,,f forest gfpiMlf I UBLU3H.ED EYErtY WEDNESDAY, BY j - W. If. DUNN. ELM STREET, TIOH &3TA, f A. THRM3, 12.00 A YKAH, -'. . !fe "tubsorlpllons received tor shorter 1 r-jii-lnri IJin ilirPA (notitliH. V.i-ann,i.l.nna Bfifiplfpd from nil tmrts rf country. No noilco will be taksu of uAnsnymnu omurminicauons. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TI03TE3TA LODGE . Ao. 3C.9, T. O. of O. F1. MEETS every Friday evening, fit 7 oVloek, In tViallall lormorly occupied 3 . J. T. DALE. N. O. U. T. LATIMER. Sec y. 27-tf. TIUNiiOTA UUU JNllJj, JNU. . . v nin O. TT. A..M. MEETS at Odd Follows' IxidffO Uonm, every Tuesday evening, t 7 o'clock, v J. E. BLAINE, C. J. II. FOXES, K. 8. 8l. Dr. J. E. Blaine, . "WFICK and residenne oppositfl the J Lawrence House. Ofnuodays Wednes days and Saturdays, so-ii. ".MILKH W. TATE, ' ATTORNEY AT LAW, irj. ru-..t TloyfKSTA. PA. v W. P. Merellllott. A TTORNKY AT LAW. cor. Elm and A. Walnut fits.. Tionesta. Pa. I have associated inysolf with Hon. A. B. Rich mond, t Meadvillo, Fa., iu the practieu of Uw In Foroat bounty. . ju-iy . ' - r. W.Hays, - A TTORXET AT LAW A Pomlic. Kevnolda t'lukiil Notary fc ro.'a Bluak, HoHecaNU, Oil City, 1'a. 8-ly KtBAR. K. B. SMILKY. , XINTTSARS SMILEY, Attornsya ai rmu&uii, i . PRACTICJC in tlia avral Conrta of Ve anxo. Crawford. Foreat. and adloin- huf aoHutiM. S'J-ly. ' CKNTIAL. HOUSJS, HONNKIl A AGNEW BIX)CK. L JJ Aurrw. Proprietor. Tina In a now bouae.and haaluatbaon (lttwi up for the XwimmivlaMii.i tf tm nuliHn. A linrtinn t tb patronage or Ui puoiio la aoiicitea. 1 . Lawrence House, rpiONI.(TA, PA., WILLIAM LAW f 1 JtK?CK. pKomiKTOB. Thla housfl a eontrally loratsd. Kvervthlnjf now and -wail rurnlaniHl Bupcrior aciHiranioaa- u and atrlct attention irlven to guest. . Vegetable and Fruit of all kind aerved tatkeir nmwrra.. Sample room for Coin- - luaraial Arent.' 7" . ' FOREST HOUSE, . ' A. VARNKRPBopniETon. Onpoalte Court llouae. Tioneata, J'a. J peaed.. Kverrthintj new and cluaii and freak. The beat of liquora kept constantly M aana. A portion oi me putuiu pmruu- U reapeolfullr aolicltud. - 4-17-1 V - ' '. Tlonesta House. T. Y.ATrXfER Tmwi. Elm St. Tlo-. jr. ne jta. Pa., at the mouth of the creek," Mr. Sa. haa thorouilil t renovaieii me Yiosayta Konift. and re-furnliihod It coin -letair Ait nno pmruiiiAo mi,, t,ih well entertained at reasonable rate. S7, ly ' Kmnire Hotel. - rrUPOCTK. 1A- KWALD,PnorniE L Ton. This house is centrally lKUod twm 4j,n fhirniirlilv rntlitAd and now Wiuli mm imod a tuhlo and I'Pds a.i nnv lln Ul In the oil regloua. Transient only J2.0C ser day. Cm C B. Webr,i Hotel, mTLKHSBUROII.PA. O. B. WERER.- J. has possession of the new brick hotel and will lie happy to entertain all his old customers, and any nnmber of now ones, Uood accommodations for kuosU, and ex cellent stabling. 10-Jin. ; , ur. J. i-. AcorriD, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, who haa had fifteen years' experience in a large I and succesHlul practice, will alien a an Professional Calls. Ofllce In his Drue and Urooery Ntore, located, in Tldioute, mar Tldioute House. IN HIS STORE WILL BE FOUND . A ftill assortment of Medicines. Liquor Tohu. Clears. Stationer v. Olass. Paints. Hls, Cutlery, all of the best quality, and will be sold at reasonable ratou. DR. C1IAS. O. DAY, an experienced "PhyslsfXji and Druggist from New York, lias ch of Uie Store. All prescriptions . pat up accurately. . a. a. .it. ' o. t. riat a. a. eu.t. JUA Y, rAJlK P CO., - Oorasr of Elm".A Walnut Sta. Tlonesta. Bank of Discount and Doposit. Xntoiest allowed on Tims Deposits. ' Collections madeon all UiePrinvipal points of the U. S. Collections solicited. 18-ly. D. W. CLARK, (COMM ISSIOMBB'a CLBRK, FOBCST CO., rA.) MB AL ESTATE AGENT. HflUSES and Lots for Sale and REN'rp I g, WUd Lands for Sale. ' I I nave superior laciiiuos lor asceriuining fho oonuluoo or taxes ami tax reeas, arc, snd iu therefore qualified to act intelli- guntly as agent. of tlioso living at a dis Asnce. owninic land in the Cosntv. Ollioe iu CouiuiisstoBers ttooui, Court House, Tionesls, 1'a. -41-ly. D- W. CLARK. NEW BILLIARD ROOMS! ADJOIflNO the Tionesta House, nt the mouth of Tionesta Creek. The tables and room are new, and everything kept in order. To lovers of the ame a cordial Invitation l extended to oouie and play in the new room. CW.tf . . fi. T. LATIMER, Leasee. VOL. VII. ISO. 35. WM. F. BLUM, 3 Zj -A. OlCSlvl X T IEI AND WAOON-MAKER. . Corner of Church and Elm SlroeU. TIOEST-A. PV. in rm iurpnarea m no in wur in . . II 1 . . V- I.. u, line, nd will warrant everything dono at thoir sh-ps to give satisfaction. Par ticular attention given to IIORSIUMIXOEIXG, ol ve them grot it. '- atrial, and yon will not i-13-ly. BUCXSnllTH MD WAGON SHOP. TIIF. undrl(rnd have oponcd a firwt clniw ltiacksmitli an.d Vvairon 81iop, in the Roberts !ifD. opposite the Rural House. All wurk In either line promptly attended to, and satisfaction gusriiriieoa. IIoisMlioitIitr (V HiMielnltj- 22 ly L. SrKAS A n. W. ROBERTS. NEW HARNESS SHOP. JUST opened !n41ie noxrts niilldlnop' Dosite tlio Itural Iloime. Tlio undoi-- aiirned Is Dreparel to do all klnda of work in nia line in tue yon siyie ana on auon nouoo. I A Spoolalty, Keep on liana a fine assort ment of 'urry Combs. Brushes, Harness Oil, Whips anil Kuddlos. Harness of all kinds marts' to oi aer ami cueap as mo cheapest. KVmember the unme mid pliwe W. WriST, Uobortn Uuildiiiir, 22-ly v Opposite Rural House, Tionostiu II. C. IIARLIN, Mor(ihant Tailor, IN The Lawrence nulldinjr, over Super ior Lumber Co. Storo. The best stock kept oonNiiiiitly on hand, and mado up in the best inanAcr and newest styles. l'J-ly MRS. V. SI. HEATH, DRESSMAKER, Tionesta, Pa. TITRS. HEATH has recently moved to iL this nlaco for the purpose of meotinii a want wliicli the Indies of tlio town und county have for a loinr time known, that of havimr a dressmaker of experience amomr thm. I am prepare.! to muKo nil kinds of drosses in the latest stvlo, ami guarantee satisfaction. Stamping tor braid intr and embroidery done in the best man nor, with tlio newest patterns. All I ask Is a lair trial. Residence on Water Street, In the house formerly occupied by Jacob Shrtver. I4tl Frank HobbliiH, PHOTOGRAPHER, (SUCCESSOR TO PFMIXU.) Plcturos In everv stvleof the art. View of the oil roglona for salo or taken to or der. CENTRE STREET, near U, U. crossing. .SYCAMORE STREET, near Union Po pat. Oil City, Pa. 20-tf PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY. ILU HTltKBT, SOUTH OF ROBINSON & BONNER'S STORK. Tionesta, Pa., - Proprietor. M. CARPENTER, - - m ix Pieturea taken In all the latest styles the art. 26-tr NEW JEWELRY STORE ) In Tiomeata. M. SMITH, fATCHf.UKER r JEWELER, At SUPERIOR STORE. ALL'WORK WARRANTED. A jurg and Superior (Hook of Wntciiee, S "looU, - " ,n txd JT e-vrelry, CONSTANTLY ON HAND. MRi SMITH has fine machlnory far making all parts of a watch or clock that may Iw missing or broken. He war rants all his work. The patronage of the citizens of Forest County is most respect fully soUclted, AU he asks Is a fair trial. 4tf A DVERTISERS send 25 cents to Geo. J P. Rowoll Co., 41 Park Row, N. Y., for their Kiglitv-page l'amphiet, showina cost of Hdrcrimnjjf. r . 1H 4t - TIONESTA, PA., A RAM BLE IX TUB WOODS. BY THE "FAT COSrRnUTOn. I propose to treat uprm the subject of woods, unci if I ramble a little it is because it is suggested bv the Ihemo. There are many varieties of wood : hard wood, soft wood, green wood, dry wood, I would, you would, and lota of others who would, too, if they could. Beams of the eve are made out - of I would. Ships are built, of bard wood, which accouuts for so many hard ships sailors have to encoueter, I've an ocean. A ship mndn of soft wood en tirely would he a very 'toft tiling, but mnnners whattenipteu to navigate hrr wouldn't 1iave a very soft thiug. Woo-Mb not an ore, but oar is gener ally wood. It can be used oer and o'er, however. I saw a sailor use ono o'er his shipmate's bead once. Maple wood is a favorite variety with juveniles on account of the sugar it yields. It is a mistake, however, to suppose that mnjilo sugar grows on the maple in cakes, already crimpled around the edtrcs. It has to be gath- ed and then crimpled afterward. If any kind of wood would plcane the children maple would. ' Beech wood is n hard and tough va riety, although it ia tougher where there is no wood fit all, nnd no coal to be had. The beach of the sea is very different from the beech found on dry land : don't, I beech-seech you, con found the two, although the confound ed Eta beach once confounded me. A promising beech it was, yet full of treacherous pitfalls, and I thought of suing for breech of promise. There are lew juveniles who are not more or less familiar with birch. It is ire quently brought home to them. My lespeetive sire used to bring some of it home to uic once or twice a week. His remarks on the subject were very cutting. He loved to mingle dis cipline with instruction. "My s.iii, he would say, deftly balancing the rod in his hand to determine its rclativo heft, toughness and elasticity, and run ning his eye slowly down to the tip, "Jo von know what kind of wood this is?" (How well do I know it). "Birch," "Correct," and then he corrected me a little just to get his muscle in play. "Where is it found?" I wanted to say it was found on my back about as oft en aa anywhere, but dared not, so . I Hated iu a general way that it was found in the woods. "State to the Court" (my faLher was a member of the bar) "whether it is pliable or not," (and he plied it vigorously). "It is," I managed to writhe "nud tough t" bringing tafts of jacket every whack. "Tough," I roared. Then while taking a breathing spell he would explain that the Indiana used to make canoes out of birch bark, and I told him or.ce I thought birch would make any body bark, but I immediately stood correct ed, iu fact I sometimes stood corrected so long that it was paiuful for me tq sit down. But I won't dwell too much on bircb, it might bring up too many unpleasant remeniscences. ' Hickory is both tough and elastic. Indians make bows out of hickory. but it is difficult for Indian girls to make much out of their beaux', for they never have a cent, unless a disa greeable red scent. Pine is exceedingly valuable to com merce, but it is rapidly pioiug away. The immense forests of piue wuh which the country was once so opulent are fast disappearing before the ax of the woodman. JNo use of repining at its loss it can't be repined. Pineap ples do not grow upon the piuetree, they are hung up there when half grown to cvmplete their growth, and then I doubt their doing it. Dogwood can be successfully culti vated by setting it out when a pup. You can detertime what breed it is by watching its bark. This is not infal lible, however, fur when one dog wood perhaps another dog wouldn't. Sandals used to be made of sandal wood, but now boots grow ou a boot tree. Any shumach(er) will tell you that. Kindling wood has its uses. When I was a boy I had to split kindling ou baking days. The other day I told my boy to go out and split some kind ling wood, and he laughed until I thuught he would split, but he didn't. His disposition is cot akin to kindling. Much has beeu written about "Babes in the wood," but I don't know wi.a.t kind of wood it was. I saw bubee once in plaster, but I suppose they Soublbe, dona in wood, too. If they were babes when their cruvl nncta left them they Boon got to be grown peo ple. They couldn't have suffered for the want of fuel, certainly, for they never got ont of (the) wood.- - Drawing wood is extensively carried on in wooded-countries in winter. It caa be practised in tbe city, too, if you have drawing materials. Some in this world must eecesarily fTO hewers of wood if not drawers iu winter colors. Send out a bov to hew T.ft . "... fl DECEMBER 2, 1874. wood, and he is apt to get up a hue and cry. I find I have stud nothing of the oak, the emblem of strength, courage and endurance. The poet exhibited ereat affectum for the aged, oak when lie sang J " ; ' ""' ' . "Woodmnn, sjj.ire that tree," But it was right enough for the wood mnnVpnir . la Vake down the treo if there was ho "pair" out agninst his hand -any poker player will tell you that. Oak euters largely in tho con struction of ships, which may have suggested the song of the caulkers I 'Oakum, oakum with me.' i i GOOD FOR THE PABKO. I saw one of those desperadoes get a nice dose of quiet oourage anil then stem will at this time, 18G7. I had occueion to go dowu tie rond, and hntl to wait for the train. My. abiding place was one of those dining tetitt, where I had taken a meal iu the mean time. Among the sons seated around, one evidently was very raw. His dress was semiclerical, nnd as he held forth iu no constrained manner about "the terrible sin," and "Babylonish Chey enne," the old-timers within hearing enjoyed; iu an. uncouth way, poking siual'l chaff at him. In the midst of one of li is tirades against "this sink of perdition," a man cams into the tent, walked up to the bar, and demanded a drink. It seems for some reason he had been refused before. Suddenly throwing his hand under his coat, he drew a sixslmoter, and half facing the crowd and the bir-keeper, ho said: "By G , I am going to have a di ink. right here, or I'll turn loose!" (mean ing to shoot). To tell the truth, most of the terrible old-timers Bunk uuder the counter and death to somo one seemed imminent. I confess to a cold sensation down my back, and thought of several debts that different parties pwed me, and wnudercd if I should ever be paid ; the green field in which -I had sported as a - child rose before me vividly; I remember one Sunday having played off sick, went down to the foot of Mill 6treet and went swim ming. I fe t eoriy for the Frogto'wu boy who licked me ouce; but what a eight? i'hat parson his tall slim form seems to grow taller, as, in a quiet way, he strides up to the death-dealing cuss with the pistol. He wrenches that weapon fiom this terror; grasps him by the throat, fuirly lifting him from his feet, his protruding tongue and blackening face shows the terrible grip of the person's hand, and to mako the picture more complete, says iu or dinary tones: "My friend, I have ob served you before to-day troublu tho landlord of this tavern. I am of opin ion that you are entirely iu the wrong' place. The landlord appears to think you have had a sufficiency of intoxi cating liquor. Now, observe, :f you create any further disturbance, I will jerk the gullet out. of you." . Subse quently tho par.on held forth ou tho Sins and iniquities of Cheyenne, and was listened to respectfully ny tne subdued old sinners. I was constrain ed to seek a favorable opportunity to ask the parsou where he lenrned that grip. "Oh,". said he, "I used to keep saloou dowu east ; that's where I got niyjiaud in." Cincinnati Commercial. An eriing husband, who had ''ex planations for late hours, and had uu apology ready, recently slipped into the house about one o'clock very soft ly, denuded himself gently, and begau rocking thu cradle by the. bedside, as if lie had been awakened - wt of a sound sloeu by infantile cries. Ho had rocked away for five minutes.when Mary Jane, who hud silently observed the whole manoeuvre, said, "Come to bed, you fool, you 1 the baby ain't there." ..... . - ; - One nf tke least flattering tributes ever paid to a rising young aitist, has been paid to a Cincinnati daube by a Western critic : "He possesses some merit as an artist, but it is hard to say whether it lies iu landscape, or marine painting you cannot tell his cows from his ships, except when they have their tails exalted, wheu the absence of spars betrays their characters. Kveo then they may be mistaken forschoon ers scudding under bare poles!" A popular clergyman sayi it is in teresting to observe how muov people go to the circus "just to please the children," and very carious to notice that sometimes it takes several able bodied men and motherly women to look after one little boy or girl on luch an ocuusion. y Acoording toan Auburn. paper, they are going to put up in 'that city an addition to their seminary, "to ac commodate fighty-six . students 200 feet long. What's the use, iu these days! trying to be houest?. exclaimed a gambler. Oh, you ought to try it once and. Bee, retorted one of his companions. The Cuirass is all the rage with the ladies. Balaam roue one. wait $2 pp:r ANNUM. "KNKJrrr of tiir road." 1 IMfORTAST MEETING IN AKRON. Under th9 startling" headlines of "Ben Zine Joins tho I. O. I. T the which monncv Intolerable Order of Impudent Tramps calculated tor the 1 longitude of Wadsworth and Akron .liputes oi me o.uwio Annual fleet ing nf thsj I. O. I. T.j held at the cor ner of Cnburn and Burtges streets, South 'Akron, November 9, 1874." The Wadsworth Enterprise' gives the following interesting particulars of a recent and. important meeting In that city The Roost was culled to order by Bro. Outvajolr, nnd on account of tho absence; of the secretary, who' was recououering at a certain hen-coop near the cuml bridge, Bro. Ben-. Ziuo was appointed to hli his place pro tern The minutes of November 20, 1373, were read and approved, except that clause wliicli permits any tramp to curry a horso to pay for a breakfast and lodging. In its place, however. the folicwing resolution was submitted, which has been endorsed by nil ltoosts in Stark and avne counties: . llesolved, That we, as tramps, grate fully accept all tho cold eh oulder which may be given us per the advice jf tne anterprue man. With a huge ham iu his hand, Bro. Iillacsiu. thun took the ground, and made a.i amendment as follows: "And if they have no cold shou der, beja bers we'll take theAom." The amend ment was carried, and the ham pasted, after which Bro. Nabemquick was sent down to Jacksou street after the rest of the hog, or to Exchange .street if it could uet bo fuund, and policemen were plenty The committee to whom na3 refer red a design fur a banner lor the I O. I. T., reported that it had been de' cided upon, and the llag was produced. In the centre was a huge man, with his arms stretched out, bagging for his dinner, whiU the Goddess of Agncul ture and Mechanics lay on the ground with her neck uuder bis heel.. Iu tho corner of the flag was a huge epouge in the iutertices of which were thous and)! of credulous fools of this und ad- joiuiug counties, while the words, in hoe vineet (in this you . conquer) were displayed in gilt letters ou a green buck-Krouiid indicative or the char acter of our patrons. The gener.tl design was much applauded by the lioost. and it was suggested that the artist receive a vote of thanks, which was cordiully given him. . Under tho head of "grievances Liro. Uldsod sunl, with tears in his ryes, that he had only averaged $3.00 a day since the panic, and some me chauics were unable to mujte half that amount. Ho was informed by the Chair that the members must be satis tied will) h reduction for a while, uu til our Order is better appreciated by young men who part their hair in the middle, and carry gold headed canes from which our ranks ure to be re cruited. The Chair also severely rej: n manned those inemuets who accept bread and butter and apple butter for a meal : for under such a regimen no clans uf mau cau bo expected to com pete with blacksmith in point of phvs ical strength. He said that an ideal bill-of fare for a healthy Tramp would consist of coffee, potatoes, roast meat, oysters, gimcracks, milk punches, and claret to top nil' with ; although all ot this need not uhva s be expected. Tu multuous applause. ' - Au unknown brother arose, and commenced ou oration as follows: "Meine Herreu Ieh deuk diisa wir missel) mchr Ordenung habp, nder tin ser Cmistitutien ubtrMhuuV." But sixty stroug arms wero laid on him, and sixty throats yelled out, "Away with the mun who speaks that tongue; let not ouo of them be found in our ranks." ' ' Under the fad of tho Good of the Order, Bro. Whine sang a song, en titled "I'ify the Sorrows of a Poor old Tramp?" Cheers. This was fol lowed by "Cleon hath a million acres ; But two hundred, 1.'' Tears. Letters of congratulutiou were read from Ashland and -Lorain counties, after which three ' groaus were given for the Kavenna, Akron, Kent and Wadaworlh papers, for their unfriend ly attitude toward tbe I. O I. T. - After singing the closing ode, 'We're as happy and fee As rascal vail oo," - - the lioost rested on roast rooster, wrested from Coventry hen-coops. Ben Zikk, S. H. ro i-in. Wadsworth, O., A nno Trampiui 0000, (Nov. 12, 1874.) ' s Criggs got up too early oue morn ing aud began to Bco'd' the-wvnt girl. His little six year-old, who had been listening attentively during tbe Conversation, broke iu with 'Father, stop scolding ; you needn't thiuk that Jane's your wife.' The latest fashion in Chicago Oue' term marriages. Hates of Advertising." One Sqimre (1 Inch,) one Inortlon - fl .0 One Studio " 0110 month - it tin Ono Sriinri) ' " llireo nion'ln . n ii Ono Square ' ono year . - ' Two ivjiinrps, ono venr - - J i co ((nftrUirCol. "' - - j :ki 0 Ono " " - - 101 co Legal nntlcosAt p'4JliKhcd rates, s Murrinire and death notieos, gratis. All liillMtnl vpai-Iv RflvnrtiHHtnpiil col lected qnmtprly. Temporary advcriin meti's 1 1 in Ml be paid Tor in advance. Job work, i :twn on Dcliveiy. HOW AIR. TWEED LIVJ:. ' Harper Weekly tells how the en- forced retirement of tho Tammany statesmau is insdo cemfni table : From being treated as a man convicted of enormous crimes, Iwecu has been al lowed to assume the character . of a listinguished guest on the island. Ho occupies a large room in tho building of the peniteutiary. ' This apartment, situated near the head of tho stairs leuding from the main entrance, is twenty feet long, twelve feet wide' and " twelve feet in height. It contains a double-bed, screened by a sliding cur tain, and is furnished with a bureau, WMslisUtud, two writing def-ks, one of which is for the accommodation of hi lr.vate secretary, chairs, books,. &r. 1'he bureau is supplied with al! . tlio tieccjsnry articles of toilet. To Eptiro the "statesman's"' eyes,' the whitewash ed wall is covered to tbe height of sty- eu- feet with maroon-colored muslin. The floof is partially carpeted. 'J ho vinitor who undertakes to ascend ino stairs leading to his room is told that there is nothing but the private quar tersf the officers, and his attention is politely directed elsewhere. The Warden's house, situated about a quarter of a rail Borth of the peni tentiary, i rc(K bed by a pleasant shaded walk. wLich in fine weather- forms the promenade of the retired statesman," sometimes alone, some times accompanied by his private sec retary. Tho screen of trees parea" him the gazo of curious visitors ; arid alliirds apportuuities fur a dignified re treat should an outsider chance to come too near. As lie has been per mitted to let his hair, mustache aud beard grow, and to Wear the ordinary dress of a geutlemaa, he 'might en counter a visitor without being recog nized. In the north V'ng f tbe War den's house is the large dining room where the old "Ten Governors" used to- entertain their friends:-- lhis is now used by the retired "statesman," who takes his meals there in prvvacy: li. is uot to be supposed .that the. table ia furnished . with, the regular prison fare. That wotud be too coarse for a man accustomed to Mr. !,' former style of living. A Mississippi boatman with im mense feet, stopping at a public house. . oil the leveo, asked the porter for's, h intjack to pull -off his bouts. ' Tho', colored gentleman, after' examining the stranger's feet, broke out as "fol lows : "No jack here big null" for tiem -feets. Jackass couldn' pull 'em 0','' imissa, widoUt fracturing the leg. Yusei better go back about three miles to de rorks iu de road, an' pull 'cm ofTdar." If the old man will insist on taking a smoke after going to bed at night, llie sooner the house is insured for . twice its value the more complacent will be the feelings of the relatives who stand by wheu the firemen hunt among the ruins for his bones. . . 'Veil, mine shone,' said a wealthy ' Israelite to his hopeful, who had asked f liir-a uickle, 'I don't mind the value of fife slienls; but sluist dink vot de interest on dot sum would be in ,yon r hundred years.' A murried friend said he d like to bo wrecked as Enoch Arden wus, and come home aud fiud his wife remarried. HeM go out of tho gate with a bop aud a skip instead of. breaking his hear.t- . i. ,c .- ; i Pedagogue First little boy Yliat -is. vour name? Little boy Jul. Pedagogue Oh, no, your name is Ju- ; litis. Next little boy What is yonrs? Second boy My name is Billions. ' If you want to know, whether your -grandmother wa cross-eyed, or whrie your great uncle stood iu bis'arilbmo ' tic class, juit run for office, and you'll ' Lrvurif"nil The Shah frightens bis wive into submission by wearing a European plug bat pulled down threateningly over his riitht eye. An Eastern paper intimates that ( Treasurer Spinner acquired hi habit , ol proluiuiy wnue icuruiug m jeti his own writing. , ; , . A philosopher has discovered that men don't object to bo overrated, L ceptsoy assessors. Jnaquiu" Miller has written abjut "A Storm In Venice." Mrs. Miller is ffr..hu bl V tllpri j,. .,..., ....... A Vermont singer is said to huve a goiu nunc in ner vunc, aav. iivk ought to be good. ' Tho good of a man's lifu cannot bo measurud by the Icngtii oi ins iuuetui profusion. ! . , . s ' ' ' IIi.w to get rich Live oq uir and sleep off 4 clothes line. . A in&i who is out" of pocket miUt it i .. . . ........ MS WCll ue HUI Ol wmu, "Slipping his grip" is California for dying. - . Oath of the Chicago girl Buy coin.
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