t I 18 P r tb w n r t It I; . i ! t 1 t ' f ' L4evV Trials. , t'7 ,TLr.re are tbiogs almost too , eacred to be gir?a to tb public fr " to ceoU,' but the following cas if Geudinb revn,re otuht to go oo rec ord, if ojly l Bik aa ioprtaot 3 ditin to tb curior.itie vf criaie. Oa Suitoo tareei, between Maaon atid LaveoFrib, stand the b ue ufoae of the pruext young ladies ia town, aud altn -el direedj opposite is tbe residence of btr "eteedj coapaoy," a ' youojr broker's clerk. Tbe itjfataated eouple bad conceited tbe idea of coo nnctiajr toeir room by uiraoa of a eiriuir trlepbuoe, wmchiujr, it from odc wiudu- U ibe otber, aad tb end of which were placed trnder tbe-ir reepective pillows ba thev retired. By tb'm contrivance a ireoile log, at irregular iotervalu duriojr ibe uitfU, win. all tbat w4 nece-warj i inform ooe tuod heart oa tbe oorlh fide if ibe ireet tbat tbe other oo tbe sou ib bad jwtt aaakeued, aad be f jre iokioir ioio blissful di earns de- Hired to coo a f' noeturtal murmara to tbe otber. 1 oeae teotier prepara tions, buwevs-r, were 1 jouiiIt iua,k ' ed by uob.r juuntf geoileioan in tbe neighborhood, r-k'el to Tbe Caroltaa furtj. Tbe -two head. d 'i?biBg.J nd pertj"twt wfcat tbe rewtcr of an op-town bot?! thawed la.t nitt It wasn't a bird r any o-tber eppcic of a biped. Sj far from baviog two leg it bad ,f,ior. Tbe bnel clerk a in a c)DstaBt-rin. It was evi dnt tbat be bsA Mored op aoroe Bte antcipiioas e-i to tbe surprise iti gioffular announcement would caose people when tbey ran tbeir ves over ibe regirtier. It waa not every day a colored woman with two kead, fur arni, four legs, fcr eyes, four earn, two nones, two ruomb and wo tonpufs re.n'etered a thatj b-tel and tte clerk was bonna to ( niace toe mom' of it;. Tbe "and pr.y" con aimed f;ftwo li&lian dwarfs, b-ith in top boots and moustaches end goat eeo, and ooiiber larger tVan a irrid--zed d4i. Tbe woman witb a lib eral pupply of limbs was Millie Cbri8;ite, wb we exh'.bitioo' iu tbis city, at tbe Assembly Building, eijbt tears g , creU"d a stir atuong be ptji-ituns who bad hr bef.re theiu tir Btreral day, a, Ji-fferaon Medicl College, a..d atter.ard df:'ierel Iffture on Ler. Fr tbe past eitfbt . j u i . w Mi4 vear ttr.e nsa ieen oa a t'jur v: eui- y. Da. v ,hiti.iB in Eur, UDd,r lbo oua. Tbeery firBt U KD. tuu Hc ea w fcer f wk. -4: rA-A ..nth rpn.ir. d Ime to the i " baa wince exbibtUd cer aud tbe dwarfu iu Bjtn aod otber New Kulaod cities Tbey caaie to PbilauV'pbia fr.m B'idirep.Tt, Cn oerticut, ouder an arraogrmeot with Cr jup's Equercurriculum, wbere the.y niake their firet appearance t.-day. Tbe Xibt?'i!e is tweaty-"sea yerold She aas born ia Colum bia county. North Carolina, cf B'arp Cfuca pp it with diiolute compauione, aud niaoaKed to climb op aud cui '.be cord in ibe middle. Tb-y tbeo attached loader piece to the to ends, aud ran tbetn tbrougb tbe wiadow of a bar ria at the coror below. Aud there we are awhamed to say, for the ret of tbe nik'l-t "bsa bardeut-d r-p- r,,ht.. ...I Meudim? rtua.b redolful' ... j r: i. tt , .i D'irrvls. lber wro iiOieuu tfr-f-', v ...k.p i-rf iff a ta the fruily, tbe other IIZS 1,4 Z r-fecdy f-rmed, ss rere . " m ,: t . ,.i !.. Iparcjt. Ibe wtnaa iM'il 8uuu tally tbut tncltma tat ia . . , , ' ouce from Xew Orltir.s where ebe w&t on ezmoUicD. in a fw otoo b 'she turad up iu a Xew V.rk orphan ! i it .. . .iTj .. j luU don ycur vet." lid.-hard nme.) got her back ag.ia. A can ccuiued in a city proux-u-d j fo',d ilo. abd turned np in child 11 be- tbe bten ou replf bave leaked out,boerer, if i.eyouujr lover bad nt leen deciriuVd at o A. M by a ujBuldia request to "Cbm;e it CuUv " while tbe roua Ud7 "as - J , - - - . ' " i - . WJ. n.. ..J t Ar, anil tbe rata a'.4 b4 arose to go : "Mr. Flowreoi, 1st thia be a leasoo to you. AfUT thia hea j"Q get peT!e all eicited to tee f alia fall overb ard. Digger die and folks re, married, dtnt try to palm off oa Vm eantbtn abmt a Comrrissman who came over oa a Suuflower, for tbey won't stand it." Tbe man walked oat with a firm feU p and a aelfatifGed look oo bis face, and tbe Lion. Slote sank back and remarked : - Even tbe dodo will torn when trodden on " A . A tonsrtrial artist fa tbe neighbor hood of Fourth aod Poplar is no body's ecK-my but bis own. He drioks like fi-h aod confesses to pe riodical "r: ns." Tbe otber day be hbaved a tr nd of onrs Af'r the "I rentice" had bestowed tbe 'ladder' our barber stepped up and took a clean t.wtep with tbe raz irdown our triend' cheek aod throat. He (aid : . "De vurst of tbe tiak is dot it makes a fi ller feel so nborapy in tbe morn iav ; you feel shunt, as if you'd like to cot vour own throat or somevun elu-V" Our friend sst still in horror, and wifbed fcimHelf ont. ' But, it is per fly beautiful to 6bave flaet-b and blut like dis," and he took anothr sweep. "What do yoa mean, Trexler 7" "Veil, de last sbob I bad vos a stiff vun," aad he wiped tbemzjr meih. odically. ..'Is that tbe rzir von ued ?" "Ye, nir; vy notf" . Yoa ants a Htbcff rez r to shavo a corpse, and you will plee eifti-e me, nut your hfard ts utbiff, so I keeps my best ra Z r for yon " Our friend tore off tb towel and bolted. bv 8.000 Echn lived in t'ae wood and nionn tainn eod a! ways bd tbe 'la word " Evhiw ata w.tUHa. Tlsts xjilio8 why he hd the laH word. Pun Ml iu love with hr. but pan'ed f r her io vain. S?redd.rt reciprcte his aSTectiuni'. Ai'd no woodr J rati, not contffut wiih two horns, played' on a bome-radf p;pe, aoi would "goat while be was young." yon may remember. Echo conceived a very tender pension for ya'kifcfos, tbe eon of a river god, hot ber love was not' returned. It apiR-ar to huve been a Ttarrylac as JMllor. biet was cxlii'jiiiag her. Aain her owner got br bicll Sbe i iex-j hibiTpd H oter tbe Ui;d Stau-a irf vl ward, and then taken t ) the old w J couc:ry. in 1j ioc.'n toe uewnjiper weu give bfriLe uarne of .Xigbuo Kalti on atcuut t-f r;f votal powers. 8be frijgs well, dance well aud n;eiifc three cr four different langua ge, emoog tbt oj French. Tbe two bead ojt on tb? fbouldtr at at gits to each other, so tbat the uct wbicb keeps up tbe hair ofono tcucbes tnc titt wbicb keeps op tbe balr of the other, and if tbe owDt-r wilU it the two heads mar butup agiinst each otber, like plsjiu bojj io the baud of an txufcrt. Ibe Hiagur arouud. cae of unrequited aflVction all part of her onveraatiou. One tougue hcius to talk, tee eyes bnb'fo, tbe fai-o becomes eoimated. At thi poiat the cbi-errer catches sight of tbe othtT ftice looking over tbe otber sbnulder with a sort of grin on it atd the oiber eyes wiib a leer in tbtMn. Amau may be excused if bis attention eirays at this poiut and tbe utieriaces of the Grift tougue becomes lont on him in conteiplming tbe other phy&ioguoiuif al epparitioa P.-eSffitlv the B' cbiid tongue begins t talk, too, acid there is a Fort cf race between then-, Oae face io rather mahculine and tbe otber ffoii uiue, and tbe v iee very ia:iU.ly Ij talking tbe tongues '-CMp iu" and . . . rrt . : J . I cross eacn otoer. io rei, auiacai i the effect of conversation with ber tbe reader mnst imagine la tbe fol lowing that the italics represent tbe femiuiue tougue aud the ulber form the oishculioe :. "How di4y qlike Enrnpe?" " liked it very much I liked E 'gFiaucel liked, too, land better than' nearly "as any other, well a Euulaod. IU more Tbe trench la e American, people are very The tal ians nice, ore a good deal A merit an is my hire the trench tote you know, I like aod I tolraeel am not tvn much. I'kelv to forget lu I was ti ru There i a nreat deal ti Jn North Carvliua, see ia I wa the old world. South Carolina eniecicllu ia duri jg tbe war. London and 'art'.' Fr m tbe abote c mireLtbfive hUttment it will be evident to tbe reader that she can accomplish jtiiti twice as much talking as women in ireueral, aud. more .than tbat, she . is talking ou two different phases of tbe subject at tbe same time. "Get cp acd wa'k, Nightingale, aa'd the mnnatjer. Tbo oae fae g i n d, wLiie tbe other locked solemn. Sbe took ber sJf up off the sofa and walked across tta room erect on her four Jeze. ' Tte dwarfs who are exhibited with ber are the Brothers IJagri. They will be fct the .Equefcurrieulup for two wcik?. Echo tneved in podm qneuce. She grieved DU-ntrcusIy H Spring milliaery opeutng4 lost tbeir charms for ber, aud he didu't ca'e whether tbe late-t Paris siyles de creed lon or fcbon dreHises for winter wear. She octinued to erieve nutil (be became f ur times thinner than liarnum's living skeleton, and at lant there was nothing left of ber but ber voice. Ube bad a robust voice as tn st women bave. JfarkMs-m nude a lucky e-cipe by ti'.t fnl'iuif in I ve with aud marrying ber. Itngiuthe cortsin lecurns a WftnuT aith soch a viir T"us voioe c oi'd delicrl All night loosr r.b'l "tobe c tiiioucdin ear next ben Ker'' aicovereo tbat nothing bul her r I remained, be took to tbe weods aod rotbarked in the burioem f in'micking ery vocal sound sbe berd If Nark, bad married ber. the probabilities are tbat he would bave "lakea to the woods" or else takeo prison oon afier haviog become acquainted witb ber voice. If you Hand on tbe edge of a woods, t-levate your voice to fcih C. and call a man a liar, yon will bear Echo repeat the word in tbe iotaoce tbat is if tbe man yoa call liar doesn't overhear you. Ia the latter event you would be apt to see etars iontead of beariog the word re peated. In tryiug tbia experiment, yoa want to M-lect a small and feeble man. It would be safer. If Narkisos made a lnckr cmp in not marrying Eeh , Echo was eqaallv fortunate in Dot becoming the wife of Xark. He was a libil oa tbe eex He bad enough vanitv and eelf conceit to set up a dzn Geore-e Francis Trains in tbe business. He wore out four mirrors per day bv mmply razinjrtbereia atoimeit. lie bad bin photographs taken in differ ent attitudes, hung all arouie bis bed chamber, aod paid 6 re bundrei! dollar to have bis portrait printed en tbe Grtt psjfe ibe X Y. Graph, ic ,If.'' be Holibiq'iigrd, one dy, "if Rofcoe Coukling a&d Lester Wal lack were as handsome as I. tbr-v could well afford to boast cf tbeir gt d looka " After fracturing ell tbe looking glaaes in tbe country, be lounged by tbe back of clear fountains and tarings, gating opon the relertion of Lis own face, until at last he lan guished in bis uareturned love for it Uufortunatelv the fool killer was not born until a few years later. 'Twa? great pity that Narkissos was not givea an unloaded eua t play with before be reached hi teens. S"m authorities say Ibe gods punished bini by changing him into a fliwer which bears his name. Tbey made a great tnidtake by Dot transi jriuinr him into a squash a soft one. A'urr. Jler-mid. Ureal Floral lHa. Jftealh Fraai the Bit T alHaa. Mr. Peter McXatnara.a well known resident of Capitol Hill, died at hi residence oo Third street, between Pennsylvania avenue and C street, southeast, yesterday afternoon be eath being tbe result of poison in tbe eystcm from the bite of a nan named Paoaber, witb whom be bad an al tercatioa over two months ago. Some weeks since tbe finger was amputated, but the poison had already got beyond tbat member. Last Saoday it was proposed to anpntato tbe arm, but thepbvsirians determined not to do so, as they tbongbt tbeir patient would not snr rive tbe operation. Hataaa Drath r a Ca Cans rama Philadelphia, Dec. SC. Hon Owen Jouee died suddenly Iait eight of apoplexy. He started sbor'ly ef ter dut-k frcoi bis residence at Wynnewood, ca tbe Pennsylratia railroad, to viit a friend's bouse, and bis lifeless body wasfouad about oiidnigbt within fifty ysrd ol t! s' boo we. Deceased was aboot sixty years of age. . He represented tbe Fif,h . Peutiftf Ivaoia district in the Ttirty-fif:h Coprens, and wes Cob oel of tbe First Pennsylvania Caval ry during tbe late civil war. Thia ia the coldest weather for many years, the tbermometor ttand jag 1 9 degrees below sero. While '"51 igbtv J jl!ar'' Florence was y-eterday snukia bis c'gar and louogtag in one (f the bi-asy chairs :u tbe (Cee of tbe Kussell Houe, a man about fifty years f age, having niad-plahes clear up to bm coat c-dlar, entered tbe hotel and inquired of tbe clerk: ' Kio I see tbat there vile fraud who laid me out of a half dollar last oieht !" "What do you mean !" as-ked the clerk. "I want to see that actor they call Florins, or Flowrens, or some such name." : ; ' - "That's tbe man over tbere," said the clerjk. , . The vi.4ior walked straight over io tbe Hoa. Slote, sat down betide him, and led off with; "You are the fellow that played witb tbe 'Mighty Dollar' last night, ain't you ?" "I plead guilty," replied th as tonished man. "I don't care if yea do pea gee," growled tbe man.'-! want my mon ey bckj" ' - ' 1 "What is wrcg, my friend," ask ed tbe comedian. "False pretence, sir that's what is wrong I There wasn't any lojoa ia tbe whole pifcsl" 1 "Oh, that'a it?'.' . . "Aud not a murder not evea any stabbing . . , " Ahl" " ' "And nobrdy died, fell ovtr a cliff or got married !" -"Well, I'm sorry, my friend j'' "Yoa didn't bave auy pirates or bipson fire," continued tbe man; "and tVre was to little Eva in it, ei;ber." "Yes, I hed to leave thera all out," sighed Florence. "I e xpecied you'd late a bnndred excuses," remarked tbe Jnao, "bat I won't K;bmit io be . imp sed on I You've ei;ber go to play that' OTer Yes, I'm Mrs. Peter Snow, an edi tor's wife. I well reruember the dav when Mr Sqow aked ut to become bi wife I confoxa I liked Mr. Snow, aud thinking it would be a fine ibis to be the wife of an editor, J eaio ''yes" as pretty as 1 kuew bow, aad I became Mrs Snow. I bave teen tt-o year of oarried life, aud find my but aad to be aa amianle, Kood na- tored man. Ie always spends bis eveuiugs at borne, aud is, u tbat re-s)".-c:. a uiodij ma ; but be alwaya brings a pile -f exchanges, which is only lirri-e-d by tbe length of bis -US, asd reada while I patch tbe k'teea tad elbows of hid pantaloons and cjtt After biva ba4 a Quaker's raeetiug of aa hour's leugtb, 1 break tbe sliiluess by at-kiag: "Mr. Saow, did you order that coal 1 sp ke to you about?" "What did yoa Sijr, my dear?" he asks, ef-er a tew mioutea' ii!uco. "Did you order tbat c.'al I spuke to v;u abcut 7 ' "Iuiited, toy dear, I am sorry, but I forgot all abjutij.. t sball come rfa-mrirrnur " Another boar's silence, wbicb is relieved by the baby's cryiuif; and, rather liking a noi-e of tbat sort, I make do effort to quiet him. "My dear," says Mr. Snow, afier be baa cried a uuoute or so, "you bad better give tbe baby some catDip tea to quiet bim: be troubles me.'.' Tbe babv is still. Another hour parses without a breath of poie Be couiio. tired, I take a lamp and retire (or tbe night, leaving Mr. Snow so engaged wi'b bis-papsrs that be does not ee me leave tbe room. Toward miduight be comes to bed, and jnm as be baa fallen 10 sleep be baby takes a notion to cry airaia. I ri?eas quietly as ps-ible, and try to still urn. While I am walking the room whh a rmall Snowdrop in my arm-, our next a boy of three years- be irns to scream at tbe top of bis lungs Tbere is no otber course but to call Mr. Saow; so I said t "Mr. Saow! Mr. Saow!" The third time be averts up and cries, "What, . Tom I more cjpy ?" . As though I was Tom tbat little imp running about tbe office. I reply tartly. "Xo, I don't want any more copy; I have had enough cf tbat to last me my lifetime! I want you to see wbsi Tommy is crying about." Mr. Saow makes a desperate at tempt to arouse himself; as Tommy ops to take a breath be falls asleep again, leaving me to pace tbe room in as much vexation as I can comforta bly contain. Tbe cext morning at breakfast, wbn I give Mr. Snow aa acc jubt of last bight's troubles, he ays: "Indeed, my dear, I em very sorry tbe tbildrca trouble you." This is ul ways tbe way. If I torn- p'ain, it is, "ludeed, I am 6orry " But should tbe very saute tjog oc cur tbe tub-iequeat mgat, directly be fjre his eyes, very liktly he would not bee or know anytbiug about it, unless it happened to ioterropt Li- train of idea. Then be would Dro pofe catnip tea; bat before I cau get it Into tbe infant s stomach, be will be far away into the realms of thought, leaving me oot alitilevexed at bis stupidity. He kuows ice naois o; g very news paper published ia Sagland of tbe Uoited S'.ateti, but be cannot, tor the life of bins, teli tbe Dame of bis own cbildreo. He knows precisely the tear of every Americacj ouroai, but be does not know the age of bis own baby. He knows bow every rjntrib utor looks, but I do oot believe be can tell whether my eyes are black or blue. Tkey say Mr. Saow is getting rich. All 1 know is, he gives me raouev to clothe our boys, and that, too, without a complaint of poverty 1 bops tbe world s opinion is rignt, and when I am satittGed it is, I suall advise bim to resign his editorial la bors and spend a few months in oe- couing acqoaistcd with his wite and children. Tbe little oaci will feel flattered ia making ibe acquaintance ofeoluerarva man. Waaxlorfal Ji The Emperor Napoleon was at Erfut. A legion of kings aod princes bad come to bumble their crowns be fore bis regeot royalty. At one of tbe soirees wbicb be gave at this brilliant court, tbe convocation turned on an ancient poniiGcal bull, aoout tbe date of wbicb tbere was some doubt Aa Austrian prelate indicated a period wbicb the Emper or contested. "I am better informed tban your Majesty, on soch subjects," said tbe prelate, "aod I believe I am certain of what I state." "Aod for my part," replied tbe Emperor, "I do not say I believe; I nay I am certain you are deceived. Besides, the truth may b easily as certained; let such a work be brought, and if I am wrong I will hasten to acknowledge it." Tbe book was brought. Tbe Em peror was right. Tbe wbols awrn hly were astonished at such an excel lent memory on tbe prt ot one whose bead was constantly occupied by a crowd of other sul jcts. 'When I was a lieutenant,' sti'i tbe Emperor. These simple word-t, 'When I wa a lieutenant,' produced a singular effect op in all present; ah tbe representatives of tbe old mon archies locked at each otber. sailing 'When I bad the boaor to be a lieu tet,aat of artillery,' ontiuuod tbe Emperor, io a louder tons, '1 remain ed two years in garrisou ia a city of Dauphin, wbicb bad but a singlo cir culating library I read three lime tbe whole collee iou, aod not a word of what I read at that period ever escaped me. The title of tbe book which has just been brought figured on the list. 1 read it with tbe re-n, and, as you bave seen, I bave not forgotten its contents ' oae riah. "In you tbe editor ?' Tbe writer looked op from tbe de:k on two small ijawum with dirty faces, who bad entered the saacuai and t ud nervously twitching tbeir ragifd eapa before bim. 'Vefi. sr. What do yon wast?" "Well, you e, tbe 'Jrisb B y' and tbe 'Silver Start' bad a game ol ball to-day, and we kinder thought as we'd like to bava it published " "Is tbat really bo ? 1 kuew tbeta two crack club were going to play, but I thought it was next week. To which club do you belong ?" "We belting to tbe 'Silver Stars ' I'm ketcber and he's short atop And wo wnkrd tbim fellers, didn't we Bill V "You bet," renpiudid Bill. "Why. didn't you 'ay o belote ? The 'Irirb B as' is a goi:d-en ugb club, but by Jove, give nia the "Silver Stars ' Why, I'm delighted to u,tt bulb ot you," aud the editor roue up, shook both of them warmly by tbe cann-, aac yelled for the primer's devil to bring the gea-lefuen cb3irs The two re-sJoub-ablo Silver Stars looked a each oiber very uiuub per plexed, aad seemed at a I is wheth er ut sit down or to dah out of tbe offi -e. Finally they adopted tbe for iyer plan, and pulliog tbeir chairs over E;ar tbe door, so as to be ready to dart out at tbe Grst sign of hjaiili tics, hat suspiciously eyeing the edi tor, wbo entrenched himself behind a mass ot pap?r. pencil in naau. -ow. then, tell me all ab ui toe gam?, acd I'll write it down." "Well, the Irish B ys tbey wu a braggiu' tbey could beat us, and we Kaid we bad twenty -fits cunts tbat tbey couldn't. We placed 'era aud "Mute as a fish" is not a true nror- erb all tbe world over, and fUh out of water is not all tbe world over the same image of ganpiog belpleasnasa l ne perch we koow to be a hairv fiab ; be swims near tbe surface, leaps ui,o iu(t air tor nivs. aod he can b carried without hurt in damp grass from pood to pood ft it how t-ball tbe Eacopcau uatiou ui a hardy perch cover toe marvelioas performauces of soma of tbe percbss of tbe East! Aristotlo's pnpil, The phrasius, after treating or a Qh called Extcre ua, tbat was in the babit ot cjuiiug asnore to sleep, proceeded to tell ol toe aiua:i b-boM tbat leave rivers of ludia to waoder like frogs oa tbe laud and of o.bers found uear Biby lou, which when tbe stream tail, leave tbe dry bed aud wonder eff iu aearcb of food, moviug tbemelves along by meaus of their ti is aud tbeir t.alU. Yarrell relates that eela kept in a grJeo, wheu tbe time tame at wbicb toey aboulj go to tbe aea to spawu. left tbeir pond, and were invariably fjujd moviug eaeitward, in tbe direc ihU of tba Bed. Anglers observe also tbat fish newly caugbt wheu placed outofaigbtot water, always strug gle toward it in tbeir effns to es cape. In Birby's Bridgewaier Treat lea we read of a migratory fiab, called Swamuiues, numerous in tbe fretb waters of Caroliua, and ia pouds lia ble to become dry ia summer. When caugbi and placed on the ground tte Sauipiuec always directed ibera aelvea toward tbe nearest water. thougb tbey could not aoe if. Tbe Djras -f (iauiia bave been caugbi up u tbeir pilgrimage over dry laud lu search -f ater iu such nuxeruu- compautes that tegri e.i bave tilled barke-is with ibetn. l altegoix telln of luree kmks of GsU wbicn traverse; tbe d mp gratis ia Stam; and Sir Jv.'bM Bwnug says that iuu-ceudiug aUU uerceuciug tbe rjrer JJcluiiO to Bankok, he was aujjocd with the night of lL-ibes which, 1-aviug the river, glided over tbe wet grass, aud "-r e o TbeQthes wbo poitess this power geneia)!? bave tbe pharyngeal boue.- a bicb are at tbe back of ibe mouth aboqt the gullet d'3pua-d in a Iaba ryntb of plates and cell'1, wbereby moisture is retained tor a long time, to exude dowry and keep tee gill damp. Tbe tallest secant ot tbe walking G?b, us well as of tte sing iog tisu, t i which we shall piy s jine aiteuiiou preeuily is giveu by Sir Eoiiueiaon 't'edueut, iu bia work od Ceylon. Upon tbt exeelkut woik, tbtrefire, wo draw aaiu for iutur-inaiion. The chaplains Lad a bard time of it io tbe army. The spiritual har vest was not Urge, and tbere was of ten a good4Mi ot difficulty in the gathering. Oa Sunday morning while tbe grud old Army of tbe Po tomac lay in tbe swamps of the Chickaooininy, tbe cbapUiu of a cer tain Massachusetts regiment timidly scraicued at the nap of tbe CJonel's tent, lie was invited to enter and be seated. "What is it, chaplain ?" said tbe Colonel, a terrible fellow to fibt ; you seem to be iu trouble " 'Well, Colonel," answered tbe good maa, ' I m aloiuSi dis-couraged aoovt our meo " fur men! ' ejaculated the Colo oel, "wbai's tbe ui alter wiib tbe ineu J" Well, yoa see," continued the cbaplaiu, wbo felt tbat be had got tbe wedge in, and might as a ell drive i. home, "ib fact, la tbat our men dou't lake as much interest ia relig ion aa 1 wirb tbey did I ibink vou aad the oiber uffi :era mibt help me, but luatcad ot tbat yoo set Ibeui a very bad example by your coumaot sweariug. Aow tber a the tb ilaiue, just bjtk of the bill yonder; Lbe Cwloutil is a God teariug uiau, he d' e all be can to bulp bis cbapUio, aud the result is that ou last Sunday ibey bnti-ed twelve meu, while we baveu'r. bad a siugle cotereiou siuce we left home " "ta that so?'' tatd tbe Colouel, tboujbtfuily ; aud tbeu r:s!i.g bis voico, tjld tnt orderly to cll tbe aujuteut. 'Adjutebt," eaid be, wheu lbe i fficer appeared, "tbe caplata sajstbnt they baptized 12 m-U IU i bat Maiue reuueix. ii Suu- dy. Dliil twenty me,,t for inane li- ale b'ljliniii. 1 won't Oe outd jue bv ny reg uidut in ibe army." HftrUer. THE SOMERSET HEEALD, EaTABLiinao in', J, M. HQLDERBAUM & SQH'S STORE, give em bix goose eggs.' IMphifcma. As this is one of the worst diseas- es of tbe age, and is alfO becoming so common as to produce general aiaro, it may bs oar duty to give ibe following ejeeijeut method of treat ment: Put one teaspooaf al of lour of f ci pher !Qto a cup of water. S.ir wUb tbe fiager, as it will not easily amal gamate witb wa-.er. Give it in a gargle. Brimstobd kills every spe cies of f oogos in man, beast or plan: in a few miootes. It is better to s walla w tbe gargle tban to spit jt oat. If tbe throat is ia too bad a state to gargle, blow the sulpbor through a quill into lbe throat, then gargle as Boos as pss.ble. If gar gliug is impossible, ou; lire coals oo - L. I : .. . . . m ruovei, epnoaie OO .a UtUO U.'UU stone and let the patient iabale tbe again and bave kacle iora and Jrttle inmes by holding the head over it Eva die, or else" Wbat?" 'P. I 0 , which meioi refund my half dollar," eaid the maa.U - . The Hon. Slote polled oat a new Shotting the doors and windows and faoigaing tbe room witb sulpber will cure cold in the head tnd chest It is also recommended for consnmp ticn aad asthma "Oh I now, bpys," 6ays tbe editor, "dou't teli soy lie, it h wrong to tell lies. Where would you get goose eggs this time of tbe year." Tbe catcher and the shortstop tf tbe Silver Stars looked at tbe editor in amazemeLt. and tben seemed to be mentally deciding lhaf. be was an in fernal idiot. "We mean to say," continued tbe catcher of the Silver Stars, who was first to recover f'ora the shock to wbicb be bad been subjected, "that we whitewashed 'em." "0. I see," said the editor, with a I sudden bur-it of intelligence ; "yoa put whitewash over them until tbey looked like goose eggs. By Jovo, tbat was good idea." "No," said the catcher of tbe Ba rer Stars, with rising ire, "we skunk ed Vm, you know skunked 'em." Skunked em-. what do yoa mean br tbat?" 'We Cbicsgaed 'cm gin 'eta no raos.' O, now I see,' sad tbe editor, al moot bursting into a roar of laughter at tbe look of intense relief wbW h came over the face of tbe two Silver Stars. 'Go right on.' 'We got right on ter the balls of tbe pitcher of tbe Irish B ys in ihe last iobius, aod we pounded lbo l.fe out of bim.' 'Hold on,' said the editor, rapidly writing. 'The Silver Stars stood on tbe ball a FLd last inning, and almost killed ibe pitcher of the Jihb Bjys wben he tried to get it.' ' For two whole tuioutes the Silver Stars regerded each other la tpeccb less astoniHbment, tben the shortstop pityingly silked : Mi?ter, did you ver plav base ball V ' 'Yerv little,' said the editor, mak-i jog berctileaa efforts to keep bis face siraigV, 'b it I'll scratch this out if it is oot all right.' Course it tsn I rijbt. We me to aj we hit bis bIls es-y ; we kuock- ed era bar a J bit him for three bag., tad made a home run.' ' ou did V said tbe editor, dishing off at a tremendous ra:e on the pa per. 'Tbe catcher of tba gilver Sars hit three bags with a ba I, and madp a home ran.' This was too much The two Sd vcr Stars got up and unanimously concluded tbat they mui-t go. Wbat is vour hurry V a-ked tbe editor, again shaking tbeir bands warmly ; 'stay a little while longer. If yon can't, come up tbia afierooon and bring all your friends wiib you glad to tjf you any time Tbe catcher of tbe Silve.- Stars blew his boss, wiped U cn the cuff of his eon, and lead tie way down stairs iu deep thought. At tbe bottom of tbe first fight his feelings could no longer control tbetuelres. 'Bill,' he muttered, 'if that fellow ain't the igaorantest cuss I ever saw, why yer can jest shoot ms.' 'Ves,' replied Bill ; 'but he's a ful Mtndiy, aio't fce' Baa fraa. Tbo most famous wtlker among filen Ceylon is a percb, closely related to the climbing perch of z -ologis'.H called bv tai Singhalese, Lavava. It it about MX inches l-icg, wi'b a round tculy bead a&d etrocg ly toothed edges to its siiicovers. Helped by the moi.t labyntb In its guiielbjues ibis little fell jw boldly leaves ibo pool, choosing to travel by night or in the early murticg while tbe grata is damp with dew ; but sometimes be is to be met witb, in case of urgent ueoessity, traveling even along a hot aod dusty road un der lbe midday sun. In all tbese traveling fishes, tht b:uv cuiumn of spine is said to be reuiurkably large. Tbey are not. Ueyloo, percb alone, ibey were cbub tbat Mr. Morris, government agent of Tnn0Qiaia, saw on tbe tailing of a beary ebower, after lbe dry season, struggle up through tbe grass in tbe rills formed by tbe trick ling of the rtn. There was hardly enough water to oover themf never theless tbey made rapid progress up ibe slope ot a knoll tbat was sur mounted by a tank. A pellican had ioj-t oo time fn taking up her position by tbe pool, into which fish were swarming, and two bushels of tbem were collected by tbe followers of Mr. MorriB. Tbe same gentleman tells how, when the tank sbriuka in to little pools, tbe fish are to be seen crowding by thousands in lbe gru elly b'us mud, and bow, when the drjjag up advances, and tbe surface fl-h are lett uncovered, they crawl away in search of water. Ia one piaie, he says, I saw hundreds di verging in every direction from tbe tauk tbey bad just abandoned, to a distance ot fifty or sixty yards, and mill traveling onward. In going ibis distance, however, they must bave used muscqlar exertion sufficient to bave takeq tbem a mile oo level ground, for at these places all tbe cattle and wild animals of tbe neigh bjrbood bad latterly come to drink so tbat tbe surlaee was every wbere indented wi(b foot marks, in addition io tie cracks in tbe surrouudiag baked mud, into wbica tbe fish tum bled io their progress. In tbe?e boles, wbicb were deep, and tbe sides perpendicular, tbey remained to die, aud were carried off ly kites and crows. Tbey are taesj B bei. or others very like ibetn, wbo de scend iotJ tbo wet KJi --'f dryiug pools, and wben it U uard It-feud, )ie torpid uutil tbe riu8 bring c return ot wa'.er a strange bablt, which we ba-e already described in speaking generally of the animal life of Cey lon. Whether the walking fishes of Ceylon di.-er vs abji the came of ciimning perch is doubtful. B eyond tbe uphill work to wjich we bave referred, there , is di evi Jeoci cf their posnesyjon of a lirbiag pe', except in toe lact tial at a ee fishing staiija, ibe staked li- (.losuriiS for lbe ttpp.iga of 6-i'a were found to be eoyertj yjih oeitiug, aud tbe purpose of ibis belag asked it w;s answered, tbat s ime of the fish climbed up tbe ricks and got over. Oo tbe Ga g.s tbe fish clled tie cumbiug percb remarkable for i'H tenacity of life. Tbe Qrangas b- at men bare been kaowa to keep him for five or six days in an esrtbea pot without water, aid, when taking bim oat for use, tbey find bim lively and fresh as wben eangbt. Two Danish naturalists, living at Traa puebar, tes.ify that tbat they bave een this tb ascend trees on tbe coast of CoroiVand. ' DtfMorf who was Jieuteaapt in the Danish East India -onpany's service kforaed Sir Joseph Baoks that iq the year I7l be bad taken the fish from a m -lat buiiow iq tbe stem of a Palm yra palm that grew near to a iaka. He saw biui wbeo already Ore feet from tbe ground strog jliog to get j ritgber, hanging by his toothed gill OaioAbo, December 2G. Two y.UUg U1BJ named MiJtaUdeu auU Scoti quarreled al Marcelleue, near (jiiucy, ou Ctniiiinas, while a te- fl ing a Christmas 'estiral, when Mc Faodeu drew a pist" a u etioi Su "l .hrotigb ibe bsart. Ue has cot yet been uapurvit. A GOOD FAMILY PAPER. GENERAL, LOCAL ASD POLITICAL 5EWS. A aalUMEEa SALE ly virtus of an Offeror le toil r nut of thu f!turl uf umiuun l ion of Spout-h Ooaiity, P 1 will oBi-r l,,r mlc, un the (irciuiKS, twu' aulM k.ttib ul Jeduer X Kuadf, on Friday, January, 10, 1S79, at 1 o'cWir li p. rn all the fill, win real f Mate. Tit: A certain met ol lan-l, "Homo Urio " of Jotepb . i" wm. C''uiAiiiui4 jov tufti ui' re or mm, m. Joining luuds ol Ali-x:;n-ier H IIiiihd, Alt-. t Loauf , Fn,ijj T mul (ilhi'r. tiaviug therein cnxteil h"U t, l.uiu, sulili i, lie,lt. kc.. tlielurm ii uuOrl il.i Mi,h luiirdtune tui nl, draw kiln I ano iana in wl runntrg .nler; nln. i,Mi har l K fnia orc-UKnl Omvculenl lucUurclit-s. (cluiol. inl'l, atorra. ke . li very ilonrallo pnip-rtT anil will le i"'l'l lu lumvor tli whole to auk iur, ba or. lireel-iii (jivn lt amy uf Airil next, or rt.K.MM One-thirl In baail, ono-thlH In tlx uiontns aua one.iriiM luond enr triini this ilate, with li;urci. unit -r-rred i,ivmenta from ilny of alp. A ny lun ncr iufonuatiuD m:'.y be halt-y atiure-Fjr.g B. S. FLETK. Dec. 18. Awlzufe ff J. W. liram. West End, Main st., Somerset Pa. HEAD QUARTERS FOR THE SALE OF cxs:p:e:r EEAPEES, CL17I2 CIHLL23 PLOTS, HAGZSS- T:T7:T S3SD DRILLS, ES PIES TssLsurs a:td POWEES. FAJJQUAHa S Fourllorw Threshtnn Ma ehlnei with biuikcri. FARQUAHR'S Threher ant S'!amlor. FAMING MILLS, SHOVEL PLOW SHARES, Cultivator Shovels EepaL-s fcr Usaxlj All tho Ihws Cdd in iha Cecity. at 5'- ?.;it".n!fWaWLtg sTUST EEOEIVED AND NOW OPEN1MC J. ii H0ID5RBADE j mi STORE West End, Main St., 3om sot Pj ALarge and Well Sslscisd LOT OF DRY GOODS, XOTIOXS, HARDWARE QUEEXS17ALT, BATS d- CAPS, BOOTS it SHOES, Tho Largest, Eest and Cheapest Assortment ofMen'cand Tjys' CLOTHIHg Fresh and New, Ever OfTcrcd m SOMERSET. HI Iiiiuis of Produce Tak.u 1,:x IianKC for GOODS. RED HOTREPUBLICAN. LARGEST CIRCULATION TO WW A VALUABLE WIEm. l. in in vvsrK.msnshjp is equal to a Chronomslcr VV-t-- and as eiegsntfy finished as a flrst-c'ass PJan-. ' rsceivsd ths h'ghciit awards st tho Vienna or.d C-r,-tsnnia! expositions. IT CiEWS CHS-FCUttTt- V.'i lsh t?.:.,i c::.:r , :.-- csocfty is unHmltsi. Yr.2'o sr3 mcro v;;lsd;.; nA?..20 sold in tfta Unitsd States fr.?n tiic C3yn:d S2I33 of all tho c"i's i'hc ViLsGIJ MZiiiXXG ATTACH LSfJT. f.r -IN- mtimt PACKAGE JETPASTE. STOVF POLISH, always ready roa wsr, - Krrho.T-Br.r,a It M, hMMMaitt.itm taaiMtwrM,iri SOMERSE mn T nnwuiv bUUlllI orit0 4V- Cmi POLISH Wmm Hsnt.-V no a usx. Ruar, WASTE. BDHIH, EEHRT S. ZIEGLEH, Sola Manufacturer, Oct Sin Sh6jcHjo $2 year. Tran sient advertising 10 cents a fine Speclnl rates to yearly and tAun I terly advertiser. 53 papers the yeap no postponement on account of Christmas, Fourth of July or Other legal Holidays, 2 i Kinas c? repawn .-j.-i vv:Si"j each -mnciiLi j. 8 - c m r.-m a an- .f WILSON SEWiNS Mmil GO, 27 i 20 Sroadway, Mc.v York j Hew Orlsan3, La.; war.bfate 4 Madison Sts., Chicago, !!!s.; and Gan Francisco, C?i. FCR SALE BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS. TOTHEfLADim The Sammur and Yll tidies of E. liu:u-rf.k PAPER PATTERNS at Mrt. E. R. Wfner, 809 Arch St.. and 30JS'h 21 St., Ph.!ii-'!?k.t Aim for a l the tTanenni il Plilter. Orlera nlleil lijr mail on rreelptnl prior. C'.Lilc;Uilur. Blabnl to ai)llrati.,n by m ill. A ok. i. SSIGNEES'XOTICE. wta rest ITelaon H. Willr, or Summit Tun.. Somer et i o , Ha.. mde a vWnUry aniinneut fur the benefit of hu creilltur to the umleralaoed of all hla pniperij. real, personal and mixed. Dotk-e la tiertjr ifiven to all person! indetheri W m'i ii. l. walker to make Immediato payment tuthe Ai-iljnoeaund th"aa havlnit cUuns aainit him to pr-ient then) doly anthenticuted for aettle meut to the Assiitorcs, at tbe ulfice of Yale qtina l)ay tn stomerael oorunitn jum rim r. mat, ItvMS WLH!1,Y, Dec. 4 Aasiirncea JLECTIQN NOTICE Notice 1j hereby given, thi'. nn election will bo beld ui) Monday, Jannary 13, 137. at the cffl.te of the Somerset a Min -ral Pi in I Kill Koul t;t,muitny, at Somuiaut h , Ii to nriM ol eleciinv a Fre? iilrnt aud Itirx-etora ol aM S-jui-rset &. .Mineral fuiut Kail r.m! ('.n'ii;in. JUHN It. I'liU Jan. 3 Scielary. Do otiwan:tomakesomoiTioney? II so h,;rn L y,.ur Chan'-?. ( ',-imj- .-i:t Atf-nf l jle ut i in. i want t sell ibe ICttljtr. N. .. ll. m, t.'viAci.iiuii Artu-le l,.r U irit.i.r u. i,.r iiiv puriHiro i, eik n ', ever Invviitvl. I nillj. nt-taltfl, ijieifur auil mijicd. Al.i.' f 1114 fiuit. V asLiov ti.-.f c. I'vt r l.y o Ai,r:iii. .-ire rr,w enirivd In s- !li- tueui in ti.e lerr.i. rv:ix-rl t..ii n mnrtr. ever (.litre.!, so a;i !y early. It j :r - u! .rs t,t lre if. h in i . Urn. Agt WeatPenna. zMtinaurab. ra. r H iiu- Oe.in money make raitcr at work !.irB tfc;-a a anytbinxdlae. Capital rt.,uir-.l : wi .il tun y u. lil ier .ly at bo-sa m:i.le t.y the ii:lu-trl,aa men woino, l,va.iu I ir:rls w mu eo everiwnere to worlt ltr m u i,. time. Coa ly outfit aa'l teruu free. A.!-!r Tut'E tCu. Augtsta, .'Uaiue. MareU if ASSIGNEES' ACCOUNTS. Trie fllo.n nnf hare I en filel anl will lw pre-woteO lur eontarmat'-n ud Thursday, Jan. Wlh, 1 313 fleo. Kin-lay, sastirnee of Soloni'm Baker. Jiinicl KiiuineL aIinee of .lit(.iih in.:s. K M. S:hn k. aasivne of Ilnnici Keim. Vl. Hay, anitrneeol Catharine Walter. Johnson h Smrr, aaeiynee a of Jno. Hmlli-r. Jt. J. KtH'SfcK. Jan. I. Frotlp natnry, week In y.urown town, Ousiit free. orik. He Kl. r. ii i, n want a l,u.-im-i it wtiich tieraona tItiier ai c:in m ue irreet ikiv all the tlm tiler work. -rl:r i.. particulars lu It. llAU-rrr , Ca, rurttant. .uarne. Waroh Zl ine moMOlTal pirjct "EOrf, "OXJX WIFE, lnten'Ied wife, mother, or siii'er. U una of wir Nil uel Plata I an I fuiia.-i l fn t ir 1 ii Inms. I Iphmiiuj biiilinl i n j i, . K ItiiC Ki-vurjil,le Fin ing Ir-ia. an VI. H mi Flutiiiir iiu.l t:riuipi!ii irun, SE.HI fftEPA! D on r '- lor of pri- o lluwitr. Mft. Co. J'itr-hurh J-a, 1 . . In, .C, (Ol tt, . t'U.I . , . ii . A i,t V.itetl in tiiiM t'tuiiitv. .Nov. jj. Saved from the Grave. Mr. J. E. Toaman. lymir P. t.. Ills., raya : ''It aaved my two children from the vraee." A, I I Slmm.ia.of Bililmore. Ml., aleo sava : "It will! aure i he worat ooujra Iramwllately." Two doaea curel me of a bad ooaichof one wet-k'a aiannina: " J H. Coulter, Urlon. ra. UTrr I.IXW.KOO bottlea f Sailer p Oingh bymp aoll. It la the most pop llur remedy forCoubii, Culdf, i!roup Hoareeneae, and all rl pm and Ludk liifeaaea. Hoa been tn I u-e for hall a eeoturr. Sold b. all druutrlata and I eoaotry etorekeepra.' Price 'to.. We. and 1.00l ;.r nuttie. it. tv- tL,L,tita a im rrop a, i fiitanum.i, ra. Not. 20 The Great Blood Cfure, For the cure of a II !!eaae arislni fr-im Impure I Hlnoit. Are you weak. n rroua, debiliateil, pile I and emacUtetl t Have you loat your appetite? I Hare you nuae, pain in tne nark, lc. t II en. Ir Uadat-y'a ril.d tieareher will drive nut the diacaao and bring back the bliom ol Health. Ptmulee. Bolls. Krysiiielaa. Tetter. Salt Kbeum. I ha., are but surface Imlluatlons of Hlood Diaeaaca; I and lr. Un lc' III kkI Scarelicr, by purlfylnx I tbe ayatem, aoitena the akin and beautlnes the I eomplexion iCorea performed by the Hlood I Searcher read like old-time miraclea. Try It. Sold hy ilniKKiKta- 1 00 per bottle. K. E. SEU f.l.KS k CU., Prop's, Pituburxh, Pa. HEALTH AM HAPPINESS, Health and Happtneaa are piieeleai Wealth U I their poaaeaaora, and yet they are within tba I reach of every one wbo will use WRIGHT-SLIVER PILLS. The only aura tiV Q IJ fof Tepid Ltrer, Dvuprwla, neaiioeua, sour ammwi), tJuuiiUpiuag i, penalty. .(! Kii iioviiB wmpiaiu a ahi mwa diaonlera None kenutoe aulea aijrn.l "Win. Wrlifht, Phil." If your dramriat will not rap- piy eouu . renia lor one dox to llamcv Kolier a tyi, TO PT. ath st, Phila. PHILADELFfflAlHf W hare recanuy ti le trat lmnroremedta In the proees of Vaaatlng- CoS'e,ati soy yey I w ue invio ine ... - fiNEST ROASTED COFFEE oyer pat op Fiukae. We gnftrantec every tyit ftitlC U'lirialA "'MY CHOICE"' or DOX CECRO'S CHOISEJ (0 be notblnj bat One aeleeted Coffee. Coffee, 1m jtWf !rJnl aa v oy ouraeivei. JanneytSc Andrews, irOMta Nua. 121 and 1X1 Market Btreat, M.r 29 nilLADELPHU. OT ALL EJECGTED WIT3 HEiWEB iHJ BL'PITCH. ijtioyer bndiojr Jjia tgi o the Mi, A fixing ti tail ilia ia its clt-ftt cf tLr Ciocisjiati. De.-embcr 26 pppciai dispatefe fays ttt oeur Crowo b-trk, act! iheo bj stretchioff on' U roiol,"l udiaov oo Jussaij, a ra3 Domed lleory Il-ilines wiot to the 9tti Department, iaj m3.1i clvtii-cly, we ran mate ctosrr fnhei, sail feci. re VUenf lustr.esr bodrr urging bis way up. Wby be went op lbe tree when there wst a fopest to g t a load of wood. Ilinj whole lake of ratr . Us 'tyse, fte horras becaiRa rjacg!d in tbe oc-' bad do voice t tell, aod oo D3o bs I'erbroh, sad io bia tf fie f.o rple.a; wit to discover. Nevertheless, even tbem be liecame thorough! exbaug.-j ihnu4au jers.if tbe compiler of ed. Overcome w'.ib cold, be laid tbe ''Jravel ct two Mof fcTTce" c' down ia tbe eaow, where fro was eaye ibai be was told bv Sulejmao, Home time afterward fouud itigeoMe wbo r'sited India ia tbe ninth cento- bin Die Wa were frmeo. He was rv. t f a Ish wbicb. !vioz the wa- t.kea borne ud eared for, bot no ter, climbed cocoanat palms to driokj Trt'TX" A U M 1 X ISTKAIUU'S X Oil C E. fcauitj of Peter Zirfosj lute nf Slorrereek townahin. deoe-.ie,!. Tettersnfailmlntairailonon ibeabove estate hav ing been irranted to the uufleraineii by the prop er aumoniy, noiiee ia nereoy Kiven to trioae in- (leotau ton to make lit tue-uaiepm aieut. and tb barinir claims airninat It w'.ll pioaont thrm duly authenticated for settlement to tbe Altninitnitor. at the nlflce ot fames I Push, in S-mo-rx-t Uor., on saiur.iuy, tne am ilny 01 r etiroair. 11 . JACUU P. ZAkKi 'SiS. Jan. X Administrator. W.tlltnl tot tin- f G J T.K II y t 7 C ;k I :ti!l T.'ll!'irlliK I In -if l:r I. . M I .i 'i: 00 I :- I 1:1 v : f 1 a 1' ; ri r'rir: . , . ' f r ii -I b.' A ! i'm-1 r !"!! .! 1 x, i Aii-ct, ?. 2. ZZTIZ i::.)i i- : ' l-t a, .- '.. " JanS A 1 Ml X 1811' A TDK'S) .NO Tick ljlt) of John I.att, late of 9tocy'.-reek 1 wp., Utn'etiSC'it. Letters of administration on tbe above estate havinf'hee,'",u,ed by theproperauthortly. notice is hereiiy iven to those Indebted to it toiiiukemime- diate payment, ani inoae nvi:inci;iiui8 air i:rsi It to present them dily tuthenili-aleii lor aetilemrnl on Satunlay January, 18. 178, at the late resi dence ot deceased. JACOH ROSS, Dee. 4 Adtuiiiutrotr. A GOLD MEDAL 1 tsn wade.lat ilii. Pn l;ii.l of t;Ti j.&P'.COATS,' Forth . best Six-Corl Sri r. Cotton, e nilrminx Iheesitm-ite pUceil uion tiielr i(m ts at all ttie W orlil'a lutporill ,ns. Ir m tint at L, ,u lo.-i lti to the Crntenol tl t-jt,Hia!ii n ol ItTij, wiien- 'li. t 1.10k adlplunvahir PKKIDK sfrtK.N.irH AMj i.m ti,i,t,i riiUAi.il v - Thai'conl friie of a Sslwr M-lil niu y the Wil'liaian w LA-rn Compiny. whi'h vlilms to be the ppeoial uUauijiiou ol Auivricaa In 'tui.rj,al will n his extiu-lvely ivartla--d a Urun I Prist at farii fcr Epcol Cctta it FA23. Measra. J. P. Ci' h ive et iMIhe-! In Paw- tknVt, E. J., the larreat .Spool C01 ton .M tlis in 1 h (.'uiteil latca Kvivv li.tui 'f in t"jt;tnr. from the" raw cotton to ttiu 'ndtlid Uk4. is oo ducted there.'' 1 heir Amarlon nia 'o S!d :ot- ton toiik tne awcrl at tne t'entcnnt.i'. an 1 wh: e they have ntver cluimcvl sp-xia! mciit 1 r tM-ir Anwrlcaii'mnle S-jool Cotton over ttiv mannr.ic. tured in their S.-uitn Mill;. ih"y haveth-tls:c-lion of annriuuelDif that they U ve fJ lUu:;H9j themselves with this country, that AMERICA, as represented by . Sl p. Goat?, is tst;i WWMll IM SfflDHT. F4M.KEHMIOS OPEXH SHEPr.,l'JIi7V TERMS Moderate. Sc ml for a CutnUfjiii. . JEWfTTT PACK.'. Trln. ipul. Bi.iirTilp. ra, An-.!. BESTS icss you can enenae In. 4S to fcM wr ma-lo by any workr of eitht-r sri ntneirown li!uies. l':ir!icul.irs aul samples worth 4 Ireo. Improve vr.ur "iiare titno .it t',i u,incss. AMrcJi a at X t.. Cortland Main. .Matx-h .1. . F HAI.HE8 nt thl4 pl. hift l tils oele;.r. it'll Ki r- Ku&m fr Srtifl btrcr ihan rt nml ch-Tp. Any oiwufm wants one at uu e, w- ui.l do weil to f-a-l him iHtl rarl r in 'ffit w j una knm In or,r to makenn ul iftuiiH "ne. ua he In hin ntumlsVf K'lU: u.ik- t riuJ oil who want mkes. May & WANTED I ;irms to sell anil exrluinice. ws ;iiiiiiii to ouv oirms mft now. ever knew a tietti r tune toaell A.'ro at lair priiir". aa proil are lilting monev from banks and sei-kinir Aeres lot saivty. Address S. M . JAM KS, Pit'.shurirh r'arm Ahjikt, Smithaeld St. Pi't.toira!ii, Pa. Those In search of farms :nd f,r (irtkt:il Farm Register. ATov.2 nrBLIC SALE I L or v i ; e nti Afcead in Spool Cotton BATES & COATS, Nov. Vle A m Phil.iili.lpbU lor J. a p. o. i.v rs. irltaitHiror mi tnmttmf. or far imprvtetntntt bm old QHm4 fur .-? fc or otktt CbuiiHtuntU, irtuUs mr.rlt and hlc'i. f'.irtn?, 4sijme, Mn, School OudeuS frmeet, Ajtptnlt, fat! fur Infrntfjtmtutt, aad a:i rnttt anttngmmier l.M J'lTicur l.a r.e, pntnph tp nttmiitd to.- -In n-nf ions Uiat Mare ml'tt Ii ut. hunt ulihomU Uc'F.j. JoM P.iletits nor rom D(. nd vi;K broodrr clttti t1-" Ihnmth nrr remit 'n V.'ojA(naton. scad a mod el cr siefc of I trotrr taresns,- ww tnots exa mt iuuuMKj ami tujvittjis lu patntabilittf, fi'ntinl. Prices lotr. rnd AO CHAJX1J2 t'J PATEXr IS SECURED. ' -ife trier '. jrarftfnyroa, ttrllrm. PoiNuuter umrrat u. 31 nty. i.ce. r. B. fatter, Tjit Qem$n, Jmrrlcr.n X.itirmat Rani, ia nth-brim 4n fht tr B Tatrnt Ogiee, and to Umatirrtnnd Eejrrtaentatlvci I hopes are entertained of bia recor tbeir sap and toeo retnrned into tbe ery. j sea. Motion t out ter. OppvtiH i'atent '(, HasAiaa,i), CI 07 HA.N"D. EDf B. SCULJi. Busioesa Manager. SH ERIFF'S SALE. My virtue of a writ of Fieri Tm-Us Uhp ont . the Ci.urt of C mraon Pit-as of S.'mert Co., P.. aad to me directed. I will expose to sale by 1 ablii ouierj. at uie wtiifr; iiouo m fen u.M.'t, ou Thursday, Brremher , IST3, at 1 o'clock r. U., tJia ro!!ilng decri?wd real eabtte vis: All the riitht, title. Interest and ehilm or Kliia beth !ytr.. ofluauJ to the lOllonin iliterii'Cd real estate, vis: A ccrta n tract of land sltnrtte In ('ictn,ihotilie Twp Somerwt Co., Pa.. eonUini:K l i ai rcn nu ri leaa, orol which tbere are aimu' .3 a- rts clc-ir-'d. the balance all timber, ai'joininx hinds or Nn .Miller. Cyrue i kur.j leorgel'i:urnacd thers, itn ih Bp3rt?nance3. , Tsaeu id execution a. tta property' of fclhateib Pyher , at the suit ol hUeruni's ui". TKKMS Aoy ersoa purrhasia at tbe above sale will plhe u m,;., that percent. 01 tbe purcba money must be pit I e a the pro-,-r!y is knocked down, otherwise It wiil attain beeiposed Io sale. The reaidus l the 'urrbaae txonev be pahlcn or before ibe 30th dav of Jan 0ry. mc ,ty 3 d 00 by the Ciu'rt for the aclux.wlrilitmcnt oficrirTci!ce'. ad no deed will be acknowledged nnttl the pnYchase money la naldln. K r ' OtOSOE W.ptLE. Pec 4 SherlH. L i:sTATl Ily virtiie nf aMntlnaeil 1 ierof aile i'-ucl !y the Chariot Cotumon Pleas 01 Moinrr"ct Co.. I1.. t' ih, uii:lcri:ietl iiirecii-d. as AwUn-e'f Pr V. o lov. ol AUoirneRy Twif.. in the saM eiun'T lor tl:c uleiil hi? real esute" 1 kill li at pui le ,'iii the jireaiisvi U'a:lcche:.j u'un.'l ; tr, S'tlurtl'iy, January 2.", liT'J. A t'.iet r lanlaiiaui l i A'l-'ieiy Tp. tore.tl I, adjdulii'j ln la ur s-uni'l WilKr tr.n !tou"r. ani oihiri. eontuliuok 07 arns alaat 140 aere clcarl, ii icre of :.k'.i are a lueadt.w: thu LaLiuiv well timbre I. Tlie 131 pr..vem n:a are to one un I a h-ilf airy l" 11. u-a, (wra:hcr:io.irii-i). a tenk trn. -p'lnn htci.e. i.-nt o'eronii'ii'ldinaa; op-turd ol 'i'- Iruit trees; a ;i.itf u r.-wct fa 1 1 ...- the houses - there als 1 t a but sptiatc on priniis that lTin tue irreater bedy u W'ut . an wa as Dtiior'a fcun. l i ihn tl i n y. aul mi Qi-iemly sirot' eiionli to nn a a-rov-mill. lie priper:y ia I wied .i.revtly at tba S Ki r-it ao lio iipl urn ikJ. .a I h is ben l-r mini au tio a o '.''r-o'c t.io-. A ciuei-'ii'l-'' c-J .l!r.md tiitk'ti lt.13 jet-ru'ty L" o, i'rl fir li this timpi-rTv. awl U tiie 'nly r'fn !7 whl a r-illre-i I i-iia'bi! ia-'! f:om the S m-rn s.uu eoal fieLltt'to ni'-rsje- tbe I'-nn'" vanii, ailniadoi il inii'a v.'hot.. H-H-t I ' U"1; .Mill, I'.ir'C.iV III ti.3 i.t.'ui ol' ij In' kn-iwa Iie!lJp. Si Ue - h,.a r, 5 at Vc!i-k 31. ' ' TfcK Onc-IMrd in h.ia-1. .we liV-d in inmtlis' tin date of. -r tor. an I onii'liir I n year trq':. !ai)f r ler, with in -rci 1.3 o.l ire payments lra -iou-ir'a iion r.t liKi.l'.HEir. tVALKK-t. N'ov. 27 A?i((iK wl l'etT S-j.-i. )Tnt' V;T di yoKt i 1.1.1 Mufiah'li 1 PV Ain.tn.K VI..f.tu -h'Hl h 1...- hMi lri.. 1 IntheC.il t oil" n ml liarrirt t!..llrn. ) f-Vas of Som-rse'. -V VS. P. Rilret MrL.ici(!'.li:i. (Alia. So i;oa ! r nif .r j Ti Ko'irt JicLaoo;;iia. tbe Oe.va :a:-t '" named, Yoil ut Lr.el.v nofficd M ! ami :;: at I nrl Conil lil t.'ouiuiou PUaa to N n:tr-- . ' . i 10 tie bid I at S-aneriet Pa., on the:li .noii.i iy J-r.nary. A. I). 1ST'. C-Ttli .hjy. toausvvr tn mNntriatutw' Ami-: .vvi.ui;ani.yi- " p!aintlil. abote niinid. u.-wr.u-ci. ) iiiive wnv your saul vti.e'Iioul l not '' : '" r.i tn the moihu i f n ..triiw r.y ton airreiil,iy 10 ti.e p-i'vn ,f ti-r r i-el mini i'e-l sua ut. )-U, tw l' ,-e. l SheriHa ill! a. tl r.tili' i t lieir. i. V'.i. Jan. 1 " S3 UOID miUBWATt n r.n. Cheapest in the kno'n worlit. tkunpie Wok if rrt m tgaUt. AuUreaa. A. CwCLca Co , Chkaga 'U il ars t . 1'il.K A Ul'l lOK S X UTIL E ,r-?i 0 in!il Kii 1 Sl wi!c i In the Court ( J Plt. sol.Somtrw ." ii ".- Jo!ibU. Vhl. ) No. Ansu-; UT-'- Vi lun:: V AteiL-itia''al ' ' 1; t j.vptioir to aat t nicd by J'' n.iif.r to pi.ss u. on the r.vptiona aa ' w trii.ute the lund In the hands of tne AlK'- aoi a mora those kttally entitled th'-n-to KiTic s from .he-rti-.-rfs, cernaeJUih b"'1,T- F.J.K.--SIK. fpli'.not.v.'i' Xotl -e is hereby gi.cn. l-al I sill "'""'.'Via .iutirsoriheatiove appointment, at Biy he bor-ith el S,wl, on Tuesilay. 14. Iffl, atli) ..VU-klu the I' renoun. w!i -where those lutcnated cjn g jpiE. i I
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