kSfuiai ililCHiiinnm (iood cheer is ft pftmotor of fine cbn vprsatiott. What volumes of table tnlk .. nnlilialVnd containing all AOItlCULTVRAL, wiao sayiccs; witty utterances, poetical fancies, plnlOBopnio rcueuwons, uwp hits at things. Indeod it is not in na ture to sit down at a bountiful table and indulge 1H Sarcasm, morosencss, and lm Innka. TllO sicbt Of ft tticoly- browned roast, the savory smell of a fla- A New Mode or CrRAfTixo. A' oor- sorts of ftsptlrtdent of the. Gardener' Monthly statcS tin experiment that proved suc cessful in grattlng a poar troo ot pretty lafgd size, and which may prove useful in grafting large trees, without so much expense and timo as is generally neces sary, lie says : "I use a kiine-bltiao ono-halt an inch or not. Kiok she onnnot with tho strap tight. Tho first cow I tried it on was th worst I ever saw. With both hind legs tied together she would kick back wards liko a horse ; then, in addition, one fore-leg was tied up, and she would stand on the other and kick with both hind ones, as soon as an attempt was made to milk her, till she tumbled down ; tnon would, get up and kick again until tired out; so tho milk was generally loft on tho stable floor, and it was du- wv i I 4 1. ...I. ; ..v. I a- V, vorous turkey, tho click ot tne carving ou - ----- cided to dry hcr up and bcpf her R son knite on tne w the knifn ,akin,r a .wi row we. tnough an extra cow, cuts smoota sncos or. juy - - - -- ; - . , . i ; n TOnnnunt nntivitv. anclo with tho tree, passina into the i i "iL flf 0l,nTdomands of an- wood and between tho wood and bark Our Kttllroads and Their Reckless Ullll wuuu H'l, ....... " - ' I Railroads and Their Management. From the Pltttburgh Iron World and Manufacturer Tho reckless management of railroads petite are met, tho Btrings of the tongue as near as I can, so that when the knife are loosened, the fountains of mirth and is pushed in as far as I design, it is hid st. .-a bnnn,iira am iiTmnnW. by the bark about an inch and a quar- t It is moot (no pun intended) that the tor, and tho bark very littlo broken or i tnig country has long formed a themo ronnions of the family circle at tho cracked except in a very large tree, upon which it deliehts European visitors board should be occasions of unalloyed Iho gralt is so sharpened that it slips in to .. 8prood themselves," when they wnto festivity, and that the mind should feast where the knifo came out, and nist fits letters to the papers. Nor is ther nsu- as weU as the body. We do not linger with tho slopo mostly on the sido next ally much exaggeration in the letters ' at the breakfast table to spin long yarns, tho tree. The cut being oblique, the 0n this subject contributed to tho Un ion the work of the day is before us. perpendicular fibre of bark binds the on Timeg ond other such journals by But at dinner, while we feod, we rest, groit tight. The innor bark of the tree the British traveller, who foaTs not to and better than pickle or condiment, or and tho graft has ubuudant opportun- tempt fato by trusting himself to the crisp pastry, is the harmless wittioism, ty to unite all along the sloping sido of uncertain mercies of our railroad corpo the ludicrous anecdote, the instructive tho graft and next the wood of the tree j riltions. Figures, which "cannot lie," narration. At supper, too, wnen tne uu s iu wuui w w tuu hv. . CM- 8how gtrang0 Bnd humiliating facts ro. dav'swork is done, how agroeable an tirely covered, thero is no place for ovap- gnrdig the comparative rates of accl unhurried intercnan go ot tnougnt ana i ""S'"'""""""'; -V i aenTi "J rau ln tms country ana in feeling between memhers of the family, able order. Tho time was April 1. A Europe Of course terriblo calamities A half-hour longer at meals would ren- littlo wax was used to make suro tho haveoccurredbothinEnglandandontho dor groundless the assertion that ours is tightness of tho union. They were put continent of Europe, by accidents to . a nation of dvspeptics. We should eat m m one-fifth the time you could put railroad trains, but no mav read over , more, be fatter, less restless, and doubt- on a bud or graft. They can bo put in ayj European papers week after UiillUSb lit) lUOL ltd 11ID CUU Ul HI.VJ g.c&v can be sloped off. If only ono in ten should crow, still a large tree could bo worked over in this way much faster than tho common way. nether this process can be successful later in the season, l do not yet Know, Dut win try lit. ' I fear now that I have not described it as accurately as it should bo, but it is pretty hard to do so in every particular without an eneravincr. It differs from Whrtthpr for ue on in. or ImuvM, tlio r- elmtiL's O.irirlinir Oil will bo louml nn Inviilliii- Ola i.lullneiit, ana wormy oi nun y cvi-ry tyw Idem In th hind. Wc know ni mi ii.) naiiry midictliw ip niilul.i now uwil In Urn Cnlii 'l Bults whleb shiiren ll"! (."'"'I wtll i) il,r. ,i-f1ti Imti- The Potteh cf Mc3i(?. A Gcottish piper was once passing through a deep forest. In the evening he sat down to take his supper. Ho had hardly begun, when a tmrnhnr of huntrry wolves. prowling about for food, collected around Mo n (rreuler dujreu Ui;m ililn. A. I' him. lu Bolf-deionCO, tne poor man ue- jmmn. can to throw nieces of his victuals to tliom, Which they greeuuy uevourea. ., of E ,,. Hw,l(.y, mim.Umt nil. When he had disposed ot oil, in a tit ot umn Au books nold by lilm cnn b" hurt m despair he took his pipes and began to the lowest price. Ho fin-nUlii ciiIhIoki" " " play. Tho unusual souna tornnoa 1110 appnciuion, whuuui vuik. "NATUKE'S hLMEDY1. Tt.r nnrAT R'ono PiiRiriER'' wolves, which, one and all, took to their hools, and scamporod ott in every direc tion. On observing which, Sandy qui etly remarked, " An I'd 6nned ye liket tho pipes sae weel I'd a gion yo a spring afore supper." loss accomplish enough to leave a good Tecord bohind. " 1 can eat my DreaK ; fast in just eight minutes and three quarters," said a fust-talking, rapid walking Boston clerk, " and in five more i I can be ot my place of business." Is there not something to enjoy in life as well as something to do ? " Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadoth out the corn," yet how many of us act as though ' treading out the corn were all of life, I anA oafinof it nn rairt of tho nrneranime. ui.x. n - x - t , . . week, nay, month after month, without once encountering such detailed horror's as are brought homo to tho American public by tho American papers, in their almost daily reports ot awtul catastro- phies upon tho lines of railroad through out the length and breadth of the land. Ho callous have men become, from long custom, to these terriblo announcements, that they will merely skim the column containing tho details, and, having as certained from tho list of sufferers that i Among tho ploasantest recollections of the French spurs-budding in this very no friend of theirs has been killed or nhiUVinnn1 am the reunions at tho important particular tho insertion is . , fi ij A-J XT.-i... lolinrlilv Tfirnf on Tinf. a rnrfirTi rf taDie. uoiusinnu s Auimateu iianuo r.v... had its stated place beside the water strong thick bark made moro tense by pitcher, and a chapter was read every noon until the book was finished? Then followed Stunus's Reflections, some of 'which went over our heada, but a good deal into them. We were taught the 'anatomy and the physiology ot the the graft being wedged under it, presses on the graft, keeping it solid and nearly closing up tho wound. And then anoth er advantage is, that as tho body of tho limb or tree emerges during the summer, there is no perpendicular cut body in familiar conversations ; later, to gap open ; there is, it is true, an in- some member of the cirolo, whoso repast was first finished, read for tho instruc tion or ouiusoment of the rest, or related an anecdote, or told a story. Kindly criticisms were not wanting, stingless less gabble was repressed, and that all and occasionally coarse meal, scalded this was a nart of our education was nd mixed with hot water, make up cision, hut it is very small, ana not within half an inch of where the graft and tree begin to unite. How to Feed Ciiickexs axu What TO GIVE Them. Corn, wheat screenin gs, frequently impressed upon our minds. We know a family where the children have been taught the rudiments of Astronomy, of Chemistry, of Geology, in familiar conversations at the dining table. The parents finding the talk de gonorating into mere trivialty, as it will with children, took the helm, and turn ed the social prow toward tho Spice their food. I never give them corn meal mixed with cold water don't believe in it in fact I think that is one source of their sickness and disease. All their food is better for them cooked but cooking of corn and wheat implies trouble. So it does but it pays to do it and does anything pay without trouble ' However, let me say whether Islands of knowledge. Laden with do- you teea on ravy corn or noi never ieea the breezes that lishtful fragrance are flutter the corners of that tablecloth. Often at the closo of the meal Webster's Unabridged, Lippincott's Gazetteer, some volumo of the American Cyclo pedia, a book of poetry, or a text-book in science, lying beside the remnants of tho meal attests tho feast of reason no less than the feast of tho body. Thus tho information the parents possess is kept fresh and current, while tho chil dren tread with unconscious feet the arcana of the universe. Half an hour at dinner and supper would hardly bo missed by tho head of a family in the on raw cornmeal. iNow, wnen x leea, my plan is to walk all over tho yard about half an acre and scatter the food right and left (two grains never fall in the same spot) and immediately you see tho whole army scatter themselves as skirmishers, and tho yard presents, for an hour and more, somewhat the appear ance ot an upturned ant hill. 1 never give them as much as they can eat ; they always leavo off hungry. By my system of scattering the food old and young, weak and strong,- small and large all get their chance and share, review of a year's labor, and if spent in A WGJ. T lllg Will HI UlltVWlilg AMlcIk'J. I ' . . , . Tln,. i,.f . , tfl r.r from being too lazy to move about. both there would bo to show for the Cfean water (you see I emphasize the ;.. s 4-j a ., I clean part) they must have tree to all ight by that half hour's industry drinking ioui stanaing waier kuis more injured, will quietly fold away the paper and dismiss tho awtul event trom their minds. Nevertheless, there is a spirit abroad iust now that sets thinking men to ask themselves whether this sort ot thing is to hiBt forever, and whether the feat ful holocausts of human lite recorded day otter day are inaeoa to become an American institution, and a fixed order of things, from which there can be no appeal. An absurd idea, this, in country which, abovo all others, is sig. nahzed by the remavkablo inventive powers of its inhabitants, whose inven tiveness, indeed, may bo said to have no limits, and to have been carried into all departments of mechanism and skilled labor. And vet, this, perhaps, only ag gravates the slur but too justly cast upon us Americans for having suffered steam power to reach tho point to which it has now arrived, without having devised commensurate means whereby tho risks arising to human life and limb from that power can be mitigated if not al together removed. A move in that direction has at last been made, and, if tho travelling publio know, what is for their own interest, they will see to it that this move shall have fair play, and that no consideration of expense shall be admitted as an ex cuse from any greedy corporation who may decline to avail themselves ot the idea originated in it. To all intents and purposes, tho conditions of railway travel professionally known as "telo scoping " and " oscil ation " are in a fair way of becoming obsolete by tho intro duction of trussed platforms, compres sion buffers, and automatic couplers, in ventions by which perfect immunity How to Go West. This is the name of a Pamphlet re cently issued by the Burlington .Line. it contains a mass ot trutniui ana val uable information, ond the most correct Railroad Map in America. A copy of the Book should be in the hands of every one who is going to Soutkern Iowa, IS e braska, Kansas, California, or tho Territories. Copies of the Pamphlet can be ob tained free of charae by addressing Gen. Passenger Agent, B & M..R. It., Bur lington, Iowa. The Invulid-A Pen Picture. See her pallid countenance, but time ago the picture of ruddy health, tho envy of tbe school and the pride of the household. Mio was always welcomed by hcr school' mutes, for her lithe form and pleasing dis. position carried cheerfulness into their ranks. Diligent, punctual and exemplary, obedient and graceful at home, she won the hearts of all. But, alas, wo are sorrowful. Those rosy cheeks and ruddv hps are blanched by consumption. The voice once so enchanting in laugh and song is feeble, husky and sup planted by a hollow couch. Let us approach her conch gently and take her hand. l)o not shudder because of the feeble and passionless grasp. The hand once so hearty mid plump is emaciated and shows bony outlines, while the cords and tortuous reins ure plainly map ped upon the surface. The pulse that bounded with repletion, carrying vigor to tho whole system and imparting me, Dcauty, vivacity. health and strength, is delicate to tbe touch The feeble heart can not propel the thin, scanty blood with force. Must we loso her while yet in her teens ? Companions and friends gather around with words of cheer and consolation and depart with moistened eve and silent steps. Must we lose her? Ko! there is relief ! We can stay this de- strover of our happiness and not snft'er the loss of so bright a gem. Something more is required now than dietary ond hygienic ob servance, for nature calls for aid and the shall have it. Take-this pleasant medicine. It is invigorating. How it allays the irritable cough, improves the appetite and digestion and sends a healthy ttngio through, tne trume The blood is enriched, nervous force increase !, and tho heart bounds with a new impulse. See her face brighten by degrees ; tho color is returning, her voice is getting clearer, and pleasant words ara spoken. The strength falters yet but is gaining. I,et us take her out in the warm sunshine. In a short time she will be aDle to go without our uid, n cheerful girl. This delightful medicine must be God-blessed. It is restoring henlth to our loved one. She is emerging from her Hick ness sweeter and nobler thuu before, and Dr. Pierce's (i olden Medical Dthcovery must have the credit. It has raised her. 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Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors and Disease of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time bv the use of these Bitters. Grateful Thousands proclaim Vinkgar Bit ters tbe most wonderful luvigorant that ever sustained the sinking svstem. 1 WALKER, Prop'r. R. II. McDOX AI.D ofc CO., Druggist and Gen. Ag., SanaVranoiseo and New York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS & DEALERS. -TRADE TIIE BEST HAIR DRESSING AND RESTORER. MILLIONS SAY n :n' ni'i-'-! "! ?oai' n.' YOUR DRUCIOIST HAS IT. will please address Healthful Climate. Free Homes. Good Markets. Bw. rmVABO A. WILSON. 191 Penn St.. Williamsbnnch, N. Y. MONEY I MONEY 1 ! Bend for particulars to H. P. Orowell, West Yarmouth, Barnstable Co., Mass. 170R THE DEAF. Coneealable Ears. E. I1ASLAM, 1 841 Broadway, N. Y. Sends PanipMi-t free. VO HUMBUO I We guarantee agents SJ.ono a year 1 to sell our goods. LATTA & CO.. Pittsburg, Pa. f t VALUABLE RECIPES and Money Making ii O J Secrets sent post-paid for 15 cents. Addit-Ms u. B. ltll.r. 1, iiouauu, is. i. and all are kept bo busily and actively employed tlmt the. very process of feed- from tho UyQ c,auses of railroad cra8he8 ing stirs them about, and keeps them reforred to is sccured. Both of these swell the area of the farm, or a few more dollars be salted down for moth and rust to corrupt ; but what are those sordid gains when compared with the treasures of knowdge laid up in reten tive memories as a possession ' N.' V. Tribune. Tho Wife of Washington's Overseer. This we find in the Richmond Sitpatch : On Marshall street, in a humble resi dence, lives a lady now nearly one hun dred years old, the representative of a 5 ast ago and of the " better days of the tepublic." We allude to tho widow of the late Richard Young, for many years the surveyor of this city. Mrs. Young was led from the marriage altar to the home of her young husband, who was then the overseer of General Washington on his Mount Vernon estate, and he in the flush of his manhood. Mr. Young was raised a blacksmith, but left his trade to take charge of the farm on Mount Vernon. In the latter capacity he developed considerable taste for and knowledgo of mathematics, and after tho death of General Washington he procured the situation of deputy un der Mr. John Williamson, the surveyor' of llcnrico county and the city of Rich mond. About the year 1805, the city was authorized by act of the Legislature to employ a surveyor for itself, and Mr. Young was chosen to fill the position, lie held the office until his death, and wag succeeded by the late Micajah Bates, who also was removed by death. Mr. Young has long since been gathered to his fathers, and thero are probably but few who remember him j but evidences chickens than nine-tenths of us raise. Occasionally in summer I drop a lump of lime into the water and let them try the lime water, and also make them cavenne tills whenever I notice them drooping or their discharges showing symptoms ot diarrhea, (japes come from drinking foul water, living in dirty quarters, and want ot good tood, prop erly given. Tho best cure for this and all other diseases chicken flesh is heir to, is prevention in this case, an ounce of prevention being worth a good many pounds of cure. Give them good whole some food, healthy, clean quarters, pay some decent regard to their comfort, and my word for it, they will mako you rejoice in the profitable gratitude they return you you will be but little trou bled with cholera or gapes, or any other pest, except the miserable chicken thief, and the best euro for him is a spring gun, properly arranged to dose him when he makes his marauding attempt. Itnral Register. Cake of a New Milks Cow. As many people do not understand man aging a new milks cow, I will give some of our experience, which has been very successful for many years. A few weeks before coming in, besides the usual fod der, a feed of sound roots, such as car rots, turnips, beets or potatoes, ought to be fed each morning, before turning out for the day. All unsound parts of such roots ought to bo cut off and placed be yond their reach, or they may do much injury. They should have pure water to drink and access to salt daily ; and when ex- X 3 1.A nl.nnlJ lin VilnAAll 1 AAfJ f of his skill in engineenng and accuracy V theln8elveg in comfortable quarters, in TnaA.Quramanr. ara Rt.il viuinlA nn prsrv I . - . . . , in measurement are still visible on every hand. " Who's Ahead V A gentleman asks the girls the fol lowing pointed questions f " Could you love a man who wore false hair on his head, when he had enough of his own V Who painted his face and improved his ty.0Vmpr0l lf; yn v wrong, and she has her liberty and sum. pinched his foet with small shoes, his I . . . Rllnwfirl her. nature wil hands with small gloves, his waist with where no animals can get to them or they can get to others. They need free dom to change their position at will, as fhia ia nft.n nficessarv durinsr the uro- cess. They should not be disturbed or any forcing measures used ; Dut it tne labor is protracted a handful of salt may be offered her. If she eats it, it will re lax the system. If the presentation is models of smashing up railway trains are due, solely, to the defective kind of coupling hitherto used upon our rail road lines. A gentleman who for years past has been connected with railroads, introduced some time since a new and original method of coupling cars, which completely obviates all the causes that gave rise to the telescoping and oscilla tion of trains. On some roads trussed platforms, compression buffers, and au tomatic couplers have been in use for oight years, and the result justifies the statement that the companies using them have profited immensely by these inventions, while the loss of life and limb upon the railroads on which they were used has been reduced to a cipuer. By the use of tho new platforms and buffers telescoping is simply rendered impossible, while the new mode of coup ling the cars connects them in such a way that the trains move smoothly on, without any of that disagreeable and dangerous lateral motion known as oscillation. Here, then, bv inventions that appear to be very Bimple indeed, when we know all about them, the tears ana anxieties hitherto inseparable from railroad travel in this country may easily bo set at rest. It is incumbent on all railroad corpora tions throughout the country to adopt these inventions without the least dolay. A day's delay, and another holocaust, which would have certainly been pro- vented by these simple precautions, may occur. The managers of the Pennsyl vania Railroad have talked ot adopting the invention. Let them see to it that this is at once done, elso the recoil of an outraged public may bo too much for them. First-class Railroad Bmd are tho bost for investments. Write to Charles W. Hassler, No. 1 Wall Street, New York. corsets ; and then, as if he had not al ready deformed himself enough, tied a huge buBtle to his back, and thrust tiny mountains of wiro into his bosom '(" In reply to which a lady responds : " Could you love a girl who denied her mouth with tobacco, and loaded the air with fumes of cigars 'i Who staggered homo several timps a week the worse for liquor r1 Who. indulged in fast horses, bet high at races, and swaggered around the streets with unquestionable com. cient time is allowed her, nature will teach her to change her position so as to make all right, und she will do much better than if force was used. After the process she should be ul lowed her own time to get up and lick the calf, but when she does so, a warm mess of wheat bran and water, with a littlo salt added, may be given her. Ititml New J ork-er. Kicking Cows. A correspondent of the Country Gentleman says : " A tew panions V WTiich picture wears the most years ago 1 had some experience with alluring colors '(" kicking cows, and by tar the best reme- We also see it reported that Mrs. Van ty out of quite a number that I tried, nt '., it .1,0 Lufl nil iha ninnuv nvnr was the strap or suroingle drawn tight- paid for liquor, she could buy every foot ly around tho cow just in front of the of land in the world. Very likely. And nips and close to the bag. Tighten it if she had the money paid by women for back hair, she could buy every drop pf liquor in tho world. A Bloomington, I1L, horticulturist has sold 1,000,00(1 grape vines this spring. ud till she does not attempt to kick. never knew it to fail ; you can gradually loosen it until it will be sufficient simply to lav it on her back. But be cautious, and do not loowu or leave it oft' until uhe makes no effort to kick with it tight iSTOxiCATiNM iSiisTiiCMs. I he person who hnve Btrnples of consciance against " per pendicular drinking ut tavern bars, can ci me blind drunk on almost uny of the veriised " tonics" or " invigoniDts" in half an hour. There is however one exception to this rule. Nobody can get over the bay on ViNKOait liiTTEits, for the simple reason l hut this famous renovating and regulating mtdiciro contains no dilfriMve stimulants of any kind. Yet its strength-reserving pro. pertics are marvelous. It restores the relish for food when all other appetizers fail ; im parts unwonted vigor to the digestive func tion! ; regulates the flow of bile ; soothes he nervous system : promotes health ful eep : and tends to produce that condition of body and brain, which is supposed to be most conducive to longevity nnd tho enjoy ment of life. Its specitic effects in acute and chronic disorder affecting the muscles and he lungs, a considered by competent judges tho most extraordinary medical phcn omenon of tac age. inegar J, titers has now larger sale than any of tbe spirituous asirui gents, and its immense popularity in 11 land where ts people observe closely, test trior outrhly. and act independently, is in itself ft sufficient guarantee of the excellence of the meuictae. We recommend it to all. Meadville. Pa., Theolonlral School educates minis ters. No doamatic test. Hoard, tuition, library, text books free. Turni becins Sept. 16. Write Pres. Livennoro flllOOavcar more to every preacher, lawyer, doc tor, teacher, lustlce or notary hv sendine address and gtanip to JOli.x hinKi'.i i'iinii .maun uourne, v. PRAIRIE WHISTLES for imitatingall kinds of jsr r Dims ana annn;iis. t'nee ia cems ; iwu inr wv. W. F. WIIEATON, New Bedford, Mass. BUILDING FELT, (no tar.) for outside workanu In side instead of plaster. Felt Cai petincs, Ac. Bend I S stamps for circulars samples. C.J .Fuy .Camden, N.J. AGENTS WANTED. Main and Femnle, to sell ER new's Adjustable Button-Hole Ontter. Larco pro fit to agents, Address SOU I T itliuaa, iieuoii, Miclv. GRAIN FARM of 100 tioni railroad. I n for narticlllars. ACLAllY, Chester, Ta. New York Wholesale Markets. BUUTEB State, flue firkins S IS Crt Western '-4 t1" CHEJSK State factory fee muoaoM Iu m Farm dairy 1. . ! COTTON Ordinary VU 61' Low to Kooa miauling... . . u EGGS N. Y- N. J it Pemi'a 1( OH unieu FLOUR Supertiiio T 10 bn Kxtra to funcv State 7 i w'l Ohio round hoop 8 "5 t! Extra amber 10 40 (u ripi iiiK wheat KO f Extra Ueuesee 8 75 (u) St. Louis double extra.... 10 10 ( COBS MsaL Western oVJereuy.. 3 7i (a! Jlniudywiue..- t oo 01 ORAIX-Coms Western ? Southern 'J t Baklky Western '0 Cm Canada I i 06 Oat ., C") Kyk Uj (a Wubat Western No. 1 Spring.... 150 C' Do. No. ! do. ... 1 Ii he Do. Amber 8 OS 64 Do. White 8 10 ( White Genesee s 15 6" PROVISIONS Pork New mess... 13 40 Gil W'u prime.. 11 00 (jij BKEF-PtlllU 1 t Extra mew W Cl Beef hums S no tje Baook T:i&" Gkekv llAiia SA 111 Laiiu - 6 SEED Clover - Q Timothy 37 &u Flaxseed 0 WOOL-N. V., Pa., and Mich.. 7t Ge YU and Iowa ti5 0( Texas aud California 3S (ai HEKVES Rest 13 Good S Common to lair 10). SHEEP LAMBS Sheep 10 bt Luuiu.......... to' gWINE-Ltve.... 45t Drurrtd i ti 7 It 13 ltt in 7 ill 8 7a 8 60 10 00 II 0 10 7a 13 75 4 05 05 7S 80 82 I 15 5S 1 0! 1 81 1 71) 9 10 i 13 8 17 13 85 11 50 00 12 IK) 87 00 8 0V lu 8 75 82 70 ti It 13 10. . 4 ti " " I A vnriT AVn be- Ul I III III Acres, 2'i miles from railroad. Title ml. iM III 111 clear. Send stntn y liUUv c. F. M. LL FOREIGN COLLECTIONS or REMITTAN L. CESOF AN V KIND promptly mails by J. F. FRUEAUFF, Attorney at Law, Colnmbla, Pa. riv ah a SPTP.TTITA I. liF.lXO. bv Rot. Cbaun- ItL cey Giles. Sent by mail on receipt of SI.25. Send for cntaloKiiG (free) of other books. E. II. SWINNEl, 20 Cooper Union, N. . . BROKER'S SALE. 300 Pianos, 375 Gold Watches, 500 Silver do., 400 Sowing Machines, 550 Silk Drosses, 600 Shawls, 1,000 Gold Chains, 900 Sets Gold THE KOaTIIER.'V PACIFIC II AIL -ROAI) olfers tor sale its Lands tn Central and Western Minnesota, embracing: I. The best of Wheat Land; 8. Excellent Timbor for tho Mill, tho Farm and tho Firo; J. Rich Prairie Pasturaco and Natuial Meadow, watered by clear Lakes and runninj streams ln a Healthful Climate, where Fever and Amie are tinA-notrn. Grain can bo shipped henco by lako to market as cheaply as from Eastern Iowa or Central Illinois. Cars now run through these Lands from Lako Superior to Dakota. Price of land close to track $4.00 to SS.00 per acre; further away S2.50 to 84.00. SEVEN YEARS' CREDIT; Warrantee Deeds ; Northern Pac'fic 7-30 Itonds, now selliuit at par, received for land at 81.10. No other unoccupied Lands present such advantages to settlers. SOLDIERS umlor the New Law (March, 1S72) Ret ICO acres FREE, near the railroad, by one and two years' residence. Transnoi-tatlon at Itciluccd Rutea fur nished from all principal points East to purchasers of Railroad Lands, and to Settlers on Government Home steads. Purchasers, their wives and children car ried free over tho Northern Pacitic Road. Now Is tho time lor Settlers and Colonics to get Railroad Lands and Government Homesteads close to the track. Send lor Pamphlet containing fulllnformatlon, map and copy of new Homestead Law. Address LAND DEPARTMENT, NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD, ST. PAUL, MINN., OR 130 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. Iowa & Nebraska Lands FOR SALE BY TIIE River R. R. Co. Millions of Acres On Ten Years' Credit at Six per cent Interest No nait of nrlncinal due for two years, and thence .in ) Soldiers' Homesleads. Tlie recent amendment to the Homestead Act, under which the veterans of our late Army and Navy can secure free homesteads ot 100 acres near the line of the great land omul railroads, by oue or two years' residence, lu stcad of five, is very naturally nttractimr mnch attention atuontr the soldiers and Bailors. Colonies are lbrminir in many parts of the country for tbe purpose of taking advantage of tbe new law, while at tbe same time renp- lutr all tbe advantages of moving West in or ganized communities. l he construction or tbe .Northern racinc Railroad, now completed through Minnesota, bag opened to settlers a large body of tbe best land in the West. This Uotnpany oilers very important facilities and advantages to soldiers and others seeking Western botnes, whether they intend to settle on Government homesteads or purchase tiie Company's land. its announcement Is published else w Here in this journal. Tub Gbtttsburo Katalysine Si-king. Such is the name bestowed upon a medicinal spring which appears on tbe battlefield at Gettysburg, which is winning n fame as world wide ns that of the great battle fought around it. The story of its discovery by tbe wounded ln the battle is tbe protection of one of the in dent fables into our modern history. Almost equally luinuous are somo ot Its cures. Jlvcu tbe medical journals admit tbat it is not only a remedy tor the worst forms, nut fer nearly every variety ot our chronic diseases. Its waters are being carried to every part of th world, for they neither lose their taste or med icinal virtue by bottling or exposure to the atmosphere. See advertisement in another column. Beauty's Best Auxiliary. Ask the belle of the season what appointment of her toilet table uoias tbe highest place in Her esteem, and she will reply without a moment's reflec tion, IIauan's Magnolia Bai.h. Xotbing, sbe Is thoroughly aware, contribntes so pow erfully to enhance her charms anti rend-r lier Irresistible as that most frefigutlul and healthy nuxlliaty of Beauty. By unlug It la dies are enabled, long alter tliey have passed tbe meridian of life to preserve the youthful bloom and purity of their emoplexions, nnd where JNature has denied tmrt superiutivo at traction, tbe Balm fully compensates for tier acnciencius. There are several kfndB of worms which trouble horses; the pin-worms (poin'ed at both ends) are tbe most common and mont dangerous. Sttrit&m'i Cavalry Condition Powder will lu a few days eject the worms, and the horse will begin to thrive. Factories and machine shops should not be allowed to run a day without Johnson' Anodyne timmrnt. In case of a sudden acci dent an immediate use of it may save weeks of suftermg, and' perhaps a limb, or eTen life. Burnetfs Cbcoaine gives new life to tbe Hair,, ami makes it grow luxur-iatly. 900 Bets Gold I r..i; i p. SI - Jewelry, and 75,000 other articles, at $1 each. Send 85 I DUrltliU lUil U IYIU. ...... rA.. .n.n t.,L.oj no ,wn timnu far fl i ,-nl, 1 An. I - C. D. BANKS &l CO., Boston, Mass. THE YOTJNQ I,AI)IES INSTITU1 E, Granville, Ohio. First-class Colletre with Preparatory and Normal De partments Excellent facilities for Music nnd Paint luir. Eortieth year begins Sent mber 12. 1872. Rev. D. SHEPAKDSON, President. DISENTHRALLED. Wa wnnt. flc-pTitH fnr this new and remarkable book. It in of absorbing interest find will be vry popular. Clergymen desire iM wiclo circulation. Do good aud maKc monoy. uumi au cemn. uircuiarn in), aiiui'hhb COLUMBIAN DOOK CO., Hartford, Conn, Gettysburg Katalysine Water, In sold at the Sprine and put on the cam at Gettysburg I at the following rates: Three gnllon demijohn. $3.00 onnh ; civ ir:illnn ilptni Inhns. fi.S.uO earh . fist's of two i dozen quart bottles, $B.'qq each. Prepayment must be . made by Postottice money orders. Adores Vlbl A aOULIs'J c i" tns Gettysburg, Pa. ,,!,. ,.... l,r, ..,.,.lv till nn d 111 I'M Proflucts will pay ior lann auu iini,ruveuiv,i,r within tho limits of this (renormis credit. Bettor terms were never ottered, are not now, andnrohably never will be. . f.-ltla;iil.JlS pivinir inn pal virmais ii c pui-i..,. imitis; any wishing to iniluceotnors to cnuuraie wnu tliein. or to lonn a colony, are mviieu iw u. iu, they want to distribute. Apply to GEO. H. HARRIS, Land Comm r. For Iowa Lands, at Burlington, Iowa, And for Nebraska Lands, at Lincoln, Neb. Agent Wanted for the AUTOBIOGRAPHY of HORACE GREELEY, or Recollection of a Busy Llfo. Illustrated. The Life ! ml Tlmi-s nf ko it rent a Philnnthrouit and Rt'lbrmer. 1 cannot fail tointereritevvry true Auiirican. Head $3.0 for sample copy. E M. TKliAT,Pub.80iliroadwuy,.it. mifflmy AGENTS WANTED FOR SCIENCE AND THE BIBLE Givinir the ery cream of Science, its thrllllnp reali ties, wonderful discoveries, God's Six Work Davs, how the world was mado, and its history betore Adam. Everybody wants it. Salus immense. Agents report 52 41 46 30 87 and oil copies per week. Great in ducements to aseuts. Emoloy meiit for Young Men, Ladies, Teachers anil leruyuieu iu every town auii county. Send for Circular. 118 Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa., or 217 Main Street, SprillKtleld, Mass. READ THIS ! Tho lowest price list ever published of WATCHES, In solid Gold and Silver Casesonly. Ueiit-dll't'N rI-lno Vt -ll-. PRICES. Silver Wateb, Benedict $30 Gold, flu karat) " t'JO Silver Watch, Samuel W. Benedict S4S Gold (IS karat) " " $10i Ainerloun Walthaui Watches. PRICES. Colo Silver Hunting Watches $18 00 Gold lliiiitiiiK Watches, Gents' Site $79 Ml Ladies' Site $74 00 Sent to all parts of the country by express with priv ilege to examine before payine. Send for a price list und compare prices before purchasing elsewhere. BENEDICT BROTHERS, Jewelers aud keepers of the City Time. C'Jl Broadway, near Fourth Street, New York. The Hand of Heaven medicated tbe Seltner Rprtag. Man discovered its priceless virtues. Chein l.try analyzed it, and now reproduces it in tho twink ling of an eye from Tarbant 9 Et'PBKVBSCKKT 8KLT kkk. Afekibst. The moment the powder is liquified, every curative and ret'rei-hinir element of the original Spa foams and dances in the Koblet, and indiitostion, billoiL-uess, constipation, fever and headache tako lliirlit under the operation of the delightful drauirht. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. LI, THE PAPERS from Maino to California, nronouiK'O it. ivirnoui a single aaveree cnitciirH the BEST BOOK EVER PUBLISHED on THE HORSE. Every Horse-owner's Cyclopedia. Elegantly printed and bound, with nearly 100 Illustra tions, bold only by subscription. Auknts wantbu In very county in the Union. Libbuai. tbkus. Send rUHTKK uuaixo, A'UDiisnurs, riuiacieipnia. i nii:VA.iti For any cao of Blind, Bleeding, Itching, or Ul cerated Piles that D BlNQ'8 PlLB RBMBDY fa U to cure. It is prepared ex pressly to cuie the Piles and nothing else. Sold by all Druu'gist. Price $1.00. Tho subscribers were the orielnators ot tne articles named ab'.ve and have made timn for a quarter of a century and they clilm that they are as good as any. it not the tcif. . The cooking or flavoring extracts are pure and healthful aud are the true flavors of the ai tides th.-y represent. . , . The Infallible Yeast Powders are the oldest, the strongest, the be't. and consequently the cheap.t. Tho Sugar of Lemons is made from the fruit and pure sugar and flavored with the lemon p el. ana is well adapted for the sick, for traveller, voyagers, and others who cannot readily piocnre the fresh finit. Since these goods have been introduced to the pub lic a host of Imitators nave sprung up, ana so iu.ujt worthless or hurtful articles have been sold , as ; Ex tracts," " Baking Powder," and ' Lemonade Powder, as to bring discredit upon all. Our old customers will find that our goods are as good in quality as when we first made them. PRESTON MERRILL. 77 State St.. Uo-ton. Cheap Farms! Free Homos! OS THE LIXK OF TUB UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD. A LAKD GRANT OF 12,000,000 Acres OF THR Bost Farming and Mineral Lands in America. 3,000,000 ACRES IX NEBRASKA, IX TUB GREAT PLATTE VALLEY, TUB . GAllDEN orthoWKST, NOW FOR SALE. These lands nro ln the eentral portion of the United States, on thell - decree ot North Latitude, tne cen tral lino of the great Temperate Zone of the American Continent, and for Brain cruwinir and stock raisiue unsurpassed by any in tho United States. CHEAPER IN PRICE, moro fnvorable terms clvou and more convenient to market than can be lonnd elsewhere. Free Homesteads for Actual Settlers. THE BEST LOCATIONS FOR COLONIES. . Soldiers entitled to a Homestead of 160 Acres. Free Passe to Purchasers of Land. Send for tho new descriptive pamphlet, with new maps, published in Enu'lish, Herman, Swedish and Da-ui.-h, mailed free everywhere -"jjj, Laud Commissioner, U. P. R.'. R.Cn., OMAHA, NEB. BLEES N'iloless, Link-motion, Lock-Stitch SEWING MACHINE, Chailleniros tbe world in perfection of work, strpnpth aucL beauty of stiich, durability of construution, aiul rapluay of motion. t ... Utll and examine, and for agencies ana circulars, BAtdrusfc BI.EE9 6EnSO MACHINE CO., va Broadway. Mei( York. 110 TRUE TIME FOR $1. IOOO SOLD WEEKLY, Un Iri.nt .f ..1 .l td,.. t..t .1,1, SI I. V U.Or luHH lltN'T!:i,.d..i -.-( l.. l kMf i.i-M w;i.b..lln. nr., .w'l I. u.f lf.ri.'. l!jt.Ur..l JT'I .... OldM a A...,., SIXU eg.. "-Hiqm. Vu UMPBELL'll LATE ROSE s-or.yro.-A J new seed, nn from Eurly Rose.of wonderlul prwluo liveuess and finest quality. Will yield twice a much w Peerless.or any other potato now irrown. 1 nree bush els were produced irom nan a pouuu iu pu., .fn.un. uosenpuve circulars nee. r Ojsost-puid, by mail G. o. W. Campbell, Delaware, O. fl,lll.7 PKH PFfT HEMMKK ror At.lj BC1Y- X 1NO MACHINES, will hem round corners, over veums, on nne or coarse KOOils, auy wiuiu uoin j-io 10 of an inch. Bunnies sent prepaid on receipt of oue dollar. Address T. A. MACAULAY, ltl Lexington AvenueKew york Clty FREE TO BOOK ACENTS. We will send a handsome Prospectus of our New II luntrated Family Bible containing over 450 nne Scripture Illustrations to any Book Audit, fiee of eharife. Address Natiohal Pcli8hiko Co.. Phila..Pa- PUMPS, Double Actinu, Bucket Plunirers are the best. Send for circulars. Steam Valley Matliiue Co., Eastbampton, Mas. j A WEEK GUARANTEED TO AGENTS. A tpsj s new DOOK mat everyuouy ttauis ana Wl have. Protit double money. Outnt free. Write ouae to K. H. REED, 138 Eiithth 6u, New York. . $30 PER WEEK and expenses paid. We want n.nryinirie U- iveb Will Co., 130 i reliable agent In every County 4. AdAreaa atJDSOl KIVEB Will Maiden Lane, N. Y., or Cbjcayo, 111. 4 GENTS Wanted. Agents make r. work Tor as man suyuiuia eise. mors money at Particulars free. 0. Ifrissoii Co.. fine An fuMener: Portland, Me. I May ti -VH yoqeGcnaine unlPsaalgTierl I, Hcttb. S2d llOV.M SAXON GOVEUNMEM LOTTERY. AT LE1PSIC, GERMANY. 95,000 Tickets, 47,500 Trlzes, DRAWN IN FIVE DRAWINGS. 1 Prtie 150,000, 1 of 100,000, I of 80,000, 1 of 50,000, Prus sian Thalers, and others. (100 Ttialors euual to $70 gold.) First Drawing June 10th, 1872. Tickets for the first drnwlne: Wholes, $13; Halves, $C50; Quarters, $3.60: Eighths, S1.75. Tickets for all livo drawings: Wholes, $C0; Halves, $30; Quarters, iSlt.iu; Eiirhibs, ss.u. Prizes cashed and information given bv TI1EOUOK ZatHOt ll, P. O. Box 0080. 110 Nassau St., New i ork. S20TOOOLD FOE S1.25TLQRENCY. rilHE People's Orend Musical Feslival and Gift En J. torpriso will take place at the Metropolitan Thea tre, in Sacmvnento, California, on me lain m " 1872, when 600 Prises, aniouutiiiB te over HO,00O, will be distributed to Ticket Holders, in the same manner as at the drawing of the celebrated . Mercantile Library Gift Concert of Sau Fi-ancisco, the liiirhe.t anteed by deposits. Tickets, tl.ti currency, or 11 Tickets for S1S.50. Full iiilornmtion with prospcotus :. v. -L.' , uvifll A, linn Manairora' Aerency. UUU UK UUIUII1CU . . Liv. VMS Broadway, New Yerk. THE CONFESSIONS OF A NERVOUS INVALID. Published tor the benefit of young wtrft and other ho sntter from Nertons DebUlrv. etc., supplylns ih ijis or sBLt-ccss. Written by one who cured ulin selt', and sent free on reoelvlna: a post-put d directed envelope. Address KA1EATI, MAYF AiR, Broot. lyn, 5. Y. 900 or nrst-claw Pianos. No discount Noaireut , ddreaa H. PIANO CO. SOI Broadway N Y.
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