Philadelphia Advertisements. 14 Philadelphia Adrertisements. . i Philadelphia Advertisements. HUMOROUS. ' Vlntffir nittvrt are not a Vila Fancy Drink, made of Poor Rum, Whiskey, Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquor, doctored, spiced, and sweetened to please tlio . taste, called "Tonics," " Appetizers," "Restorers," &C tliat.ldd tlie IlnfiW fin tn ilnniVonnfct nn rui.t but are tl true Medicine, made from the ti.-uiv mntl imdherbsoft'alifornia, free from nil Alcoliolic Stimulants, ineyare tue ureal Jiiood run her and a Life-giving Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invijjorator of the System, carrying off all poisonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching it, refreshing and invigorating both mind nitd bndy.t Thev are easy of administration, prompt in their action. cevt.uQ in their results, safe and rolinhle in all forms of ffiscase.' , No Person tnii take those IIlMria accord ing to directions, and remain long unwell, .provided their bones are not destroyed bv mineral iniison or oilier means, and ilib vital organs wasted ( bejuud lite point of rpnair. . i - DyepfpNla Or IndlfrcsHoit. Headache, Pain. In the Shoulders,' Cotihs, Tightucns of the Chest, Diz linens, Sour Eructations of tlic Stomach, Had Taste ' in the Mouth, Uiliom Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the f.unjrs, Pain in the regions of the Kiilnevs, and a hundred other painful lymptom, ' . are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, nnd one bnitle will prove a better guar antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Pemiilo Coniplnln,, in young or old,', married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided ait influence that n marked improvement is soon percept ' tible. :, Tor luflnminntnry nnA Chrolilo lttlu mnflflm and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys jhiH Bladder, these Bittefs linva been successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood, wlrch is generally produced by derange ment of the Digestive Organs. Thovare n Untitle Piirgnllve nn well ns a Tonic possessing also the pecnii ir merit irf acting as a powerful fluent in relieving ingestion or Inflain- mation of the Liver and Viscor.tl Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. . , . , For Sklit Dlscnseii, Eruptions, Tttlary Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car buncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas. Itch, Scurfs, I (iscolorations rf the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried rfut of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in Mich cases will convince the must incredulous of their curative effects. C1-iuiko tho VI tinted Illoort whenever you I find its impurities bursting through the shin in Pimples, . Emptinnsj or Sores; cleanso it when you find it ob structed and sluggish in the vein : . cleanse it when it is foul; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Urnteftil thotiiinitfis proclaim Vinegar Hit tkks the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained the pinking system. Pin. Tnpe, and other Worms, lurking in the system of so many thousands, are effectually de stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol ogist: There is scarcely an individual upon the face of the earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worms. It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that . worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deposits that breed these living monsters of disease. No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin tics, will free the syaiein. from worm like these Bit ters. Mechnnlcnl Dlsensss. Persons engaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, will be subiect to paralvsis of the Bowels. To guard against this take a duse of Walker's Vinegar Bittbrs once or twice a week, as a Preventive, Ullioui, UemlUent, a ml Intermittent Fevers, which are so prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama Mobile, Savannah, Roan oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. There are always more or less obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state of the stomach, and great torpor of lbs bowels, being clogged up with vitiated accumulations. In their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence upon these various organs, is essentially necessary. There is no cathartic for the purpose equal to Dr. J. Walker's Vinegar Hitters, as they will speedily remove the dark -colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or King's TCrll, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations. Mercurial Af fections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitutional Dis eases, Walker's Vinegar Bitters have shown their great curative powers is the most obstinate and Intract able cases. Ir. Walker's California Vinegar Bitters act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts receive health, and a permanent cure is effected. The properties of Dr. Wai.kkr's Vinegar Bitters are Aperient, Diaphoretic and Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, and AntiBilious. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker's Vinegar Bitthrs are the best safe guard in all cases of eruptions and malignant fevers, their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect the humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels, either from inflammation, wind, colic, cramps, etc. Their Counter-irritant influence extends throughotrt the system. Their Diuretic properties act on the Kid neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their Anti-Bilious properties stimulate the liver, in the secre- -lion of bile, and its discharges through the biliary ducts,' nnd are superior to all remedial ageuts, for the cure of ! Bilious Fever, Fever and Ague, etc. ' ' ' j Fortify the body against 1lftae by pnri- 1 fying all its fluids with Vinegar Bitters. No eni. ; demic can taike hold of a system thus forearmed. The liver, the stomach, the bowels, the kidneys, and the nerves are rendered disease-proof by this great invig orant. directions. Take of the Bitters on going to bed at night from a half to ono and one-half wine-glasafuiU Eat good nourishing food, such as beef steak, mutton chop, venison, rout beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They arj composed of purely vegct able ingredients, and contaie no spirit. J. WALKER, Prop'r. It. II. McIKNAUCO , Druggwta and Gut, Ago., San Francisco, Cai., , and cor. of W&ihingtun and Charlton Sts,, New York SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. PLANTH AND HI3ICDS! GRAPE VINES, (SO Varieties.)' 1 PEACH, APPLE, TEAK, FKUIT TAKES, fitc., Green IIouwo Btoclf, &te, FOB THE STltlNQ OJ? 1872. '' A larpfl variety or choice and Perfectly HcliaWe jtiM-k oJTtred (it ruljr prices. Botde and PfanU, by Circular mailed, prepaid as follow? No. l. Veetable plant and Heeds, Flower Heeds, &c No. 2. Oreen Koine, Bedding and Flowering Plant, Ornanientiil Tree. BliruTu, Jtoftea. &c. No. 3. Grape Vines. Fruit Trees, HnitUl Fruits. C.,fC. . GEO. F. MrFAK LAND, , ' . BlveraJiie Numcr-feii, (l$tf . Uarriaburg. T&. ' FHOfi Affenta wanted to nHlt)ieMaut!fuirhoto UVUV graph Marriage certificates and Photo trnph family HecnnR Kr tarins Mend stamp to Chidku & lino., PtjbUshurs, lurk, Fa i . 6 'i t. A Lt. KINDS OV JOB PHINTINO V. NHtlyxAOutedt the UluoiuUeld IUdm Hi cum Job Oulce. A. B. Cunningham. J, U.Lowars. J. S.Glelm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., Wholksaib Dbai.eks II . Tobacco Segars, " Ac, NO. 4( NORTII FIFTH BTItEET, niii.AiKr.riii.i. Arr V ''..,..82310 PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale a roecrs, COMlUSglON M EltCH ANTS No. 120 AKCU STUKET, I'hilatlelpltia. W The sale ot Eggs, Seeds, Grain and 'Wool a specialty. ' .31 ' - 1'leuse send tor a Circular. . .48 WM. H. KENNEDY, O. W. Hickman. Geo. Walu A. LtWliiteman. ..v ' ' Hickman, Wain :&'Vbiteninn1 DEALERS IS Tobacco, Segars, &C, No. 222 MAT.JiET'STKEET, - . - rniLAuntl'liiA, rA; WA full Stock o'l the Celebrated Monitor Na vy, always oujiaud. i 32 tl 10 ' BARCROFT & CO., Iiiiltorleis aoi Dobbcrs Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, ClotllS, ',..;! .'I Cassimeres, Blankets, Linens, White; Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 405 ami 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) y IMilIiulelphla. . CSRA.TBIIiI & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, : i Oil Cloths, : Shades, ( - Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a One assortment ot . Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Pa. . January 1, 1869. John Shaffner, Jr. E. S. Zleglor. Theo. Ru me S1IAFFNER, Z1KGLER & CO., Successors to SHAFFNER, ZIEGLEit & CO., Importers and Dealers In ' Hosiery, Gloves, ..- ,u.. -..j .IMbfeoiis, , , . Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, . and every variety or TRIMMINGS . 1 ASD FANCY GOODS, , . No. 36, North Fourth Street, " ' ' ' PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. u , LLQf D, 8UPPLEE, & WALTON, WIIOLESALB HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 62S Market Street, Philadelphia. , S. II. TAYXOIl, WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS . , . , . , , . AND ' ' TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arob Street?, t , , .. , , Philadelphia Pa HOAR, MoCONKET fc CO., Successor to wm. w: paul & co.; ' " WnOLESAlB ' ' ' DOOT AND SHOE .-.i - .'WAREHOUSE, 033 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, ' Philadelphia,' Penn'a, WHOLESALE ' itS, fc January i,'ti69. 1 m r v mm m bt Wright fit siddall, Wholesale D rug gi sts, , .-AND DDALEBB IN . v. I'nXeii t Xe liciiic s 119 rfAKKET StilEETNEAlt FrfONT, PJilladelpliln, Pa. '.. . . ' OK EVBKYTHINO CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, . AND AT VERY LOW tlCS. A Good loeatlon tqrbusiness enable oircr lnduceuients to buyers, and makes $ worth their while to give us a trial. V. v ft '8 Btt DAVID D. ELDER & CO., Successors to - -O MILLER ELDER, V Booksellers (iud. Statloucr, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, - rs V - ' 'v :..' And Dealers In j , i Window ochtAins ' A v ' s AND , U' " ' WALL FAPElt,t j v No. 430 Market Street, i 31, , rillLAUELrnf A, PA. ! John Lucas & Co., ; bole antt , TIIE ONLY " ' ' "MANUFACTURERS " k OF TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Iiead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SOWER, POTTS & CO., Booksellers & ' Stationers, And Dealers In CURTAIN v . AND ' ' ' : L WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. tn. Publishers of Sanders' New Renders, and Brook' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ot the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, ike. BLANK BOOKS Always on band, and made to Order. 31t A. L. Kaub J. . Fbbimikb. KAUB V FR1MIRE, iMPOBTEnS AHD JOBBERS OF China, la.ss AND QUEENSWAllE, SOI and 803, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ' ' ' - ITT Constantly on ' hand, Original Assorted Packages. . . , 8. 9. ly 10 , W. A Atwood. Isaac W. Kamck ATWOOD, RANCK & CO., Coinniission Merehants, - . .'ft- . U",-.' I: Wholesale Dealers In all kinds ot Flokled and Salt I S I I , Np. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, " ' PHILADELPHIA, FA. G O TO 17. MORTIJIER'Q " ; OR BARGAIN O. His Stock will be found the most complete in the oountjy and consint of D CI.OTIIINO nlMHKKIKH UQIIOK FINniVOH WOADMCRBHARDWARK r 't Dim i. i.o w wah i: to WpHUSIIKaall styles' j Xliiriii'i'H-tJooi) WJII'1'K-(J01H MOXIONb &.O. N OTII UllJAII.H ift H OOLSdiO ri TkAivi'u iki i a ApAISINliAbPirK ' i XVthON dt HTKKfj iriAKHIAGK HARDWARE ...... . AJgN ViCLOl'libdj 1A1'EU (GOODS OF YERY BTYLE ..; '(I I .1 I -1 ;i J J CHEAP FOR CASH, ALL" AND SEE, . mi, mm D. POUT HE ALII, wrrn BARNES," BRO. & HERRON, Wholesale Dealers In lints, Caps, Furs, : '" . and :t r ' ' - : .' H T H A. W "GOODS, No. 503 MARKET STREET, 810 ly- PHILADELPHIA. 0. E. JORDAN. ,v ' ' 1 .' J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., . . AVholcsale Dealers in. ... ' - Hats, Oapsj Furs, " " " ' - : and' fc-.r STRAW GOODS) NO.! 35, NORTO THIRD ' STREET) (Between Market and Arch filreets,) ' C.18cli:; ' '"'PHILADELPHIA. , JOBBER' IN -i ' - Hats, (jJaps, Fursj Str nv. -,,0- o, o 1 Sj, 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 8 ly 10.. PniLADELPHIA Blatchley's Cucumber Wood ,'?urrips. TRADE TOmari? BLATCHI-ET'S Cucumber Wood Pumps, Tasteless, Durable, Kfllclent, and (,'IIKAP I . JAre already widely known and, to survediy poinilur. : RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Pumps stlll.'more strongly to the favor of the public aiuf tlm trade. Dealers sup plied witii full descriptive Catalogues, Price List &c., upon application . , TIXGLET'S PATENT HORIZONTAL ICE CKUA JI FREEZER, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known to the Art. Send for a Descriptive Catalogue. W F. Mortimer, New Uloomlleld, Pa., Is Agent tor these Pumps. CHAS. O. BLATCHI.EY, Manf'r, 606 Commerce Street, 513tf Philadelphia, Pa. UXJA,OU11 O This Is not the lowest uriced RTITT T AT? but being much the best is In !St oei the end by far the cheapest. OIL. jo mil iiui 10 give uai and you will use no other. Do not fail to give it a trial, THE alarming Increase In the number of fright ful accidents, resulting in terrible deaths and the destruction of valuable nro)erty, caused by the Indiscriminate usoof oils, Known under the name of petroleum, prompts us to call your spe cial attention to an artlclo which will, wherever IT8E1), remove the CAUSE of such accidents. We allude to Carson's Stellar Oil FOR ILLUMINATING PURPOSES. The proprietor of this Oil has for several years felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting to the public, as a substitute for the dangerous comixiunds which are sent broadcast over the country, an oil that Is MAKE and liRILI.IANT, and entirely reliable. After a long series of labo rious and costly experiments, he has succeeded In providing, and now otters to the public, such a substitute In "CARSON'S STELLAR OIL." It should be used by every family, 1ST, Because It Is safe beyond a question. The primary purpose In the preparation of 6TELLAR OIL has been to make It PERFECTLY SAFE, thus Insuring the Uvea and property of those who use It. 2D, Because it Is the most BRILLIANT liquid II- umlnator now known. 3D, Because It Is more economical, In the long run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids now In too common use. . 4TII, Because it is Intensely BRILLIANT, and therefore economical, giving the greatest possi ble light at the least expenditure to the consum- ' er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for upon tills the proprietor depends for sustaining the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now enjoys. To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex plosive coiuH)undv now kuown under tho name of kerosene, &c &c, it is put up for family use In Five Gallon cans, each can being sealed, and stamped with the trade mark of the proprietor i It cannot be taniered with between the mauufao Uuwaudcoiisuiuer. Noue is genuine without the STELLAR OIL Is sold only by weight, each can containing ttve gallons of six and a half pounds each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas ure. It Is the duty and interest of all dealers and consumers ot Illuminating oil to use the STELLAR OI L only, because It alone Is kuown to be safe aud reliable. . , 1. All orders should be addressed to JAltlMLY & i'O., WHOLE8ALE A&ENT3, 136 South Front Street, rhlladclpbla. 1 51y : " TO BOOK AGENTS." MARK TWAIN'B NEW BOOK, "ROUGHING IT, Is ready for Canvassers. It Is a companion vol ume to "Innocents Abroad," of which lo0,O(K) eoples have been sold. Don't waste time on books one wants, but take one people will stop you lu the streets to subscribe for. "There is a time to laugh," and all w ho read this book will see clearly thai time has come. Apply at ouoa for territory or circulars. Address , . . i 1 DUFFIELD ASI1MEAD, Publisher, ' ,f '' ; 8n Street, Philade phl. Jane 1,1872. ..... I : Knsby'g Experiment. My wife was a woman, and I noticed that she nourished all tbe follies of the sex. ' She was n extravagant in dress as any of her. friends, and I took her to task for iti I showered over her much wisdom. She was an obedient wife, nnd bowing her head submissively, rotired to her room, from which she emerged in a low minutes." Bhoi had . carried out my wishes to tho letter. . Her dross hung limp about horpcrsom Her chignon, which was her crowning gloryf was gone, nnd her natural hnir was twisted into a small and insignificant knot at tho back of her head. She lind no collar, no. cuffs, no rings, no pins ; in short she wasi divested of nil those helps to figure and form which the sex know so well how t(V employ. i i ....... - Ordinarily sbo was counted a handsomo woman ; as she stood before mo in that shape, I confess I was astounded at her, superlative ugliness.. ,. ., ! . , . V Come," said sbo, meekly. " It is time, wo were on our way to the concert." , I did not go to tbo concert with my wife in that guiso. On tho contrary, with, much, hemming and hawing, for no man likes to, go back on himself, I meekly asked her to resume her natural garb. . ; , .My experiment at reform with tho female part of my household had the appearance of a failure. , : CSJbsh Billings says: "All you havo to do to raise oats is to plow doop, then manure it well, thon sprinkle tbe oats all over tho ground, one in nplaco theu sot up nights to keep the chickens aud woodcocks out uv them then kradlo them together with a kradlo, then rako them togother with a rako, then stalk them togother with a stack, then thrash them out with a flail then clean them np with a mill, then shar pen both ends of them with a knifo then stow them awny in the granary, thon spend wet days and Sundays trapping for rats and mice. ; It ain't nothing but pbun to raise oats try it." C5A gentleman at Washington who has a pretty daughter was recently npproached by a youth who requested a few minutes conversation in privato, and began: "I was requested to see you, sir, by your love ly daughter. Our attachment " " Young Jman," interrupted the par ent, briskly, " I don't dnow what that girl of mine is about. ' You are the fourth gen tleman who has approached me this morn ing on that subject. I havo given my con sent to the others, and I give it to you. God bless you. Eg'-George W, Maley, a famous Metho dist preacher, onco, in addressing himself especially to tho colored people of his con gregation, cried out: "You, my dear, black brethren, God bless your black, grea sy bides, when you get to Heaven you will be japanned all over with glory. tWhon you see an old gentleman of sixty, on a clenr bright day, carrying a blue cotton umbrella, tied tightly about the waist with a shoe-string tho umbrella tied, not the oldf gcntlcmon you may look out for rain before night, but tho proba bilities are that you will not see it. tJTAn old Scotch preacher is reported to havo said in ono of his sermons at Aber deen: Ye good people of Aberdeen get your fashions from Glasgow, and Glasgow from Edinburg, and Edinburg from Lon don, and London from Paris, and Paris from the Devil." 37" A ' Superintendent of police made onco an entry in his register, from which the following is an extract: "The prisoners set upon me and called me an ass, a pre cious dolt, a scare.crow, ragamuflln and idiot all of which I certify to bo true." CSyWiU you take a pinch of snuff Mr. Spriggins?" "No, I thank you ; if my noso had been intended for a dustholo, it would have boon turnod the other side up." , EST An Irish jockey elated with his suc cess ot winning a race exclaimed: " By my fioul, I'm first at last, I've always been be hind before !" ' ' ' 1 CSTWhon I put my foot down I'll have you to understand,"' says Mrs. Nojokcr, " thnt thore is something there" On in vestigation it was found to be a No. 11 shoe. "" . . ' t ESTTbe man who got wiso by eating sage cheese has a brother who proposes to become skillful in the fashionable dances by dieting on hops. ' . t C3TOur "Devil" says if the young lady would sack him without hurting his feel ings lot her give me the sack she has on conteuts included. tSflt is said that a watch-dog is not so large in the morning as at night, because he is let out at night, and taken in in the morning. , tlfTbe first day a little boy went to school, the teacher asked him if he could spell. "Yes, sir." "Well, how do you spell boy ?" " Ob, just as other folks do. 'tar A correspondent says that he was lately presented with a sample of tea from Fiji. He thinks it made him Fiji-tea.
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