ffljc tmt0, New Olbomficia, fto. Philadelphia Advertisements. . WM. H. KENNEDY, . WITH e. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. I Whlteman. Hickman, Wain & Whitcman, DEALERS 1H Tobftcco, Segars, etc., No. 222 MARKET 8TKEET,' ' PHILADELPHIA, PA. ' - A full Stork of the Celebrated Monitor Na. VT, always on hand. 4 32 1( 1U RzViiciibrT & ca, liiiporkm nDil Jubbt'f v Of Staple and Fancy ' . . DRY - GOODS, Cloths, ..., , Cassinrcres, ; ' ; Blankets, ' Linens, White Gooda, Hosiery, Ac, Nos. 405 and 407 MAKKET STREET, (Above Fonrtli, North Hide,) Philadelphia.' WRIGHT & SIDDALL, ) WholesaleDruggi sts, AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 1119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of everthlng connected with the business, of the boat quality, and at very iiw prices. A voil location for Vusjuess, with a rent and light expense!!, enables us to offer In ducements to buyers,' and makes It worth their Brhlle to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. tf. , UIIAYIIII,I iV CO., Wholesale Dealer In , pets, : ',::';,'..,." ::. ... , . ., OilCloths, .. . ' , Shades, ' Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding,' Twines &c, . And a fine assortment of r mi Wood and , Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, 1 Philadelphia, Pa. ; (; January 1, 189. , (ohn Shaltner, Jr. F- 8. Zlegler.' Theo. Itume. SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER &C0., . i ". '. Successors to .' i 1 J ' ) . BHAFFNEK, ZIF.GLER & CO., ' Importers and Dealers In Csloven, Itltliin, HiiHpcndorm, THREADS,- COMBS, ' and every variety of RIMMINGS AKD FANCY GOODS, No. 34, North Fourth Street, i PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Cotnbai. ' W. F. KOIILKIl, JOBBER IN - . llats, Caps, Furs; I AMD" i ' H t ! II w - O- bodH. 1531NORTH THIRD STREET, , , IllylO PHILADELPHIA. H. II. TAYlOlt, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND .( , TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arcb Street?, . Philadelphia Pa 10AB,McCONKEY&CO., Successors to WM. W. PAUL & CO., , WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, JW3 Market St. and 614 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Tenn'a. HOLESALE . lanuary 1, 1809. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WH0LK8ALB , AKDWAHElIOUHti. No. eat Market Street. ' Ihlladrlhla. .Philadelphia Advertisements. DAVID D. ELDER A CO., Successors to MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, ) BLANK. BOOK MANUFACTURERS, .' And Dealers In l WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPER, No. 430 Market Street, ., v " ' ? . t PHILADELPHIA, PA. John Lucas & Co., H 11 AM' MANUFACTURERS OF TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, , AND , PURE SWISS GREEK, Also, Pure White Lead and1 Color. ' . , .. . C MANUFA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143. North Fourth St., ' . ' Philadelphia. There Were Sold in the Year 1870, Blatchloy's Cucumber : TRADE MARK. WOOD PUMPS, Measuring 213.6W feet In lenirth, or sufficient In . ibe agregate for ' A WELL OVEP. 40 MILES DEEP, BlmpU In Cotutruction Kany in Optration Giving no TatU to tht Watir Du rable and Cheap. ' These pumps are their own best recommendation. For kale by Dealers in Hardware and Agricultu ral Implements. Plumbers, Pump Makers, &c, throughout the country. Circulars, &c, furnish ed upon application by mall or otherwise. Single pumps forwarded to parties in towns where I have no agents upon the receipt of the retail price. In buying, be careful that your pump bears my trade inai a as above, as I guarantee no other, . Office and Ware-room, ' .'-. No. Commerce Street, 613tfl IPHIJUAUKWHIA, PA. WThese Pumps can be ordered of the Manu facturer, or F. Mortimer 4i Co., New Bloomtleld. SOWER, POTTS & CO., RookHellem A, Nlutloncrs, And Dealers in CURTAIN AND wall-papers, Nos. M0 Market and 623 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. V Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of the United States, Fclton's Outline Maps, tie. ; BLANK llOOKN Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit LOCHMAN'M Writing: Xliiia ! TUIS FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's, and Is sold at mucb less price. - The money will be refunded to tlume buying it, If it does sot prove entirely satisfactory. S. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomtleld. MILLER St KLDKR, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street, 2.KM1 Philadelphia. A. L. Kacb . J. E. Fhctmihb. KAU11 A FIlYJIUti:, Imfobteiib and Jodbeks or O li i u fi , G 1 tx h h and,' " 1 ; QUEENS WARE, SOI and 308, Cherry St., between Arcb & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ID Constantly on hand, Original Assorted racnagcs. is. v. ij iu W. A. ATWOOI). Isaac W, Ranci ATWOOD, RANCH & CO., , CoiuiiiIkhIoii MrrclmiilM, AMI Whokwato Dealers la all kinds of Pickled and fait No. 110 North Wharves, above Race Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. New Millinery Goods At INowport, ln. IBEOtolnformthepubllo that I have Just re turned from Phllnclolplila, with a full assort ment of the latest styles of , MILLINERY GOODS. . i HATS AND BONNETS, -- RIBBONS, FRENCH FLOWERS, FEATHERS, CI1K1NONS, LACE CATES, ; r NOTIONS, And all articles nsimlly found In a tarst-class Mil llueiv Kslablhlimeiit. All orders promptly at tended to. -Wo will sell all goods as Cheap as can begotclsewhero. DItl'SS MAKINO done to order and In tho la test si vie, as I get the latest Fashions from New York every mouth. (loitering done to older. In nil widths. I will warnint all my work to give sat isfaction. All work done as low as poKslbie. . ANNIE 1CKEH, I . ; j J ' Cherry Street, near the Station, ', ' 6 10 13 Newport; Pa. 7. MORTIITEIt' s:- it Oil UARUA1N Ilis Stock will be found the most complete in tho county, and consists of DUX (J(X)DS ., :, ' " ' , pl.O'l 111 N(f HO( l.ltll-H UvjlIOK J INDIN'OH LJl .All! UUU It A I ttV A 'OAHI.KUH II AHDWAUI UTrrl I I oiv IV V it i.' 'I I.I.OW WARM tc ' r i" I WAl.l, PA I' Kit ' T)Ki;slIKS all styles IA vw UOU I S it MKII.S . Do A'ra .v. nil'4 V urO'l'IONS .V jOTIONf die. 011. CII.OTII fJAI l.rt V S1MKKH ' l' LUKii: tools t(; Ei pAIN'I'S, (HI.H' . i ! -X pAIsiNttdtMPirK AtTltON ite (.TEKIi 1 ApAKItlAdE II AltDWARH w Vjj.viSL,01'Ii!9Ab l'APKR GOODS OF EVERY STYLE pHEAP FOR CASH, JLL AND SEE. CARSON'S This Is not the lowest priced, RT17T TAP but being much tho best Is in OlililJlJAEV the end bv far the cheaoest. OT T Do not fail to give It a trial, A JJ. and you will use no other. THE alarming increase In the number of fright, fill accidents, resulting In terrible deaths and the destruction of valuable proierty. caused by the Indiscriminate use of oils, known under the name of petroleum, prompts us to call your spe cial attention to an article which will, wherever I'Nhii. remove the CAubU of sucli accidents. We allude to Carson's Stellar Oil FOB ILLUMINATING PURPOSES. The nronrletor of this Oil has for several vears felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting to the tiulilic. as a substitute for the damrerons coinKiunds which are sent broadcast over the country. an on mat is hack linn mtiLLI Aivi, and entirely reliable. After a long series of labo rious and costly experiments, he has succeeded in providing, and now otters to the public, such a substitute in "CARSON'S STKLLAU OIL." It should be used by every family, 1ST, Because It Is safe beyond a question. The primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR OIL has been to make it PERFECTLY SAFE, thus Insuring the lives and property of those who uso It, 2D, Because It Is the most BRILLIANT liquid 11- umlnator now known. ,11), Because It Is more economical, In the long run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids now in too common use. TH, Because It Is Intensely BRILLIANT, and therefore economical, giving the greatest possl. ble light at the least expenditure to the consum er. Its present standard of SAFETY AND BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now enjoys. , ; i To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex plosive compounds now known under the name of kerosene, (tc, &c. It Is put up for family use In Five (ial tin cans, each can helnir sealed, and stainMd with the trade-mark of the proprietor: It cannot be tamiiered with between the manufac turer and consumer. None is genuine without the TKADK-MAKK. 8TF1.1.AK OIL Is sold onlv bv we eht. each can containing nve callous of six and a half iniuiiiIs each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas ure, ii is me oniy ami iiueresi oi an aeaiers ana consumers of llluiiiliiatliigoll to use the STELLAR OI I. only, because It ulune Is known to be safe and reliable. 9u All orders should be addressed to JAHDO A CO., ' WHOLESALE A&ENTS, 130 South Front Street, Philadelphia. VALUABLE Farm at Private Sale. THE undersigned offers at private sale, a farm In Rye towualilp.Peri y county. Pa., containing r, t Aon k h . The Innd Is the best In the nlghbnrhond, with run ning water In every tit-lit. Is under good fence, and has thereon erected a uew Frame Dwelling House. There Is also thrifty Young ORCIIARDon the place. Tills land lies along two public roads the Fishing Creek road and the Lamb's Oup road t the last named divides the land In two parts on the one side and 2i'4 on the other: on the acre piece Is a New Frame Dwelling House, and on the other a FRAME 22 x 28, erected for a house with a never falling Spring of water. Thlslandwll be sold as a whole, or lu two Tracts, to suit purchasers. Si. Persons desiring to purchase a farm will do welfto examine this one before Investing else, where, as it lies within four miles of Marysvllle. and the Pennsylvania Railroad one of the best markets in the county. - Further Information enn bn had by ad dressing Dr. JOHN I'M AW, Jenuer X Roads, 12 Somerset comity, Pa. A 1,1, KINDS) OK JOH IMtlNTINO JV Neatly executed at tho Bloomtleld l imes Bteaat Job Ohio, i DR. CROOK'S WINE OP TAR lias been tested by the publli FOR TEN YEARS. Dr. Crook's Wine of Tar Renovates and Invigorates the entire system. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Is the very remedy for the Weak uuii iJubilitutud. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Hupidly restores exhausted Strength ! DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR liestorutt the Appetite and Strengthens the Stomach. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Causes the food to digest, removing Ij sM'isia and Indigestion DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR . i , Gives tone anil onergy to Debilituled Constitutions. DR. CROOK'S, WINE OF TAR. '' All recovering from nny illness .will II ml this tho best Tonic they can take. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR ' ' Is an effective Regulator of the Liver. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR - "" ' Cures Jaundice, or any Liver Complaint. DR. CROOK'S AVINE OF. TAR , Makes Delicate Fcmnlcs, who are never feeling Well, Strong aud Healthy. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR ilus restored mnny Persons ' who huve been uuablu to work for years. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Should bo taken if your Stomach is out of Order. Dr. Crook'N Wine of Tar Will prevent Malarious Fevers, and braces up tho System. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Possesses Vegetable Ingredients which make it tho ' best Tutiio iu the market. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR lias proved itself in thousands of cases capable of curing all diseases of the Throat and Iaiug. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Cures nil Chronio Coughs, aud Coughs and Colds, ; . more effectually than any other remedy. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR ' ITas Cured cases of Consumption pronounced incurable by physicians. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Has cured so many cases of Asthma and Bronchitis ' that it has been pronounced a specLnc for these complaints. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Removes Fain In Breast, Side or Back. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR. Should be taken for diseases of the Urinary Organs. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Cures Gravel and Kiducy Diseases. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Should be taken for all ' Throat aud Lung Ailments. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAR Should be kept in every house, and its life giving Tonics pioperties tried by all. Dr. CROOK'S Compound Syrup of Poke Root, Our os any disease or Eruption en the Skin. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Cures Rheumatism and Fains in Limbs, Bones, tc. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT. Builds up Constitutions broken dowu front Mineral or Mercurial Poisons. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Cures all Mercurial Diseases. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF TOKE ROOT JBhould be taken by all requiring a remedy to make pure blood. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Cures Scald Head, Salt Rbeum and Tetter. DR. CROOK'S COMPOUND SYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Cures long standing Diseases of the Liver. DR. CROOK'B COMPOUND BYRUP OF POKE ROOT, Removes Syphilis or the dlrvases It entails mostettcctnally and speedily than any aud all other remedicscoiubined. Wly HUMOROUS. The Puzzled Dutchman. I'm a broken-hearted Dcutcsher Vot's Tilled mltcrlcf and shamet I dells yon what dcr drouble lsh Idoem't know my namt. You dinks dls very funny, ehl Vcn you dcr story bear, You vill not vender den so mooch, It vas so eclitriinge and queer. Meln moder had two little twins, Dey was me and meln broder, Ve lookt so mooch alike, No von knew vlch vrora toder, Von of dcr boys was " Ynwcnp," Und " Huns" dear odor's nnme, But den It make no different Ve both got called dcr same. Veil I von of us got tcad Yaw, Mynheer, tint leh so: But veddcr Hans or Yuwcup, Mine moder she 'don't know. Und bo I nni In droubles, I gnn't got droo meln bead Vcrfder I'm Iran' vols' living, Or Yuwcup vot Uh tend ! t3S" A good story is told of a Yankee and a ocrtain limb of the law, of whom ho sought advice in some difficulty. Tho Ynnkee lnid down bis ?rj oti tho talilo and jiroposcfl ins question. Tito lawyer taking uumi tuu iiuwiNiu ouu.ulu, icc in up a ro mailt upon the cheapness of the book, saying, "I gavo but two dollars and fifty cents for this lnrgo book !" " And docs it contain the law applicable to my caso?" inquired tho Yankee. " Certainly," said tho unsuspecting lawyer; I'll find it pres ently." " On tho whole," said t'.io'Yankce coollcy pocketing tho bank noto ho hnd'lnid uui; 'un mo wnoio Bir, i guess you needn't take tho trouble; it will bo cheaper for me to buy the book, and hunt it my-1 self." ' ' IS?" At a recent trial tho counsel for th prosecution, after severoly cross-examin-. ing a witness, suddenly put on a look of severity and exclaimed "Now, sir, was not an effort made to induce you to tell a different story?" ' "A different story from what I havo told, do you mean?" ' " That's what I mean." ' Yes, sir; several persons have tried to get mo to tell a different story from what I have told, but thev couldn't." " Now, sir, upon your oath, I wish to know who those persons are." " Well, you've tried about as hard as any "of them." E3f A storekeeper at Quincy, 111., pos sessing a pup that habitually upset the paint cans in the rear of the store, rubbod the dog's nose in the spilled paint as a reminder that he must not do so again,. Last week the animal spilled the paint, and observing that his master was engaged in waning on a customer, uie aocne pup rubbed his own nose in tho mixture aud rau howling out the back way. C37"Ononoof our hottest days a man went into a photograph-saloon to get some pictures taken. " How long' will I have to wait?" he at length inquired. "Only minute, while we prepare the plate," re plied the operator. " Plate 1" ejaculated the would-be sitter, wiping tho perspiration from his face; "if I keop on sweating like this, no plate will hold me; you'll have to take me In a soup-bowl." tW An old preacher once took for his text: "Adam, where artthon?" and di vided bis subject into three parts: 1st. ' All men are somewhere. 2d. Some men are where they ought not to bo. 8d. Unless they take care, they will very soon find themselves where they would much rather not be. There is a 4th class, we think. It is those who get behind in the race, and ar generally said to bo nowhere. VW A Connecticut Democrat sent his son to New York to complete his education. After a short time his son wrote to his father that he was studying "Horace." On learning this, the paternal parent replied, " Come home; I don't want Oreely to mako a Republican out of my son." tW Ilomor is supposed to have been the first to notice the Grecian bond in the fol lowing lines from the tenth book of tli Illiad: " Lo, bere the wretched AgAmemnon stands, The unhappy general of the (IrtcUm bands, Whom Jove decrees with dally cares to 6iii." fST Brolth and Jones were at the mo nngrio nnd tho conversation turned on Darwin's theory. " Look at the monkey," said Smith; "Think of its being an unde veloped human !" " Human 1" said Jones, contcmpotously, "it's no more human than I am." t"sf A candidate for medical honors, having thrown himself into a fever from his incapacity to answer the questions, was asked, " How would you sweat a person fortlie rheumatism?" "I would send hi in here to bo examined. tW "A basket of champagne !" excited ly exclaimed a country dame, "Why, I declare, now 1 I always thought sham pngne was watery stuff, like; I never know ed you could carry It in a basket."
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