March 29, 1951 IHE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. Page Five ———— Eyre a { College and that Mickey Bergstein was asking the questions, and when he | i ’ . IV) n Char ed in got to that $64.00 question—WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Al B 0 A L S BE U R G Pine Grove Mills a 9 THE BOTTLE OF WHISKEY AND A BOTTLE OF CASTOR OIL?—my mind | Movi ' Auto Collision % The J. C. Packar¢ ; went blank. Well, the answer was—one's a TALKIE and the other's a | Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Homan, after her parents, Mr. and My ‘harle it Ant # the A truck wrated b - i ’ ¢ 3 od Hall 3 resigned 8 position Fr F i | N 4 T MOVIE. spending four months at Palm City | Paxon of Philadelphia Miller sisters farm. Hi ( Menever hink . bad : He | Fla, returned to their home Friday | The Youth High Fellowship met ) J. Klinger family fron Whenever I think of golf T am reminded of a certain ardent Nittany | 4etornoon lat the Evangelical and Reformed! ain Counts ¢ “A Little Nonsense Now and Then, Country Club golfer from Bellefonte who was sentenced to be hanged. We Visitors with Mr. and Mrs. W.| Church Monday evening Devo- | the Kessinger farm. to his Is Relished By the Wisest Men.” might incidentally mention that so far as we know his playing golf was | E. Homan during the weekend were | tions were in charge of Bobby Ho- ern home in State Colleg | ’ 1 | "YY + ‘ris not the cause of his punishment. But be that as it may, on the.day set | MF. nd Mrs. Harold Stiffier, Kitty | man. The theme wa Christ 1s | family from the Mike abart for } oo h ”™ a Yau Lou and Ann, of Boalsburg; Mr. and | Risen”. Patty Klinger and Shirley apart for his execution he was placed between a couple of Sheriff Kauff- Mrs. George Horner and children, | Confer assisted. Mrs, Howard Bing- piano for SON vis own | man's deputies and led from his cell into the prison yard, Here he was | of Houserville: Mr. and Mrs. Geo- | ham played the farm in Huntingdor | made to mount the scaffold; then he was placed on the trap. At this |T#e¢ Homan and Mr. and Mrs. Fred | during the devotional period. There tv cjene is m 82 moment Sheriff Kauffman stepped up to him and asked: “Is there any Homan and Marylin, of Centre Halll was a poem by Karen Ludington. |i, the mike last request you want to make?” “Yes,” replied the Nittany golfer, “may 1 RD: Mr ane Niss . M F Joan (Patsy W oh Prenigiey bt | Prancis Pry and Claude, State College, and Mr. | Group, presided at the business | take a few practice swings?" and Mrs. David Homan and chil: | meeting. The ( March 15, 1951 I was up to Cohen's Dress Shop the other day and Mr. Cohen put this | 4ren, of Oak Hall Plower Bale Dear Abe, | to me Sald Cohen to the Office Cat, “if you killed me it would be | My and Mn Glibert Rinne; oy ‘ Re 1 \ It Is awful the things that are being pulled off in Centre County that | goMI.cide and if you killed yourself it would pe SUT-cide, but if T killed iho Avy Claude oe R . very will be Tutied White Tall never reach the ears of the authorities. For instance, just the other day | myself would it be COHEN-cide?” mer Baturdav evening, Bh Spi the early morning silence of Mingoville was pierced by a heart-rending | As I understand the figures quoted by President Truman in his latest | Mi and Mrs. Claude Witmer vis- | The ent shriek! Then all was still, save for a steady sobbing which seemed to tear | ,.accave to Congress, the country today is enjoying the old “roaring {ited Mr, and Mrs. W. L. Grove at |of Joh at our very heart-strings. A still, white form lay on the ground. Towering | ( w.anties” prosperity with 15 or 20 per cent off for crash Lemont Sufiday oy A p ; over it was the awful creature who was responsible for the whole thing While in the mood I'll tell another, but for heaven's sake don't ask me | Me. nr Bogu Hew. Mi Pe Another cry rent the air: “Mr. Hockman! Henrietta's laid her morning "gn g rE amd kg Eugene M to the Glenn farn THE OFFICE CAT Mr. Abe Smuck, Esq. ¢/0 Smuck's Drive-In-Theatre Gum Stump, R. D. 1 from the Glem Bellefonte-on-Spring Creek lege, to Brandywi: } Met 24 Robert Campbell farm ) y {i 1s ' ’ HULANG arm ira | from which Bellefonte school room it emanated. It seems that on this | Lonberger visited Dr. and Mrs. Da ogg." | particular afternoon last week the children were indulging in speeches | Vid Allman and children at Stan The other evening I appeared on a WMAJ Quiz Program up at State | 4.4 recitations. Office Cat Jr got up and began in this fashion 0ed, Cony from Thursday —— ———— “There was an old man from Boston, Mass Bova . Mr and Mi: Boyd Yearick Who stood in water up to his ankles.’ PAL a | gam Itoona, visited Mr. and Mrs. Ri a Harold E. Leightley || H. hae HARPSTER ) Why, Office Cat Jr.” interrupted the teacher “that doesn't rhyme | Rishel ona Tar das ; AUCTIONEER AUCTIONEER Not yet,” replied Junior, “but {t will when the tide comes in.” | 2 oy Mrs Russell Makepeacs | of State College, were dinner guest: Some of these Bellefonte doctors have asserted to me that every Kiss | oe ven ooo CBE, BEE er gu PROMPT ATTENTION '| Prompt Attention Given all Sales v ; y %i8 lof Mr. and Mrs. Willis Houtz, Sw GIVEN ALL SALES | od PHONE 3579 shortens life three minutes, but I know a few Bellefonte girls who have a lday. Mr. and Mrs. Oran Houtz | r GROVE PA. couple days to spare | State College, were visitor ! Pies 14-R-11 Oettine HAY | ' Now Abe, what's all this apple sause about the unemployed selling | Mr. and Mrs. Houtz i noon ; . : Mrs. Ella Gingrich even Eve didn't, have a job until Adam ate one Day with Mr. and Mi ] La he Hori v nnual Stat ! t Oct I got a folder the other day from the Winchester Virginia, Chamber | er and son at nt ] : ! vit “alg ’ Small Electric Appliances of Commerce. It said on it that Winchester has the largest distillery in| MT. and Mrs. Paul Herman and | G0 aww eg bi n Sols The Westminst ] TORQ ) t world. Now you know wh Sheridar rode { y ei ; | Yiiss Joann Lock and Mr. andi __ Se bh Trani | Gras resbyterian VOSS ; ali NON ou 0 iy 2 ian 50 dam 3 3 " . I'r au att Klinger Davi d ‘aa _ ’ . " . wis eating down at Hoag's the other hoon tho, Fhe Mrs. Paul E. Kellerman spent E a HY | orig. var on ". | KELVINATOR. PHILCO, i WAS ¢ IE dow at Ss » oth noon time when ill rsch- v wy 4 v 4 Cs wri " Ish ! Samn ‘ ; wh , Kg il r | i when Bi foe ter with hr. and Mi ! y anit ; Beagd land th oliseum 1 . GIFTS - TOYS - PATENTS and asked me if T knew what the lowest thing in the | Lockhart ! r I b " : -— F tain S i . . . " Roria v int. Bill sald it & ring i " R 20 a " a § 4 is i ii IRATE avi ‘ X . " . - X ‘s ouniain er The undersigned will expose to public sale the | | hen the water is on a meter. | | + wound & Scotchman’s bathtub |p, ne during the weekend were Mrs. | Mount received from the March of | Lu Wiliam FT. 3 ‘| BENDIX, IRONRITE, HT woafter coat for “114 t irections in on % : y i ) nl rat Din 3 RY i n 1" i. . y premises hereafter set forth pursuant to directio High. Seitool tnd. thal “Colleas. NHL" Wat Tueatas the will of Robert A. Kerstetter, late of State College, Pe hE a a . ial . A eK ah K ‘ i : : . Chi ! la tre kA. 3 f J Centre County, Pennsylvania, de eased which sale will ne In an address to the student body Principal Ken Miller -dis- at nly ar Nin Cathrine - “hv 11s on the Carrier Leyt for the entre ounty, enns) ania, Cee i, 11C al | 1ssed the of realizing the other fellow’s resson: Mr. and Mrs. Jar y ME - ) B Lefont ant ta ‘ K ore [Lunda una - — — al les on city street corners? There is nothing new about that You knon . int of view r sald it w be held on the premises, } : He sald It, wa the Penn's Valley story of the old lady who was Abit 10 | Lepoy Kiinger and. children. of |mer and Claude, of Centre Hall RD, | Pd Japan. He } Pleasant Gap, Pa. - d She sent for Sara Jane, her niece, and sald, “Sara Jane. I am going | Stat ‘ollege and Mr iar: \ » od ‘ { My nd Mz {avy ‘or 2 Saturday, April 21, 1951 to di nd lon’t want anyone to be fooling about it. When vou cofne to | Schilling f oalsbury Hau on unes ia Visit — nafs } - 10) H Bart ’ \ — EE ———-—_—,w nt to be laid out in my black silk dress: but take OMT Lhe 2:00 O'CLOCK P. M., EST. ¢ panel and make yourself a dress from it." Sara Jane said: “Oh, Aunt REAL ESTATE Cs rt nS oy dle ; : pe i. ot FER CHICK wy . Uncle Horace without his Such premises consist of a two and a brome: hon wont a inin NEY TOMY and ver had any embarrassing moments? If you've had frame house containing seven rooms and ) management here and win vourself ONE DOLLAR mmo nort te Ne ; ‘h ! tr Crat Embarrassing Moment” con : Why just th y two-car garage and central heating, | Methodist parsonage on Highway Rou n th ant i” receive: THe Tollogrha' sists: + Village of Pleasant Gap, Spring Townshij : . & eu. Tue tolow/ng epuat'e | County, - Pennsylvania, having a sixty-si age and extending westwardly from said way a distance of one hundres ghty feet, kmh - an eariy night shift at the Wingate Rendering Works ur early last night, and there 1 found another man " position with my wi I was Also one good level bui lot to the rear of end me TWO DOLLARS, as my wife above premises being sixty-six feet in ith ne Your hundred fifty feet in depth. TERMS OF SALE: Twenty-five ; so I am told sent a check for THREE DOLLARS admit- at the time the property is declared sol i sibility that the stranger, too, might have been embarrassed 5 ) and Ct jes, mix . Mrs. Robert Glenn, Robert : li ¢ four friend seph, of Baltimore ance on execution and delivery of deed You a eid, PF Pvt. Les , : “ 3 - - 3104 » . am sa lie exceed thirty (30) days from the date o iE OFFICE CAT | Pickett. Va sion of the first of the premises above described be- That's all. folk : with his parents ing subject to rights of present tenants ats all, folks: No man ever becomes a Communist until he has lie E. Klin gis » all hope of becoming a Capitalist fame home wg Me were Mrs. Russell Kline Clarence |. Kerstetter BE IT aerentt RD 208 Corl St., State College, Pa. Haupt, of Bellefonte Alma Irene Kerstetter U N | Oo N Y i L L E town, N rma. 1. 124 N. Gill St, State College, Pa. Methodist Church Services: Sun- percent werefor not to sale. Posses- | and the bal- | f lotte spent the Easter weekend with | : Sons wus neelng. at ' i " a 1 B . ” I'm bursting ferth with Vim, : day School at the regular hour. The her daughter and family, Mr oer fait Los vi h a “Ih Y te {rom rs. 1 ell Sam . y Vigor and Vital¥y' ‘cause I'm E. M. (Jack) SMITH, Auctioneer regular worship service in at 7pm [Mrs C RR 8 Stevenson. of ANGORA ,, and Richard Swar were | Jone Dat RI t} ——— am 4 I \ hatched at Kerlin's. Phone 52 he Youth Peliowship at 8 pm {returning home Sundas " . inne: [ues ts : | al vi iv i (3 ! Fas y Centre Hall. Pa YES ‘ n Hae Iababa . : AL 1 yrming home Sunday afternoor in . . A rA%.2 ry ts ' M. W. GETTIG, Attorney for Estate Ihe regular monthly business; Miss Alice Relish, student pres AZOSKY @ . a ) . . neeting of the directors of the Un- {in the Philipsburg Hospital, spent | Easter : w Hy arr . bg roilie Cemetery Association, Oak | Easter with her parents, Mr. and t ellig y Spo . : Ny Ay 1 WM B RANKIN AGENCY dg {ll be held Monday, Apr. 2.! Mrs. J. Russel] Reish of this place Williamsburg pent aster ! \eriainme Nari * . t hool house at 7.30 pm. A Mrs. Hannah Way a r ! ar nd Miriam Sowa Ji. ane Yr. MW A er} % dw MARY M. RANKIN, Agent SfNKANCe | desired returned home last week ATM nn | i vi ® Mir Gt sce Stere anc Miss Char. few week: visi ith fri wi i g ur and Mrs. “ha He \ 3 le | . . A : nent ; " . : COMPLETE INSURANCE SERVICE Port Matilda : 4 Sprit 01 . A sinte the nothers, Mi Crider’s Exchange Bailing Bellefonte, Pa. Mr. and Mrs. J Russell Holt and N ra lt or a IT Rt visit : : J ) 1 l )e his mother, Mrs. Orrie Holt. spent Tr 8 ii : : EL : a — ¢ C Y WAGNER Easter with relatives of tie forme: » . is Ty - . at th Miss Ruth Behers, of State Col home of the late George S. Fisher, Nittany, Pa., firs 2 COMPANY ES AG YER oA niu eweek house west of the Nittany Inn on Route 64, on nd her friend, Miss Florence " 8s » Fath her, J. Herbert Saturday, April 7th I ge Helping the Nation The undersigned will offer public sale oT N home of Mr. and Mrs Rebiben Al Beginning at 12:30 p. m., the following QUALITY FLOUR Sante. of Ouitin, 'n dont their 50th wedding anniverfarn personal property: ) eRe on MR y . . A Nard Wheat Pat, Pour Se wieh to extend’ our coneratuin -, et thinos done HOUSEHOLD GOODS more years together ‘A = "ee The schools of the borough were) be 4 closed Good Friday and pupils of | Red Star 5-burner oil range; hot plate; Hotpoint WAGNER'S the Bellefonte High School had! ; » J— electric range; Wherle kitchen range; large heatrola, a | Monday off too, which made them . { » or V ot | I N like new: Dexter electric washer: 12-foot extension a nice Yacation from their work. | Ol [ et) 'e ho table with 6 matching chairs: Victrola with records: | {| OUR BEST FLOUR Jj Grammar school of the sorougt: we . two 9 x 12 rugs: lots of carpet; radio; 4 beds: 2 bur 4-58 Blend teacher. J. Russell Relish, being il caus; dining room suite with 6 chairs; kitchen cabi- Mrs. Edward Hall was on the sick | nets: large buffet with plate glass mirror: couch; "ee ter, Mrs RC. Williams, of Por rocking chairs; stands; picture frames; Hoover elec. Matilda. Was here for a few days tric cleaner; 2 hand sweepers; electric kitchen clock; WAGNER'S assisting with the work. Her neigh: other clocks; dishes; cooking utensils; new glass jars; bors and friends here are all glad | window screens and doors; garden tools; lawn mower; I VERY BEST FLOURKL so_ know she 1s improving . i ’ $1 . = ‘ Mr. and Mrs. Walter Zahniser | orn sheller; porch swing: Singer sewing machine; i si ray dated i achine f £ leat} £ bedd " 110 shot Winter Wheat attended the “Capping” of their | Singer Sewing machine 101 ather, bedding; . 101- daughter, Susanne, who is a stu- | gun; 19356 Pontiac coupe dent nurse in the Presbyterian Hos- | Lata pital at Pittsburgh. The exercises | ANTIQUES: [were held Monday evening . eed Mrs. Mitte Reish attended the) Wagner's 16% Dairy F {business in the post office while | Jutter crock ; coffee grinder; irons; drop-leaf Wagner's Pig Meal 'Mr. and Mrs. Zabmiser were in | cherry table; 6 plank bottom kitchen chairs; oil lamps; Wagner's Egg Mash | Pittsburgh the fore part of the cord" bed; high chair; commode chair; wash stands; w 's Chick 8 week birthd dishes ; dough tray ; stereoptican slide with pictures, agners ck Starter Mrs. Glenn Peters, of New Or. mrthday ; and Grower {leans, La, has been visiting with What began as a line between two rooms in a Boston TOOLS: Wagner's Scratch Feed oH 0 ion attic in 1876 has developed, in one lifetime, into a Long Wagner's Chick Feed She returned the early part of this Distance network that covers the Nation — and extends Complete line of carpenter tools; S-inch portable week. sto ! ‘ ' , Mopping off at Washington om electric saw: ',-inch electric drill; three 15 h. p. mo- Rydes Cream Calf Meal DC. for a short visit with her to most of the world’s telephones tors; 3 sets of block and tackle; 3 heavy screw jacks; Eshelman’s Dog Feed brother and family, Mr. and Mrs This great system has grown in answer to the needs 30-foot extension ladder: 2 drag cords; wheelbarrow; Thomas Pisher of a people. And it's a, good thing it has In these : : Is employed : : grindstone; wood saw and frame; paper hanging tools, Laaad a Losin Yh Nome tr tor threatening times, the Long Distance lines that bind and many other articles too numerous to mention i the past week with near pneumonia this country together are more vital than éver. ’ ’ He was somewhat better and was : TERMS: CASH Dealers in All Kinds about, but took worse again and was For today they are helping to speed production and i of Grains returned to his bed. His many friends guard the Nation's security jobs that call for nothing L let . : Mrs. Margaret Dorman A RO an fe. Yo less than the best telephone service in the world, Mrs. Ruth Beardslee, adm. "es ire bh, a ROY OYLER, Auctioneer PELLEPONTE, PA, || tr and wre. Ciark wiiams, and THE BELL TELEPHONE COMPANY OF PENNSYLVANIA and arrived Saturday. a visited with friends iY tinity of Pittsburgh over Easter : fs help spnnd your Long Distance oll phones sive the spmratnn he aut of tan dophane mombe w —— This year is the telephones seventy-hith and busiest
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