For Crcvp, For jmr.'jfo. For fihcvxittits.v. Doctor Homes Ccc:(rfe Oil tsS Spent Tiny Dollar In doctorinK fo rheumatHni hefftrs I tried ThfiMas fltfatrU OH, INed n fveent bottle of thi medicine, and col out in one vefc. For hurs nnd xpraint it I excellent,' J.i.. Durham, Kast Pembroke, N. Y. CI You Cnn Depend On It. 11 Tor wvctn Tooihsche and JCeuralgta c-f the head I u-ed Thma L'frttrt'f Ott This in reitaii.'y tlie bct tliin-1 evr knew lor the re lief of rain nf any kind. The house ti never 1th nut It. Mr-. A. M. flunk. 1:7 Tupper Street, litiffalo, N. V. Sitrnk ICtsIit Itp. "Hare tried 7wai httttltic OH for croup and cdJi, and find it tlie bet temedv ( tive ever used in my family." Win. Kay, 510 Plymouth Ave, Duffel?, K. V. GO WnrUcd Wonder "My daughter wai very bad oft on seco'tnt of a cold and paiii it her ftin r, TAomat1 JZc tttrfc Vit cured tit fi tw.-nti'ou' Jtourt, On nf the boys .ai cured of aor? t 'Mat. Thu medi cine has worked wonder In our family Al vah riackr.s), LA; .VahcpMc, N V. TUTT'S PILLS 25 YEARS IN USEo Tha Oreateit Me toal Triumph cf tho Agel SYMPTOMS OF A TOKPBD LIVER. Xos. ofnppciitc, Dowrlo roitlvc, l'nln In the bead, with n dull sensation la tho back part, I'aln under tbo ehoulder. blade, Fullness after ratine, with ndle laclinntlonto exertion of body or mind, Irritability of temper, Low spirits, with, afeeliasof bnvlne neslectcd sonio duty, WeaTlncas, Jllrzlnces,. Fluttering at tbo Heart, Dots before tlio eyes, Ileadacbs OTcr tho rlcbt eye, Iicntlessness, with fltful dreams, Illzbly colored Urine, nod CONSTIPATION. IVTT'li l'ILr.3 aio especially adapted to such eases, ono Unao ctrocta audi a cnangiii'iicciinsaiionsiDnuiitnosmrercr. They Increase tlio line tile, unci cause tbo pony ii lauo 011 . iohil, 1.111-4 tiie eyictn 19 nourished. ni,l iHrtlijlr'ToiiIo Arllon on 'loali, t.ui4 tlie aytctn 19 too llnelllvcOnmli9.irreulactnol ore no ( MitrriiytlWjV. m n GllAY Hair nr WmitCtftis ehnnr?pii tn n. Otosr Buck hv a single npollcntlon of thH Dir. it imperii a unturul color, acts vnslnntan'-mi-'y. hnld hv Druggists, or it Vivcxnrorton H'cnl(itof 31. Ofo, (VJurroy Et , Mow York. , A QUICK, PERMAN NT, CERTAIN CURE FOR lost nrFalliiiB Manhood, Norvousnees Wonliimss, Lack of Strength. Visor or Development, Cauwl by 1 nilc-etloin. oirepce., eto Benefit. In a layt !urHiiMiHMr within mnucth, No Deception f orQmielfrrr. l'jltlre Pnoh, full dctcriptlou an 1 rtjfl01 "'1, I1 Pl'lln f-f tiled ctirelotHi.frpM, EIUE JUSU10A:00.,l'.aUioKi;rna. lluHiilo.S V RAINBOW RUPTURE "SWl btmpln, tnf, ri.l,il)l nnd n pen'ort reialucr. It In not a Trues, Norn Vnr nnd Mcht un'l It, EI!!;?"f","r""u"n- . N,d ,or ir"'lnr Kill. tUl. Inonliil finm KiniffDl nnOiren. urM b thUan. L.'ii'iLlf'"""",ntBlvr" !'" Hnd of snrplcal I? lEl. I,"".1 "inV' ,"n"'' our P!l!. Ha rv.r,,,?,!".',t"uJ,"',I,ro tuklnBtrat!in itolrtnLere! CooiiuUaUonfreiiaailliivlRd, ' PAY WHEF CIJREB I'ouhilfiicn In I'ornnty r lnnlf(N. UotreiitAl!. Di-t ?a.--n,eltlicrMix, l-owevirt aujuhl.tind irci-ivrtpii; p'tcr rurni eOcted. J'-1orlH'rii.tiinyln(t PHpditnn.n forlubtruUions, 1 1. U..-II,l.wIU, Uuflolo, PIATOS-ORGAttfS Inr ilcmnnd for tho Itnprortd !aso k, Hamtim rios now to nrav that n feennd udUItlon t tho racturr hn l-rromc iraperatlro Itotiotrfqulieone qnnrttr n much tantnff fl. 1 l.uf on the prcvallloff wrp-l-nin tytttm. Conit1t L'ittilupii", fni. JOO S yl nf OrtnAvs. $22 tuMO. I'or Cab, Easy riiymcuts or Ttcntod. Mason &Haml!n Oran and Piano Co.. m:w York : rnsTON : niKMno. . S'5j Anyone fioiidins of tf.n nf their frit-n.) wilt C Vii or jewplrr, liut Knodn thnt retell for '1 fiu UtW? Sif 5fi "i? Jill19 ! - Hnthf oci ion vnn. Ki AQAliA SUPPLY CO, Drawer lujp Buffalo, N.TT circular. A. IU.I.N. Central! a, Vo- New Book !THttV Or MV 1.1FIV Ami i i Art ui Honev Gnitinir uliK 1Ooldn Kulea for Money MaktuK. onli i-o 1 to ant' you i.j pt.m tifinif i Uti-i oo ptrei.: t J MBJillmtrlKni. t'rl-K. 2.Ji5. O rilc at once In at FAMILY SCALES BtUrely iww in iriin (pU. Wtiyh mince to t$ pound t. Wfctt cverv tHtniu nnH Haiii.t fal"s turunt Hen.k. JOKifii-I. A: MtMAKrN, ClINNM I, O. Tho Be;t Newspaper in America, anrl by fdi Iho Most Readable. Agents wonted everywhere to earn money m distributing the Sun's Pre miums, The mont interesting and advanta geous offers over made by any News paper No Subscribi-r igiiointl or neglected. Something for all. lleautlf'il indSulriiint!M Prpmiuma In Standard (lolit iillicr atcheK.Valuablo lloolix, t!m llt 1'imilv linwitiR MeMno kuown to tlio trntb', ntul an nnvqualiM list of objecti of r il lttllily ami Inutructlou, T!airs lv t.ls.l. Postpaid: DAILY, psr Year (without Suudi) S6 00 DAILY, per Month twitLnutRundaj) 50 SUNDAY, per Year ... I 00 FOR EVERY DAY IN THc YEAR 7 00 WEEKLY, per Year ... I 00 .ujr', t:i:; sbx, :.'oh Torv ru. AGENTS WANTED Wbodk "Spy or the Rebellion." n-lln . ' 1 1 wavitf! orolletl I "l. C,l fi l.,nd Tli"SPY"revMl in:a-i ' "ft i .t l.fiin, .uWlUi-d. A ft Kllle w nip "f t .'itii'ptrfcy to abaaHiitiatQ tn u:u 1' -icm ,i!-ri"LrH ot onr J'rucitAt. Hpi i tn mi- Hot' 1 1 .pt"il, ilirlr brMtc bnrry luliy i iu 'In IU--C Mud lioli'lici, Tlio "fli " ih tn. n th iilinir war book nv - pi)' ih"t I ndnr,Hl by buiidmls ,f I' I ' i .' I-. ll,, 'uloli A Urjja baud, t a' t'C-': tii i.biMrratloua. tr'A J:K1T J WANTED! il'NK ! I'l'UirweWinffaUotberi. Or-r vwiu'l ipHai Iocs for aeeuclra lu- U v - V - li.,vrt itiauy RDth who i i - t r fain rrt n'pw4t i r" u i rlcl only by our Air tp ' ii I 1 fttiind in booUfctoua, f an -i -ten,! rnwr..mrt-bautcii,tudrrrry I t ' "i ly ' ' f Me to all rri-r 'Tiim 'vrryCrand Army t h't fidiTTCutyinthaU b. T r 'i I ' Tin, vryr'tr uHtm MISCELLANEOUS. 01 all the boy. Beneath the sun .Printers' devlU Takes ttic bun. An enterprising reporter, writing of a wreck at sua, staled that "no lus than fourteen of tlie unforttiiiatu cicw bit tbo ilust." Thu chiMrpii's lioalth must not lie neglected. Colds In tho head nnd sntif llcs brine on catarrh nnd throat nnd lung ntTcctloiu. Ely's Crc.nn lliilin cures at oni'e. Is Is jierfectlv safe nnd easily nppllml with the Ilngef-. H nlso cures citlarrh nnd bay fever, the worst cases yielding to It In a short tlino. Price 30 cents. When two weeks old our cblld rannht cold. l''cr eighteen months coulil not i breathe through hor nostrils, ti'rniun uiiinciaini. iiy usiuc i.ij s t..reaiu iiaim she was cured. J. 1. Sinlth, Oncgo, N. Y.. The first cracks made in the smooth surface of friendship are an dangcrout at those which coma to tho sheeny satin Rarment of a young married lovr. Free dom nf speech and exactlngncss of at tention, nrglecl of due forms, liberties beyond the lieome of just Intimacy, all these arc cracks to be stopped in the be ginning, else the tlmo will come u hen no masonry of tact or of afTcction can not re pair them. The stubborn cases of dyspepsia and sick headache yield to the rcejulatlng an 1 toning Influences of Hood's Sarsa parllla. Try It. Men are moro civilized by their pleasure than by their occupation. Hmlncss dispensed not only with cere mony, bill often with common civility; an 1 we should become rude, repulsive, and ungracloui did wo not recover In our recreations tlio uibanlty which in the bustle of our labors we entirely dis regard. Mv friend, do you suffer with malaria? Almost any Impure condition of tho at mosphere will induce it. Try Vinegar Hitters as a pure, and you will bless thu day you began Its use. In less than a month the Vinegar Hitters will chase tlie last remnant of malarial poison out of you blood, and you will feel like a new person. A nun .ho can give up dreaming and go to his daily realities; who can smoothen down his heart, lis love or woe, and lake to the hard work of his li.mil; who defies fate; and if he must die, dies lighting to tho last that man is life's hero. "Quinsy troubled mo for twenty years. Sinco I started using Dr. Thomas' Kclectrlc Oil, have not had an attack. The Oil cures sore throat at once." Mrs. l.etta Conrad, Standish, Mich. To succeed In any of life's endeav ors, he our Intents "hat they may, we require persevcrauce, decision and ten aclty of will to reaeli tlie full measure of biiceess. Coo I manners and good morals are sworn friends and linn allies. To Young l.atliss. If your life is made a burden owing to blackheads, pimples and other erupt Ions on the face marring your beauty and rnuslnc so much chagrin. It Is no longer ncro.s,ary to endure it. Dr. Fl.igg's l amlly Ulntiuent will certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your skin soft, smooth anil beautiful. .Sold by all druggists and mailed on receipt of price, .20e. " Williams Mfg. Co., l'rop's.. Cleveland, O. Sold al Thomas' drug store. Chance is a woid void of sense: nothing can exist without a cause. New York dudes now have their complexion touched up by a cosmetic artlit. their eyebrows penciled, their eyes brightened, and their mustaches dyed. A good name is our best trade mark. It can be equalled but not conn leilitcd. lie that waits fur an opportunity of taking his revenge, watches to do him self a mischief. Piles ! Piles ! ! Piles ! ! ! Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching piles. One box has cured the worst cao of 20 years standing. No one need suffer five minutes after using William's Indian Pile Ointment. It ab sorbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri vate parts, notning else, sold nr (irtig- gisis and mailed on receipt of price, 61. n tliutu s 3irg. t.o I'ron s., Llevelanu, 0. Sold at Thomas' dru store. To ci:cl others h a proof of talent: but to know when to conceal that su periority is a greater proof of pru- lence. To find friends when no have no need of them, and to want lliein lien we have, aie both alike cay an 1 com mon. Ho Boon that Ecionco has Conferred Has been fraught with greater blessings than thai which has accrued to tho in habitants of malarial riifttcn portions of tho United Stales and the Tropica from the use of llostettcr's Stomach Hitters. The experience of many years has bu too clearly demonstrated thclnelllelcncy nf quinine and oilier drugs tn effectual ly combat the progress of Intermittent, congestive and bilious remittent fevers, while on the oilier hand, it has been no less clearly thown that the use of the bitters, a medicine congenial to the frailest constitution, and derived from purely botanic sources, atfordsa reliable safeguard against malarial diseases, and arrest It when developed. For disord ers of tho fclomaeh, liver and bowels, for general debility and renal Inactivity, it is also a most elllcleni remedy. Appe tite and sleep are Improved by It, it ex pels rheumatic humors from the tdood, hiid enriches a circulation Impoverished by iiial-asslmllation. You can prove your pedigree by j our parents, but your good qualities will be reeoguiied without any such evidence. I VII willets agree that poetry as a line art belongs at the top of Ihc heap, but It is generally found at the bottom when the waste basket is emptied. , "Dozens of letteis a day pour in upon Dr. David Keiinedv, of Hondoul, N. V., from people who have been benefitted i by using his popular preparation called I Kennedy's 'Favorite Keniedy." Anil i they often Illustrate what thi remaik I iible-inedleiiiuneeomplisbes in some new unit hitherto untiled Held of operation. 1 Not Infrequently patients come long I distances lo grasp the doctor by the hand I and express their gratitude for deliver , mice from pain. Troy, (N. Y.,) Jhiiii j Tli 11:1. Many IM'ople believe that where a ! great ileal is said something must be true; they split the difference, On the diffusion of education among the people rests the preservation and perpetuation of our free institution-'. LONG SUFFERING From Stone in tho Kidneys It li by ho means ttrangn that Dr. David Kennedy, of Rnmlnut, K. Y., slmnld lure received the fellonliig letter. Dr reading It von will sea in one minute why James Andrew win lliunkful : Jr. J. Kennedy, JionJoul, .V. 1. ritn Sir Until wltbiu a recent dute, I had lnr Si'Vernl years sullered greotly from gratcl, railed by tho declurs, Ilia Brick dust Suiilliif nt. Fur about a year past this sediment lias lint passed oil In the usual quantity, but has accumulated, cuustng mo untold pain. Ilvlni heard of Dr. DAVID ki:.vni:dy'3 kavoiiitk kk-mkuy r tried it, utitl alter'nslng about one uud one half Imtllcs 1 voided u stone from the blad der, 7-1 0 of an Inch lun, and nnigli on lis surlaco. I send you Urn largest piece thai you mnv fee nf whut it is cnnp"9od. Since then I fell no pain, t tuiw consider mv pel f cured, mid canned express in thank liilm-ss mill grolltude for " sliinnf it dolly i ranee frniii a ttrrlulu disease. You haye my cinitrnt to use this letler, should ynu w jeti to do so, fur the benefit ot other uf. Irre. Yuurslruly, JiMK3 Axdssws, So. ID Maishal St., Iilu Hill, Troy, N". Y. Dr. Konnedy'a "Favorite lteuiedy" Is cfpcriolly offered ns a trustworthy fpeci c for tho cute nf Liver and Kidney com plaint, Oonstipatlcu and all disorders arising from on Impure ilste of blond, To women who suffer from any of tlie ills peculiar to their sex "Favorite Item uly" it enndatitly pruviog itself an unfjil ing friend, Tbero is no more agonizing cliifs of dl tense, n ml nono mure certain "mil In get well i.f Itself," than the disorders of the kidneys nnd bladder. Tho only iediciin' tluil d" allurd speedy rebel nnd p"rmn nent cure nf such alh-ellons is Dr. Divld Kennedy's "Favjntu Iteraedv," of ltoud oul, X. Y. $1 WEEKS 1 Q L. Tho rOMOK OAZKTTU will be mailed securely wra ped, to any nddrss in Ho fj'uited States furthrco months on receipt ul ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed tn postmasters agents and clubs Sample copies mailed Iruo. Address all orders In IllCIlArtD K. FOX, FitA.VKi.tx Square, K. Y. May ?.o, IS8i ly A Great Cause of Human Misery On Tho Loss of A K'lnre en the nature, treatment an radical cure of Seminal Wcuhness, nr Ppwr iiialnrrhu's, Induced by Stdf Abti?o, In vnluntury Kmipshms, Impoleiicy, Nervmi Debilily, mid Impediments to Marriac' getierallyi Consumption, Kpilepfy ond Fil Menial and Physical Incapacity, Jtc 11 UOnUIlTJ. CULVKIIWKNL, M. D. Tlie world renowned author, in this ad miraole lecture, clearly proves from In own PxprriFhro ihnttlieuwlul conseipience ol Self Abvm may be ellectimlly remove, withnut dangerous aurgiial oueralloor bougies, iiislrumciils. rings or cordial pi'inling out u mode nl cure at onen cerlaii and rll'eetual, by which every tullWer, in mutter what hia cnndllion may be, niu cure hiinself chcajily, privately and radi eully. ifr"This lecture will prove n bonn I, ih"UHinlH and llnMisaiids. Senl under seal, in n pl.iln envelope, P toy aihlres, on rreript of four cents, or tw postage stamps. Address Tho ITI.VKUYtKM, Jil-IIICAL CO.. 41 Ann St., New York, N. Y. t'.islOllice dox, HO. mav2." ) Tor Nowet Designs and Most Fashionabh Styles of DRESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, . SILVERWARE, &c &c. CO TO E. II. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lohighton. Goods cuiirauteeil and prices as low as else wlieio lnr Hie same quality of giwdi. July IS, 1885 I v I UAUIIDnOtelllnitour Stamiako Ho nutasnasiu llim.n. steady worn month Iooks tor Spring ami Munuier. Address J. . JIc. Cl'ttin . Co., Philadelphia. Tlio nio.t populnr Weekly newspaper derated loiclcnp" in.clianlcr, enRinei-rlns nlsrnTerlefl.in ecntinn, nr.d relents eicr pubti.lied. Tver num. Lvr lllmlratfd with rplcndid encravlnctf. 'J'bls I'lhlieat Ion f urnixhra a most alualilc ency clopediA it lnforinntioiiuliichn.iiH.ri'nn ilinuld be without, ills impulsrity of tin, ciCNTtlto AMCniCAN Is -.ucli tbbt 114 clrrulatlonuonrly equals that of all uthrr pspsra ot Us cla.s conibmrd. Price, f 3.3) a. Jftar. I).:mtnt tot'liili.,. Hold bv all nsusdealer. !UNN i CO.. 1'ublWicrs. ro.SClBroidnay, N. Y. praLtice beiore tho Tatcnt OfTico and h prepared AfiHitcniufnl. nrd iU other. pspfrs for ttzft "ciirintf to immtors taeir risnu in mo Pjtlpnlli.il Rlntstu 'rsnf1.i Vnplnnrl. lrxncM. (erinsnr nnA nthor nrviirn tmintrleil. rra. hta Jtifuriimtimt ti o'.lainlnp imlrntt chrer full jrupn wit lion t cnarifft. lland-hool; of tJJ hiffirtn.itlriti tutiil frtx. l'Atntn obtained 0: uit red BLfhort nut ice nnd on reanonnuie icrmn. thrntiKb Alunn Co, art noticed in tli Soieotltle A in tr ican ir-c 'lbs adiimocc of Mich notice li icll undrntood b all ror"a iho uiab to ditvi ,.n(iliinntnt. AddfCNi ML'NN .t CO.. Offlps BClTMTiriO Axcaici. SSI Uroadvrcr. ew Vork ' TRIAL f KlCHilSE. 1 W!AV.tnl HTTTofir,-.P XIt.03j. rfllnctbOfiUtlodcb? fiicii.r.n. rcscli from youthful Indljcrotioa. too iree laaai 73000, o j overtrain wotk. Avail tltts xcocdlcs fbr then AfiADicALCune FonB i Circular endTrlsl PucS rge,.vni Icirn Important tuto before tiUnRtrce jmrni erewnera. iu3 n IMUIK ItcuC0YthatnA3 ICUKED thouiandi, docs 3 not It.tcrfcre with aitcn H lien ta builncn. ar cau'3 Crganic mmm gpclaor ioccnvcnlence la jai"T wr r ouniua 014 grclcnt'fic mctllcalprlncl R pica. E7 direct erusatica 9 to tho tft of deiat ita InYcuncfA Middles Tcffimrcn Revfm rprcin3 innneoce u reii uiihrt.l flf,i!. Th rinL. Tears ar ussihmajd Sural fonClonf of tha ho. lilPUSANDCASEQ. FJirATZIJZXT. B man crguilim la restored. I 1 no uimBiinv sicnicau iotlS?j which Jiare bcea rn Month, - filCO! Two Montht, fi.ot)j l3j th patient be cornea cheer Sruland raptdlriralnaboUl HARRIS REMEDY CO., U'rOCKtUSTO OOOK N. Tentn Ut. BT. LOUla. KO. k J Ml Aaltr rroa nf oar Ainif Vnc.. LEWIS H. REHRIG, Slate Hoofer. j m.rUKING promptly attended In at j tlmrt notice and on reasonable terms. ' WORK GUARANTEED. j Aildrc--,' l'KIXCE'S T. O., Cotbou County, ll'euu'a. a,'rv-ly. 11 cOStMUNlCATEU. Is Life YhatJe Make It? BY BF.UK. ' Each onn will at some period lnti(s life ask ltlnisclf the question: "Is Ufa w hat wo make It?" And at tho vciy beslntilnn wo llnd a complication of ob stacles which prevcut its from Itntnndl ately nnd tlcllnllcly answering this ques tion. "Is life what we inako It?" No, ami yes. In the first place our lives are all more or less made-up of jays, sorrows ntul disappointments; do wc bring on these sorrows of our own accord'.1 are wo responsible for our disappointments'.' Would wc not, weft) It In our power, possess all the joys health tint! wealth necessary for a happy existence? Hut you say that Is not the "natttial order of things." I answer ngaln, no, nnd yes; "If life Is what wo make. It," would wo not all make it a success? You say wo do; I say wo try to, but never suc ceed. You take the 00,000,000 citizens of this country, and I venture to say that you will not find one In ten who Is not,- or does not wish for something or tho other. Then I ask, Is Ufa the success wo wish It? Wo might say that with tho downfall of man, dating way back In tho beginning of our history, sorrow camo Into tho world; true, and It has existed over since; we arc all born lb tin, consequently wo am all un happy. Are we responsible for being born In this condition? Must wo bo blamed, as It were, for the sins commit ted In tho first days of man? Uut to go back, If we are born In sin, wo are, as a result, horn In sorrow, and from this point of view "life Is sot what wo make It." One, or everyone of u, can In a measure control the actions of ourlives; that Is, to the extent of living a happy christian life, In this one respect only Is "life really what wo make It," further than this I do not agree with former writers that "to the happy, the world Is happy; to the gloomy, the world Is gloomy." Wo are all satisfied, and know full well, that sickness and disease alllict us, not because v wish It, but because It is the "natural older of things." One can not tee a loving mother or a kind father, or a sister or brother go down to death without being overcome with the most Intense feelings of sorrow': do wc bring this sorrow on of our own free will? Would wo see a loving parent go down by "the valley of tho shadow of death and walk beslda the still waters," if we could help it; would wo sec a brother or sister close their eyes In that "last long sleep which knows no waking," could wo prevent il? You concur with me, and answer "no." As I said before, "life is what we make It" only In respects to our leading an honest, sober and christian life; to the extent that this will make us happy, only will "life be what we make it," further than this wo arc In the hands of the "natural order of things," and if sickness, sorrow and disappoint ments are to be our lot, so shall It be. 1 would not have you understand that I believe in fate, for I do not, but I be; llevo that wc are all guided by tlie Father of Fathers, who elves unto each' one of us our portion, whether It-bo of joys or of sorrows, and I ask you, then, 'Is life what wo inako it?" or "Is life' what Hi:, who rules the sun moon nnd stars, makes for us?" Healthfulness can bs Preserved In malarial districts by the powcifnl tonic and' alterative effects of adallv dose of Simmons I.ivcr Regulator, the true malarial antidote. A duck of a girl the female bather. Griefs of boyhood. Heaven have mercy on tho boy who learns to grieve early. Condemn It as a sentiment, if yon will, talk ns you will of the fearless ness and sliength of the boy's heart, yet there belong to it many tenderly sitting chords of affection which give forth low and gentle music that consoles and rip ens tlio car for all the harmonics of life. These chords a little, rude or unnatural tension will break, and break foi ever. Watch your boy, then, jfso bu he will bear the strain; try his nature, If It be rude or delicate; and, if delicate, In heaven's name, do not, as you value your peace and his, breed a harsh spirit in him that will take pride In subjugat ing and forgetting the finer affections. The best is the cheapest. Hop Plasters contain active medicinal agcnls for ihe euro of pain. If life be a battle, how mad jnust he be w ho fails lo arm himself for the con test! If life be a storm, how infatuated Is ho who sleeps while his bjrk Is driven amid unknown waters! If life be a pilgrimage, how unwise Is lie who strays from the rlcht road, nor seeks lo return until twilight shadows gather round his p.ihwny! Men's Hies should be like day, more beautiful in tho evening, or like summer, aglow with promise, and like autumn, rich with golden tdicnvcp, where good deeds have ripened in the Held. Pom Ishncss Is generally the vice of narrow minds, ond, except w lien It Is the effect of anguls.lt -and. disease, by which tho rcsolnllon'.ls broken and. tlio mind made too feeble' to bear the light est addition to lis miseries, imicceds from an unreasonable rcgftriV-'oTthc Im portance of t lilies. The "proper remedy against It Is to consl.der thft "dignity of human nature and the folly of suffering perturbation and uneasiness from causes unworthy of our notice. No titan was-cver a bad its his ene mies and rivals thought htm. Ill tho opinion :of the wiuld mar rlugc cuds all. Tho truth Is precisely the reverse: It begins all. Most men call, fretting a'uilnnr fault, a foible, and not a vice. There Is no vice, save ilnmkenlie, which can' .1.,1. j uii.) poiucuiti nappmcss ot i a home. . A ceitain amount of opposition Is a great lietiHo a man. Kilcs ric against tlio wind. F.ienn head wind is better than none. No niaiu ever worked Ms. way In u dead rnluv I.eU-lto "ittnfV; therefore,, wax ,pstlo bofnuso of oppo sitton. Ilachelorof arts an accomplished lady-killer. Ho a young woman ever so modest, it Is perfectly proper for her to woo tho drowsy god, Clergymen are like ralrwaj brake inen In one particular. They do a pr at i! ;il of o'lj lir:'. AL. CAMPBELL, Tlio Jeweler, WEISBPOItT, - FA., For PURE DRUGS nnd MEDICINES, FANCY and TOILET ARTICLES, Choice Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purpose, Choice Urands of Cigars and Toboccos, Stationery, Wail Paper and Borders, &c, &c nt LOWEST I'lUUKS. fnt-SUItll'TIONS carefully compounded. D.ivnr Nlbt I'atrotuxo solicited and sallsl.tetlou ituaranleed In l'rlco nnd llualliy oflloods Sold. W. F. BIERY, Corner White and April in 1885-lv. F885 riciure. BBSS tD I C TT Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs. All work guaranteed or no pay. All we ask is a trial. Give us a rail and be convinced. No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Saniee, Manager, - J. S. KHEIDLEE, AGT. Orders left at the Advocate Ornci: will receive prompt attention. Fcli..,.lyr New Fall mi LEWIS respectfully informs his many has removed his BOOT LEWIS WEISS, Arpp 4, J8S5-!y WHO 13 UNACQUAINTED WITH THE! SEC GY CXAtYMMINC ML t $m 11 mm!: 1 fl 'I -!!-" A'-AiWsyiSSt&rir "'JyF " s-j- ) ' 5 -GHDCAGO, ETOCK ISLAND & PACIFIG RAILWAY By roason of its contra! position find close rotation to nil principal lines East ond Wo3t, nt lnit.al and tarmin d polncs, constitutoi tlio rnoi3t important mid-contl-nsntilUnlE in that BV3tora of throufli iranjportation which invitoa nnd iacill tatoa travel and trallla bdtwoon citioj of tho Atlur.tio und Pactlio Concts. It is also tbo favorite r.nd bet routo to i.nd from points Kost, Northeast and Southoaat, and cQrecspondlnj points W cot. Northwest and Southwest. Tlio Hoolj Island ayaum Includes in Jm mnln lino nnd brnnclies, Chieacro, .Toliot. Ottawa, LtiSallw, hoorla. Gono300, Moiino and Rock Island, In Illinois; i pavonport, Musoatlna, woshlnBton, li'nliflchi. Ottumwu. Osknloosa. West Liberty. Iown, City, Dos IJolnos. Indinnoln, Wintersot. Atlantic, Knoxvlllo, Audubon, Harlan, Guthrlo Contra nnd Council Bluffs, in Iowa; Gallatin, Trenton, Cameron and Kansia City, in Missouri; .Lcnvcnwortli and Atchison, in Kansas; Albert Lea, Mlnnaapolls and St Paul, in Minnesota; Watertown lu Dalio-.ix, aud hundreds of lntcnuodlato cities, towns, villages und stations. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE I Gu.iv.inta-o ito patrons that Bonso of porsonal (security afforded byaeolld, thorouinlv I)illa;t3d road-bed; smooth tracks or continuous steel rnlljsub .ptantiaUv built culverts and urldires; rollins etcclt as near perfection as human skill can rrjako it.; the satoty oppliancei of patent bultera, platloims and air-brakes: nnd Uihc oxactiny disclplluo which .frovorro tho practical opsritlon of all lw trains. OtU'-'f tpcclaltles of tills route aro Transfers nt all connonUnsr points in Union Depot, and tho unsurpastcd comiorts ami usurion oj '1.1 t'aaQiiiur liquipmont. The Past Express Train's uotwoen Chicago end tho IJlfeourl Itivornro com BQHod of well ventilated, tlnelv upholstered Day Conches. Mngrnlllcont Ptillmnn .Prtlaco 5Veopora of tho latest "ioslfrn, otid sumptuous Dininn; Cars.'in which jJlaybprately cooked Tneala nrn )taurely oaten, "good DlpeBiion wnltlng on iippamo, aim I104UU n, dqiii." ijotween i;nicno;o nna ivnntna uity una Atchlsap, aro also run tho Celebrated Itecllnins Chair Cars. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE. 1 Is tho direct and favorite line betrveen Chieacro and Minneapolis end St Paul, whore connections aro made Jn Union Denota for nil points In tho Territories and British Provlncs- Over this route. Past Express Trains are run to tlio watorinT places. summr resorts, picturosquo localities, nnd hunting and fish, lntr (jrpund.i of Iown and Minnesota. It is also the mcst desirable route to tho rloh who.it fields and pastor.il lands of interior Dakota. CU11 rnoiber DTRBCr LINK, via Seneoa and Kankakee, una been opened between Newport Newf r.lchmond, CInotnnatl. Indianapolis, and Lafeyotf o and Couno'l DliiTa Kansaa Oitv, Ifln-oapolia and St Paul end Intermedin te points. For d' t nl I injorm ition t-ae Maps a-id Poldere. obtainable, as weJJ ro TJoketa. nt i U pnncliiat Ticket Ofllc-, in tho United States and ti neUi; cr by addrcun?; R. R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN, I Preslitnt an J Cr-t .1 1, - C.i.jji Ci-nc 7.. v, ..,..".- -i, I ije. Next to CL.VVSS A IlltO., Hank St., Lohighton, llasalwajs on hand u lull Iltiooi Wotnlicp PlnnVt! ? Tomolim S3 n uibiuui uiuufioucuunuu) ftV Which ho Is telling nt yety low ;Ji prices REPAIRING- n nil brunches promptly ntleinlecl lo. deelli,8ily. Bi Streets, Wcisspor t. Fa. o o o " u. m 'M o o o "WEISS friends and customers that he AND SHOE STOLE Into tlio HEW BUILDING, nearlj opposite his Old Sinod, and that lie Is now receiving and opening up for their liKpietloii n very liire unri l.lshloiniblo lino ol wellveleeted Boots, Shoes, GA ITEMS, Hats. Caps, UMBRELLAS.&c., t tnltiililo lor FALL AND WINTER WEAR. AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES ! and invites yon to call un.l avamlnc Goods and leiirn prices befere pur cli.iMni: clmvnere. SATlSFtC. TUI.N 111 all c.irej rully truor.nito.ed Hemcmber, TilK XKW SlOIlllop poslto tlio Aot of ItTltHPT. BANK Street, LEMON. GEOGRAPHY CF THIS COUNTRY, Vl'-J. TKI3 MAP. THAT THE Stoles. . -j-73m FARMERS' COLUMN. Tho Wa'.sapf Scsds and Eggs by Nature's Methods. It Is somewhat singular to note tlio similarity with which nature has carrlcil out her designs In the seemingly over production of the millions of scctls of plants ami trees, nnd the millions of eggs fish are m.nle to produce. JIany ralllloiH of each -perish if left to them selves, leaving comparatively few to grow, and of these but a small percent age ever reach maturity. As with plants, so vvitli fish. A wise Director has given them Urge quantities of eg3s,knowlns that with these, as with seeds, many tire destined never to reach maturity, and for causes, though widely different in their nature, yet compara tively tho same. When the eggs are first emitted from the female fish, the chances are more than even Hint they will not he vitalized by coining In con tict with tlio living germs of tho male fl and in ease they do not, they are worthless, and If not devoured by somo other Ilsli or insects, they soon decay, and are lost to sight. If tho egg has been properly vitalized, let us follow it through nnd see sonic of the numerous dangers which beset it, before It shall havo changed Its form Into a fish. In thu first place, all kinds of fislt arc fond of spawn as food, and consider it a great delicacy: hence they aio constantly on ijio look-out for the tempting morsel. A lara number of water-bugs, reptiles, an 1 many birds and quadrupeds also, look upon spawn as a desirable food, so that the eggs are lu constant danger of being devoured by some ono of their many voracious enemies. Wo will sup pose the egg has escaped destructlon,and the little pt honcr has broken through tlie uriiull, With many kinds of fish, when tlie young fry first emerge front tho egg, It Is encumbered with a yolk sae.Urger in bulk than nil tho rest of it put together. this sac extends from tho gills to the vent, au.l as long as this remains, the little fish does not require food. The length of time tho tho sao remains on tho fry, varies with different kinds of fish. With tho fall-spawning kinds of fresh water fish, as the brook trout, salmon trout, salmon, etc., it iisuallv requlres trom thirty to forty-livo days, before It is absoibcd. With tlie llsh which cast their spawn lu the spring and summer, as the bass, shad, perch, etc., but a few days arc required before they tire relieved of nature's nursing bottle. This is one great reason w Iiy a larger percentage of the spawn and your. fish of tlie sprlngspawnnrs surylve, becauso It takes them such a short time to deveiope sttllicieutly to protect them selves somewhat front their enemies, by escaping and hiding. While with the fall spawnors, which arc from sixty to one hundred days, and sometimes even longer in hatching, lliey are much more, liable to be tlestioyed. Tho dllTereiice In the lime of hatching, depends upon the temperature of the water; Ihe warmer It Is the sooner they hatch. With tlio spawn taken in tlio fall, eai ilcgreo of warmth in tlie water hnslei. the hatching period five days, and each degree of cold retards It for the same length of time. While with tho spring spawners, each degree of heat or cold, makes about ono day difference In hatching. Sutii Giick.v Inllm. Ayri cultari.it. What a Swarm of Sees Did. A man in Jllnnesota who had rheu matism, undertook the bee remedy. He got into bed with swarm of young bees and the remedy began to work. It took four men to bring liim back to the house, and forty could not have put him Into bed again, lie then did wliat he. should have done at first, used St. Jacobs Oil and Is now well. A cough which ho caught from exposure was removed bv lied Star Cough Cure, which ho says is a wonderful discovery. It costs only twentv-livo cents a bottle. Sold by iirugntst.s. How to Keep Farm Herd-Books. There are numerous systems of keep ing farm herd-bonks. Every animal may have a number given consecutively, as purchased or dropped. This is a dimple, good way. Kach one has a full page, or two pages, in the herd-book devoted to liim or hor, with record ef nu. nber, birth, color, nnd markings, sire and dam, and former owners, with space for limes of ten ice, dates of birth of off-spring, witli names and numbers of the same. As lew cows have mora than ten calves, in small herds the cons may receive decimal numbers: 1., 10., 0., !i0., etc. Then when they have calves, these receive the follow ins numbers in each decade. Tlio first calf of Xo. 1. will bo '-. The third calf of o. 20. will ha 23. The fifth calf of 10, will ho 15, and so on. Now if the slock bulls receive a letter In place of the regular number, this letter maybe used with tho number, nnd the calf's siro and dam will bo indi cated by the mark. Thus, 15 oM, upon a tag, would indicate that the bull "11" was the sire, and that tho cow ilO was the dam, mid that this was her forth calf. There arc olhcrsystcms, but few, If any, simpler or more useful than this; but It Is only applicable to herds of less than ten. Another system, based upon the same idea, gives letters to the cows of tho breeding herd, and numbers preceding tho letters to the stock hulls, whllu tho number. following the letters Identify the particular calves. Thus, 2 1) -l might indicate tlio same animal which Iiy the previously described system wo num bered, IJ !W, and 1 C S the same as A 2;i. Am. A'jrlcHtturitt. A WallimlT Skeleton. Mr. E. Springer, of Mechaiilcsburg, l'n., writes: "I was nflllctcd with lung fever and abscess on lungs, and reducod to a walking skeleton. Got a free trial bottle of IJr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, which did mo so much good that I bought a dollar bottle. After using three bottles, found myself once more a man, completely restored to health, with a hearty apfictlle, and a gain In flesh of 48 lbs." Call at T. D. Thomas' drug store and and cet a free trial bottle of uis cer tain cure for all I ung Discs- cs. I arge ! battles si SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR For U DiieaMt of ifie Llvor, Kidneys, Stomach &ni Sploox TliU purely vrcctabl pre- Pa ration, mw o celebrated a imily Medicine, originated tn the South tn 1898. It net Stmtly on tha !low and tlfliii-Ys nj Correct the action of the Ur, and 1( there fore, the bewt rrparntory medic-lite, whatever the ilcC ness may prove lo be. In all common ihsratei It will, un a44lftlMl Ly any other medi cine, rflect a kpiMMly cure The Rpctilntor 1 safe to admtnlilr tn tnf :ondition uf the tystcm.and undetn n clrcutn tn nee can it do harui. It will IntlcoreU liVe a elai if wine, btit Is no Intoxicating beret age to lead to Intemperance; will promote dl grfttlnn, dlitiilpnlo headache, and vener ally tonn up ilio nyatetn. 11m 4o k araall, not unpleasant, and Its vtrtuca undoubted. No loan of time, no Inter ruptlon nr atopimgD of Imfclnew while taking the Regulator. Children complaining of Colic, Headache, or nick Stumarh. a teapoonful or more will give rtttet K taVen eccaalonillv by pa tlents exposed to MALARIA, will eipel tlie poHua and protect them from attack. A 1IIT8IC1AVS OPIKIOX. I have been practicing medicine for twenty yeari and have never been able to put tip a vrgtUbU compound that would, like Simmons Liver Regu htor, promptly and eucctlvaly move the Liver t actlont and at the same time aid (Instead of weak enlngi the digestive and assimilative powers of the sysum. L. M. Hinton, M.D., Washington, Ark. SEK THAT TOC OKT THE GfcNUlXE. rKBFAMito ar J. Hi Zoilin & Co.. Philadelphia, Pa. REMOVAL! Dr. CT. Horn, Kcipectrully announce! to lilt ouitoro.rl o4 tlio people- itenrrallr tl-nthe n.i removed till DUUU STUltE from I.cuckrl'i HiilMlng U bla new loro room opposite tli. Publle Sqtrar. Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa., wliern lio wilt bo ploaiml lo rttelr frltnds nnil tlio public, nnd supply ttaem nltb Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lumps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a tine line or laleit dtllgni la Wall Paper AND DecorationS, at Lowcfft Prlcer. Ieron ran also nbt.ltl Kye-ltlus.ca and Spectacle, properly al uiteil to lliclr vlitlii al reurutiable prleia. Prescription! comrKiuniled with care day or nlKbt. Kemember, THE UENTRAL. UIIUU Store, Kob.a..H Di. (!, T. HORN, Central Carriage Works Hank St., Lchiglttoii, Pa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &C, Of every description. In tlie noil lubatantlfl manner, and at I.oweit Uaih 1'rlecf Itcpiilrlng Promptly Attended to. TKEXI.ER & KREIDLKR, April 2, 1882 yl . Proprietor.. WM. 'DUFFY & SON. of East Matich Chunk, are prepared lo Ho afl UihIi of' t atshurtett notice. Order. I, v mail will r cetvo prompt attention. Term moderate or gnodwork. lenlStf No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventory In tha Unlte.1 State. Canada and Europe, at reduced ratei. Wltb our principal orBco located In Wellington, directly opiolte the United State. Patent OIQce, we are able to attead to at! patent hudncte wltb Kreater protnptneii and de jiatcli and at let) eoit than etlier patent at torneva who are at a dl.tanee from U'aili Inicton. and who bare, therefore, to employ "ai.oelate attorney!." We make preliminary examination anil furnlih opinion! at to fa. tentublllty, free ofchar(e. aud all who are Interefted in new Invention and patcnti are Invited to rend fur a copy of our 4llulde for obtaining Patenir," which la lent free to any nddreai, and contains complete Inttrue tlon. how lo obtain patent, and other valua Lie mutter. We refer to the Oerinan-Ainer lean National Hank Waahlnxton, II. 1). ; the itnyal Swedlih. Norwegian aud llanl.hlKa tloni. at Wa.hlnatoni lion. Jot. cta.ar. Iaim Ohlel.luitlce V. s. Ourt ol Ulalni; to ILe OtnrlaU of the U. H patent Oalce, and to Senntor. and Member, of Uongreii front every State, Addre.it 1.0 HIS HAOOKItk CO., S. Helton of Patents and Attornejull.aw 1., .'.un .luuuiiiK i, .Bmpiiina, i. j. Send in cent. itr,tnil win mmi thu rieo a 1. valuable", .amide of Bond, that will nut you In ihe war of uiaklhtf more money at once, than anything elro in America, llilh sexes of all area ran live. al home and work In aparetline. or all tbo time. Capital uot recpiired. We will start ynu. Iiumeuee pay aura for Ihnre who start at once. 8TIN80N Jt CO., Portland, Maine. nor. II.I8H5, jyj- IlEILHIAN & CO., BANK STREET, lehiffhton, Ps., MILLER and Uealere la Flour aud Feed. VUKtmliof GIIAIN SOUallTaod HOLD REOULAIl MARKRT RATSB. We wnnld.alao, iraprctlnllr tnlorea onrrlti en that we arc now fully prepared to bU I. Ihcin with The Best of Coal from any MIn dcialred al VER LOrEST PRICES. r. ueilmax a co. t
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