Aro getiertilly Induced by Ilidlrrsltrm, tftml ft'mtai!i, Costlvoncag, Dcfl't-li'lil Circulation, or sumo llnrnuin-ihent of tho Mvcr' ntftl IHgi-sllYa System. SiuTerr-rll Vill1 ilnd .relief bj'" tbc( uo 6 ' Ayer's Fills to ilitnulato stomncb ami produoo a regn. lar lUilly inorfuicnt o( (lie bowels, llytholr cftloii on these- oraans, Ann's I'ilui divert tho Wood from tho brain, 'And relieve ami euro all forms of Congestive nnd, Nervous Headache, IllUoiis lloariuchr-, and bUU Hcadaclia; and by keeping lhobow.ols.frec, and' prcsorvluir tbo system lu a healthful condition, thoy Lnsuro liuxuimity from" fuluro attack!. Try Ayer's Pills. rftEPAntn by Dr-J. C.Aycrfc Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists. 25 YEARS IN USE, Tie Gceatcat jilTrlnmh of tha Age I SYMPTOMS OF A ljosaofnppctltc, liowcla costive, Pain In tho head, with a dull cessation In tho hack parr, l'nia under tlto shoulder blade, l'i'llncsa after eating, with n. dis inclination to exertion of body or mind, Irritability of temper, I.ovr roiritii, with nfccllsffof linvlng neglected ooraodtity, Wenrineos, JHzzlncoiwJ-'luttcrlnff at tho Heart, Dots beforo t74!yca, Ilcnducbo over tho right eyo. Restlessness, with fltfol dreams, Highly colored Urine, and CONSTIPATION. TTJTT'S 1'lI.I.Snro especially adapted to aocli casei, ono doso cirocta aneli a .2feJL,,V:r.en',oth.0..A,Pctl''ndeaoso tho brdyjtarnlio on I'lcsti-thim tho system u ?lS,if1'.,?0Ii, by their Tonic Action on tirtsesUvoOrcnnii.IlrKularStooliaro l!ffi2j?SrWl?" nc 4 Miirrnr M..IV.V. TOfreiiiiifi: Gray- Ham or WittsKEits chanced to a OijOSsr Black by a Dlmrlo application of ihisUrE. Jt impaitaaiiiitural oolor.ncts Instantaneously. sold by Bruggists, or sour, by express on receiptor 81. OfRoo, CA Murray St., EJty.v York. f!ERVt!Os:)tElt.in jOlulA-tllCVV KASKLS. If n oliEOUrodlseftfep, Laf routMbl IndlicrGtian cvcrtrcfi-wor-c. Avoir L3Qf rcalndn'"nfo. r.. i 'C i.npon:ion or prc'cr.' t'xti needles for ihtv: tt.Jt3. Oct ctu Free flirrul-iFundTrlsl Tct'ie AltADic. Quae ran! KSRVOtJS t tic2 befra ttJtiiA trcst- 3tcnj uarn itnpor.a-.3 n.nr cifcrucro. icco Crganio .ifesfes UU Ihcaiandj, docs nec wun aucn Testto ron 'Tp. ThEr.fc. rAR3BV :nd!oiidcf (be hi' "T-B:Hlho tUmattri which hats Iwcn TKr'ZZiir .1,7 i WQitC tlio fct !cn t brcuwa citect ? nnJ.BiirA -'.Lvr ri' V? fill' (5A!iuia kkmsoy co., fl'raCKtM:5T3 KOfM r. i'tat 6t et. xZms , ICO. RAINBOW RUPTURE cupe & nr- n, Jl,ii'1'-'m''nl,,!"':M' 111 ""I- of eurslrsl JWajitACEHTStoSCII Washer Metl find Wnman f .1 l . ...r telSlH;11 !'". w'laWonBOiiti Hill money. To" TiTfihoorcrlQOtior reut rnUt mlt- , , , 1'nrnblo, iwroot In nwrntluii,uuif of FAMILY tOfHE COASTER CO.. ST. LOUIS. Mo. lor Xewett UesiRiis nn,l Most KasUiotiablo ttyle,of WJtKSS GOODS, J)UY GOODS, GUOCHR1KS, ritOVISIONS, SILVP3RNyAllK.&L'.,Jtf. GO Tt)- - M II. S1N Y.DE 11, IJtmk Stroot, Lehighton. UooJ cuarniilocl and prleos us low us eUo. wbete for the sumo quality of rood). July lhSj lyj rPFAPIlFn!:i,l,lt0 ',0 ,0 1W l,tr inontb I uauilulluiollliiic uur .Stamiakk lliin:t) 1 tsmxaraK. IttuLEf. 'Utiuidv wont lor Sprlnir unit butntner. Address J. 0. Nc tl'Kur&.Oi.. I'lilUJoJjihU. Carbon Advocate omen ron Cheap Printing ! ) TO C ONST) MPT1VKS. The oittertlsor having neen periaauently a Minpie rcini-ilv. is iipilous to wake knoHii i t - te,,.w ailniDvi- ibo iariu ot cura. To ! a n i, Jirij lu I"' vniiciils copy of the p-i pnon (j-.re- "U i.u iiu, ious lor ...... , ,,u ., t, , , i au lur ' 11 rut USinlC lUti MSB whluh lkev t i -um t urs tor tl-utxhs, folds. Con--ui AHttMoa,.lrosa-liftls, Stc. urtles 4'ier, -i-rlptl.iii, wilt plt.tfSu iitt.lrcss, I (V " 11,-ON,. 1U4-I'ei.i, SUicI . . i. N. urn" -jj.r 4' MISCELLANEOUS, "Hore," add tlic fanner, as lie ex lilblted a broken Jar to a luauufaf turcr, "I packed this- jar full of butter, ami the jut split from top- to bottom..- rcr Don't -bo' In too urcat a linnv.to succeed.' Work 'lmpl "tletciVo-succss unci fortmie wlllflorforget you ' Hay Fever. I hinic suffered greatly from periodical returns' of hay fovcr. At thesuggestlon of Oovcrt & (Jhccvert druggists, I ol talne'd'Ely's Cream Ualiiuaud used It (tttrmg a ne-vcre attaftlf. l-ean cheerful ly testlfyiis to the Inltncdlafo and.con tinned TeJIef obtained . bv 'Jts -use. 1 heartily recommend It.to'those sutTcring iroui tins or utnurcit complaints.' licv II. A. Smith, Clinton; AVis: A little five-yeal-old boy, who had seen a peacock for the first time, ran Into the house exclaiming: "Oh, I.lzzlc, I've seen a great, big, monstlfer- otw tall walking around, with alien tied to It." Young men should'he careful about dropping remarks. They may be picked up by a bigger man. WhTln It That the sale of Hood's Sarsanarilln continues at such a rapidly Increasing rate, it is 1st. llccatiso of the positive curative vaiuo ot nootrs sarsaparllla itself. 2d. Iiccause of the conclusive evl deuce of rcmarkablo cures effected bvlt. utmtrpafscd nnd teldom equalled byalty inner mcaicine. ncna to u. r. iioou &; Co., Lowell, Mass., for hook containing many statements oi cures. A man In Long Island tried to drive a nail In a caseof nltro-fjlyccrlnc. If he could have kept himself from scattering over the entire island until he struck tho second blow ho might ha e been suc cessful. Why Is It that what a man wants to do Is apt to be wrong and that what he ought to do is apt to ho dlsagreeabje. The best medical authorities acknowl edge the great value of Ayer's Cathartic l'ilis, and frequently prescribe their use with the utmost confidence, well know ing mat tney are tlic most ellcclual remedy ccr devised for diseases caused by derangements of the stomach) liver ami towels. An exchange says: A mls3 In Iowa has hair that sweeps the iloor. Now If this miss hadhairtliat could cook, wash and Iron, and milk the cows, what a bo nanza sue would lie as a wife. The girl of the "period" Is often a fool stop. Victims of Alcohol who have discovered jour terrible mistake, you have only to let rum and tobacco alono and resort promptly to the famous Temperance liestorative, Vinegar Hitters, in order to ue cured, not only ot your original ail ments, but of those which the poison you have been taking has caused. It will soon put you on your feet again. "If you don't keep out of this yard you'll catch it," said a woman to a boy In West Lynn. "All right," answered tho gamin; "1 wouldn't have come in If I'd known you folks had it." Piles! Piles II Piles!!! Sure cure for blind, bleeding and Itching piles. One box has cured the worst case of 20 years standing. Io ono need suffer live minute's after using William's Indian Tile Ointment. Itab-f-orbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug gists and mailed on receipt of price, SI. Williamls Mfg. Co.. IWf., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' dtug store. - A small boy was playing truant the other day. When asked If be would get a whipping when he reached home, he replied : "What Is five minutes' licking to the hours of fun? To Yoang Ladles. If your life is made a burden owing to blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on the face marring your beauty and causing so much chagrin, it is no longer necessary to endure it. Dr. l'lagg't, Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your skip soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by al, druggists and mailed on receipt of price. 20c. Williams Mfg. Co., Piop'.-,. Cleveland, 0. Sold at Thomas' drug store. Boston society note. "Oh. when does beauty UngerS"' demands a Qttakei City poetess. As a usual thing she lingers in the parlcr until her mother has cleaned up tho kitchen. Personi who are past fifty will find Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Pemcdy just about tho medicine they need when they need a medicine at all. Tho ten years w hich follow that age are full of dan gers which do not threaten vountrerinpn and women. This preparation give? tone to the system, gently expels Im purities and prevents tlic outcropping of disease, the seeds of which may have been sown In earlier life. Why not live out all jour days In health and strength. An Irishman watching a game of baso ball went to grass bv a foul which hit him under the left rib. "A fowl, was ut? Hegorra, I thought sure it was a mule." Eesot oa all Sides lly malaria, how slnll we escape the dread infection!' is the question which' the di-nizens of fe;er and ague districts ak themselves. Tho answer comes from former sulferers who for years has eecap'ed the visitations of the periodic scourge, through the protecting influ ence of Hosteler's Stomach Bitters. u nen me. necessity for using preventive measures arises, use the means of pre ventlon at once. It regulates the licr, facilitates digestion and liberates Im puiltles from the system, when such exist, lly promoting healthful action of the bowels and kidneys. Act early. In all legions where miasmatic vapors breed disease. It is absolutely necessary tube proUdcd with a safeguard, and this is true, though a sojourn in such loealitiea is destined to be brief. No one can aflord to biCRthc malaria for a short lime. The Bitters is a sovereign specific for rheumatism, debility and ucrumguese. Keep it on hand. June 0, '8B-1V.' Why Is the earth like" a blackboard? lleeause the children of men multiply bp the face of It. A Cheyeiine brae is nevcrso happy as when he has a' string of eld tomato cans around his neck 'and is having a war dance or a can-can. "Tliete U nothing so like Dr. Thomas' Kcloctrie Oil lo quickly cure a cold or relieve hoarseness." Written hv Mrs' -M. J. Fellows, Burr , Oak, St, Joseph," CO., jlicll Wliat makw a popular girl? asks an exchange. We don'fkndw what she makes,' but we t an safely say that It It. noun-thing like HH.eiiiqniiilered tennU nans yon can explain the phenomenon? "phijrMjTcan,1' 'was th.eJre'atTy reply, "the butter was strontrer than tho-lar.'' u STONE IiraElIMY Expelled after using Dr. Dayld IWnnerly's "Favorite teirtetly,'l-Abniil Tvo-Wefli. . One of the Inotl rrmtlnblesss Hint list errr been brotishi tr. the t)ntieo-l tbo - public is that til Mr. J. H. Briirli, of fltune ItiilRe, Ulster county". tf.'Y.' Mr.' Beach' , had suflered sltieo Ovit. IS,' MM-from, tho presence of.Oali-ulus or8toDo.iii tio .rliilit Kidney. N lf tfpn .seven pliisjcjatu.' iTcio employed at different tinies , to Wlioln Mr. Ci-iirh p.ild hundreds of dollars' for tnedieul tte.itment, wilb oply. tejnpotary rellel from his sgony. lly (he nrjtent Sollcllslions of Ins friends ho was Indlireil to try Dr. David Kennedy's Fnvorlle. Itmnedy," .and experienced a. Muthfd improvement from the first dsy, ha began to use tbo medlelnc. On tho 15tli ol Beplember lib voided a slouo as largo os could be passed through.- the natural cban. nel. Mr. Beach concludes a ' long letter to Dr. -.Kennedy by saying i "It will always al- ford mo pleasure to recommend, your ,'Fa Torite IteuiRdy' to those who may ho suuen. Ins from dilllculties . of tho 'Kldheys or' Bladder, oriuy 'disorders arising from an impura stale of tho blood." William McKnew, 121 Fayetto SL, Bal. " llmora, Md., suys. "J boh'ovo .'Favorite Ilomedy is n"Rood mcdirine. It is' doing too mora good than' anything' I ever tried, aud i have tried almost eycry thine, for I am. a t offer from rlyspcjaia." Whilo "Fa-, '.vorilo Itcmedy" is a. specific In Stomach and Bladder dls'cascsrit. is. equolly valuable in cases' of bilious disorders, Constipation ef the Bow els and.ali class ofjlls appatenjly inseparable from tho constitution of wo. . men. I'rico $1; 0 bottles, ?5 S-ll 1m $1 ' 13 'WEEKS. Tho POMCE (I'AZETTfi will bo malted, soeurcly wrapped, to ntiy address in tho United B tiili-s lorliirco mouths on receipt of ONE DOLLAR.. Liberal discount allowed In postmasters, agents and clubs fiauiplo copies mailed frco. Address all orders to niCUAUD K. FOX, Franklin Equark, N. Y. May 30, 1885-ly . . Pictures ! Pictures! Fictra!! PICTURES Copied and Enlnrged in all sizes li'oni curd to life size, viz: Oil Portraits, Wator Colors, Pa3tols, Crayon, India Ink and Photos. All work guaranteed or no pay. All wo ask is a trial, (live us a cull uud ho convinced. No. 105 North Eighth Street, A'LLENTO WN, Pa. FUAXKLIN SASTEK. Maimscr. J. S. KIirilMiO, Agent. Or.DEltS leit ht the Oapdon AnvrcAife Onloe will receive prompt attention. Feb. 2S-ly Beer Saloon and Restaurant 1143 Viae St., Philadelphia. Dennis Gilbert, Proprietor. The .Par Is fnnrlshed with eholcb Ol-iiirs f'rch f.axT, and oilier n-rrcsliincnts. Tor sons Irom tbo I.clilub Valley visiting I'hlla dclnbla are respcetlully Invited to irlvo mo n Call. 1IKNSI8 U ILUERT. Mureh V3, 34 tf. XT ATCTT'Tin ft 'cpreson ta t Ivcof vv "J-11 JJA good oililress to tr.ivcl AT1 OTvm"F! 'hrouith Cnrlion enun. Oil ly ,tn rALUAIUE woiiKs roa srm-i. lasi:s or ntsiNKSi mun and siuiiAMcn who undrrsiand and need l In in, iilvlnir their orders lit sight: profits liberal, enry mid quick; enn reler to urntlcnun elenrlnu 126 lof 1,0 n wei k who ur diiicd llli the w. rk; only iu capital ir quired; write for particulars iryou mean bum. ners; aive ni:e, initio or pr-rttmn emil y incnt mil n-lcrenees I'nlllser. I'alllsrr S t'o Vnii'erblli An-.NcwVoik SLAD riiV2E Stock Farm, Crosso ilo. Wavno Co.. Mich. SAVAGE & FAUNUM, PnontlETOna. Parnwls Ko. VSB flMT). IMPORTED Percheron Horses. All stock selected from the pet cf sires and dams of established reputation nnd registered in tbo I'rench ani American stud books. ISLAND HOME Is beautifully situated at the bead of Ukossr Ilb la ths Detroit Klver, ten miles bolow the City, and is accessible by railroad and rteamboat. "jsltcrs not familiar with the location trsy call at city office u CAuipau I!uildiC7, and an cscoit will occompanv theai to the farm. Send for catalogue, Ireeby mail. Address, Savage & I'aknuu, Detrelt. Mich. erv6-Lii8andvi This cat shows the Howard Klectrlc ASD Masiiotio Shield as applied over the K Id lie) u and Ncrvo-vital centers, Tne only op- utlsnca made that Its oery part of tbo body, and the only one needed to fosiTivtLV rune KI(llK-) llikOUNO K liciinuilli-iii, It y s ;i e i s I a tho wort.t eases, of Scmliiul Weak ness, J'.Miiillh flllll, liiiiiotou ej, and afl )l. eiiaen end Ven It-iii-Kwof thoCrliiu tf;,,illitl fk.,riiiia VI fit? THI? V Patented Fob. 25, JitTtl. YOl'MO JtKN.. from enny' Indiscretion, lack nene forco ami tall to attain strength, MIDDLE-AO ED MEN often lack vigor, attribut lag It to the progress of years. The MOTHUlt, WIPF. and MAID, sulferlngfrom Female Waakuise, Ncnou lieWllty and oUier all. rarlits, will find it the only cuie. To one and all we say that the Shield gives a nat ural aid In a natural way WlTllisM'T Dlll'OaiSO TIIF. STOMACH. Warranted. Ono Year, unit tho best npptluucu made. Illustrated Paaipbltt.TIlIWU TlfPBS OP WEN, also Pamphlet for Ladies only, int oa receipt of 6c, sealed; unsealed, FREE. American Galvanic Co., OFFICES:. UK! ( liKxmut At., Ivtitln. FARMERS' COLUMN. TO T1I FARMERS .- Farming has arrived, at such a.stagc that-lt requires a certain amount of study and thought to secure satisfactory re sults., . It is recognized -as a-.sdejice. A fanner that avails himself :of tho com bined results of outside experinicnts, of scientific, research (book learning), and his own''"jndlclous experiments ain't-experience, Is tlic one that fends and gets the best results from his efforts. . It Is not tho early and late drudging after tho plow and harrow, or, Irrfart, tho idea thatn man has to' 'do all -Hit) workhlmsclf, and lcavaundone what .ho cannot do, that makes the successful farm. If you. look Ihlp the nice" arid finely furnished office of a suceesiftil manufactory or peep behind tho bars of tho thriving merchant, you will fee that the drudgery and common work In their establishments is done largely, by hired help. It Is the brain work tho good management that the head men undcr taitc to do. In a great measure Is this true of tho successful farmer though not to such an pxtent as of tho largo con cerns into tno above. A successful .farmer should know what time to sow, to cultivate, to reap, to house. Ilo should know what .crops succccn nest on nis sou ami wnat parti eular varieties arc tho most profitable. Ho should know what implements .tiro economical and should not hesi tate to buv them. He should know tho nature of his soil and what Ingredient's arc lacking to start, develop and mature his crops. Should study the market and know when nnd. where to sell. lie should also know what and where" to buy, aud especially Is this true, of the Fertilizers he proposes to put Into his ground. Of the twenty or mora agents uo.w canvassing wiitnn a radius or iivo mues ot L,elilgliton, we arc repicscnted by four viz: Orlando Kemmercr. K. C. Peters, John -Lapp and ourselvcs.lcavlng not less man iuiccn tiiucreni nianuiac tillers represented. Every one of them tries to sell you n nhosnhatc. Thev range in price from $20,000 all tho way, up. to $00.00. Some base their argu ments solely on tho cheapness of their goods, some advance the theory that their $25.00 Phosphate Is as good as any at any price. Some say they have an article at 30 or 35 dollars that takes the wind out of anything made. Some admit their goods to be titled at a cer tain ptlco nnd cheap at that, but by reason of unusual good bargain they are enabled to sell It at $5 less, while others propose to delude you Into the belief that tney are giving an article at cost, doing the work out of love to their fellow men and relying on the blessings of mankind for their renttneration. The. latter class are especial v fortunate in their work for they sow seeds of kind ness anil respect their reward in Infinite bliss, but I would respectfully nk yott, where ilo you think they get their bread and their clothing while they Sojourn here below In this Vale of Tears. All have the best, What an array! Sixteen different makes, each tho bestl You. farmers have to judge. You are to decide. You buy the goods and pav for them. Can every one have the best a ques tion that need not be asked, for anybody has intelligence enough to know the contrary. : Wo rely on your Intelligence and make no assertions but what we can prove by analyses nnd by actual test.' We assert that 625 can't make and selj a complete, good Phosphate, nor.25, nor 30 dollars for that matter and, If you desire It, we admit, that to grind, mix; make ready nnd market an absolute! pure article, made up only of the i-niit-a61e component parts of raw material and containing a large percentage of Ammonia would require a price that would stagger you. Wo do not sell It nor does any one else. The best Fhos. phates on the market are composed of Bone, Blood, Meat and Fish scrap elc., scientifically mixed with as pure Nitrates: and Sttlphtitc3 as can be procured in their Natural State. They do not con tain Piaster, Ashes or Keftise from manufactories or anything that makes hulk or weight only. They need not, for they command a price that precludes tho necessity for their Introduction, and they are the cheapest. 1 ou can get Coal Ashes for tho haul ing. Pla der, Salt and South Carolina lioek, i-hi'.i!). Uach has value, in some e os their cost and trouble, lint is not tt'oiih i he price you pay for it in Piios pjie. If you want to use these buy them separate. We sell you a phosphate that is com posed principally of organic (animal) mailer, whose lngrodiont3 are priented in such a foim as to be immediately available lo start the plant and that has sufficient -strength left to force It to maturity and make a rich return In bushels and dollars, besides aiding to a good crop of crass. Wo sell you ai good an article as any-1 uouy.uonar ior u nur.uesiuos we have a stock on hand and can supply it when you need it. If, upon careful investigation yon decide to buy of us, we shall bo most happy toltupply you In any quantity and asstitc that this Clark's Covo (initio C'o's goods which we handle are up to tho standarj and worth the price asked, liespectfully A. J. LirzuxnEiioit Ari'T. Near L. A S. depot, Bank srect.Lt-hlgh- ton, ra. A Hen Convention. Mr. J. M. McCann, of Bridgeport. W. Va., a contributor to poultry journals of the United States and Canada, and a large chicken raiser, pays from experi ence that If at. Jacobs Oil is mixed with dough and fed to poultry suffering I from chicken cholera, all that aro able to swallow will be restored lo health, and if saturated pills are f reed down the throats of those that cannot swallow they will Han their wines and crow in your face. In laying down a piece of land to grass, finish the dead-furrows with tho .hot-l, leaving them broad and shallow, so that the mower runs easily over them, while tho water Is carried of as thoroughly as In a narrow furrow. A good rolling neatly finishes the whole work. Finish digging the early potatoes, before rains cause tficm CT sprout. Keep tho later kinds f reo from weeds, either by running a narrow cultivator through the row s, or by hand-pulUng. Buckwheat Is easily Injured by frost, and should be cut In good season. As it sells easily, cut with the dew upon it, let it cure in small, loose bunches, and draw it to the barn when slightly inoUt. An Enterprising Reliable House. T. D, Thomas, dnuulst, can alwavs be rullml upon, not only tocrry lntuik the best of everything, but to secure the Agency for such articles aN have' well known merit, and are popular with the people, thereiiy sustaining the reputation of being alwuys enterprising, and ever reliable. Having secured the Agency for the celebrated Dr. Klng'r New Dis covery for Consumption will sol) it on a positive guarantee. It will surely cure any and every affection of throat, lungs, and chest, and to show our confidence; we Invite yott to call and get a Trial , Bottle Free. I i i . TBIB-I W ASSESS, . Announces In hli customers and the cUtsene generally Hint ho Is "ON I) EPIC" with ono or tho Largest aud most Fasliionablo Blocks of Spring & Summer Styles t,tr01lJ-:iGX.t- DOMICSI'IC nunulaclured CLOTHS, CASS! ME RES AND SUITINGS, r ji i i defy competition. Nnno nmnlfiVAii. hrii. ItAtt U:'.. i a 11 teed in every case Also, on OF GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS of newest styles, Including CojlarSj. Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c., &o T-Be suro you roll and cxaniiuo gooiis and prices beforo going olsewhorc. H. II. PETERS, The Tailor, POST-OFFlC-r. BUILDING, Bank Street, - - Lehighton, Penn'a. April 18, 1835 ly - Ratcliff 8c Chubb, BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS, AND DEALERS IN- ICE CREAM, PEANUTS, &0. FKESH BREAD & BISCUITS every day. Delivered in town on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. . ACKOWLEDGED to be HEADQUARTERS FOR VEGATABLES. 5 ray riM ;a WifL O ttssara LEWIS respectfully informs his many : has removed his BOOT LEWIS WEISS, Aorll 4, 1855-ly WHO IS UHACQUAI.'lTtiD WITH THE age by cArwwiwo IW-iSej-, -iri GHkt-i-sWO, ROCK ISLAND & PACBFIC RAILWAY nvrei-3 in o' it i cant' d p-fflifloi md clr..o rel tion to til principal lines Eastatiel Wot, .tinit al ,m-i toriutu .1 poin 3, constitute tbo most lmportont mld-contl-nsntil lmU In tint sviitem of throur'i transportution which invitos and lnclli t utoa travel nnd trnnlo Uotweon oltlos of the Atlantic nntl Pacific Coasts. It i3 also tbo fnvorlto and Uoit routa to rnd lrorn points Etst, Northeast and Southeast, and corrospondlnj points Wcet, KorthVoat and Southwost. Tho Root Island syatjm Includes in its main lino nnd branches. Chicago, Joliqt, Ottawa, LatSalle, Pooria, Ganeseo, Molino and Rock Island, in Illinois; Davenport, Mustntlno, Waahinston, ralifleld, Ottumwo, Osknfoosa, Wost Llborty, Iowa City, Dos Moinos, Inclianoba. Wintereet. Atlantic, Knoxvillo, Atidubon, Harlan, Quthrle Centre e.nrt Council Bluffs, In Iowa; Gallatin, Trenton, Camoron nnd Kansas City, in Missouri; Leavonvvortb find Atclileon, in ICanoaa; Albert Le?,Mlnnoapoll3 und St Paul, In Minnesota; Wntertown in Dakota, and liundrods of lutermediato cities, towns, vUlaaoe and stations. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarantoe8 its patrons that sense of personal security afforded by a eolld, thorou?hlv bllastad road-bod; binootli tracks of continuous steel rail ; sub ntantlnllv built culverts and bridges; rolllntf stock ns near perfection as human skill cm niako it; the safoty appliaiioea of pateut-bulfers, platforms and air-brakos: and tlt oxaotlnij- dLscIptino which uoverro tho practical operation of all ltd trains. Other specialties of this route aro Transfer!) ot nil oonnactips points in Union Depots, and tho unaurpaased comt'orte ami usuries of "ba Passenger Equipment. Tho Post Express Trains botweoa Chicago end tho Mifsoiu-1 River ara pom rioood or well vontllated, finely upholsti-od Day Coaches. Maunlflceut Pullman Palace Bloopers of the latent iesltru, tuid tuniptuouj DiuIdk Otu-e, in vhlcli elaboratoly cooked meuls aro leisurely oaten, "trootl fllutptlon wulUiur on Appetite, and IIo-lth on both.' Befweon Chiaatro aud Kauu&ti Ufty aud AtclilSJil, oro nlio run tho Oelabrated BocUniriu Chair Core. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUT5E Is the direct and favorite liaa between Chicago cud Minneapolis, ai.d St Paul, whero connections are mid-i in Union Do-ota fo- m' poln'p in tho Tcrntorios and Di-ltlsh Provinces. Over this routs. Fast Enpresn Trains are run to tho waterin,? nlacvs, mimra r resorts, picturesque 'lccahtula, rnd hunting and nh Ine (rrpunas nf Iowa and Minnesota. It is also the n.ost icrirttbl3 route to tho rich wheat tlulda and pastor.il lands of Interior Dntoi.i. Still L-no'hor DIRECT LINE, via Seneca and Kankakee, Iju bean opened between Newport Ko ws, Richmond. Cincinnati. Indiana polls, nd Lcfayett nd Councl Bluffs. Konnas Clty.Mni' eupoUs and fit. PiuU and lntcimedirta points. For UatMled information sew Mapa and Poldera, obtnlnablo ts wall sa Tickets, at i ll principal Ticket OtBu. j lu thu Onltod Bt-tta and Crawia; or uy auurumkr R. R. CABLE. rttlHtr.t and GenerifMantger, Chicago. H. PETERS' JJ 1 Imt tl beit nf workmen nto wnrlrmnnthlt. nml vlt i IjuikI a lull ond FashlonnbTa line friends and customers that he AND SHOE STd S Into the NEW BUILDING, nearly opposite his Old Stand, and that be Is now reeelvlr.ir and opening up for their lnscctlon a very largo and fashionable lino of well-selected Boots, Shoes, Gaiters, ats, Caps, UMBRELLAS.&c, f suitable fur SPRING and SUMMER WEAR, AT PRICSS TO SUIT THE TIMI3S ! and Invites you to call and examine Goods and learn prices before pur chnslair elsewhere. SATISFAC TION In all cares fully guaranteed Remember. Tim NEW sfURnop. I'uSlto tbo f(Ot of IH'r STItr.F.T. BAM Street, LEHIGHTON. ' GEOGRAPHY OF THIS COUtfTRY, WILL Tins irar, t nn i i na '0A. E-St.Uuli w r g juj.2ummJ a.,riT-i, miff. E. ST. JOHN. Qenstal Ticket and Pauenger Agtnt. Cl-lcie-i I AND WEISS A Soldier's Honor, Look down there on the right be hind that simple lino ot mil fence In the midst of lira nnd smoke In the midst of death and terror sco thnt single regiment only four hutidrcd bayonets left! see that firm line of de voted men, holding that point, Oh, I how the shot and shell are, poured In upon them; for they hold a position where tho enemy are aiming to plant a battery; nnd rt battery there In tho hands of tho foe, means defeat, swift and sure. .And that mcro handful of men must hold the position until aid can be sent; but It cannot bo sent now, though a messenger has gone for It. Ha! there comes a sqila'tlron of the enemy's cavalry It comes thundering down upon that devoted band, threaten lug to (nvc'cp it away like chaff beforo the wind. Tho general commanding the forces engaged looks on from his post of observation, and takce In tho situation at a glance. Ho has planned the best ho know, and all has cone well thus far; but If the enemy gain that extreme point on the right, ho is out flanked In spite of all his power to over come It. If that thunderbolt of cavalry now coming down, sweeps back that lino at the fence farewell to victory I Fare well to hope! Will they stand? Can they hold the line? If ono man falters If only one poor man weadens and runs, tho po sition Is lost and tlto day Is lost! for the example of one man, at such a mo ment, Is supreme, for good or 111. Thank Heaven I they hold fast. The line, In two ranks, prepare to resist tho cavalry. Every rllle, with Its sabre- bayonet fixed, Is held lu 'place firmly, as though they would not move. Hut they do move; yes, yes as the ap proaching cavalry come so near tho colonel can sco the whiles of their eyes, ho gives the word: "fTji rear rankl aim! Fine I" And a sheet of llamo bleaches forth, and fully a third of those advancing saddles aro emptied; or, at least, so It seems. The men have fired, and are again In stantly In position, tor resisting the cavalry. But the cavalry docs not come upon them. Panic has seized botli men and lrorses, and the whirlwind is broken, and turned harmless away, just as Itobinson's" Battery of Ours, with a wild hurrah! comes thundering upon tho scene, to take tho position, aud de cide the fete of tlto day. And along by the line of that fence two score dead bodies He brave follows who tiled at their posts brave fellows who feared only dishonor; a part of tho line they had been who had won the battle; for the general will tell you that if that lino had wavered, If It had been broken, the day would have been lost to him as suro as fate. And yet, there they knelt these devoted men, with the fate of the army on their shoulders- knelt at the portals of death with death on every hand ; death smiting them where they lay: there they held their own, in spite of all the horrors and ter rors; and calamities of the hour, and never budged. The general's name was flying over the country on tho next day, on tho wings of lightning. But of those ttue heroes', who held that supreme position, not a name was put In print. Afterwards I asked one of those pri vate soldiera how he felt when he knelt there, and saw what he had to do, and what his chances were. He had been on the extreme right, and within twenty yards of his position had been the edge of a donse thicket of stunted pine and scrub-oak. said I: "If you had gained that thicket you would have been perfectly safe?" "Yes," ho answered, "and the rest would have followed me every man of them. Yes; I should have saved my life. All! I thought of that. I looked at that wood, and thought of It many times white that rain of death was being poured In upon us; thought that my life would bo safe; ami then tho thought came: 'Hut what shall save my honor when this day's story Is told?" And I held my ground." Chronic Lcsencss of the Bowels results from imperfect dige&tlon. The cause lies in tho torpidity of the liver, and the cure is tako Simmons Liver liegnlator to aid digestion, to stimulate tho dull and sluggish liver and to regu late the bowels. Reflect Over It It was midnight. The young man had farewelled himself out, amlUmcllnohad locked the door and was untying her shoes, when her mother came down the stairs with a bed-quilt around her nnd said: "Wanted to creep up stairs without my hearing you, eh? Didn't think 1 knew it was an hour after midnight, did you?" The girl made no reply, and the moth er continued: "Did he propose this time?" "Why mother!" exclaimed the daughter. "You 'can why.mothcrr all you want to, hut don't I know that ho has been coining hero for the last year? Don't I know that you have burned up, at least, four tons of hard coal courting around hero?" Tho girl got her shoes off, and the mother stood In tho stair door and asked : "Kuicllne, havo you got any grit?" "I guess so !" "I guess you haven't. I just wish that feller with false teeth and a molo on his chin would cume sparking me. Do you know what would happen, Kmo llne?" "No!" "Well, I'll tell you. He'd como to time In sixty days or he'd get out of this mansion like a goat jumping for sun flower seeds." Kineline went to bed to reflect over the matter. "Tell me wliat it Is darling?" ho said, raasMirlngly, hiking hur hand and drawing closer. "Don't keep anything from me." "Oh, Milton 1" she blush liigly fepllad. "But there ought to be no secret between us," he expunLulotod. "True love Is the very spirit of confi dence." ''It.ls something I h' e been going to asK y.u for a His timr " 1 'Then let eh. t- n i' kn- . " lit ai dvntly added, with a tender pressure of her hand. "I alll," h- said summon ing up courage, "Il'Aof U ihe 6l cua Jot cornit" SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR For all Diseases of tti Liver, Kidneys, Stomach and Spleen. This purely vrge table pre- Parailon. now so celebrated a. a 'amity Medicine, originated In the South In 1838. It acts f cntly on the ltowcls and tidney and corrects thy action of the Liver, and I., there, fore, the best preparatory medicine, wbalcvcr ihe sick, ncss may prove to be. In all common disease It. will, un assisted by any other medi cine, effect a speedy curo.i The Regulator Is safe to administer In any condition of the system, and under no circum stances can it do harm. It Ht Invigorate like a class of wine, but Is no intoxicating Sever, ace to lead to intemperance t will promote ill-Ki-xtlnn, disslnnto headache, and gener ally tono up the system. The dose Is smsIL nut unpleasant, and lu virtues undoubted. Nolos, of time, no Inter ruption or atoppnire or business while ttktriB the, Kegolator. Children comDlalnln? ef Cnllo, Headache, or Mick, Htomnch, a teaspoonful or more will give relief. If taken occasionally by pa. tlents exposed to MALARIA, will expel the poison and protect them from attack. a piirsiciAvs orniiojf. , I have been practicing medicine for tx-enly years, and have never been able to put up a vegetable compound that would, like Simmons Liver Regu lator, promptly and effectively move the Liver lo action, and at the same time aid (lastcad of weak ening) the digestive and .assimilative powers of iho systsm. L. M. Hihton, M. D., Washington, Ark. SEE THAT TOU OCT THE OEKULNE. rREFAKao BY J. H. Zeilin & Co.. Philadolphia, Pa. REMOVAL'! Dr. C. T. Horn, Respectfully announces to bis oustomers and the peoplo generally that he has removed his DllUO STUItU.from l.euokol's Bulldlne; to bis new store room opposite- ibe Fubllo Square Bank Streot, Lehighton, Pa., whom bo will be pleased to recelvo friends nnd the public, and supply them with , Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a line line of latest designs in Wall Paper AND DecorationS, at f.owest Prices. Persons can also obtain Kyo-t I lassos and Speetaelcs, properly ad. lusted to their sight al rcasonablo Jirlecs. Prescriptions compounded with car day or night. , Remember, THE CENTRAL, DKUU Store, lob.a. yl Du.O. T. noun. I A W r Claims a specialty, a nd W I A IN I J RA VIS. AIlDiTItlN, U-f II 1 U HOMESTEAD IWUTIFIOi WAR A I. I MAT ES And all kinds off. AN' II SCIMPT hnuvht andsuld. f.arKO Stock, and Highest Prices paid. Do you nnt to soli or buy? Jf'se, write to A. A. THOMA R, Attorney at Law, Wasblnitton, 1). O. Jan.ertfo. Central Carriage Works Bank St., Leliighton, Pa., Aro prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Euggies, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &c, Uf every description, In the most subslantlsl manner, and at Lowest Cash l'rloes Rcnali'Intr Promptly Attended to TltEXMJR & KHEIDLER, April !0, lS83yl , - Proprietors. WM. DUFFY & SON, of East Mauch Chunk, are preparod'lo do all Jtlndsof Plasterii & Ornamental fort at shortest notice. Orders by msll will r eetve prompt attention. Terms moderate or goodwork. senlotf MANHOOD iicttored. A icentleinan huvlnir Innocently contracted the habit of self abuse In his youth, and tn coiiienueneo suflered all the horrors of Sexual Incapacity, fjost Man hood, Physical Decay, (leneral Prostration, elc , will, out of sympathy for his fellow sufferers, mall Ireo the recipe by which ho was finally cure, I. Address in confidence J. IV. 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We refer to the Germ an-American National Hank Washington, I). O.i the ltoyal Swedish. Norweulai and Danish Loira Hons, at Washington ; Hon. Jos. Casey, Jate Oblel Justice U. S. Court of Claims; to the Ollleliils or the U. 8 Patent Offlve. and to .Senators and Members of Congress from every State. .Address: LOUIS HAOOERfc CO., So llcltors of Patents and Attorneysatr.aw I.e.. Droit llulldlng W'Aenixoio. D. U, 1 ', 1 .' M 'I '", RTrp'PTT'PlT'eur.d by our ai'rlgent SfcUi J. UfVJL.tigg powder ctafe, sure, cure (100. lly mall with lull direc tions uuok lur -i oent siauip. I'fcBT I'O., 401 sixth Avtnuv, New Vort. d,27 ly lirriTi1rT a wmn nt. whs ill-Urn to AJJV(Olia Odon,. tnslr- .wumw . double their pn-flts rv Inlroduelpg a Una nf new goods In .iispvnsH'in'o ail fumiliea. wtn addrts.lur fml i rt ' .i' ' iv i. rHTooocuurAsr. Nu. Msih Avenue, ,w YojL. ' aeeiny
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