s wmi !!!-l 1 "fiiH""w'"'iL'g"l"jL'jglJjlj" .iiMgwwiiiwwiiiii i MiniiifJfMa-wwwM" The Carbon Adyocato An tudopsndent Faoillv NerrsraPtf Published every .SATURDAY Lehighton, Carbon Co., Ta., by ' " VRIty V. JIOltTJIl.TxEIi. Orncil-nA.sjKAVAY. a short Oislauc suf, tho LelihtU Yalley It. IX, Dejxl. Terms: $1.00 peivAnnuia in Ad?auce nrr.y nrac-tnioN o run ao r.xcr J ob Printing . AT VERY LOW PBIfJfia - IT. V. MoRTiUMEn, Jr Publisher. INDEPENDENT-" Live and Let Live." SI. 00 a Year if Paid in Advance. VOL. XIII., No 8. LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 1885, IPnat imld in advance, $1.25 Advertising Rates. We desire t to bs distinctly understood I at no advertisements will bo inserted In Ihe columns of Tit Carbon Advocate that inry bo received from unknown parties or Cerms unless accompanied by tbo nasn. Tho following aro our only tormsi OMR square (10 uses), One year, each insertion J?cf!" Bix months, each Insertion I , Throo months, each insertion 20 cts. Lcutlmn three months, first Insertion tl ! each subsequent Insertion 25 ct. Local notices 10 cents rer line. II, V. Morihiukr, jr., Publisher. Attorneys & Counsellors. -yy m. ii.vi'snrn, ATTOTINBY AND COUNSEL-OP. AT LAW, ami Stni,I.cmaRioic,rA. Itsallisfatean-Collection Aaeucv ynil-aysnd Rll rt.il Kstate. Conveyam-Init oeatly "lone Col lations promptly rnd. Settling hstatis or I identl a specialty. May be consulted In Kn jih ad Usrraa.i Nov.ia. rp A.i SN VDEKf ATTOKNUY AT I, AW. OrTlcs-Corner or Dnnk Street k Bankway Snd bultdtnjr abovo the Carbon Advocate Printing: Uirtoo. May 1, 1883-mf LKII1Q1ITON. J?hysicians and Dentists. Tn. w. ye. kuijeu PHYSIOIA ANl BUltOEON, DANK STllKUT, I.E11IC1UTON. OFFIUK Hours at rarryvllle From a.m., to 18 in, dally. May b consulted In tin Enijllsh or German L,anuace. May 17. '84. VTT A. MUiHAMEH, M 1)., ' niysioian and sunor.oN (Special sttntloo paid to Chronic Dlfeiiei. OfHc: South lisst cornrIronand-ud t.,Lc hlthlon.ra. April 3. 1678. Jq- It. KUHEK, Al. 1). V. S KxnmlnlliR Siil'B"", rr.AOTICINtt PHYSICIAN anil BUGOEON, oxncnr Hank stieot. ItnB.n'i. -lock, Lc.nsU ton. Pp. H ay ue aonaaileil In the Ocrra 'n -aiiRUijre. Nor. REMOVED. W. G. M. Seiplc. Physician & Snrgeon, Hal ltcmovcd his Odlco ami Resilience Troin Seoond St. to SOUTH Strecr.in thohulMIni; formerly occupied by A. J nm.i.r.NMAVKrt, whiro ho will be pleased to seo Ills frlamls ml natrons, tnr 0.F1UE IHillKS: from 6 to 0 o'clock P. M. March 31. 1883. W. A. Cortright, D.D.S., ,iaarj'aftss' 3-sa55B5s?saaHKi -'''' tLr, OFFICE! Opposite the "iiro.nl way House," Mauch Chunk, Pa. Patients htvo the benefit of trio latest Im provements In niodniili.il appliances ami tho best tucthols iirtm.itmoni In all turvlcal eases. ANJESTllETU' administered II doslre.l. If iiossli.le, persons residing outside of JUueh Chunk, should m ike ongnermcnts by mall. 118 M A BOOK ON Deafness k Catarrh. The above named bonk of near KO paies tiy lilt.SHOU.MAK.Elt, the well.knnn n e.v iiorleneed Auril .-'urueun, nlllho sent Ireo ionyiiddrs. Every family should h.ivo this ilonk. THo'iookis lllusiratcd.and ful ly explains In plain language all Diseases of Ibe EAR and CATARRH, and how to ireat tlnfo ailments ecceessfully. d 'nss. Dr. C. E. Shoemaker, C13 Walnut Street, HEADING, Pa. Deo. 6,1881 ly 0 CARBON HOUS! W. BAUDENllUSII, PnOPitlETOlt, HaxkSt., LitnioiiTos, Pa. Tho GA3UON House olfcrs nrst-elassaceom-modatlons to tho TravolliiK public Hoiirdlnu by tho li.iy or weeK on ue.isuirmiu icim, Uholco OlitarJ. Wlnos and Liquors alttay on i.i-H iin...i shp.di ami Stables. Willi nlteo- tiro Hostlers, attajliel Aiiru ii'j i, piCKKKTOS HOIEI,. Hway between Mauch Chunk ii EehlicUton IiEOPOUl MEYER, Paorr.ntTon, Vackerton, Pcnn'a. This welt known hotel Is admlraMyrcntled .mi h t. tim hnitt.iretitiiinoitallons lor Herman at and transient boarders. Excellent tablo an ike very best Honors. Also rlne stables attaeliad. Sept. 10-yi. Mauch Chunk House, Saso,uoliamm Street, Mauch .hunk, Penna. T. F FKIlIt, I'roprlt'lor. When visiting at tlio County Seat this Hetel will rnuinl to be llrst-olass In every res. eet. Wines, htquors, l.iiiier lleer. Clears aail other Helresluncnts of purest quality at the liar lerms very moderate Patronage solltllea. Se.it. 22, 188a Beer Saloon aaft Restaurant, 1143 Vino St., Philadelphia. Dennis Gilbert, Proprietor. The Par Is ftmrlshed with choice Clpirs, rrash Lascer, and otlior retreshmenie. Per sons from Ihe Lehigh Valley vlsltlnit Phila delphia aro respectfully Invited to ijlvo me a tall. UBN.M9 UlLHCKT. March Si. U31-tf. IIAUDENI.USII Meipeetfully annnunos to the publlo that he has opsnod r. NEW LIVERY STAHLE In oaaretlan with his hotel, and Is prepared to furalih Teams for Funerals Weinis or Business Trips qr iiortit notice and most ItberaUerras, All rleri Uft at the "Uiirlwin Uuuie" will receive frampl atttntlon. Stable on North Street, ft il the hot. I, IehlKhlon. i.-inyl Ahi A PRIZE SendOcents for poslaue.andre. oelvo free.aeostly box ol koo1s whleh trill hell, vou to more money rlKht away than anything else In this world. All, of either ox, eucoeed Irom first hour. The broad wny to fortuno opens be fore the workers, absolutely sure. At onoe a4dr. True it Co., Augusta, Mo. WW M IJ 'fflESTifs Dec. suiy ANDERSON t SMITH tor ol u. s. n nd For. I'atents. No. 700 Sev. .nlk Street, enr. (). onn. II. S. Patent olflce. vr(lntlon, I), 11. Oorresimndenceiolleiicit. j9 taarite lor nuvice. rtu ico cimrKVM un less Patent Is allowed. Relercnees, Lewis Jakasoak Do, Hankers, nnd Postina.tcr. Washington, 1). U. Pamphlets of instruc tlins free. niayll ). ,w-sULlN I'HN llltr.rV,lusblonatje lkj7 Hoot and Suos Makkh, Hank St., Usktithton. All work warranted. LAND.ii tllaitnsa specialty, a nd WAR ItAV rs. A II It IT I II N A I. limiESTRAI) tIEItriKHJAT. nm .ml .llklndtnf LANIISIIIUPT bnuuht las a ltd, I.trice Stock, and Highest Prices xtd. Do you want lo sell or buyT If so, Write to A. A. THOMAS, Attorney at Law, Tfashlagtan, D.O. (vn.S.tfc, m oore money than at an thing elaa by taking an ageucy for the best selllNg book nut. Hezlnners succeed grand. Jr. None fall. Tcrmafree. lUll'TT II lOK J. w. Co., I'crtland, Mama ueew-iy 'ghomaa' Drug Store. GREAT Just received a large stock of the very latest paterns of "Wall Papers AND Borders, which I offer at the fol lowing reduced prices: Gilts, 25 & 30c. White Blanks.10 k 12c. Brown B's 7, 8 k 10c. All must be sold in a few months. Call at DRUG STORE for bargains. Din-lings' Old Ftand, Bank Street, LEIIIGHTON. HI EY'8 Cream Balm Clcnnsps tlio Hcntl. Allays Inflnminat Ion IlcnlsthfSorcs ItcslniT.s the sciucnortaslo Si SiiieTl A ..... - ACH !ArF.EVEl litiv" euro: 60 cent at liruirijisls. oo cents by mall rem- .. 1. - ..,1 tered. Send for circular. Sample by mall 10 cmts. FLY UHOTHERN, ImiL'ulstt. Owego.N. Y. dec-M-yl rnironz.vs RPIGRCR, A. CONVEYANCER, AND GENERAL INSURANCE AGElfT The following Companies are Eopresented -1A2 )N MUrUAI.l'IBK. ltEAI)I0 UUTUAI, FlIJE. WYOMINO FIP.E, roTTSVii.i.i: pmn, I,t:iII01l Firtil.aniltlio TUAVEEEItS AOOIOLNT INfUltaNOE Also rcunsylvanli and -Miitoal llorso Thlel eteellveond Innuranto Comiianv. MarchlS.U"! TH03. KEMEREK TTT1T T forworkln? people. Send.10 cents H n, I ,r postngo, and wo will mall juu Ircc, cooda that will nut vou In the war of mak. Inn more money in a few day than you ever thoiiKht po-slbli at any business. Capital not requ'red. You can live at homo and work In spare tlmo only, or all the Hino All ol both sexes, of nil nuos, urandly succcsslul. do cents to .5.00 easily earned ctery evening I hat oil who want worK may tesi menus n, wo tnnlcn Ihls nniinrnlleleil oiler: Toal who are not well eiursfted wo will send il to nav lor tho trouble ! writPm us. Kull narilculiirs, dlrecllons, etc , sent fres. ltn m.nio par nhsolutelr sure for all who stai ntoneu. " Don't delay. Address Stisux I Cc. I'ortlaud, M.nno. dec. a) ly i)r. C. T. Horn. " Central Drug Store,- Oppoelte tho " Oarbon House," Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa., Keeps a fall enpplr of Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Stationery & Choice Cigars. Choice Wines and Liquors for Medicinal purposes. Prescriptions very carefully com pounded, day or night. ALSO. Just received, an Immense stock of Newest and most Popular Designs Id Wall Papers AND Borders, which ho Is offering at Prices tully as low as tho same qualities and Patterns can be got In the Cities. If you are about redecorating your hon.e, call and see styles and learn the prices beforo purchasing elsewhere. Rcir.cmber.'l H E CENTRAL DRUG Store, Feb. .- I Dr. O, T. HORN. -innn nnnlni,r""" K,ven """r- ffnd Vllll III ll"S Hve cents postage, and by yUUiUUU, 5nu will gut free a package of goods oflarjo value, that will slarl.eu In work that will atoneo Lrlng jouln money faster than nnythlng elso In America All anout the Ji':oo.ooo In prcannts with eaehboi. Agents wanted cverywnere.oi ennersex, or all ages, for all !Ro time, cr spare time only, to w rk for us ni their own homes. Fortunes for all workers absolutely assured. Don't delay, 11. lUt.L-TT it Co., Portland, Me. DeelO-ly yCSubscribc ibr the Ad vooate, only ipl per year. CU11S WHftl lit Hit IAI1I. Itevtttouehviun. Ii-ttn-ood. I Use Id utne. Hold by druscUita. I mi y 2& i Day' Hone and Cattl Powder Is a rro prcrpnt It of Lung ror.r and a certain remeilr for many nuea-cs o vt men jionos, unt il., Slifcp and IIocs are ui Ject, leh pne-apa cotitMns win pound full trcifrht. 1'rieo C5 cti. It in ncrCT nold In bulk. Iho grnu'1"0 benrs our rcil. torM Trod o-M ark , to wit i A iiuirtjieati in iiixu,n strip Cautlon-Iabcl, and tlio fn-lTnIln 1m intnrn nf A. ft. llryer C- Co., Holo 1'rop'B, UaJU- IHUJf, JJiU., UiO,At Pmnfto Lnnce C!nbrb (Manrcliri. fir CiV larru l-inco iu C'tt.-oia br all Urocsl&ta. THREE OLD SAWS. I. If tho wnrM seems colli to you, Kindle fires to worm ill ift their comfort hide from view Winters Hint deform it. Hearls as frozen as your owu To that radianco gather; You will soon Turcot to moon 'Ati! tho cheerless wcalhcrl" II. If tho world's a wilderness, Go build houses In ill Will It help ynur loneliness On the winds lo dim III Raise a hut, however slight, Weeds and brambles smother, And to n olaii'1 meal invito Some forlorner brother. III. If (lie world's 'a!e of tears. Smile, till rainbows (pan Hi Breathe tho love (hat life endears, Clear of clouds lo fan It. Of your gladness lend a gleam Unto souls that shiver; how them iiow dark sorrows stream Blends with Hope's bright river. BRAVE LITTLE TRTJDE. Gerlrmle ilny is my sister-in-law, n Bright lilllo fairy of 10, with n pair of c-es like Mar?, ami n merry, thrilty way about her calculated to muko n man for get Unit Ibis ia n html, work-a day world, nil of vexation nnd disappoinlnunt. When Annio nnd I wera married we ooli Gertrmla to livo with us; I could not be.tr tbo Ihcught of the lovely girl i;oiiifr to meet the world In somo menial occiu'alioii, and Annie wa tbunkful to hnvo her aUter with lier. (.ierlruuo "iruu wo niwny onirii the dear child paid her wbj', I assure yen Alter Iho birth of Ilaby Grace she took tho tuliro maiiaimcnt of tbo household upon her young bbouldcM, and thouRh we never kept asirvnut my wife t.carctly knew Abat it waa to hayu a cati in the world. So wo went on for n couplo of years as happy s birds in a net, mukiui much ol tho bltsMiics wo bad. llilnkiui; little or tiolLiugol our pnvttious AUm, I never drcamod that our first rtverao would como to us through me, Yet, was I to bo blamed? Ever a bard worktr, one particularly hot itimmtr I bad a double dntv lo per form at tho bank, and I overtaxed my ability 1 remember falliiifj with t dull crash beuinth my dctk one day, and it was uoiks ere I uus conbeious that I lay at home in my own bed, carclully tended by Annie and Triula. I bud been stricken down with brain fever, nnd tbo doclor bud said tbo strug Ule back to health nnd strength would be loug nud serious, lor my B.steu. una wholly debilitated by overotk Alter about tix wteks, and I had been dtclaren out cf danger, I uwoke oui evening, aftir tukmg a long imp, to Qnd iho room deen in twiliohtuud very ui Itnt. I lay tome time iu n drowsy state, when suddenly I was arotued by the uniuis tnUablo -ouud of a bob closa by rue, tol- lowed by tbo low, carucet voice of 1'rndo. Dou't cry, Annie, dear,'' she raid, soothlugly, "you'll wake blm. Oh, but, Trude, what nro vio to do?' fullered my wlfo. We sbiill pull through nil riRbt, dear, never learl" was the brave reply. "But every cent of tho tnotcy isont! There's n moulh's rent duo, nud no end of little outatanding bills. Rtiddes, the doctor won't be comiug much longer.nnd tbeu. of course, theru'U be his billl" Heaven help inel her words almost killed me! But eveu then little Truda was equal to the occasion, "We must make some money, Aunln, ' she said llinily. How'" iu despair. "It is the height of the blackberry sea- sou, and the Iruit is unusnully flue. I shall go out at five o'clock to-morrow morning, pick several quarts, nud sell every oue of them at the lioltlt before noon. I shall do the same as loug us the berries last; you will then see whether wo'cau make a little money or uotl" I could have arisen nud fallen at ber fenl iu worship of ber heroism; but poor Aunie took life more seriously; she teemed proof ngaiuat Tiuda's hopeful ness. Oh, tkat could never succeed," she sighed. "Well, I'm olu to try, nnjwajl" was the undaunted rejoiuder. After a short pause Anuia said, snd deuly; ".rude, we are inn desperate strait; why couldn't yon write to Oerald Day. Ion and ask him to lend ns some i-ouejl" "Anniel" 'Well, be was in love -lib you before mother died; be is very rich, and I m poiitiroyou would at beta bis wlfo to-day if j on bad let him ask you; so why " "Oh, htuhl bush I" Gerlrndo cried. "Not n word more of that! Let mo linvc my own wny. BUievo me, I sbsll suc ceed." Abont 10 o'clock on lbs following moruiug Aunie came to me, all dressed tip In ber best, and, In a nervous wny, asked me if I could spare her for n couplo of hours to go into tho village with Trade. I knew in an instant tbo blaokberries bad been picked and that tbo dear girls wcro going together to try their fortune. Rather than distress Annio by letting her know tbnt I had overheard their con vereaticn of the preceding evening, I as sured her that I was perfectly comfort- bla nnd urged ber going. As they went down tho garden path I crept to the window and looked after them. Through the Ecnlding tears which gathered beforo my eyes liko film I saw rmlo with a largo basket upon each arm, while my poor liltlo wife followed her with tho baby in her arms. God only knows what I suffered dur- iir those two hours. I bad fnlleu into n light sleep from sLorr misery and exhaustion when I was wukencd by tbo entrance of Annie. Iler face was ns radiant ns nn nngol'A. She put tho baby down beside me nud kissed mo ni though hho bud not seen mo for ten years. Oh, wbnt do you think!" she cried. 'Who do yon snpposa is.ln tbo parlor with Trudt?" I made a very shrewd guess. "Gerald Daytou' I said. "Yesl" exclaimed Annie, "Trudo went o town to sell somo blackberries, and at tbo very first hotel we oime to, who should sco ber but Mr. Dayton. IIu took ber to task tbon nud tbiro for not citing him know where she hiI gone to after mother died, and I'm'suro beforo ho leaves this bouse he'll 03k her to marry birul ' Scarcely wero tbo words out of her mouth wheu dear littla Trude entered the room, looking like a blush-roso iu full bloom, and lollowed by Mr. Gerald Dayton. I had seen the young gentleman two years btlore, wheu I was courting my Annie, nud, though I knew him to bo a decided "swell," I nlwajs thought him nn exceedingly fins ft How, Alter lUo tirst salutations wero over Trudo said to me: Mr. Dayton doubts my assertion that I sent him my address when we moved out hero. Don't yon remember that winter moruing Ibnt I gave you n uole for him?1' Hill OUtlgCU-IU bUlllfwyuH, A UV ' remember tho occurrence. "Ah! you litllo traitor!" laughed Ger aid Daytou. In Iho menntimo my wife had gone' to tbo clotet, brought out my winter over coat, and produced from one of ils pock ets n yellow, crumpled nolo addressed to Mr. G. D.ijton. Ob, how they laughed at luo then, and Gerald said: ' 'Now yon must rtone for your klnnie fnl neglect, sir, by givlup me your sister-in-law ns my wife. And, ns exchange is no robbery, I will give you this bouse ami laud, being both mine, together with nil tho rents you bnvo paid for it in tbo two years yon have been hers. Come, what do you snj?" "It is for Trudo to say,'" I answered, tailing her liltlo berry-stained bauds iu mine. Sho laughed just ns a bird trills, and said, with a shy blush: "I'm sure I'm agreeable, nnd should bavo beeu two years ogo, if you had bad asked me!" Iu a fortnight I was a well man and back at (be bauk. 0OT OF OIL. "And so you nro co.uforlably fixed now,,' pleasantly reniarktd one lady to nuotber- "Oh, yes; wo own onr own home, and aro getttitg along very well," lepliedtbe other. "How did your husband make bis monej?" was asked. 'Out nf oil!" wns the reply. "Ob, boring tor il?" "No, ma'am." "Buyii,g oil land?" "No, ma'am." "Speculating?" "Oh, no." "How did bo iiake his money out of it, then." "By keeping ont of it.'' 0HLY A FABLE. Once in a Large City there dwelt a Maiden whose Mother, being in Moder ato Circumstances, was pnt to great straits to so educate ber Daughter that she mi. lit occupy a Higher Walk iu Life, She worked bard and deprived herself of every Comfort. Aud how wns (the re warded? Strango to say, this Young Lady appreciated her Mother's Sacrifi ces, and did all she could to lighten her Ltbors. Upon returning from School she would devote her lime to tbe Kltch en nntll tha Honr for ber Muslo Lesson arrived, aud tbeu abe would niako tbe Piano Howl. Sbe arose early and as sisted with tbe Wasbiug nnd Ironing, and when Iter Yuurg Man took ber to the Ice Cream Parlor at night she always slipped somo Choice Cake into her Pocket for Mi. Finally Bbo aud the Yonug Mau were Married, aud tho Best Koom in their IIouso was devoted to tbe Old Lady, who ucver arterward ukl a Lick of Work. Moral: This ia not a Trr.e Storv. It is a Fablo. A bill to establish tbe whipping post fur wife beaters has been intro dueed into tbe California Legislator. DisbonUty in Eureka, Nevada, runs In strange directions. The best bcarso in town was stolen receutly. Everjbody should subscribe for the Advocate with the beginning of tba new tr. price :i a vear. All taa latest 1 ncwn up to tbe tlmo of geing to prtm. -emeb -Sally Hackmcn nro tho best hearlod fel lows in the world. Tbey never see a Ions man making hli way home Rt night without asking him to ride, IIoui. In calling atlonlion to au article advertised in our columns, wa are pleased to oo.tice an excellent sign In regard to it, vis; (hat the testimonials relating to Hood 'a Sarsaparllla aro Irom New England people, and many aro from Lowell, the home of this intdiclne. Wo aro assured that the sale of tins article in Lowell, whore It is best known, Is wholly unprecedented in tho annals of proprietary medicines We leave it with yuu to decido as to tha prob able merits of au article with such a solid foundation. Bread is tho aloft' of lite, and liquor the stills tbe former snatainiug a man, and the latter elevating blm tor n fall. A Florida Judge sent bis wifa to jail for stealing, and whmi she got out sha had him impeached for dividing Ihe plunder with her. Good breeding is bonevolonoe in trifles or tbo preferenco of others lo oar- selves iu the daily occurences of Ufa, The most promineut bridge in tho world is tho bridge of Mrs. John Camp bell's noso. Sha lives iu Virginia, au d sho has been suing a railroad company for tbe last thirteen years to get dam- nges for n broken nose, Sho weans to poke ber noso into tho oas) until she gets $10,000 in cash. -Shlloh's Vltollaer is what you need for Constipation, Loss of Appetite, Dissincss and all symptoms of Dyspepsia. Price 10 and75 cents per bottlo. Sold by W. P. Biery, Weuspuil, Dr. U. i, Horn Leliighlon. Croiip,Vboorin Coush and Bronchitis immediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure. Sold by W. F. Biery Weia3port, Dr. C. T. Horn Lehighton. That hacking Couzh can bo so cilllcklv cured by Shlloh's Cure. Wo guarantee it Sold br W. I. Biery Wcissport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lehicjilon. Will you suffer wilh Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint? Shlloh's Vitalizer is Ciiarinteel lo euro ynu. Sold by W. F. Biery Weissport, Dr. C. T. Hum Lehighton. Sleepless nic.hti,made mlaerabloby that terrililo cough Shiloh's Cure is the remedy lor you. Sold by W. F. Biery Weissport, Dr. C. T. Horn Lehighton, Calnrrh Cured .health and sweet breath secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price SO cents. NuhI Injector free. Sold by W. F Biery Weissport Dr. C. T. Horn Lehigh ton. For Inmo lack, eido or chest, uso Shlloh's Porous Plaster. Prtco 25 ceuts. Sold by W. F. Biery Weissport, Dr. C. T. Horn LehiRhton. Shiloh.'s Cough and Consumption Cure is sold by u nn a guarnnteo. It curb's Con sumption. Bold bv W. F. Biery Weissport, Dr. C. T. Ifiii-n Tiil-liinn. Up to tha scratch a barbed wire fence. A light rain genernlly tnake? heavy walking. One of Tweed's relation says that he used to be fond of learning verses from tbj Ilitlo when boy, and now he has committed Exodus. Drunksnncss, or tha Liquor Habit, can bo cured by admimstorine Dr. Hainos' Qolden Specific. It can be given in a cup of coffee or tea without the knowledge of the persou taking, it, effecting a speedy and permanent euro, whether the patient is a moderate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of drunkards haye been made temperate men who have token tho Golden Specific In their coffee without their knowledge, and to-day believe lliey quit drinking of their own free will. Ko harmful elleets lesult from its adniltiiitrulion. Cures guaranteed. Circulars and testimonials sent free Address, Gw.nr.x Srscino Co., 185 Rbco 6t., Cincinnati, O. The aycr.igo length of a Minnesota courtship is five days. Girls are scarce. nnd tho mon buy, aud so they "pop" aud marry, and fight, aud repent, aud divorce. Tbo coal mines in Wyoming Tern tory are mostly worked by Chinamen. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. The best eaiye m the world forcuta, bruises, sores, ulcere, salt rhuem.fever sores, tetter, chapped bauds, clillblauds, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positively cure1 piles, or no py required, it is guaranieeu to cive perfect satisiactlnn, or money re funded. Prieo 25 cents per box. What you nro doing for lovo you can do no longer for mere gsin. The higher motive drives out the lowor. A tramp arrived at Suscex county, New Jersey, whero tbo authorities gave him stones to break beforo be ho bad his dinner. Then up spako tbe tramp aud said, "Wheu they ask for bread will ye give them a stone." An End to Bono Scraping;. Edward Slieppherd, of llarrisburc, III., savi! "Haying received so much benefit front E'cctrio Bitters, 1 feel It my duty to let sullerlng huinanlly know it, Have Had a running sore nn my lei for eiclit years; my doctors told me I would hava lo have Ilia bona scraped or leu amputated. I used Instead, ihrce bullies ol wcctrle timers and seven boxes ol Bucklen's Arnica Sale, and my leg is now sound and well." Llectnc Itinera nro sold at hltv cents a bottle, and Bucklen's Arnica Salve nt 25c. per box by T. I). Tliomss. When two yonug Cbluamen,now be ing educated iu a Lowell factory, in ado application tbe other day for permission to cut off their pigtails, for fear of tbeir catching iu tbe maoblnery, tba rtquest bad to be first forwarded to th authori ties in China. Borne say "consumption can't ba cured." Ayerjs Cherry Pector.l, as proyed by forty years' experience, will cure this disease when not already advanced beyond the reach of medical aid. Even then its use affords very great relief, and insures ro Ireahing sleep. Lucy Stone writes a letter to the Boston Transcript recalling tba blstori ail faot that Bunker Hill monnmeut wu nofioisbed till Boston women raised the money, and that funny Ellaler gave Iba pruoceds of an exhibition for tbo cap ttoac. Always operating for n. rlso ics. A girl of in-brod usefulness Rains. A FRIEND OF YOURS, BT 4. II. niiaoiTTB. Ho comes, but not wilh a clamorous gush, Nor with defiant, echoing rush Wilh voiceless footfall on the floor, Ho comes to stay tha bore, tbe bora I Soft Is his voice si unbaked bread) And softer than his voice, his heal; His talk Is flatter than tha floor, Ilut yet ho stays the bore, tlio bore Upon your brow, as black as night, He smiles, with placid mien, polite; And when you tread upon his Iocs, "Begs pawdow," but ho nevor gooi, You toss exchanges in his faoe, He smiles, but docs not Icaye his plaos, You yawn, you closa your oyes nud snore Ho does not (o the bore, the bore I Oh, brick wa up each window tiRht, Shut nut the sun, tho air, tha light Wilh iron armor case tho door He'll still get In tho bore, tho borej New Orleans Letter, Fro. oun Srncut. Counc.iroyoRN'T. New Orleans, Dec. 27, 1S81. Every day shovs an inoreased attend ance at the Exposition, and nbilo work still progresses iu and on tbe various buildings, grounds, etc, interest in tbe success of tho World's Great Fair does not slack. Within tha past ten days much has been done toward completing details. Of course the formal opening was premature but postponements tend to depress exhibitors more thnu any thing else, aud ns the publlo expected, oven demanded it, tbo management con. oluded it was the best to throw her opeu and thereby inspire all conncoted with the affair to bestir themselves to get into shape, and givo people visiting tba city au opportunity of seeing already the "greatest show on earth." Stablea for several thousand head of blooded stock have been oonstruotcd aud many car loads are now on tho road headed hither. Machinery is getting Into place In tbe immense cotton and saw-mill depart ments; nnd tho art gallery will be re ceiving its contcuts the first of January, while the Mexican ootagounl iron build ing will bo finished by the middle of January. Workmen aro busy laying tha railway for the elcclrio passenger train; while the d:zen electric towers will shed a re fulgence over tho whola grounds that will astonish and pleaso tba world of spectators. Fountains aro playing thousands of jets which are caught by tbo mild zrpbyrs and gently wafted in refreshing sprays srtuepai 1UIUHU5 wMtuumi u,,,ii.- ture rainbows by reflections of tbe suu's rays. Ways nnd means for reachin tha Ex position grouuds, whioh has been n seri ous question . for tha management to solve, is to ba remedied by laying a steam railway to run Irom Cacal street, which with tha street car lines and stonnboals on the river will probably be adequate to servo the throngs that will daily visit tha grounds for the next six months. A very important evil in tbe way of accommodations for tbe public, which threatened to lessen tbe expected atteu danco by extortionate charges for board nnd lodging, especially tbe latter, has been overcome by a sudden roductiojij over tbo city. Now ono can rent a room for n week or a month without being ne cessitated in purchasing tho Batne, seem ingly. Christmas eve, the three electric light Companies engaged In lighting tbe Ex position turned ou every lamp nnd hum or iu tho building nnd on the towers.and such n ball of brightness has not been seen sinco the Star of Bethlehem arose iutheEist, 1881 years ago. It seemed n hundred suns, a thousand moons, a million stars bad gaddeulv blended iuto a trinity, aud that Hoaveu itself had bent forward aud smiled down on this wicked world on this great memorable eyent of the 19th century, tbo eve of the birth of our Lord and Saviour. The re flections of tbe cleclrics shone for miles aronnd, and tbe glass tower of horticul tural hall was particularly attractive as it glittered Ilka so many diamonds np above the ordinary building. Those who saw this wonderful sight will never liye long enough to forget it, aud those who didn't see it will nevor know what they missed. In mnslo ball of tho main building a large Christmas tree was erected Christ mas eve, on which many a pleasant souvenir was depended for those who took an Interest in this old fashioned holiday pastime. Wm. H. II. Jndson, Exposition Snp't of printing and publishing, has made an excellent official and being a newspaper man knows bow to deal with the press and bas many friends. Ha extends the couitajy due the fraternity and makes them as oorafortablo ns possible. Tbe inauagemeut has literally arranged for the care of editors and coustqnenlly Ihe Fourth Estate will go to tbe front Of all the gay Christmas eve festivities New urieans bas em bail. It seems that r.iudemoniam bad been let loose, Everjbody with bis girl was on tho promenade, and Canal street was a lively scene. Tin horn, whistles, drums, ki- zoos and 10 cent shows bad the run. Tha noise was terrible and tbe fnn was likewise. All in good humor and tbe stranger as well aa townsman bad some inttiumect of sound nnd chimed in and enjoyed himself, Grown young ladies wilh tbeir bows were armed with th terrible nolae produciug flsli horn, and wonld in passing n bashtal young man surge tbe funnel shape macblue to Ihe fellows oil ear and let him have a Christ mas eve Balntatlon. Tbe young fellow would jump about three feet and king out "hold, enough." This merriment was kept up till I o- ro. with lb aid of flro crackers, wbo'U tlio rnln drova all ex cept a few revelers homo to their liltlo both. List Thursday was tho coldest day pf iho season here. The ground froze slightly and banana plants and delicate trophlcal shrnbhery suocumbad and cave Jitjft Frost tba palm. The city Is full of visitors to-day most ly exourslon parties of teachers and pupils frorn many Stales, who Itaye taken advautsgo of thoir holidajcj. BIM, H7B'a LATEST. TUB THOPntK A OniDUATKHApISl TEUtNO 11H STOUT. I think that oue reason thero nro so few gaod story tellers nruong uj is that tho listeners nro, In many instances, so willfully and so stubbornly unappreci. ativo that it tcudi toward discouraalnp the skillful narration of flrst-chss auto- doted. There wera fonr of us tocotber com ing across "Iho divide'' a few years ago, and this principle was then and thero olncldated, Gibbon, Gregg, and my self wera congenial acquantances, and wa would have enjoyed the long ride if It had not bocn for a man named Gaw- sago, who bad only recently efcaped from somo low-priced edaoatlonal ioali tution. Ho had acquired a faw ca?t-iron facts of tho oyclopede variety, and with tho odor of tho valedictory all throun.li his clothes be x-ai miking a tour of the coast and Colorado. Ha was what you may call really statistical, brainy young reservoirs or information who burst forth from tho Alma Materith tbe Intention of going to Congress in two years, but finally osmpromUIng thomatteHO years later by running for overseer of high- ways ami getllnfl suowed under by about 127 majority. When Gibbon saw Mr. Sawsngaget on tho stags ho said to mo In a low voice. Nyo, wo are undone. Sawsaga will doubtless endeavor to relate some anec- doto to us on the way, nnd then I shall commit ou ntrorjlous orlrae," But ho didn't do so the first ten ro'hs. Haoontented himself by shedding other information, and explaining thine a that ho had just found in bis physical goo graphy, nud stunning us with tho hard words that always fl.at around in tbe aquarium which youug men refer to as their brains. Finally, however, soma one reminded htm of n story, Gregg tried lo turn tho conversation, out It was of no use. Said he: ' It seems that many years ago a traveler or tourist of soma description, whose namo is Immaterial " Fuuny name," said Grogg. "Don't you think so, Gibbou?'' "Yes. Foreiguer, probably, . I knew -.u jimmy Terrial once, thoogU. Wo discussed the name for four or five milds, and thou allowed Sawsiga to pro ceed. "Well, as I ns going to say.tbis tour ist, traveler, or sojourner was prepound iug inquiries relative to tbo climute changes nnd Isothermal " "Now, pardon me," said Gibbon, "but are you sure that word is not prcuonned isothermal?" I ventura to remark that is-other-toal was the correct accent; while Gregg sided with Sawsage. From a quiet dis cussion this grew into a regular row, which lasted at least ten miles. Then we allowed fie narrative to proceed. oil, at last to make a long story ghort, tbe traveler and native of thit country " "Ileraeaiber bis name?'' asked Gregg "We've got tbo other man. name. We ought to bava this oue." "No," says Sawsage. "I didn't give the tourist's name, you remomber." "I beg pardon," said Gregg. "I dou't want to seem querulous and ail tho time kicking up a row with a comparative stranger, but you certainly gave us the other gentleman's name." We then bad a loug and highly enjoy able quarrel, during which Gibbon and I challenged Gregg aud Sawsage to light nn in a dark room, each man to ba blind folded and armed with an adze. Bisl man to pay all funeral expenses and scrub out tbe room next day. To this Gregg agreed, but Sawsage said ba wnsn t a very expert adzeman, and wanted to apologize. Gibbon and I hesitated, Finally we agreed to think it over, bnt In tha mean time wa begged Sawsaga to go ahead with his story, as we wonld reach tbe borne station in five mtnutea more. At last be made ont to tell tbe story that Adam found under tbe currant bushes when bo went Into tbe Garden of Eden, abont tbo place where tbe year was divided into ''nine months winter aud three months late into tba fall." At the station Sawsage went on East by tbo train, nnd we took No. 3 for S..H Like City. On tha way Gregg, Gibbon and I each sent a telegram to Mr. Saw sage, separately, which read as follows lo-wlt: "E, Ftolemy Sawsage, care Conductor No. 4; nava beard that B. O. story of yours before. 0 Collect." And wa bad too. TUB E.SZCT3 OF TOBACCO. Indianapolis Sentinel: "You amok loo mnob,''said W. 13. Reynolds lo Ham MoLano, who Is baldheaded. "May ba so." "If a baldheaded man stops smoking ba will have a fnll head of bair iu a snort time," continued Iteynoldt. "I cau't believe it." "Yes, it ii true) for I know a bald beaded man wbo quit imokl.g, and less than a mouth be bad ns thick n bead of hair as I ever anw." "Do yon mean to say that the Lai grew ont all over his head?" "No, of course not) but as soon as b stoppeu sruomng no savet np money enough to buy n wlp; " A good tunny social .caudal arise from atpsteor Iheati.'eals. mi 'Trf5l. Rhcumalism.Nouralgla.ScIatlca, Lumbaoa, Backache, llsadaohe.Toslaaonft, Bora Thr,t. Swell hun. Vprnlna, RrvUcs Hums. Kcnl.l. -rfwt UllM. isn all oriirrt bodily russ no acuis. Said br Dmttt.u sill ncalvi .rtrrwbtra, Mnj Owu . W.IU-. AlmM.Mll 1 U . w ' ritn I'H.n. . .-n.B.n (avi Miarar ' -:io-ar For Something Very Nica in Ihe Way of Ladles', Dent's and Chlldrea'a ' BOOTS, SHOES & GAITERS OU TO Peter Heim, opposite the Pnblla Square, DANK Street, i.enignton, where you will nnd a Larue and t'ashlonablo stock to select front at Lonusl Cash Prices, Alio, Ladles' and Gent's Boots and Shoes Hale to Orier on sho nottca. Hit Material and Work, manihlp guarantee-. Prices are fully a Lew as elsewhere, Your patronage la re cordially lurlted. y 10-aal Health andjlappiness. 00 AS OTHERS HAVE DONE, 4 Aro your Kidnoys disordorod? jiuun-j- oro orouffn mo irom ray Mil werv.Mttirlhrul btn alrtii op br 13 bciftloctor U Aro your norvea -weak? TTtrtnt'T TVmfc furvwl in fmm mart-nuts wrvh-ttM &o., mvtr I van n. MpcotiS, to 11to."-1V. n, U, B, UooUnln, Ed. Vhrutian Monitor, amlaaU, O, Havo you Bright's DIsoaeC? 'KL1nT i 01 S nrr1 mrt rhn in. wti- nm fu like fhaflc U thtn liko blood." Suffering from DIabetoa ? TCI dnT-Wort iJlhsiiKMt liiirrMmftil rmrvl r I har rer mod. Glrea Jmyt immwil&to rollM.' ITT. ITlUlipU. lJlU.OUpU.MtOri, Tt, Havo you Livor Complaint? kl'inc y-woi t rural ma cr cnrorua Liter DltaUK4 13 your Back lamo and aching? TWx&HWlfvj&J0 when I vmm Havo you Kidnoy Disease? UUday.wcrt mado mo tounfOnllrar tuul Iddnay alter roar f rr-raonrnrfcl doctorlnsr. 1 ti.al2..',-E3V. UcHlgof, Kllllaru-towTi, STe Vo. Aro you Constipated? TvMn.y-YJort eaiisea cry evucuAtlane nail cwe4 mo -iter 13 yean j oC other mr dlpine" x TTnTTn vnti Malnria? "Eliln.T-Wort ha4 dono better than any etb retard jr Iharo ercr used H wy prtjxtlce.'' tSi , Aw m-t mum s - Aro vou Bilious? TndiT-Tort has dono mo moro rood Uuas utf other remedy I hsTp rrcr take n." A. UBilU" aj A . VCM- Aro you tormontod with Piles? . Dr. w, C. Kiine rcommtnilwl it in m. O40. U. LI or.:, CXevhJcr M. iUni:, Slyantown, r. Avpi von Rheumatism racked? mtlru-y-Wort curfd ri. ftfier 1 wm eiwta up t dio ty Phj-ician and I hwi tu(Tcrtd thirty rra. Klbrldco Malcolm, Woot lUth, ll&ina. Ladies, are you suffering? idjiry.Wort cnroJ mo of roouilar troiiblea of "KldnfV. BfTtral yean tnndtn? , Uut frlend.UM and prAl.. lln. It. moreux.IUo La UotU, VS. it you would Banish Disoaso trad gain Health, Take The Blood Cleanser. AYER'S Oheny Pectoral. No other complaints are to Insidious In tbett attack as those atfrcllng the throat and lonfs: none so trlflwt w llh by tbe majority of anile, era. Tho ordinary crugh or cold, resulting perhaps from a timing or unconscious ex posure, Is often hut Iho If nluulng of a fatal sickness. Aixn's Ciiuiinv Pectoral taa well proton Its cfHcacy In a forty years' fbjBi with throat ami lung diseases, and should to tiheu hi all cases without delay, A Terrible CourIi Coreil. "In 1371 took a sceto cold. which affected my limrs. I bad a terriblo conch, aud passed nti-lit after nl.ht without aleen. cetors. : Pic. cave mo up. 1 trlert Avr.K's CiiEnnv ric innsr which rellored my lunes. Indneed sleep, and afforded mo the real for the recovery of my strength. Dy tho continued nse of tho I'ictoba- a pcnria nout euro waa etleete.1. 1 am now o Tears rai neowaary old. halo and hearty, and am eatlsfled yotsr I'liciuiv I'.CTonAt. sated me. lion if r. FAinnitOTHX Iteaklnsharn, Vt., July 13, Uta. Croup. A Motlier'a Trlbnt. " Whllo In the country last winter my little. boy,tlirec years old, as taken Ulwtli creupf It seemeil as If ho would die from strangu lation, Olio of the faintly suggested the dm af Avkii's CiiRiinr PriToiiAt. a bottle at which was nlwa's kept in the house This was tried in ruiall nud frequent doses, and to our delight In less tliau half an hour tha little patient was breathlni; easily. Ilia doe tor said Lhat tha CiiLiinv Pfctorai. had sarcd my darling's life. Can you wonder at our gratitude ' Blueerely jours, Mna. Emma Hcd-by." 1M West l:lh St, New York, May 10, INS, "I have nsed Aar.R's CliLrtrtv Prcronir, in my family for several years, and do not hesitate to prmtoimeo It tha most effeetnal remedy for coughs and colds wa have cre( tried. A. J, CliAK." 1-ike Crystal, Mlun., March 13, lfJ. " I suitera.1 for eight years from Itronelllls, ami after tr Ing manv remedlea with no suc cess. 1 staa eiuett by the Use of AvnH's CRPn uv PKrvomi. .loar.i u WALr." Ilylialia, Miss,, April S, It:. " I eaiumt say enouch In pralsa of A vtn'a rilKliiiv PcCTOnAL, belleviiiR as I do that but for Ils use 1 should long since have died from Iiiii. trnnhles K. njUODOX," Paleetlue, Texas, April Z2, Wi. Vo caaa of an affoctlnu of the throat cn lunjs exitta w hleh cannot be greatly relieved by tba uso rf Atkr's CitrnrtY r.CTOnit, and it will afiroys tuns when the disease ia not, alttAjy beyond the control of medlclce, rnri-AiicD uv Dr.J.O.Ayor&Co.,Lowetr,M35, Pol! b7 all Drujj'aU- N 4 1 JsnPKMiJcM 4 QAm
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