. Advertising Rates. Wo desire it to bo distinctly understood that no advertisements will be Inserted In the columns Of TbiOarbox AnvooAx that may bo received from unknown parties or firm! Unless accompanied by tho cash. Tho following are our only terms i OXS SQDABt (1U LUES), One year, each Insertion lOets. Biz months, each insertion, IS cts. Thrco'months, oach Insertion..!. 20 cts. Lees than tkree months, first insertion $1) cinch subsequent insortlon 25 cts. Local notices 10 cent per line. II. "V. MOimitMEK, Publisher. The Carbon Advocate. An tudcpe-tidciit Family Wewspai!1 Published every liATuftDAY, iu . Lchighton, Ourl-nu Co., Pa., by uauuy v. -tioitxiiianjK. urivs-CA'ds.'WAY. a short ditu aliott tie Lehigh Valley H. It, Depot. Terms: $1.00 jerAnnum iu Afirimct etcst nracrornoK or ru.rs atd tact J ob I?rinting AT VTEV LOW rr.IC'FJ3. H. V. MouTniMEB, Proprietor. INDEPENDENT" Livs and Let Live." 1.00 a Year if Paid in Advance. VOL. IX., No 45. LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY,. OCTOBER 1, 1881. If not paid in advance, 1.25 lie Cram CARDS, Attorneys. -TO M. RAPSHEU, ATIOHNKV AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Hixt6tliI,LlBlnnt05,Pi. n..iv.i.i..nj nollMll6n timer. WHIBuysnd Bell ft-al Kitate. OonTjnclng aeatly done Col aotlons promptly made. Settling Ustates of Vt- llenlsa specially, ubt ubcqdiuiibu m ndUaroaan. ycv.12. Physicians and Dentists. D n. w. a. coiu'iuGirr, BDUGnON DENTIBT, Pondera his professional services to tho peo ple of Mauch Chunk, Lchighton, Weissport, Packerlon and vicinity. OFFICE" t Opposite tho Broadway House, BROADWAY, MAHClfCHUNK, To. Fresh Laughing Gas always on hand. All Work guaranteed satisfactory. aug2-yl A. DKKHAMEIS, 31 .1)., PIIYSICIAN AND SUnOEON Special attention. paid to Chronic Diseases. One: South East corner Iron and 2nd at.. I.e tighten, Ps. Aprl' 3. 1875. . iieheh, m. i). U. S tCzamlnlng Surgeon, MACTtOINa PIIYMOIAN nnd 817 clflHON, Oevioe: Dank Street, liur.iui'k ULOCit, Lrhiph too. Pa. Alay bo ooninilcd ta tuo Germ n Language. Nov. 3 rnsrosiAs itusjuunn, X ' CO.NVEY.ANUEft, AND GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT The fallowing Oompmlea are Represented! I, khan )N mutual l'irtF., UhlAOIKQ nuruAi. I'iltC, WAOWIf.O I'IRlS, rorwviLLK rum, r.isiium vi me. nud tuoritAV XIJ31XS AtlCIDIJNT INSUHAXOI4. Also P-mnavlviinl'i and Mutnal Koran Thief -Dtee lv and In-in-anee rnnii-anv. Mtich is7t inuf. ki;mkhi:k. jgEKNAUI) l'lUIirf), ,OonTr BtriLbit.o, MA7.7UH CHUNK. Pa. Fire Insurance Agent, B3 rOMOIKS In SAFE Hompmles only, at Reasonablo Kates Aux.23-yl QtVIO EKBEUT'S Liver& Sale Stables uaNic si'riicii;x,i,H;iii(iiiT()N, p fast Titorrixa iionsEd, ELEGANT CAUUIAOKS, And poaitlrely I.OWKll I'l'ltui") tlwu any othci' Livury In tho C'uauty. . Lirjenud hinrthomo uiinluTO for If.incri, vicjoaeoanit Wciidtiise. JJ.VVIO J. W. RAUDENHUdH Rofpaotlnlly announes to tho puhlle that ho Uas oponod a NBW LIVKHY STAIILK In ounoi-etion with his hotel, and Is prepared to rarallh Teams fur Faasrals, Wciins o: Business Trips. on short's tnni lee nd mnt Hbmnl lerma. All orders leftar tho'-IJ.irhm llonsi-" will receive prompt attention Stable on North S'rect, next the hotel, l.ulilchu.ii. jdaW.jl ? Frot J.Y. VOiS. Ojfdeaaonra K.Y Jaltrji RUPTUR E iKCBniAjLIUUOB "V1 1 1 ih nhaiyoa wont Hie srrraieal Inrentlon cf thin-el t-ec oui- pim. uhlet. -cot .Ires. J'rot. J. Y. liUAN. Orreni burit. X.Y. I3lri7fl A Great Ganso or Hamaii Misery Is the Loss of ALU'TUSIKON T IK NATUItu.,i LAT HKXT, AND HADICAI. care of Seminal Wealc'ie'1. or Soeraiat'M itca inducod lir Hair Abu.s. Involuntary il-m iiiona, Impolency. JSorroai Dub'llty. and loiticilnoento t i f lnr rl tteuoraHyi Conaumptl in hp.le-my mid yitai -tlMitl aal Plu-ioal InoAiucitv- Ac lirifo iEttT j. nt'i.vr.rtvULL. u.. i un IbsMji tho' Orooii Jlco'ii," o. World. renowned antliT. In this adralr able Ioture, clean r pioielrnui blaowuex porieaon Ittt tlia nvfo1 cooaiMiiieiieoi ofeiclt. Abaaj may bo effectual v roiunved without dangerous urj;leal .eiiaratlons. bouTleii.iiii.tiu ments. rlnirs,orcoidiala j pntntlnit: out aoiooe nf eoro at ouceeerinin and effoctoa-. ii, whlci everr suOrrer: do niattor what Ma counltlon mar bo. nay euro olai.el cheaply, urlvatoly and radio ity. tyxnla L -eture will prove a boon to taun. aaods and thoaiands. lent usdor aeat. tn a plain envelope, to anv adaresa. on receipt of rdx oent-a or two purr. M tanp. WW IHVD Ah O A SU15E OUBB FOlt TVP8 WOttU Add ea Tho Ciilrrriroll Medical Co., 41 AS.1 St.. Hew York. S Y. V. O. Box4i3J Jan. I, INI .1 MILTON A. WEISS, CARRIAGE BUILDER, Bank Street, Lchighton. REPAIRING Of all description promptlyattended to at tho most reasonable prices. 0AII Work Ruarauteed, and patronaeje Is reaneotfully solicited IJan.sv.) 1 QARBON HOUSE, J. W. HAUUENBUSH, PhOPRlCTOH, UahkSt., LiuiouTOSf, Pa. The OAtthos Hnrss offers firsUclsss acoom. moilattoiis to I he Travellnv public lioardlaa; by the Day or Week on Reasonable Terms. IJhofco CIlKars, Wlnos and l.louors always ou band, tlood Sheds and Stables, with aiten. tivs Uwllcrs, attached, April Jff-yl 9 Railroad Guide. pIIILA. &. UBAP1HO UAILIIOAD. Arrangement of Passenger Trains. MAT ffilD. 1831. Trains leave ALLKNTOvVIf as followat (VIA FBRE10HI.K rtAtLtOAU). For Philadelphia, at MiSl.e.tS, IMO.a.tn.. and i 10 D, 10. For l'hlladolphlo at 4.i0a. m..3.s o. m. IVIA KASl'TFNNA. BUAKCU,) ForneidltiB nu Hmriaboir, .co, o.cia m 12.10 4.80 and Step, m. , For l.nucaati'nd Columtils, C.W, S.Oua.tn. and 4.30 1) m 1 SUNDAYS. For Readme and way point-. 4.30 p. in. l'orltcadui,ll.rrlsburg, and woj po nts.acs P" (VIA ItHKUfiU.) ror Philadelphia fiom I. V. De-pot 'i.U. 8.15 3.i4.n. m .it.' o 5.63,j.v4 p. ni. Buiiuny 4.00 p.m. rt.r Philadelphia item I.. & 8 Depot is: u. S'TrulusE;o'ii A LLEN'TOWN leave 0 follows: f via punciouns RA1LEOAD.1 Lonvo Philadelphia, J.40 a, id. and l.OJ, 1.C0 ,'UC 0.15 i. to. , SUKDAYH. Leave roUailtlphla.'B.O:' u. la., 3.1C and 'itO o. nl. tvik RAftTPRNsx r.nAXcn. i ccavo r.ediue,7.io ic.cuo.ti., 3. to :,s),pndO,is P.MI. Leave irnnlaburit S.J) S(Caudf.M). a. tn., 1.45 and 4.03 u. tn. Leave Laucaaler, 8.00 a to l.(S and 8.51p.m. LcuroColuuibia ;.so u. tn 1,10 ntid S.4U p. ni. SUNDAYS. Leave V.caOlnir. 7.30 pml V.U u, ra. Lcavo Huirlidima, l.'.V a.m. IVIA 11CT11LKUEU.) . I.caro "hllodolotllo 0 43. 3 00, iA MO, 4.1S r..ir. a osi,. in. suiidi u 31 h. ni.. .hi ii. m I'lalUHinniivCi tlitta ) urn to and trom depot mil and ureon slrrets, I'tilladeipUU otuer irainiioo n ire ni xiroou .ireei uopui. iiniiio Via llptfiltbc ra" ron to aud from Herts Bt , Dcmt. cuti'l thoo uinrLcil () Tao4.t oudl.4".ui tmliiii from Alle otown, nun inesi.u at.u o.ii. in. iraiu irom l'min. dflpiuii, haie through ini-n to cud li'oui ruili ficlpti.a. J. H. WOOT1EN'. CO HANCOCK. Orn'l Pais. & Ticket Agent. may n. DIRECTIONS. k -A.v. . k I. ror Catarrh, Hay Fovrr. fold in iiiu iiriKi, m-., Insert with little fluuer, a particle of the Balm Into thonottrllt;draw T X) a t ro n v urcoina throuuhtlienose, It will Le ubnurb. ed. elranalng nnd neauuir mo aia. uajed mcmbrune. For Deita Apply a jiaitlclo Into tho ear. F.l.V'.S ClCtiA.tl UAf.KI HAVING trained an tnvlahlo local reoiita. (Ion, dlSil.icm(r all ntlier preparations In tho vicinity ol dlscorery. Is, on Hsmerl's nlnne, recoKiiUed as a wonderful remedy wherever known A fair trial will eonvtrmo tho nnat sueintcal id IIS curallvo iioirera. It eueoinnl. ly cleiinscs iho nasal paiisnaetr ot (latsiirhnl Tl-uti, rHUfinir lieatihy accntlotia. tillayi In fl.niuuutlin and Irritation, protects the mem bianal linlniri of tho lnwd from additional coldf, roinjilelcly liealf tho forts arid rietoris tho sunio of taste and smell, llonetlclal re- suns nro rraiitdi by a row applications. A thorough treatment as dlrcctiil will cdre fa larrh. As a houi'fhold rr-inedy for oold In Iho hrad It Is uncrju.ilid. Tho lialin l eapy tn t:soaod aKrceablo Sold l.y dfngtslslg at 50 cenis- n receipioi oooonts wm iniina pticK. airf. Send lur rlicular Willi lull Information. i:iiV'S OltEAJI HALM On.. Ottrico. N. Y FourtAi.K l:v A.. I. DurllnK.I.ehlKhliiii, I'a., aud ly t liolcsale Drujglats general1)'. e Out. 3,'(0.1y PORT GRAPE WINE Usrd lu the pilnciiat Ohutehes for Comtoti. nlon puria-t-c. EXCELLKNT 1'OK LADIES AND WEAKLY PERSONS AND TI1E AGED. w m m uyg Speer's Port Grape "Win ! rocit w.ak saiAt. 'Jihla Celelirntod Nafvo Wlno is male Irnni thi julrnnf thi-0'orlorao"raied m tH CbuniiT. It" luval tab o Tnnlo nntl btirntithfiiins PrnpcrtlHS nro nriiir;iiiKitrt bv any other Notlvri Wlno. he. mpthnpiiri I I'eo of 1 -o (Iran nindnc 'd ut--i'r Mr. i-ocoiV own tei-sonal inponlaiou.it utiiuy mid eeiiulnoiio o . ro rainiuntocd. The vou'iroi elu'd mdt p-mnktiol Uh erar ua ijtlolitley, nnf 'hi neruntt invu Id uae it toad iniit-re. It le I'orlicnUiiv ijni.-fto.cl to the -tier ondoi-b 1 titt-o ano ku Injl to .ho v41h.ua m.airuta 111 t .ffo-ia tin- we.il.el box. Ii ln, even respect A WJN13 TO lit; IILLIUIJ ON, SPEER'S Thel'. J. SIIBUTIY la a Wine of Mno-noi C'hmocter nod pai t-kca oftho ro ien oni Itles ot II o rrapo jrnni which It is in icio. For I'm . rv. ii-.cunto. i iavoranu jieuicai i-ror-erlica, II .will bo looud unexcoiie.a. SPIDER'S This BftANIlY stands nnrlvaird 111 tlila Coimtry, boiuifar aupenor for o.edlclnal vnr poxea, IT IB A PUKE dlatlllatltu frora the crape aud cuctnlua valuable iiiejlc-nal proportion T Iiek H da u-aio flavor. Htmilp fn thai ,if IIia irraocsfioni whtoh liia iil.tidfd and Id in ittest Isrur a icons tltsi.cli-s raruillet. Heo IhattnoHgnatureor AI.FliiSD fiPUEIl. I'a.saic, V,J.,u over the corx of each bottle. s.i kv tiit7oivrs, nd by A. J, Durdatf, C. T. Horn, Lphlali tun nnd O W haul of Weissport. Dec.J5-yl FARMERS, LOOK to YOUP fflTERESTS AND rUKUHASB iiies aE Ami- Gnltnral Iilents, The Best In the Market, at J. I . GABEL'S. Also, on band, an1 for BaU in Iot to Suit 10,000-feet Georgia Yellow Pine Flooring, White Pine Boards and Floor ing, Lath, &c. AT UIS UAUmVAHB &T(TtE. Arrll liEHIGUTON, Pa, W III MBS. LYDSA E. PIHK.IAM. OF LYNN, MASS. oiscoVEr.m or VEQETABLU COMPOTOD. ThPojItlve Cnia For all Female Complaints. Tits preparation, as Its name elerdnea, conahaa ef YeptaUo ProiKrtloj lint are Lural3.-s to tho bloat del icate Invalid. Upon one trial tho merits of tUs Com pouad will be rocojnlzed, as relief la lmmedlatai and whra Its oao In cootlaaed, la ninety-nlna caaea tn a hen. drcd, a permanent euro liecctoiLas thousands will tes tify. On account of iti proven merits. It Is tcKlayro commended and prcacriljcd by the bout phyalclana la l!:o country. U nill cure eitlrely tha worrt form of fillloff of tho utemi, Iticorrltu-A, Irregular aad painful lien truAtIon,allOvarliu; Troubles, lii.tiumnalloa cud Ulceration, Flovdins-i, all Clsplaccmeiits and the eon i?quetsptuUv.talilie3,adlJ ei.;iectal:y adapted to ths Ctiaric of Lt.'c. Uv-IUO'xrclvo and ez;x.l tumors f.ijr t!ieutcru,lnanrrrlrt.v of development. Tho t5-Ju un7 13 onocixius humors there 1) ehccl-iid very tpeod.lyhyit.u.10. la fact' H rrorint to bo tin reat- ct nnd brst remedy tlirt haa ever been Clscovwr cd. Ii rormta?e every poi-tloa of t!.e system, aadlvts n ".riremivljox. It rc.-aovu fijtae-iilatuliut, de al rcya all craving tor ttlaiulaati, aad rvClovcs weakness uf tho stomach It cures Eloatlacr, rtcadaches, Scrvons rrcrtratlon. General Debllltr, Clcoplercc.-s, Pcprcstlon ai;d li.ul treIcii. Thfttftclhitfc! licai-lnduwa, caurinfr pt'.:i. so!cht and baclwchi, ia4d-.ray pcnaatiiily cured ly lpuse. ltv-illatalltl:zc3,r.sduadcrrJl dreumitan cos, act 1-t hariaoay nlU Co Uw Ciat covcina tho femnleayilem. rjelUdacyC-orapiatiitaoCcJier vex tldj compound Ltuatui'pafi.ei. Lydla E. Piniiharn's Vcjetabla Compound 1 1 prepared ot il and C25 v.-e-tcn Avenue, Icon, 5!a-. r-.:coO'.SX L.t Wltli-i for L Lj mail l;i Co f.irmpf pllli,6lniliit,.ielurm '.fLocoje-i, tm i-'-tlrt oiprli'O, CU.e, p:r bo, fji- tidier. Urr. l'i;TIiri.'.U fra-luusTiiritdU'ttirsof injury. B6nd for poni Jddtt, AJi'vroiaia'wvo Jentiea lhf.i paper, tfo family thoullbovltho'.t LTCLV F HXlfriAJI' UVrn r:X.LS. T"y tn-ro, Ccvtlpillon, LUlousneui, r 'Tir ''"tjvrr i - - r - ' rrtov. JOHNSTON. HOLr.OW AY & CO.Oen. crul ,1 gents, f'lilla, Pa. Sold bv A. J Dur lluir, Lhlnhlon,' Pa. ' nu. 13-w7 V A l-osltiro ,'nro ror 'iilari)i of all lilnil-. It 11 'MiM:iiitliiiuii in 1 nert a.nl l-ui-mntii-m in ttexult. un-s ut auy Mailt! m 1 1-1 r e-n. 11 , cured ca:.a to to Hole that boii-3 cn.iio jrutn Ihu noso. tlr. Kv ry'a UlHiunnd rmnrrh Hem rly l 1111 il uiki puiei-i, iiil,ulitir ImiiicUlutn !- I'-i 1 'M l ' i-iiu' I 1 ulloii-en 14 ntuiils, Ii ll.lHiizii, liny .-. Ver Hroncllltls, It tv il itf.imvd l-iiliptu ami eiletlually ntrn a civ:n 1 i-iiii.li lit lliKiiaicea Iruni tho Iliu.1 an 1 Tupi.it, .n I r villi. Sn keii nit llreath! pei-fe'-ili r. eioro inipal til .nu.-!l, Tn-iu and liearlnc; ri'llev- llujd i' c Itreak up Cild In 1I10 Head! Mi-eiiiriheii h-Viilt-o ni-il l.ye-s FurlT, ItocuUiu ami llL'inl r U-ar arid AcUvu 1 very Oivau of tho ll i.ilu 11 llnoui. J'r a; to ie. ia, Dr. Hvoryrlan.(..iil Invlnrnlor is a i-. rlcct IHo.kI I'm lili r, Appetln rand Crvo 'r'oulo It in k-.-n a ili-iiji.ifiil. whnc oiue ilrr.R, which Invlcnrutrs. f urlOea and Mrnigtlirns the en Irefiimem. For iicuuui D unity, lUHp-psLi, Blllonne.-e. To.pd Liver. Indl. et.tj. n. Keuralpio anil Rheu muilo Airoctlftii'i, Jai.hdlce, Jlaljrta, F.atulenoy, N.;u-ea.Sil; Il.adiu-lo a d Kidney Complalnta, UU luvaliuhlo. 1'iicc, tuienis. Dr. rCvorj'n Diamond Snlvo Is a sorer cl.n cnio lur lliirns, Jirnlscs Soien of all kinds. Salt Itiieuui, Tctir. I ineworm ahd Cutaneoua Eruptions, rrlce, ss cents. AsIc your DrinrgUt for thae remed ion mill lulcn oilier) or will be acut i'reo ou receipt 01 price. I)c-cilptlvo Pjnipli:cts Free. Address Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co., F. 0. Box 3260. 104 John Street, Sow York. AGEXTSr AJJKffiTS! AGENTS 1 JOitM B. COUGH'S Iran' new book, entitled is the hit chance offered to nn. lu Scencsara drawn Irom the bright and -lady eids c( y, ponrayeil as on!; John JJ. Gough an portray ihem. Tl.ts KratfJ wotV mm for the JtrH tbM4fx&JMJh the M jwmnz " Sect forartst and ts outsell in; all othont ten a fine. The thirty-third iheHtd now In pnsi. It iinmrnw w.o biw bem made entirely by nvc unvaucrs. No otKcr took com-, pares with it or quick and pruiWabfe rfturns. We ar tuning more agent now thn ever Wore, and we Ims lievtt the io)e vi thU book will reach Oi JimJrrd ThousAstd Ccpitt in the next Aia $Konths. We wunt mme apents t once, to iMtppIy ibis rrand book to tM ihoaiut-( vim are walUntt (or iL Remember tbs pale Is anb ueta tcmnitncing. ITie book h entindy new, and tnosi the territory is taw fettr. Agent, it y9Hr tune t twtke vwujr, and at the same wmz circuiaic a marcHgMjr nrst-tvt9 ea&t. cluiivc Territory antl try Sec il Term piven. Send foe ti.v larje cirailir crm'sinini; WA rarticnlam, Addrett A. X. WouTKiToti & Co., rubiUicrs, UarUord, Cu KING OF THE SINGERS. The atwro is the exaet representation of the sewlnir machine we sell for twenty dollars. It Is to eiery reaped the very best ol the blnger style nf machines j dnl.hed In the bast manner, with the latest Improvements fur winding the bobbin. Ihe most convenient style of table with extension leaf, larite drawers and be.mtlful itotblo cover. It stands with out a rival. Kin of Singer Macliines. We do not arc you tu pay for It until you see what you are luylng. We only wish to know that you really want to buy a machine and are wllllou; to i-ay 20 for the beet In the market. Wrlto'.o na sending Ibe name of you- near est railroad station. tVo will send tho ma chine and (five Instructions to allow yoa to ezauilue It before yon pay for It, WILLMARTH 4 CO.. K Filbert street, , , . , Philadelphia, ra. Wumied TiiiiCAnPEsriiit's wjioirtc "Ob, beam lay life, my awl to toe." Ho cried bis flame addressing "It I adte aneb a lova as youtl, I'd ask no other blerllnRt" 'I am tejolst to hear yon speak," The inaldln said Willi laughter "For tbengh I hammer a guileless girl. Its plain what 70a are after) Mow, file lore you Just watt a bit, What further will you axe met Can will yon be content with that, Or wilt you farther tax met" lie looked and saw her words were sqnaro, "No rival can displace me Yes, one more favor 1 Implore, And thtt Is, dear Km, brace mer" Tnn siqrjEL. She came full chisel to bis-arms; It really made him stair To have her make a boll for him, Before he could prepare. He tried to screw his couisge op, And did his level best, To nail the matter then and there, White olaspcd unto his breast Says be: "It auxnrs well for me, Awl seems to hinge on th!( And whit Is mortise plane to tee, Tho porch child wants a kiss." He kissed ber Up, he kissed herebcek, And called ber bis adoored He dons bla claw hammer next week, And she will sbaro his board. BHiUniflYE. "Well, girl.4, what ahull we do to day?" It was on the broad ptazzi of tho Ba-dtu-Badeu Springa, one of the tummcr hostclrica lu the Santa Oiuz mountains. Not a man to bo seen tho long piazza waj 0 vista of skirls, At one end gat the matrons, cithor doing somn one of those numberless things called "fanoy work," or else retailing their household troubles. At the other eat tho yourg ladies, some with novels in their laps, some idle Tho; were gazing listltbsly across the garden to the disuied croquet ground. No one said: '-Let's play croquet," No, indeed, there had been a pitched battle ou tho croquet ground the day before Miss Helen Wiuu had remarked that she named no names, but when a person was wired she did not think it fair for her to move her bull when the others were not looking. Upon this MUs Tillie llobert bou hid burst iuto tears, and said that JlUa W'ilu whs a hateiul thing. Miss C.irrio Buuuer, partner to her of the tenia, immediately laid down her malUt with great dignity, uud ostentatiously -.scouited Alius ltobi.rtfiuu from the ground, saying, "Thoro now, Tillie," "Nover mind them," ulo,, all of which was expressivity goadirg to the other side. By way of showing the two seeders how unuecesanry they were, two other ladies tu::k tbeir places, and the game lor n while was conducted in the smooth est manner, nud tho couverkation in unhand lones. From the fact, however, tliut tliey cAUie liotue in four different oirictinui. it is supposed that soiuetbinu went wrong ifulni, whoso duty it was 10 put uwuy the mallets and balls after the littles uicd tho ground, related, ou his rUurn to the kitoben, thut-he iouud "them tbera malliU i-cattertd all over creation, jest where them gals fluug 'em wuen tho gum bust up." No, nithouih they had all made tip much, the influences upon the wholo wero not favorable to that game which htirs the fimiuiue soul so deeply. By the way was the woman evtr bom who would not cheat nt croquet if Bhe got a chano, ? Well, girls, what kbnll we do to day?" It was Bella Chester who spoke. Mow Uell.i had nut beeu mixed up iu the quarrel ol the day before. If there as uuy ouo thing the did not caro for, it was orc.quet without yen: Ii men It is unnecessary, then, tn tell you that i.ho was ccqiirti-h. But she was pretty. Bella was btwitchinnly prttiy. Aud yet she was not so pretty that other women did not like h r, for they did, Turn- are two kinds of pretty women Let 8 go to the springs," Bind Ilelleu Winn, "and watch them bottling the water. "Pshaw 1" said Bella, "thero's only an old nun and n boy there. Girls," she went 011, "I have an ides. How farisit from bete to Sautu Maria College?" "About six union." said Helen "Then I'll tell you what let's do. We'll have the rockaway team bitched up, and get John to dtive 113 over there. Its vacation time now, uud the students have gone. We'll have tho monks show us all over the buildings, the mission church and everything." "They re not monks," said Carrie Bun ner, with an air of wisdom, (Miss Bun. ner was a catholic) "they are fathsrs " "Well, I'd like to know what the dif- ference is," said Miss Bella briskly. "I-don't know," said Miss Carrio, weakening; "but you must call them fathers, anyway." "I call them anything they like," paid Miss Bella. "Bat come, girls let's go and get ready. Iu fifteen minutes five of the girls were all ready. They bad simply put on 1m mense straw hats and very ugly dusters. There cloves were veterans; their aboes substantial, bnt not beautiful. In i-horl they were attired as senkible girls should be for a ride over u California road in summer. Bat the mluutis passed, and Bella did not come, John chewed tobacco, and soothed his Impatient horses as they flicked the flies from off their backs and pawed the ground. John wns"never In patient. A sweet aud tender restfulness filled his soul when he was waiting for ladies. He had driven around watering places for many years, had John. At last she came. A slmutaneous cry arose. "Why, what ever has kept you so long?" Suddenly Helen exclaimed: "Will, I declare I If that girl basu't gone and changed her dress I' 'Yes, and fixed ber hair l" "And put on a clean ptir of glovea r "Aud changed her boola 1" 'It wan nil true. Misa Bella had en- j deavored to shroud these treasons in her ..... . ,!i ..... .. . . uusicr anu nat, out it was useless, uno Was indeed a pretty sight aa she stood there, with one dainty foot upon the step. Erin John waa moved. Hs reflectively spat on the nigh side, and znado room for her to sit by him. Miss Bella sprang j Into the seat. John was better than noth ing. And, aa they spun along the road, she laughed ht his well-worn stories, ad mired bis skill rut a driver, nnd when he turned to look at her would drop her eyes. And John? Will, ho chewed to baoco. Tis wonderfully soothing, lu any form, is the maligned weed. At last the little town was rcnchcd.nnd John dashed up to tbo college gates in fit la. The ladies descended, crossed the wide and dreary-looking campuo, nnd applied for permission to seethe old mis sion church and the college buildings. It was granted them, and nn oliVe-ekinned Ilnllnu priest was detailed to show them over the placs. Ho was centle and cour- teous in manner, handsome lu face, and there was a certain dignity about him which Impressed even tho giddy Bella at first. But not for long. They passed Into tho old mission church, with its quaint statues nnd curi ous paintings. The peculiar realism which seemed to impress the Latin mind ouly revolted them, and the image of the Sailor upon tho cross, tho blood trickling from the crown of thorns nud from tho wound in His side, only made them turn awnyiu dhgubt. Tho strange frescoing over tho altar, too.did not impiesslliem; they laughed at the fonr-and-twenty el ders seated around the Great White Throne, with "Sancto, Sancto, Saucto," coming from their mouths, while the jnoukish artist's attempt to represent the Doity shocked them. Then Ihey went into the college, and saw the laboratory, and philosophical apparatus, with its strango electrical machines, globes and what not. From there to the library. where Father Augustine showed them tbo qnaint old books from which dead and gone monks had chanted vesper and ma tin song. Huge volumes were they, of parchment leaf and leathern cover, with giant clasp and hinge; odd-looking notes in red aud black, squatty and square (for they were Georgian), climbed over curi ous staff-lines. The gltls tried to make put the words, bnt the lettering was strange to them, aud, had it net be-n so, tho language would have been. So Fath er Augustineread ont some of the lines, tho Latin sounding less harsh in the mel low Italian way than they had thought And then they looked at the shelves, whero imposing tomes held between their covers, ice writings or the early fathers of tbo church those early fathers who were so early that they have had to father all later creeds. Many were tho strange characters, many Use tongues in which these books were written. "And can yon read all thoss dreadful lauguagos, father?" asked Miss Bell. "No, not all," he replied, "but many: and brother Anstlm, who is the llbraiiau oau read them nil." "Can he read that, father?" Bald Catrie Buqner, with wide open eyes, turniug over a carious looking volume. "Yes, my daughter," bald the monk, militig. "that is ouly Hebrew, Even I can read that," The library exhausted. Father Aug ustine asked them if they would like to tbceud to the observatory, where tbere was a fine view of the surrouudlng valley. Miss Bella was tbeArst to speak. "0h, -girls," ssid she, "I'm tired. I (lliVt think I caro to go. But since the lalher has been so kind, some of yon go." But the other girls were tired, too. Aud Ho'MisH Bulla, with-'an' appearance of gioat t.tli-nbnegalion. declared that .he would go, although Father Augns- liun politely protected that the climb was fatiuuing, and.if tired, sbo shonld not attempt Itr But opposition only madn her more determined, so they went together. "OU, what a lovely view," cried Mi6S Bella, as they gazed over the fertile val ley. "Ob, father, I'm ever so much obliged to you for iuduciug me to coine." "It is indeed well worth the trouble," replied the priest Father," said Miss Bella, fixing ber brown eyes upon him, "what is the rea son you say my daughter to Miss Bun- ner and not to tho rest or no?" "Because," replied the priest, gravely, "she is a oatbolio and tho rest are here tics." "How do yon know she is a catholic?" "Because she bowed to the Host when in the church, which none of the others did." "So lam a heretic, too, I suppose?" said Miss Bella, with a pretty pont. "its, naid the priest calmly. "Am I so dreudlul, then?" said the girl urchly. "No," he replied, flushing slightly, "but--that is " Ah, wiuked Belial yoa have pierced the priestly armor. 'Come, father." raid she eoaxlogly, "call me daughter too. I feel us if I wero a leper or something. Ughl" And sho shivered, and then laughed merrily, "Very well, my daughter," said the priest. Miss Bi.lla was as pleased as a victo rious General. But she wns not con tent She leaned out of the window, and, as she did so. she dropped a glove upon the floor, When she turned tho glove was gone. Miss Bella could have hugged herself. But all things bavo an end, and so had the tete-a-tete in the lower. Bella at last descended, and, as usual, found her companions cross through waiting, and, as usual, subdued them. And so they bade farewell to Father Augustine, thank lug him for his courtesy, and crossed tho.campna to the carriage. And when they roached it, wicked Bell could so longer conceal ber story, but told with great gleo bow she bad made an Im pression upon tho heart of Father Aug ustine, I am afraid she used a slangy word in speaking of it Carrie Bunner wsb horror stricken. "Bella Chester," said she, "I don't believe u word of it. Do you mean to tell me that ho, a priest ' would keep one of your gloves?" 'Trieats are only men," said Bella, defiantly. "Well, I don't caro," cald Carrie, "I don'tbelleve It so there." And the girls climbed into tho rocka way, whioh stood near tho old church; tho view of tho carriage was thus inter cepted. John had listened meanwhile .with much interest He believed Bella. He privately believed that Bhe could capti vate any man, if sbo set ber mind ou it. And he took a fresh chew of tobacco,and prepared to start, be indulged in mnch quint mirth at the priest's rspense. Suddenly a black-robed figuro appear ed around the corner of the church, Bel la's heart went down into her diminutive boots, Il was Father Augustine. "I wonder if he hoard us I" the said to herself. The monk motioned to John to stop. He advanced to tbo side of the carriage "One of the servants," Mild he, bland ly, doffing his angular cap, "baB just come down from tho observatory, where bo fouud a glove. It was probably left by the young lady who was there with me. Which was the lady?" Carrie Banner's eyes sparkled m:lic lounly. She pointed to Bella. "Is it yours, mUs 1" said the monk, smoothly, Bella mutely nodded. Sho could cot speak. She felt that she was crimson to tho roots of her hair. He handed itto her. "I bid you good dir. young ladies," said ho, gravely, and he stode off toward the college John touched up his horses. He was a man and therefore generous. The girls giggled and said a great deal. They wero women. And Bella? Well, Bella had wonder od at first whether Father Augustine beard ber. Sho is wondering yet A Craatt and aa Cxploalon. TUS FATAL ACCIDENT THAT rOIXOWKD' THIS DKK.IELNO IN TVi O OF A TBAIK. roTMViiAE, Sept 22. The protracted drouth has made it necessary to haul from a distance water to run tho large collieries In tho vicinity of Ashlan'und Locuitdnle. For this purpose 11 it trucks wero rigged up with condemned boilers.' l'leuty ol' water was to bo Lad at Gordon, four miles from Locustdale, and trains were run to and from the former place regularly. This afternoon, a loaded water train was returning from Gordon to Locustdale, and when near Locust Summit, on a heavy np grade, the train broke in two and the rear ears started suiitly down tbo bill. An empty coal train, drawn by locomotive 238,-had been following the water train uboul a mile behind, aud bad reached a point known sb the Big Filling, when tbo runaway cars dashed npon it Tho coal locomo tive iu an instant after collision, was a total wreck. Its trucks were stripped ol every v. stige of machinery, and within the twinkling of an oye after the trains met the boiler of the coal locomotivo ex pit ded. The shocks of tho collision and explosion were torrid u, aud wtra hoard at Gordon and Locustdale. Martin Sager, the engineer of tho co.il traiu, seeing the runaway cats coming, jumped from bis cab to the tank with a cty of warning to tU fireman, and then throwing himself backward just as the trains met he escaped with hU life. He lost no time iu trtnllng under a pro tecting rock, which sheltered him from tho flying missiles scalding water, and steam, with which the air was filled by tbo explosion. Kemainicg tbere until the mitsiles had ceased to fall, be ciept out in search of his crew. Ina ditch on the oppo-dto side of the track he found his conductor, John Paul, half dead from scalds nud bruises.- Ia the middle of the wreck lay the mangled bodies ol Thomas M. Yost, the fireman, and Geo. Henry, a boy who was visiting him. Yost was inariied, and had five obildrec, Eenny was ninotoen jean old, and was theson of a cltrynian in Philadelphia who formerly lived in Cresscnia, in this county. Young Eenny had been spend ing his vacation at Crecsouia. and set out this morning 1o take a last look at famil iar scenes along the Mine Hill Branch of the Philadelphia and Beading road, on whioh the accident happened. Although Buffering Bovercly from bis injuries. Eager was collected enough to give warning to an approaching passen ger train, thtreb) averting another catas trophe. Robert ColliycrBdys: "This is not 0 land of peace; it is a nation of nrmoi men. The farmer has a revolver iu his bedroom, and the merest boy ou the slightest p ro vocalic u pulU out his pi tol, Two hundred years have proved that in civil life, at least tho Quaker is right No Quaker ever shoots and no Quaker is ever shot There should be general disarmament and we should guard tho sale of pistols as we guard the sale of poisons. It is the brutality that comes troni the possession of weap ons that does the harm." 'I here is some exaggeration in this, bnt tbere is also much good, strong sense. The carrying of firearms is muoh too common, and thtir sale too Iree. Mr. Collyer salo al so. "If Guitean bad carried out bis in ttct, 1 know just what would have hap pened. Ministers would have gone lo him and told him if he accepted tbeir plan of salvation he would go straight to hetven, and it wfluld have gope out the world tbat be was walking in paradise while his faoe was blackened on the scaf fold. Such proceedings are a libel on religion raid common sous. As a tain soweth to shall he reap, That is good scripture, aud I believe it" a WEnm.NG irt vitojiisc. Camping near tho town, wo secured our sfock and then went In. Entering the hading store, I introduced myself to Mr. Stilts, oueof the proprklora and tho Postmaster. "It Is uow half-past 2, and at 3 thorc's to bo n wedding down the street at Jonns Burton's. Old Jonas is a rough old coou that we elected Justice of the Peace about a mouth ogo, and, as this will bo his first atttropt at a icarrbtge,I tbluk wo will sec some tan. Coruo uud go down with me." Wo weut to the old 'Squires cabin. We found him poring over a laigo vol. time of the statutes of Wyoming, sweat ing like a horse and looking terribly anx ious. Alter greeting us he said. "Stiles, the dnrued galoots thct got up these yrr laws hadn't gumption enough to last 'em over night. I've, run through the blamed book a half nekz.-n times, an' can't find n dod blasted word about matrimony, or how the bltchiu' process Is proceeded with. I've just got ter put the clamps ou tliii couple hit or niiss,&n' cf I don't yoko 'era up legal I can't help it" "Oh!" said Slile4, "just do tho best you can. Any kind of a cere mony will do in this country, for p'tfiple'll never question the legality of the thiug. I'll post you un will as I can." Stiles then explained lo him about how bo shon'id proceed,und the old man final ly thought ho could worry throughin tol erable shape. Ero long tho couplo ap peared, followed by 1. crowd of the citi zens of the camp. The candidates stood up before tho 'Squire, who begani "Feller citizens, this 'j or man nn' this 'yar woman havo appeared beforo the court to be bitched in the legal bands of wedlock. If auy galoot in the mob knows of anythiug that mout block the gama ef tucV to a higher court, let him cow toot his bazooi or else koep his jaw to him self now and fo -evermore. All in fat or o' me percecdln'as orthorized by tho law, say 'I.'" Everybody Bald "I." "Contrary, 'no.'" Nobody said "no." "The motion's carried unanimously, an' the Court rules (bat thar hain't noth in' to pervtnt the tryln' of the cac. Grip ytr fins. Tho candidates joined bands. "Amos Peabody, do you solemuly sua'ar tbot ye'll freeze to 'Mandy furcver tin' over? Thct ye'll lover er, nn pervldo fur 'er, an' treat her squar an' wbito, according to the rules an' regulations sot down to govern sich Cues in tbo lavs o' tho Unit ed Slates, so help yer God ?" "Tins, sir; I do sir." "That fixes your end o! tho bargain. 'Maudy Thomas, do you solemnly swa'ar that ye'll hang on to Amos for nil ccmiu time, that you'll nuss him in sickness an' bo squar to him in wellness, that yu'll al ways be to him a good, true, honest, up-an'-up Wife under the tho penalties pre scribed by tho laws for the punishment of sich offenses; do you swa'ar thia, so help yer God?" "I swa'ar I will." "Then by the power In me vested as Justice o' tho Peace, in an' fur this pre cinct, I pronouuee you, Amos Peabody, husband, an' yon, 'Maudy Thomas, wife, and legalize yo to remain as sich cow an' furevermore, an' ye'll stand committed till the fees an' costs iu the case bo paid in full, an' may God have ineroy cn your soul an' bless this union with his hctiest blessin's. Tho fees nud costs wore adjusted, and, after rocoiving the congratulations of the assembly, tho newly made husband and wite departed for their cabin up the creek. 1100DLU.1116-11 vat taEitoisni, A WILD WESTEBN PAPER 8 ADVICE TO AJt- lilTIOUS T0UNO 11EN moil TUE EAST. Once in the hlsto-y of tho United States we had our gnat Indian fighters and noted iroatiersmen our Bions, CrockttU and Finks but in this degen erate age instead of heroism we have hoodlutnism; instead of bravo deeds in doleuse of the lives of women, children aud honest and peaceful settlors, we have cowardly murderp, robberies and burg la ties. Iu Virginia city four young men (two of them were boys; and the oldest of tho four uot over twenty-eight years of age) were sent to the Statu Prison- tho two boys for one year each and the two joung meu for fourteen years for burglary and for a deadly assault with the inttnl 10 commit robbery. On the frontiers wo have oowboysand other desperadoes who are murdering inuccent and industrious settlers. Wero thoy truly brave, they would be able to find an ample field in defending the set tlors of Arizona end Now Mexico against the Apaches and other' mnrdcrons tribes. Instead of going out to hunt down any of the bands of butcLeriDg Iudlmsthe 0 iwboys and their strip; hunt down and murder tbeir own countrymen, and col umns on columns puffing their prowess aro written and published throughout the land Mora pniusere taken inset ting beforo the Joolh of Americu pen aud ink sketches and carefully engraved portraits of tlioau ooaordly murderers than vere. ever bestowed upon Danitl Boon nud his compatriots, either while living or sinco their death. Heroism explores new lands aud cop qners the emmics of civilisation, but coodlutnisin skulks about tho towns, cities and settlements of our country, a terror to all quiet and ladusttious peo ple, iu that tho worst of their deeds are doco only iu the darkutEs aud their deadliest blows struck only when cow ards strike. If there be longer a fieldhero for thoso who would cxplora new laudaaud under take daring enterprises, lat such as would achieve names tor great deeds take them solves to ibe wilds of Coutral i t South America. It would bo more to tbeir honor to belako themselves to the hi-ait of Africa nnd get tbtmMlrea eatou by cunaibal trjbea than ta lead Ihe Uvea many of them arts Itadjpg here. Our Puzzle Corner. ANSWEI'8 TO THE LAST, Diamond, a ARB O R A N T . END T Hiddks TitErs. 1. elm, 2, oak. 3. jew, 4, willow, 1 maple. Ojiamadk. Pine-apple.' Cnoaa-wortD Ehioma. Uticjiu, TEAjiBPourrios. Wise meu mabo proverb fools ulkr them. WOR1)1!qOARE. 1. A water-foul. S. A beverage, 3. Stuull insects. 4. A resting place, C . 0. OR033-WOUD ENIGMA. Iu brown, cot lu white; Iu tiny, not lu eight; la cane, not In crutch; Iu mauy, not in much; In corn, not in rye; In ear, uot in t-je. My whole's a fruit of flavor rare, Brought ltoia n country warm aud fair1, PT3. ENIGMA. Composed of lC.letterg. My 1 a pronoun of much importance to each onu. My 2 12 6 9 10 8 -1 7 It 6 la what all right minded people dislike. My 8 6 6 4 10 8 is to hang. My 13 14 2 3 15 is a foppish man, My wholo is au anniversary. O, 0. CHARADE. My first, though mostly black or while, Has other oolora too, no doubt; They're used by bervanta, boys aud girls, And sold in shops, nnd hawkod about The sun affasts my next yon kuow, And mars yourftlcale'd pretty face. My wholo is of the lover kind, And moves great weights from plot lo place, jjga Scis-oruv A WAIJZ IN ISIS IICAU, Stransi and his wile wero enjoying ft qaitt walk in the park at Sohonau the other day, when suddenly the oomposer exclaimed, "My dear I I havo a waltz in' myhtad; quick, give mo the inside ot1 a loiter or un envelope to'wrjtc it down be foro I forget it." Alas 1 after much rum maging of pockets it was discovered thatV neither of them had a letter about them uot even a tradesman's account J6 hann Strartsa' inusio U considered light, but i( weighs heavy as h'ad on his brain till be can transfer it to paper. His.de spair was heartrending. At last a happy thought struck Fran Strauss. She held out a snowy linon ciff and Johaun' smiled, lu two minutes it wan MSS. Then it niato sha.'ed tho same into, thon Fran Sirauss' colUr, then not another scrap. of starohod linen on which to conclude the composition. His own linnn was limp colored call v no hope there. Johann became frantic He was much tho Worse for having been allowed tq write) three quarters of the waltz. He was just on tho point of dashing off home like a mad man, when another happy thought struck Fran Strauss. She pluugcd ber hand in to a capacious pocket, fished oat a parse, opened it, and displayed to his delighted gaze a brand new hundred gulden note, Hurrah 1 Tho entire finale was written on the banknote, uud then Johann SUrauM relapsod Into his r.sual placidity. How tu Cut allele. Expose yourself day and night, est too much without exercise, work hard without rent, doctor ull the time, take all the vile nostrums advertised, and then you will want to know HOW TO GET WEhLWhlch is sac-1 wered in throe words. Use Hop Hitter. ' 11 ." Women tempted man to 'eat, bnt h took to drink himself. When a min is "donblod up with pain would you oall him twins- ? "lamiill Played Oil I," is a common complaint If you foot so, gt a puekaneof Kidney-Wert aud take it aud you will at oncp feci Its toiiio power. It re news ihe healthy aclton of the kidneys, bowols and liver, and thus restores the nat ural lile and strength tn tbo weary bodf. It can uow be had In either dry or liquid form, and in either way is always prompt aud efficient in action. "eto 3i4jord Stan dard. Connmdium for tho rioh Shall tb pocrbe old or coded, A dentist ought to make a good actor. He draws well. Mrs. Mary Martin, of Harrjtburg. Pa., says i "I sutfereii severely from a complica tion of fomaU diseases that feusa of bar ing down seemed as if it would kill jme; my habits were very irregular; nothing seoineS tn benefit ma until I tried Brown' Iroa Bitters. They acted like a charm, and swssv I enjoy perfect health. A sharp, thirsty man uow walks into a barroom ami asks if he can "put np" his' silk umbrella for a drink. The bar tender acquiesces, the chup gets a drink, raises his umbrella aud walks out The boat strenlhener of Ilia mind and body is Brown" Inm Bitters. Il is very sootbipg and rofreahing iu lit t-QVet. A man spent three weeks in au un successful effuit to teach bis parrot a verse of Scripture. Tho name bird, in tha succeeding four weeks, learned to swear frightfully without a toaoher.jl'iur rots and boys aid nearly alike in Uua re spcot Pittaburg livening Clirmkle, Hanger i Iruu IVorUt-rs, Messrs. R. Eitorlrook ,t Sous. Cdy Iron Foundry. B.iii'ujMa., sakiVtbi Point as follows i Twn or throo f fair )nen, wr badly buj-us-jlu working. Tbov wr; how ever, immdliilely cured fcj. il tin i; that valu able reinojj. Bt. JsooVs Q All our ma ana lijlilvhpUiiMat with it, sn l we h!l always rap4Mid it tp (Uex itkUtWd wuU pams ot rhattAisUsia. It
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