TUB COLUMBIAN. . 7.U DS00ilTSTAI Or f HI HOUTH AMD COI.C. mncil woekly, every Friday morning, at ,,r iiuMSBtlMI, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. - nnLLARS per your, 60 conta discount allowed " ."?ilSia 4"w. Aftor.tho expiration of. the "". .? win M charged. To subscribers out of the: Stin'wl crcalw after tlio cxplratlou o( tno tin) '"In Mat out of tho state or to distant post .'..:. nnM for In advance, unless a resnnn. t,rountyl JOB 1 .w rT. ..... u..nartmnnr. nf I hp Cnt.mtnf in uurv! .imnlrlH, alidour .1 ;u nim tin vuim.uii; tavern- u. , '.;...t t.f flin Iltrtttl.rltlra All wtttk ilim,m.rM andat,p1o&i'aieiarici'8. Columbia County Official Directory. inii.tGntTukjro Wllllum Elwcll. : uMrnrv-iioin'itK. i.ittie. slit'lllT Join nniliniiii. Vilinirl Neviinrd. wwirer -11 A. swHOiffintiplacr,' . ' i iiinlnlonara -Stephen Pulio, Charles Hiclinrt. V.Vni tJw$"' Clark t. II. Oasoy. Anmtors-S. II. smltlii v. sunning, 0. 11. Sec "n"' o'artlisloncri-RU Bobbins, Theodoro W. St'"!!i'i'i J'lpcllntcn.lont-'Wtlllnm It. Snyder, in! a Poor iilstriet-lilrectora-it. 8. Knt, Scott, ivm. Kramerj lllootnsburg and Thomas Itcccc, sco t, Bloomsburg Official Directory., president of rown'CouBclf 6. A. Herring, ivnt-l'aul B. Wirt. ' , Culct "1 PoliceIns. C. Sterner. rr.MlJ''Dt ol'tias company S. Knorr. SL'crctaryO. W. Miller. mo) moarg Hanking company John A. Funslon, president, 1I.JI. urni j, cashier, John Peacock, Tcl- cSr. Na lonal nank charlesllraxton,rresldont t p-. Tutm, Onshler, I'ommliW county Mutual Saving l'una nUd Loan AocU'Unt-. II. Lltilo, President, (J. W. Miller, S Woomsb'aV? Ilulldln? andSavlnif FundAssoelatlon -WW. iwarwk. President, .1. 11. Uutilson, socretary. Iiloomibureliiiual Kavlnir Fund Association Jr I lirower, resldont, P. II. Wirt, Socretary. " CltUKCH DIKECTOKY. . , BAPTIST CIICHCII. uef. .!. P. Tusim, fsunpty.) sua'lay Services Ux a. m. and 6 p. m. S'inda School-J a. m. prayer Meetjnir Kvcry Wednesday evening at tx sn.s'fred. frho public aro invited to attend. T..MATTHBW'S LUTnRRAW CHDRCU. Mlnli'cr-Uev.o. n. S. Mat-clay.--sun'l ly Services toif a. in. and Ttf p. m. Sun'l.iySchooI-9n.m. iTn' er Meoilng-Kvery .Wednesday evening at 7f seats free,, Nopews rented AI arc wetebmc: '- rPBm8TJERIAMCIlL'BCII. Mlnlitcr-ncv. Stuart Slinholl. siiml.ivServlccs-loVa. In. andop. m. Sunday School 9 a.nni. ' praver Mcoilng Every Wednesday evening at OX clock". f" Pea's free. No pows rented. Strangers welcome. MBTI10DIST KPItCOPAI. CltUHL-U.' presiding IMerHev: WrlO-ans. Minuter ltv. K. II. Yocuni. jiuiday Sernccs-mx and Oji p. m. sundav t-cliool l prin- , Kittle Cl.iss-Evcrv Monday evening at OX o'clock. dung Menu Praver Moeilng-Bvcry Tuesday C7tinlng at ox o'clock, deneral Praj er Meotlng-Every Thursday evening 7 o'clock. ... KKPORMKD ClirJKCn. 1 Corner of Thtrtf and I romrtrcets. I'ustor Itcv. W. Krehs. - . 1 itesldci.ce-Corncr'Jth ahd ratUarlno sqrcels.-sund.iyservloes-i'lQKa.ra.nna JIV-'V. N T , MinJavSohoal-On.itir ,sA Xi 1 sb ' i-rajerMcctlng-sanirday.-.Tp-iuSS ft iJJSiU All aro invited -.Tlibro la always room;-, TOl. Uectnr-Itov U"Zahner. jf1 f.A , sunrtiy ffcrvlccsj-lOx it i., 7V p. m. ' v -Minday school- an ' First Sunday In tho. monthHoly Communion. evening tiefore the tktliuhdny In e.l6h month, j I CWS rCIltOli 1UUI1 U.EIJUWJT uuwwu'j. BVAN0KI.1CAI. CHORCTi. J rreildlng Elder-liev. A. I.. UeeWi , , , jllntiur-i:uv, Georgo Winter. . ' " , V ' Sunday service 9 p. m., in the Iron StrcotChurCh. 1'rawrMeetlng Kvery Sabbath at 9 p. m. All aru iuii.cu. miuiu v.,uiiii. TIirtHCRCn OP CHRIST. Meets In "thejluio llrlck Church on tho hill," K-nown as tho Welsh Ua,ptlst Church-on Kock street eastef Iron. ' . i - . i.A'rnl.ir onptlnw fnr wnrKh n. everv Lord s dav af tcmoon M Wo;clockt, . -.fllWUICB 7 UUVt I1U ftuuu nnjuiuuy.r .u..-- attend QCH'()0LiOlI)KIW,-blnnV, iH l'rinte.1 and T) nehtly bound In small books, on hand und or silo at tho Colombian Ofllce. 1 ) LANK DKKDS, on I'arclinunt ami Linen I Paper, common and for Admlnlsi rators, Execu ttm .iti J trustees, tor silo,cheapat the, Colombian omce. .s , 1 .- f. , MA 'I U I A 0 K CE KT I Fl C ATKS .i us I p ri 11 ted and lOcsiUo. af tho Columbian omca. . Mlnls: era of tno (Impel and .lustlfes Should supply them-bmU-i-s with theso necessary articles. 1 USTICES and Constaliles' Fee-Kills for.sale )) tit the COLtMSiAH Omce. TheJ-J ccntalnttho cor rected tees as established by the last Act of the Le;,'-i-ture upon tho subject. Every Juitlco and con tiQle should have one. VENDUK NOTES lust printed and for sale chcapat tho.CoLoMBtAN.ofncc, liLooliTsTiiiRd Dii?EcrronY. PHOFESSIONAL CAUDS. G. I5AKKLT3Y, Attorney-a't.l.aw. Office tn Brower's building, 9nd story, Itooms 4 & 5 11. KOB1SON, Attorney-at-Law.. Office In llartman's building, Malnstrect. s AMUEL KKOHU. Altoriiey-at-Law,Opjce la iiariman-s uuuuing, jiain sireeu K. W.M. M. KEIIEU, Burgeon and Physi ri kMe. cian, unice juark-et tiieei. auuvu &ut jiubt. H. EVANS", St. D., Surgeon and I'liysi clan, (Ortlce und ltcbldenco on Third street, ' li. McKEL-VY, M. D., Surgeon and riiy- stclan,northsldoMala stroet, below Market. D U. J. C. ItUTTER, PHYSICIAN 8UIiaE0N, OIUco, North'Ma'rkct street, Bloomsburg, Pa. Mar.K H- J)K. I. L. 11 ABB, ' PRACTICAL DENTIST, Main Street, opposite Episcopal Church, Blooms burg, Pa. tv Teeth extracted without pain, aug 94, "77-ly, MISCELLANEOUS. c. M. DRINKER, GUN and LOCKSMITH. sewing Machines and Machinery of all kinds ro- qaircd. opxua llocst Building,1 Bloomtburg, Pa. DAVID LOWENBEHO, Merchant Tailor Main St., above Central Hotel. T S. KUIIN, deaterTinjeat, Tallow, etc., J. Centre street, between Second and Third. H, ROSENSTOCK, Photographer, Clark Well's Store, Main street. A UGUSTUri FREUND. Practical lioroeo XlPathlo Horso and cow Poctor, Bloomsburg, Pa. nu. i, -tit-ii T Y, K ESTER, MERCHANT TAILOR. UocmNo. is, Opkra Uocss BciLtiiKO, Bloomsburg. eprM9,lR78. B iUTISll AMERICA ASSURANCE CO NATIONAL FIItK INSURANCE COMPANY. Ilie assets of tntse old cornoruttons ale all In- Jested In SOL1U hECUltlTIES and ore liable to the uttsru oi nro cniy, AlOtlt-rate llnr-R nti Hit. linftt. rlRkRnrt. nltiiit. nrr-ntptl losses PROuiTLY and iionetly adjusted and paid as bocn as determined by Christian F. Knapp, ppe tll Agint and Adjuster, B'oomsburg, l'enn'a, IteUilrensiit Columbia coun,ty should patronize llteuL'tney where losses, If any, are adjusted and emu uue oi ineirown citizens, nov.ts, ii-iy "I?I!EAS BROWN'S INSURANCE AGEN X. CY, Eichange Hotel, Bloomsburg, Pa. Capital. Ataa, Ins Co., of Hartford, Connecticut.., 8,seo,ooo Liverpool, Loudon and Olobo,... so.ouo.oou ao a' nf Liverpool. , 18 60o,uoo ULcanshire lo.ooo,. 04 fUe Association, Philadelphia 3,100,000 Urmers Mutual of Danville 1,000,000 DiBlllnxl,it..oi Home, Kew.Yoril!! to.itw .. 5,800,000 , 180,631,000 iuo agencies aro direct, policies aro written for we insured wltnout anj- delay in tho ofllco at Blooms IF. IIARTMAN KKPBESKHTa TI1K VOIJXlWlNfl AS1EUICA-N INSURANCE COMPANIES: k!;,; or Jiuncy Pennsylvania. i SSl'uentan of Philadelphia, pa leiiisjlvanlaof " ' armers of York, Pa, &.0' New York, "oliattan of on Market Street No. 6, Bloomsburg, ra, fa? TJI.E ORANOEYILLK AOADEHT 1'ou con get a Thorough Education with tho LEAST OUTLAY OF MONEY. For Catalogue.ddrcsa the I rlnclpal, Mlll,WMf 1UCV, O K, CANFIKLD, 7 -ay, i a. liiiuu&WAY, 1 -r r, wXtTj. I P AUa.... ... J iT. . ri liAWYKllS. T a wAiMii," , Attorn oynt'Lnw. u:, nmMf r"sIoBS rttaiE,!l' Collectlens taalej . crace, Second Hoortrom 1st Notional Hank. I J 11L06M8UUI10, PA. ln. II, 1579 Incrcasp of l'omwiis Obtained,, Cpllcctions Mnuc. J ' n,.. .. . Offlpo lu Knt's I!oir.niNO. 1 jgHOCWAY&KUVElX, Ui" ' A T TOli N E Y S-A T-L A W, CotCMBtAN UciLniNO, Bloomsburg, ra. Meirbcrs of tho United States Law Association, collection? made In any part of Amcilca or Europe Q irTwTj.DuciaTEw, " ATTOHNBYS-AT-LAW, ' ' ' ' Bloomsburg, Pa. unice on Main street, first door below Courtllouso JOIIN'JI. CjjAHK, ATTOKNKY.AT-LAW, ,- Uloomsburg, Pa. Ofllco over ISchhylcr's Hardware Store. P. BILI.MEYER, ATTOKNEY AT LAW. Orricx In Harman'i Building, Main fctrect, IJ10 roomsburg, Pa. n. LITTLK. ROBT. R.UTTU, T? II. & R. R. LITTLE,. t. .... ATTOItNEYS-AT-LAW, , Bloomsburg, Pa. 0 W.MILLER, ATTOKNEY-AT-LAW oniceln Brewer's bulldlng.second floor, room No. Bloomsburg, Pa. Fli.YNK ZAKR, Attornoy-at-rav. BI.00MSUUUO. I'A. onico In Unanost's 'jciLmra, on Main street second ;jnnl be-crinnuued 111 German. 'KatjX'fx.wissA. WM,UEYEBLY. a.WJ-1'' - caUwlasa.Pa. - ' fcOliections nrortiOtlT made and i-emittiit nm onposltocatftwlssaJJeposUJlank. m-S8i Hit I i i I I lilt. QLARK F. HARDER, UUILDSR AND MAVfPACTUREH OK Doors: Saih,' Blinds, .llonldiags. Brackets, antl dealcrln'I.IIAtllKlIntKl ntt vinrto ntt inii tuvti MATEHIAI,, llAIIDWAI(E,tc., ""''" TUIHU STIiEKT, CATAWISSA, PA. Jfajito. H-sm': t i w , '.' J, . tTlio OldjEeliablo . , STANDARD PUMP Tor'Wells lujo 75 feet Deep IwtriceList Jan. 1, 1879. ADDRESS c. g. hi.atciim:y, J 40 M.I!KET ST., PIIILAD'A, April 11, 1879-Cm BLOOMSBURG TANNERY. G. A. HERRING ESPECTFULIA' announces to llio nublic that ho has reopened SNYDER'S TANNERY, (old stAnd) Bloomsburg, Pa., at the Forks of the Es- iy ana ijirni &iieei roaus, vuiero an acscnpiitins or eatlier will be made In the most substantial and workmanlike manner, and sold at prices to suit tho tines. Tho highest prlco In cash will at all times bo U'l for UREEN HIDES of every descrlotlon In the country. The nubllcrjat- ronage 13 respectfully solicited. luoomsourg, ucu l, lbts. THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY! GRAY'S SPECIFIC MEDICINE TRADE Mark Is especially recom-TRADE mark. rallinv cure for sem inal weakness.Hper malorThea, Imp o Uncy, and aUdleo 808, sued as Loss of lnemnry. Universal I jiMfcl turtp. I'jiIb tn The liMk,' Mihnessgr Before Taklneof vision. Prema-.tJv. many other olseases that lead to Insanlty.Consump tlonanda Premature Grave, all of which as a rule am tlrst caused by del lattng from the rath of nature ana over inattigence. t ue r-pecutu j,ieun-iim is me result of a life study and many 3 ears of experience lu treating these special diseases. V ull particulars in our pumpnieis,wnicn wo aesire to send free by loall to every one. The tpt-clflo Medicine Is sold by all Druggists at 1 Ser packige, or six packaces for 15, or v, 111 be sent y mall on receipt of the money by addressing THE GI1AY MEDICINE CO., No. 10, Mechanic's Block, lictroit, Mich, sold in Bloomsburg by c. A.' Klelm, and by all Druggists ever) where. iturrts S X.Iilg, tt UUILIMUU AlflUM, 1 iiwtuuttj, sept. 6, 'TS-tf v H. C. SLOAN & BRO. IILOOPISUIJIIG, I'A. Manufacturers of CarriageS Buggies, Phaetons, Sleighs, PLATPOKM WAOONS, 4C. Plrst-claea worktalways on.hand. ItEPAIItINU NEATLY DONE. Prices reduced to suit tho times. Jon. 5, lsii-U. EVERY DIRECTOR. TEACHER AM) Wl'UDE.NT Should subscribe for THE EI3UOATQR, A Ltvo Educational Monthly, published at ORANGEVILLE, PA,, for 50 cents per year. Send six cents for specimen copy. April is, 1SI9 tf 0, K. CANFIKLD, lldttor, hentl vakeniB In stamps or curren 't cv for. a l ew HOUSE I1UOK. I treats of all dlseai 1'tit.Hfi. litis ss line enerav ln?s shott loir positions assumed byUck horses, a table ol doses, a IJ"rl Urg coUectlou of VALUAUI BltKC IJUl )l IPtH. rules (or telling Uw ago of a horse.wllh an engraving slto Ing tw-Ui of each year and a large amouuioi atuaote uurso iuiui iwu iuu. Dr. w in. II. Han fais, "i nave oougui. uuuksiuav n.M ti Hrt ta inp uhtc It I do noL like as well as dosours." Sisutoa ACIBCl'UK. Agents Wanted. B.'J. Kendall, JU. v., tnosuBrgu rails, i i, May , Wy Will ' ' " vffLv' AimS'j ' ' I , I ' I I J 1 I ... . p 1 '. ! : 1 " 1 ' ' t ' I in" 'I' ' ' vi (( . i,,, ,. , , .li. k Poetieair tiik ovyft-iitific. ;, A ipgON, to RACtT-rmntss. A lib Bttiffed that white own" -No on spoko in the spore . i . , The barber was.uu.Wi and ho couldn't 6top; Tho fust'omers", waiting their turns, were aU'rcadlhg Tho rtalir, tho''ltrd,' tho 'Post; little Kccdlng rho young man, who blurted out such n blunt nuestloiji Not $no raised a head, or oven mado a suggestion; And tho birbcr kept on shaving.1 'Don't you see, 'Mister Brown,' crlc the- yoirtbV wltli a frown, "How wrong the whole thing Is, llowlprcposle;o,uscnchliigts , Ilowjllittened tho'head ishow Jammed down tho neck H 1 1 In snort, (he wuolo owl, whatan Ignorant wreck 'tl?l I mane, no apology; I've learned owl-eology. I've fassca'days and liUhts In a hundred collectljns, And ran hot bo blinded tonny dellectloris Arlsjng from undtllltul lingers Uiat fall To stuff a bird right, Irooi his beak to hU ttitl.. Mister Brow n I Mister Brow n I ' DotlkuiWto'imddwn', Orjjiu llaoonliothrtlaughlug-stockoll over townl't And the barber kept on aiming. "I vd studied owls, Andother night fowls, Andjl tell you Wiat I know to bo truo i An owl can not roost With bts Umbs so unloosed ; No owl In this world, Ever had his claws curled, , , Em had his legs slanted, Eve had his bill canted, Lvcr had his neck scrcu cd InttJthat attitude.' 1 lie din t do It, because Tls against all bird laws. Anatomy teaches, Ornithology preaches, i . An owl has a too That cant turn out sol I'vo made tho whlto owl my study tor years, Andj to see such a Job almost moves me to tears I Mlstjtrllrown. l'm amazed You should bo so gone crazed As 1 1 put up a bird In t lat posture absurd I To i ooi at that owl really t rings on a dizziness ; The man who stuncd him don't half know his mslness!" 1 And tho barber kept on shading. "Exnmlne those eyes I'm jllled wltli surpilso Tax dernusls should pass Off tn joj such poor glass; So t nuatural they seem They'd ntako Audubon scream, Anc John Burroughs laugh To t ncountcr such chaff. Do take that bird down ; Havfc him stuffed ogale, Brown 1" j And the barber kept on shaving With some sawdust and bark l.colild stuff In the dark An owl better than that. bid make an old hat Look more like an owl Than that horrid fowl, Stuik up there so stiff like a aide of eoar.o leather. In tact, t-bout lilui there's not one natural feather," i iJi . . t .rust then, with, a wink and a sly normul lurch. The-owl, yery gravely, got down from his perch, wntiitu round, una regarded his fault. Undlug critic (Who thought ho was stuffed) with a glance analytic. And then lalrly hooted, as if ho should say : i our learnings at fault una tltne, anyway: Don't asto It again on a llva bird, I pray. I'm 'an onl; you're nnother. sir Critic, good-day!" And tho barber kept on shavlnr. Jamks T. Fiki.iis, In "Harper's .Magazine" for July. Select Story. A WOMAN Ar'TEIt ALL. i 'Takq p(T that. liiJeotH .bonnet,. Dorothyj I want to seo your sweet little lace without it.' 'Thou shouldst not speak so, Charles. It is very wrong.' . 'Why, little Dorothy ? Tell me why V 'Thou knowest- favor- is deceitful and beauty Is vain. Wo ought to bear our testi mony against the vanity of personal looks.' 'Ought we 1 Then'tell'me why it pleased Providence to make jou so beautiful, my small cousin V Iluslt, Charles. I will not permit theo to speak to me in that manner.' And Dorothy Hicks, the little Quakeress, itu't on her gravest air, and struggled valiantly to turn the comers of her mouth down when they wanted to turn up. 'Don't look so serious, little girl. You positively alarm me.' Aiid Charles May nard burst into a merry laugh thai echoed through the popular trees in the old garden. 'Now tell me, Dorothy insist upon know ing, und, us a member of your family, I con sider that I have the right to be informed are you going to marry llroadbriui 1' 'Friend Ephraiin is ail estimable man, Charles. Thou must not sptak uf him thus.' Look, Dorothy. Thero he is. I will quote no proverbs, but the rim of his hat turned the corner just as I spoke. Now don't look as if you intended to go back to the house, for you are not going. I'll tell you a secret. When I was down by (he river this morniug 1 found a boat . with u tempting pair of oars lying in it, and made up my mind that Dorothy Illcks and her wicked, woildly cousin from (he iniquitous city of New York were going for a row in that very boat this evening-,1 - 'It is Neighbor Hancock's boat.' 'He will let us have It.' 'Y-e-s. Hut, Charles, 1 fear that it is my duty' 'No, it isn't. You know you don't want to spend this lovely evening in th() house entertaining llroadbriui, and you do want to go und watch the sunset on the riyer with me.' Dorothy looks doubtfully toward the house and wishfully toward the river. "Femuie qui hesito est perdue,' Dorothy, which means. If we don't hurry, Graycoat will com9 out and catch us." Charles takes Dorothy's hand In his, and iu a moment they are on tbelr way to tho shore. Rut, Charles, see that cloud in the South. If there were to be a storm I' 'Hut there will not. Lome, jump in.' The oars are lifted into the rowlocks Dorothy lakes the luanagemeut of the rud der into her little hands, and soon they are gliding over the smooth surface nf the wa ter, leaving a track of silver bubbles behind them, It Is a lovely evening. The misty shadows of twilight are gathering In the' East aud In the West j the clouds, blood-red and purple, are casting a rosy light over all the broad liver ; a fresh breeze is blowing rouud their faces ; and .waves ulash against the sides of their little boat like low, mono tonous music. Charles fs talking about his city home, telling Dorothy about the aunt and cousins she has not seen for a long time and amusing her with stories of his college days, and his elTtrts tn make his way in his profession, which at first were so unsuccess ful, Neither of them notices that the breeze grows every moment .stronger and fresher, IfftO(lMSB1LT ItG , PA. lflUDM. JHLf 11. 1879. and ,tia'f flit dark cUu'd" In the South lia? sprepil py'er the jiorfcon, autl is covering it wllll darknes. t Presently a low muttering growl of thun tier itarlles (Lem frum jfi.e drealnjnta which' they have (alien. 'Turn back, Charles, turn back!' terrains Dorothy. l Thc storm Ii, on us If , Hut there Is no turning back. They have beeii rowing with the tide, Tho river U very wide, anil the fncrenstng forco of tho waves and the wiud together Is so strong that when they attempt to'torn about,lhe water ruslietl Into the tltiy boat. Ddtli faces grow pale In the hiurky light as they see (heir danger. 'Ii is Inlpotslblo ; you cannot do it.' Tell me, Dorothy, what Is that dirk' ob ject just ahead ?' ',11 is a ledge of nicks, but when (he tide conies In from the sea it will be cover- d and, with a low nioa'n, Dorothy sinks down from her scat aud covers .her face with lur liandt. 'Wu will trv nnd land t!ierV. Thfl (Itln wllii not (urn for an hour.' , The effort is successful, The ledge Is reached, aud Charles carries Dorothy to the highest rock and lays her gently down. 'My love, my little love.' he cries, kissiuir her helpless hands, 'have I killed you?' 'Stopl she exclaims. 'Listen 1 Thero is a boat. It Is coming to us.' Dorothy is up on her kuee, and a wild cry of thanksglv ng cnirtes from her lips. Ephralm lord has followed them. The heavy boat with its single occupant is strong enough to resist the waves, aud as he ncars they go. down to meet him. Dackr he cries ; 'I will not take but one of you. It is not safe.' The grim Quaker,with his stern, emotion- lessifnce, wrenches nw.ty the slender hands that cling to Charles, and clasping Dorothy tightly In hiVhrma, lays her at hisown fefet In the bottom nf his boat, Noword U spok en until they reach the oppositeshorc. Their he takes her up'ilgain and carries her'to the nearest fisher hut upon the beach. s they rtand within the shelter of the little cabin, Dorothy looks at him with wild eyes, nnd a Cry of torture Issues from her white lip. 'Oo back I go back I You will go back1 for film ?' Go back Idr your e'egant city lover, whose Ignorant carclessnrss had cost you your life but for me ?' . Dorothy falls on her knees and grasps his cold hand in an agony of entreaty. 'Go back I Go back I' 'Promise me first that you will not marry him. Swear It as the world's people do.' Then he takes her band and holds it up to heaven, nnd waits'for the oath. Dorothy's lips move, but 116 sound comes. She has fainted. The flsher-wlfe takes the unconscious child and lays her' on her own bed, and Epbraim Ford goes upon his errand of mer cy with murder in his heart.- Ephralm looks 'at the sky. It n still red in the West, lli'e'waTes are rising steadily) but his strongly-built boat, directed by his powerful strength, caii yet make its way through them. There is yet plenty of time; the tide will not turn' for half an hour. Ephraim fights his battle with temptation and wins'the' victory, for twenty' minutes la ter the sturdy boat plows its way "back to the shore, and two silent men slrujigle against the wind Up the Ueach to tho fish erman's hut. Dorothy is waiting for them. Her out stretched arms would wind themselves about both, but the stern, fixed look in Ephraira's eyes restrains hcr,and Charles turns from her and fixes his glance upon the ground. It is a terrible moment for Dorothy. She knona that they both love her, and she shivers at the suffering she sees in both faces. Then she remembers tho oath fche did not speak, anda wild sort of terror takes posiession of her soul. She speaks at last, and tries to thank Ephralm fur tl.e service he has' done them. Spare ine thy gratitude, Dorothy,' he commands, in the slow,solenln tone peculiar to liis people. 'I know I have' done thee a service. I would not near oi it again. 1 tried to n ake thee Bwear an oath, Dorothy ; I am glad it was not spoken. Tell trie now, though, dost thou love this young man? Wilt thou for swear thy religion, forsake the taith of thy forefathers, und become one of the world's people V Dorothy's eyes look toward Charles with mute appeal, He has saved both our lives', dear,' answers tho younger man in reply (oher glance 'and he is worthy of your love.' Then his eyes seek the ground again. He has received his life from tips man's hands, and now he will speak no word to rob him of his dearest treasure. 'Speak, Dorothy,' Ephraim repeats. 'It is for you to choose.' Dorothy a voice is choked with tears, and her breast shaken with sobs, as she answers ; 'It is very, very wicked of me, Ephraim, bt.t I loyo him so I' Then Hue stretches out her helpless bauds, and the sweet lips whisper, 'Charles,' Ouly a single word, but it decides her life. In a moment she is iu her lover arms, and for. tho second time that night unconscious. The nobler man of the two goes unhced ed out into the storm to conquer his heart ache alone. AN INDIAN JOKE. You would hardly expect to find wit amoiif the Iudians, aud yet they are just as human as the rest of us, and, in spite of their stoicism, indulge in a joke now and then which has a flavor of its own During u banquet which was given by 'the pale faces to several red men, one of the Indians took a spoonful, of mustard; sti posing it to be some delicacy. The tears came into his eyes, lie could die without flinching, but a apoonlul tot mustard was something which even his heroic soul could not endure, ao he wept profusely, even us white meli do sometimes. The chief, who sat opposite, asked him why he cried. He naturally replied that he was thinking o his old father, who died u horrible death A few minutes after, the chief himself fell upon the mustard pot, aud swallowed more than was necessary, The tears came Into his eyes, too. A thousand tomahawks were nothing; but the, pungent quality of the mustard made biin weep like a child, "And why do you cry f asked the first victim with savage delight in his tones. "Well,1 was the rjulck reply, "I am crying because you were uot killed wlieu your father was.'' A STbllV OP TUB Vai(1 " Tho boys 'iispdto say Hint you couldn't nderstand a man, until yotrliad tented' with him nt the front, rind there was considera ble weight to Hie saying. A comrade might be known as a jolly, good-heartej (ellow at 1 ..i-'l , . t w. . . J ' tonin, out ins wnoio nattiro wolllil change n a week when you. had liim where the teal iiiantiood and worth of a man cntno to the surface, or wlicr a miserable mean spirit toski tho placo of It am) disgusted you with him, A comrade who shared hi j last ctack tr, performed ' his full sliaro of camp anil, neiu work 8ucu a man was, more o ynu than iil (lie brothers at iomn. and If hn vc)d td coino out of tho. war, lias hot been forgotten. The army Is a place where, a' man c'ari" bo meaner, than dirt, and' uglier, than a wolf, and yet retain Ills' place in' the ranks, or he can be,a white inanall through, and receive uo reward but the gratltuiie.of his lent mate. Now 1 never saw a meatier pti'vafe soldier or a mnre sulky ami morose tenlmale than uckgavo me In tho winter of 180l''G!i, He came down to us in the 'fall, a recruit, having enlisted for tho big bouniy.'nud at that time io old vets who had faced shot and shell for several years had an edgewise feellnc against theso "fresh fish.' who liad pocket ed five or six hundred dollars and came dowb to spend the winter In a warm hut. bme of tho recruits realized Ibis, and by their good nature and pleasant ways soon banished the. feeling so far as they, were, con. cerned. Others were nettled1 and indignant. nd were not inclined that the old vets should get reljeved of ono single camp, duty becauso of the arrival of new men. Fate or luck sent me wJim Shanks" for tent mate. He was Jim some one else. but the nickname was very appropriate. He . .1 !..! r- .L ,1 V 'J.' nui uui;kvu ttuu suiibu truiii me urst, nnu e hadn't known each other two hours be- fdre.we had a quarrel. Next day we fought again, and after that we did uot .exchange a word for three weeks, wnen I saw how mean be was, aud found 'that kind, 'ivprds, kind wishes and n' friendly interest would not touch him, I let him alone as far as I could, and contented myself witli knowing that every member of Company "E" hated him as much' as I did. 0ie night a baud of twenty-five men mov-' edVmtof ourcampfor a scout ncross the Louden Valley, then held by Mosby, and, luck placed Jim S'hanks 'alon'gsjdo of me, He was selected by accident, it .being the intention totak'e a better mau, ' biit he was therp just the same, silent, sullen nnd ready to 6lbow or bayonet any one who accjden tally brushed him. That night he was tiled along tho muddy highway, snpaking only n whispers. I'sMv Jim In'frbnt brine, and whispered to myself; "Jim Sunnks, if DUidb'n't get "killed down here you'll be ung for imirder before you get' out of lite r'm'y a yc'ar'l" " ' 1 Just in the gray of (he morning, and hen within a mile of Union Town, Jim Shanks aud myself nerosent forward to re connoitre. I would have sooner gone atone. ' nd ten times sooner had the company of any, one else, but luck decided it. -We- aaid otnwoid. I watched Jim, and saw that ho was as cool as an old soldier. He kuew as well as I did that wc wero advancing on jlosby's headquarters, but he stepped out uldly and with no change in his demean r. When lie had nearly reached the church standing on the bill above tho town and facing the road leading away to Leesburgh, halted, knowing that a picket' post must be near. I had not exchanged a'Jword with itn for days, but now whispered to him that we must proceed with caulion. '"If you are tired sit down 'in the mud," e growled, striding along, and after a min ute I followed him, both of us walking on the (tide of tho highway, I knew we would soon strike the pickt, but It waa either fol- ow Jim or turn back. Suddenly, and with out ki vtord, five or six men rose up In our ath. 1 had barely discerned them when one seized my carbine aud another tripped mo up, while a third growled out : "If 'you make any fuss you'll "get a bullet mighty quick." , I didn't propose to make any fuss, but Jim Shauka- did. Tire two -meri who grabbed nt him were brushed oil" like flies, and! whirling his carbine around his head he cleared a path for himself and wus lost in the darkness. More than a dozen shots were fired after him, and being intercepted on his retreat down the road he made for the hurch on the hill. Before ho reached' It there were a score of enemies about him, and the reports of the carbines Bounded more like a brisk skirmish than n conflict with a single soldier, and a raw recruit at that. I think he meant to get into the church, though ho could not havo told wheth er it was a church or other building iu the darkness. Failing to get in he found a re treat under the front steps, and in the dark nt-ss the confederates believed that he had escaped altogether. They, however, threw a lino of videtles across roads and fields, and it would not have been possible for Jim Shanks to regain the road by which he had come. Jlact the rest ol (be command moved up on hearing (he row (here might have been a bbdw lo release both of us. but they did int.come. 15 y the time tho soldiers had giv eu up the search for Jim, our comrades were on the back track for the Vototnac. I was retained at the picket post because Motby's lieutenant was thero. and because he hoped to bribo or frighten me into turn ishlug li tin inlormation ol value. 1 was, therefore, iu a position to see the result o; Jim Shanks' work single handed and alone, When ho broke away ho disabled one man by a blow from bis carbine. In his fiht he killed one and wounded two others. Wound ed and dead were brought to the picket-post and I saw them. JUosuy a men were terrl lily Incensed, and bu( for (he fear nf an al (ack by onr force', whose "&trtfiigth"they di not. know, I believe they would have hung us up lu tho first rage. It was the guerilla chiefuin's last dash in (o the beautiful valley. He was gathering forage aud hurrying It back (o J.ee s lines, and many farmers were robbed of their last horse and their last ear of corn. In three days' more they would have been out of (he valley entirely. At the flrat signs of daylight, and when (ho old church on the hill was hardly vial Lie through (he gray of morning, came bullet which bored a soldier through an through, and dropped him dead in hi tracks. It was from the carbine of James Shanks. Rending under the steps lie bad ouly waited for daylight to open the fight anew not waiting to be hunted out aud nw, a ana .11, it I I captured, All was exqlfera,cnt')'n an Instant and(asoonai,Jitn'a locatlpn was betrayed tli guerlllai) scattered, nnd (ormed, a- sklrm-, Isli line. I'h.e firo of, thjs Ijne was concen trated bq (be.strrw.and was ,nn rap)d as If rip'p6sed to a ling of. Rattle. The, firjng had justihegun whVri one of (he skirmishers felt away from a stti'mp.jvjth n,jullet jnlils head. Iu threo.iiilnutos auo.ther wai : f!ifo through tbo chest. , Jiui .bank's lini ifofjy rounds of aniu'n'ltloti(,and'ie firqd s!owyta,ud wl'th'pre-. eisidu. Icouli'see spllriteis fiy'jlrom (ho. steps every timo a ball sryok, and I kuew" llint many' of tho'buliets wcyt driven through, ftie boards. For a long twenty injnnles Jim held that skirmish llnoof Jiiicty-fivo men at bay1; killing three, iiud .winding two, 1 'counting his Bhots, and lie fire ujilst twenty ot)e illmcs, ,; , t . , T jAirelnfprcemcnof. abputtwcnty .mount ed mon finally ciuis up,, and, pitching their liQrses.uuder coyer, oftt.he hill, ,(he( men('fok tho kjrinlsh line. , Just as the firing b?gan anoW, J,lm Shanks f uddenly left, his coyer and !rat)forttho horses down tl(e r,oad,, Every skTrmlahe; rose tip,, and, there ,ipusf, have been at least vone, .hundred bullets, red it, the runntnmanja, the, next, minute, I.saw, them plow jiR t earth aH.arouol,bim,nd one pf them1ae)nthis cap sailjng,lnto,the air, As'he got in ino with the horses, tho fire slackened, vvhlle.tlie.men taw. his plan and riisbed forward. Jim ,was Ia,nq hurry. Rest ing his carbine, pv ex his iadde,, be, .wounded another of his pursuers, ,aud It seemed. ,a mlnUte before he mounted aud rgda off in Ih'q direction pf, Leeaburg. There ,was a rush for the horses, pnd away Jhey galloped after tbe,recrult, firing as,they.rodo. TheslrangeJupk.diatJaad ,s(ood by Jim Shanks in ,ils fight might haye ajded him to, escape had be selected, a better horse. Af-. ter a gallop of half , nil hour ,1101, found his pursuors gaining, and.tin.tryjngp .get Into the fields, his horse fell,-,rQledjo.xfr.the poor fellow, and the pursueisjfound him dead hen they rode up. Uis.clothing was fairly riddled with bullets, and yet his flesh had nt been jcratched. The.churcb steps were as" full.of hpies as, a colander, and about the ame instance apart, ana, yet Jim was, not wounded. . Mean, spirited, obstinate and ngged as a tent-mate, he had the courage of lion and the gallantry, pf a knight, and, the first und lastgrave, jyer dug for a.Uniop.sol- ler by Jlosby's men was hollowed, .put, for. recruit that had never been to the front. Counterfeiters anil tlielr Tricks. Counterfeiting tie currency pf the country more extensively carried on than is goner-. ally, supposed. There ,is,a laro, number of men, ,w,oruen ami cjiildren engaged in ,the uslness. It lias, alrnost .become a national nduslry. Two, causes combine to nuke it sb cx teusive one, .the difficulty of capturing counterfeiters, and the other, (he small num ber o(,men who aro. specially, employed in the detection of (hat class of criminals. Every coin issued by '.he, government has been counterfeited and every issue, of legal tenders and almost every issue of national bank notes has been similarly dealt with. Tlure are more counterfeit notes,' and more counterfeits of national banks are put on arket than of legal tenders. The readiness, with which coins can be coun terfeited and the small ca'pital required to enter into (he business 'is (he cause ol '(he magoi(ude of btich operations. Fivs or six dollars js(cnough( W set a man up In' Hie uslness, of makjng spurious coins. Coin counterfeiters direct their attention cliiefly to the quarter and half dollar silver pieces, though they by no means confine themselves thereto. The outfit for the work consists of a few genuine coins, some anti mony, lead, type metal, pulverized glass, a nail galvanic battery, a crudo milling ma- chioo and a moderate supply of plaster of aris, Wltli the plas(er ot l'arislliey.make (he moulds very perfect ones pt the coin imc-times in one mould there will bo cav ities exactly (he size of all the silver coins, with (he impression of one side on one-half of the mould and the other bearing the. face limilar of the reverse. The base metal, autimony, lead, type metal and pulverized glass though tin is sometimes used is 'melted and poured into tho mould. When sufficiently cooled the metal is taken cut. The coin has a dingy, rough and a not at all deceiving look, It is smoothed with a knife as far as possible, the rough edges being cut oil'. It is next run edgewise through a small milling machine, which generally consists of wo small cogged-wheels. This makes the ntches around the edge. All that is now eft to give the coin a pretty decent appear- nee as genuine, is a coating of silver. This til counterfeiter secures from genuine coins. The genuine coin subjected to tb action of the battery, soon looses some of its silver. Before it is sufficieutly dissolved to totally deface it, (he coin is taken out Enough genulne.silver is in this way pro cured from a single coin to plato a dozen counterfeits, and tho original looks after the operation, as if it. was but little worn, apl can readily be passed. This process is call ed "sweating." The work is very simplo. good hand at the business can make his moulds of plaster Paris and begin turning out spurious pieces all in two or three hours In counterfeit gold coins the same method I: pursued, a genuine gold'coin substituted fo tho, silver one in the sweating, being the on ly change. It is much more difficult how ever, to get a decent looking gold counter leit tuan It is one oi silver ; tnereioie mere is not much doing In that line of business The use of pulverized glass In the compo sitlon of counterfeit coins la for the purpose of giviug.theni a "riug ' something like that possessed by the genuine metal. They can always be detected, however by their weight, neverbeing as heavy as the genuine. Honored and Messed. When, a board of eminent physicians and chemlsls announced the discovery that some well known valuable remedies, tb most wondirful remedies were produced which would cure a wide range of diseases that most all other remedies could be dis pensed with, many were sceptical; butproo Of lu merits by actual trial has dispelled a doubt, and to-day the discoverers .of that gridt Medicine, Hop Hitters are honored and qleised by all as benefactors. .. California Democrats, The democratic convention at San Franc! enpu IhelM lint, after choosing the btutactu tral committee, went into the nomination for governor, Hugh J, Glenn, nominee pf Ih Constitutional convention, 'yita nominated by acclamation. , ' ,:VjbrcortJMiitA,N.iv6'i!,.''x'rti1 Hbk " ' i'9LVMntAmtMonnATviiaxLv,iKo u HOW UKN.3i1Ei.DS SYAS.CUW.;. Art'cxchkhgo's'ttttes'llie' following t ' G'e'n. Shleldf", at 'tl'.o 'batllo 6t Cerb' Gordo, In co",' wa8 severely wounded 'while lad ing his 'men', 'but' h6' refused' to "qu'lf the' field. ' 'Hd'ndf ifricVd to (he1 charge Vfhen'he wns, struck" lu (lie cliesfby a-'cobpet 'rtrate iol lll.it passed through bis llfitgs. lie it .into the arms of Oglesby, ' nt present 'lilted StatcB Senator .from .Illinois, and as carried from tno 'bkU til i 'id' all ap pearances lifeless. Obituary notices appear- atterwaru hi nearly nil ino papers, hi iuu l!,l,)'iij,9 convinced were 'jils'llro'tSerofl'-' rs of 'the impostiiilflly of 'his surviving Icei such a terrible wound. For weeka lift, lay jr. ,v ' i v.,X.tv'?t .;?' ni ine urttiK ui uenm in, me, ueiuuttrttuuu of tlio.bnltlefieli, nnd'his euro Becrh's' short of ,n miracle The army' BUr'gepna bad giv en him over for.death'wbertal.Sl'exIcah doc tot; said he would lve ffjJhet.WQtild let him remove the coagulated .bipod from the oundv ,Shlelds, as A kill, or jqure remedy. told him in try, ai a,fiiio,silk,ljaiiili9rchte( was workedjn and finrdly.ttlrawn through e wound, removing tbe.extrayasated blond Kelijdaylijjb ppuld hJ aee .through tfie ole. iHe lived to po.a pale. and. Jipiny, mail", free from disease, pr'any,inconvetiicnce frord his wound, which ,was, .considered at at time mortal. ' ...... r ii"r i. ' r t yoUU TO Ut?Ui. M , There is a prominent cjtizeu of Eijt, lofnt (own near Atlanta,, Georgia, .who, is, the riostdcterminr eloper yet dejelopei) iljj ri'amdj is Raterce.j Vbout it, yea'ryiigp be courted ,fhp,fourteen yean pid daughter'nf an eroinenr, uiyine oiiina); ipcai(iy, ,tttev., w, trl Itl-'ti ' Tit' ' 1 '., . vaiKcr ity jiaiue. jjis aimiuons io toe, bcincr disfavored bv tins reverend lreti- lenlan be persuaded ber.tii.elopo with him, which she cQtiseutcd, and they were mart rled. j-Ihe marriage wa?j however,-not,,legal by rcasbn Of;the.uiaidea,a ten,der.agfr,H,o;(h& incongruous couple,, were separated, ,All (he rfTnitSiofnUatereello regain possessim ol is fchild loyttYme unavailing, c,,appareii(- determincd tfrltqcom.e, lheh)rdr,ai'd,ruaa-) .of ono qf tho 'unfortunate, minister's daughters; he, transferred his a((en(ionsntu older -sister. Hut. (lie rniuister. seemed- stjas (determined not to bYt Ra(ere,e for. soii-ifi-law, and thpuitor was for liq Fee., ond time forbidden the house.' Hue the minister might have knowrrthat -in the case suc'h a lover as Ratere't had nrnved hlm. if to be1, tars and bltlts Would be of'Mib avail. "It hedld not know tliis:-lte waswlofi ven further evltUnce'ftf'fhe f(!t.,'Vlr.whlln, hd'and liis'wife"were'visiting in Allilrita'bn Sunday last, Hatere'e slipped PlPwith antilh- er (if Ills' feifwfcptlbie daiialitfcrs'anll' married ri 11Thl9"trme'(lie"HaTighler Is of proper' :e, soHhe'olU'genllgman Vvill bavVtoi'malt'e e brjst'bf A'triost lin'satisfaclo,ry'5ba'riain''or turn tbe!cbuple'1outlon 'the "cold arid IbearbJ cH world.' ' '''' 1 .1 f . ,. . :t..... : l- . SAN KKANClSt'O tllrS CENTKH. 1 i 'it Webster's eloquent description of the liritish empire is familiar1o"'cvcry rtader, btit'we.doubt whether it.lsgenerally realized that we, too. iiavd'a dominion bU'whi'cli th sun never sets It "will ha'fdlv be' believed. perhaps, without; on exanTiHklbbn' bftbe maps, hat' San' Francisco', 'liisfe'ad of beTng at:tho we'slcrn limit of 'this domlnion.is1 on-1 l..-t'i' '.,?j'....'i.'..... t i 'ii .1 J ' '.Tli tjr muui utiuv.aj' uciwreu tiuir, easierti auu western limits; and yet it Is a' fact that Ihe faVthest Aleutian Isle acquired 'In 'our' lit chase of Russian America' is as' far to the' ..J -V .UCl; ;''i .1 ts" i! -.r.1'5. .1 111 trs . ui ittub cut us r.astitut i. -ttie,, is iu iue east of 'it. RelVeeu'.ihe northwestern' 'lfnitt! of Washington Territory and tlie south eastern limit of Alaska there is a break of a few degrees, butj with the sljgbtet deduc (ion, our territory extends, through 1!)7 de grees of (ougitudey or, seventeen degrees m6re (ban half ground Jhe' globe, llence, ! when (he sun i givjng its goodnight-kiss to bur westernmost isle on the conilnes .of liehriug s. settj, it, is lreatly tflpodjng J.pe fields njid forests of Maine withjits morning light, and in the,eastern part of that state is more tbau an hourihigb,. At the y'ery mo ment when, the Aleutian fisherman, warned by the approaching shades of.plgbtj is pull- ng ins canoo itjuaru ine( snore, itia, voqa chopper of Maine,is beginning to wake the forest echoes iyilh.)he,stlrrjng music iif bi axe. UESTUUCTION OP. INSECTS. A About thh time of the year fruit-growers are olten troubled wttltt. certain insects. which are very. . annoying .to the.t best orcbardista. There is the slug-on, tbeipear tree, the tent. caterpillar .ion ithev apple and the'ioserbug on, thei cherry, all of which will skeletonize (be tree, in short order. Fur years pastithere have .been published ,ari' ous' receipts far destroying them. Some advocate, liquids or, washes, .some fire and. Btnoke. .But -unless .the trees are .very large, (here seems to be no, way so gpod as band picking. -Xlie, tent-caterpillar evert in. large dees, can be so, readily-got at by a pair of pole shears, cutting away the entire jourjg branch on which thei vermin are feeding, that anyone who wants a cheaper, or. lessier. plait would beseech Jove. to .kill them by lightning strokes. The rose-bug also can readily be shaken from trees'. Where they attack trees of even tolerable size, they can be Miakeu or jarred -from'tbe branches, and with a garden roller crushed on the trrouud This' of course has to be done early in the morning or late in the evening while-tbey aro In a Bomewhat torpid condition. On smaller-bushesHhey'can be easily shaken' off inlo'palls'or open veBsels of water, and then taken away and destroyed. For the pear'. lug, a1 small, greenish-black moist Intdy. there has been many recommendations, I'ow;dered quick lime not slacked lime- receives tbe most countenance from practi cat men. nut unless me trees are very large, or the number very great, baud plckiug is considered t'i be the best way t get rid of -them. Usually there are but comparatively few which do tho damage, and a five or six year old pear tree .may be cleaned of them in. five or ten minutes. Tbe leaf Is closed over them and tbe incci crushed between the folds. We faid llieVe' things were annoyances 'to orch'ardlsls ol taste and neatness; but, besides this tl plant suffers materially by' the 'Injury to tp much foliage, It not o.uly. looks well to have healthy foliage but.it pay to preserve It. Utnnantocr Jeltijraph.: In Jloblle a mau seized a dictionary lo ,settle a dispute about a word and was shot tUrougii tbe heart by a pistol lyiug ou t!, boolf . "It's dangerous to be t,afe" wheu ev the dictionaries have to go armed. RAai-DILJkDyJilVmiNG. srici. Ih. 1. ID. tH. It one Inch ...tl.oo l!.r.n I mi l".o (.in f.Ki n.ii tJ.it) Two Inches .ti" rtirrp Inelxwrj, r. tfinttj r totuuin. e.iti Halt doliinm A.n.lu.')" 41 1 IIU IZ.IMI 17.UI "-r inr-om ls.ti iw.m (i.im liiUM It.to fe.tel iBiim irnrw."! 1 one' doluniL . ..jl Wl . Ut.ili.advtttlk.MliWiUnJJ'itjAiU'llf.tflrai'i sleitldH'il1teiimiimWpa7fftr;tOTtbJleliisif,UQ ciii'l" n nt-rw ptiriieB nave mxuuma. tj ltlatltertlsemrntstwodoilarti nerlne k for litre Inset tloiis, mid at tltat,rale tor aiMlllMial insert lol.l wiiiiuiti reierence iu it ngur, Kmiutor's, Ainlnlstrafofa and Abditnrls not lor t thieo:dollars. Must t paid for.he lawrtetl. Truitiieni or i.ocarnoiiresivteniyi rnn nimr t'liilur nrtrtl.,r.iB,.t1Htr rtitf 4 I regular Advert Ist'tnplit if lintf rat CRT rains in tun "iiusiness iiirecioryi colnmn, odpi dollar per yearrortachUhbiVrVa a A' Ice for n soro linger 1 on lt1ci tfCovetousness bursts (he, bag. ( l The ox has a neat toot, t-Of all natural'rneni Audubon ..was, the naturlst, , , . , J( -Thefumiutr,lmre-car ia,(iu pcu yuea-lio1- I. . i ... , . . '' -j-llewarettf.drlettapjites j they llvciiul wisely, but to, PW1). ; ,' ( , iIMTa liflii tin nv.iTlL'nitliai fif. rrn!nrr.ln a j j , "7"iii in" i n' thealre pn.a.deadhead (Ickel. ',r-The pulp of , po(aCjesi can hp.m.ne,lnto bltllard.balls aiid idcture fruaies. . . , " --'Laundrcssses smile w!lh,sorouev salisfac tfon at, tlio incursion of wltltu vcaus. iTheilowng nqgroes,i .thc outh nip nowi called exodustors. ,, ' Can the clcrktwho rej;kons,ip thojtiick-s els properly, b.eallpd'a lie,ccntlcoun(er?. -(A French Jhysiciau says' (lrirlklr)g'boll- cd water;' only will pfotfiut yellow fever," .rr-llimlgrallon fririiiiwellj ta .th.W1 a(liow gojng on,t n.stcady; rate. e?!i ' -iThe beet fish slit-ays' bite on Sundays, i ihe picked I'tcayubet ' -Itjsn-ttilll tifavnrH nil wear .1 'ftv-nlnn look1, saya, the New York, Express. , Sprlng'oponlngs show but- few'black bonnets, - --Don't attcm'nt.tt) read volumes ofsmotie. ,Tbey are(auretO'bli(id.you. ' i' h iWhen'fi boy gets (rotinced. with niwalk ing jstictcall'lle tin Called cane heated ? 't 'AsWater. that has stood'over nWbtVn hn open vessel 'should. uot be ' used Jot cook- , l-'lut:i'Will Mot lingir upon'lhls point' as tlje'Preacher'sald When-hei'sat iklown on 'the Jarpet-tack. - ; ' ' 1-' ; -'I'lieeoutfm'pjatlve (lo'ctor' strools through the cemetry aud sees liip,iUentJ on a. mon uraeiit. ' ' ', ', ",",' " ' , . flhe numberless one-eyed men about the country feukVdUluies!lor:tho-p'opularl-iy o archery. , 'No miiftr bo'wiwearttiyih.mau may be,' let liiin givt',an";i cent iiud he bccomes,, a peiiiiyless uiau.,,",, ,,, , , ,' ''ive-sixtbs.of alk. the licorica iuiported fntnthjs cguutryls ui;ed ti the. mauufacj lurelof tb'bacco.'saysi'e'uutbr Bayard,'' ' ' , c 'Mil.'. '-"T -.1 i; I . - '"-liivcrpol'iJias, a Sboebluck Society,, .whose bi siness is to.li'elii) mimbefs of' the' brigid-'to K'bettcH'posiitrm lb' lift'!' d'lie boy ,w iv'io Bad to.uo, tl r i vtjti u). me - r.'t'.il 'ill i. liv.t .. ,,,t ,t liatli-tiib'iaiff winter1,1 notv batlies ' fbr' 'lifliira' lit a'tinie'iKilliS !Un,ils andlrirers, Wtwri t uJiiiliaWlWt momebtln h boyVlifs1 la' ' ,wbeh lieiian'suirfke cigarettosdiri tboupres c.ncu of bis patcrualvwrubout ictidaogeting. ,f)i5li,e' ' i! h . ,'., t (Ai Texas jdryiariwo, after (he 'evidence, "wsui;iii,,utid,rtqueted that be,case.gopto,-, tiAJui witiiutit "ajiy lawyera' apec'ches,", 'and imiil.' " 'J ' " f''' '''" '' ,,''i("' ; '''Grace (wbisperiiig) i'Vhat loyely' boots your partner's g'6i; Mafy 1"' ' Mary ,dK) .i'lYes.'unloTt'un.itciy lie'shln'es at iho wrong' cudi" i- , . ' i,l , i , t, " i - ' 'The other day'h'inan 'died1 So suddenly that' the body "was,, nlintlst - cold' before .the . distracted 'aud grit('i8jtrickeu;relaUyeal"pundr the twin, , ., )llU rtt is'a remarkable fact . that ,no. vessel propelled by .sleam was evcr.ntrucby llgbti Ming, nor liny .snip wuicu was 'iron. ' ' '' built of L'uv'is one ov them kind ov disease I tb'aty'u karit glk', rior'git'rW bv', 'with'' e'ntiy certainty, enny more than 'you- c'an tbe ,ruinatiz.- '-'A Keokukj Iowa, pickling- 'establish ment advertises for 2O0,OOOnihj;atl-i vl. cabr. , . bnge, and the New London Telegram says, ''Po West, young, iuan,jgo Wtjst,',' , . tr-A domestic named Angelica, tjordan has jiassed over her last-name and become a portion of her first rnainp,. Slie attempted to kindle a fire with coal-oil, A tailor was lately sentenced to x months' Imprlsonhie'nt by a London. Ttoiice magistrate lor neglecting"(o' provide suitable food and clothing l'oran apprentice'. , If'vt!h. are no' wealtlly cnbugli'"tb keep flock'Df hens and iiccompanviug "gentle man attendautl keep a" baby. He can ''crow" early enough 'to, wake, up in abundant season to fee ine sun rise. Aiv6unirilady Bent twenty-five centx and postage stamp in reply to, tbe advertisement of ''How o( make.an impression," and re ceived, for ab'an8w'er,'"Sit'dowki on 'n, rian l.dougn." The Sunday school f Jooks forward to.lhe day tretiledbr the"exlirencli shall roam lor a usv inHhe snaur crore: cn- ioving.thp.beauties l"f nature, commingled with picnic cake and ice-qrcam. Portable gas iig sold and delivered ' In England like. milk, .People in tbe country . and villages receive.their.gasin copper ves- sels'from'4he city, and the German, railroads are an ugniea in a similar manner. 'This is the season' of the year when it in't necessary td call tbe police, turn' In a .Hre-alarmvaml break -your back getting out oi doors, wuenjyou near a woman screaming irijnortal agony slie'n. ony ahooing the chickens oiit of tbe garden. A business-like abatement from Vander- bllt: "I roean.to sa,y that the" quali(y of Mgnsn steel rails wnicti l receive, and ine price and the 'quantity offered, compared with tbe bargains of Ame rcan manufactures make it, better fgr, pie to buy abroad.'! ' It H often said that. tho medical profes sion in (he Uni(ed S(a(es-is overcrowded, ove'reighlv medical colleges send foflh each yeaftrtore than'o'ne thousand n'e'w'graduale's' to ue supported uy sutlering humanity, thejnumber of doctors Is increasing far' be yond the. increase.of population. . ( The daily circulation of'the most popular newspaper'' in Ihe. City pf Mexico, .with a imputation ol 'JQO.OOO.does not exceed 2.000 copies, All newspapers in' the republic ag gregate a consumption or only about euo reams a month, a quantity that many single mills iirtiie United States could supply, and yet not 'fun a fourth of the time. A legal gentleman met a brother law yer on Court Stree(, one day las( week:, and uiu touiitviiig conversation took; place: "We'll .Tudjje, how is business ?'' "Dull, dull ; I am living o'n' faith and hope," 'ery'good; I have got past you, for I'm living on charity " The good girl slammeth the door and talkl-tli Itiinlly.-antl msketli a noise, for her heart is without, guile, and she fearrtb' nut thd voids, v .(ue iall teacher; but (he naughty gir) shiitieth tbe door pMf, aud stealeiU'np stalrs' in her i.t.cki'ng-fee't, and' stuhlbletb over tbe rocking-chair, arid the last 'condition of that girli is worse than the first. , ' . . ,,. i . An orator declaring (lut fortittier 'knocked at very man'iidonr once, an old IrUbutuian said that must have been the reason she wasn't born man, b('4Uise it was never intended (hat she. thouh) bo auytbifg but "misfortuue." A joker fays ft js al( iipnmnsn (osy. .dipt lichliilnu' never strilrs twice in (he tsme place. Every time (ho Jersey kind cornea' within reach it never misses him. Guest In the lintels In Ne w Yoik are not allowed tn mash bedbugs on 'the walU, but must get 'em on the: floor and iIioIh 'em tdideathaud ring for the port-r to draw off t tbe carcass.
Significant historical Pennsylvania newspapers