HIGHACRES COT IRGIAN
I HATE
CASANOVA CLOD
Wt:ron in't good for nuttin...7oll,
nu - :tin much ~ :nrqty. By dtt, I men
nutin so/id...like r good huntin dcwg
whet youse c... 4 hunt bolds wit. You can
oet boids...or sell dem...but what does
wirarnen give you? tell youse...
nutin; nuttin wit o big N yet,..nittin
dei; is sept trouble; dat's trouble wit
e big T too.
Some peoples soya I is predijuiced
LgAnst wimmen...or sumpin like dot...
but they is wrong.. .dead wrong, I
tint predijuicod rgrinst nuttin...l
oven likes English tree (3), rn drt
BonutifUl New Student Union Building, rn
de Zool. 10), rn communists rn even
believers. Like I says, I ain't►.
predijuiced vgPinst nuttin...lt's
just drt I knows wimmen inside rn out
rnd I hates every bit of dem. Dey is
rotten ell de wry trn.
Dey c-nit even pl , n hryi-ridos, or put
lip-stick on strright, or put eye brow
pencil on straight, or put on ten-dey
press on nails straight, or keep their
hair straight, or drink liquor strrigo
or auttin like drt. Not only is dey
rotten, but dey is also stupid tpo. pa
most stupid guy in de hole woild (inclwin
McAdoo) could give 60% of his intellect,
.to de sharpest goil in du hole weild, an
he would still be ten times sharper tgq.
she epuld ever be. Dot's cause his
intellect is so much superior den anyting
wit e female tag on it,
and potatoe chips
and talk
about
cars
the weather
sports
the nation
old times
end new times
I remember
WIMMEN
FRIDAY ,___NOVEN
Yech s Like I soy, wimmen is
for nuttin.
Incidentally, like, if any
vin't fixed up wit a date f
Bell en wants to go pretty
up to da Collegian Office
big Clod. I ain't bin able
up a Boil yet. I wonder 'th
SUNDAY VISIT
I remember
Shirt sleeves
and back-porch
and summer
Sunday afternoons,
Fried chicken
and a cigarette
and talk
about
the weather
sports
the nation
old times
and new times
And the warm lazy
sun
filling the late autumn
grass.
I remember
evening
tired, happy
voices of grandchildren
Night
in the kitchen
around the table
Beer
F •E•SULL