H IGH AC RFS COLLEGIAN STUDWT RTMORD COLLECTTOY B7TNG BUILT %.s you all prchably know, the SUB hls Hi-4i fto - m. now. The corner room to the left of the main entrance of the now dnd easy chairs. On presentation of a Matriculation Card, any one of the records in the collection may be checked out. The records available at the moment are as follawss Brubeck and Jay and Kai at Newport Brubeck at Storyville 1954 Les Elgart—Sound Ideas Ellington at Newport Earol Garner Plays For Dancing Sinatra—The Voice The Misty kiss Christy The Duke Plays Ellington Mel Torme Sings Fred Astaire Pal Joey The Wildest Show At Tahoe—Louis Prima Some of these recordings were bought oy our Student Government ) and others were ';ontributed from the private collections of public minded students* The Student Government Association intends to purchase more recordings in the near 'future / and contriWutions are always yeloome, so, within a short time we Lould have a sizaTile collection for the ,:njoyment of the students BELL SYSTEM INSTALLED The bell system purchased by last years ::student Government Association is being insi:alled in the buildings of the campus. When installation is finished, the absent— minded professor and student situation of forgetting classes should be eased. By 'c -he way, the bell operating in the ivia!=n Building certainly has a pure tone, doe&inlt it? FOR SALE Heater—slightly used—very good condition—owned by little old lady-38 caliber The Bachelcr The I - ach3lor is cP.,ey guy, TT, , f" He sizes all the cuties up, And never 16rs. one. Scene It a trial: "Have you ever ?yen up 'before me?" 4 he prisoner did not l iad6e. He I.ked at the court and make this retort "Th't time do you get un, Judge?" The I:2st rny to drive a '-rl.1 - 7 17-1.1 , w is to tictle his feet. A small toy in church 17as intently 17atching a 1- akd—hoadod man scratch the fringe of hai around the side of his heado The man kept it up so long thot the boy loaned over and said in a loud whisper, "Hey, 'Lister, you 7 never catch him that - ay. by don't you run him out in the open," 0000 fOftellogyri 000000 0,741.00 The spinal column is a collection of bone s running up and down that keeps you from being legs clean up to y our neck. A man in an insane ass7lum sat fishing over a flower bed. Avisitor approached, wishing to friendly, asked "How many have you caught today?" "You f re the ninth." The business tycoon was dying, and the prier hadn't yet arrived, "John," he gasped to his partner, who was sitting by the side of the bed, "I want to confess to you. I stole that $74,00 from the safe. And Tim the one who told your wife about your mis— tress. And, John--I sold our secret pat-a ents to our rivals for $2OOOOO. Xhd John. "That's 0.K.," John whispered. "I poisoned you.fl • • • ti F ROHL ICH E WE IHNACH TEN FRTD",Y, - )'-'Cr.LBFR 19 1958 JOKTZ (please
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