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Arles: (Mar. 21-Apr. 19) There’s
a surprise in store for you when
you get home from your vaca
tion. A deadmouse has been
rotting behind your refrigerator
since you left town, and the
house smells bad.
Taurus: (Apr. 20-May 20) A
parking fracas ends in tragedy
when you back over a rich lady’s
dachshund and your insurance
won’t pay.
Gemini: (May 2 i-J une 21) If you
want to May in tiptop shape,
you should do bong hits 24 hours
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Thursday, December 2, 1993
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Press.
Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Sew up
that hole in your pocket today
before someone discovers that
you use It to play with yourself.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Go
ahead—wear the same outfit two
days in a row. No one will notice
and everyone will ignore the
smell
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You’ve been drinking contami
nated water all week, but don’t
fret. You’ll pass out for three
days and never feel the pain,
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