Page 6 CHAOS h>> Bnan Shuste: "Well, yes, I DID the homework assignment, but then, urn, well, then I ate it." elf the mark by Mark Parisi w IV£ VoH£ IT/ CR£Kf£o UF£!Q£if At/D EV£V rtORE MfbKIME-V, IVf Ci?£AT/fD AIAX DEDUCTION.' SHOULD I A uwytn OR A DocTpß? The of itfrioctfi/cz. IE’NrTiE’RMM'M'E’NI Jim’s Journal ToAa'/ I «ite X noticed h« X asked Ue saU* *j i*,Ve (vmck witK ban broujkt Sovne uiV»f Ke Mat +W\w<j* burnt... \y\ tke s+»e|t cook*** Kim eat«*9 burnt carb«n aids room. tKat were jet coskiet* flavor." black* *•* ** “What else do you know besides Chopsticks ?” <**•*'' Tills Week at Brmme’s,,, Concourse Jazz Saturday, December 4 8 -11:30 p«m« w •$&» -3jw VSB. * CBL * fMMw VS3L 1 «bMw <ffTU Vouri^^/Herescepe byßubyWynsr-b ■Hy AA.B.P.-cernfiedAstrologer Arles: (Mar. 21-Apr. 19) There’s a surprise in store for you when you get home from your vaca tion. A deadmouse has been rotting behind your refrigerator since you left town, and the house smells bad. Taurus: (Apr. 20-May 20) A parking fracas ends in tragedy when you back over a rich lady’s dachshund and your insurance won’t pay. Gemini: (May 2 i-J une 21) If you want to May in tiptop shape, you should do bong hits 24 hours 'daybc 'dmtomdp* Thursday, December 2, 1993 • * Press. Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Sew up that hole in your pocket today before someone discovers that you use It to play with yourself. Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Go ahead—wear the same outfit two days in a row. No one will notice and everyone will ignore the smell Sagittarius: (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You’ve been drinking contami nated water all week, but don’t fret. You’ll pass out for three days and never feel the pain, nr by Jim * ★
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