Page 12 Hellraiser 111 : Hell on by Rick Kastan The Collegian "/ have seen the future of horror, and it's name is Clive Barker"- Steven King I can still remember first hearing this quote about five years ago. It was promoting the release of Brit horror author/god Clive Barker's directional debut, Hellraiser. And, being young and impressionable in those days, I took those words to heart. I mean, Hellraiser wasn't just your standard run-of-the-mill cheesy horror flick, it had raw power and a decidedly perverse sexuality about it that made it oh so attractive to frustrated young'uns looking for something new to gross-out their girlfriends with. Hellraiser had balls. It was severe. It was cool, man. And if this was the future of horror then maybe we all had something to look forward to after all. So here we arc, five years and three movies later. I'm older, wiser, a bit better looking (if *Ask for Please present coupon before ordering. Not valid with any other discounts or offers Limit 1 coupon per person L r Expires: 9/30/92 Please present coupon before ordering. Not valid with any other discounts or offers; you ask me - and you don't have to), and more than just a little heartbroken. First came Hellraiser II: Hellhound, Tony Randal's quick-paced if dim-witted continuation of Barker's ideas. Then there was Nightbreed, Barker's ambitious but tiresome monster mash. By 1990 it began to look like old Stcve'o was talking about some other guy named Clive. Now we have Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth and if this is the future of horror you better sedate me and let me watch Patrick Swayze dance dance dance. Hellraiser 111 begins in New York City where the Lament Configuration box (a.k.a. doorway to hell, this time contained in a pillar of lost souls last seen at the end of Hellhound) is once again being your Student Discount Card *Free Drink Refills Double Cheeseburger With the purchase of a Double Cheesburger, any size fries and drink. Good at: All Erie County Locations Expires: 9/30/92 Free WOPPER Sandwich With the purchase of a Wopper , any size fries and drink. Good at: All Erie County Locations Limit 1 coupon per person "■ 9 Thursday, September 17, 1992 M, I ”1“ mm mm mm mm mm mm 'mmmmmm mm J n Film have to force out. Writers Randal and Barker should be ashamed of themselves for giving us such stupid characters. I mean, our three leads throw themselves into so many dangerous situations that it's near impossible to shake that shit-like-this-just-doesn't-happen feeling. Other than the aforementioned script problems, Hell on Earth is a fairly professional piece of filmmaking. Direction, from Anthony Hickox (Waxwork, Sundown ) is workmanlike and shows quite a bit of flair and acting is generally good especially from Doug Bradly (who always gives his all) as Pinhead and the very beautiful woman who plays Joey (she reminds me of Kim Catrall with talent). In fact, it seems like the whole crew put their all into the film despite it's obviously defective script. This is sad too, because even with the extra good intentions this flick is unsalvageable. Too bad. Strike up another loss for Clive Barker in film history and add another dark cloud looming over horror's future. Somebody better tell Steve. □ □ □ Check Out the latest sports scores in the Sports section!!! □ □□