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Bambi
This was a horrifying film
about revenge. A young deer,
is being raised as
the child of a single parent in the
wild forest. One ghastly day
Bambi's mother is brutally killed
by an unknown assassin, leaving
Bambi thirsting for vengeance.
He is confronted by a hyperactive
rabbit provocatively named
Thumper" whom he quickly
befriends, and a terribly feminine
skunk ironically named "Flower".
This motley bunch grow up
roaming the forest and raising
heck until they feel their libido
ailing and decide to find suitable
mates. Bambi's gang breaks up to
settle down leaving the forest free
of their influence and Bambi’s
rtca of vengeance promptly
forgotten.
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awake most of the lime and
although the nudity and sex were
lucking, thc ; .violence kept my
interest peaked.
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Chainsaw
Massacre Part 2
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The 0 f mov i c you'd watch with a hot chic (that is, preferably
Jr The kind mov ' c you'd watch with a hot guy (that is, if you were
( that kind of a guy).
f - A S’t The kind of movie you'd watch with a 100-yardcr (that is, a chic that
V)/ looks extremely good from afar, but when you sec her up close, you
6 want to puke).
The kind of movie you'd watch with a barker (that is, a chic that
howls at the moon).
This fine film was overlooked
by the Academy Awards, but not
by this reviewer. It is a touching
love story between a lovely but
obnoxious radio disc jockey and a
mildly violent, chainsaw
wielding psychopath. The most
intriguing-aspect of this filiti is
the bashfulness of the
Bruno s
sounds of
psychopath. He is so self-
concious of himself, he wears a
mask made from human flesh to
hide his identity from his loved
one.
The heroine of the film is also
in a dilema. She obviously feels
an attraction for power tools and
their many varied uses but she
doesn't want to rush into
anything. It is this tension in
their relationship that leads to the
piles of body parts that seem to
accumulate throughout the film.
Theirs is a love story not seen
since Romeo and Juliet, it has
hidden romance, erotic suspense,
and gallons of blood. Things
to see but were
usually found in a Hallmark card
Grease
This musical starring mega
talented John Travolta and Olivia
Newton John is a twisted look at
youth in America. In the film,
Travolta plays the average
delinquent teenager that falls in
love with an Australian goody
two-shoes played by Newton
John, They are separated by their
social structure, he's a cool guy
and she's a geek, and all seems
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lost until John discovers the key
to winning the affection of a
male: wear tight leather pants, a
revealing shirt, smoke, and act
like a slut. Is this the future of
America?
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