Thursday, January 23, 1992 |f A A • j rLntertamment Ozzy to appear in Erie If you're a metal head who's sick of road-tripping to Pittsburgh or Cleveland for those big-name shows, take heed: the Erie Civic Center is about to get uglier than any Panthers bcnch-clearer. The reason? Ozzy Osbourne, the PMRC's greatest nightmare, screeches into town for an 8 p.m. show Saturday, Feb. 1. Touring on the heels of No More Tears, which has revitalized his career through its hit title track and the follow-up "Mama, I'm Coming Home," Ozzy has broken things up during his latest shows, pairing up new material with classic tracks dating back to his days with Black Sabbath. The combination must be working; his October appearance in Cleveland sold out in only 35 minutes. Reserved seats for next week's show are still available, however; running for $17.75 in advance and $19.25 the day of the show. WT f=±T) Cash for College Over 3 Million Students will Qualify For College Grants & Scholarships • Learn the quickest & easiest ways you can win both scholarships and financial aid awards. * Learn how to improve your chances for a Pell Grant. • Learn how to increase the amount of your Guaranteed Student Loan. * Learn how much money you are eligible to receive so you can choose the schools that best suit your true financial need. For more information and a Pin)US copy of 10 Ways To Stretch Your Scholarship Chances! fill out and mail the attached coupon TODAY! Send for FREE information Name Address City Phone ( ) MeN Coupon To: Schoiarehlps Unlimited P.O. Box 3332 State Zip. Freejack Acting and directing by Rick Kastan The Collegian Freejack, the new science fiction movie from director Geoff Murphy, begins with a terrible shot of Emelio Estevez's fat, half-clad ass and then, not only never recovers, but amazingly proceeds to get even worse. This is another terrible disappointment for a genre that seems to contain a great many disappointments. The movies are built around people wanting to escape from the rigors of everyday life. Sci-fi adds another dimension to that concept; it lakes you to places that can only exist in your imagination. This makes sci-fi a great place to find output from directors of great imagination and Hare. Unfortunately, for every classic like Blade Runner you will find a dozen duds like Baltlestar Gallactica (remember THAT?) or Dune. Sadly, Freejack falls into this latter category. Our hero is Alex Furlong (Estevez), an up-and-coming race car driver who, during the race of his career, crashes and "SUNDAY WITH THE TIMES' " Do you .have that uncontrollable urge to know what’s going on in the world? Join several distinguishing Behrend faculty on Sunday mornings in an enthusias discussion of the Sunday New York Times. Coffee and doughnuts will be provided as well as complimentary copies of the Sunday New York Times. (seemingly) dies, leaving behind his girlfriend, played by the (supposedly) beautiful and terribly talentless Renee Russo. I say he "seemingly" dies because his body is never found. The reason for this is that, at the moment of the crash, Alex's body is "jacked" 18 years into the future by Mick Jaggcr, who works for an evil company headed by Anthony Hopkins. Hopkins plans to erase Alex's mind and sell his body so that REVIEW another mind can be implanted into it. Apparently, this is a pretty usual occurrence in the future, with the ruling-class rich often ordering up young new bodies when theirs no longer want to keep going (kind of like plastic surgery without the knife). The only problem with this procedure is the slim chance of The next "Sunday with The Times'" Sunday, January 26, 1 992 Dr. Kathleen Campbell Director of Theatre V inter garden, Reed Union Building flops not up to par will be with held in one of the subjects escaping and thus becoming a "Freejack”, which, of course, is exactly what Alex does. Now, I’ll be the first to admit, the story had definite potential (even though I couldn't understand why it was exactly that Alex had to find this guy instead of just haulin' his butt out of there —what's he going to do, ask the guy if maybe he could find a replacement?). The problem here is with the general lack of talent both in front of and behind the camera. The chubby, child-like Estevez has never really tried to pretend that he has anything by way of talent. Sadly, what he lacks in acting skills he docs not make up for in machismo, so therefore he makes a really wimpy hero. The same goes for Russo, who I found very unattractive to look at and whose acting could likewise put fish to sleep. Also contributing to the fiasco is Jagger, as the leader of the bad guys, who looks like he's lost and just walks around staring (continued on page 8) Page 7