The Collegian Wednesday, February 21, 1990 Laughs rare in poorly structured Madhouse by Christi Luden Collegian Staff Writer What do John Larroquette from "Night Court" and Kirstie Alley from "Cheers" have in common? A unimpressive new comedy movie entitled Madhouse . Although the lading roles arc played by two of television's most hilarious and popular stars, I would not advise anyone to waste their money on this mediocrity. The film begins with a happy, newlywed couple sharing their first apartment together. Mark and Jessica Bannister (Larroquette and Alley) are madly in love and very successful in their areas of business and news broadcasting. All is bliss until cousins Fred and Bernice come to visit. What starts out as a happy reunion ends up causing unbelievable fiascocs in the Bannisters' lives. The first incident occurs during the ride from the airport to Mark and Jessica’s apartment. Their wonderful cousins bring along Scrubby, the family cat. Scrubby doesn't like the car ride 100 much and literally soaks everyone because of ill feelings. This occurrence, which foreshadowed many more terrible events, provides one of very few moments that causes laughter. On the supposed last day of Fred and Bernice's vacation, hugs arc exchanged and the Bannisters' moments of peace arc again well on their way. Well on their way, Liner (continued from page 8) tribute to the late reggae pioneer. Island will donate profits to fund Amnesty's humanist efforts in the third world. • Lock up your old Barbies. Five new dolls have entered the toy market representing (you guessed it) the New Kids on the Block. Is nothing sacred? • Olcta Adams, the back-up singer discovered on the latest Tears For Fears LP, will release her solo debut on March 12. The release was written and produced by Tears For Fears member Roland Orzabal. • The Cowboy Junkies will premiere their second LP on March 13. Titled The Caution AOR Hits taken from Radio and Records 1. Aerosmith - "What it Takes" 2. Alannah Myles - "Black Velvet" 3. Whitesnake - "The Deeper the Love" 4. Rolling Stones r "Almost Hear You Sigh" 5. Tom Petty - "A Face in the Crowd" that is, until a pregnant Bernice takes a little spill on the front porch and, under doctor's orders, has to spend the rest of her pregnancy in bed. This is when the couple begins their descent into a living hell. Bernice becomes demanding and very obnoxious, Fred leaves to find his real self again, and Scrubby began to use up his nine lives by dying and rising again throughout the entire movie. If these house guests aren't enough