The Collegian, Wednesday February 15
Soap Opera
Update
by Julie Tibolla
Collegian Staff Writer
Another World
The stranger who's been
following Felicia showed up at
Lisa's doorstep. He broke in and
Lisa started screaming until
Matthew came and scared him
away. Lisa hugged Matt and they
started kissing until they were
interrupted by Josie. Josie told
Lisa that she was no better than
Vicki. Lisa told Matt that it
would never happen again and
told him to go and chase Josie.
John asked Charlene to make
love to him. As they were in hes
bedroom, Charlene started
touching him. He started to
remember his relationship with a
Vietnamese woman. John became
confused as to why whenever he
made a move with Charlene he
slipped into his subconscious.
Josie stopped by Iris' to drop
off some papers. Josie told Iris
that Matthew was in love with
someone else. Iris said she
understood exactly how she felt,
and said that she should fight for
Matthew. Later Iris said she's
teach Josie how to be a classy
lady on one condition, she
couldn't tell Charlene.
Felicia is continuing to have
nightmares about the man who
called her Annie. She told Mitch
it was Noah haunting her about
her past. Mitch asked Felicia
about the father of her baby,
Luke, Felicia said she never saw
him again.
Matthew stopped by Mitch
and Felicia's and told them about
the man at Lisa's.
Days Of Our Lives
Justin started to feel dizzy and
passed out on the floor. Victor
was worried that it might be
because bf the phony medicine.
Victor consulted his shady doctor
and the doctor reassured him it
was a common side effect and
that it wouldn't produce any
permanent damage. Victor's
doctor told Justin he shouldn't
have any problem with his sex
life and that if he really wanted to
make love to hes wife he could.
At the hospital, Caroline
thanked Steve for taking care of
the fish market for Sean, but was
interrupted when Jack walked in.
Caroline was happy to see Jack
and thanked him for the flowers.
Steve didn't believe his brother's
sincerity but Jack said it was
because Caroline had been so
sweet to him when he was
married to Kayla.
Roman and Diana stopped by
to tell Caroline that they were
going to go ahead with their
plans of getting married on
Valentine's Day because she
would be out - of the hospital.
When Caroline sat up in joy she
had another heart attack.
In Florida, Emilio and
Jennifer got adjoining rooms,
unpacked, and went to the beach.
Things got hot and heavy with
Jennifer flaunting around in her
itsy, bitsy bikini. Emilio built a
fire and they ended up kissing.
At the paper, Diana was
shocked that Jack printed the
story of a poor family struggling
to survive. Jack said it was a
good story and said he paid the
writer money out of his own
pocket. Diana wondered why Jack
had a change of heart.
Jack went to the emergency
room for a check-up. Kayla said
she didn't understand him. She
said she'd like to see the old Jack
back. Jack smiled sweetie and
said he'd think about it.
Jack stopped by the fish
market to talk to Steve about Jo.
Jack said he wanted to get Jo a
bigger apartment.
Guiding Light
On the bridge, Reva boldly
spoke to Solita in the hopes of
triggering her memories of
Sonny. Solita asked Reva to
leave her alone so Reva started to
leave the bridge. At that moment,
Sclita began to remember the
incident of her father beating her
and asked Reva to come back. As
Reva was comforting her, Solita
told her that Sonny slept, with
Will and her father had thought it
was her that degraded the family
so he beat her instead of Sonny.
Solita relived the horrible
experience of her sister being
beaten to death. Reva asked her to
mentally open the closet door.
Sonny told her that Solita had
hung herself. Just then Will
appeared on the bridge and caused
Sonny to slip. John and Rusty
appeared and helped Reva pull
Sonny back onto the bridge.
Fletcher eloped with Chelsey
and Johnny at his side. They
demanded that he leave with him
and get medical attention.
Fletcher refused . to leave until he
found Alexandra but Johnny
picked him up, swung him onto
his shoulder and carried him back
to the plane.
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and Eric "Gup" Gustafson. He
then moved into his routine
which was often interrupted by
the enthusiastic crowd. Naster
reacted to these disturbances with
great ease, using quick
comebacks and style to "one up"
the audience every time.
At one point in the evening
he invited John Bondanella onto
the stage to try his hand at being
a comedian. After John had
completed tasks such as
motorcycle riding and picking up
"chicks", he was awarded the
golden kazoo by Naster who
dubbed him "comedian".
One of the more exciting parts
of the evening was Naster's drum
solo. Mr. Naster asked the
audience for requests and received
Neil Purt's drum solo from
YYZ. Naster proceeded to play
the piece surprisingly well,
considering his drum set- a stool.
Throughout the evening
Naster delighted and entertained
Behrend students with jokes,
silliness, and sensitivity. He
continued even to the end when
his planned finish failed to come
off. Amidst candles, popcorn,
and punch Naster thanked the
audience and SPC for bringing
him to Behr-nd for a night of
laughter and comedy.
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