THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM FIELD, PA., DECEMBER 13, 1881.
Gullcnu as a Witness.
On WediK'Silny tlio nssnain was put on the
wUdcsb stniid. The following la nn abstract
of bin testimony; In reply to qnoittlonii tin to
the OixMlIn Community, ho Hitiit that he
believed when tlioro thnt Koyea was hi
pticd of God. lie believed in inspiration;
helioved thnt Qod could inaplio him to do a
certain net, and that he numt obey the
Inspiration, lie then mutinied the narrative
of his experlenno as a lecturer from Febru
ary, 188 when bo tried to lecture In Bos
Ion against Ingersoll, but tlio people would
not ooino to hear him proYe the oxistouoo
of a bell. In April, 1878, be got bis leoture
printed again in Philadelphia ; was after
ward In the lawin Milwaukeo, but started
..out aain. lie identified a book called
"Truth," a companion book to tlio Bible,
and read a passage about the trials of the
Apostle Paul. lie said his own was a
si mil 11 r case; he tried to enlighten the world
tout he had no money, and had about as
lough a time os the ApoeMo Paul had. lie
described his campaigu experiences iu New
York, and bis being on tho Btouington
when it struck the Narragansott on his
way to Boston. Thought his time bad
come ; but bo prayed, and was preserved,
lie thou desoribod his return to New York
his interview with Governor Jowell, Gener
al Arthur, and others. Subsequently he
called on President Garfield at the Whito
House, and gave him bis speech, on whioU
was writtou Paris Consulship. Afterward
lie could not see the Presidont, aud became
worried over the political situation.
The Court, having ruled against the Read
ing of a printed slip, the witness continued:
il On tho Wednosday after the resignation
of Conkling, I was feeling very blue, when
suddenly it came over me like a flash if the
President was removed ail would bo welt.
It kept coming to me every day. At first I
was horrified, but I kept thiuklng, until I
knew it was an inspiration."
After continuing iu this strain, the pris
oner said ho never montionod his inspiration
or bis purposes to any one. During the
interval piecoediug the " romoval" of the
President bo was buBy arranging his plans
and preparing a revised edition of bis book
Truth. After a sketch of his jail life the
court took a recess. On tho reassembling
of the court Mr. Scovillo desired to put ou
the stand a witness from Columbus, Ohio,
who desired to leave, Jjut this was objected
to, aud Guiteau was again examined, lie
told the story of the several attempts upou
bis life. He also gave a full account of bis
arrest and- tho events of the 2nd of July
with perfect unconceru. After answering a
few more questions, Guiteau broke in with:
" I want to define my position on this one
' point. I believe Genoral Arthur is a friend
of mine ; be ought to bo, for I am the man
who made him, or my inspiration did, but
I never yet asked a favor of him, aud don't
suppose I ever shall.". The direct exami
nation having been concluded Judge Porter
in a very serious manner commenced the
cross-examination, the witness replying in
A cool and collected manner.
John Chinamen's Experience.
Among tho fashionable visitors at tho
roller skating rink last evening, cays the
Cleveland Press, wero Jing Ilee and Wash
Hop, 'two Chinamen. They ate the most
enterprising of their clan in the city. It
was Jing who first of all his tribe wore
paper collars, and it was Wash who led tho
van with a real live moustache. These two
. cultured gentlemen bad read iu the papers
about a roller skating rink and, without
knowing what it was, they determined to
try it. With a guiltless grin on their leather
colored features they paid their entrance
fee and sneaked in. They preseutod a vis
ion of raro loveliness. Wah Hop wore a
rich black Bilk "polney," with a single filo
of buttons down the front. His dainty
limbs were encased in pearl gray pantaloons
and bis diminutive feet were hid in a pair
of black velvet shoes with wooden under
pinning. Jing Hoe's dress was a duplicate
of Wah Hop's, save that bo wore bis pig
tail closely reefed. The Celestials saw tho
-other guests enter and secure pairs of shoes
. on wheels, and they did likewise. When
-once ou their foot tho two started off at a
torrifio rate of speed. But, alas I they had
forgotten to tost the air-brakes. They saw
' that a collision with a fat young lady was
inevitable. " Whoa stopeo 1'yolled Jing;
tout neither the lady nor tho Chinameu's
skates responded to the order. Four Chi
nese legs flew iuto tho air, two Celostials
came down so quickly that their pig-tails
cracked like whips, aud the Celestial males
wero mixed up iu the drapery of the Cau
casian female in a hideous manner. " Bleg
paldon, mladom !" exclaimed Jing as he
regained his feet, only to come down a
second later into the young lady's lap.
Willi the aid or a derrick the two young
mashers were lifted to a perpendicular
position. Bringing down tho rudders, the
trimming the mainsails and nailing dowu
the batches, the two crafts sailed ahead
again with a wild cackle of glee. A small
boy and two females were capsized iu the
Chinamen's mad flight. The boxes of the
Skates became hot, bat still the almopd-eyed
"furriners" flew ahead. .Their pig tails
laid out behind them so straight that a
trapeze artist oould Lava easily performed
on them. But a wicked wretch threw
tome obstacle iu front of the celestials, and
they came down with a thud which fraot-
urcd tho boards of the floor and sent their
hip bones up to meet tholr slmtildor blades.
"Too mucli rollny sklnte!" exolalmed Jing,
Wah seconded Iho motion.' Wearily thoy
imliaiuessrtl limit' feet and limped to tho
door.
Wise Words of a Willlnti Witness.
At the closo of a miss mooting nocorrllng
pt tho report of tho sanio published in a La
Grange paper, reference was miido to the
phenomenal rflloacy of Ht. Jacobs Oil In the
many painful diseases to whloh mankind is
subjeot. We refer to the above as showing
how strong a hold the Old Germnti Hemedy
for Rheumatism, has on the experience
and Rood wMio of the public. Walla
Walla Watchman.
HI IV.TVV ln.rlM ."'
B f AVK J "f H. OR..T Cuhl
9? m $SlX!i' , fo Itcmi.s Phi.."
r-
A Rsuasli Rcmidv
MEMES OP TH1
6KIN,
0UCH u TETTER
Blotches,
Rinowosm,
Erysipelas,
Barber.1
Itch,
Sorei,
Ulcer.,
Beptcm tier 20.1881 ly
501m
Beware
BENSON'!
GAPGINE
PLASTERS
HAVE BEEN IMITATED,
And their excellent reputation in
lured by worthless imitations. Tho
Public are cautioned against buy
ing Plasters having similar sound
ing names. See that tho word
C-A-P-C-I-N-E i3 correctly spoiled.
Benson's Capcine
Porous Plasters
Are the only improvement ever
made in Plasters.
One is worth more than a dozon
of any other kind.
Will positively cure where other
remedies will not even rolieve.
Price 25 cents.
Beware of cheap Plasters made
with lead poisons.
SEABURY & JOHNSON,
Jilnnnfncturlng Chemists, New York.
Sf:Tl KTt KM E l YA T IZ NTrPrTco"Mcf s.
MEAD'S Medicated CORN and BUNION PLASTER.
I he a Parent and Beat lletlkine eror Undo,
Aeolmblnatloll of Ham. Bunhu. Man
drokle awl Dandelion, "IUi all tlio bent and
mostomurativo ruperliws of all otkor llittorfl,
mak..tuaKroauBiooa purifier, Liver
RoHUlXator, ami LilsauJ I leal u Umwiuiff
Await ouVl I IIMIWWSTm mth.
No dlauu an oomIMt tons' whew nop
Bittera ara u1hm val Wd aud port Mt ara Uluir
o Derations.!
Th7 (It. ui 11 V lit vigor t3th.ll.ianl bflna.
ToallwhoM Kmploymonuoaua iminiiari
tycf thebowelior urinary organs, or who re
quire AppetlMrV101"0 nnamuadtunuiani,
Hop Bitter, ara turalyauw, without Intox-
loatlnR.
No matter what your fAWHnff or .ymntom.
ara what the dUaaao or all WUeut L Ufa Hop Bit
ten. Bon'l wait until you aft alck but if you
only foel bad or mIeralil,UMtl"nn at once.
Itmay aryourllf.ltua.H"d hundreds.
$800 will be paid foraeal they will not
cure or help. Do not suffer i0)"' 3r friend,
auffer.but useandurffs thenvV us Hop B
Remember, Bop Bitter, t. noUe, dnurtrwd
drunkon nostrum, but the PurestSw D a Best
Uedlolne oyer made j the "lSViUDbhv FHUiSD
and Hon" and no parson or family"
auouia be wituoui uiem.
D.I.O.ls an ahAolute and Irresistible euro I
n&rcotlca All sola by nmtwmi. fiend ,
for Circular. II Blttin Mf. Oe.,
47 U
OrjIITIJ Don't 'ncateberorefflelng our Jamps
asliU I ii ,lver 8e:iiDient. lllu.s. cataloKue
frea. J. F. Mauclia, Claieniout,
tinny Co., V a. 9d52
lltlUlEMSE SALES. HOVS WANTED.
Fun olive I Good Commission! 25 "LATESTI
Cliroino cards, fi K'lrtttiioin. s J.i1v nr uenf, cor.
rosponileiits. 2Hc. mlver. 11. V. JO jiESjencinou,
K.. TakBugoiioy. 49J52
F L01UD A !
' Atlanllo and Gulf d)UHt aud
Kkcuchobee Laud Co.
50,000 SHARES, $10 EACH
At PAR with ft BONT7 of 40 Arr for each 10
duujo ironi Choice J.ncn 01 tlio 'Dlstou fur.
nhusH ."
OFFICPS- f Third & Chestnut Rts., Philadelphia.
'15 HnnUwity. N. Y. Koomi 111.11S.
I't-iaucu riospecius wnu descriptive uiaim mall,
ed Free, 4'jat.a
WE HAVE OPENED
ouit
Winter
Seasoi
WITH ONE OF THE (
Largest Stocks
Ever displayed in Central Tenn
Bjlvania. Wheu you ro to buy you like to find
a good iiRBortmont. You liave never
looked upou n better one than we nre
displaying tbia HeaHou.
We have Men's Suits, Com
mon) nt
$i.OO, $5.00, $700.
We have men's Suits, Good, at
$8.00, 10.00, 12.00.
We have men's Overcoats at
$3.00, 5.00, 7.00.
AVe have men's Overcoats at
$8.00, 10.00, 12.00.
We Have Child's Suits nt
$2.00, $3.00, $5.00
We have Boy's Suits at
$3.00, 4 00, 0.00
We bave Boy's Overcoats at
$2.C0, 4.00, 0.00
We have Meu's Heavy Boots, Good at
i $1.75,2. 50,3.00
We bave Boy's Heavy Boots, Oood at
$1.C0, 2.00, 2.C0
We bave Ladles' Heavy Sboes at
$1.00, 1.25, 1.50
We have Ladles' Button Shops at
$1.40, 1.75, 2.00
We bave Children's Button Shoes at
OOcts. $1.00, 1.25
We have Common Carpets at
20o. 25c. 85o. per yard.
We have Good Carpet at
64o. 00c. 75o. per yard.
We have Trunks for
$1.00, 3.00,5.00
We have Wool Hals (Men's) -at
50c. 00. 75c
We have Fur Hats at .
$1.00, 1.50, 3.00
We have Ladies' Coats at
$2.50, 8.50, 0.00
We have Ladles' Dolmans at
$4.50, 7.00 10.00
We have While Bed Blankets at
$2.00, 8.00, 6.00
We have Colored Bed Blankets at
$1.25, 2.00, 3.00
We have a full line of Shawls,
Skirts, Hosiery Men and
Women's Underwear, Watches,
Jewelry, and the best general
line oi Ladies and Gent s
Furnishing Goods
in the County. rFJ Don't for
get the longest established and
most lleliable house.
IUBX DUKES k CO,
EBY'S NEW BUILDING.
NEWPORT, PA.
PENSIONS.
I ARB PAID eTrr unlrtfpTdliiaMpd woidcnl
r (ithorwirto, A trVH'..N'l "f any kind, )hb of
Unacr, wwurvrvi jii i'i i-itr 11 nut 1111:1111
disctisus uf Lung or VnrlcuM Velna ffivo ft
jiQiisiun. t' rider new law thouiomU are en
tliliiil in n iiirrftftflit nt ttunaiun. Widow, or-
lil.nnj ami denendeuk fiithrrs or mo then of
ynMicra frvtnpvimion. SttudM ilampi for ooi-y
JViiston nnd itnuntr Acts. Amines,
44-A 10
CP
GOLD MEDAL AWARD
tlio Author. A now and urttat fcloj.
leal Work.warranted tli ltund
chepHt, indinieuhttble to evnr
man .entitled "tlioBuienooof l.ifa
or.HulM'reBervatioD ;" bound in
finost !i)noh muBlin,erubori!md.
full tfiltMX) pp.ooutiiins bsatiful
Btol nuraTinits, 1& preHonp
tiong, price only $1.25 sent by
mailt illuMtraUtdBftmple,6confn;
snnti nnw,i(iurufia & tiauofij men-
IfWnW TnYQPTP icilInPtitutoorlr. W.H. lAIl-
K.KU, No. 4 LiuUiuchaU liuatun.
47(150
I traOIWlVv) viduwi, futhert , moOura 01
children. Thotunndijetentitled. PcnuioDifriTATl
Tur loss of flnrtur.tvc.oye or rupttro.vurimae veiui
hi imj inipwe. 1 noiiBdiidi or penfh-nrrn pud
lhiIcImth fntiLlud to INC'IfUAhK mtd JUHJMTY.
I'ATKNTH procured for Inventors. Holilicri
land WUrrantt nrtwirnl hnnirlitnnil x.I.I U..l.tl.P?
and l)eiraipfy for y.mr riiiMa at once. Hnd a
dtampi forTfia (?itinn-Koldior." and Pernio
and llnunly lawi. blank nnd Inptmciionf. Wt
ian tmrn iiinnnniiii 01 i nninTieri nnd ( llenta.
AildrfMC hi. Ui. Lrira-Mnlr4 A. !.,... e.
1'ATioiT A Wit, LuwkTJojt 6oo, Wuaiiiufiun, i. if
47A4
A GREAT OFFKR FOH THE
HOLIDAYS ! !
Pianos and Organs at Extraordinary Low Prices
ior umii. iii-Hiiiineius received. Npienuia ur-
nns. ij up. raiiiiiinceni oci. jinse
wood l'lanos, stoul and Cover, only il'M. War
ranted 6 year. Illuntratt-d Catalopue mailed.
Atient wantea. 1IOKACK M'athh i ci
Manufaaturers and liealera, 82G Broadway. New
xoi-K. 47doO
PIANOS and ORGANS.
II. O. OHTJI,
310 Market Street, IIAIUUSIIUKG, Pa.
NEBEtt, BTEINWAV, KttATtfUll ft HACU, AND PEAH1C & CO.'S
PI AN OS,
MASON fi 1IAMXJN, AN) PELOWBF.t & CO.'S BUIDaErOllt
OEG A TVS.
Organs at thtt CHtabllnhmrM oUl (o cah binera at wholesale, save proits given
PAT EN T S
GEOKGE E. LEMON, Attorney at Law, Wash'
liiKton.D. O.
Bend sketch or model lor Preliminary Examtna.
tlon aud Ouinlon as to Patentability, for whleli
no charge Is made. It reported patentable, no
charge lor services unless Kiicces.ifiil. Bend for
Pamphlet of Instructions. Established In ISii,
A fl All French Chromo Cards. Hand Itouauets.
Mottoes, Birds, etc., Maine on l'JO. J. B.
iiusi&u, rasau, a. i. VMM
IO Mni-ltot Street,
49
C. A. AUQHINBAUGH,
JEWELER,
Cor. 8rd and Market Sts., opposite Lochlcl Uokl, HARRlisniJRG, Po.
Having now In stock and ready for the holiday trado, the Largest and Finest stock to be found
in the city, of good reliable goods.
WATCHES, DIAMONDS AND JEWELRY
Solid Silver and Silver-Plated Ware, Gold Head Canes.
Pencils and Tooth-picks. French Clocks, Bronzes,
and French Gold Fancy Goods. Direct im
portation from Paris.
Watches and Jewelry Repaired.
49-52
S. SJV. Hleming,
.32 NORTH 3rd STREET, IIAFJIISBUllG, PA.;
has the largest
BOOK AND STATIONERY STORE
in Central Pennsylvania.
Child ren's Books in Great Variety. -
ALL THE AMERICAN AND FOREIGN POETS.
History or All tlio Countries In tlio "World.
Photograph, Autograph and Scrap Albums.
Holiday Presents
can be obtained here of the Finest Quality, at the Lowest Prices,
and everybody invited to call. No trouble to show goods.
4852
THE OLDEST AND BEST
"Watcli axici Jewelry
house in the city. A full line of
WATCHES, JEWELRY, SOLID SILVER AND SILVER
PLATED WARE.
Ii'oncli Clocks and Bronzes
AT THE LOWEST PRICES.
CHARLES A. BOAS,
HAnmsBvna, ra.
No. 7 A". Market Square,
47-52
DIVES, POMEROY & STEWART!
B ARG-AINS!
Now offering the following goods
at the follotving prices :
WHITE BLANKETS.
U7!4 a pair
1.80 " "
2.641 " ".
Ji.fO " "
4.2i " "
6.00 " "
Orey blanket! from
VUVi to 6 25.
FELT SKIRTS. SHAWLS.
8IHOT.E. Borni.s
en 1.19 2 si
f-7 J.2S 275
sii l.w s.ou
1.(0 2fl0 3.S0
1.2S 2.2 4..V)
1 37! 2.S7K 6.00
1.M) 2.f0 6.2i
1.75 2.75 fi 6'
200 ano 6.00
2 25 s 25 S.S0
2 6 8.60 7.00
I'SDERSHIRTS.
25
37J
M
75
1.00
CliHdren In all size
la 3 qualities.
P .S. Dicss goods reduced from last month's prices.
DIVES POMEROY & STEWART,
US, Nortlt 3rd St., IIAltRISBUUG, PA.
EXCELLENT BARGAINS, GREAT VARIETY.
OUR FALL AND WINTER STOCK IS -
NOW OPEN.
SILK DRESS GOODS, TELTETS, PLUSHES, BLACK GOODS
LADIES CLOTHES, MERINO UNDERWARE, HOSIERY,
GLOVES, BLANKETS AND FLAXNELS.
ladies' Coats, Dolmans and Circulars.
OUR ASSORTMENT OP
DRY GOODS, FANCY GOODS AND NOTIONS
la by far the largest la Central Pennsylvania. Oar goods have been bongbt in large quan
titles, from manufacturers and Importers and we will guarantee prices lower than for same
quality elsewbere. Examine oar stock and prices before purchasing.
EnsrsTEi2srs,
So. 223 Market N(rt c f , II AltlllSIll IU; IA.
42-3 m. TEE LASGE3T S37 GOOES HOUSE IN EAEHISSTCSr.
Ascents wanted for the T.ire d Work of
GARFIELD
The only complete story of bis noble lire and
tragic death. Fresh. brilliant, reliable. Kleitant
ly printed in English and German; beauti
fully Illustrated i baudwmely bound. Ftet
selling boak ever uublisued. By John C. Rld
patb, LL, D.
PAIITinM Po not buy the catchpenny re
vnU I lUii. vamped campaign books with
which the country is now Hooded. They are ut
terly worthless! an outrage upon the memory ol
the great dead, and a base Iraud on the public.
This book is entirely new. The enly work
worthy the theme. Bend 6O0. In Stamps for
Agent's Outfit.
JONE31MO'l'liEK8 CO., Publishers, Phila
delphia, tt
B
BEATTY'S PIANOFORTES MAGNIFI
1 eent holiday DreKHiits antmra rnyi uiano. '
fortes, four very handsome round coruers, rosn
wood casos, three ualsons. Beatty's matchless
Iron frames, stool, book, cover, boxed. 1222,75 to
t-tf7.50: catalogue prices, j0 to Sl.lOO; sarlsfae.
tion guaranteed or money refunded, after oun
yearVs aso; upright pianofortes, to 1V; rt
alogue prices Siou to SjO; standard pianofortes
ot I lie univeise. as thousands testify; write lor a
mammoth list of testimonials. Beatty's cabinet
orgaus, cathedral, church, chapel, parlor, FiO up
ward: visitors welcome; free carriage meets pas
senders; Illustrated catalogue (holiday ediilonk
free. Address or call upon DANIEL K SiEAT 1 V.
Washington Hew Jersey, 47d50.
BOOK AGENTS rplWif'TSoK
TON & CO., Philadelphia. 47d