TILE TIMES, NEW 11 LOOM FIELD, l'A., NOV EM 11 El 1 15, 1881. 7 Philadelphia Advertisements. L0YD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, WHOLESALE Hardware House, No. (125 Market Btreet, riiilAdelplila, renn'a. Ready Mixed Taints I UCAS' HEADY MIXED PAINTS ! nowateb.no chemicals, no benzine, but a pure OH, PAINT, READY FOR USE. Sample Cjii1h. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PAINT bent bt mail. itis tut on like other paint, made with lead and oil. viz: nicely brushed out. not flowed on like water paint TR1T IT, And Too Will Prove It to be the Best Liquid Paint in the Market. JOHN IUCAS & CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c tW For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Bloomttold, Pa., or lo John Lucas & Do., Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN' SucoessorB to 8HAFFNER, ZIEGLEB & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, Gloves, lllbbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety ol TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth street, PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON a Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 505 MARKET STLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO, BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. LMt KOOKS Always on band, and made to Order, Nos. S3D Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. S.'ALS0, Publishers of Sanders' New Read ers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ol the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, etc. JANNEY & ANDREWS, WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET. Philadelphia, Pa. G RAYBILL & CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., And a tine Assortment ol WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 120 Market street, above 4th, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gAWEWMlERGFRT WITH uu:a.i:, scott v to., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL, CLOTHS, Cotton V Woolen Chain, Ao. No. 333 MARKET BTREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as lnrge a stuck as can be found ;ln the city, and at the LOWEST CASH PRICES, should give me a call. All mull orders h iH receive prompt atten tion, and care will be taken to 111! them so as to give satisfaction. August 31, lH80.tf. WAIN WRIGHT & CO." WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner ot 2nd and Arch Street. Philadelphia Penn'a. J S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HO Alt & CO., WHOLBSALS BOOT ANDSHOE WAREHOUSE, 13 MA1IKET STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JjALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Biircroft &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN DRY GOODS. January 1 1881. SMVIN ffl KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE ! THE MOST BUCCESSFUL REMEDY EVER discovered, as It Is certain In Its ellects and does uot blister. Read Proof Below. From Eer. N. P. granger, Presiding Elder of the St. Albans District. St. Albans, Vt., Jan. 20th, IS80. DR. J. B. KENDALL & CO., Gents: In reply to your letter I will say that my experience with Kendall's Spavin Cure has been vory satisfactory Indeed. Three or four years ago I procured a bot tle of your agent, and with it, cured a horse of lameness caused by Spavin. Last season my horse became very lame and I turned him out for a few weeks when he became better, but when I put him on the road he grew worse, when I dis covered thata ring-bone was forming. I procured a bottle ot Kendall's Spavin Cure, and with less than a bottle cured him so that he Is not lame, neither can the bunch be found. Respectfully yours, P. N. GRANGER. Perseverance Will Tell ! Stonghton, Mass., March lfim, 1880. B.J. Kendall & Co., Gents: In justice to you and myself, I think 1 ought to let you know that I have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken dall's Spavin Cure," one very large one; don't know how long the Spavin had been there. I have owned the horse eight mouths. It took me four months to take the large one off, and two months for the small one. 1 have used 10 bottles. The horse Is entirely well, not at all still, and no bunch to be seen or felt. This Is a wonderful medicine. It is a new thing here, but If it does for all what it has done for me Its sale will be very great. Respectfully yours, CHAS. E. PARKER. Is sure In effects, mild in its action as It does not blister, and yet Is penetrating and powerful to reach any deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth or any other enlargement, if used for several days, such as spavins, splints, curbs, callous, sprains, swellings, any lameness and all enlargements of the Joints or limbs, or rheuma tism In man and for any purpose for which a lin iment for man or beast, it Is now known to be the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yet certain In Its ellects. It is used full strength with perfect safety at all seasons ot the year. 8end address for Illustrated Circular, which we think gives positive uroof of Its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such unqualihed sue. cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man. Price $1. per bottle, or Six bottles for 15. All Drug, gists have It or can get it for yon, or It will be sent to any address ou receipt ot price bv the propri etors. DR. B. J. KENDALL & CO., Euosburg Falls, Vermont. " Kendall's Spavin Cure" Is now sold by all the leading wholesale druggists and a large number of prominent retail druggists. MoHTiMsn.New Bloomfleld, agent for Perry Co., Pa. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. P. MORTIMER, New Kloomfleld. TAC0B STRICKLER, PH. G. U Dealer In Pure and Reliable Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Toilet and Fancy Articles, Fine Perfumes, eto. Tobacco and Cigars, Blank Books and Stationery. Prescriptions a specialty. Stoke Two doors East of the BlgSprlng. Bloouiueld, May 3, ltliSL BROWN'S li 8 SURE APPETISER A fa '- V WUU II LalfU 1 1 IltOX BITTERS nr highly recommended for nil diseases requiring B ft certain and efficient tonic especially nrfi'oesiion, Dymrptiv, Intermittent ' Fnvra,WantofAppr.tUe,Lostof8irmgth.lMrkoLncrgy,ete. Enriches the blood, J strengthen the musclos.nnd ?i ves new life to tho nerves. They act like a charm j - on the digestive orpins, removing aU diitpeplie, mnrptom, such ns Tnttinij the Foot, Jlfkhitg, I fait in the Slomneh,lIrnrtburn,ete. Tho only Iron Proparn tion I that will not blacken the toeth or give headache, bold hr inll druggists. Wri-n fur tln A NCTWk (32 np. of useful nml amusing read ing) BROWN CHEMICAL. CO., Baltimore, aid. Professional Cards. OHAS.J.T.McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law. New Dloomlleld, Perry co.. Pa. -All professional business prompt lyaudf alt h tullyattended to. 8 3 1 v. JOHN CALVIN WALLIS, Attorney-at-Law and District Attorney. New Bloomlleld. Perry Co.. Pa. "OIIIee over Mortimer's new store. All legal business promptly uud carefully transacted. May 4, iiHU. JE. JUNKIN, Attorney-at-Law. " New Bloomlleld. Perryco.,Pa. -Olllee Next door to the residence ol Judge Juiiklu. 4,itf JEAVIS I'OTTKll, ATTOllNliY AT LAW. NEW BLOOMFIELD. PERRV CO.. PA. -Claims promptly seoured collected Wrltlugsaud all legal business carefullyattend ed to. .iin CHAE1,S II. SMILEY. Attorney at Law. New Bloomlleld. Perry Co. Pa -0!lloa "wo doors east ot Joseph Smith's Hotel. August 2, 1872 YITM. A. BPONSI.EK, Attorney-at-Law. TV Olllce adjoining his residence, on East Malustreet.lNew Bloomlleld. Perry co.. Pa. SJ lj 1TM. N. SEIBEKT, Attorney-at-Law, ? V New llioomtleld. Perry co.. Pa. Bloomlleld, 3 331v. LEWIS POTTER, notary PUBUC.New Bloom. Meld. Perry Co., Pa. Deeds, lionds. Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kiiidsot reiision aim Houuty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be rer.d in anvaouri in me united states. Tioiy CHAS. A. BAKNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomrteld. Perry CO., Pa -Oltlce on high street. North side, nearly op positethe Presbyterian Church. 3 21y ML. LIGGETT. Attohnbt-at-Law. Newport, Perry Cbuntjv. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt ana careim attention to an uusi ness matters committed to his care. . Olllce, No. 30 North SeooudStreet. Newport. April it 1878 DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, P hysician and Surgeon, 9 Office In residence on Main Btreet, New Bloomlleld. Pa. CHRONIC D1SEA8E8 TREATED. 18 tf T SUNDY.M.D. U riiyslclnn and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough of Bloom, held. Otters his professional services to the citl. lens of Bloomlleld and Mirrouudlng vicinity. Calls In the country attended to promptly. Olllce In the room formerly occupied bv Dr. D. H. Sweeney. In the residence of H. W. Smith. Main Btreet, New Bloomlleld, Pa. 19 Hin D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON I) EX 'TIS T. New Bloomlleld. Perry Comity, Pa. Olllce on Main Street, South Side, nearly opposite I he residence of Wni. Me Ken. Kverything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. .All Wouk Wahhant ed, Terms moderate. 28 W. ROWE, M. D. 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Its weekly visits are eagerly looked for. not only by the children, but also by parents who are anxious to proylde pure literature for their girls and boys Christian Advocate, Buffalo, N. Y. A weekly paper for children which parents need not fear to let their children read at the family fireside. Hartford Daily Times. Just the paper to take the eve and secure the attentlonof the bovsaud girls. Spriniifteld Union. TERMS. HARPER'S YOTJNO PEOPLE ) Per Year, Postage Prepaid, ( $1 EO. Single NrunERS Four Cents each. The Bound Volume for 18.il will be ready early In November, Price 13 oil; postage prepaid. Cover for Young People for lsSl, 36 cents i postage, 13 cents additional. Remittances shnn'd be made by Post-Office Money Order or Draft, to aoid chance of loss. Newspapers are not to copy this advertisement without the express order ot Hahpeu & Buotu eks. Address HARPER & BKOHEKS, New York. PATENTS GEORGE E. LEMON. Attorney at Law, WASHINGTON, D. 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ANDERSON & SMITH, Attorneys at Law, No. 700 Seventh Street, Washington, D. C. No fee for preliminary examination. No fee unless patent allowed. Fees less than any other responsible agency. Books of Information sent tree of charge. References furnished upon re quest, w. c. tl INVPNTflRQ Address EDSON BROS., At IIIVLIllUnO torueysat -Law and Patent Solicitors, 017 Seventh Street, Washington. D. C for instructions. Reasonable terms. References and advice sent FREE. We attend exclusively to Patent business. Reissues, Interferences, and cases rejected In other hands a specialty. Caveats solicited. Upon receipt of model or sketch and description we give our opinion as to patentable ity. fhke of niAHuE We refer to the Ooimnls. sinner of Patents, also to Ex-Uoiumlssloners Established m. w. u tf ANCY Goods and Notions, Some new ar rivals, cnen p. T. MORTIMER, r 3 W" I have come to the conclusion," said Brown, "that the less a man knows the happier he Is." " Allow me to con gratulate you, Brown," said Fogg. 3"New Jersey Is trying to claim Noah because he was a New-ark man. Yes hut he looked out of his Ark-an-?aw land. Give the south a fair show In this thing KTThe remark made by a St. Louis girl when she first saw Forepaugh's beauty was: "Well, If I couldn't peel the socks ofT'n her In goodlooklnness I'd sell out an' go to Chicago 1" fyTwo children are prattling. "Your father's house Is very nice." "Yes. It's all covered with slate." " With slate My fathers house is much, nicer. He says It is all covered with mortgages." Come, come sir, none of your Im pudence; remember I am your father.' " That's no fault of mine. You are the last person I should have chosen for a father, had I been consulted." f-" Do you reside In this city V" ask ed a masked man of a masked lady at a masked party the other evening. He felt sick when she said to him, in a low voice : " Don't be a fool, John ; I knew you by the wart on your thumb. It was his wife. C3TIt was hard on him, but lie was one of those forgetful men who are always getting Into trouble. He had a nice, long, white duster, and when he got in the car he took off his coat and put on the duster, so that he might have a cool ride. After riding some time, he became a little chilled and put his coat on again but outside of his duster. And that was the last he thought about it until, strolling across the depot plat form at the end of his journey, an ine briated fellow-traveller tapped him on the shoulder and said: "Shay, Mister! (hid) yer ain't tucked In yer shirt." 'Squire McQill had occasion to go to Courtland. and while there he went into a grocery and purchased a dozen lemons, making the remark to the lady clerk that be guessed he'd have some lemonade when he got home. "Don't you want a squeezer V Bhe asked. "Marm?" " Won 't you have a squeezer, sir ?" " Wall, marm, ef I was a young man I would. But I've been married nigh onto thirty years, and the old lady is dreille sot agin huggin' out of the fami ly." An explanation was made, and the 'squire bought a squeezer to settle it. Could Make him Shall out. Oabe Snodgrass recently applied to Rev. Amlnldab Bledso of the Blue Light Austin tabernacle, for some pecuniary assistance. "I )ess can't do It," replied Parson Bledso. " I has to sport pore ole mud der." " But your pore ole mudtler says you don't do nufllu for her." " Well, den, ef I don't d nuflin for my pore ole m udder, wbat'e de use ob an outsider like you tryin' ter make me shell out?" Licensed to Kill. Apropos of the Medical Congress, here is a story which will amuse such of my readers as happen to be "licensed to kill." It appears that an epidemic of typhoid -fever broke out in a small village in the South of France. A locksmith fell ill and called In a local medical man, who came, prescribed, and went away. The next day, during his usual rounds, he called at the locksmith's and asked his wife after the health of the patient. She replied, " Ah, sir, only Imagine, whilst I went to fetch the medicine my husband ate two pickled herrings and a dish of bean salad." "Great heavens!" cried the doctor, " and now he is" - "Quite well, Doctor. He went to work this morning, and is as well as possible," said the happy wife. " This is extraordinary I" exclaimed the doctor, " what a wonderful remedy for typhoid ! I must make a note it" And accordingly entered in his note book, " Typhoid fever tried remedy : two pickled herrings and bean salad." Two days afterwards a brlck-layer was attacked by the same disorder. " Take," said the same doctor, who was consulted, "two pickled herrings and a dish of bean salad. I will come again to-morrow." To-morrow alas! the bricklayer was dead. The doctor, taking a logical view of his experimental method, again enter ed In the famous notebook, " Typhoid fever remedy-pickled herrings and beaa salad.' Good for locksmiths, bad for bricklayers." I