THE TIMES, NEW BL00MF1ELD, PA., NOVEMltElt 1, 1881. 7 Philadelphia AdTertlsemenls. Heady Mixed Paints ! T UCAS' READY MIXED TAINTS ! nowatkb.no chemicals, no benzine, but a pure Oil PAINT, READY FOR USE. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF ;PA1ST BENT BT MAIL. IT IS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZ: NICELY BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Ton Will Prore It to be the Best Liquid Paint in the Market. JOHN LUCAS Sc CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss aad Imperial French Ureen, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VA11NISIIES, &c y For Bamplo Card apply to F. Morti mer, Now Blooralleld, Pa., or 10 John Lucas Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN' Suooessore to 8H AFFNEK, ZIEGLEfl & CO.. Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Hlbboiis, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY TRIMBLE, BRITTON Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 503 MARKET 8TLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. ItLOK HOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order, Kos. 630 Market and 621 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA.. .ALSO, Publishers of Sanders' New Read ors, and Brooks1 Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of the United States, Fellon's Outline Maps, etc. JJLQYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, WHOLESALE Hardware House, No. C25 Market Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. ANNEY & ANDREWS, WHOLESALI. GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Pa. G RAYBILL & CO, WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., And a tine Assortment of WOOD ana WILLOW WARE, No. 120 Market street, above Ith, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. with llir.UMl, tiCOTT V CO., WHOLESALE DEALE11S IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTHS, Cotloiitfe H'oolou Chain, Ve. No. 333 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as large a stock as can be found ;ln the city, and at the LOWEST I! ASH PRICES, should give me call. . All mail orders sh U receive prompt atten tion, and cure will be taken to till them to as to give satisfaction. August 31, l8H0.lt. WAfNWRIGnT '& CoT WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner ot 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a, J. S. DOUGHERTY D. J. HOAR & CO., WUOI.ESi.LS BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 13 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., 403 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barcroft & Co..) WHOLESALE HEALERS J)UY January 1 1RS1. GOODS, KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE ! THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY EVER discovered, as It Is certain In Its effects and does not blister. Read Proof Below. From Iter. K. T. Granger, Presiding Elder of the St. Albans District. St. Albans, Vt., Jan. 20th, 1880. DR. J. B. KENDALL & CO., Gents: In reply to your letter I will say that my experience with Kendall's Mpavin Cure has been very satisfactory Indeed. Three or four years ago I procured'a bot tle of your agent, and with It, cured a horse of lameness caused by Spavin. Last season my horse became very lame and I turned him out for a few weeks when he became better, but when I put him on the road he grew worse, when I dis covered that a ring-bone was forming. 1 procured a bottle of Kendall's Soavlu Cure, and with less than a bottle cured him so that he Is not lame, neither can the bunch be round. Respectfully yours, P. N. GRANGER. Perseverance Will Tell ! Stoughton, Mass., March lOni, 1880. B.J. Kendall & Co., Gents: In justice to you and myself. I think 1 ought to let you know that I have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken dall's Spavin Cure," one very large one: don't know how long the Spavin had been there. I have owned the horse eight months. It took me four months to take the large one olf, and two months for the small one. I have used 10 bottles. The horse Is entirely well, not at all stilt, and no bunch to be seen or felt. This Is a wonderful medicine. It Is a new thing here, but If It does for all what it has done for me its sale will be very great. llespectlully yours, CHAS. E.PARKER. Is sure In effects, mild tn Its action as it does not blister, and yrt Is penetrating and powerful to reach any deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth or any other enlargement, If U9ed for several days, such as spavins, splluts, curbs, callous. sprains, swellings, any lameness anil all enlargements of the joints or limbs, or rheuma tism in man and for any purpose for which a lin iment for man or beast. It Is now known to be the iest liniment for man ever used, acting mild and jet certain In Its effects. It, is used full strength with perfect safety at all seasons of the year. Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such unqualitled suc cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man. Price $1. per bottle, or Six bottles for US. All Drug gists have It or can get It for you. or It will be seut to any address on receipt of price bv the propri etors. DR. B. J. KENDALL & CO., Enosburg Palls, Vermont. "Kendall's Spavin Cure" Is now sold by all the leading wholesale druggists and a large number of prominent retail druggists. -K. MoRTiMKB.New Bloomtield, agent for Perry Co., Pa. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. P. MORTIMER, Kew liloom field. TACOB STRICKLER, PH. G. U Dealer In Pure and Reliable Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Toilet and Fancy Articles, Fine Perfumes, ete. Tobacco and Cigars, Blank Books and Stationery. " Prescriptions a specialty. Ktoke Two doors East of the Big Spring. BloomUeld, May 3, 18oL BROWN'S liVJ S 8 APPETISER 0 E I IRON BITTERS aro highly a1 ft Y I 9 1 sure u r M II I J a certniu and cfllcicnt tonic especially Indigestion, Dymrprin, Intermittent 2 I Fcver,WantofAp)etite,LoafStrcngth.IofEfrgy,ete, Enriches the blood, 2 A strengthens t lio nmsclcB.anil pi vea new lifo to the nerves. They net liko a clinrm f a cm the dipostivo organs, removing all dyspeptic mpnptoms, such as Tasting the Ftiod, Jlelching, llrnt in Out Stomnch,Hnirtburh,etc. Tiio only Iron Prrphratinru that will not blacken tho teeth or frlvo headache. Sold by . mi anijigisis. unm mr mo a It t : a lnirl sent free. ULUiWN ClIKTUTr'AT, rn.. li.mr,. 7U.1. Professional Cards. OHA8. J.T.McINTIHE, Attorney-at-Law, New llloomlleld. Perry co.. Pa. W All professional Imsluesspromptlyandfalth fullyatteuded to. 3 2 1 v. JOHN CALVIN WALLIS, Attorney at Law u mill uisinci Aiioruey. New Bloomlleld. Perry Co.. Pa. -Olllce over Mortimer's new store. All legal uuiiue in iiiiifitiy uuu caieiuny irausacieu. May 4, 18HD. I E..f UN KIN, Attorney-at-Law, New Itloomllelil. Pel'l-v no.. Pa "Olllce Next door to the residence of Judge rfllllKlll. JEWIS POTT Kit." ATTORNEY AT LAW. NEW IS LOOM FIELD. PKURV CO.. PA -Clalms promptly secured collected Wrltlugsaud all legal business careful! attend edto. J2 yi CUAUh '.H H. HM1LKV. Attointivat Law. New Bloomtlrlit. Perrv Co. Pa WOllloi 'WJ doors east, of Joseph Bmlth's hotel. (August 2, 1 872 AirM. A.dPONSl.EK, Attorney-at-Law, f V Otllce adjoining his residence, on East Malnstreet, New Bloomtield. Perry co., Fa. 821 j WM. N. REIBEHT, Attorney nt-I.aw, New Bloomlleld. Perryco.. Pa. Bloomtield. 3:131 v. LEWIS POTTER, notary I'UBLio. New Bloom held. Perry Co.. Pa. Deeds. Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All klndsnf Pension and Bounty papers drawn and cei iinen. win aisotaxe depositions to oe rer o in any court tn the united states. 7 lUly CIIA8. A. BAKNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtield. Perry co.. Pa ,Olllce on high street. North side, nearly op potitethe Presbyterian Church. 3 21y ML. LIGGETT. Atto)iiny-at-Law, Newport, Perry County. Pa, Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt: ami careiui attention to an dusi nessmatters committed to his care. V Oltlce, No. 3D North Second Street. Newport, April 2P 1878 D R. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Physician and Surgeon, Office In residence on Main Btreet, New Bloom Held. Pa. CHRONIC DISEASES TREATED. 18 tf T SUNDY.M.D. U Physician and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough of Bloom tield. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomlleld and Mirroundlng vicinity. Calls In the country attended to promptly. Otllce In the room formerly occupied bv Dr. D. H. Hweeney, in the residence of 11. w. Smith. Main street, New Bloomtield, Pa. 10 Oin D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SUROEOy DENTIST. Now Bloomlleld, Perry County, Pa. - Otllce on Main Street, Smith Side, nearly opposite tho residence of Win. MoKee. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. M.A1.L WoitK Warrant ed. Terms moderate. 28 W. R0WE, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Dentist. Otllce near Blxler's Mi lis, where all prolesslonal business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warrauledin price and quality. May 25. '80. ly. LIGHT-RUNNING PEOPLE'S Sewing Machine. ? ft - i. 'A a The Teople'ii Sowing' Machine Is light running has simple tensions, a largo, easily threaded shuttle winds the bobbin without running the worlds of the machine, and is so simple in Its construction that it is easily understood. AGENTS WANTED qVhere our sewing machines are not repre sented, and wo offer tho most liberal induce ments. Send for Illustrated Circulars to the Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co., PHILADELPHIA, PA 13 6m ESTATE NOTICE. Notice Is hereby given that letters of administration on the estate of John Smith, latent Carroll twp.. Perry county. Pa., deceased, have been granted to the under signed, residing at Shermausdale, Ferry Co., Pa. All persons indebted to said estate are request ed make immediate payment and those having claims will present them duly authenticated for settlemeutto CYRUS W. SMITH, Administrator. i A TRUE TONIC recommended for nil diseases rtnuirini Hook (32 tip. of iischil nnil nmuslnc road- nan UN JE I I I R TINTED GLOSS PAINT ! UOK'T make experiments on your buildings with untried aud unreliable amides at your expense. WON'T PAY for water and benzine ll.ro to 52.(0 per gallon. DO BUY the Lucas reliable and guaranteed Tinted Gloss PAINTS. Circulars and Sample Cards of Paint mailed on application. JOHN LUCAS & CO, 141 North Third Street, 13 Bin Philadelphia, Pa. Books! Books! Gift Books, Children's Uoofcs, Blanfc Books, School Boo7cs, Billies ! Testaments! And all Kinds of Books AT BEACH'S Book & Drug Store. n Stationery at Wholesale or Retail 0 (g" Subscriptions taken for all News papers and Magazines. E. C. BEACH, Newport, Penn'a. YOU CAN BUY THE BLATCHLEY PUMP Vn1lnfil,or with Copiier , Porcrlaln,or Iron Lining.. Each one (.teiicilod with my nsme as inaniiliii turer is warranted In material and con Rtruction. Kor sale by the lwt houses In tho trndo. If you do not know where to get this pump, write to me us below, aiwl I will send name of ngent nearest you, who will supply you K.t my lowest prices. CHAS, O. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer, 808 Market St., Philadelphia, Pa. 4W- For sale by F. Mortimer, Near Bloomtield, Pa. 22 PATENTS. F. A. Lehmann, Solicitor of American and For eign Patents. Washington. D. C All business connected with Patents, whether before the Pat ent Otllce or the Courts, promptly attended to. No charge made unless a patent secured. Bend for Circular. w. c. tf Patents for Inventions. B. W. ANDERSON. I. c. SMITH. ANDERSON & SMITH, Attorneys at Law, No. 700 Seventh Street, Washington, D. C. No fee for preliminary examination. No fee unless patent allowed. Fees less than any other responsible agency. Books of Information seut free of charge. References furnished upon re quest, w. c. tf INVFrJTflRQ Address EDSON BROS., At 111 VE.lt I UilO torneys at-Law and Patent Solicitors, 617 Seventh Street, Washington. D. C for Instructions. Reasonable terms. References and advice seut FREE. We attend exclusively to Patent business. Reissues, Interferences, and cases rejected in other hands a specialty. Caveats solicited. Upon receipt of model or sketch and description we give our opinion as to patentabil ity, fkkb or chahue . We refer to the Commis sioner of Patents, also to Ex. Commissioners Established lfttio. w. c tl ANCY Goods and Notions, Some new ar rivals, uneap. F. MORTIMER, S"" Mr. Bmltb ," said a lady at a fair, " won't you please buy this bouquet to present to the lady you lover1" "Twould n't be rlKbt," said Mr, Smith. " I'm a married man." - - 65" Lessons to young housekeepers:' " How can you tell a young fowl from an old one V" "By the teeth 1" "By the teeth?" But fowls have no teeth!" "I know they havn't, but I have 1" f3T When a GalveBtonlan was told that a friend of his was ill and sinking fast, he said : " Well, I am not surpris ed,! always thought that would be about the direction he would go when he died." OA. lady, whose family was very much in the habit of proposing conun drums, was one evening asked by ber husband, In an excited tone, "why are all these doors left open V" ' I give it up," instantly answered the lady. tSTCarlyle, being once asked the dif ference between a natural fool and an educated fool , replied, "Just about the difference between you and me, I sus pect." The questioner was never able to determine what kind of a fool he was. tS "I saw a big boy and a little fellow quarreling over some marbles to-day," said John. "Did you 5"' asked his father. "I hope you Interfered to stop their quarreling." "Yes, yes," said John, " I took the little fellow's part. Z3TA citizen of New Mexico, being Informed that In bis absence a panther had attacked his wife, and that she had beaten off and killed tbe animal, merely sbugged his shoulders and eald ; " Ef that panther had knowed her as well as I do he'd a never riled her up, you bet." tW A finely-dressed lady slipped and fell near the postofflce, yesterday, and the gentleman who assisted her to her feet inquired, "Did you break any bones madam?" No, I guess not," she replied, "but I am just as mad as if I had broken a dozen of 'em 1" C3TAn old man, with a head as desti tute of bair as a watermelon, entered an Austin avenue drug store and told the clerk he wanted a bottle of hair restorer. " "What kind of hair restorer do you pre. fer?" "I reckon I'll have to take a bottle of red-restorer. That was the color of my hair when I was a boy." C?f Little Johnny was visiting at a neighbor's bouse. He was offered a piece of bread and butter, which he accepted, but not with any great degree of enthusiasm. " What do you say Johnny?" said the Lady, expecting him to say, "Thank you." "I say It ain't cake," was the response. I wish to ask the Court," said a facetious barrister, who had been called to testify as an expert, "if I am compell ed to come into this case, in which I have no personal Id teres t, and give a legal opinion for nothing ?" " Yes, yes certainly," replied the mild mannered judge; "give it for what it is worth." (yMr, Stuart once met a lady in Bos ton, who said to him, " I have just seen your likeness, Mr. Stuart, and kissed it because it was so much like you." "And did it kiss you in return ?" said he, " No," replied the lady. " Then," said the gallaut painter, "it was not like me." eTMiss It. had a nose which was per ceptibly retrousse, and when she went on a visit to Johnny's one day the boy observed it. After taking in the situa tion fully, he said : " Papa, you said for me to wait till something would turn up and I should have a velocipede. -There is Miss It's, nose, now give me the veloc ipede." What he got might have been called a velocipede, because it went so fast, but it looked more like a strap fly ing through the air in the far corner of the woodshed. Straddling the Question. The son of an old Jacksonian Dem ocrat, living near the Maryland bor der in Pennsylvania, having been un successful in his suit for the affections of a young lady, asked bis sire one day after dinner for permission to marry. The old gentleman lowered his spectacles anl, glancing over them for a moment or two, quietly asked : " What is ber father? Is he a free trader or a protectionist ?" "I don't know what he is now," re joined the prospective son-in-law, " but when I first visited Mary he was both." " Both! Nonsense !" "Yes, both. He protected her every time we tried to sneak off, and he was the freest-trader with bis boots that X ever came across."