THE TIMES, NEW 11L00MFIELT), PA., OOTOlVKIl IB, 188L The Champion Thief. Tbu Vienna conespomlotit of the Loti tlou Globe bujs: "Ijtvat week n certain Hungarian countess well known fur her lichen nnJ beauty (tbu flume vphited livly who lust yenr seconded her brother lu a duel) graced with her presence the performance Ht the Aresit, or summer theatre On one of her fair lingers my lady wore two flpleu. did diamond rings exactly like each other. .During au entr'acte there presented him self lu hor box n big fellow lu gorgeous liv ery six feet of the tluest llunkey imagina ble. Quoth he, iu finest Uungarinn, "My mistress, Princess 1' , hns sent mo to beg of your ladyship the loan of oue of your rings for live minutes. Her highness has observed them from her box opposite, and is very anxious to examine one more closely , as she wishes to have made after the pattern." Without au instant's hesi taliou the couutess handed a ting to "Jeames," who bowed with respectful dig nity and retired. The performance over, the two great ladies met on the staircase, and the couutess begged her friend to keep the ring at her convenience. "What ring, my dear?" Donouementl Tableaux! The "powdered menial" was no flunkey at all, but a theif, and the ring was gone. The police were informed of the impudent trick. Justice seemed to have overtaken the cul prit iu a few strides, for next morning the couutess, whilst still enrobe-de-chambre, received a letter informing her that the thief liad beeu caught and the ring found on his person. "Only," added the note, "the man stoutly denies the charge and declares the ring to be his own. To clear up all doubts, pray come at once to the police station or send the duplicate ring by bear r". To draw the second ring from the finger and intrust it to the messenger a a fine fellow in full police uniform togeth er with a handsome " tip" for the glorious news, was the work of a moment. Only wheu my lady au hour later betook herself radiant to the police station to recover her jewels, a slight mistake came to light. " Well, my ring? I could not come myself the iustaut I got your letter1" "What letter, madam?" .Deuouemeut! Tableau! -No. 2 ! The thief had got them both." Mrs. Christlancy's Story Washington, October 10. In the henr ing before the Examiner to-day of the Chvistiaucy divorce suit, the direct testi many of Mrs. Christiancy was continued. She testified tint when Mr Christiaucy took her to his home in Michigan in the summer of 1370 to live, bis family consist ed of himself and five sous, four grown and the other thirteen years old. About two years of her married life was spent in Mich igan. During that time she had charge of 'the house, and with the exception of the -services of an inexperienced servant girl, IS .years old, the performed all household du ties, including the mending of the young men's clothing. The youngest son, George was very kind to her and they grew quite loud of each other. The others were kind enougt when sober, but they were all ad dicted to drinking and were frequently drunk, Scarcely a day passed that one or more of them was not drunk in the house, and at the table. When iu that condition they would quarrel with themselves and their father, use low and vulgar language, and have frequent brawls and fights. She protested agaiust being compelled to endure that kind of lifo and wanted a house sepa rate from that occupied by the sons, which her husband promised to provide her, but never did. Who never said she would get a divorce, and if there were no grounds, Tvould very soon get up some, unless at a time when she was indignant at the treatment she received. She did uot believe in divorce. When she left Peru she did wot intend to apply for a divorce, although Mr. Chiistiancy refused to provide for her. She did uot think of doing so until after he ' applied for a divorce from her on the ground of adultery. After she returned home from Peru she said nothing about what had occurred there except to her fam ily. She kept from the public the fact that ' they had separated and the cause of it, and would not have made it publio until com pelled to do so by liia petition for divorce even if he continued to refuse to support .iior. Did Him Good. "Mr. Charles IT. Bauer, editor of the above paper and Notary Public, in a late issue mentions the lollowing ; , Patrick "Kenny, Esq., some time ago, suflered much from rheumatism and tried almost every means to rid himself of this painful evil, but in vain. He was advised to use St. Jacobs Oil, which he did so successfully, that all paiu has left him and be is as strong and healthy as ever before. Mr. Kenny is au enthusiastic advocate of St. Jacobs Oil, and it has done him good. JVeiv York (Union. ' Panle In a Church. A terrible pauio occurred in the Metho list Church at Bradford on Sunday night, resulting in the serious injury of a number of persons. The building was packed with jiaople who had gathered to witness the exercises of the Conference over which Bishop Harris of New York presided. To ward the close of the services a woman in the gaMery fainted away. Aa alarm was was grven that the gallery was falling in, which was followed by a rush for the vari ous exits, iu which moil women and chil dren Joined, many being trodden under foot aud seilously injured. Wheu the panio was at Its height, nu unknown man Jumped tbruigh ft side door yelling fire. Au alarm resulted, and the Klre Department and thousands of citizens rushed to the scene. For ten minutes the people surged aud crushed through the doors, many women being badly crushed, and, tin repotted, seri ously injured. Captain MiiCabe Jumped to bis feet wheu the alarm of fire was given, shouted, "There is no danger," aid led off In a hymn, yelling at the top of his voloe. Bishop Harris and others also exerted themselves to quiet the fears of the crowd. fM- Una run A RiuABU Remedy KIN. ron au. DIIEASE9 OP THI er obit I cad SKIN, it ttl Buck At TETTER not bin. h cil in g eii tl conquering Blotches, RlNQWOSM, EnvSlPtlAS, wr or WAYNES1 QlNTMENT, Barbers' On Recount ol Itch, Bores, Rtlkvlni tho In ttm lushing an4 (naurlnc iwtl r. Ulcers, ftoMi It ! kuown 4.C, by msny u 'orItcminq Piles. Tmi Grpat Cunt OH .6 WAYNE SON, PHIUti OLD 'Wit DRUGQI8T8N5i iiv ail vu. September 20, 1881 ly WE HAVE OPENED OUK an (i WITH ONE OF THE Largest Stocks Ever displayed in Central Penn sylvania. o Wbeu you go to buy vou like to find a good assortment. You have never looked upon a better one than we are displaying this season. We have Men's Suits, Com mon) at $1.00, $5.00, 700. " e have men's Suits, Good, at $8.00, 10.00, 12.00. "We have men's Overcoats at $3.00, 5.00, 7.00. We have men's Overcoats at $8.00, 10.00, 12.00. We Have Child's Suits at $2.00, $3.00, $5.00 We have Boy's Suits at $3.00, 4.00, 0.00 We have Boy's Overcoats at $2.50, 4.00, COO We have Men's Heavy Boots, Good at $1.75,2.50,3.00 We have Boy's Heavy Boots, Good at $1.50, 2 00, 2.50 We have Ladies' Heavy Shoes at $1.00, 1.25, 1.50 We have Ladies' Button Shoes at $1.40, 1.75,2.00 We have Children's Button Shoes at OOcts. $1.00, 1.25 We have Common Carpets at 20o. 25c. 35o. per yard. We have Good Carpet at 54c. COc. 75c. per yard. We have Trunks for $1.00,3.00,5.00 We have Wool Hats (Men's) at 50c. 00. 75c We have Fur Hats at $1.00, 1.50,2.00 We have Ladies' Coats at $2.50, 3.50, 0.00 We have Ladies' Dolmans at $4.50, 7.00 10.00 We have White Bed Blankets at $2.00, 3.00, 5.00 We have Colored Bed Blankets at $1.25, 2.00, 3.00 We have a full line of Shawls, Skirts, Hosiery, Men and Women's Underwear, Watches, Jewelry, and the best general line of Ladies' and Gent's Furnishing Goods in the County. Don't for get the longest established and most lleliable house. 7 &C0. iiiiiiii: EBY'S NEW BUILDINC, NEWPORT, PA. m w m -w"" t or r ft WW Mi &BIM MB null JM 0f Mi Ml Arf. 111 II SSAIM f... i a t j m Win Season Kim HIS III l K I Good and Glorious News ClOtlllM Clothing For Men, for Uoys, For Children ! Were Never Sold as Cheap Before I i). OANSMAN, -AT THE NEW CLOTHING HOUSE, OFFERS INDUCEMETS IN Clothing. 1)10 a Note Our Sample Prices : Four Dollar Men's Sults, Five Dollar Men's Bults, Beven Dollar Men's Suits, Nine Dollar All Wool Bults, Ten Dollar All Wool Bults. BOYS' SUITS AT FROM $2 00 ; $2.50 : $3.00 & $7.00. These Goods are worth nearly double Hie money. Remember, these are all NEW, FltESH GOODS, splendidly made, durable and Btylish, and will Fit Like Custom-Made Clothing. My Stock of Furnishing Goods o,I,,,?P,l,,et8 ln Nerk Wear. TIES. COLLARS ?it'JJI?i?lt.t::R.,:IU,!I'9' 8HIHTH, UNUEK WEAR, SATCHELS. TRUNKS, UMBRELLAS. BUil of ' MEN AND BOYS' HATS, 1 have a full line, and will tell them Cheap. Merchant Tailoring Department. I have an entire new stock et NICE (iOODS tor Fall and Wlntor Suits and Overcoatlain. Will make them te MEASURE AT LOW PRICES. Remember we Oder you nothing but lleliable Fall and Winter's Wear. Money ltefunded on all Goods Not Found us Represented ! Flease Call, whether you wish to buy or uot. Examine and be convinced. n. GANS3IAN, 'New Clothing House! Corner Centre Square and Second Breet, Frank's Old Hardware Btore, NEWPORT, PA. September 20, 1881. pillE INSURANCE. 2b the Farmertand Mechanics of Perry County We hereby call your attention to the claims of Tho Farmers' and Mechanics' Mutual Fire Insurance Co., of Perry County, n offering you good and safe Insurance at Net Cost. This Company, organized and chartered In 1872, has Issued over 14(H) policies, and hs now over l.doo.ioo of property Insured; has paid losses since Its organization to the amount of 82,Tt2.24 ; has laid but one assessment, of ISmllls on the dollar, since Its organization, netting the Company the Bum of (1.283.58, which, with the premiums on policies Issued, has paid all Its current expenses and losses from Bre. The rate charged by the Company are but from 11.20 to (3.00 per thousand dollars of valuation for five years, and no charges for Survey and Policy, as other Companies make. Wecln'm that It offers to the Farmers and Mechanics of Perry county advantages over all other Companies for the following among other reasons: It is a home Company. It insures only in Perry county. It pays nn large salaries to OHlcers. ' It pays no dividends to Htockholders. It pays Its losses promptly and honorably. It Insures at lower rates than any Stock Com pany can. It Insures no borough property, steam estab lishment or foundry. It makes no assessments unless actually needed to pay losses by tires. Its OHlcers are your nelghborswhom you know, and are choseu by the Insured from their own number. GEORGE HOOBAUGH, President. DIRECTOltS. NICHOLAS HENCH, Savllle township. .!. W. GANTT, Centre township. .IA0O1S DUM, Hpring township. HRYAN G1BNEY. Carroll township. J. D. CUOl'tH, Tyrone township. TREASURER. HOV. DAVID BHEIBLEY, Spring township. Full Information sent upon application to W. W. McCLUltE, Secretary. 23-10 Greeupark, a. SPECTACLES AND EYE GLASSES! Spectacles for the old, middle aged, and young. Spectacles for all kinds of sights. Spectacles for Headache. A Hue and varied assortment Adjusted properly to suit all eyes by Dr. DAYID II. COOVEIt, Ocufist and Optician, NO. 21 SOUTH 3rd STKEET. (Brtween Market and Chestnut 8ta) IliVKllISUUltG, P.A.. -Olllce hours from 8 A. M. to 3 P. H. 1 Or send a three cent stamp for the "Improved method or adjusting Spectacles and Eye Ulasses," by tbe use of which you cau seloot your own glasses. ARTIFICIAL EYE3 INSERTED. 30T29 jcia EXCELLENT BARGAINS, GREAT VARIETY". OUH FALL AND WINTER STOCK IS NOW OPEN. SILK DRESS GOODS, VELVETS, PLUSHES, BLACK GOODS. LADIES CLOTHES, MERINO UNDEKWARE, HOSIERY, GLOVES, BLANKETS AND FLANNELS. Ladies Coats, Dolmans and Circulars, OUIt ASSORTMENT OP DHY GOODS, FANCY GOODS AND NOTIONS Is by far the largest In Central Pennsylvania. Our (roods have been bought In large quan tities, from manufacturers and Importers and we will guarautee prices lower than for same quality elsewhere. Examine our stock and prices before purchasing. No. 22S market Hirvvt, II Altlllfcltl 1UJ JA. 42-3 m. THE LAIIQEST LEY GOODS HOUSE IN HAEEISBUSU. 1881 CARPETS! LOOK AT THESE Pit ICES : TAPESTRY BllUSSEL, .... G5 to tl 00 THE VERY BEST EXTRA INGRAIN, . . 85 cents GOOD INGRAIN, - . - 50 to 75 cents REST BODY BllUSSEL, .... $U5 to $U6 We will Sell at these Figures for a Few Weeks Only. We have the Celebrated Moth Destroyer. , Vx, hrle MCarnet8 and More Patterns than all the other Carpet Houses, jn this City. Call auil examine for yourselves. No trouble to Show Goods. Quick Sales and Small Profits. DON'T MISTAKE THE PLACE 1 31 North 3rd Street, In the Opera House, HARRISBURG, PA., Special Opening and Great Bargains in New JalVDry Gfoods, Dives, Pomeroy & Stewart's. WE..HfVf ate,y raa8 "ne very extensive purchases and shall offer our customers and the trade In general, some of the Greatest Bargains In Fall Dry Goods ever shown. A glance throughout this limited list will give you some Idea of what we are doing and where you can buy your goods at a very LOW PRICE. We Intend to do a larger business this fall than we have ever done and in order to do this, we are bound to sell for less than can be bought 186 W 11616 New Fall Shades Alpaca, 10c a yard, worth 120. New Fall Shades Cashmeres 11c a yard, worth 15c. New Fall Plaids 17c. per yd. worth 25c. New Fall Guetus Cloths 25c. per yd. worth 81c. New Fall Prints at 5c. per yd. worth fie. New Fall Back ings $1.00 per yd. worth 1.25. Unbleached Canton Flannels 7-8-9 for 10c, 12c per yd. Ladles' Merino Vests 87, 50 for 75c, 81.00 each. Gent's Merino Shirts 89, 50 for 75c. 81.00. Unbleacded Muslin iVlt 6, 7 for 8 and 8c. per yard. Half Bleached Damask Table Linens 19, 25, 83, 87 for 41, 45, 50c. Towels 5. 8. , , 10, 13 for 15c. 17c. 20c. and 25c. Special Prices Grey Flannels, Scarlet Flannels and Blankets. We are dally recelvln e new goods and we feel conlldent that all goods bought from the popular one price store will give perfect satissactlou. DIVES, POMEROY & STEWART, US, IVortH !)rd St., 1881. Come and 'See Our 1881. NEW FALL STOCK OF CARPETS. Don't mistake our location, but remember that YINGST'S NEW CAllPET STORE is at IU MAHKET STREET, Near FnoxT St., Patterson's Old Stand. WE opened at above place, a few months aeo, with an entire NEW STOCK. Oar success was far beyond our expectation. Thanks to many friends and former patrons for that success which we will ever try to merit by keeping only good reliable CARPET8, Ac, and representing them as we know them to be, and selling at the LOWEST CASH PRICES. We have J uot opened our new Fall Stock of CARPETS, which are handsome patterns and astonishing low prices. WE WANT YOU TO SEE THEM. A lot of first class STRAW MATTING left on hand, we will close below cost. COME AND 8EE US. We will appreci ate your influence and patronage. Very respectfully, yours, Harrlsburg, Sept. 20, 1881.3m IT. AV. YINGST. LIFp! and DEATH of A correol History of hit Life na full Particular reiimrHiuaiin cnuim m AFAITC t-fH-orti of. a noble man. J Cn mmm finMi linMiaa4M Ann4.m tuici vciii.uiabuuiuiunyt.iii9 PARKER'S GINGER TONIC Cures Complaints of women and diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Lungs, Liver and Kidneys, and is entirely different from Bitters, Ginger Es sences and other Tonics, as It never Intoxicates. 50a and II sizes. Large Saving buying tl size. 41 d 41 I11S0OX & CO.. Chemists, N. 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