THE TIMES, NEW JiLOOM FIELD, lA., OCTOUElt 11, 1881. Philadelphia Advertisements. Ready Mixed Paints ! jUCAS' HEADY MIXED PAINTS ! nowatkb.no chemicals, no benzine, but a pure OIL. IMINT, READY FOR USE. BO BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PA1ST BENT BY. MAIL. ITIS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH 1KAD AND OIL, VIZ: NICELY BRVJHHKI) OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Ion Will Prove It to be the Best Liquid I'alut In the Market. JOIIPi LUOAH Jfc CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c Efr For Bample Card apply to F. Morti mer, New Bloomlleld, Pa., or to John Lucas A Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN Sucoessors to 8H AFFNER, ZIEGLER A CO.. Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety ol TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street. 'PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON CO., WHOLESALE GHOCERS, No. 605 MARKET BTLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. Itf.VMt KOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order, Nos. 630 Market and 523 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. ALSO. Publishers of Sanders' New Read ers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, etc. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, WHOLESALE Hardware House, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS, GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Pa.- QRAYBILL & CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., - And a One Assortment of "WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 120 Market street, above 1th, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gAMUEL Bo'mTErMrT with III HUM?, MOIT A .. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTIIH, Coltoii fc Wooleu Chain, &c. No. 333 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing; to select from as large a stock a' can be found ;in the city, and at the LOWKHT CASH PlllUKS. should give me a call. K. All miill order ih ill receive prompt atten tion, and care will be tu&eu to 1111 tliem to as to give satisfaction. August 3l,lK80.tf- WAINW It I G II T & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner ol 2nd aud Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a, J. S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAK & CO., WHOLBSALI BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, Will MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. H ALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, rhllndelphia, (Old Stand of Em-croft & Co.,) WHOLESALE HEALERS DRY GOODS, January 1 1881. KENDALL'S SPAYIN CURE 1 THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY EVER discovered, as It Is certain 111 Its ellects and does not blister. Read Proof Below. From Key. K. P. Granger, Presiding Elder of the St. Albans District. St. Albans, Vt., Jan. 20th, 1880. DR. J. B. KENDALL & CO., Oeftts: In reply to your letter I will say that my experience with Kendall's Hpavlii Cure has been vory satisfactory Indeed. Three or four years ago I procured a bot tle of your agent, and with it, cured a horse of lameness caused by Spavin. Last season my horse became very lame and I turned him out for a few weeks when he became better, but when I put him on the road he grew worse, when I dis covered that a ringbone was forming. I procured a bottle of Kendall's Huavln Cure, and with less than a bottle cured him so that he Is not lame, neither can the bunch be found. Respectfully yours, r. N. GRANGER. Perseverance Will Tell ! Stoughton, Mass., March Mm, 1880. B.J. Kendall & Co., Gents: In Justice to you and myself, I think 1 ought to let you know that I have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken dall's Spavin Cure," one very large one; dou't know how long the Spavin had been there. I have owned the horse eight mouths. It took me (our months to take the large one olf, and two months for the small one. I have used 10 bottles. The horse is entirely well, not at all stilt, and no bunch to be seen or felt. This is a wonderful medicine. It is a new thing here, but if it does for all what It has done for me lis sale will be very great. Respectfully yours, Oil AS. E.PARKER. Is sure In ellects, mild In Its action as it does not blister, and yet is penetrating and powerful to reach any deep sealed pain or to remove any bony growth or any other enlargement, If used for several days, such as spavins, splints, curbs, callous, sprains, swellings, any lameness and all enlargements of the Joints or limbs, or rheuma tism in man and for any purpose for which a lin iment (or man or beast. It is now known to be the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yet certain In Its eltecls. It Is used full strength with perfect safety at all seasons of the year. Send address (or Illustrated Circular, which we think Rives positive uroof of Its virtues, no remedy has ever met with such unqualified sno eess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man. Price tl. per bottle, or Six bottles for to. All Drug gists have It or cau get It (or you, or it will be sent to any address on receipt of price bv the propri etors. DR. B. J. KENDALLS Co., Euosburg Falls, Vermont. "Kendall's Spavin Cure" Is now sold by all the leading wholesale druggists aud a large number of prominent retail druggist . K. Moutimer, New Bloomlleld, agent (or Perry Co., Pa. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F MORTIMER, New liloom field. JACOB STRICKLER, PH. G. U Dealer in Pure and Reliable Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Toilet and Fancy Articles, Fine Perfumes, etc. Tobacoo and Cigars, Blank Books and Stationery. Prescriptions a specialty. Stows Two doors Kast of the Big Spring. BloouiBeld, May 8, lsai. . BROWN'S rr n ET"3 SURE APPETISER ! IKON BITTERS nro highly recommended for nil disease requiring j a certain mid efficient toillcj especially Indigestion, Jhmeptnit, Intermitlmt 2 Feven, Want of AppMe,Lon of Strmgth.ijadt tf kntrgytfe. Enriches the blood, g strengthens tlio misclcs,and p ves new lifts to the nerves. They rart liko ft clmrni f on tho digest! vo orguns, removing all dyspeptic symptoms, such ss Jhntinij the Food, JlrkhinlfmtintheStomnch,llmrtburn,et(i. Tho only Iron Prop'ftrat lm that will not blacken tho tooth or jrive headache. Sold by nil d ing) sotfte. BltOAVN CHEMICAL CO., Baltimore, Mil. Professional! Cards. OUAB.J.T.MalNTIKK, Attorney-at-Law. New llloomlleld, Perry oo., Pa. All professional business prompt lyaudl alts fullyattandtid to. H21v. JOHN CALVIN WALI.1S, Attorney-at-Law and District Attorney. New llloomlleld. Perry Co. Pa. -OHIce over Mortimers new More. All legal business promptly and carefully iriiuwicieil. May 4, 1h.su. JE. .( UNKIN, Attornny-at-liavr New Binoinllcld. Perry eu., fa. -Olllce Nexl door to the residence of Judge Juiiklii. 4,)tl I" EW1S POTTF.lt. J t ATTOIIN KY AT I. A U . NEW BLOOM Kl Kl.l) PKH1IV CO.. PA VCIalms nromntlv seoured collected Wrltlngsaud all legal business carefull) attend edto. .U yl OHAKI, II. SMILKV, Attorney mi Law. New Itlonmlir-ld. Perrv Co. Pa -Ollloi w.i doors easi of .fos-ph Smith's notei. August 2, 1872 HTM. A.SPONSLEK. Attorney-at-Law. TV Oltlce adjoining bin residence, on East Mainstreet.new uionmneld. Perry co.. Pa. 8 21) WM. N. SElBKItT, Attorney-at-Law. New Bloomlleld. Perry no.. Pa. Bloomlleld. 3 3HI v. LEWIS POTTKU. notakt public. New Bloom, held. Perry Co., Pa. Deeds. Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully Prepared aud acknowledgements taken. All Incls of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certineo. win also cane deposition, to do ref.o in anvoourt lu the United states. 7 101y CUAS. A. BAUNKTT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld. Perry eo., Pa .OIlle on high street North side, nearlyop posltethe Presbyterian Church. S 21y M. It. LtGtiETT. Attoknut-at-Law, Newport, l'vrry Oiunty. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and carelul attention to all bust nesmiittprs committed to hlseare. Olllce, No. .-ft North Second Street. Newport, April 2f 1878 D R. 0. P. BOLLINGER, fnysician ana surgeon, -Office In residence on Main Btreet, New Bloomlleld, Pa. CHRONIC DISEASES TREATED. 18 tf T SUNDY,M. D. U riiTsIcliui Bud 8urgcon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently in the borough of Bloom lleld. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens nf llloomlleld and Mirroutidlng vicinity. Calls lu the country attended to promptly. Olllce lu the room formerly occupied bv Dr. D. H. Sweeney, In the residence of 11. W. Smith. Main street, New Bloomlleld, Pa. ID 6m D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SUJlOKOSf DENTIST, New Bloomlleld. Perry County, Pa. -nmceoti Main Street, South Bide, nearly opposite the residence of Wm. McKee. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. tft.AU. WoitK Wahkant ed. Terms moderate. 28 W. R0WE, M. D. riijslclnn and Surgeon Dentist. Ofllce near Blxler's Mills, where all protes'lonal business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warrautedlu price and quality. May 25. '80. ly. LIGHT-RUNNING PEOPLE'S Sowing Machine. The People'k Sewing- Machine is light running has simple tensions, a large, easily threaded shuttle winds the bobbin without Tunning tho works of the machlno, and is so simple in Its construction that it is easily understood. AGENTS WANTED Where our sewing machines are not repre sented, and we ofTer the most liberal induce ments Send (or Illustrated Circulars to the Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co., PHILADELPHIA, PA. 13 6m ; f E. -STATU MOTICK. Notice Is hereby glvea that letters of administration on the estate of John Smith, lateof Carroll twp.. Perry county. Pa., deceased, have been granted to the under signed, residing at ShermanKdale, Perry Co.. Pa. All persons ludebted to said estate are request ed to make immediate payment and those having claims will present thein duly authenticated for settlement to CYRUS W. 8MITH, Administrator. AiTRUEJONIC TJSJE PURE TINTED GLOSS PAINT ! make experiments on your buildings with untried aud unreliable amides at your expense. lOIN'rr PAY for water and benzine Jl-CO to (2.10 per gallon. I0 DUY the Lucas reliable and guaranteed Tinted Gloss 1'AllNTH. Circulars and Sample Cards of Paint mailed on application. JOHN LUCAS & CO, 141 North Third Street, 13 6m Philadelphia, Pa. Books! Books! 0 Gift Books, Children's Hooks, Blank Books, School Books, lies! Testaments! And all Kinds of Books AT BEACH'S Book & Drug Store. Stationery at Wholesale or Retail 0 3" Subscriptions taken for all News papers and Magazines. E. C. BEACH, Newport, Penn'a. YOU CAN BUY THE BLATCHLEY PUMP I'iillne,l,or with Copper, Porclln,or Iran I.liiliiK'. Kui'h one Htunrikd Willi my name as mauufaeturer is warranted In maUTial and con stmetlon. For sale by the bent houses in the trade. If vrm do not know where to pet this pump, wrlie to me as below, biu! I will send inline of agent nearest you, who will supply you r-t my lowest prices. CIIAS. G. BLATCHLEY, Mauufaeturer, 808 Market St., Philadelphia, Pa. -Forsuleby F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld, Pa. 22 PATENTS. F. A. Lehtnann, Solicitor of American and For eign Pali-nts. Washington. D. C All business connected with Patents, whether bttoie the Pat ent Olllce or the Courts, promptly attended to. No charge made uu.ess a patent secured. Send (or Circular. w. c. tf Patents for Inventions. B. W. ANDKUSO. t. C SMITH. ANDERSON Hi SMITH, Attorneys at Law, No. 700 Seventh Street, Washington, D. C. No fee for preliminary examination. No (ee unless patent allowed. Fees less than any other responsible agency. Books of Information sent free of charge. Jtef, rences furnished upon re quest. . w. c. t( IrJVFWTflRQ Address EDSON BROS., At IllVCniuno toruevs-at-IJiw and Patent Solicitors. 617 Seventh Street. Washington, I). C for Instructions. Keasjuahle terms. References and advice seut FriKK. We attend exclusively to Patent business. Re'ssues, Interferences, and eases rejected in other hands a specialty. Caveats solicited. Upon receipt of model or sketch and description we give our opinion as to patentabil ity, fkbb or cuahub . We refer to the Commis sioner of Patents, also to Ex-Uommissloners Established 18o&. , w. c tf FANCY Goods and Notions, Some new ar rivals, Cheap. V. MORTIMER, tW Have you read the new version ? DoKton Pout. Yes. Have you read the old one f Philadelphia News. t3A gentleman down East, seeing lils pretty maid with bis wife's bonnet on, kissed her, supposing her to be the real owner. He soon discovered his error through the assistance of bis wife. 3" A receipt for lemon pie vaguely adds : " Then sit on a stove and stir constantly." Just as If any one could sit on a stove without stirring constant ly. CLady lodger "Your dog, sir, Is unbearable. "He bowls all night" Male lodger " Indeed 1 Well he might do worse than that be might play the piano all day 1" (3T Remark about bachelors : Dean Blauley remained a bachelor until be was 40. Miss Anthony has done the same thing until she is but let us not pursue this painful subject. fcff-One can't be too careful with fire arms. A Marathon boy carried a pistol lu his coat pocket, and one day last week while he was In swimming the pistol unexpectedly went off. He has no suspicion as to who took It. tyThe following letter was received by an undertaker from an afllloted wid ower : " My waif Is ded and wants to be burled to-morrow at Woner klock. U nose walr to dig the hole by the side of my other two waifs let It be deep." 62PW. J. Florence tells of a country actor who just returned from a short provincial engagement. " How did you get on V" said Florence. " Not very well," replied the biatori. "I played jack-knife engagements I opened and shut the same night." CaT A good looking old German with long hair sat down or rather up In a bar ber chair and was asked whether he would have his bair shingled. "Meln Qott, nol I vaut some bair koot off. Vy vot put zum sbinkles on it pecauseV" "Y'ou dink I vas leaking V" (7 An eastern publisher has seut us a circular asking us to buy a "Book on the Black Bass," wblch gives all the par ticulars of bow to land bass after they have been hooked. Well, If any one ever sees us with a big bass on a hook wait, lag to read a few pages in a book before we can find out bow to pull him in, they can takes our clothes. We shall just let nature take Us course. tW The boys are laughing about an operator In a Galveston office. He took a written message from old Mose, and after painfully scrutinizing It said, "You must write It plainer, uncle; I can't make head or tail of It." "Never mind, boss, jess send It off as it is. My boy Jim knows de ole man's bandwrlte. Hit's a shame your fadder nebber sent you to school so you cud rr ad wrltin." t3T"8ee her kiss that ugly dog," said one gentleman to a friend uu a Fourth avenue car in a loud whisper, calling aU tention to a woman who was lavish with her endearments of a pet poodle. She overheard the comment and glowering upon the unfortunate man said in vine, gar accents : " It wont hurt me if I do." "Oh, I beg your pardon, madam but my sympathy was wholly with the poor dog." tSTBilly Gogganheimer, whose father keeps a liquor store on Austin avenue, could not understand his arithmetic lea sou. He could not grasp the mystery of fractions. -'Now, Billy," said the teacher, " suppose a man wants to buy a gallon of wlft, wblch is four quarts, but your father has only three quarts, what could be do ' How many quarts would be still need to fill up the gallon meas ure?" " He wouldn't need any," responded Billy, "be would put a quart of water in the measure first and then the three quarts would fill it up to the top." " Medicine Made Easy." Brown : " Yes, Miss, I dew look prooty well, but I sutlers boreful from rheumatic gout." Young lady: "Well, Brown, w hy don't you go to the dispen sary down there aud get something for it?" Brown: "Noa, noa, Miss, my wife is atakiu' pbysio from theer, fur bronki ters, an now an, then I takes a good long suck at it." Young lady: "Well, but it might be quite wrong tn your case Brown." "Well you see, Miss, what I sea is this, what's sauce fur the goose is sauce for the gander I" replied Brown. tyUnbealtby or inactive kidneys cause gravel v Brlgbt's disease, rheuma tism, and a Lor. le of other serious and fatal deseaae, wUich can be prevented with Hop Bitters, If taken in time. v