THE TIMES, NEW 1) LOOM FIELD, 1A., SElTEMDEll 27. IS8L. 7 rhiladolphla Advertisements. Heady Mixed Taints ! T UOAS HEADY MIXED PAINTS ! kowateb.no chemicals, no benzine, but a turk CHI PAINT, READY FOR USE. 30 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PA1ST BENT BY MAIL. ITIS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH TI.KA1 ANDOlL. VIZ: NICELY BKimiiKO OUT. NOT FLOWKD ON LIKE WATKB PAINT TRY IX, And Ion Will ProTO H to be the Best Liquid Paint In the Market. .TOIIIV LUCAS Sc CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTUKEU9 OF Swiss and Imperial French Urecn, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VA11NISIIES, &c JST For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Bloomtiold, Fa., or 10 John Lucas iio., Philadelphia. EIGLER&SWEARINGEN Successors to SHAFFNEH.ZIEGLEBSCO.. Importers and Dealers In KoMiery, Gloves, lllbbous, Muspemlers, THREADS, COMBS, aud every variety ol TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BBITTON St Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 505 MARKET 8TLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., EOOKSELLEIIS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. ItlYiABi 1SOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order, Nos. 630 Market and 52? Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. fc'ALSO, Publishers of Sanders' New Head ers, and Brook' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ot the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, etc. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, WHOLESALE Hardware House, No. C25 Market Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS, ' wiioi,i:saii; GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, l'a. G RAYBILL & CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, '. Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., And a floe Assortment of WOOD and "WILLOW WARE, No. 120 Market street, above 4th, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. with hi hum:, m ott a to.. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIIj clothh, Col ion tV Woolen Chain, Ac. No. 333 MARKET BTREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as huge a stock at can be found .Hi the city, and at the LOW KMT CASH PKICFS. should give me a call. V All mull orders sh.iil reumve prompt atten tion, audesre will be taaen to till them to as to give sal isfaetlnu. AugilKlUt.lHIHI.tr. WAIN WRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a. J S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLBSALB BOOT AND SHOE WAUEHOUSE, Ulil MAUKKT STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. H ALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, riitlnilelpliia, (Old Stand or Burcroft & Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN IJ,Y GOODS. January 1 1881. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE ! THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY EVER discovered, as It Is certain In Us ettects and does not blister. Read Proof Below. Front licv. N. P. Granger, Presiding Elder or the St. Albans District. St. Albans, Vt., Jan. 20th, 1880. DR. J. B. KENDALL & CO., dents: In reply to your letter I will say that my experience with Kendall's Spavin Cure has been very satisfactory ludeeil. Three or fouryears ago I procured a bot tle of your agent, and with it, cured a horse of lameness caused by Spavin. Last season mv horse became very lame and I turned him out for a few weeks when he became better, but when I put him on the road he grew worse, when I dis covered thata ring bone was forming. I procured a bottle of Kendall's Hoavlu Cure, and with less than a bottle cured him so that he Is not lame, neither can the bunch be found. Respectfully yours, P. N. GRANGER. Perseverance Will Tell I Stoughtnn, Mass., March Win, 1880. B. J. Kendall & Co., Gents: In Justice to you aud myself, 1 think 1 ought to let you know that I have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken. dad's Spavin Cure," one very large one: don't know how long the Spavin had been there. I have owned the horse eight months. It took me four months to take the large one oir, and two months for the small one. 1 nave used 10 bottles. The horse Is entirely well, not at all stilt .and no bunch to be seen or felt. Tills Is a wonderful medicine. It Is a new thing here, but If it does for all what It has done for me its sale will be very great. Respectfully yours, CHAS. E.PARKER. Is sure In effects, mild In its action as it does not blister, and yet Is penetrating aud powerful to reach any deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth or any other enlargement. If used for several days, such as spavins, splints, curbs, callous, spratus, swellings, any lameness and all enlargements of the Joints or limbs, or rheuma tism in man and for any purpose for which a lin iment for man or beast. It is now known to be the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yet certain In Its ettects. It Is used full strength with perfect safety at all seasons of the year. Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. Mo remedy has ever met with such unqualified suc cess, to our knowledge, tor beast as well as man. Price $1. per bottle, or Six bottlesfor to. All Drug gists have It or can get It for you, or it will be sent to any address on receipt of price bv the propri etors. DR. B. J. KENDALL Hi CO.. Euosburg Falls, Vermont. " Kendall's Spavin Cure" is now sold by all the leading wholesale druggists aud a large number of prominent retail druggists. -F. MoHTiMKH, New Bloomtleld, agent for Perry Co., Pa. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. 31 OH TIMER, . New liloom field. JACOB STRICKLER, PH. G. U Dealer In Pure and Reliable Brugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Toilet and Fancy Articles, Fine Perfumes, etc Tobacco and Cigars, Blank Books and Stationery. Mr Prescriptions a specialty. Stoiix Two doors Kust ol the Big Spring. Buxmineld, May 8, U81. BROWN'S 1 h si SURE U; APPETISER 0, S I lot. strengthens tfioimsclos,nnil elves new Ml IKON HITTERS nro highly recommended for nil disease requiring certain nmi efficient toulc estietially Indigestion, JtyswpsiV;,, Intermittent evert, WantntApnrtitc.Lomof Strenath.lAUikof &nernv.ete. Knrli'lina llm lihiiul cn tlie digestive organs, removing nil dytprplie. mmiptomn, such ns Tnntinq the Food, JldMf),IItMiinth,Siomtich,lImrtburn,etc.. Tho only Iron Preparation that vi:i not blacken tho tooth or jrlve lioadaclio. Bold by nil druitttisis. Wrlr. fr 1ho A TlPPnoU ing) urntfree. IJKOWN CHEMICAL CO., Italtlmorc, iWd. Professional Cards. CIIAS.J.T. tlclNTIKK, Attorney-at-Law. New llloomlleld. Perry oo.. Pa. -AII professional business prom ptl)andfaltb' fullyattended to. 32 1 v. JOHN CALVIN WAI.I.IH, Attorney-at-Law and District Attorney. New Itlnoinflolil. IVrrv Co. Pa. WOIIIce over Mortimer's new store'. All legal business promptly and carefully transuded. May 4, Is'. JE.J UN KIN. Attorney-at-Law, Nw Hloomlleld. Perry Co., Pa. "Ollice Next door to the residence ol.ludge Juukin. liitf JEWM I'OTTKIli ATTUItN EY AT LAW, NEW H LOOMFIELD. PEIIUV CO.. PA. "Claims promptly scoured collected Wrltingsaud all legal business carefullyattend edto. .ta yi CiIABI.'SH.HMII.KY. Attorney at Law. New lllonmtlelil, Perrv Co. Pa. WOlllo "wo doors east, of Joseph Smith's hotel. I August 2, 187 2 WM. A.HPONSLKK, Attorney-at-Law. Olllce adjoining his residence, on Kasl Mainstreet, New Hloomlleld. Perry eo., Pa.--82 ly WM. N. SE1HKKT, Attorney-at-Law, New Hloomlleld, Perry nn.. Pa Bloomtleld. 3 33 lv. IKW1S t'OTTKH, NOT A u T public. New Bloom i held. Perry Co., l'a. Deeds. Bonds. Mortgages and Leases careful!) prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn aud eertllled, will also take depositions to be rer.d In anvcourt in the United States. 7 10 ly OHA8. A. BAHNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Hloomlleld. Perry eo.. Pa ti.OffloH on high street. North side, nearly op positetlie Presbyterian Church. 3 Sly ML. LIGUETT. Attounbt-atLaw, Newport, J'erry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and carelul attention to all busl ness mutters committed to hlseare. . Olllce, No. 3 North SecondStreet. Newport, April '19 1878. D R. 0. P. BOLLINGER, rnysician and Surgecn, mr ortlce In residence on Main Street, New Bloomnelit. l'a. CHRONIC DISEASES TREATED. 18 tf T SUNDY.M.D. U Physician and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough of Bloom, field, (liters his ni ofasslonal services to the citi zens of Hloomlleld and Mirrouudlng vicinity. Calls In the country attuiided to promptly. Olllce In the room formerly occupied by Dr. I). II. Sweeney. In the residence ot II. W. Smith. Main street, rew Bloomtleld, Pa. 10 Cm D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SUJIOEOy DEXTIST. New Bloomlleld, Perry County, Pa, W ortlce on Main Street, South Side, nearly opposite the residence of Wm. McKen. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. V All Woiik Wakiia.nt Et). Terms moderate. 29 J W.ROWE, M.D. Physician and Surgeon Dentin!. Olllce near Bixler's Mills, where all professional business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warrauiediu price and quality. May 25. '80. ly. LIGHT-RUNNING PEOPLE'S Sewing Machine. The Feople'b Sewing Machine Is light running has simple traslon3, a largo, easily threaded shuttle winds tho bobbin without running tho wor!:s of V.e machine, and is so simple in its construction that it is easily understood. AGENTS WANTED Where our sewing machines are not repre sented, and we offer tlie most liberal induce ments. Send for Illustrated Circulars to the Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co., PHILADELPHIA, PA. 13 6m 1 E.STATK NOTICK. Notice Is hereby given that letters of administration on the estate of John Smith, late of Carroll twp.. Perry county. Pa., deceased, have been granted to the uudur signed, residing at Sliei mausdaie, Perry Co.. Pa. Allpersonsiudebted to said estate are request ed to makeiminediate payment aud those having claims will present them duly authenticated for settlement to CYRUS W. SMITH, Administrator. ATRUEiTOHIC Hi! life to tlio nerves. Tliev net. lilmn ,lmrm (32 Pn.nf tisr-ful nnd amusing read- KIHGSIORD'S OSWEGO CORN STARCH pureandsIlver GLOSS STARCH For the Lsundry.Is the lurst and most ecnnomlrsl In the worlil. Is perl'eetlr pure, free frum Aelds and other forelirn sulntsnnes thst injure Linen. Is stri nger thun any other, rnigulrlng miieh less qnnn tltr hi iMlng. Is uniform, .tllfens sml finishes work alwiirs the mine. Klinrsronl'4 I'lilverlred ( ornKlareli for l'MiI'llie;., l)lnne-Mnni;e, f'nhe. Ac., ti pure and lelleaio. rrefershln to llennmln Arroroot. When foil ask for Kingiford's IHwimi HtniTh. that you get It, as Inferior kinds are ollen sulntliuled. Split hy mil first-Chun Orocrr evrrywhtrc. T. XINUSFOltn A SDN", Osirstfo, New Vjrk. Junttary 4.1S31 0m Books! -Books! o Gift Books, Children's Books, Blank Books, School Books, Billies' Testaments! And all Kinds of Books AT BEACH'S Book & Drug Store. n Stationery at Wholesale or Retail 0 r2r Hubscriptloiia taken for all News, papers and Mnazlnes. E. C. BEACH, Newport, Penn'a. YOU CAN BUY THE BLATCHLEY PUMP t'nJInr I,or svl'h Copper, Porrelaln,nr Iron LilniitK. Kaeh one stenciled Willi my name as inamifm-turer is wurranteil in material and con Ktruetion. For wile by the bet houses in tho trade. If you do not know where to get this pump, writo to me as below, ami I will semi name of asent nearest you, who will supply you at my lowest prices. CHAS, 0. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer, 308 Market 8t, Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by F. Mortimer, Ke sr Bloomtleld, Pa PATENTS. K. A. Lehmann. Solicitor of American and For eign Patents. Washington. 1). C All business connected with Patents, whether before the Pat ent (irtice or the Courts, promptly attended to. No charge made unless a patent secured. Send for Circular. w. c. tf Patents for Inventions. B. W. ANOEltSON. 1. C. SMITH. ANDERSON & SMITH. Attorneys-at-Law, No. 700 Seveuth Street, Washington, V. C. No fee for preliminary examination. No fee unless patent allowed. Fees less than any other responsible ageucy. Books of Information sent free ot charge. References furnished upon re quest, w. c. tf ('3 iSEES!!3l p (..V-JTK'NCSFORDJ30N Ir wf' j0k gjl, 08WEGO NY. ljt"0' , Ll bjU jfL ante JL Vl' 43 i mm telephone-operator, when asked to any grace at a dinner, horrified the party, In a flt of absent-mindedness, hy bowing his head aud ehoutliiK, "Hel lo! hello I" C3"Aii Englluh girl writes that no mau will stare long at a woman who does not stare back. That sounds very well, but If she does not stare back ' how Is she to know whether the mau has. stopped staring or not. (3r"Cotne here, my little fellow,"sald a gentleman to a youngster of five years, while sitting In a parlor where a large company were assembled, "do you know me V" " Yeth thlr," " Who am I V Let me hear." "You Is the man who klthed mamma when papa was In New York." . (yA victim of domestlo infeclllty, who is in the habit of dreaming, should never go to sleep in Church. A congre gation near Qulucy, 111., was somewhat startled, recently, on a Sabbath when a venerable member excitedly yelled: 'Here now! drop the skillet, old woman!" gar Little Johnny had been caught by his aunt teasing a II y. " Johnny," said she, " supposing some great beast a thousand times bigger than yourself should teaee you, and perhaps eat you all up V" "I hope," said Johnny, "he'd feel as bad as I do when I swallow a fly." Angry wife ( time, 2 A. M. ) "Is that you, Charles?" Jolly husband " Zash me." Angry wife" Here have I been standing at the head of the stairs these two hours. Oh, Charles how, can you V" Jolly husband (bracing up) "Btandln on your head on t'shtairs V Jenny, I'm shprlsed I How can I? By jove; can't! Two hours, too V 'Btrouary woman !" tfr Pat," said a gentleman who is fond of using high-sounding phraseolo gy to his man-of all-work, "I am going to town at 10 o'clock, aud shall weed out the cucumber beds in the interim." " Interim V" thought Pat. "That's a mighty quare name for a garden, aoy. how I" "Is Mr. Bmith at home V" asked a visitor who called shortly afterward. "Yis, sorr; ye'll find him at work In his interim theie beyant," announced Pat. t-3"A lady at confession accused her self of using rouge. " What is the use of it V" asked the confessor. "I do it to make myself handsomer." "And does it produce that effect ?" At least I think so, father." The confessor on this took his penlnent out of the confessional into the light, put on his spectacle, and, ha v. Ing looked at herattenti vely,said: " Well madam, you may use rouge, for you are ugly enough even with it," tSTPea Blossom,a diminutive African was up yesterday for stealing a box of sardines. "Don't you know," said the recorder, " that it Is wrontr for you to steal as small a thing as a cm ii of sardines and be caught at it V" " Tain't my fault, boss foah God it ain't," and the young culprit began to blubber. " Whose fault is it, then " De storekeeper, sah. Ef be hadn't come in and cotched me when he did I would have got off wid a whole dozen boxes." t2TAn aged,inciul8ltlve old gent poked his head into a printing office door In this city and asked, "Who is dead?" the man at the wheel answered, " No body that I've heard of." The old gent then asked, "What is this crape on the door fori"' The boss then went out and found that the "devil" had hung the job office towel on the door knob while he chased a lame pigeon up an alley. The Twenty Dollar Gold Piece. It doesn't always do to credit people with over-sensitiveness. The other day, one of our " rising young pianists" was giving his opinion of tho vulgarity and meanness displayed by our goldfish aris tocracy. "Why," said he, "for instance, not long ago, I was Invited to attend a viwicale at the house of old Fullbags on Nobs Hill. Of course I played a good deal to entertain the company, and when I left, old F., as he shook hands, slipped into my hand a twenty-dollar gold piece." " Why, the thick-skinned old hog!" said the audience indignantly. " What did you do V" " Why, you just bet I got even with him. I haughtily threw the money on the floor and left, after first exchanging the coin for a counterfeit twenty I happened to have In my pocket just then don't you see?" "Capital idea, that; served the old vul garian right." "Yes; it was a hugo Idea, but the ttouble was that his twenty turned out to be a counterfeit, too."