THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM FIELD, PA., SEFIEMBEll 20, 1881. RAILROADS. PHILADELPHIA AND READING R. H. ARHANOEMENT OF PASSENOERTKAINS June 27th, 1881. Trains Leave Hai-rlsbnrg as Follows t For New York via Allentown, at 8.08 a. m. 1.4) and 4tK) p. in. For New Vork via Philadelphia and "Bound Brook Hunts," AM 8.11S a. in. and 1.4ft p. m. For Philadelphia, at tf.30, 8.05, U.6oa. in.. 1.45 and i.Oo p. m. For Heading, atS.20, 8.30, 8.03, 0.90 a. 111., 1.45, 4.00, and 8.0H p. 111. For Pottsvllle. at f.20, 8 0S, 9.50 a. m. and 4.00 p. 111., and via HclniylklU and Susquehanna Branch at 2.4n p. m. For Auburn, at 8. 10 a. 111. For Allentowu,at6.2o, 8.06, 9.5o a.m., 1.45 aud 4.00 p. m. The 8.05 a. m. and 1.45 p. in. trains have through cars forNew Vork, via Allentown. BUMDAYB t For Allonfnwn and Way Rtatlons, at 5.20 a. m. For Heading, PhlldelaplUa, and Way stations, at 1.46 p. in. Trains I.earc Tor ilanlsbnrg as Follows ! l eave NewYork via-Allentown, 5.10 and 9.00 a. in , 1.00 and .'. p. in. Leave New York via "Hound llrook Iloule."and Philadelphia at 7.45 a. 111., 1.311,4.00, land 5.;w p. 111. arriving at llarrlsuurg, 1.60, 8.20, 20 p. 111., and 12.35 a. ni. Leave Philadelphia, at 9.45 a. m., 4.00 , f .50 and 7.45 p. in. Leave Potisville. fl.oo. 9,10a. m. and 4.40 p. ni. Leave Heading. IU4.60, 7.30,11.50a. 111., 1.3i ,ii.l5, 7.50 and 10.35 n. ni. Leave I'ottsvllle vin Schuylkill and Susquehanna Branch, 8.15 a. in., and 4 .40 p. in. Leave Allentown, alt)ou,9.W a. ni., 12.10. 4. SO, aud 9.05 p. 111. SUNDAYS: Leave New York, via Allentown at 5.30 p. 111. Leave Philadelphia, at 7.45 p. 111. Leave Heading, at 7 3-i a. 111. audl0.35 p. m. Leave Allentown. at 9.05 p. 111. BALDWIN MUNCH. ' Leave HARUISBCnO for Paxton, Lochlel and Steelton dally, except Sunday, at 5.25. 6.40, 9.35 a. 111., and 2.00 p. 111. 1 dally, except Saturday and Sunday, at 5,35 p. in., and on Saturday only, 4.45, 6.10, 9.30 p. 111. Upturning, leave STEELTON dally, except Hunday.at 0.10, 7.0O,lo.00a. 111., 2.20p. in.; dally, except Saturday and Sunday, tt.io p. 111., and ou Saturday only 0.10,6.30, 9,5up. in. J. E. WOOTTEN, Gen. Manager. C.O.Hancock, General Passenger and Ticket Agent. 7HE MANSION HOUSE, New Bloomfleld, Pcnn'a., GEO. F. ENSMINGER, Proprietor. HAVING leased this property and furnished It In a comfortable manner, lask a share ot the public patronage, and assure my friends who stop with me that every exertion will be made to render thei r stay pleasant. ir A careful hostler always In attendance. Aprils, 1878. tl A Peautil'ul Hook for the Asdiins. By applying personally at the nearest olllee of THE SlNGbtt MANUFACTURING CO., (or Viy postal card If at a distance) any adult person will lie presented wilh a beautifully Illustrated copy of a New Book entitled GENIUS REWARDED, OB THE Story of the Sewing Machine. containing a handsome and costly steel engrav. Ing frontispiece; also, 28 finely engraved wood cuts, and bound In an elaborate b,ue aud gold lithographic cover. No charge whatever Is made for this handsome book, which can be obtained only liv application at the branch and subordi nate olllces of The Singer Manufacturing Co. The Singer Manufacturing Co., Principal Oftlce, 34 Union Square, 13 S ly New York City, N. Y. hop bitters: (A Medicine, not a Drink.) nors, Brciiu, mandrake, DANDELION, Akd tbk t'ttrsrt akt Bst Mrotcal Qualx TlUOr iU OTUSR BlTTKUH. THEY CXJItE 1 All PlieftMiof thefltomneh, Boweli.Hlood, Xiiver, Kidneys, ana urinary urfcans, jver touihom, meepieiinesiana especially SIOOO IN COLD Will fie paia tor a cue mey tin not core or not core or neip, or iur inyuunK impure or iiijurious 1UUUU IU UIUD. Aslcyonr druirjrist tot Hop BlttmanAtry Uiem before you sleep. Tak ua other. D I. C. It an absolute and Irreitst I Me car for uruoneuuet, use 01 opium, looacco ana narooucH, icttla. nMaM 4ro.rl.to. JO N. Y., t Toronto, Oal. B rrwTiTiTii iiiiniiiiii 1 mi 1 All ibm Mfcy nif BHWn MIf. KM., HMnNHt, 38 it Dissolution of Partnership. -fOTICE is hereby given tht the partnership L lately existing between Geo. A. Liggett and 1. J. Delaucy, of Perry county, Pa., under the 11 rm name of Liggett 61 Delancy, expired on lMli April, 1881, by mutual consent. ATI debts owing to the said partnership are to be received by said 4ieo. A. Liggett, and all demandson said partner ship are to be presented to him for payment, until the mil of .June. 1881, and after that dav the accounts of the nrm will be placed In the Lands of an olllcer lor collection. GEO. J. DELANCEY. June 7, 1881. ESTATE NOTICK.-Noticelsherebyglvea that letters of administration 011 the estate of Susanna Steel, late of New liuttalo borough, l'erry county. Pa., deceased, have been granted to the undersigned, residing In same place. All persons indebted to said estate areremiested to make immediate payment and tlioseliaviug claims to iireseutthemduly autheutlcutedforset tlemeut to DAVID T. STEEL. May F1.1881." Adminjstiator. MUM IE Cloths and other Dress tioodsiu va rious styles. F. MOETIMER REMNANTS of PH1NT8 of these we have a large quantity In good styles, lu addition to the above goods we have a 11 lee assortment of Ladles Neck tieo'. Corsets, German town Yarn, Zephyrs, Bhoes lor Ladies and Chil dren, and thousands of oi lier articles. K. MO It'l l MEK, New isiooinlleld, Pa. Backwoods Criticism. TWO Grangers from Green county, who were in Milwaukee with tome hogs, and who were stopping at tlie Btock Yard hotel, went to see " Ham let" at the Opera House. They set ou a front seat, and the audience noticed all through the play that they were not pleased, aud when they got Into a horse car after the performance, those In the car got a pretty good idea of what the trouble was. " Well, Lige, how did It strike you ?" said the saudy-whlskered one, as he bit ofl'a piece of navy plug and hauded the plug back to his friend. "Oh, it didn't strike. All I want is to live to get back to the tavern and find that red-headed hotel keeper that told me " Hamlet" was a burlesque op. eta with can-can girls. Call that a place of amusement ? I suppose a place of amusement is where a man goes to laugh. I don't want nobody to charge me a dollar to see a funeral procession and listen to a fellow dig a grave and sing obscene songs. I tell you, Ezra, it looks wrong to Bee skulls thrown around on the Btage. Aud as fordiggln' graves, there is a man in Monroe that cuu dig two graves to that fellew's one. I tell you it just made me sick to see that poor cra.y girl, Ofeely, taking on about her father Gimlet killed with a scythe, and when them boys up In the loft be gun to cheer her I felt like going and kicking them all down stairs, and then saying my prayers. Any man that will make fun of a crazy girl ain't tit to live. 1 tell you I felt so bad for that girl I was cussed glad when the hired girl come lu and Bald she was drowuded." " Hamlet was bully, I thought," said Ezra. " He could talk 'email blind, aud knew more than the whole lot. Lige, do you think he was crazy ?" " Crazy, no. He was a blasted fool. Say, Ezra, have a little sense now, Sup pose your father was dead and your mother married that fellow that looked like a' saloon-keeper and some ghost should come howling around you, with pants made of tin foil, a mosquito bar blanket, on, aud a tin washbasin on his head, and point at you with a tin dinner-horn, and tell you that the saloon keeper caught your father aBleep out In the sugar bush and poured peppersauce in-his ear and killed him, and told you to go around gnashing your teeth for revenge, and snatching your mother bald-headed, wouldn't you think it was a put up job, and they playing you for a sardine V Of course you would, and you would belt him one in the jaw, and tell the ghost to go and soak his head. Now wouldn't you ?" "Well, may be, Lige; but Hamlet played his part well, didn't he ?" "Certainly. The young man did splendidly, considering the play he had, but I know school teachers in Green county that can write a better play than that during recess. Hamlet was no gen tleman to treat that girl the way he did. He loved her, and she loved him, and then he went back on her, and jabbed her father, and set her crazy, and when he happened to stumble into her funeral in the grave yard he wanted to get up a crying match with the girl's brother, and jumped into the grave on the coftln, and act up and put on stile, and break up the funeral. Oh, get out. I don't like that way of doing business. A man that hain't got more sand than that couldn't get a job driving hogs for me. What he ought to have done was to marry the girl, and any court lu Wis consin would have made him marry her or pay a fine. For funeral obsequies, " Hamlet" is good, but give me Buffalo Bill. We get off here, Ez. Watch me kill that landlord when we get to the house. Egad, I can't help thinking how confounded mean that Hamlet treated his mother. Why, she had a right to get married again." Fashion's Curious Freaks. t PROBABLY no human being has ev er existed who at some time of his life has not felt some anxiety to height en his beauty or hide his defects by his attire. Beauty may not need " the for eign aid of ornament," but from the poor savage with tattooed face aud small necklace, to the noble dame whose charms are enhanced by the flash of her diamonds aud soft laces, the poet's ad vice has been practically scorned and disregarded. Every subject has its hum orous side; and we select a few amusing Instances of the ingenuity of both sexes in efforts to make fhemselves more love ly in each other's eyes. The adoption of the fashionable ecru color in linen and laces, has a parallel in the Twelfth century. Isabella, daugh ter of Philip II., made a vow not to change her linen till Osteud was taken. Unfortunately, the siege lasted three years, a prolongation of time which did not possibly enter into the lady's head when her vow was made ; yet her char acter for veracity was so high that it was believed she kept her vow; hence the ladles adopted as the fashionable col. or a yellowish dlnpy shade wMoh they christened l'laebeau. The ladles of Greenland paint their faces green and yellow. It Is not many years since that at the French court no lady was considered in full dress whose color was not heightened by rouge. In ancient Persia, aquiline noses were much admired j and when there were rivals to the throne, other claims being equal, he who possessed the handsomest nose was proclaimed King. Consequently, noses were as much as possible moulded by art. If the Peruvian ladles wore rings In their noses, ours do in their ears, which, according to the dictates of fash ion, either sweep the shoulder, or dimin ish to tiny pearls Bcrewed against the ear. The tremendously ptled-up coiff ures of the reign of Queen Anne, or, in deed, of five years ago, are an imita tion, certainly a cleaner one, of the head dress of the inhabitants of Natal. They, we are told, wear caps, or bonnets, from six to ten inches high, of the stiff fat of oxen. They annoint the head with a purer grease, which, mixed with the hair, serves to cement on the headgear which lasts fur life. A good excuse for wearing beards and mustaches Is given by an author In 1740. He thinks they tend to make men val orous, he says : " I have a favorable opinion of that young gentleman who is curious lu line mustaches. The time he employs In adjusting, dressing and curling them is not lost time ; for the more he contemplates them, the more his mind will cherish and be animated by masculine and courageous notions." An old clergyman of the time of Eliza beth gives us a droll view of the noblesse oblige principle, when he says, in excuse for being proud of the longest and largest beard in the country round, that he lives " that no net of his life might be un worthy of the gravity of his appearance." The wigs that used to be combed out with such grace by the young gallants of the last century, whether in a ludy's drawing room, at court, or in church, were most expensive adornments. Steele laments that even in his day they cost forty guineas. Mr. Thomas, the clever friend of Pope, mentions that her grandfather " was very nice in the mode of that age, his valet being em ployed some hours every morning in starching his beard and curling Lis whiskers." It is recorded that in the reign of Elizabeth who seems equally to have patronized the folly of fashion and the wisdom of great men two lov ers sitting side by side could not take each other by the hand. The gentle men then wore enormously stulled-out doublets, and the ladies Immense farth ingales. When the French nation reached its heightof folly and wickedness just be fore the Revolution broke out and flood ed the laud with misery and bloodshed, all who desired to be considered con nected with the aristocracy carried about with them at least one pantin. These were small wooden dolls which by pulling a string suddenly jerked out arms and legs; exactly like those which may be seen adorning the hats of " swells" on Derby day. The rage for them was immense. Nobles, gentle men, and even grave ecclesiastics were to be seen carrying them about "and playing with them. A somewhat simi lar rage for com tits existed in the reign of Henry III. of France. When the body of the Duo de Guise was. found af ter the battle of Bois, he had his com tltbox in his hand. In 1580 the ladies carried hand-mirrors attached to their chatelalns, and, like Narcissus, were perpetually admir ing their own charms,' This excited the' deepest indignation of Jean des Caures, a stern old moralist of the time, and he emphatically menaced them with the extremest penalties of the other world. Who would have believed that so late as 1751 the dress of a dandy should have consisted of a black velvet coat, a green and silver waistcoat, yellow velvet breeches and bluestockings ! A Happy Home. A PRETTY story about a German family discloses the secret of a hap py home, wherein joy aboundeth, though there are many to feed and clothe : A teacher once lived in Strasburg who had hard work to support bis family. His chief joy in life, however, was in his nine children, though it was no light task to feed them all. His brain would have reeled and his heart sunk, had he not trusted in his heavenly Father, when he thought of the number of jackets, shoes, stockings and dresses they would need in the course of a year, and of the quantity of bread and potatoes they would eat. His house, too, was very close quar ters for the many beds and cribs, to say nothing of the room required for the noise and fun which the merry nine made. But father and mother managed very well, aud the house was u pattern of neatness and order. One day there came a guest to the house. As they sat at dinner the stran ger, looking at the hungry children around the table, said compassionately : Poor man, what a cross you have to bear!" "I? A cross to bear?" asked the father, wonderlngly ; " what do you mean ?" "Nine, children, and seven boys at that I" replied the stranger, adding bit terly : " I have two, and each of them Is a nail In my cofllu." " Mine are not," said the teacher, with decision, " How does that happen ? asked the guest. " Because I .have taught them the noble art of obedience. Isn't that so, children ?" " Yes," cried the children. " And you obey me willingly ?" The two little girls laughed roguishly, but the seven youngsters shouted: "Yes, dear father, truly. " Then the father turned to the guest and said: "81r, if Death were to ooma in at that door, waiting to take one of my children, I would say" aud here he pulled off his velvet cap aud hurled it at the door " Rascal, who cheated you into thinking that I had one too many!"' The father sighed ; tie saw that it was only disobedient children that make a father unhappy. One of the nine children of the poor schoolmaster afterward became widely known ; he was the saintly pastor Ober lin. The Sewing Machine. THE LITERATURE of the sewing machine is admirably treated by Colonel E. H. Ropes in an attractive little book entitled "Genius Rewarded ; or, the Btory of the Hewing Machine." It is written in a happy, fluent, vigor ous style, r.ud furnishes some very inter esting reading. Colonel Ropes was for merly a journalist of New York, and is still a member of the New York Press Club. The author introduces his subject by a graphic account of two poor, friendless, desperate men, who sat upon a pile of boards one sultry August midnight in a back street of Boston over thirty years ago, gloomily discussing the sad fate of an attempt to produee a sewing machine. The inventor had borrowed $40 to carry on the work, and after days and nights of hard labor the task was abandoned as hopeless. Quoting from the book : "The companion of the inventor mentioned that the loose loops of thread were all upon the upper side of the cloth. Instantly it flashed upon the Inventor what the trouble was, and back through the night the men trudged, relighted the lamp, tightened the tension screw, and in a few minutes Isaao Merritt Singer had produced the first sewing machine that ever was practically successful." Tracing the growth of the idea the author holds that it "had been cherished a hundred years before the llrst success ful machine was built," the first ma chine " of which any authentic account exists being patented in England as early as July 24, 1775, by Charles F. Welsenthal." He goes on to enumerate all the ma chines invented since that time, and says: " Many other machines of more or less merit, were constructed before Mr. Singer made his machine, but all fell short of being practical and useful. The nearest approach to success prior to 1850 was made by Walter Hunt, of New York City, in the yearsl832-3 4." Its introduction was unpopular, and no patent was obtained. In the year 1840, or over twelve years after Walter Hunt's machine was built, Ellas Howe, Jr,. having probably ascer tained that Hunt had never patented bis machine built a sewing machine upon the Hunt plan, adding two puerile devi ces (both of which were subsequently abandoned as useless,) and procured a patent thereon in his own name. Howe's machine was not even in 1851 of practical utility. From 1840 to 1851 he had the field to himself, but the in vention lay dormant In his hands. He held control of the cardinal principles upon which the coming machine must needs be built, and planted himself squarely across the path of improve mentan obstructionist, not an inven torand when, in 1851, Isaao M. Singer perfected the improvements necessary to make Hunt's principles of real utility, Howe, after long and expensive litiga tion, laid Singer and all subsequent im provers under heavy contribution for using the principles of Hunt, patented by himself. Persistent efforts have been made by interested parties to create an impression upon the public mlud that it was Mr. Howe who first evolved order out of the chaotlo essentials of the sewing machine and brought it into practical use. Thir ty years of actual servloe have -swept away every vestage of Howe's original machine except the eye-pointed needle, inveuted twelve years before by Walter Hunt, and used by both Singer and Howe. Meanwhile every feature of Singer's original machine has beeo adopted by every successful machine builder of the class to which these ma chines belonged, with the single and unimportant exception of the adjustable arm ; and in nearly every case when a device of Howe's has been found worth less, and been abandoned, It was Singer's device which was substituted. The patent of 1840 had made Howe complete master of the situation, and enabled him to dictate the formation of a combination laying manufacturers under a heavy royalty. From this roy alty Howe received the monstrous sti pend of over $2,000,000, not because he had inveuted anything useful In the world, put simply because he had obtain ed a patent upon the Inventions of an other man. ' From the outset Singer & Co. resisted, at great expense, the demands and pre-' tentlons of Howe, fighting single-handed the battle of the Inventors and the great world which was waiting for cheap ma chldes. Howe was endeavoring to estab lish a monopoly, strong and compact, which meant dear machines to the weary fingered women who were still singing the dreary " Song of the Shirt ;" Singer & Co, were struggling to throw the business open to fair and honest competition nt moderate prices. For three years the unequal contest was continued against the monopoly. ( All the other manufacturers had succumbed to Howe at the first, and Singer & Co. were the last to yield, and then only when driven into it for self preservation, after a long and exhaustive drain upon their means. In settlement of this suit, Howe received $15,000 royalty, and the total sum paid to Howe by Mr. Singer and his associates, up to 1877, was over a quarter of a million dollars. The mechanical execution of the book is excellent. It is printed on heavy cream-laid pajler, and makes a very handsome appearance. That Fly. HE SAT down upon a recent Sunday morning for a quiet hour with his newspaper. Presently a fly, socially in clined, began to forage upon his bald spot. He put up his hand; the fly described a graceful curve in the air, and came down upon his ear. He cuffed his ear, and the fly darted around and perched upon his nose. He then put his hand to his nose six times in succes sion, and the fly shot into the air each time, and returned at exactly the same angle. Wild with vexation, he waved his paper in the air and muttered ; " If I were in the habit of swearing, I should say, cuss these little pests !" Then an inspiration seized him ; he yanked off his slipper, and said to his seven-year-old son : " Here, boy, take this and go for these files, and make mummy-meat of every one of them?" ' Shall I hit 'em on the wall !"' " Yes hit 'em on the wall." "Shall I hit 'em ou the table y" " Yes hit 'em on the wall, bit 'em on the table, hit 'em on the china teacup, hit 'em anywhere; only be sure that you mash 'em I" The lad was a dead shot, and entered upon the work with a relish. Nearly every stroke marked the demise of one of the hated pests. ' But after little there was silence for a space, and then sudden ly a resounding whack. The outraged parent clapped his hand to his head, leaped to his feet, and shout ed in high G, as he drew the slimy re mains of a mangled fly from his glossy pate. "Hi, there 1 you little heathen, what do you mean by hitting me on the head in that shape?" " O, pap I" cried the boy, with enthu siasm, "it was a whopping great blue bottle 1" . " Blue-bottle well, I'll blue-bottle you, if you hit me on the head again you hear me I" And with clouded brow he resumed his reading, while he gently stroked the swelling bump of self-esteem. Skill In thTworkshlp. To do good work the mechanic must have good health, If long hours of con tinment in close rooms have enfeebled his band or dimmed bis sight, let him at once, and before some organic trouble appears, take plenty of Hop Bitters. His system will be rejuvenated, his nerves strengthened, his sight becomes clear, and his whole constitution be built up to a better working condi tion. 87-3 Pointed Prayers. The Deacons of a certain church were too pious to quarrel or in the slightest degree bandy hard words. But they were sorry for the sins of each other, and when Deacon Gocart got up and fervently prayed that the manifold sins and wickedness of Deacon Pump might be overlooked and forgiven, Deacon -Pump got up and earnestly prayed that the Dord would pardon Deacon Gocart for all the malice, falsehood and diviltry of which he was guilty. Aud they both felt that if it wasn't for the wickedness of the thing they'd clinch.