7 Philadelphia Advertisements. Heady Mixed Faints ! JUCAS' HEADY MIXED TAINTS ! WO WATER, NO chemicals, no bknzink, BUT A PURE Oil. PAIXT, READY FOR USE. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OP .PA1ST BENT, BY MAIL. IT IS PUT ON I.IKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LKAD AND Ull't VIZ ! NICELY BKUS11KD OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Yon Will ProTO It to be the Best Liquid l'ulnt In .the Market. JOHN LUCAS Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss ond Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, Now BloomUold, Pa., or to John Lucas & Jo., Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN' Successors to HBAFFNEK, ZIEQLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Clloves, Klbbona, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety ol TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 503 MARKET STLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, And Dealers 1 11 CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. ISLAMIC HOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order, Nos. 530 Market and 621 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, rA. 9."ALSO, Publishers of Sanders' New Read ers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History ot the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, etc. JJLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, WHOLESALE Hardware House, No. C25 Market Street, Philadelphia, Peuu'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS, . WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Pa. QRAYBILL & CO., " WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, v Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., And a Una Assortment ol '. WOOD and WILLOW WARE, ' No. 120 Market street, above 1th, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gATuELBoBERES WITH ItlKULE, SCOTT cV CO.. WllOI.KMAl.lt DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTIIH, Cotton fc Woolen t hiiln.Ae. No. 3:13 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA.. Merchants wishing to select from as large a stock as run he found 'In the olty, and at the LOWEST CASH PKICK.H. should give me a call. (. All mull orders sli.iil receive prompt atten tion, and care will be taaen to nil them so as to give satisfaction. AUKUstai.l8Hu.tr. WAIN WRIGHT & 067 WHOLESALE GROCERS AN U TEA DEALERS, NorthKastComerof 2nd and ArehStrcet, Philadelphia Penn'a, T S. DOUGHERTY D. J. HO Alt & CO., WHOI.K3ALS BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, B13 MARKET 81'ltKET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJall, shenk & col 405 & 407 Market Street, Philrulelphia. (Old Stand of Barcroft &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN DRY O O O X . January 1 1881. KENDALL'S SPAYIX CURE ! THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY EVER discovered, as it is certain In Its effects and does not blister. Read I'rooC Below. From Rev. N. P. Granger, Presiding Elder of the St. Albans District. St. Albans, Vt., Jan. 20th, 1880. DR. J. B. KENDALL & CO., (ients: In reply to your letter I will say that my experience with Kendall's Spavin Cure lias been very satisfactory Indeed. Three or four, vears ago I procured a hot. tie ol your agent, and with it, cured a home of lameness caused by Spavin. Last season my horse became very lame and I turned him out for a few weeks when he became better, but when I put him on the road he grew worse, when I dis covered that a ringbone was forming, I procured a bottle of Kendall's Suavln Cure, and with less than a bottle cured him so that he Is not lame, neither van the bunch be found. Respectfully yours, P. N. GRANGER. . Perseverance Will Tell ! Stoughton, Mass., March Kim, 1880. B.J. Kendall & Co., Gents: In justice to yon and myself, I think 1 ought to let you know that I have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken dall's Spavin Cure," one very huge ones don't know how long the Spavin had been there. I have owned the horse eight months. It took me (our months to take the large one oil, and two months for the small one. 1 have used 10 bottles. The horse Is entirely well, not at all stilt, and no bunch to be seen or felt. This Is a wonderful medicine. It Is a new thing here, but If It does for all what It has done for me its sale will be very great. Respectfully yours, CHAS. E.PARKER. Is sure In effects, mild In Its action as It does not blister, and yet Is penetrating and powerful to reach any deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth or any other enlargement. If used for several days, such as spavins, splints, curbs, callous, sprains, swellings, any lameness and all enlargements of the Joints or limbs, or rheuma tism in mau and for any purpose for which a lin iment for man or beast. It Is now known to be the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yet certain In Its ellects. It is used full strength with perfect safety at all seasons of the year. Send address for Illustrated Circular, .which we think gives positive nroof of Its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such unqualined suc cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man. Price SI. per bottle, or Six bottlesfor $. All Drug gists have it or can get It for you, or it will be sent to any address mi receipt of price bv the propri etors. DR. B. J. KKNDALL& CO., Enosburg Falls, Vermont. " Kendall's Spavin Cure" Is now sold by all the leading wholesale druggists and a large number of prominent retail druggist. -F. Mortimer, New Bloomtleld, agent for Perry Co., l'a. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMEB, Kew Bloom field. JACOB STRICKLER, PH. G. U Dealer In Pure and Reliable Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Toilet and Fancy Articles, Fine Perfumes, eto. Tobacco and Cigars. Blank Hooks and Stationery. Prescriptions a saeelaltv. Ktokm Two doors East of the Big Sarin. Bloomtleld, May J.1SB1.' BROWN'S o) SURE ji APPETISER IRON HITTERS nro lilghtr recommended for nil disease ronuirinn n certain and efficient tonic; especially Indention, DymrpHi, Intermittent I'cvcr, Want ofApprJitt,tLonfStrmtjlh.Laek41hurgy,etc. Enriches tlio blood, strengthen the musck'g,nndKlvc new lifb to Nio nerves. They net likonclmrm on thodirslivoorffnns,rCTiow'n3tiHdy;)rphiTO7n7)(ms,siich ns Tenlinq the Food, Jlelohinr), Hmt in the StnmnchJ trnrtbnru,etc. Tho only Iron I'renuratlon that will not blacken tho teeth or frivo headache. Hold by nil druggists. Wri'c for dm A II 0 llrnik (32 pp. of useful nnd minuting rend ing) $entrte. UROWN CHEMICAL CO.,lialtimorc,iVld. Professional Curds. C1I AS. J . T. .vie I NTI R K, Attorncy-at-Law , New llloomlleld, ferry eo., Pa. r All professional business promptlyaudfaltb fullyattended to. H 2 1 v. JOHN CALVIN WALI.lsTAUoiney.at Law and Dlsirlut. Attains v. New lllooiullelil. Perry Co. Pa. J-Olllce over Mortimer's new more. All legal biiiines promptly and carefully transacted. May 4, iSHii. J K.J UN KIN, Attorney-at-Law, New llloomlleld. Perry Co., Pa. -Oluce Next door to the residence ol Judge J ll 11 R I ll . t.Hf j-EWlS I'OTTKK. A.TTOIINKY AT LAW. NKW BLOOM K1ELI). PKKHV CO.. PA, Claims promptly seoured collected Wrltlngsaud all legal II legal bt business carofullyatteud- eu to. a yi CIIAKI. '.S H. SMILEY. Attorney at Law. New BlooninVId, I'errv !o. Pa. " Olllc wo doors oast of Joseph Smith's Hotel. August 2, 1872 WM. A. Sl'ONSLEK, Attorney-at-Law. Olllce adjoining his residence, on Easl Malustreet, New Bloumlleld. Perryco., Pa. Silly XTM. N. SE1I1KKT. Attorney-at-Law. TV New llloomlleld. Perryco.. Pa Bloomtleld. 8. 1.1 lv. T KW1S I'OTTKK. notauv ruw.tc, New Bloom jli ucm. i pi i y vjo., i a. Deeds. Bunds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All Kinunui rensiuu anu ouui.y papers mawn ana certified, will also take depositions to be rer.d lu auvcourt lu tho United States. 710ly OHAS. A. BAHNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New llloomlleld. Perry CO., Pa -Olllceon high street. North side, nearly op poMltetlie Presbyterian Church. 8 21y UT L. LICtfiETT. Attoiinrt-at-Law. ItJL. JVuwiiort, Perry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give proinoc ami careiui attention to an Dual oess matters committed to his care. Olllce, No. in North Secoud Street. Newport, April 2P 1878. D R. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Physician and Surgeon, -Office In residence on Main Street, New Bloom Held. Pa. CHRONIC DISEASES TREATED. 1 If T SUNDY.M.D. U riifsieiau and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College, Located perinanenr.lv In the borough of Bloom. Held. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of llloomlleld and Mirroundlng vicinity. Calls lu the country attended to promptly. Olllce lu the room formerly occupied bv Dr. I). H. Sweeney. In the resldenoe of 11. VY. Smith. Main street, New Bloumlleld, l'a. 10 6m D K. R. M. ALEXANDER, SUJIOEOX DEXTIST. Now Bloomtleld, Perry County, Pa. -Olllce on Main Street, South Side, nearly opposite tlie residence of Wm. McKee. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best maimer. a.ALL WoilK Wahiunt ki. Terms moderate. 28 J W. ROWE, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Dentist. Ofllce near Blxler's Mills, where all professional business will be promptly at tended to. Dental work of all kinds warrauledlu price and quality. May 25. '80. ly. . LIGHT-RUNNING PEOPLE'S Sowing Machine. Th Poople'y Sewing Machine Is light-. 1 running has simple tensions, a large, easliy tbreaded shuttlo winds the bobbin without running tho wor!:s of the machine, nnd Is so simple In Its construction that It Is easily understood. AGENTS WANTED Where our sewing machines are not repre sented, and we offer the most liberal Induce ments. Send for Illustrated Circulars to the Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co., , PHILADELPHIA, PA, 13 6m . I 1ST AT K N OT IC K. Notice Is hereby gl ve n J that letters of administration on the estate ot John Smith, late of Carroll twp., Perry county. Pa., deceased, have been grauted to the uuder glgned, residing at Shermaiisdale, Perry Co., Pa. All persons indebted to said estate are request ed to make Immediate payment and those having elalms will present them duly authenticated tor settlement to CYRUS W. SMITH. Administrator. AYTRUEJONIC KINGSFORD'S OSWEGO KlNCSFORpJ ' npuirrt di CORN STARCH pureand'Hlver GLOSS STARCH For the Tiundnr. Is the he.t nnd must economical In tlio world. Is perlMPtlv pim In n Irom Acids and oilier foreien FnPi.tnii"... tl,m Injure Linen. Is strr.DK.r tlinn any otltnr, rcfpilrlnt; nnteh lei,, qtian tltv In ming. I Mtiirorin. lltl.'in and flnishe. work alwiirathflsnme. KliR'ronl' Pulverized Corn Starch for Piiddlns.. ninne-Miunre. Hike. Ac. I. pure and lellrnto. I'referalilp to Kr-rtuiidn Arrowroiit. When yon ask for King.fupl'a (wni'iio Sturrh, see that you get it, ns inferior kinds nro oflun aidntltiited. Sold hif aft flri'rtmi firmer rrrrytrhrre. T. KINOSFOItn & SON, (iswego, New Vjrk. Juuuary 4.18S1 6m Books! Books! Gift Books, Children's Hooks, Blank Books,' School Books, BiWes ! Testaments! And all. Kinds of Books AT BEACH'S Book & Drug Store. Stationery at Wholesale or Eetail 0 y Subscriptions taken for ail News. papers and Magazines. E. C. BEACH, NewpQrt, Penn'a. YOU CAN BUY THE BLATCHLEY PUSUiP tnlliiel,or Willi Coppr.PoneIiilii,or Iron Lliilnu.. U.u'h one bteuciled with my lmine as manumeturer is warranted in material and con slrue.tlon. Kor sale by the bet bouses in tho trade. If you do not know where to get this pump, write to me as below, ami I will send name of agent nearest you, w ho will supply you at my lowest prices. CHAS. O. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer, 308 Market St, Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloouifleld, Pa. Bbnj. F. GiurroN. Stort B. Ljldd, Halbekt E. Pains. Late. Commissioner oj Patents. PATENTS. PAISE, GRAFTON & LADD, Attorneys-at-Lam nnd SoHcffors o Inierfcan unrf Foreign J'atenta. No. 412 Firth Street, VnHIiirtoii, 1. C Practice Patent Law In all Us branches In the Patent Olllce, and in the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlets seut jree ou rcce; of stamp (or postarge. us 11 -gil V flV 'iA TKlNGSFOflOtSQN K t'sM1 jft. NT I. ' f,VS I- -,"Ni r 1.1 ti i a . r i tf"A rural citizen wrote thus to the wife of a sick brother: "If Jamie Isn't dead yet, remind blui of the twenty shillings he owes me on the pigs, and If he Is, tell him not to give himself any concern about it whatever." tJTMnglstrnte to witness with band aged head: " Did he have any provoca tion when he struck you V" " lie may have had something of the kind concealed on his person, but It was a brick he struck me with," said the witness. fJ-uHellow! Uncle Mose, bellow I" cried Jim Webster, as he hurried down Austin avenue, trying to overtake the old man. " Be keerful, Jeames, be keer ful how you undress yo'self to me; I ain't no telephone," replied the Indig nant deacon. IW" My dear, you must be more cir cumspect If you would ever get a hus. band," said Mrs. Marrowfat to Julia, who had gone out driving with young Mr. Blugglns and not returned until after dark. Little Arlstldes Marrowfat overheard the observation, and the next day when the young man was going up' the front stoop he called out to him from the areaway : "Hellow, Mr. Blugglns." "Well, Tidy, what Is It?" cheerfully responded Mr. Blugglns, leaning over the railing and glancing at the boy with the aflectlouate pride of a possible brother-in-law. "Nothing much ; only ma says If you want to marry Jule you must be more clrcumspeckled." A poor appetite : A rather seedy-looking customer came into the restaurant on Austin avenue and said to the proprietor; "What do you ask for nicely-cooked beefsteak well done, with onions ?" "Twenty-five cents." " And the gravy ?" " Oh, we don't chargeany thing for the gravy." "You don't! That's liberal. How much do you charge for the bread." " We throw in the bread." " Is it good bread ?" "It is." " So you throw in the bread and gra vy ?" " Certainly "Then bring me .some bread and gravy. It's not healthy to eat meat in summer. Making a Great Fuss. Two Dutch farmers of Kinderhock, whose farms were adjacent, were out in their respective fields, when one over heard an unusual hallooing in the direc tion of a gap in a high stone wall, and ran with all speed to the spot, and the following brief conversation ensued : " Shon , vat ish te matter ?" "Veil, den," says John, "I vash trying to climb on top of dish high stone wall, and I fell o IT and all de stone wall tumble down on me and it hash broke one of my legs oft, and boHi my arms off, and smashed my ribs in, and dese pig stones are lying onto te top of mine body." "Ish dat all?" says the other, "vy you holler so big loud I tot you got te toofacbe." Irish Measure. " I want a piece ov a board sawed off, planed on the outside," said Mr. Don levy; "we'd a few friends in at the house last night to a chrlstenin', and the lower panel av the dure got kicked out durin' the merriment." " How wide do you want the piece cut, sir?" asked the carpenter. "The width av the dure, av course,', replied Mr. Donlevy. . " A nd how wide la the door ? " " Well, it's as wide as a chair is long, jlst. Ye kin jist lay a chair across it to kape the childer in an' the pigs out, an' it tits as though it wor matched fur it." " But all chairs are not the same size," said the carpenter. " Aw, thunder and turf! yer thicker headed nor a railroad spike! The chair comes up jist even wtd the edge av the windy sill." "But how high ia the window sill?" asked Mr. Chips. . " Bother the badgeriu' tongue o' ye," growled Mr. Donlevy, "it's only the wldness av me band, barrln' the thumb, higher than the rain wather barrel that stands outside, and av ye's can't make it from that ye lave the1 job an' I'll take it to some carpi nt her that understands his business an' knows the measure av a dure in his head wldout makin' a chaty cha&m av himself. Say can ye cut me a piece aff the size av that ye leathered headed wood butcher, ye, or will I go find a man av your craft that has half the slnse ye wur born wld ?"