THE TIMES, NEW HL00MFIEL1), PA.,' AUGUST 30, 1881. fnllailelphta Advertisements. Ready Mixed Taints ! JUCAS' READY MIXED PAINTS ! howateb.no chemicals, ho benzine, but a pukb Oil PAINT, READY FOR USE. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF ;PA1ST BENT BY MAIL. ITIS PUT ON I.IKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LKAD ANDOIL. VIZ I NICELY BUUHHKI) OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATKB PAINT TRY IT, And Ion Will Prore It to be the Beet Liquid l'alut In tho Market. ' JOHN LUCAS cSc CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Urccu, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c 1ST For Barapla Cards apply to F. Morti mer, Now Bloomllold, Pa., or to John Lucas & Jo.t Philadelphia. EIGLER&SWEARINGEN Successors to HHAFFNER, ZIEGLEB & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, CjJIoves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 605 MARKET STLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS &C0., BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. liL VXIv HOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order, Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets, PHIL AD EL PHI A , PA. tSALSO, Publishers ot Banders' New Read ers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, etc JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, WHOLESALE Hardware House, No. C25 Market 8treet, Philadelphia, Penu'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS, GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET. Philadelphia, Pa. gRAYBILL & CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., And a tine Assortment ot U700D and WILLOW WARE, No. 120 Market street, above 4th, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gMllTErBOMBERGlR, Wltll llIi:JI.i:, NC'OTT A CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL OJL.OXIIS, Cotton & Woolen C'hulii, Ac. No. 333 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchant wishing to select from as largo a stock as can be foiiuil 'In tlie cltv, and at the LO WKST CASH I'll I (J Km, should give me a call. All mull orders nil til recive prompt atten tion, and cure will be taken to 1111 them bo as to give shi Infliction, August Sl.lSsO.tf. " WAINWRIGHT & CO." WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a. S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WnoLBSALS BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, f lit MARK KX 8TBKKT, Philadelphia, Penn'a. H ALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & i()7 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Qld Stand of Ram-oft &Co.,) WHOLESALE HEALERS IN rxY OOOT. January 1 18S1. KENDALL'S STATIN CUKE ! THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY EVER discovered, as It Is certain In Itselfeols and does not blister. Read Proof Below. From Ker. N. I, tiraugcr, Presiding Elder of the St. Albans District. St. Albans, Vt Jan. 20th, 1880. DR. J. B. KENDALL & CO., Gents: In reply to your letter I will suy that my experience with Kendall's Hpavln Cure has been very satisfactory Indeed. Three or four) ears ago I procured a bot tle of your agent, and with It, cured a horse of lameness caused by Spavin. Last season my horse became, very lame and I turned him out for a few weeks when he became better, but when I put him on the road he grew worse, when I dis covered that a ringbone was forming, I procured a bottle of Kendall's Spavin Cure, and with less than a bottle cured him so that he Is not lame, uclther can the bunch be ton ml. Respectfully yours, P. N. GRANGER. Perseverance Will Tell ! Stoughton, Mass., March 10ni, 1880. B.J. Kendall i Co., Gents: In Justice to you and myself, 1 think 1 ought to let you know that 1 have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken dall's Spavin Cure," one very large one: don't know how long the Spavin had been there. I have owned the horse eight months. It took me four month9 to take the large one otf, and two months for the small one. 1 have used 10 bottles. The horse Is entirely well, not at all stitl.and no bunch to be seen or felt. This Is a wonderful medicine. It is a new thing here, but if it does for all what it has done for me lis sale will be very great. Respectfully yours, CHAN. E.PARKER. Is sure In effects, mild In its action as it does not blister, and yet Is penetrating and powerful to reach any deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth or any other enlargement. If used for several days, such as spavins, splints, curbs, callous.spralus, swellings, any lameness and all enlargements of the joints or limbs, or rheunm. tisin In man and for any purpose for which a lin iment for man or beast. Ir is now known tnlia the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yet certain In Its effects. It is used full strength with perfect safety at all seasons of the Send address for Illustrated Circular, -which we think gives positive proof of Its virtues, no remedy has ever met with such unqualined sue cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man. Price $1. per bottle, or Six bottles! or $5. All Drug gists have it or can get it lor you, or it will be sent to any address on receipt of price bv the uropri etors. DR. 11. J. KENDALL Hi CO., Euosburg Falls, Vermont. " Kendall's Spavin Cure" Is now sold by all the leading wholesale druggists and a large number of prominent retail druggists. s-K. MoiiTiMKii.New Uloomtleld, agent lor Perry Co., Pa. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. ' F. 31 Oil TIME It, New Bloom field . JACOB STRICKLER, PH. G. U Dealer in Pure and Reliable Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Toilet and Fancy Articles, Fine Perfumes, etc Tobacco and Cigars, Blank Books and Btatlouery. Prescriptions a specialty. . Stoke Two doors East of the Big Sprint. Bloomlleld, May 8, 1881.' BROWN'S n i 1 N K l APPETISER 0 fj I IKON IHTTEKS nro highly recommended for all dispose requiring J n cortnin and emeiont tonic I especially Indigestion, Dytenrpm, Intermittent - 3 If FcVCrH. Wantnf Annrliln.I.nmnf Xlrrnnlh T.nrlnt ?... (.. ,1.- 1.1 I O 2 - BirenRinens mo iimscies,nn(l Rives new liio to the nerves. They net liko a charm V - tm tho ditfi'sti vo organs, remorinr) all tlyqirptic mrmptoms, such ns Tattinn the Food, S j M.m iu inn nmmnrn,iiranourn,eic. xno oiuy iron i reparation I that will not, 1larkcn tho teeth op give, headache. Kohl by nil drugfiisK Wrlie for the A TICTWk (32 pp. of useful nnd nmusimr read- 8 ing) ntrcc. BltOWN CHEMICAL CO., Baltimore, Md. t-s. Professional Cards. Cll AS. J . T. Mot NTI R R, A ttorney-at-Law , New liloomttold. Perry eo., P. -Allproreslonalbusliiesspromptlyaudfaltb. fullyatteiidedto. 321v. JOHN CALVIN WALLIri, Attorncyat-Law and District Attorney. New liloomtleld. Perry Co.. Pa. M-Olllce over Moi-Hmei's new store. All legal business promptly and carefully transacted. May 4, lHlii. JE..IUNKIN, Attorney.at-I.aw. New Bioomileld. Perry Co., Pa. -Olllce Next door to tile residence of Judge Juuklu. 4otf JHWll OTTKU, ATTt)llNKY AT I, AAV. NEW HLOOMFIELD. PKRHV CO.. PA. "Claims promptly secured collected Writlngsaud all legal business oarefullyatteud edto. d2yi CHARI, S H. SMILE V. Attorney at Law. New Bloomlleld, I'errv (!o. Pa WOllIci 'wo doors east of Joseph Smith's hotel. August 2, 1872 11 TM. A. 8PONSLER. Attomev-at-Law. TV Olllce adjoining his residence, on East Main street, New Uloomlleld, Perry co., Pa. aaly WM. N. 8E1BERT. Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld, Perry co., Pa. Bloomlleld, 333 lv. IKWIS POTTER. NOTAKTruBl.io, New Bloom J field. I'errv Co.. Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kiiicis ot rension and Bounty papers drawn and certltled.wlll also take deposltlousto be rer.d In auYcuuri iu me united states. 7 lUly Oil AS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld. Perry co., Pa .OIIIi! on high street. North side, nearly op positetlio Presbyterian Church, 8 21y ML. LIOUETT. Attohnbt-at-Law. Newport, Perry County. Pa Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt ana careiui attention to all uusl ness matters committed to his care. tn, Olllce, No. 30 North Second Street. Newport, April 2? 1S78. DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Physician and Surgeon, WOfllce In residence on Main Street, New Bioomnnin. ra. CHRONIC DISEASES TREATED. 18 tf T SUNDY.M.D. U rhvsiclun and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough o! Bloom. Held. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomlleld and surrounding vicinity. Calls In the country attended to pnnnpily. Olllce In tlio room formerly occupied bv Dr. D. H. Sweeney. In the residence of 11. VV. Smith. Main street, New Bloomlleld, Pa. l'J 6m R. K. M. ALEXANDER, s un o eo rr dent is t. New Bloomlleld, Perry County, Pa. Olllce on Main Street, South Bide, nearly opposite the residence of Wni. McKee. Everything belonglug to the profession done In the best manner. a-Al.L Woiik Wahhant eu. Terms moderate. 28 W. ROWE, M. D. , riiyslclan and Surgeon Dentist. Ofllce near Blxler's Mills, where all prolessional business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warraulediu price and quality. May 25. '8U. ly. LIGHT-RUNNING PEOPLE'S Sewing Machine. I:--,f rC-L-" M Tho People'll Sewing; Machine U light running has simple tensions, a large, easily threaded shuttlo winda the bobbin without running the works of the machine, and is so simple in Its construction that It Is easily understood. ' AGENTS WANTED Where our sowing1 machines are not repre sented, and we offer the most liberal Induce ments. Send for Illustrated Circulars to the Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co., PHILADELPHIA, PA. , 13 6m E STATIC NOTICK. Notice Is hereby given 14 that letters of adntlnlMf ration on the eststA of John Smith, late of Carroll twp., Perry county. Pa., deceased, huve been granted to the under signed, residing at Shermausdale, Perry Co., Pa. All persons Indebted to said estateare request ed to make Immediate navniAiit and those havlliff claims will present them duly authenticated for settlement to . CYRUS W. SMITH, Admiulstrator. AITRUEJOHIC in TT fo) L&lfU KIMGSFQRD'S OSWEGO OSWEGO CORN STARCH PUREAND SILVER GLOSS STARCH For the LsunilrT. Is Mm best snd most econnmlcsl In tho world. Is fmdvltr puro, lii'e from Arid, anil other forelen siilrMnnisM Hint injure Linen. 1, stronger than nny nthor. rwpiirlni? much pm quan tity In mlng. Is uniform. tiirn, ami flnislicn work alwnyathniiBmo. KlmMronl's l'lilverized ( orn Ktart-h for Piuldimrs, Jllauc-Mnnsn, Cuke. c. I, pun- and ai'llcalo. Pri'fernlile to Bermuda Arrowroot. When foil a-flt for Klngsronl's Oun-ei-o Stnrch, see that you get It, as Inferior kind, arc often nulntltutcd. Soli by nil flrtl-rlnn, Oncer nvrnirhm. T. KIN(iSF()liI A SON, (Jawego, New Yjrk. Junuary 4.18S1 Cm Books! Books! Gift Boohs, Children's Books, Blanh Books, School Books, BiWes ! Testaments! And all Kinds of Books AT BEACH'S Book & Drusr Store. Stationery at Wholesale or Ketail 0 Subscriptions taken for all News. papers and Magazines. E. C. BEACH, Newport, Penn'a. YOU CAN BUY THE BLATCHLEY PUMP t:nIln-d,or nrHli Copper, Porcelaln.or Iron Linings. Kaeh one stenciled with my name as manufacturer is warranted in material and con struction, r'or sale by the be-t house, in the trade. If you do not know where to pet this pump, write to, nie as below, ami I will semi name of agent nearest you, who will supply you at my lowest prices. CHAS. 6. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer, 308 Market St, Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld, Pa. 2-1 Benj. F. Gbafton. Stout B. Ladd, llil.BEHT E. PAINB. Zate Qjiiimiiuiioner vj Patents- PATENTS. PAIXE, GRAFTON & LADD, (toriteis-nt-iato and Sollcitort qf American and Foreign Patents. Xo. 413 Firth Street, "WwisiiiiiJartoMt x. c. Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In the Patent Olllce, and In the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlets sent jree on receipt of stamp for postarge. So fK yWTKlNGSFOflOtSON fQ& "ii OSWE0O NY. J& ,4 ITllf I4A. t'F " John" sahl Dean Ilainsey' " I'm sure yo kcu tbata rollin' stone gathers line niorneV" "Ay," rejoined John, " that's true, but can ye tell me what guld the morse does to the stone." 3f " Snppose that you have two sticks of candy and your big brother gives you two more, bow many bctve you got thenV". asked the teacher. Llttlo boy (shaking bis bead) "You don't know my brother; he ain't that kind of a boy. tW" Don't sit so far away from me, Harry, dear," she said to her lover, while they were steaming up the river with the excursion ; "don't sit so far away and turn your back to me in that way, people will think we are married." 63 Josh Billings says: "Fashence is it good thing for a man tohav, but when he has got so much ov it that be kau fish all day over the side ov a boat, without eny bait on bis book, lazyneas Is what's the matter ov him." tT A prisoner asked for delay until he could talk to his lawyer. The mag istrate asked : " What can your lawyer say in your behalf when you were caught with you hand In the gentle man's pocket? What defense can he make?" "That's precisely what I too am curious to know," responded the accused. He was a young farmer named Jenkins, who knew none of the girls, and yet wanted to take one home, and becoming desperate, selected one and going up to her, said : " I guess yu doan't know me, but I live round here ; my name is farmer, and I'm a Jenkins by trade," and stick ing out bis elbow, he said, "II-o-o-k?" As they went down the road together, we think she booked. W"I wonder," said a native to a Northern traveler on a NV Carolina rail road, " did you belong to a critter regi ment or was you a footman ? We didn't mind the footers so much, but them 'ere critter soldiers wereligbtnln' when they got arter a feller's cattle, pigs and chickens, I've seen many a one of 'em who could milk a cow Into the mouth of a canteen on the keen run without splllln' a drop." What kind of a doctor am Dr. Black?" asked Uncle Mose of an old Austin darkey. " One ob de best I eber heered tell of. Dar was a mau down sick, and all de odder doctors in town said he couldn't lib twenty-four hours. Bo Dr. Black jes tuck him in charge, and de man libbed, sab. Instead of dying in twenty-four hours be libbed thirty-six hours, sah." ej-" Waiter," called the dissatisfied guest, " come here; there's something wrong with my coflee ; it tastes as though there something in it." Waiter exam ines critically. "Ay, yes, sir; so there is, sir ; must be there's some real coffee in it, sir. Bent out by mistake, sir. Made for the cook's own table' sir." Goes out and returns with a brimming beaker of the old familiar saddle-colored. t3TA prominent citizen of Austin was being propelled homeward by a faithful colored servant late one night last week, when they suddenly came to a dead halt. " Whazzer mazzernow ?" demanded the prominent citizen. " Dar's a man dead drunk on the sidewalk, sah." " Qimme a lamp posht to hold up, and you dragsh off misherable drunken beasht by hish legsb," replied the indignant citizen. t3T " Mother," asked Mary Jane at the breakfast table Monday morning, " don't you think gray hair is awful be- coming 1" MaryJane.it should be re marked, has a beau whose locks are sil very. " Yes, I do," replied the mother, grabbing at something on Mary Jane's shoulder ; " yes, I think it's becoming too common. That makes the tenth one this morning," holding it up be tween ner inumo anu nnger. A Rustic's Inference. A country clergyman, who on Suu- days waa more indebted to his manu script than to his memory called at a cottage while Its possessor, a pious par iahiouer, was engaged reading the prophecies of Isaiah. . " Weel John," familiarly inquired the clerical visitant, " what's this you are about ?" " I am prophesying," was the prompt reply. "Prophesying?" exclaimed the as-' tounded divine. " I doubt you are only reading a prophecy." " Weel," urged the religious rustic, " if reading a sermon be preachln', is na reading a prophecy prophesying v.