ft , 1 1 . t '"T'v.f nuti'i.frm,, Iliililililli-iliir.'liiiiiilii'i'iiituiiiiHiiliiiiliiiiiiriiitjf VOL. XV. NEW BLOOMFIELD, TUES3DA.Y, A.TJGTJBT 10, 1881. NO. 33. "V" THE TIMES,. Am Independent Family Newspaper, 18 PUBLISHED ITBRT TUESDAY BY F. MORTIMER & CO. TEIOIH t INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. It.so pi:u YKUi, poTAii: fiiff:. 80 CTS. roil 8 MONTHS. To subscribers resldlnn In Tnts couhty, where we have no postaie to pay. n dhwnuxt of V cell's from the above tmnn will be made It payment Is made la advance. V Advertising rates furnished upon appllca tlon. TWO ELOPEMENTS. IN a large, square, old fashioned, house such as our fathers used to build wheu solidity was more Rough t after than utility lived Philip Man son and his Bister Esther. Philip had reached the mature age of forty, and Esther was close to liitn. Still, each had pursued a solitary pathway through life, seeking no companionship save that of the other, there was reason to believe that they would continue to follow the same course till In the fullness of time they were gathered Into the family tomb the receptacle of "many generations of the Man son family. " No," said Philip when assailed on this subject by a match-making lady ; "marrying may be very good for some people, but I could not bear to have my habits broken in upon, and my whole house turned topsy-turvy by the Intro. Uuction of a wife. As for Miss Esther, she often declared that she would never make a slave of herself for any man living. Of course, it was Insinuated by those whose opinions differed widely from Miss Esther's, that In adopting this opinion she was only making a virtue of necessity, and that it was best to be contented with one's lot, provided there was no chance of improving it. Early one afternoon juit after Esther Manson had completed her task of clear ing away the dinner dishes and storing them away in the cupboard after a thor ough washing, she was startled by a rap -at the door. Somewhat surprised by a caller at this unusual hour, she answered the sum mons. She was a little apprehensive that it was a neighbor who had of late proved very troublesome from her habit of borrowing articles and owing, it is to be presume J, to an habitual forgetful ness, neglecting to return them. " I hope," she mused "that if it is Mrs. Bailey, she will be wantiug to bor row something that I have not got." She opened the door, but no Mrs. Bail ey presented herself to her expecting gaze a gentleman of forty-llve, careful ly, nay elegantly dressed stood before her. " I beg your pardon for intruding, madam," said he as he noticed Esther's look of surprise; but can you direct me tothe house of the late Mr. Wellfleet? I have beard it was for sale, and from the description I have heard of It, I Judge it will suit me." " It is the next house on the left, sir," answered Esther, who had time, while the gentleman was speaking, to exam ine his appearance, which did not fail to v impress her favorably. Two days afterward Esther heard that Mr. Wellfleet's estate had been purchas ed by a stranger named Bigelow. She at once conjectured, and rightly that this was the name of her visitor. A few days elapsed, and Esther Manson receiv another visit from the gentleman. " I have a favor to ask of you, Miss Manson," he began ( it seems he had as certained her name.) " I am aware that our slight acquaintance will hardly jus tify it, but I trust time will remove this objection. You must know," he added, smiling, "that I am a bachelor, depend ent In many respects uKn my house keeper, who though a good woman in ber way, I am afraid Is not reliable in matters of taste. As my furniture has arrived, but has not yet been arranged, I would esteem it a real service if you would give me your opinion in some little matters respecting Its proper dis position. My carriage is at the door ready to take you over." ' Esther's cheek flushed with pleasure at this compllment,and she made prepa rations to comply with her new visit or's request. It was not without a little conscious ness of the singularity of the position that Esther found herself riding by the side a gentleman with whom she had scarcely exchanged half a dozen words in the course of her life. The distance, however, was but short, and she had little time for reflection. On arriving at her place of destination, she found the the chief part of the business accom plished. The furniture, which by the way was new and handsome, had been arranged in the rooms after a fashion, but Esther was able to point out several changes for the better, with allot' which Mr. Blgelow professed himself delighted; he, moreover, asked her advice as to the proper place to hang several very fine pictures that he had picked up In the course of his European travels. This was accorded with some hesitation. To avoid comment, she did not even inform Philip that she had ever met Mr. Blgelow. He took frequent opportuni ties to call upon her, on some slight pre text or another but It alwayB chanced to be when her brother was absent. " I wonder," said Philip, carelessly, "whether Mr. Blgelow will not be look ing out for a wife before long ? " I don't know," said Esther, and In her embarrassment dropping half a dozen stitches from the stocking she held in her hand. " Not that I approve of marriage at least In my own case," said Philip, not noticing this demonstration, but it may be different with Mr. Blgelow. He has no sister to superintend his establish ment. I don't know, however, wheth er there is anybody likely to suit him in this village. Let me see there Is Miss Preston ; she might do. "No, I don't think she would suit him at all," said Esther with a spirit which considerably surprised her broth er. " She knows very little about house keeping." " Perhaps not, " he rejoined, and so the conversation ended. Meanwhile the gentleman continued his visits. Oftentimes he would ask to see the bed of flowers on which Esther rather prided herself, and sometimes he would petition for seeds, being very fond of flowers, as he said, and very anxious to introduce them into his own garden. On one of these occasions Mr. Blgelow after a little visible embarrassment, said, hesitatingly : " I would like to ask your advice, Miss Esther.on a rather delicate subject, and one of great importance to myself. There is one thing I wish to secure to make my establishment complete, but I hardly know in what manner to ask for it." "What is it you refer to?" asked Esther uususpiclously. " A wife," was the significant reply. Instantly a deep crimson flushed Esther's cheeks. She did not trust her self to speak. " Need I say that you are the one whom, of all others, I would Beek to place In that position 1"' He took her unresisting hand and kissed it with all the gallantry of a young lover. " But what will my brother say ?" in quired Either, when she found voice to speak. " What should he say ? You are your own mistress, surely 1"' " Yes, but he Is always ridiculing the idea of marriage, and I couldn't venture to tell him." "No need of it. Let's run away to New York and get married. You know," he added gaily, we are both young and romantic, and it would be quite in character." Esther at first objected, but when she came to consider that in this way she would be relieved of a great portion of the embarrassment which such a step would naturally bring with It, she con sen ted, and that day a week was ap pointed for the departure. She required this time to make preparations. Meanwhile, if Esther bad not been so exclusively occupied with her own af fairs, she might have noticed that a change had come over Philip. He was often absent evenings, and when at home was more silent and abstracted than his wont. The former she readily attributed to the cause which he assign ed, namely, a pressure of business. The latter she did not observe, her mind be lng preoccupied. We, who are in the secret, may take the liberty of follow, lng hlni on one of his business calls. It was at a neat cottage, from whose front door dangled an immense knocker, that Philip Manson, knocked. The door was opened by the same Miss Preston, who, some months before, he thought " might do" for Mr. Blgelow. "Good evening, Maria," was his salu tation as he entered. After a brief con versation about the weather, the crops and other standard topics, which, how ever trivial they may seem, could hard ly be dispensed with, he brgau to show signs of embarrassment, and dually ejaculated : "Maria Miss Preston I mean Maria, what are your opinions about mar riage?" " Why," said she " I hardly know; I don't think I have given much con sideration to the subject." "Because," continued Philip, " I find my opinions have suffered a great change on this point. There was a time when I thought it unwise but, now, if I could get a good wife, such as you, for example, I should be inclined to try it." " O Lor', Mr. Manson, said Miss Pres ton, in some perturbation, "how you talk!" Five minutes afterward Miss PreBton, had accepted the proposal of Philip, and the two were, to all intents and purposes, engaged. " The only thing I think of," said the gentleman, after a brief pause, "is that my sister Esther is a decided enemy to marriage, and I hardly dare to tell her that I am about to marry. If we could only go away and have the ceremony performed, it would be pleasauter." " Suppose we go to New York," sug gested the bride elect. "A good idea. We'll go. When ean you be ready!"' . " Next Monday morning." So next Monday morning was agreed upon. It so happened that Esther was to start on Monday afternoon for the same place with the same purpose in view but of this coincidence neither party were aware. The reader will please go forward a week. By this time the respective par ties have reached New York, been unit ed in the holy bonds of matrimony, and are now legally husband and wife. They were located at hotels situated on the same street, and even on the same Bide of the way, but were far from being aware of the propinquity. On the morn ing succeeding the two marriages, for by a singular chance they happened on the same day, Mr. Blgelow and Esther start ed out for a walk down street. It so happened that Philip and his wife were at the same moment walking up street. The natural consequence was that the two parties met. "Good heavens! my sister!'' ex claimed Philip. "Merciful goodness! my brother," returned Esther. " What brings you here with Mr. Blgelow ?" " Nay, how happens it that you are here with Miss Preston ?" " Miss Trestou is now my wife!" , " And Mr. Blgelow is now my hus band!" " But I thought you were opposed to matrimony. "And I supposed you were equally so." "My friends," Interposed Mr. Bigelow, "this is a day of surprise but I trust of such a nature that we shall all by made happier thereby. My regret Mr. Man son, of robbing you of your housekeep er is quite dissipated by the knowledge that you have so soon supplied her place." Bill of Fare from the Bible. I'HEl'AUATIOX. Spread a cloth of blue, and put there on the dishes and spoons, and the bowls, with the bread In the basket. JS'um. iv, 7, and Levit. vlil, 31. UK ACE. Give us this day our dally bread. Matt, vi, 2. , SOUP. Pour out the broth. Judyct vi, 0. Feed me with pottage. Gen. xxv, 30. i . FISH. They gave him a piece of a broiled fish. Luke xxlv, 4?. KNTUEMKNTS. Hare. Levit. xl, 0. Chicken. Malt, xxlll, 117. Besides harts and fatted fowl. 1 JOvys Iv, 123. nELISHES. Olives. Mir. vi, 10. ItOAST. All manner of baked meats. Gen. xi, 17. VENETA JlLEfl, Parched corn and beans. 2 Sam, xvli, 21?. The full corn In the ear. Mark iv, 28. The leeks, and the onions, and the cucumbers, and the garlic Num. xi, 27. GAME. Partridges. Jer. xvll, 2. Two young pigeons. Levit. v, 7. And he brought young quails. 1'aalmn cv., 40. KESBEIIT. A basket of summer fruit. -4mos vill. Pomegranates and tigs. Nun. viii, 25. Comfort me with apples. Cor. il, 5. Two baskets of figs. Jer. xxlv, 2. Then thou mayst eat grapes thy 1111. JJeut. xxlll, 24. We remember the melons. Num. xl, 5. They brought bunches of raisins. 1 Chron. xll, 40. Carry nuts and almonds. (Jen. xll, 2. A WESTERN YARN. LE ROY, the Western, robber who was recently lynched, was outwitted once. It was in November, 1870, and the scene the Woston Pass Road near Rocky Ranche nine miles below Lead vllle. In the coach were seven gentle men and one lady. At Intervals during the day road agents had been the topic of discussion, and the lady remarked that all the money she possessed was safely tucked away in her left over-shoe. Curly Hooker was driving, and it looked as though the journey would be made in safety, when the stage b topped, and Curly cried down through the boot : " For Heaven's sake, keep quiet and don't shoot!" The next moment there came a word of commaud, and a murderous-looking revolver, at full cock, appeared at one of the windows. A second weapon of like dimensions came in sight at the opposite window, and the woman screamed in truly feminine fashion. The door was opened, and a slight form, the face con cealed by a domino and black felt hat, appeared. "Step out, please," said the owner, blandly ; " toll must be paid by all pil grims at this point.," "Hands up," said the voice again as the first passenger stepped out, " and be lively, too, for I haven't shot a man since yesterday, and am aching to get in practice again !" His commands were obeyed to the let ter. All were ranged In line in the snow, and the boyish-looking leader first searched your correspondent. 'The first thing found was a railroad press pass, and scanning it for a moment, the ban dit said: "I always respect the press; I am Billy Le Roy' and I ask you to let me down easy." All were examined except the lady and a gentleman at ber left, and little money was found. "Beg pardon, Miss," said Le Roy, as he rifled her pockets. As the road agent turned to the re maining passenger, the latter said: " I haven't got over $25 to my name, but if you'll let me go I'll tell you where you can get over $400." Le Roy had already fouud the passen ger's pocket-book, and, as it was not heavily laden, replied: " Well, fire away ; its a bargain." "In the left over-shoe of the womau," answered the tell-tale. Despite the woman's protestations her shoe was removed and the money appropriated. Then orders were given to return to the Btage ; they were obeyed ; Curly Hooker was told to drive on, and in a few moments the stage was blowing rapidly away from the eventful spot. An indignation meeting was immedi ately held, and it was suggested that the passenger who had betrayed the lady should either be lynched or thrown out of the stage to perish In the snow. " Allow me to utter a word of explan tlon," said the brute, in a suave tone, at this point. I am the agent for a St. Louis company who have purchased an interest In the Pendry group of mines at Leadvllle, and in my valise I carry $00,000 of the purchase money. The ex presssge rate on so great a sum Is so heavy that I thought It safer to adopt this method of carrying it through. I knew very well that If the robber found nothing he would search our baggage, and so played the role of informant and outwitted him." On arriving at Leadvllle the lady.who proved to he Mrs. Winnie Purdy, was presented with $1,000 by the agent. A Sharp Bargain. THERE Is a shrewd and wealthy land, lord in Maine, who Is noted for driv ing his "sharp bargains," by which he has amassed a large amount of proper ty. He is the owner of a large number of dwelling-houses; and it is said of him that he is not over scrupulous of his rental charges, whenever he can find a customer whom he knows to be respon sible. His object is always to lease his house for a term of years to the best ten ants and get the utmost farthing in the shape of rent. A diminutive Frenchman called on him to hire a dwelling be owned in Portland, and which had long remained empty. References were given, and the Yankee landlord ascertaining that the tenant was a man "after his own heart" for a tenant, immediately com meuced to beat him down. He found that the tenement appeared to suit the little Frenchman, and be placed an ex. orbitant price upon it; but the lease was drawn and duly executed, and the tenant removed to his new quarters. Upon the kindling of fires in the house, It was found that the chimneys wouldn't "draw," and the building was filled with smoke. The window-sashes rattled In the wind at nlght,and the cold air rushed in through a hundred crevices about the house, until now unnoticed. The snow melted upon the roof, and the attics were drenched from the leakage. The rain pelted, and our Frenchman found a "natural" bath-room upon the cellar floor but the lease was signed and the landlord chuckled. " I have been vat you sal call 'suck in' vis zis maison," muttered our victim to himself a week afterward ; "but n'im porte ve sal see vat ve sal see." Next morning he arose bright find early, and passing down town he en countered the landlord. "Aha! Bon jour, monsieur," said he, in his happiest manner. " Good day, sir. How io you like your house ?" " Ah, monsieur, elegant beautiful magnificent. Eh bein, monsieur, I have but ze one regret." "Ah! what is that?" " Monsieur, I sal live in zat house but three little year." "How so?" - " I have find by vat you sal call ze lease zat you have give me ze house but for three year, and ver mooch sorry for zat." " But you can have it longer If you wish "Ah, monsieur, I sal be ver mooch glad if I can have zat house so long as I please eh, monsieur ?" "Oh, certainly, certainly, sir." " Tres bien, monsieur. I sal valk rite to your offees, and you sal give me vat you sal call ze leased for zat maison just so long as I sal vant ze house. Eh, monsieur?" " Certainly, sir. You nan stay there your lifetime if you like." "Ah, monsieur, I have ver mooch tanks for zis acconi nidation." The old lease was detroyed,anil a new one was delivered in due form to' the French geutieman, giving bim posses, sion of the premises for " such peiiod as the lessee may desire t name, he paying the rent thereof promptly," etc. The next rooming ur landlord was passing the house jui-t as the French man's last load of furniture was being started from the door; and an hour af terward a messenger called upon him with a "legal tender" for the rent for eight days, accompanied with a note as follows : " Monsieur, I have blnshmoke.I have bin drowned, I have bin frees to death in ze hous6 vt I av hire of you for ze period as I may desire. I hav stay in ze house " jes so long as I please,' and za bearer of zis will give you ze key. Boa Jour, monsieur." It is needless to add that our Yankee landlord has never since been known to give ap "a bird in the baud for one ia the bush."