TILE TIMES, NEW HLOOMFIELI), I'A., AUGUST 2, 1881. 7 Plillmlolplita Advertisements. Heady Mixed Taints ! T UOAS' Philadelphia Advertisements. gAMpErBOMBERGERT WITH HI HUM?, SCOTT A CO.. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN BROWN'S n jo) READY MIXED PAINTS I SIO WATER, NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A FURK 49 1L PAIWT, ItEADt F Oil USE. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PAINT BENT BT MAIL. IX IS TUT ON I.IKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND OIL. VIZ ! NICELY BKUH IlKDOUT. NOT FLOWED ON L1KK WATKK PAINT TRY IT, A oil Yon Will Prore It to be the Best Liquid Paiut in the Market. JOHN LUCAS Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Ureen, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c t3f" For Baraple Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Bloomlield, Pa., or 10 John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. 2jEIGLER & SWEARINGEN Successors to 8HAFFNEK, ZIEGLER ft CO., Importers and Dealers tn Hosiery, loves, BUbbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety ol TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY - WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 50) MARKET 8TLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. KiYtxit HOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order, Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 13m ALSO. Publishers o Sanders' New Head ers, and Brooks' Arithmetic. Also, Robert's History of the United States, Folton's Outline Maps, etc. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, WHOLESALE Hardware House, No. C25 Market Street, Philadelphia, renn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS, wiioi.i.s n.i: GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Fa. QRAYBILL & CO WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., And a tine Assortment of "WOOD and WILLOW WARE, Ko. 420 Market street, above 4th, . PHILADELPHIA. Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTHS, Cotton fc Woolen Chain, Ac. No. 3.13 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as large a stock as can he fimml .In the city, and at the luwkst camu ntiur.n, simum Ktve meacaii. All iiihII orders shall receive prompt alien thin, ami cure will he taken to lilt them to as to give satMtiiotlon. August Jl. lsmi.tf. WAINWHIGIIT & CO." WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia renn'a. S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WBOLBSALB , BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, Hlil MABKKT STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 107 Market Street, l'hiladelnhia, (')Id Stand of lUreioft & Co..) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN 1 K Y J O O JJS. January 1 1SR1. THE SPRINGFIELD SEWING MACHINE. Best In the World. The nnniifcturers of the SPRINGFIELD are aware that. In order to inset the critical iuii4 economical demands of the times, the machine inusi possess a eonioiiiatlon ol mechanical excel lences, making It superior to anv of Its prede cessors, and at the same time be offered at a price that will place It within the means of all. Fully realizing the force of these conditions, they oiler (he HprliiRteld, eonlWlent that it will 11 si I II 11 every requirement that can be expected of a first class family and manufacturing machine. Every Machine Is warranted perfect In construe tlon. In case any of the puts prove defective, when machine is used for family purposes, within live years from date of purchase, the inanufactur ers will replace such defective part without charee. This does not apply to needles shuttles, or bobbins. Made by THE SPRINCFIELD Sewing Machine Company, 13 6m 8PRINGFIELD, MASS. Bow on sale anil tar1nrth nwm, flrat-dan kxcimsion Tram, (ran Olitraro and IooaI point, to i)EN S5Rv,9fi1'ORAD0 SPRrNQS, ana PUEBLO, AMD BETURN, I.V ml () MKrmiKNT Bourns, at wonder fully low rate. Then ticket, will h, S'mmI BWlnjr vmI within fifteen tlft) ays fi'om rtato of .ale. and to return until October Stst following. l"uJ1man lalace Cam aro rnn by thi Oc.mr.iinT from CHICAOO ti COUNCIL ELTJi'I'S, TOPEKA anil KANSAS CITY, forming a lino with but onr change of cftr. to DENVER ami PUEULO. Dlnlnu Our. are at tached to all through trains In whtcb meal, can lio obtained at tho reou able price of uTuuty-fir. ouaU. For rates, furtber information, and eieKunt Alnp or I'uiUjd bUttcs U vo, address, J. 0. A. BEAK, Oen'l Eastern Agt, 817 Wroadway.NewYork.and 300 .nimiMin nu, iioBton, Alans. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. P. MORTIMER, XewVloom field. TAC0B STRICKLER, PH. G U Dealer lu Pure and Reliable Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Toilet and Fancy Articles, Fine Perfumes, etc Tobacco and Clears, Wank Hooka and Stationery Prescript iom a siwolaltv. Htokk Two doors East ol the Uia8ivluif. Ulooinlleld, May 3, 18U1. 21L33. 5 SURE APPETISER el ti:ov niTTPna t.ui.i i fill El I3UU I "HtlelHcloiit tlllo-, cspeeinlly Mixtion, lhjtp, MluZ I A sttnigt hens t ho n.nscles.an.l K! ves new life to tie nerves. They nc "ifke a c arm I uiunw,imcn,iirarwum,cte. Xlio only Iron Preparation t lint will not blaoken tlio tooth or Klve liondaclie. Slid iK nil drupel!. Wnin fi,r tlm A II C Pook f32pp. of useful ami umusinp reaj-mg)-nntree. BROWN CHEMICAL CO., Baltimore, Md. I'roi'essionul Carils. CHAS.J.T.McINTIltR, Attoruey-at-Law. New llloomllelil, Perry co.. Pa. -AU lu'ofessionnlluislnesspromptlyandralth fully attended to. 3 2 1 v. TO UN OA I.V I N W A LI. Is, Attoruey-Bt-La w tl uud District Attorney. a-,.,,, New Hloo'iiilleld Perry Co. Pa. -Olllce over Mol lliner's new store. All leiial biiilue-. piomptly and carefully transacted. May 4, Is p. JE. .1 UN KIN, Attorney -Ht-Law, New llloiiiiilleltl. i'errv Co., Pa -OlUce Next door to the resldence'of JudKe Jiniklu. 45tf JKWIS POTTKll."""" A T TO IINEY AT I.A V . NEW BLOOM FIELD. PEltltV CO.. PA "Clalins promptly secured collrcted Wrltlii;sand all legul business cnrefnllj attend edto. d2 yi CHAKl.t.Hli SMILEV. Attoruev at Law. New liloomllcld, Perrv Co. Pa. -OI1Icj 'vvo doors east of Joseph Smith's hotel. August 2, 1872 WM. A.SPONSI.ER.Attoriiey-at-Law, Olllceadjolniiitr his residence, on Eas Mainstreet.New Hloomlleld, Perry co.. Pa. 32 ly WM. N. HE1HHUT, Attorney-at-Law, New Ulooinlleld, Perryco., Pa Bloomlleld. 3331v. rEWIMPOTTKIl, notakt I'ltuucNewUloom J Held. Perry Co., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All klndsol Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certllled. will also take depositions to be rei.d in auvcourt in the United States. 7 lOly CHAS. A. BAKNKTT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloom Held, Perry co.. Pa .omcenn hlghtreet, North side, nearly op positethii Presbyterian Church. 3 21y ML. LIOUISTT. Attdhnrt-at-Law, e Xevsporl, ltrry Omnty. Pa. Having permanently located at Nowport. wlll give proiiiin ami careiui iiueuiion to all Ulisi Dess matters noinuillted to ills care. Olllce, No. 30 North Second Street. Newnort. April 2f 1878. DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Physician and Surgecn, a-Office In residence on Main Street, New Bloomtleld. Pa. CHRONIC D1SEA8E8 TREATED. 18 tl ' T SUNDY.M. D. U riiy slclan and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located peiinaneutlv In the borough of Bloom held. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Hloomlleld and unrounding vlclnllv. Calls In the country attended to proinptlv. Oillce In the room formerly occupied bv Dr. D. II. Sweeney, In the residence of II. V. Smith. Main street, New Bloonilield, Pa. ID 6m D K. H. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEOX DENTIST. New Ulooinlleld, Perry County, Pa. m oillce on" Main Street. South Side, nearly opposite the residence of Wrn. McKee. Everything belonging to the profession done In the bust manner. t,Ai.L Worn Wauiiant ed. Terms moderate. 28 W. R0WE, M. D. I'liy sicluu nnd Surgeon Dentist. OITlce near Itlxler's Mills, where all prolesslonal business will be promptly at fended to. Dental work or all kinds warraniedln price and quality. May 25. Mil. ly. LIGHT-RUNNING PEOPLE'S Sewing Machine. Tho reople'u Sewing Machine Is light running has simple tensions, a largo, easily, threaded shuttle winds the bobbin without running tho works of the macldno, and Is so simple In its construction that it is easily understood. AGENTS WANTED Where our sewing machines aro not repre sented, and wo offer the most liberal Induce ments, Send for Illustrated Circulars to the Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co., PHILADELPHIA, PA. 13 6m E STATU NOTTCK. Nolice is hereby given that letters of administration on the estate ol John Smith, latent Carroll twp.. Pony county. Pa., deceased, have been granted to the under signed, residing at SherinaiisUale, Perry Co., Pa. All parsous Indebted to said estate are request ed to make Immediate payment and those having claims will present them duly authenticated for settlemeutto CYRUS W. SMITH", . . ,. , - Administrator. AprllS, 1381. ' ATRUEiT0NIC a m r3 rv L. ,j .j .. r KINGSFORD'S OSWEGO PTr (1NGSFOF10.S CORN STARCH PUnEAIiOSILVER GLOSS STARCH For the Lnundry. I. the hcrt snd most ecotinnilcnl In the world. Is Hrlistlr pnro, I110 from A.-ids anil other fornicn Miilitiuice3 tlmt I11I111H Linen. Is stmngnrthnn anyotlier, renulring nniHi lii. nimn tllr 111 iHlng. Is utiI n.riii. s'ill. nt mid tliilshrs work altrKysthennmR. K 1 11 1". ford's PiilverixMirurnStnrrli lor I'nddlii-.'H. Illuno-Mnnao, dike. Ac.. I imrn mid 'Jeliraitn. Pn-fiTiilile to llcniuidn Armwrnnt. When fon nsk for Klngsfonl's Oswego plnn h. sop that you gut it, n.s inforior klnd.i nre ol'icn substituted. Sold htj nil flrit-rln.it Grown r.rrnnrlirre. T. KINGSFOItU A SDN'. Oswego, New Vjrk.' Jiinuary4,lSSl 6m Books! Books! 0 Gift Boohs, Children' 's Books, Blank BooJts, School Books, Bies! Testaments ! And all Kinds of Books AT BEACH'S Rook &Dnig Store. Stationery at Wholesale or Retail 0 O" Subscriptions taken for all News. papers anil Magazines. E. C. BEACH, Newport, Penn'a. YOU CAN BUY THE BLATCHLEY PUMP T'lilliipil.or nllh Copper, Porcrlli,or Iron 'l.tiitiiirii. Each one Penciled wilh my lmnic s maimlui'turer is wiirmntcd In materiHl and con Mruction. I'or fiiie by the best houses in tlio trade. If you do not know where to pot this pump, wriio to me as below, and I will send name of went lieureil you, who will supply you r.t my loe.t prices. CHAS. O. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer, 308 Market St, Philadelphia, Pa. -For sale by F. Mortimer, Near Bloomtleld, Pa. 22 Besj. F. Grafton. Stoht B. La do, HAi.nEUT E. Painb. Late (bmmi&iioner 0 litents. PATENTS. PAIXE, URA1T0N & LADD, lfionej5-af-oio ond Solicitor! of American unii irelpn Jatentt. o. 412 Firth Street, AVnisliliisrtoM, I. C. ' Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In the Patent Otttco. and in the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United states. Pamphlet sent fie ou receipt ol stamp for postage. 36 mm mm PI v V 'ifi, TKlNGSFOHD&SON Ki-ii' . jm. ISkj OSWEGO NY. llP8' 4 A Darkey's Sorrow. "If the town of Salem, In Massachu. setts," a!d Bob Iillllngsby, "thinks she has the onliest witches In this country, all I got to say about It is that she la simply mistaken. Now, there was old Brother McUraw and old Bister Hut ton'' Bob's story, lu short, was thus: Old Brother McGraw and old Bister Hutton were members of Philip's Bridge Church. Brother McOraw was a consistent member, but old Sister Hutton, to say the truth, was regarded somewhat as a heathen, and even addicted to witchcraft. A calf of Brother McQraw's, of uncom mon promise, dwindled In spite of un common pains, and Anally died, and the good man, persuaded in his mind that his neighbor, although a spiritual sister, had bewitched It, set out In his wrath for her house, and taklug her by the head, gave her a violent wrench. Sister Hut ton reported the case to the church ? and at the Conference one Saturday, Brother McGraw, being mildly remonstrated with, went so far as to say that he would have to think about It. The Moderator blandly suggested to him to withdraw for a few moments, retire into the woods, reflect, and pray over the matter. He did so. ' On returning, the Moderator and the bretheren were gratified to ob serve the cairn regret that was visible upon his countenance. This Moderator was a man of power, both as to Intellect and character. It was Silas Mercer. Then this dialogue ensued : Mr. Mercer: "Well, Brother McGraw, I see you've returned, and I think you've come to a just conclusion in the matter about which you have been re fleeting." He looked Inquiringly at the aged brother, and the aged brother an swered his inquiring look with meek silence. "I think you feel sorry, Broth er McGraw," suggested Mr. M., in a kindly, leading tone. "Yes. Brer Moderator," answered the aged brother, "wery sorry; I'm wery sorry." Yet there was some gruffness in his tone, which led the Moderator to doubt the nature of his regret. "Brother McGraw," baid he, "will you let the church know what sort of eorrow it is you feel 'i Is it a godly sorrow, Brother McGraw?" Then the aged brother lifted high hU head, looked the Moderator full in the face, and answered, l-Ircr Moderator, I'm sorry I'm wery sorry that I ' didn't break her neck." Editoh's DrtAWKit, in Harper's Magazine for August. What do You Say ? Our Professor, was discoursing on the subject of identity. He held up a jack knife and said, " If I should lose the ' blade of this knife, Mr. Higginbotham, and should have a new one put in pluce of it, this would still be the same knife, would it not, sir? "It would, sir," said Higginbotham. "And if I should then lose the handle and replace it, it would be the same?" "Certainly, tir." "Very' good," said the Professor, uud marked him ten. "Pofessor'.said I, "suppose now that I should find the first blade and the lirst handle and put them togeth er, what knife would that be ?" g"Up in Franklin, Venango county, Pa., Patrick M. was an honest, hard working Irishman, illiterate rather, but not Ignorant. He joined the Episcopal ' church, was confirmed and instituted the observance of family worship. His wife had been a school teacher, and of course,.was educated. One day Patrick was reading in Luke, I think, about Laz arus. He read while bis wife was listen ing: "And the beggar died, and was car ried by aigles Into Abraham's bosom." 'Not eagles, Patrick," said his wife, 'but angels." Patrick was always im patient of contradiction, so looking over his spectacles at his wife, be replied: "Do 111 the odds, Hetty, so long as he got there," and went on with his worship. tSflle was a printer, and he wentinto a millinery store to buy a breakfast cap for bis sUter. He stated his want and then fell to musing. "What kind of a cap would you wish ?" queried the love ly female that waited upon him. He roused himself from bis reverie and an- swered: "Nonpareil full-face italic cap." She had served a year in a printing-ofllce and she tumbled, so to speak. "Min ion 1" she exclaimed, "I know better; you want something primer." Then he smiled and said he would let the cap go and take an M brace ; where upon she blushed and said she would have to prove him first, after which she would have no objection to his locking up her form in his M brace. That finished the business. No cards.