THE TIMES, NEW 1.L00MFIKL1), PA., JULY 20, 181. rtillalelh hi Adrertlsemenls. Jloady Mixed Taints ! TUCAS HEADY MIXED PAINTS ! nowatek.no chemicals, no benzine, BUT A PUR Olli IAIBTT. HEADY FOR USE. Namplo Cards. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF tFAlST BENT BY MAIL. IT IS PUT ON LIKE other paint, made WITH LKAI AND OIL. VIZ: NICELY BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TRY IX, And Yon Will Frove II to be the Rest Liquid l'alut In the Market. JOHN IAJCA.S Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTUKEUS OF Swiss and Imperial French Ureen, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c jgr For Bamplo Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Bloomtleld, l'a., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER&SWEARINGEN' Successors to SHAFFNER.ZIEGLER&CO.. Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, CSloves, Ilibbous, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety ol TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Stroet. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GIIOCERS, No. 503 MARKET BTLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., . BOOXSELLESS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. UMMt HOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order, Kos. 533 Market and 62? Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. fr. ALSO. Publishers of Sanders' New Head ers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, etc. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, WHOLESALE Hardware House, ' No. 025 Market Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS, GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, la. QRAYBILL & CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., And a line Assortment of WOOD ana WILLOW WARS, No. i20 Market street, above 4th, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gAMU EltOMBER G ER" WITH HI HUM?, SCOTT afc .. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOX1IH, Oltou tV Woolen lii.lii.Ar. No. 333 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as large a stock a can be found ;in the city, and at the LOWEST CASH PKICEH. should give m a call. . All mull order snail receive prompt atten tion, Hiulctre will be tiiKeit tu till tlieni to as to give sal Isfactioii. AiiRiir ;tl, lssu.tt. WAIN WRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North Kast Corner ot 2nd and ArchStreet, Philadelphia Penn'a. J. S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLESALE ' BOOT AND SHOE A It K HOUSE, Bi;i MAHKKT STHEKT, Philadelphia, Penn'a. H ALL, SHENK & CO., 405 407 Market Street, Philadelphia. Hid Stand of Barcrort &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN rI.Y GOODS, Jauuary 1 last. T H E SPRING-FIELD SEWING MACHINE. Itest In (he World. The nmmractiuers of the SPRINGFIELD are aware that. In order to meet the critical and economical demands of the times, the machine must possess a combination of mechanical excel lences, making It superior to anv of Its prede cessors, and at the same time be offered at a price that will place it within the means of all. Fully realizing the force of these conditions, they oiler the Springfield, contldent that it will liultlll every requirement that can be expected of a first class family and manufacturing machine. Kvery Machine Is warranted perfect in construc tion. In case any of the pirts prove defective, when machine Is used for family purposes, within live years from date or purchase, the manufactur ers will replace such detective part without charge. This does not apply to needles, shuttles, or bobbins. Made by THE SPRINGFIELD Sewing Machine Company, 13 Cm SPRINGFIELD, MASS. ' Bow flrni-i'liuw :icur.!on Tickets, (ran ( nlcao ivnt loonl point-,, to DEN. XDKv,9SIjOHAD0 HPRINOB, anil PUEBLO, AND RETUJIN, by hi (lil Mrrriir.xT hoi-trs, nt Wnlur. fully low rate. TIip-p tlr k.'t. will be rood ffotntf west within tlftenn IIS) day fi-otn il.to of wUiv .ml to return umll Oi tobrr a I at folluwinir. llillmnn Palace Cars nri m by Oil f'oninany from CHICAGO u COtTNCIL IILTJI'PS. TOPEKAand KANSAS CIT V, fonnlwr a linn with Imt ono chnntro of oars to DENVER anil FUEliLO. Dlulnv Oar are ut taclit! to all throuirh train., in which niralucanbe obtained at Uio reatwa able price of fertility -five ceute. For rates, further Information, and elocant Map of Uuittd fctuts ireo, address, J. O. A. BEAN, Oen'lEatteniAg., 817 Broartway.NewYork.ond 306 ashimjton St., lioatou, Mass. 21L33. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MOllTIMEIt, Xew liloom field. JACOB STRICKLER, PH. G. U Dealer In Pure and Reliable Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Toilet and Fancy Articles, Fine Perfumes, etc. Tobacco and Clears, lllank Rooks and Stationery. Prescriptions specialty. Stoke Two doors Fast of the Big Spring. BlooiuUeld, May 8, lWL BROWN'S i p n y o i SURE i APPETISER s Is rv n r i 1 UOX HITTERS nro highly recommended for nil diseases requiring n. f-pl-lilht nml nflioto,,, l...it. -..n..t..l 1 j.' . 1 ... 5 m l.' cnjn-uiun jmjyemton, jnjmmnn, lmcrwWtnt X F PciKrn, Wunt of Appchte,Lo of btrcngth.Lafik nf Encij,ete, Enriches fho hlootl. 2 strcnjrl hens l lio iniisclcs,nntl jrl vos new life to tlie nerves. They ntt like a charm a cUviW:-amzr.raim Tnttinn the Food,' r. irhi n.limlnthc,SiomnchJlnrtburn,rtc. Tho only Iron Preparation I not, blacken tlii teeth or plvo lieadiulie. Sold by . nil dniCTists. Wriio for tlm A H C Honk (32 pp. of useful nml ntnuslnir n-nd-A ing) ncntrec, DROWN CHEMICAL CO., Daltlmorc, Md. Professional Cards. CHAS.J.T.McfNTIKK, Aftorney-at Law . New Hloomlleld. Perry co.. Pa. -All profesioiinlhiisluesspromptlyaiidfalth fullyattended to. 3 2 1 v. JOHN CALVIN WALI.IS, Attoini-y-at La w and District Attoi iii-v. New ItloomllHld. Perry Co.. Pa. l-()lllcn over Mul l liner's new Mont. All leKal buslne- ii-initly uud carefully liausactud. May 4, lSS '. JE. .1 UN KIN, Attorney at-Law, New HiooiiiiIhIiI. Perrv c0., Pa. -OIHe Nexl door to the resldence'of .ludue Jiinkln. 4,'itl JEWlS DOTTJCIt. "" " . ATTOItNKV AT LAW. NEW H LOOM Fl ELD, PER It Y CO.. PA. "Claims promptlv secured collected VVrltlngsand all legal business caiefnllyattetid ed to. a yi CHARI'.SH. SMILKY. Attornevat Law. New lilonmllrlil, Pcrrv Co. Pa. -OIUc! 'wo doors east of Joseph Smith's Hotel. (August 2, 1872 WM. A.SI'ONSLER, Attorney-at-Law. Ofllce adjoining his residence, on East Main street, New liloom Held. Perryco.. Pa. -32 ly WM. N. SEIHEUT, Attorney nt Law, New lllooinlleld, Perryco.. Pa. Bloomllold. 3 33 1v. LEWIS POTTER, notaky public. New Bloom. Held. Perry Co., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certitled. will also take depositions to be ret.d In auvcourt In the United States. 7 lOly OHAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtleld. Perry CO., Pa .Onice on high street. North side, nearly op positethe Presbyterian Church. 8 21y M, L. LIGGETT. Attohmbt-at-Law, Newport, I'erry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and carelul attention to all busi ness mutters committed to his care. Ms. Olllce, No. an North Second Street. Newport. April 2? 1878. DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Physician and Surgeon, mw Olllce In residence on Main Street, New Bloomtleld. Pa. CHRONIC DISEASES TREATED. IS tf 7 SUNDYJvLD. U Fiiysicliin anil Sttrgooii. A frradiiate of Cleveland Medical College. Located pei'inaiientlv In the borough of Bloom. Held. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomlield and Mirionndlng vicinity. Calls In the country attended to promptly. Olllce in the room formerly occupied by Dr. D. H. Sweeney, in the residence of II. W. Smith. Main street, new Bloomtleld, Pa. 1!) 6m D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, New Bloomlield, Perry County, Pa. Olllce on Main Street, South Side, nearly opposite the resilience of Win. McKee. Everything belonging to the profession done in the best milliner. 3i-Ai.l Wohk Wahkant ed. Terms moderate. 28 W. ROWE, M. D. Physician anil Surgeon Dentist. Olllce near Blxler's Mills, where all prolesslonnl business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warraiiledln price and quality. May 25. '8D.ly. PEOPLE'S Scwiiiff Machine Tho Feople'H newlnir Mnohlne is light runnlnp hrta simple tcnslor.3, a largo, easily threaded shuttle wiuda tho bobbin without running tho works of the machine, and Is to Blmple in Its construction that it Is easily understood. AGENTS WANTED Where our sewing machines are not repre sented, and we offer the most liberal Induce ments. Send for Illustrated Circulars to the Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co., PHILADELPHIA, PA. " 13 0m . , IPSIAI K NOT IC'K. Notice Is hereby given Li that letters of administration on the estate of John Smith, lateof Carroll twp.. Perry county. Pa., deceased, have been granted to the under signed, residing at Shermausdale, Perry Co., l'a. All persons Indebted to said estate are request ed to make Immediate payment and those having claims will present them duly authenticated for settlement to . , CYRUS W. SMITH, Administrator. AprlI8.1S81. BlP a -I AlTRUEiTONIC n pi If KINGSFOIWS uSVVEGD OSWEGO CORN STARCH PMDSILVER GLOSS STARCH Fortho Laundry. Is the host nnd most ecnnnmlonl In tlm world. In imrnVHv f,urs doe from Acids ami othiT forrlffti iilwinni'M Hint Injure Linen. Is truiiRPr than any other, rcqulrltii ninth li quan tity in using. Is uniform. sii..ns nml finishis work alwnvsthesantc KlnirsronPa Piilvcriznl CornStnn h for Piidilines, Illnnn-Miinve, Cake. Ac. in pure nml li'lifiiti. Pn-renililn to Mornnnln Arrowroot. Wliou you ask for KlngsfimPs Oswoko Slnrrh, that voh t It, nn inferior kinds arc often suhsliluud. Sc-hl hif H flrtt-chiM Orncer.i cvrnuvhrrt. T. KINUSFORD A SOX. Oswego, Now Vjrk. January 4.18S1 6m Books! Books! o Gift Books, Children's Books, Blank Books, School Books, ! And all Kinds of Books AT BE A CIVS Rook & J)rug Store. Stationery at Wholesale or Iletail f3" Kubscriptionu taken for all News, papers and Magazines. E. C. BEACH, Newport, Penn'a. YOU CAN BUY THE BLATCKLEY PUMP lTn1 Innl ,rr with Coppr, Porcrlnln.nrlron I'lniiijiH. Karh ouu Kiuni'ilcd Willi my nmue as manulucturcr is warranted in material and con struction. For alo ly the bet houses in tho trade, if you do not know where to get this pump, writo to me as below, aiul I will mini inline of agent nearest you, who will supply you et lny lowcit prices. CHA8. O. ELATCHXEY, Manufacturer, 308 Market St., Philadelphia, Fa. For sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomtleld, Pa. 22 Bbnj. F. Grafton. Stout B. Lado, Halbrrt E. Painb. nfe Cbi;iiisaoiier uj patent PATENTS. j PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD, I Jttnrnfitta.fi. f.ntn i,,f alltltnm i i,nt.- onrf foreign PutenU. No. 412 Firth Street, WaBliinfrtoii, 1). C. Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In the Patent ontco, and in the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlet sent free ou receipt of stamp for postage. 36 i 'ivn Vihi l'H:lt Hi k 'jj OSWEGO NY. fj BiMes Tes aienis . J:2 mmmmm, C-jT A basket of onions will not bold water, because It Is full of leeks. f3T " When will there be only twenty five letters in the alphabet?" asked a bachelor teacher. " When U and I It made 1," answered a young lady pupil. tW Bchoolmnster to new scholar: "Now, my boy, be Industrious. lie member, what you have once learut no body can take away from you." New boy: "Yes, sir; but It'll be just the same if I don't learn anything at all. I'd like to know whnt anybody could take from me then I" Political Ingratitude. " I tell you what It Is," said GuiTey, a Ban Frauulsco ward politician, hammer ing on the bar In a terrible rage, "If this sort of thing keeps on, the party won't have the shadow of a show next election, mark my words." " Wot's the matter nowV" yawned the barkeeper. " Why, after all I've done for the gang, and after shinning around the City Hall for two mouths, waiting for :uy "poslah," what yer suppose they've done to me V". "Dunno;left you out In the cold, mebbe." " Worse than that. After promising positively that I should Lave a berth lu the Assessor's olllce, they actually gave me a postsh- where I'll have to work I" And the bystanders shuddered with sympathy, as the betrayed and outraged victim of political Ingratitude swallowed his four fingers of rye, with his face like a graveyard. Josh Billings Experience. Yes, I have finally cum to theconclu. sion that lager beer Is a harmless tem perance beverage, and at least Is not in toxicating. In proof of this I have been told by a German who said he drunk it all nite long, just to try the experiment, and was after all obliged to go to bed en tirely sober In the morning. I have seen this same man drink eighteen or twenty glasses, and If he was drunk it was in German, and nobody could un derstand it. It is proper enuir to state that this man kept a lager beer saloon, and so he could have no object in stating what was not strictly true. I believe him to the full extent of my ability. T .i-nu 1... 1 i. i ,. r 1.. jl iicvci uiuun uuh luico giasaca 11 ia&- er in my life, and that made my head ontwlst as tho it was hungon the end of a string, but I was told it was owing to my bile being out of place ; and I guess that It was so, for I never biled over wus than I did when I got home that nite. My wife thot I was goln to die, and I was afraid I shouldn't, for it seemed as tho everything I had eaten in my life was coming to the surface; and if my wife hadn't pulled off my boots just as she did, I believe that they would have cum thundering up too. That wus 14 years ago, O, how sick I wus ! I can taste It now. I never had so much experience in so short a time in all my life. If any man shud tell me that lager beer was not intoxicating, I might be lieve him ; but if he should tell me that my stummick was not out of order, I should ask him to state over a few. words just how a mau felt and acted when it was. I wasn't drunk that nite, but I had. some ov the most natural sintums thata man ever had and kept sober. In the first place it was about 80 rods from where I drank the beer to ml house, and I was over two hours on the road home, and a bole busted through . each one of my pantaloon neez, and didn't hav on any hat, and tried to open the door by the bell pull and hiccupped awfully and saw everthin' In the room trying to get round on the backside of me, and, sitting down on a chair I did not wait long enough for it to get exact ly under me, when it wuz going round, and I set down a leetle too soon and so missed the chair about twelve inches, and couldn't get up soon enough to take the next one that came along. My wife sed I wuz as drunk as a beast awl that nite, aud, az I sed before, I began to spin up things freely till I finally got on one of the beds as it came round and slept it off. If lager beer is not intoxicating it used me almighty mean, that I know. Still I hardly think that lager beer iz in toxicating, for I hav been told so; and I am probably the only man living who ' ever drank eny when his liver was not plumb. I don't want to say anything against a harmless temperance beverage, but if ever I drink eny more, it will be with ml hands tied behind and ml mouth pried open.