r TILE TIMES, NEW BL00MF1EL1), PA.. JUNE 21. 1881. RAILROADS. PHILADELPHIA AND READING R. R. A.RKANKEMENT OF P ABB ENG ENTRAINS May 29th, 1801. Trains Leave Ilarrlsbitrg as Follows : For New York via Allentown, at 8.08 a. m. nl 1,45 p. in. . , . For New Voik via Philadelphia and "Bound Brook Koine," H.W) R.t a. in. and 1 .43 p. m. For Philadelphia, at 0.3), 8.05, 11.50 a. 1-45 and 4.00 p. in. . . , .. For leading, at b.20, 6.30, 8.05. 9.50 a. m., 1.45, 4.1K, and fuw p. in. . . . KorPottsvllle. at r.fll. 8.05, 9.50 a. m. and 4.00 &. m., and via ttclmylklll and Susquehanna ranch at2.4o p. m. For Auburn, at 8.10 a. in. For Allentown, at MIO, 8.05, S.oua. in., 145 aud ''The 'h'M a. m. and 1.45 p. m. trains have through cars for isew V'ork. via Allentown. SUNDAYS t For Allentown and Way Stations, at 5 20 a. m. For Heading, J'hlldelapliia, anil Way Stations, at 1.45 p. in. TraUia Lputc for Hanlsburg ns Follows t Leave Now York via Allentown, 8 16 a. m . 1.00 and 5 30 p. in. Leave New York via "Hound Brook Itout e. "and Philadelphia at 7.45 a. m., 1.30,4.00, ;mid o.SO p. in. arriving u HuitImoui'k, l.u, 8.2u, 0 2u p. in., and 12j?eav'e"'l'll 'delpliln. at 9.45 a. in., 4.00 , f. 50 and M5 p in. Leave roiisvllle.fi.no. 9,10 a. in. and 4.40 p. in. Leave Heading. iU4.uO, 7.30,11.50 a. in., 1.3i ,0.15, 7.60 and 10.35 p, in. Leave P.itisville viiiSclmvlklll and Susquehanna Branvh, 8.15 a. in., and 4 4ii p. in. Leave Allentown, at li.UO, 9.0u a. m., 12.10, 4.30, and 9.00 p. in. SUNDAYS : Leave New York, at 5 so p. in. Leave Philadelphia, at. 7.45 p. in. Leave Heading, at 7 3a. m. and 10.35 p. m. Leave Allentowu. at 9.05 p. in. BALDWIN MtAXCH. Leave HARRIflBOBO for Paxton, Lochlcland 8teelton dully, except Sunday, at 5.25. 6 40, 9.3? a. in., and 2.00 p. m dally, except Saturday and Sunday, at 5.33 p. in., and on Saturday only, 4.45, 6.10, 9.30 p. in. Returning, leave HTE ELTON dally, except Sunday, at H.10,7.00. 10.00a. in.. 2.20p. tin dally, except Saturday and Hunilay, 6.10 p. m., aud on Saturday only 6.10,6.30, 9,5np. in. J. E. YVOOTTEN, Gen. Manager. CO. Hancock, General Passenger aud Ticket Agent. HE MANSION HOUSE, New BloomAeld, Penu'a., GEO. F. ENSMINGER, Proprietor. HAVINGleased this property and furnished It la a comfortable manner, task a share of the public patronage, and assure my friends who stop with me that every exertion will be niade to render their stay pleasant. f A careful hostler always In attendance. April 9, 1878. tf 1 IIH.III srest o, .k. V n M m . -m I mm.-rym mm I 1 Battle Creek. Michigan. MaKCTAOTUHEBS OV IHB OKLX GEKDUTB THRESHERS. Traction and Plain Engines and Horse-Powers. Moat Complete Tnraher Factory ! 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Van iMi'en Nurserlaa, established 1839. Also Htoclt at Wholesale. 1 tilt Kit Goods ard Notions, Borne new ar J rivals, Clicnp. F. MOBTIMEK, (aw . 1 1 1 w mm A Very Bad Chap. THERE Is a man In town who Is a remarkable mluilc, sinner, antl mischief-maker, and we rmrpoae telling our readers, In a confidential way, of a wicked and outrageous trouble be caused at a campraeetlng last summer. As everybody lias not been to camp meeting, It may be well to slate Just what a camptneetlng Is. A campmeet ing Is a place where folks gather together to wrestle with a long-tailed, split-hoofed, horned old gentlemau.who, Jack Milton says, carries a lance as big as a mast. This mimic at camp last summer looked about with much wonder; he saw delicate women, who were com fortably situated at home and never stirred out of doors during falling weather, paddling around lu the rain and mud and quite delighted. He saw folks who had means and knew what good living was, satisfied with half cooked corn, stale eggs, watered milk, strong bacon, and straw beds. He saw happy and healthy children forced to sleep lu damp tents and thus booked for the pneumonia. He heard more gossip In one short week and saw more bad feeling engendered thereby than he could hear aud see in a month at the springs or on an ocean steamer. But while he saw and heard, the Evil One was working in him. There was a good woman In camp, who had a large tent and many callers nightly, and no husband she was a widow-Mrs. Bwilliri. It was raining and several mtddle aged widows, maidens, and married women were listening to a tea-kettle singing over a spirit-lamp in Mrs. Hwil-' lln's tent, about 10 o'clock one night, and Mrs. Bows said to Mrs. Bplllin : "Do you know, ma'am, what makes It always rain at campnleetlng time V" " Spite." "Spite? How can that be?" " Why, It's Vernier's doings, the orful sinner." " Why does he do it, ma'am 1"' "Because he's a Piscopallan. He'd do wuss than that If he could he'd make It rain fire and brimstone but he dou'tdare. Did you hear Dr. Crumbs to-day V" " Beautiful I And when he held his hand in front of him this way, aud raised his eyes so, he looked heavenly. Poor man. He's too good for this world ; they say he has hem rages," said Mrs. Bows. " I know it," said Mrs. Swilllu," but I wouldn't blame him for dying. If I was as ready as him I'd like to go ; and then his wife ain't no sort of help to him. Did you see her a sitting down and just looking at him in the deadest kind of a way when we was all crying over his sermon '( I tell you that she ain't got no sympathy. Poor man I Ho looks so much like Mr. Swiliin. If she had the hemrages, he might get a wife worthy of himself some day." Mrs. Brooks here broke In, "Mrs. Swilllu, have you heard Dr. Team ?' " Yes, ma'am, but his wife's sister married a Catholic, aud the first thing we'll have the Pope of Rome for Presi dent, and we'll have to kiss his toe, and such an inquisition we'll have in this country was never seen nowhere else. I wouldn't fall in line and kiss his toe to save him I'd die first." " But indeed, ma'am," said Mrs. Todd, " I went to school with her, and Bhe was a good girl, and she is a good woman." " No doubt of that, ma'am," replied Mrs. Swiliin. "Nothing more could have been expected of her, from what I've heard. Her father was a plumber and joined the Baptist Church Just because he wauted the Job to build a papistry for the hard shells in the city. Of all people I do think the Baptists is the' most bigoted. I know one man that belongs to that church that is web footed and forces his family to sleep in his bathroom, and he won't allow them any pleasure only at a water-cure." "Have you heard Brother Suufiln, Mrs. Swiliin V" asked Miss Bane, a maiden woman of about fifty. " Indeed I have, Miss Bane, and he's splendid," replied Mrs. Swiliin. " He does me more good," said Miss Bane, " than any preacher I ever did hear, and then when he brushes hia long hair back and commences his paroyations in the first part of his ser mons, I always think that he's speaklu' right at my poor heart, and I take so' much comfort." Inasmuch as Miss Bane had wailed patiently for thirty years for some one to speak to her poor heart, Brother Snuflln's sermons were comforting, no doubt. Now, during ail this chat the mimlo was outside the tent listening to It with much relish. He cleared his throat, and then,' imitating the voice of Brother Team most wonderfully, he said: "I say Snuflln, is Crumbs willing y" "Cer tainly," said he, Imitating Suuflln's voice, "but don't talk to loud; some of these people may be awake." "Oh, awake, the devil," said he In Team's voice ; "there ain't a light In a lent but this old gal's, Mrs. Swiliin. But she's abed and asleep; she always keeps her light aburnlng. I tell you, Snuffin, that we've got Just as much right to have a little pleasure as other people. You beat me Inst night and won my money fair, but I'll bet you that I'll wax you before morning. It's awfully monotonous up here, and we would have died If I hadn't brought my cards along. " To be sure," continued he, In a marvelous Imitation of Snuflln's voice, "and the Presiding Elder Is coming up aud then we can make It four-handed ; d n a three-handed game, anyhow, and I ain't going to play with the joker, either." " Certainly not," he said In Team's voice, "and when will this Infernal old camp break up V" "Not till next week," he said In Suuflln's voice, "and that's just our luck we'll miss the races In town." And he moved away. To say that the ladies in the tent were thunderstruck when they heard their beloved brothers talk thus, would ex press it but tamely. They were par alysed with Indignation and wonder. They would fain believe it a dream or themselves mistaken, but they could not. They could not shake off the hideous reality. Every one of them had heard every word distinctly, and they were perfectly familiar with the voices of Brothers Snuffin and Team. While they looked at each other, com pletely dazed, and fast losing all faith In human nature, the mimic came behind the tent again, and, in the voice of Brother Crumbs, as though talking to himself, said : " Brothers Team and Snuflln have gone ahead. .They're a bloody pair of sons of guns.and swindled me last night, but I'll get even with them yetl" Aud he moved away again. Mrs. Swiliin at last recovered suffl- rclently to Bpeak: "Merciful Fathers! Did you hear that 5"' "Indeed I did, Mrs. Swiliin," said Miss Bane, "but men are all alike I Just to think that them men could preach and pray so fine, and roll up their eyes and fool us wlmln, and then' gamble at night I What ought we to do V" " Do !" said Mrs. Bows ; "do I Why we ought to report it to the Presiding Elder." " What good would that do J"' asked Mrs. Swiliin, "he's wuss than any of tbem. Didn't you hear that owdaclous wretch say that the Presiding Elder was to make it four-handed t" " Lors a mercy, yes." "And that miserable monster say I was an old gall Old gal, am I! Oh, the hippercrlt I Many's the good dinner he's eat at my house, and whenever he wanted a little sumthing for the orgln or the kire or anything like that, he'd come round Mr. Swiliin in the softest kind of way and say it was for the Lord. The Lord, indeed 1 How do we know but what he wanted it to play cards with V He's been mighty kind to me since Mr. Swiliin died, too, but my eyes is opened now; he wants my money." Mrs. Todd, who had sat speechless with amazement during this time, here found her tongue: "If I hadn't aheard it from their own Hps, an angel right down couldn't have made me believe it. It '8 the most dreadful thing I ever found out yet perfectly dreadful, and I don't care who it hurts, I'm just going to tell everybody all about it." " So am I," said Mrs. Swiliin. "And I, too," said all the rest. " Certainly," said Mrs. Swiliin. " It's a duty we owes to the church and to ourselves. Don't let's have any wolves in sheeps clothing." And the good women spread it most industriously to the tremendous damage of the Presiding Eder, and Brothers Team, Snuflln, and Crumbs, and retri bution has not overtaken the mimic yet, but he'll receive his punisment In time. Found Their Match. JESSE LEE, one of the first Meth. odist preachers in New England, was a man who combined unresisting energy and tenderness of sensibility with an extraordinary propensity to wit. " Memorials of Methodism," gives the following specimen of Lee's bonhommie: As he was riding on horseback one day, between Boston and Lynn, he was overtaken by two young lawyers, who kuew that he was a Methodist preacher, and were disposed to amuse themselves somewhat at his expense. Saluting him, they entered into a conversation something like the following ; " I believe you are a preacher, siry" said the first lawyer. " Yes, I generally pass for one," re plied Lee. " You preach very ofteu, I suppose," continued the first lawyer. "Generally every day, frequently twice or more," answered the preacher. "How do you find time to study when you preach so often V" Inquired the second lawyer. " I study when riding, and read when resting," was the answer. "But do you not write jour ser mons V asked the first one. " No, not very often," replied Lee. " Do you not make mistakes In preach ing extemporaneously V" said the second lawyer. " I do sometimes," he replied. "How do you do then?" asked the second lawyer. "Do you correct theni?" "That depends," said Lee, "upon the character of the mistake. I was preaching the other day, and I quoted the text, 'AH liars shall have their part in the lake that burnetii with brim stone,' and by mistake I said, 'AH law yers shall have their part" "What did you do with that?" said the lawyer, interrupting him. "Did you correct it V" " Oh, no, indeed," answered Lee. " It was so nearly true I didn't think It worth while to correct It." " Humph 1" said one of them, (with a hasty and Impatient glance at the other) "I don't know whether you are the more knave or fool." " Neither," quietly replied Lee, turn ing at the same time his mischievous eyes from one to the other, " I believe I am just betwen the two!" Finding they were measuring wit with one of its masters, and xcessl vely mor tilled at their discomfiture, the knights of the blue-bag rode ahead, leaving the victor to solitude and his own reflections. A Woman's Mistake. SLIMMER was going to Reading the other day, and when he reached the depot he happened to look into the ladies' room. A woman sat there with a lot of baggage and three children, and when she taw Slimmer she immediately rushed at him and before he could defend himself she flung her arms about liis neck, nestled her head upon his breast, and burst into tears. Slimmer was amazed, indignant, dumbfounded, but ere he could find utterance for his feelings she exclaimed : "Oh, Henry! dear Henry, we are united at last. Are you well ? Is Aunt Martha still alive ? Haven't you longed to see your own Louisa V And she looked into Slimraer's face and clung to him and smiled thro' her tears. "If I am the person alluded to as ' Henry,' permit me to say that you have made a mistake. My name is Lemuel ; I have no Aunt Martha, and I don't know a solitary Louisa. Oblige me by letting go my coat; it excites remark." Then she burled her bonnet into his waistcoat, and began deeper to cry harder than ever, and Bald, "Oh, Henry how can you treat me so ? How can you pretend that you are not my hus band y " Madam," screamed Slimmer, "if you don't cease sopping my shirt bosom and remove your umbrella from my corns, I shall be compelled to call the police. Let me go, I say." " The children are here," she persist ed; "they recognize their father don't you children '"' " Yes, yes," they exclaimed, " it's our dear pa." And then they grappled Slimmer by the trouser leg and hung to his coat tail. " Woman," he shrieked, "this is get ting serious. Unhand me, I say." And he tried to disengage himself from her embrace while all the brakemen and the baggage-master said his conduct was Infamous. In the midst of the Btruggle a stranger eutered with a carpet-bag. He looked exactly like Slimmer and when he saw his wife in Summer's arms he became excited and floored Slimmer with the carpet-bag, and sat on him and smote his nose and caromed on his head,, and asked him what he meant. Slimmer was removed home on a stretcher, and the enemy went olF with his wife in a cab. His wife made the mistake because of summer's likeness to him. Aud now Slimmer wishes he may soon be kicked in the face by a mule, so that he will resemble no other human beiag on earth. Renew Your Lease. There are times in every ones life when energy fails and a miserable feel ing comes over them, often mistaken for laziness. Danger lurks In these symptoms, as they arise from impure blood or diseased organs. Medical ad vice is expensive and often unsatisfacto ry. Parker's Ginger Tonic will renew your lease of health and comfort because it restores perfect activity to the Stom ach, Liver and Kidneys, and purities the blood, as men and wonieu restored to robust health testify in almost every neighborhood. See adv. Advocate. ii24t JTFor the delicate and complicated dilllcultles peculiar to the female con stitution, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegta ble Compouud is the sovereign remedy. It aims at the cause, and produces last, ing results. Send to Mrs. Lydla E. Piukham, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for pamphlets. l.'5-t. 61st Annual Meeting of the Classls of Zlon, The Clal of Zion of th Itfnrmd Cnurnh la tbe United Ststes, Putomiu Sy nod, embrace within Its terrltury tbe coun ties of York, Adams, Cumberland and Perry, It I a dtlegited body In which em psitorsl chsre U represented by a ministerial and lav delegate. There are wllblo Its bounds 29 pastoral charpeii, em bracings membership of oer 10,001) com municants Tbis clais confened in Annual 8esiions In Trinity Reformed Church, at tbis place, on lat Thursday evening, June tbe lib, nd was opened b? sermon from the r tlrln President, lt. A. Spsngler of York, Pa. At the conclusion of tbe sermon tbe Claasis was organized by electing tbe Rev. Henry Hilbisb, of Hanover, Pa . President; Elder Charles A. Shalis, of York, Pa., Treasurer j Kef. Prof. Walter E. Kerbs of Llttleatnwn, Pa., Cor. Sec'y. Tlie Rev. W. R. H. Deatrich, of Mechsnicsburg, Is the Stated Clerk. Twenty eight ministers and twenty six elders responded to their names at roll call. On Friday morning the President an- nnilhpafl ttiii ll.ll.il ll.nHinB unmitilltiu nm - - - " . . p, iviuuinnv. na follows : 03 Minutes of Pynod -Rets. D.N. Ditt mar, D. U. WollTand Eider 8. P. Young. On Minutes of Classis-Revs. W. R. U. Deatrich, F. 8. Liodamsn and Elder Solo mon Swartz Oa Overtures and Correspondence. Revs. A. H. Kremer, D. P., George E Addams, A. J. Heller and Elder Dr. J. DeUlnger sod S. R. Weaver. On Examination and L'cenure. Revs. M . Kleffer, D. D , W. F. Colliflower, I. 8. Weis.D. D.snd Elders 8. Wolff and 8 Crist. Oa State of Religion and Statistics. Revs. A. Wanner, D. P , A. Spaogler, 8. F. Laury and E ders J. Garrett end G. Brodbeck. On Finance Revs. J. O Miller, P. D., Garver Williams sod Elder Tbo'e P. Hack ett and John llager. On Religious 8;rvices Rva. J. Kretz ing, H. T. Spangler, Reuben Rnbauter and Elders George W. Meek and Wm. Julius. '1'be reading of the Parochial and Statis tical reports consumed the sessions on Fri day. Etch pastor rada a report on (he state of religion and morals nitbin tbe bounds of his pastoral charge, when tbe el der of tbe charge is called on to give an swer to certain questions propounded to bim by tbe President of the Clatsis. Tbe order of business on Saturday morn ing session eras tbe consideration of tbe re port on tbe raindtes of ClassU, which wss taken up item by item for adoption. Among tbe many items considered was one on Sun day school work. Tbe CU'b'u is divided into three Sunday school convention dis tricts known as York, Adams and Cumber land and Perry.- These contend ms have seoarate superintendents, who call the meet ings and preside over tbem. Tbe superin tendents are appointed annually, those of last year being tbe Reva. Aaron Spaogler, John Kretzing and John Ault. Tbe committee on religious services sub mitted tbe following report, which was re ceived snd adopted: Trinity Reformed Choreh, EloomQnld Friday evening : Sermon by Kev. W. V. Lefever. Satur day afrernonn ; Rirmnii hv Hav. ft. M. Minklnv. Saturday evening Sunday School addresses by Kers. Prof. Krebs, Driesbaoh and Hetlman. Ban day morning: Sermon by Rev. Dr, Kremer. Sun day afternoon : Children's meeting Addresses by Revs. Sr. Xeiffer, Adams and Lindaman, Sunday evening Missionary meeting : Addresses by Revs. I)r. Wanner, Dr. Zieber and itilbUh. Presbyterian Church Sunday morning: Ser mon by Rev. Dr. M. Keiffer. M. E. Charoh Sunday morning : Sermon by Rev. A. F. Drietbaoh, Landisburg Charge St. Peter's eharoh, Sunday, Rev. Hilbiah ; in lliottsburg, Rev. Wolff. Duncanoon Charge Dellville Sunday: Bev, Ditt mar. Newport Sunday evening : Rev. Lefever. Two papers were adopted, during tbe see-' sion oo Monday morning, petitioning the Potomac Synod to constitute three Claesia out of the present Classia, to be known as the Zion, Carlisle, and Gettysburg. Tne Committee on Minutes submitted their report, which wss ordered to be taken up item by item, lor adoption. One of these items led to tbe adoption of a resolution commending the Mission st Washington, P. O, to tbe sympathy of the pastoral charges of ibis Clsssis, Pending tbe adoption of the report of tbe Committee on Division of certain pastoral charges in York county and tbe formation of New ones, tbe Classis adjourned to con vene in tbe afternoon at 1 J o'clock. Tbe repoit under discussion at tbe close of tbis morning's session was adopted ss a whole, but not without some earnest and el oquent discussion. Rev. Dr. Wanner gave notice to tbe Classisof s Complaint before lbs Synod. The Classis appointed tbe Rev. Pr. William K Zieber snl William F. Colli flower to defend its action befjre that body. Tbe Committee on Finsnce reported tbe financial condition of tbe Classis to be good. Clsssis expended for local objects, during tbe year, $26,539, and for general benevo lence $3,450. A minute was adopted by a rising vote itb respest to tbe lamented death of the Rsv. John Ault. The (aMore are requested to preach during the year on tbe evils of intemperance. Tne report on tbe state of religion and morals was read, and shows an encouraging aspect of things. Tbe uaual resolution of thanks waa unan imously tendered to the Pastor loci, tbe members of ths church, and the many good friends who so kindly and hospitf bly enter tained the members of Classis during its sessions. Tbe Classis adjourned to meet in Trinity Reformed church, at York, Pa., on Tuesday morning before Trinity Sunday, May SU'.b, 1S82, st 10 o'clock. Tbe following preamble and resolutions were adopted on Monday : Wberkas, It is a well known fact that what U known as speculative life inauranoa prevails to a great extent over the territory embraced to this Ciastis, and, whereas, sueh butiness is, and ean be only evil la its character and influence, leading in many safes te murder in heart, and in some sec tions to murder in deed, and, whereas, it is known that some members of our churches are engagtd in this corrupt and tl business; therefore, Jlnolvd, That this Classis warn all its members against engaging in this nnlawfnl traffic HetoheJ, That the pastors of this Classis b re quested to read there resolutions from their pul pits, and to make such further deliveranoMagainit tbis infamons business as they in their judgment may deem best.