8 THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELI), PA., MAY 21, 1881. Funiielflner'8 Adventure In a Well. George Fumlelgner, a Willinmsburgh Gevmnn, found himself in Paterson on Saturday night last week, without money. At it threatened to rain, he rambled about the suburbs, and came across what he sup- ' posed to be an old ahed back of the Orphan Asylum at Handy Hill. It proved to bo a long uuused well, about VO feet deep, and Mr. Fundcigner aiiddouly found himself at the bottom of it. Being unable to get out, he yelled for assistance. The old well is near a grave yard, and several persona who hoard the yells on that stormy night ran home convinced that It wai something su ' peruatural. One woman rushed into her kitchen pale as death, throwing her market basket'down on the floor, vowed to her husbaud that she would never as long as aha lived, pass that grave-yard at night. Finally some one who heard Fundeiuger'a groans informed Policeman Bailey, who, , with the assistance of some neighbors and a clothes Hue, pulled Fuudeinger out. He was considerable bruised and was taken to the almshouse, where he remains. Fortu nately there was very little water in the well, but the bottom was covered with jagged stones. A Narrow Escape. Altoona, Pa., May 10. One of tho most miraculous escapes in the history of railroading happened here this evening to the Cincinnati Expiess.duo at 0 o'olock. In coming down the mountain, the engine lost control of the train by the automatio air-brakes becoming unmauagable to hold the large train of twelve cars. The en gineer whistled "down brakes" and camo into the depot at the rate of twenty-five miles an hour, whistling for clear track, which had the effect of bringing thou sands to the depot to see steaming through ' at a terrible, rate, but fortunately the en gine which was in waiting at the Ninth tveet crossing was run into and stopped the runaway train. Three engines were disabled, the cylinder heads being blown out. The passengers were terribly scared. Never since Altooua was a railroad centre, has an accident occurred which created such a panic The engineers, Aaron Dougherty and George Cassiday, deserve special mention and credit for remainiug at their posts. No persons were hurt. A Trick Shown Up. One of the big "cards of the circus which visited Salem last month was the shooting of a woman out of a cannon "a living canuon ball," as the posters said. Well, they met with a mishap while per forming the feat in a town in Maryland, last week. When this feat (?) was about to be performed the spring in the big wooden cannon was sprung before the powder which makes the report was touch off. The consequence was that about the time the performer ejected from the gun reached the trapeze, the powder went off with a " boom," thereby showing up the trick to the audience. Salem Standard. Anxious to Die. Reading, May 17. Quite a strange case of voluntary starvation is reported from Amity township, this county. The person is Miss Anna Halloway, aged 19, daughter of the late John B. Halloway, formerly a leading citizen of that section. Although living in a very pleasant and pretty country home, and of a family com fortably situated, the young woman per sistently refuses to partake of nourishing food and is slowly wasting away, gradually sinking under her voluntary slow starva tion. All her nearest and dearest friends cannot change her from her seemingly earnest determination to starve herself to death. Nearly Perished In a Box Car. When the eastern-bound freight train arrived at Winuemucca, Nev., on Monday, last week, a man cried from one of the box cars : " For God's sake, let me out !" The car was burst open, and the individual who emerged was found to be nearly dying with hunger and thirst. He was apparent ly one who belonged to the upper class of society. He said that bo got drunk in San Fraucisco on Friday, and when be came to his senses, be found he was locked up in the car. Further than that he could give no explanation. Beat at his own Game. Scott rode fifty miles, in New Mexico, to oblige a friend by murdering Donovan. He found Donovan in a saloon, gained an introduction, and sat down to play an os tensibly amicable game of cards. But Donovan was an observant man, aud saw that bis companion was more excited than the game warranted ; so be slyly drew his Lis revolver, cocked it, and laid it across his knees under the table. Consequently, when Hcott cried, " I've come to kill you," and attempted to shoot, he received a death wound instead of giving one. Great Fire In Nashville. Nasiiville, Tenn., May 17. The most destructive conflagration seen in this city for years, broke out this morning at 10 , o'clock in the large paint, oil and glass house of Warren Brothers, corner of Church and College Streets. The Are commenced in the cellar, where several hundred barrels of paint and oil were stor ed, aud was not discovered until it worked its way to first floor. Thirty buildings were burned before the fire was under con trol, causing a loss of half a million dollars f ALUABE FARM AT PllIVATE SALE. The heirs of Frederick Lanver, dee'd, hereby offer at private sale, the Mansion Farm of said deceased, situate m Greenwood township, Perry county. Pa., adjoining lands of J. Aurker, J. (, Jones, J. Kipp.and others, contains ACKKM. about US acres cleared and In high state n( cultivation, and the balance well set with timber. The Improvements are a large double HtAMK HOUNK, HANK 1IAKN, Wash and Corn Houses, and other Outbuildings, with a never tailing well o( water near the door. There Is also an ec jllent Orchard of choice Fruit on said farm. This Is a very desirable property, being located In a Valley abounding with lime stone, and within about 2H miles of Mlllerstown. and the Pennsylvantan U. K.. convenient to Htores, Schools Churches, and Mills. Tittle perfect. For further Information as to terms, etc, call on the undersigned residing on the farm, or address by mall . A. LATJVER. 17 6l. Mlllerstown, Perry Co., Pa. VALUABLE FARMS AT PRIVATE SALE. TUB subscriber offers at Private Sale the fol lowing desirable farms: KO. 1. Is a Farm containing Sixty-three Acres, All good land, in a good state ot cultivation, and having thereon erected a GOOD DWELLING HOUSE, And all necessary Out buildings, situate three miles south of Bloomtleld and i-even miles from Diincannun. There Is on this place plenty nf Chni Fruit of all kinds, good water at the door, with running water In nearly every field. Price, $2,300. Terms easy. NO. 2. . Is a farm situate In Wheatfield twp., containing about IIS ACRES, having thereon erected a WOOD DWELLING HOUSE, with all required Out-bulldlngs, the Btrn being entirely new. This farm Is situate about six miles from Duncannon and four miles from Bloomtleld. There Is good water near the door, plenty of streams on the land, a good Apple Orchard, and other fruit, and will make a desirable home. Price 2.8J0. Terms easy, NO. 4. Is a Farm situate In Carroll township, about two miles from Hhermansdale, containing about One Hundred Acres, having thereon erected a Good Dwelling, and other Outbuildings, A well of good water at the house and another at the Barn. There Is cousiderable truit on the premises, and the land Is good and well watered. Price, ts.oou, and payments can bn arranged to suit purchaser. NO. 5. Is a FAKM situate In Carroll township, about two miles from Shermansdale, containing Siicventy Acres, of good land, and having thereon a UOOD D WELLING, and other Out-buildings. There Is a good spring near the house, and the Farm Is well watered. There Is also a Oood Or chard In bearing condition; this will make a de sirable home. Price, $1,100. NO. 7. A TRACT OF LAND containing SIXTEEN ACRES, (half cleared) having thereon erected a GOOD TWO STORY PLANK HOUSE. In good order. This property Is located 2 miles south of Bloomtleld. and has on It plenty ot FKUIT ot all kinds, and will make a very desirable home a party wanting a small tract of land. There is a running stream ot water near the house and a well of good water close to thedoor. Price llOoo, half to be cash and the balance In two equal an nual payments. Mr For further Information address the under signed at New Bloomtleld, Perry county, Pa., or call at his resldeuce three miles south of Bloom field. C. B. IIARMSH. August 17, 1830. TAWITE EMERY WHEELS " CRINDINQ MACHINES 31d4w For Snw-Milt. Foundries, aud Machine SnotiM. For circular., aildrt-itt THTC T ANTTE CO. Htroudsburv, Monroe OoPa Have You Ever Know Any person to be seriously 111 wlthot a weak stomach or Inactive liver or kidneys? And when those organs are In good condition do you not nnd their possessor enjoying good health? PAR KER'S GINGER TONIC always regulates these Important organs, and never falls to make the blood rich and pure, and to strengthen every part of the system. It has cured hundreds of despair ing Invalids, Ask your neighbor aboul It. 21d4t PC ATTV'C ORGANS, 17 Stops, H Set golden DtHI I I O tongue Reeds only IS5. Address DANIEL F. BE ATT 1', Washington, N. J. ld Make Home Beautiful. E!Mfi Choice subjects. Lowest prices. Send tor Cata loged and price list. Agents wanted. Address J. C. McCURDY & CO., Philadelphia. Pa. 19d BOLD MEDAL AWARDED the A uLhor. A nw and (treat Mim ical Work,iuTknted the beat and cheapest, inditpenn&ble to every man.erj titled "the Hoienoeof Lif a or.iSelf-PreBerTatu.il ;" bound in finest French muslin, etuboued. full Rilt.aiWpp.contninsbefiutiful teel nirraTings, 125 prescrip tion a, price only $1.25 sent by mail; illustrated Bample,6centa; end now. Address Peabod Mtwi. 17 AT WIT WUVQW V irfl1 Jnitituteor Ir. W. H. PAB UtUiV ' laIuLL.KEUo.41iuUiacUBt.Uuaton. 19d4t The Relish of the World? Halford Sauce SOLD BY ALL GROCERS 9d4w ACETS t AGENTS t AGENTS t JOHN B. COUGH'S bran' new book, juit uuMufed, untitled SUNLIGHT AND SHADOW li tut teal cnanc evtc offered to you. its ecues are drawn from lbs bright and shady tides of real tyc, and portrayed as John li. Gough ean portray thm. For Psthos, Humor, and intense intinvtt, H Is without a peer. It ! th "hoommtt " book for AatrntK and out-st-lU all others 10 to 1. Both tMotwin-l w vrtM. 1MK) Agents wanted. mn and women. Now U the tiinv. tcAlwivf Tm -toryand Ajwid J'--rm tiven. orHtndor drvvlnr: Address, A. I. H OltXULNiiTON i CO.. I'utn., UwUwd, twuu 19Ht R. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Til '--!-- 'a i aysician ana surgeon, 4 Office In residence on Main Btreet, New Bioonineiu. rn. CHRONIC DISEASES TREATED. 18 tl REMM ANTS of PRINTS of these we have a Urge quantity In good styles, lu addition to the above goods we have a nice assortment of Ladies Neckties, Corsets, (Jerman- town tarn, .epnvrs. nnoes lor Lnutes aud Chit dren.aud thousands of other articles. F. MOUT1MKR, New Uieointteld, Fa. THE NEWPORT New Clothing- House! It Is not necessary to be rich to dress well. Style makes the clothes, and clothes makes the man, at least they give a good lift In that direction. Our styles In ready mode CLOTniN't, for men aild hoys, Is our pride. They are equal to Custom Work. Now, all we would ask of vou Is to come and examine our stock, which comprises all grades ot Clothing, from the cheapest to the best. We give you a few of our sample prices: Our Hard Twisted Men's Suits, Coat, Pants and Vest for $V0O. Our 7.M Light Colored Cassl. mere Suits, all wool, fof $10. 110 Dark, all wool, Casslinere Stilts. We defy to be undersold on these suits. They are the best sold for the money In America. 112.50 all wool Fine Suits i 115 Fine Worsted Suit i fM Flue Black Cloth Sultsi tii 60 Fine Black Cloth Suits. The goods are, In style and workmanship, equal to custom work, and made of flint, class material Onr Boys' and Children's Clothing We have them In all sizes, from three years up, and sell them as low as the lowest. Our ft.nO Child's Suit Is a beautiful mixed light color. Our I.'.. Ml cnevtni Milt is a splendid thing, uur w, an wool, Child's Suit Is nice and splendid. Those are nleudld. Nothing, the best makes of New York ci and durable made. g, stylish cut Our Custom Department Is filled with English, French, Scotch and American Worsted and Cassl mere Suitings, which we will made to order at a Low Price, and guarantee a perfect fit. SUITS TO ORDER FOR EIGHTEEN DOLLARS This Is a splendid all wool dark mixed Casslinere Suit. For 120 we have ten styles of Casslmere and Cheviot Suitings. Our fa Scotch Cheviot Suit Is the best thing ever sold for the money. Our line of Gents' Furnishing Goods Is com plete In every respect. Shirts, Collars, Neck Ties, Silk Handkerchiefs, Trunks and Valises. HATS and CAPS. We keep the very latest styles of Nobby Hats. A full line of Hats for men, boys aud children, which we w ill sell at Low Prices. Now, We would say we buy all our Goods from first hands for Cash, and manufacture all our better class ot ready made clothing, which ena bles us to undersell all opposition. That means we sell you a better made suit tor less money. Monev refunded on all goods not found as rep resented. Please call, whether you wish to purchase or not. Will be pleased to see you. 1). GANSMAN, Fashionable Merchant Tailor and Clothier, N. Cor. Diamond, Frank's Old Hardware Stand, NKWPOItT, March 29, 1811. Books! Books! o Gift BooJts, Children's Books, Blank Books, School Books, Billies! Testaments! And all Kinds of Books AT BEACITS Book & Drug Store. o Stationery at Wholesale or Retail ffy Subscriptions taken for all News papers and Magazines. E. C. BEACH, Newport, Penn'a. A Great Cause of Hnninu Misery Is the Loss ot A LECTURE ON THE NATURE. TREAT meut, and Radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Spermatorrhoea, Induced by Self Abuse, Involun tary Emmlsslons, I m potency, Nervous Debility, and Impediments to marriage generally; Con sumption, Epilepsy, and Fits; Mental and Phys ical Incapacity, etc. by ROBERT J. CULVER WELL, M. D., author of the "Green Hook." etc. The world-renowned author, in this admirable Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may be ellectHally removed without dangerous sur gical operations, bougies, Instruments, rings, or cordials; pointing out a mode of cure at once certain and etteotual. by which every sufferer, no matter what his condition mav be. may cure him self cheaply, privately and radically. This Lecture will provia boon to thou sands and thousands. Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad dress, on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. We have also a sure cure for Tape Worm. Address THE CULYEIWELL MEDICAL CO., 40pl 41 Ann St., New York; P. O. Box, 4586. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. . JP. MORTIMER, New liloom field. G RAND BOULEVARD HOTEL, Corner 30th St. and Broadway, YORK. On Both American & European Plans. Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho tel occupies the entire square, and was built and furnished at an expense of over ttuo.OOO. It Is one of the most elegaut as well as Hnest located lu the city i has a passenger Elevator and all modern Improvements, and is within one square of the depots of the Sixth and Eighth Avenue Elevated R. HCarsaud still nearer to the Broad way cars convenient and accessible from all Sui ts oi tne city. Rooms with board, 12 per day peclal rates for families and nermaneiit guests. Aug. 2i. "0 lyj (E. HASKELL. Proprietor, TAC0B STRICKLER, PH. G. U Dealer lu Pure and Reliable Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Toilet and Fancy Artloles, Fine Perfumes, etc Tobacco aud Cigars, Blank Books and Stationery. mr riesuripiioiiB n speciaiiv. Stokk Two doors East of the Dig Spring. liloouiBeld, May , lbbl. THE LARGEST DRY GOODS HOUSE -1N- CENT11AL PEisrisrsYLVA.isriA.. In making onr first Spring announcement to our patrons and the public, we would call attention to our Immense stock of DRY GOODS IN ALL THE LATEST NOVELTIES. J!?12V.?.7X?,,2,JtUt.ltL?.liri,,HiloI' S',r totfc " wltli otir Inoroivspft facilities for purchasing and flr, . v.Ln-W?i fi'1 t0 "",r "I'l'fenedented bargains. We hare mnnv new things, lu . i n trimmings to match for Combination Suits. We u1 rAiKBfrffol2,?Ti'!? ?bHiIvmEM H ''"".In all the new eltccts. and special Inducements In BLACK 81 1.Kfl, Ha TI N DK LYONS and CAHHM KltKH. We will maintain our long established. AS InuCu S rtfuny Te.Tuee,',t,e!i:,t,'d 'n tluar.ntee. K.ID GLOVES V specialty. 3X. O. EIN8TEIN, 1 13t 2i:3 MARKET St., 1IAKRI8BURO, Ta. Dives, Pomeroy & Stewart, 35 North 3rd Street, HARR1SBURG, Pa. New Goods to Trim Dresses. Bright riaids at 12J cents, to trim 6 cent Dress Goods, riaids and Roman Stripes at 20, 25, 33, 37 and 50, to trim Dress Goods at 12, 18, 19, 25, and 33c. Trimming Silks at 55, 75, 87 cents, and $1.00. Trimming Satins at 87 cents, and $1.00. LlltlJI, ASSOIITJIFXT OF JKIS lilAV. II IMS. Write to us for Samples. DIVES, POMEROY & 8TEAVAET, OILCLOTHS. 1 Q d R The New Harrisburc: 1 Q 01 lODO. CARPET HOUSE. "OOl. No. Ill MARKET STREET, (Patterson's Old Stand.) FllEl). W. YIWGST Has Just opened at the above place with an entire new Htock of BODY BRU8SKL8. TAPESTRY 11UUH8KLS. INtiKAIN CARPKTH. all (irartes. A full line of BTltAW MATTINO lust opened. HALL and 8TAIK CARPETS. OIL CLOTHS or all kinds and widths. All goods guaranteed as represented, and sold at LOWEST CASH. FK1CES. Our motto being as ever, "Reliable Ooods at No. CARLISLE CARPET HOUSE! 1881 SPRING OPENING! 1881 We desire to speak to the citizens of Bloomtleld and surrounding country on the subject ot Carpets, Oil Cloths, and Wall Papers, and point out a few facts why you should deal with us. 5EKAJ,rS ,ou Cttn J! lllted,,n an ln,d.of P003" nBmed Rb0e out 01 great assortment. HKCAUHIE our stock Is complete and full in all departments. BECAUSE you are afforded the pleasure of a superior choice at the lowest possible prices. BECAUSE we deal honest with you : give you all vou can ask for the money t ship your goods free of charge, and strive to please and profit you. We therefore ask an Inspection ot our Body and Tapestry Brussels, Ingrain and 3-Ply Carpets, Hall and Stair, Hemp and Bag Carpets, by all our old customers and all new ones who will give ns the chance to prove what we assert above. OUR RAO CARPETS are made tinder our Immediate directiou, on our own looms, and we ciaim for them a Superiority Hupassed by none lu the Htate. CARPET RACS taken in exchange for goods, and Carpets made to order. Many Novelties In our Wall Paper Departments, Window Shades and Material for Lambrequins, and Furutture Coverings, with Cords, Fringes, aud Ulmps to match. . LINOLEUM, an article superior to Oil Cloth for kitchens, dining rooms, halls and vesti bules, public unices, and banks. A complete stock throughout, the equal of which has not been opened before by us. Again we request a call from you and your friends, feeling that you will be Justified In the doing thereof. Kespectfully yours, STEPHENS & BEETEM, 21 East Main Street, DOWN LOWEE THAN EVEK. 1881 Carpets for Spring Trade. 1881 LOOK AT THE PRICES! Tap Brussels from 85 cents to $1.10, Body Brussels from $1.50 to $1.65, Ingrain from 80 cents toll, Best. All other goods in proportion. Now is the time to get the first selection of the New Stock. We have More Carpets and More Patterns than all the other Carpet Houses in this city. Call and examine for yourselves. No trouble to show Goods. Quick Bales and Small Profits. SAMUEL ADAMS, Opera House Carpet Store, 31 N. Third Street, IIAItltlSIlTTRO, 9 3m ESTATE NOTICK. Notice Is herebygtv en that Letters of Administration on the estate of Elizabeth Harter, late ot Greenwood twp.. Perry county. Pa., deceased, have been granted to the undersigned, of Mlllerstown.Perry county. Pa. All pei'Hons Indebted to said estate are requested to make Immediate payment, aud those havlug claims to present them duly authenticated for settlement to W. J. HARTER, Administrator. C. J. T. M'Intire, Att y. April 5, 1881. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE. It Is sure to cure Spavins, Splints 'Curb, &e. It removes all unnatural enlargements, uoes not ouster, mis no equal lor any lameness on ueasior limn. It has cured lilp-lolnt mine- .nes In a person who Had suffered IS vears. Alsocured rheuuiatlsiii.corns. frost bites, or any bruises, cut or lameness. It has no equal for blemish on horses. Kendfnr Il lustrated circular Hiving positive prouf. Price one dollar. All DriiKRlsts lave It or can get for vou. Dr. It. J. Keuuall & Co., Pros., Knoabui'gh, Falls, Vermont. HARRIS & EWINO, Agents, Pittsburgh, Pa. FANCY Goods and Notions, Soma new ar rivals, Cheap. . F. MORTIMER, t 1 CARPETS. Reliable Prices." H Ut Ill Market Street, llarrlsburg. CARLISLE, Penn'a. 11 3m T SUNDY, M. D. U Physician and Surgeon A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently in the borough of Bloom Held. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomheld and surrounding vicinity. Calls In the country attended to promptly. otUce In the room formerly occupied by Dr. D. H Sweeney, in the residence of H. W. Smith, Malu street. Hew liloomUeld, Pa. id 6m ESTATE NOTICE. Not Ice Is herebyglven that letters testamentary on the last will and testament of Chrtsliau Forrer. deceased, late of Carroll township. Perry county, Pa., have been granted to the uudersigued, residiuK In same township. All persons Indebted to said estatearerequested to make immediate payment and tliosehavlug claims topreseultueuiduly authenticated torset tlement JOHN RICHEY. MARTIN F. FORRER. TjlSTATK NOTICENotlce Is hereby given JZi that letters of administration on the estate ot John Smith, lateof Carroll twp.. Perry county. Pa., deceased, have been granted to the under signed, residing at Shermausdale, Perry Co.. Pa. All persons indebted to said estate are request ed to make immediate payment and those havlug claims will present them duly authenticated for aeulenieut to CYRUS VT. SMITH, April 5. 1881.. Administrator.