THE TIM KS. NKVV R LOOM FIELD, PA.. MAY 21, 1881. '6 RAILROADS. PHILADELPHIA AND READING R.R AKUANtfKMHNT OK PAHHBMJ KK TK AINB N0VEMBKU15tli, 1880. Trains heare HarriHbiirg an Fellows : Kor New Yolk vk Allentnwn, t I.OS . m. and 1.4! p. in. Kor Mew Viirk via PhlLidelphln and "Bound BrooK Itiiuta," h.i'O. rt. -5 n. in. mid I.4S l. m. Km- riilindelplna, lit il. hi, i.o.), (Uirutwh cur), 9.5(1 a. in.. 1.4,') Mini 4.IKI p. in. Kor KeadliiK,atll.UU, llt'i. IVMIll. m., 1.4A, 4.00, and H.tMp. ni. Kor fottsville. at. fi.00. t.tt 9MI a. in. and 4.00 . ni., and via bclmylklll ami thisiurlianiia irnnoh ut 2.40 p. in. Kor Auburn, at h.3U a. m. Kor Alleutowu.atO.Uu, 8. OS, U.uua. m., 1.46 and 1.00 p. HI. The a.os n. in. and 1.45 p. m, train have through oars for New Yoik.vla Allentowu. SUNDAYH t For Allentnwn and Way Htallons, ut tl 00 a. in. Kor Reading, l'lilhleliiplila, and Way stations, at 1.45 p. in. Tralus Lt-nre fur JlaiThUiirg iih Follows I Leave NewYork via Alleiilowu, g 5 a. in . 1.00 and 6.30 p. in. Leave New York vlu "Hound Brook ttoule." and Philadelphia at 7.45 a. in,, 1.30 and n . p. in., ar riving at Uanisuurg, 1.5o, 8.2J p. ni., and a. ni. Leave l'lill dclphla, at 0.45 ft. in., 4.00 and 7.45 p. in. Leave rottiville. ".(. OJUa. in. and 4.40 p. ni, Leave UcudliiK, at 4.50, 8.0U. 11.50 a. ni., 1.3 ,11.15, and 10.35 p. in. Leave H.ittsville v a -volinj lklll and HusqiiiiliMhiia Branch, 8.3 1 a. in. Ieave Alleiilowu, at il.ii, (I.O.i a. m., 12.10, 4.S0, aud9.06 p. in. tiUNDAYHi Leave New Y'ork. at 5 30 p. in. Leave Philadelphia, al 7.45 p. 111. Leave Heading, al tt.i a. in. and 10.35 p. m. Leave Allentowu. atP.tio p. m. BALD U I.N UltANCll. Leave HARHI8BUHO for Paxton, Lochleland Steelton daily, except Holiday, at 6.25. 0.40, 9.35 a. m., and 2.00 p. in ; daily, except Saturday and Huaday. at 5.45 p. m., and n Saturday only, 4.45, 6.10, 0.30 p. ih. Keturiilng, leave HTKKLTON dallv, except Sunday, at 0.10,7.00, lo.OOa. 111.. 2.20p. 10. 1 daily, except (Saturday and Hunday, 6 10 p. m., and on Saturday only 6.10, ti.su, tt,5up. in. J. E. WOOXTEN. Gen. Manager. CO. Hancock, Ueueral Passenger aud Ticket Agent. JHE MANSION MOUSE, New Illoomilcld, Peun'a., GEO. F. KNSMINUKK. Proprietor. HAVING leased this property and furnished It In a comfortable manner, task a share of the public patronage, and assure my friends who stop with me that every exertion will be mads to render their stay pleasant. A careful hostler always In attendance. April 9, 1878. tt Battle Creek. Michigan. MAirorAcmntuia or thb omlt eamim THRESHERS. Traction and Plain Engines and Horse-Power. MMtOraiiIetTlirvliorZ'Mtr7 Established ! the WorH. 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PURE TIMTED GLOSS PAINT ! make experiments on your biilldlims with untiled aud unreliable amides at jour expense. rois'rr pay for water and benzluell.fO toil.tO per gallon, no DUY the Luoas reliable and guaranteed Tinted Gloss PAINTH. Ol'-eulirs an 1 Sample Cards of Palui mailed on application. JOHN LUCAS & CO, 111 North Third Street, 13 6m 1'iil'adelplila, 1'a. Oil. CLOTH for Vloors, Carriages and TaMt'H. 1'rices low. F. MOHTIM Kit. I OB 1'Kl.NTlNOol every description neatly tluud promptly executed at heasonable Katnf at tne bloniuneld Tiinea blram Job Office. j.. cam STRANGELY RE-UNITED. IWAH gtatlonetl a Agra during Hie Cabu disaster In 1841, one of a mere liPiidful of Brltluli troopB, left In charge of the wives, sisters sntl daughters of the actors In that most unhappy expe dition. And a weary heart-breaking time It was. The Lieutenant Governor, who had prayed and besought the Cal cutta authorities not to risk the adven ture had the worst forebodings for its fate ; and although he did all an able, kindly and well mannered man could do to maintain the spirits of the circle, those who knew hliu could read too well what his fears were. Words could not describe Indeed It is painful for me even now to recall the dreary wretch edness of that futal month.durlng which no tidings came of the devoted army. Evening after evening saw the roads crowded by anxious women, sitting there for hours that they might hear the first news of those who were dear to them, and evening after evening saw them return In despair. And when at Inst the news came that the sole survi vor had staggered, half alive, back to. his countrymen, with the tidings of the great disaster, the wall which ascended from those heartbroken creatures I shall never while I live forget. There had been a captain lu one of the native regiments, an old acquaint ance of mine, of the name of Donnelly Jerry Donnelly, as he was called by every one. He was careful to explain to all his friends that his name wag Jerome and not Jeremiah, although why he so unduly preferred the saint to the prophet I never understood. Jerry Donnelly, however, he was, aud as strange and eccentric a creature as ever breathed. He was a very good-looking fellow, and a first-rate ofilcer, but a cureless rollicking, half insane, madcap of a man, with an amazing How of spirits, little education or culture, a great, al most miraculous, tulent for languages, with a soft heart, aud an easy temper. It was impossible to make him angry ; and in all circumstances, however un pleasant, he maintained a placid serenity which seemed to imply thut he was on intimate terms with Fortune, and knew the very worst Bhe could do. Among the other tricks which the tickle goddess had played him, was that she had married him. Why he ever married as he did, no one could imagine. The lady was neither handsome, clever, nor rich. Bhe was simply passable as to looks, with the liveliness of good health and youth a quality not unapt to develop itself in vivacity of temper when those other attributes disappear. But, on some impulse, Jerry Donnelly had asked her the momentous question aud had been favorably answered. A most uncomfortable couple they were. Jerry, from the first, neglected her not intentionally, I believe, but simply because for the moment he for got her existence. It never seemed to him necessary to alter his former bache lor round in any respect; and as the lady had no notion of being neglected, she resented his indifference, and chalk ed out a line for herself. It may be easily suppose that the one was not ad verse to brandy and water, or the other to gossip and flirtation. They never quarreled outwardly, but were hardly ever together. So stood the domestic circle, If such it could be called, of Captain Donnelly, when he was ordered on General Elphin stone's expedition. His wife would fain have remained at Calcutta, but as all wives were going to Agra, she for shame wai obliged to go there also. On the rumors of disasters she was very Indif ferent said she was sure Jerry would turu up at the most inconvenient time, and that if he was happy, she was. When, however, the tidings were con firmed, and it was certain that Jerry had perished with his comrades a great change came over her. Bhe Bhut herself up for months, saw no one, and went nowhere. And when at theend of near ly a year she began once more to look at the world, she was a grave thoughtful, softened woman. Bhe went up to Cal cutta after that, and I never saw her again until I came home on a furlough iu 1857. She was then living in a pretty place lu Somersetshire and was known as Mrs. Courtnay, of Branley Hall. I met her aceidently,but she was very glad to see me, aud explained to me what I had not heard, that when she arilved at Calcutta she found that poor Jerry had, four months before he left Agra succeeded to this place of Branley Hall by the death of a distant relation. He had previously made a will leaving her all his worldly goods, theu slender enough, so that iu the end this tine estate had come to her, and a new name with it. She asked me to come down and see her, which I did and learned more of her history. Sorrow and prosperity greatly chang ed her for the better. Even her lookB had improved, and she was pleasant, thoughtful, aud agreeable woman. She remained four years lu Calcutta before she returned but had at ouce assumed the name of Courtnny, which was a condition on which the bequest was made. "You know, Colonel Hastings, I could not have lost the estate, for what would poor Jerry have snitl when he came back V" I thought the woman's head must have been affected by her troubles, and said nothing. " I see you think me deranged, but I knew he was alive all the time." " Why, what could have led you to think sol"" " I saw him, Colonel Hastings. It was in our old bungalow at Calcutta, about two years after I had gone back. Late In the evening I heard a footstep outside which affected me strangely. I was lying half asleep, and starting up in a drowsy state, I heard a voice at the veranda, and, as I thought, inquiring of my stupid old native whether I lived there. The steps then turned away. I darted to the casement, and although the figure was clad In the extraordinary compound of European and Asiatic garments I am sure it was Jerry. I darted down stairs and rushed out, but the man had disappeared. The servant said he was a bad fakir, who wished to get into the bungalow, but could or would tell me nothing of what he had said. But I am quite sure It was Jerry. So I am certain he will come back but you remember he never was punctual," she added with a faint smile. I did not say to her that if Jerry was alive she must have heard of him iu some Other way ; but I took leave of her and shortly afterwards returned to India. In 1803, 1 was appointed to an em bassy to Nepaul.a very striking country governed by a powerful warlike race. The first minister or vizier of the country met us, as iu the Nepaulese fashion, outside the capital, and we had a very courteous and gratifying recep tion. He was a tall, handsome man, with a flowing black-beard, aud con versed with me In Ferslan, which I spoke fluently. After our interview, one of the attendants informed me that the vl.ier wished to see me alone, and he accordingly conducted me to an in ner department. He ordered the attend ants to withdraw, and then, in tones only too familiar, he exclaimed : " Well Hastings old boy, how go the Plungers?" It was Jerry Donnelly by ail that was miraculous. I had observed him star ing at me earnestly during the inter view, and something In his gestures seemed not unfamiliar to me, but bis flowing beard, solemn air, aud Oriental dress, bo much diguised him, that even when I heard the well remembered voice, I could scarcely realize his Iden tity. " But what on earth are you doing hear, Jerry'" said I, "and why don't you go home to your wife, like a Chris tian y "My wife I well that's the whole af fair. You see, she's somebody else's wife, so I'm better out of the way; It it would be a pity that poor Sophy should commit bigamy." " I assure you, you are entirely nils taken, Mrs. Donnelly has not married again." "Hasn't she, though V" said he. Don't I know better ? Didn't I go to my own bungalow and And out that she married that starched fool Courtnay, when she knew I never could endure him?" To his intense astonishment, I told him, how the truth was, and in return he related to his own adventures. He had been carried into Tarlery, and there detained for three years, when he was allowed to accompany a caravan or body of pilgrims to Nepaul. Being by that time proficient in the language he was taken notice of at court, but very strict ly watched. He effected his escape, however, disguised as a fakir, and made his way to Calcutta, but finding, as he thought, his wife married to a man In his old regiment, he returned, was taken into favor and had risen to his present distinction. " Well, I always was a blundering fool but I went home with a heart so soft to Sophy, aud vowing that I never would vex her any more with my vaga ries, that when I heard her culled Mrs. Courtnay was turned to stone, and did not care a rap what became of me, not even to be vizier, which, I assure you is no Joke In its way." " Well, at all events, you must tome home now, and enjoy your good for tune." " I am not sure about that," said he. " Recollect, she has grown accustomed to be mUtress I have grown accustom ed to be vizier ; she won't like to be con tradicted, and it's a tbiug I never could bear, and what I never allowed on any account. Now if I went home, she would not he mistress, and, as sure as fate, she would contradict me. Maybe it is better as it is." . Next morning he sent for me again. " I have been thinking," he said, of all that strange story you told me. I am all changed since we parted. I hard, ly know myself to be the same man I used to be, aud I am not sure that I could treat Sophy well. But ask her to come out here, and then she can try. If she likes me In this outlandish place, I will go home with her ; If we quarrel here, mi one will be a bit the wiser, and I can continue to be dead." " But," said I, " have you no incum brances f Perhaps she might object to the details of your establishment." " Not a bit," said Jerry ; " I have none of your Eastern prejudices ; let her come, and she will find and nobody to disturb her." So she did come, aud after living In Nepaul for two years she brought Jerry back In tt iumph to Branley Hall ; aud such Is the true version of a tale which' made some noise in the newspapers a few years ago, How a Rebel Major Got His Pardon. A few days after the war had been de clared at an end, Major Drewry went to Washington, and, without the usual ceremony of sending in his name, lest he should be refused an Interview, made way Into the presence of Secretary Stanton. " Mr. Secretary," said he, " I want my pardon as soon as possible. I've fought against you as long as I could, and I've been whipped ; and now I want to go home and go to work- I've got hundreds of acres of land that have been lying idle for the last four years, and I want to get seed into every inch of it this spring, so I'll thank you to give me my pardon and let me go." He talked so fast that Mr. Stanton couldn't get iu a word ; but being amus ed and rather pleased by Major Drew ry's bluff manner, he asked at last: "On what ground do you expect to get a pardon, sir y" "On the ground, sir, that I showed you how to build a navy. You sent your fleet of old wooden ships up to Drewry's Bluff, and we knocked 'em all to pieces and showed you sir, that wood en ships weren't worth a d . And then you went to work and got together a navy that was worth something, and it's on the ground that my men proved your needs to you that I want a par don." The Secretary laughed, and told the honest rebel to call the next day, as he would like to talk further with him. Next day Major Drewery got his pardon aud, In return, gave Mr. Stanton a great deal of valuable information concern ing the the South and its prospects. He went back to his pleasant home on the James, and has ever since been a wise, enterprising, prosperous citizen. Old Time and New. As a striking contrast between the travel of fifty years ago and now, we present the following notice from the United States Gazette of November 24, 1832: " A most gratifying experiment was made yesterday on the Philadelphia. Gerraantown and Norristown railroad. The beautiful locomotive engine and tender, built by Mr. Baldwin, of this city, whose reputation as an Ingenious machinist is well known, were for the first time placed on the road. The en gine traveled about six miles, working with perfect accuracy and ease in all its parts, and with great velocity." The Chronicle of the same date, speak ing of the trial, said the engine weigh, ed between four and five tons, was small of bulk and simple in Its working ma chinery. It was then predicted that it would draw thirty tons gross at the rate of forty miles an hour. This wa n very large guess, but It was at least par tially verified, as the " Ironsides," as the new motor was called, attained a speed of thirty miles an hour with the usual train attached. But the most interesting feature connected with this early locomotive was the fol lowing advertisement, which appeared in the Daily Advertiser : Notice. The locomotive engine ( built by M. W. Baldwin of this city) will depart daily, wheu the weather is fair, with a train of passenger cars. On rainy days horses will be attached. Worth Remembering. Now that good times are again upon us, before indulging in extravagant show, it is worth remembering that no one can enjoy the pleasantest surroun dings if iu bad health. There are hun dreds of miserable people going about to-day with disordered stomach, liver or kidneys, or a dry, -hacking cough, and one foot in the grave, wheu a 50 ct. bottle of Parker's Ginger Tonic would do them more good than all the expen sive doctors and quack medicines they have ever tried. i It always makes the blood pure and rich, and will build you up and give you good health at little cost, lteud of it in another column. l4t How to Get Sick. Expose yourself day and night, eat too much without exercise; work too hard without rest; doctor all the time; take all the vile nostrums advertised ; aud then you will want to know How to Get Well. Which Is answered In three words Take Hop Bitters t See other column. Jt'j2rtis. 1 2t SUND1Y REALI1T3. Died Poor. "It was a sud funeral to me," said the speaker, "the saddest I have attend ed for many years. " That of Edmons'ou V" "Yes." "How did he die?" " Toor poor as poverty. His Hfe was one long struggle with the world, arid at every disadvantage. Fortune mocked him the while with golden promises that were destined never to know fulfill ment." " Yet he was patient aud enduring," remarked one of the coupany. "Patient as a Christian and endur ing as a martyr," was answered. "Poor man I He was worthy of a better fate. He ought to have succeeded, for he de served success.!' "Did he not succeed V" questioned one, who had spoken of his patience and endurance. "No, sir. He died poor, Just as I have stated. Nothing that he put his hand to ever succeeded. A strange fatal ity seemed to attend every enterprise." " I was with him in his last moments, and thought he died rich," said the other. "No, he left nothing behind," was replied. The heirs will have no concern as to the administration of his estate." " He left a good name said one and that is something." "And a legacy of noble deeds that were done in the name of humanity." remarked another. "And precious examples," said a third. " Lessons of patience in suffering, of hopes in adversity, of heavenly confi dence when no sunbeams fell on his be wildered path," was the testimony of another. " And high truths, manly courage aud heroic fortitude." " Then he died rich," wastheemphat Ic declaration. " Richer than the mil lionaire who went to his long home on the same day, miserable In ail but gold. A sad funeral did you gay ? No, my friend, it was a triumphal procession. Not the burial of a human clod, but the ceremonies attendant on the translation of an angel. Did not succeed. Why his whole life was a series of successes, in every conflict he came of victor, and now the Victor's crowii is on his head." Matching Him. On one occasion while visiting the poor, Dr. Guthrie, who was equal to any emergency, came to the door of an Irish Roman Catholic, who was deter mined that the Doctor should not enter his house. "You must not come in here," said the Irishman; "you are not wanted." . " My friend," said the Doctor, "I'm going around my parish to become ac quainted with the people, and have called on you only as a parishoner." " It don't matter," said Paddy, "you ' shan't come in here," and lifting the poker, he said, " If yer come in here I'll knock yer down." Most men would have retired, or tried to reason ; the Doctor did neither, but drawing himself up to his full height, and looking the Irishman in the face, he said. " Come now, that's too bad. Would you strike a man unarmed ? Hand me the tongs, and then we shall be on equal terms." The man looked at him in great amazement, and then said, "Och, sure, you're a square man for a minister I Come inside." And feeling rather ashamed of his conduct be laid down the poker. The Doctor entered, and when he arose to go Pat shook his band warmly, aud said, "Be sure, sir, don't pass my door again without giving me a call." Little Tangles. Once there was a king who employed his people to weave for him. The silk and patterns were all given by the king. He told them that when any' difficulty arose, they should send to him, and never to fear troubling him. Among men and women busy at their looms was one little child, whom the king did not think too young to work. Often alone at her work, cheerfully and patiently she labored. One day, when the men and women were distressed at the eight of their failures, the Bilks were tangled, and the weaving unlike the patern, they gathered around the child and said : " Tell us how it is that you are bo happy at your work. We are always in difficulties." " Then why do you not send to the king?" said the little weaver; "he told us that we might do so." " So we do, night and morning." " Ah," said the child, "but I send di rectly when I find I have a little tangle." So let us take all our wants and troub les directly to the Lord iu prayer. He invites us to do so, and promises to help us.