THE TIMES, NEW ItLOOMFIELl), PA., MAY 17, 181. L'hilniielphia Advertisements. Ready Mixed Paints ! JUCAS' HEADY MIXED PAINTS ! NO WATEIt, NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PUKE OIL PAINT, HEADY FOR USE. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF JPA1ST BENT BY MAIL. JTIfl PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LKAU AND OIL, VIZ: NICELY . BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATEK PAINT TRY IT, Anil yon Will Trove It to be the Dest Liquid Taint lu the Market. JOHN LUCAH At CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c IS" For Sample Cards apply to F. Mortl mer, New Bloomlleld, Pa., or to John Lucas Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN' Successors to HHAFFNEK, ZIEGLEB & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, lltbbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety ol TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA , PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY "WITH TRIMBLE, BEIT TON & Co.. WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 503 MARKET STLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. Hr.lMi BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order, Nos. 630 Market and 521 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, rA. 3. ALSO, Publishers of Sanders' New Read ers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, etc. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, 1 WHOLESALE Hardware House, No. G25 Market Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS, uiioLi;siLi: . GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Pa. JRAYBILL & CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., Aud a line Assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WAEE, No. ,20 Market street, above 1th, PHILADELPHIA. .Philadelphia Advertisements. gAMUEL BOM BERGER, WITH uii:;m:. rrr &. to.. WHOLESALE DEALEHS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTHS, CoKon fc Woolen Chain, ifce. No. 353 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as large n stock ii4 can be found ;in the cil y, and at tho LOWEST CASH PKICKS. should give me a call. V All mall orders sh.iil receive prompt atten tion, ami cure will be taKeu to 1111 them to as to give sit i isfaoHon. August 31, 18)Su.tf. VVAINWIIIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS' AND TEA DEALERS, North East Comer of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a. J. S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLBSALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, M13 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., 405 Si 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Bitrcroft &Co) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN I3XY GOODS. January 1 18SI. sprinIfield SEWING MACHINE. Best in the World. The manufacturers of the SPRINGFIELD are aware that. In order to meet the critical aud economical demands or the times, the manhlue must possess a combination of mechanical excel lences, making It superior to anv of Its prede cessors, and at the same time be off ered at a price that will place it within the means of all. Fully realizing the force of these conditions, they offer the Sprlnglleld, confident that It will nulttll every requirement that can be expected of a first class family and manufacturing machine. Every Machine Is warranted perfect In construe, tion. In case any of the prts prove defective, when machine Is used for family purposes, within live years from date of purchase, the manufactur ers will replace such detective part without charge. This does not apply to needles, shuttles, or bobbins. Made by THE SPRINGFIELD Sewing Machine Company, 13 6m STRING FIELD, MASS. NO BETTER FERTILIZERS CAN BE USED I II AN LAUGH'S $25 PHOSPHATE. BAUGH'S Economical Fertilizer For Potatoes, Have Been Thoroughly Tested. For Circulars aud Prices address BAUGH & SONS, 7 3m 10 8. Delaware Ave., Philadelphia, Pa S-For sale by JONES BROTHERS & CO.. Newport, Pa. Books! Books! o Gift Books, Children's Books, Blank Books, School Books, Biules ! Testaments! And all Kinds of Books AT BEACIPS Book & J)rug Store. Stationery at Wholesale or Retail (E3T Subscriptions taken for all News papers and Magazines. E. C. BEACH, Newport, Penn'a. im. LYDIA L PINKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS. tMVy :f tliCOVF.IlEtl OP LYDIA E. PINKKAfcTS VESETABLg compound. ThoPoItivATnro For all Female Complaints. Tills wrrmmtlrm, ns Its nnmo H mil fir, cnn?it of Vnjji'talile rroivt Iot that oro L.imiL'Mj to tin uitMt dtl leato Invalid. t;wn ono trial tho merits of tl:ii Com pound will bjri'CO.TnL.l.a.jrcHnf la Immediate t anil trhan its use In continued, in ninety-nine caw in a hun. tired, RiKTinanor.ti:uroneirertod,iiliou: anii(i will leu. tlfy. On account of lti proven merits, it U to-tMj m rtimmcndod and pr9crljjcd ij tho bust physicians In tho country. It will cure entirely tho won't form of filling of tho uterus, Lcucorrhrva, irregular and pr.Iuful ?Irn::truation,allOvarian Troubles, Inflammation ami tTl'cratio:, iloodlncs, ollDl.'.i)laccnnts and tho cou sequent pir.al weakncoa, ond la in;cclnt1y cilnptrd to tho Cl'.MiRtt of Ufa. It will dirsclre and cxol tut unit f:nimthoutcrtisinanoar!y ata.to of di'VPltriment. The tendency to cancerous humors thero Lj check ji very 6;eed!ly hy its uso. In f.v.rt it lias proved tj hi Iho prr-.t-ot and best remedy that has ever bn (iitcover cd. ltpnniieatoaovury portion of the Byatni, nr. luivi new lifen.ndvlor. ltroniovrsf.t,.!itnc;;:i,at'.:I:::c;-, stroys aMeraving for stimulants, aud relieves v.-er.'.-n:- h of tho fitomaeh It ctirfs nioatlnr?, Ilendaches, Kcrvous rrnstrr.tlo', General iHihlllty.Klccplcssncis, Ic;'iT3nion and Iiu'.l pentlon. That fcellnfif of lear!nir tltnvn, cai:slnir pc'.n, weight and backache, la alrrtiTs pcrmr.nently cv.rcd fc Hsuse. ltwillataUtlmcs,amtunderr:ll clrctmHtan cos, act In harmony with the law that governs the female system. Fw Kidney Complaints of either sex this compound isunsuntt-'wud. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at 233 and 2M Western Avenue, Lynn, Mn f. Price 8.1 bottles for 8.O0. Bent by mall In tho form of pills, also in the form ofLoscnircs, on reerl;tt of price, $1.00, per box, for either. Mrs, PINKJlAa freely answers all letters of Inquiry, Bend for pam phlet. Address as above Mmtimt thia pajter. fto family should be without LYDIA E. PISKRAM' TILLS. They cure Constipation. LUlousneta iid Torpidity of the Liver. t3 cents per box, .UEO. A. KELLYJk CO., Hennral A Rent, Pittsbui trh, Pa. Also for s.ite by Jacob HtrleK ler, Hevt lilornilleld, Fa. 27uly profitable Reading for Everybody EBusiness men 0 women, teaciicra, meciianic-i farmers, ministers, mot hers, and all wlio are tircc' ut by the constant toil ami worry of your work ilon't drink intnjttentin'bitter, Imt itce Are yuu sullui'ing liuin Dysucpsi.if K Klieiima-1 tism, lNcurali5i.i,or wita I'owcl, Kinney or LiyerJ if you are wasting away with Consmnpuun,! Female Weakness or any Mckncss ; if you have it !nd ciuh or ml I, vu will find tore relief in 1 If vou are enlccMcd uv disuuse. aize or di&ki- nation, and your system necdi invituratinff, or, n you nave pimples ana blotchc, nuu yonrblootl needs ptirif y intj, you rrn ntnv Henfftit! on r rw A With si aWOi il Tfl lm;t MliV Made irom Uingor, Buehu, Mandrake, otillin- ilie Best Health & Strength Rotiorer tverj Used far suwetior to lliitciH. F.ssenciM of (Jin-j er ana other ionics, it novor Intoxicates. .ind rommncs th iwt curative prnptrtnr of all. It llus Saved UnmlreiU of Urea J It May hnvn Yours. Paly a 5oc.1ottle of yourdni,i'i.t, an-I to avonl '.ounierieiti du t.nre our siikuui ito i l.ie oilt ile wr:ippr. Misrnx & ('t., (Vie'iiUn, N. V Parker's Hair Balsam. Iliriuldu. The llcst A Moit Ionoinlrnl llalr Dronslnf Containing only ingredients that nre beneficial to tho hair and scalp, the Balaam will be found far more satisfactory than any other preparation. It Never Falls to Restore Cray or Faded Hair to the original ymuhfttl color and U warranted to remove d..mlni;f, prevent h.d.i.iesH an I pr"inotea growth of young lialr Svtdty Uruiits at sock, 29 d 1y Benj. F. (jIiapton. fcSTOHY B. Laud, Halpeht K. Fainb Lnte Cbmmtxttioner f( iVrfcnfu. PATENTS. PAINE, GRAFTON & LAUD, AUorneyt-al-Lntc and Solicitor qf American and Foreign Patents. No. 41S Filth Street, "Waiwliiii-j-toii, X. C Practice Patent Law In all Itn branches In tlie Patent IMllcn, and in tlm Supreine and Clrault Courts of the United Mtare. Pamphlet sent free on receipt ol ntamp fur poMtage. 36 A Great Cause of Human Misery Im the Immh of . H V f.'f. A LECTUKK )N XHK NATL'KK, TKKAT ment. and Kadlcal cure of Seminal Weakne, or hnernialoi iliiL-ii, induced by Self Abuse, Involun tary Kmmlsaions, Impotency, Nervous Debility, and Impediments to marriage generally; Con sumption, Kpllepsy, and Fits: Alental and Phys ical Incapacity, etc. by KOHliK'l' J. CULVEli WKLL. M. IX. author of the (Jreen Book." etc. The world-renowned author, hi this admirable Lecture, clearly proves Irom Ills own experience that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may be effectually removed wiihout dangerous sur gical operations, bougies. Instruments, rings, or cordials; pointing out a mode of cure at once certain and etti-ctual. hy which every sutterer. no matter what his condition mav be. may cure him self cheaply, prlvatolv and radically. This lecture w.ll v a boon to thou sands and thousands. Sent under seal. In a plain envelope, to anv ad dress, on receipt of six cents or two postage tamps. We have also a sure cure tor Tape Worm. Address THE CULVEimELL MEDICAL CO., 40pl 41 Ami St., New York ; P. O. box, 4586. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL, BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMER, yew liloom field. Professional Cards. ( HAH. J.T.McINTlHR, Attoruey at l.aw. New lllonmtleld. Perrynn.. Pa. W All professional business promi)tlyandfaltb fully attended to. 321 v. JOHN f'AI.VIN WA1.U8, Attorney at Law and District Attorney, New lllomnlleld. Perry Co., Pa. "Olllce over Mortimer's new store. All legal business promptly nnd carefully transacled. May 4. 1H4". JK.JUNKIN.AttorneyatLaw, New llluomlleld. Perry Co., Pa. -OHlue Next door to the residence of Judga Junklu. 4,')tt JEWIS POTXItll, ATTOItNK V AT LAW, NEW HLOOMFJEM), PKltHY CO..PA. Claims promptly secured collected Wrltlngsaud all legal business carefullyattend ed to. a y OHAHLKS U. SMIl.KY. Attomevat I.aw New Bloomlleld, Perry Co. Pa. "Ollli:a two doors east, of Joseph Binlth's Hotel. (August 2, 1872. WM. A. 8PONSI.KH, Attorney-at-Law, Dlllce adjoining his residence, on East Malnstreet, New Uloomtleld, Perry Co.. Pa. 82 lj WM. N. HElBF.ItT. Attorney at l.aw, New Bloomlleld. Perryeo..Pa. Bloomlleld. 8 331v. LEWIS POTT Kit, NOTAKT PUBLIC. New Bloom field. Perry Co., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully Erepared and acknowledgements taken. All Inds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certilled, will also take depositions to be rer.u In anvcourt luthe United States. 71Uly OILAS. A, BAltNETT, Attorney al l. rw, New Uloomtleld. Perry Co., Pa .OHIce on high street. North side, nearly op posltethe Presbyterian church. 8 21y ML. LKJ'JETT. Attohsrtat Law, Newport, Perry tbn(j. Pa. Having DHrmanentiv located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl aessmatters committed to his care. . Olllce, No. W N irth 8econd Street. Newport, April 2f 1878. WM. A. MOHHISON, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and OENERAL COLLECTOlt. NbwGekmantown. Perryco.,Pa. -Kemittanceswlllbe made promptly for all Collections made. 744 D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Bloomlleld. Perry County, Pa. - Olllce on Malnstreet, South Side, nearly opposite the residence of Wni. McKee. Everything belonging to the profession done lu the best manner. VAiX W011K Wakhant eu. Terms moderate. 28 j w.rowe, m7l riiTSIelan nut Siugcou Dentist. Oltlce near B'xler's Mills, where all prolesslnnal business will be promptly at tended to. Dental work or all kinds warrautedin price and quality. Way 25. '8U. ly. P RAND BOULEVARD HOTEL,- VJ Comer tlth St. and llrondivii) , XVAX YORK. On Both American & European riam. Fronting on Central Park, the Grant! Boule vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ilo tel occupies the entire square, and was built and furnished at an rxpen.se of over It'Hl.Oin). It Is one of the most elegaut as wall as II 11 est located In the city ; has a passenger Elevator and all modern Improvements, and Is within one square of the depots of the Sixlh and Eighth Avenue Elevated K. li. Caisand still nearer to the Broad way cars convenient and accessible from all parts of the city, ttooms with board, 2 per day. Special rates for families and permanent guests. Aug. 24. 'eO ly E. HASKELL. Proprietor. LiMiiraNiTO PEOPLE'S Sewing Machine. The Teople'v Bewlng- Machine Is light running haa simple tensions, a large, easily threaded shuttle winds the bobbin without running the works of the machlno, and Is so simple In Us construction that It Is easily understood. ACENT8 WANTED Where our sewing machines are not repre sented, and we offer the most liberal induce ments. Bond for Illustrated Circulars to the Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co., PHILADELPHIA, PA, 13 Cm ONLY S20, for this style of PHILADEL PHIA HINUKK. Equal to any Singer lu the market. Kemein ber. we send it to be exam ined before you pay for It. This Is the same style other companies retail for A0. All Machines warranted for three years, send for our Illustrat ed Circular and Testimonials. CHAHLEH A. WOOD i CO., 17 N. TenthSt., Philadelphia, Pa. ESTATE N'OTICK. Notice Is heieby given that let'ers of Administration Cum Jtntn iiiento 4iincxo have been granted on the estate of Catherine Kline, late of the Borough of Marjs vllle, Perry county. Pa., deceased, by Kegister of said county, to Jacob Kline, residing In said Bor ough of llarysvilla. All persons Indebted toald estate are requested to make immediate payment and those having claims, to present llieiu for settlement. JAOOtf KLINE. Lewis PoTT" u. Atfy. Administrator. March. 29. 1S.H. ANCY Goods and Notions, Some new ar" rivals, uneap. F. MORTIMER, Don't you want sonieotieap oous iur v anis ana muisT youao, aou-j lau to ex amine the splendid assortment for sale by F MORTIS EK. You cau suit yoursellln style and price. v IK i Address w 13t f"A Btoek-broker, returning to his office the other day, aHer a eubatantlal luncheon with a client, salt! complacent ly, to Lis head clerk i " Mr. I'utkln, the world looks differ etit to a man when he has had a bottle of champagne In him." "Yes, sir," replied the clerk, signifi cantly, " and he looks different to the world." t-m t-S" Bergh la always getting up some thing lu the philanthropic line. It Is understood that he offers a large cash prize for the best essay in answer to the question : " How shall we make our out-door life attractive to the motet u lto V" We've got It. Go out doors yourself. Remit by the registered letter, post-office order, or draft on New Bloomlleld. If you have warts on your hand, rub each of them with a bullet, and load a gun with the bullets. Then watch until a vagrant cow tries to open the front gale of your yard with her horns. Aim carefully at the cow's head, and tire. If all the bullets go into her head, it may not cure the warts; but it will be an almighty good thing for the neigh borhood. tW To pay that Jones' nose Is a rouser would be stating It mildly. It stands out on his profile like a good deed in a naughty world, or a lighthouse on a beach. And Jones is sensitive about that nose. Seeing a strange young man gazing at him the other day, Jones be came uneasy, until he finally brokeout with, " Well, what are you staring at ? Do you see anything remarkable about me?" " Nose, sir," was the rather equivocal reply of the young man as he dodged around the corner. Boston Transcript. Meant a Raw One. A French peasant saw In the river a floating egg. He thought he could catch It with his hand, but in bis attempt he fell in the water, and the egg escaped him. The water was deep and he could not swim. In terror he believed that Qod was thus punishing him for bis greediness. To propitiate his fate be vowed that if be escaped be would never eat another egg. Instantly a branch of a tree presented itself to him, by means of which he gained the banks of the stream. Shaking himself be said : "I suppose, O Lord, that you of course un derstood me to say raw egg." XW A fine haired young lady of Wheeling went away from home some time ago on a visit to a friend. She was a finicky sort of a girl and was very prop er indeed. At dinner on the day of her arrival she ate very little. " Why, Jane," said her friend, " you don't eat anything. Take something else ; please do 1" " Oh, no," she simpered, " thank you ; I never eat big messes away from home." The was a silence during the rest of the meal. One day Judge Dudley Marvin, who was a famous lawyar for more than a quarter of a century, .was accosted by a man, who said : " I have a boy whom I want you to take and make a lawyer of." " How old is he V asked Mr. Marvin. " He is eighteen years old, stout and rugged ; and he's got a pair of lungs like a bellows," replied the father. " Has he any other qualifications ?" " Ves, sir, he's got the great qualifica tion of all," said bis father; " he's the confoundedest liar you ever saw. I thought when I heard you in the court room just now, that it wouldn't take very long for Sam to come pretty nigh up to you." A Fish Story. Some Eastern tourist bad been spin ning some incredible yarns, when one of the party turning toan old mountain eer said : " Bill, that get '8 away with fishing in Montana, don't it?" " Wall, I don't know 'bout that." " Do you mean to my that you have caught larger fish J"' " No, but I've caught some purty big fellers." " Come, now, tell us the weight of the largest trout you ever caught." " Wall, I can't exactly tell as to the weight, but you folks can rigger on It Now, you know it U over two hundred miles around the Yellowstone Lake. Put that down. As I said before, I don't know the weight of the biggest trout I ever yanked out, but I did haul up one on the beach, and after I landed him the lake fell three feet, and it hasn't ria since."