THE TIMES, NEW KL00MF1EL1), PA., MAY 10, 181. Philadelphia Advertisements. Ready Mixed Taints ! u o a s ' KEADY MIXED TAINTS ! nowateb.no chemicals, no benzine, but a pure Off. PAINT, READY F 0 U USE. 80 DEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .rAlST BENT BT MAIL. IT IS TUT ONMKR OTIIER PAINT. MADK WITH LEAD AND OIL. VIZ: NICELY BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATEH PAINT TRY IX, And You Will TroYe II to bo the Heat Liquid Faint lu the Market. JOHN LUCAS Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French (Jrecn, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VAIINISIIES, &c tST For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, Now Blooinlleld, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN Successors to BH AFFNEU, ZIEOLEB & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, CJIoves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, N o.3fl, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, ERITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 505 MARKET 8TLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 . OWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. Itf.AMt HOOKS - Always on hand, and made to Order, Nos. 530 Market and 52) Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, rA. S- ALSO, Publishers of Sanders' New Read prs, and Brooks" Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History ot the United States, Felton's Outline Maps, etc L0YD, SUPPLEE & WALTOnT WHOLESALE Hart ware House, No. C25 Market Street, I Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS, wiioi.i:s vj.i: GROCERS, ' No. 123 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Pa. QRAYBILL & CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., And a fine Assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 120 Market street, above 4th, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gAMUEL BOMBERGER, . WITH itu.ta.r., M OI I A :.. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTIIH, Cotton & Woolen Cliiilii.tVe. No. 3.13 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchnnts wishing to select from as large a stock as can l;n found ;tn the ollv, nud at the LOWEST CASH PRICKS, should give me a cull. August 31, 1HHII.II. .WAINWRIOHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS . AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street. Philadelphia Penn'a, J S. DOUGHERTY WITtl D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLB8ALS BOOT AND SHOE WABEIIOUSE, Hia MAHKKT STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. jjallTsIiEnk&coT 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barcroft &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN I1Y GOODS. January 1 1881. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strickler) NEW BLOOHFIELD, PENN'A, HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B. Strickler In the Drug Business at his Store-room, on MAIN STREET, two doors East nt the 111k Spring, I will endeavor to make It tn eveiy way worthy the patronage of the public. Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' preoptions, so as to Insure accuracy and guard against accidents. BEAK 1ST ITIIM that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything uf the BEST QUALI TY.. The publio may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PURE and UNADULTERATED. I II AYE CONSTANTLY OX HAND HAIK OIL and POMADE8 HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. SURGEONS, TOILET, and CARRIAGE SPONGES, PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDEKS. CASTILE and FANCV SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medt. dues of every description. ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, 4c. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purposes, Terms, Strletly Cash. By strict attention to business. I hope to merl the confidence and favor of the public. JACOB STRICKLER, Ph. G. Anrll29. 1879. THE SPRINGFIELD SEWING MACHINE. Best in the World. 1 he manufacturers of the SPRINGFIELD are aware that. In order to meet the critical and economical demands of the times, the machine must possess n combination ot mechanical excel leuces, making It superior to anv of Its prede cessora. and at the same time be offered at a price that will place it within the means of all. Kullv realizing the force of these conditions, they oiler the Npringrield, conlldent that It will tiullill every retiuiremeut that can be expected of a first class family and manufacturing machine. Every Machine is warranted perfeat iu construc tion, lu case any of the parts prove defective, when machine Is used for family purposes, within live years from date of purchase, the manufactur ers will replace such deleotlve part without charge. This does not apply to needles, shuttles, or bobbins. Made by THE SPRINCFIELD Sewing Machine Company, 13 0IU SPRINGFIELD, MASS. IYDIA E. FIIOTAM. OF LYNN, MASS. DISCOrCIIF.il OP LYDBA E. PBNKHAM'8 VFGETAELTS COMPOUND. Tho Pn,t1r Cttrrj For all Female Complaints. TMti pirvtrrtttrm, a Its mmo ulrrniflm, ronJt of Vtv.-elnblo I'm; turtles tliat are liarmlHH to tho niont d 1 IrittdnrnlWL Upon ono trial the motitit of tlili Com pound will liorcnojrnJTMl.iu relief in lmmerilnto t and when Its ustj Is continued, In nlncty-nlnn euro In a nun. tI:Til,ftiKnnftncntcunilrn(r(.'(te(ltniitlioMin(l(t will tcg tlfy. On arcotmt of IU proTon mcr!tn, It in trw!ny rv criMimnnrlctl and proscrilxxl by tho bo: t physicians In t:io rountry. It will cur entirely tlio worrt form of frilling of tho utortift, Lrncorrhnfa, Irrrfftilnr find painful Men tnwtlon.nllOTarlanTroulilcB, Inflammntlun cud Ulceration, FloodlnRUfftU DlJiplaecmrnts and tlio con wquent splrml weaknosn, and n cf.ioclally ednjitt rt l tlio Change nf Ufa It will dissolve and exppl ttimnri fi-omtliOUtorunlninearlyBtnrTG of dcrpltvmiMif . The t 'iidnnry toenncorouiUumyni thero 1j ebockej Ttry t :K?ptllly Ijylta mm. In f.-vt It hns prnrcd tr bo thn mvr.t est and best remedy that lias err.t bsea ti;7( r fd. It permeates every portion of tho pyrtem. nil 1 wivt now life md vlor. It removes f .'.IntncKi.r.atrt'.rr.ry. t'. otroysnJlcnxving fur stimulants, and relieves T.e-:.n. !B of V.o ntomach Itcurt-s Hloatlnff, neadnehes, Kervous rroMrrt'o-) OencralI)ebHlty,tileeplegi:nc!3, Depression ;1 Iiit.l portion. That feeling of bearinfftfor.-n, causing pn! . weight and backache, ta always pcmcnent!y corrd !j itsuso. It wlllnt all times, and under til c!rti:int:tcn ces, act In harmony with the law that caverns tua femalo system. For KlUnuy Complaints of either wi this cornjiouniJ Is unsnrpassed. Lydia Ei Pinkbam's VegetaWe CompoLncI Is prepared at 223 nnd 23ft Western Avsnno, Lynn, Morn. Price Cl.'. Blx bottles for $.00. Bent by mail 1:i ti.o form of pllls.ajsoln the form of Lozenges, on receipt of price, $1.00, per box, for either. Mrs. Pl.N'KIIAM freely answers all letters of inquiry. Bend for pam phlet. Add ram as above Mention thta pajter ho family should be without LYDIA E. nSKFlAM I.ivna PILLS. Tliey cure Constlyiatlon. Clllousnea uU Torpidity of the Liver. S& cents per box. .GKO. A. KELLYft CO., General A Renin, Pittsburgh, Pa. Also for sale by Jacob strloK ler, INew lllornilleld, Pa. 27uly profitable Reading for Everybody Inusiness men women, teachers, mec names out by the constant toil and worry of your work ! 'fon't driiilt intnjiicnttnsj'bitteM, but use ' Are vou siillering irum Liyperisiu, lhenma Itiim, Neuralgia, or with Dowel, Kidney or Liveil Icomplnints, yon enn be cured by neinsr fl if you nre wasting away with Con.suiiipuuu, Female AVcakness or any sickness f if you have a had cniih nr roll), ynn wilt find nre relief in 1 I if yuu are enfeebled by disease, age or diti- Epation. and your system needs invigorating, or! lif you nave pimples nnd blotches, nndyour blood' fneeds purifyinif, ymi rn nlwnvs Hep-nd on ' Made Ituin Ginger, Buchu, Mandrake, 6tillin- qia and other of the brs roctlicines known-it i-- the Best Health & Strength Restorer Evor Used far superior to Hitter. Essences of (iin-. Ifcer and other tunics, as it nover intoxloates. ntd combines th? best curative properties of nil.' It Has Saved II nnd reds of tires ) It May have lours. liny n ;rc. bottle of your druggist, and to avoTcrl 'nunterieiu be sure our signature ih o:i the out -ifle wrnppnr. Hmmx A ("f.. Chmit, N. Y Parker's Hair Balsam. HaSfSSsS: The Ilent A Most Lconomlcal Hair Dresslnf Containing only Ingredients that are beneficial totheliair nnd scalp, the Halsam will be found far more satisfactory than any other preparation. It Never Falls to Itestoretlra or Faded Hair to the original youthful color and is warranted to remove datidru.'I, prevent baldness and promote a growth of young hair. Hold by druggist at joc, 29 d 1y Bknj. F. Grafton. Btort B. Ladd, Halbekt R. Painb. Late Commissioner qf patents. PATENTS. PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD, ((ornejs-at-iote and Sbllcltori q American (tnU foreign Putentt. Xo. 412 Firth Street, AVllHlllllfjtOM, I. C Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In the Patent UIIIro, and In the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlet sent free on receipt of stamp for postage. 35 A Great Cause of Human Misery Is the rON ot A LECTURB O.N THE N A'iURK. TREAT ment, and Radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Spermatorrha-a, Induced by Self Abuse, Involun tary KnimlsHions, 'Impoteucy, Nervous Debility, and I in pediments to marriage generally; Con. sumption. Epilepsy, and Fits: Mental and Phvs leal Incapacity, etc. by ROBERT .1. CULVER WELL. M. I)., author of the "Ureen Rook." etc. The world-renowned author. In this admirable Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may be ettectKally removed without dangerous sur glcal operation, bougies. Instruments, rinfts, or cordials; pointing out a mode of cure at once certain and t-ffectual. by which every sullerer. no matter what his condition mav be. may cure him self cheaply, privately and radically. . This Lecture v;ll prov " boon to thou sands and thousands. Sent under seal, lu a plain envelope, to anvad dress. on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. We have also a sure cure for Tape Worm. Address THE CULVEBWELL MEDICAL CO., 0pl J 41 Ann St., New York P. O. Box, 4586. A FULL ASSORTMENT" OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL. BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MOIlTIMKIt, New liloom field. Miim rrofeMlonnl Cards. ClIAS.J.T.MdIHTIRR, Attorney-at-Law, New Hloomllelil.I'erryeo.,Pa. -AII profetslonaltMisluesspromptlyandfalth fully attended to. 8 2 ly. TOIIN CALVIN wTllTs, AtloTncy at-Law tj Hiid District A Itornev. .-... lJ.ew l'""neld. Perry Co.. Pa. tlllce over Morilinei's new store. All legal business promptly and care fully transacted. May 4. lfWi. JB.JUS KIN, Attorney-at-Law, New Miooinlleld, Perry co., Pa. , "Olnee Next door to the residence of Judge Juuklu. tlpt, J-EW18 POTTKIl, ATTOHNKY AT J.AAV, NEW HLOOMFIELIL PERRY CO., PA. rfllalnn promptly secured collected Wrltlugsaud all legal business careftillyaltend edto. ft yi CHARLES II. SMILEY, Attorney at La w New llloornlleld, Perry Co. Pa. Olllue two doors east ol Joseph Smith' hotel. lAtiBHSt 2, 1872t WM. A. SPONSLEH, Attorney-at-Iaw Odlce adjoining his residence, on East Malnstreet.New Uloomlleld, Perry oo., Pa.821y WM. N. SEIBERT. Aftorney-atTawT .. NewBloomUeId,Perryeo.,P. UloomHeld,8331y. LEWIS POTTER, notary public. New Bloom, held. Perry Co., Pa. Deeds.Honds.Mortgages and Leases carefully Prepared and acknowledgements taken. All Indsof Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be rer.d In anycourt In the United States. TlOly OUA8. A. BAKNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld.Perryco., Pa -Omce on high street, North side, nearly op posltethe Preshyterian Church. 8 21y ML. LIOUKTT. ATTOHUgy-AT-LAW, Newport, Perry Vounty. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl oess matters committed to his care. OHloa, No. so North Second Street. Newport, April 2C 1878. WM, A. MOKniSOwT" JUSTICE OK TH E PEACE and OENERAL COLLECTtJH. New(;khantown, Perryco., Pa. -ltemlttanoeswlllbe made promptly for all Collectlonsmade. 744 D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SUllGEOff DENTIST, New Bloomlleld, Perry County, Fa. Olllne on Carlisle, St., dlrectlyopposlte the Pres byterian Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. VAi.t, Work Wahuantku. Terms moderate. 28 J W.ROWE, M.D. Physician and Snrgeon Dentist. Office near Bixler's Mills, where all prolesslonal business will lie promptly attended to. Dental wm-k of all kinds warranted!!! price and quality. May 25. '80. ly. GRAND BOULEVARD" HOTElT Corner SOth Ml. and llroudsvay, JfKW VOltK. On Both American & European Plam. Fronting on Central Park, the Orand Boule vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho tel occupies the entire square, and was built and furnished at an exiense of over 4i0,000. It Is ene of the most elegant as well as finest located In the city ; has a passenger Elevator and all modern Improvements, and Is within one square of the depots of the Sixth and Eighth Avenue Elevated R. K. Cars and still nearer tothe Broad way cars convenient and accessible from all 6:11 ts of the city. Dooms with board, $2 per day. peclal rates for families and permanent guests. Autf.21. 'so ly IE. HASKELL, Proprietor. LIGHT-RUNNING PEOPLE'S Sowing Machine, The People'M Sewing Machine Is light running has slmplo tensions, a large, easily threaded shuttle winds the bobbin without running the works of the machine, and is sa simple in Its construction that It Is easily understood. AGENTS WANTED Where our sewing machines are not repre sented, and we offer the most liberal Induce ment. Bend for Illustrated Circulars to the Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co., PHILADELPHIA, PA. 13 6m ONLY S20, for this style of PHILADEL PHIA SINGER. Equal to any Singer in the market. Remem ber, we send it to be exam ined before you pay for It. This is the same style other companies retail for SaO. All Machines warranted for three years. Send for our Illustrat ed Circular and Testimonials. CHARLES A. WOOD & CO., 17 N. Tenth St., Philadelphia. P . E STATU NOTICFNotlce Is hereby giveu that let'ers of Administration Cwm 7Ma iitenlo Annexo have been granted on the estate of Catherine Kllue, late ot the Borough of Marys ville. Perry county. Pa., deceased, by Register of said county, to Jacob KUue, residing In said Bor ough of Marysvllle. All persons indebted to said estate are requested to make immediate payment and those having claims, to present them for settlement. JACOB KLINE, Lewis PorrrH, Att'y. Administrator. March, 29, 1.S81. FANCY Goods and Notions, Some new ar rivals. Cheap, F. MORTIMER, MEN'S WEAR. K' 1 want someehean r Pants and SultsT don t tail to ex amine the splendid assortment for sale by F MOKTIMEU. You cau suit yourseltln style and prtoe. Address W 13t MA tSfJ'jtifiueHe A young lady attend ing lialls anil parties should Lave a fe male chaperon until she Is able to call Borne other chap her own. S4T A Texas epitaph reads: Ills name was Billy Magee, And be hailed from Tennessee. He fit In the wars And was covered with scan, But be died with the dlaree. ftFlf a poor merchant should marry an extravitfiant girl, would his book keeper? If she should neglect to sew on his buttons, would her dressmaker? And If she should refuse to put on her clothes, would her hairdresser. tW An Englishman who went to see an Irish friend, knocked at the street, door and asked, " Does Mr. McOuIre' live here?" "He does, sorr, but he's dead!" " When did he die?" "If he'd lived till tomorrow, he'd have been dead a fortnight," was the response. KTA young lady admitted to her mother that her beau bad kissed her on the cheek. " And what did you do I" asked the old lady in a tone of indignation. " Mother " said the young lady, " I cannot tell a He; I turned the other cheek." rf5T"My brethren," said a Western minister, " the preaching of the gospel to some people Is like pouring water over a sponge it soaks in and stays. To others it is like the wind blowing through a chicken coop. My experience of this congregation is that it contains more chicken coops than sponges." CA clergyman once, while reading the burial service, came to the place where he must say "deceased brother (or sister)." He did not know which; so, turning to a morner, he asked whether it was a "brother or sister." The mourner innocently said, " No relation at all, sir; only an acquaint ance." 3TFashlon Is often the result of acci dent. A South End woman's hat blew off the other day and was run over by a horee car, a hack and a wheelbarrow, besides being stepped upon four times, before she recovered it. She bad to wear it home, though, and seven milli ners who saw it thought it was a new style and went to making hats with just such jams in them, and they went off like hot cakes. .. A Silent Partner. Xr. X is an eminent physician of Philadelphia, and as is often the case with eminent physicians, is brusque and overbearing in manner. Among bis office patients one morning was a gen tleman who, after- occupying exactly five minutes of the great man's time, took a ten dollar note from his pocket and inquired the amount of the fee. "Fifty dollars," said the impatient medical man. The patient demurred a little, whereupon the physician rudely remarked: "Well what do you expect to pay ? Give me what yea have got," and on receiving the ten dollar note turned scornfully to bis negro servant and banding the money remarked; "That is for you, Jim;"-but lost bis temper still more when bis patient coolly said: "I did not know before that you bad a partner. Good morn ing, doctor." The Dutchman Wins. In the Legislature of Ohio, gome years ago, there was a warm dispute whether a. certain proposed lailroad should commence at a certain point down or at a certain other point up the river. " Who ever beard," said a down the-river advocate, "of beginning ant, thing at the top'i Who ever beard of building a chimney from the top down ward? Who ever saw a bouse begun at the top ?" Up jumped a Dutch member from an up-the-rlver country. "Meester Bresi dent, de jentiemans y dat dees Beez nees ess all von boomboog, pecause vee vants to pegeen our railroad suit de top ov de Bhtate, und be makes some seely combarlsons apout de Louze und de schlmney. I veel also ask de jentie mans von questions. Een beea bart ov de Bhtate, ven dey peglns to build vou veil, do dey pegina mit de bottom of de veil, or do dey pegins mit de top ov de veil? Veel de jentiemans bleese an swer me dat leetle von questions ?" The laughter which explosively fol lowed this Teutonic retort showed who in the opinion of the legislators, had the better of the argument llarptr't Maga-int