THE TIMES, NEW DL00MFIEL1), PA., MAltCII 22. 181. 7 Philadelphia Advertisement?. Ready Mixed Paints ! LUCAS READY MIXED TAINTS ! nowater.no chemicals, no benzine, but a pure Olli PAINT, READY FOR USE. Hamplo Oiii1s. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PAlJiT SENT BT MAIL. IT IS PUT ONMKR OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZ : NICELY BHUHI1ED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TKY IT, . And Ion Will Prove II to be the Best Liquid I'alnl In the Market. JOHN LUCAS .te CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c 13T For Sample 'Card apply to P. Mortl- mor, New Bloomtlotd, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER&SWEARINGEN' Suooessors to 8HAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbons, Snspcnders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY WITB TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co.. WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 505 MARKET BTREET, PHILADELPHIA. 1 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and madeto Order. Nos. 630 Market and 523 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO Publishers of Sanders'NewReaders.and Brooks'Arlthmetlcs. Also, Robert's Uistoryol the UnitedStates.Felton'sOutline Maps.&e. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Btreet. Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS. WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET BT., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO, Wholesale Dealers! n Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 420 Market street, above 4th PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gMIulEloBErS ' wren llM.ULi:, M OTT V CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTHS, Cotton & Woolen CIinlii.Ao. No. 833 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as large a stock a can tie found 'In the city, and at the LOWEST (J ASH PRICES, should give me a call. August 31, UMO.tf. VAINWdHT& CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a. J S. DOUGHERTY ' WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLESALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, B13 MARKET STIiEET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. H ALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barcroft & Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS DRY January 1 1881. GOODS, MOBEAU'H Medicated extract of MAIT AKI REEF. CURES Consumption, Diabetes, Brlght's Disease, Epilepsy ,ISt. Vitus' s Dance, Scrofula, If destruc tion is not carried too far, and builds up constitu tions ruined by excesses of whatever nature. Take It and add your testimonial to the thousands already obtained, For sale by all druggists. Price, $1.00. ' TTZ. 33. C. LUKS' ' ' GERMAN ANTIBILIOXJS POWDER IS a radical cure for 8lck and Dull Headace, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation, Piles, Palpi tation of the Heait. Impurities cf the Blood, as Pimples, Dingy Skin, Drowsiness, &c. It is a mild purgative and adapted to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all druggists. Price 50 ctt. MOBEAU'8 MALT FARINA. The best food for Infants and the most nutri tious diet for Invalids. Contains all the muscle and bone making elements of wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach. Is easily di gested and does not change in any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 50 cents. DR. B. C. LUKS' German Soothlna Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of pleasant taste, for all painlul affections of Infants and children procedlng and accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings suffer but procure a bottle at once. For sale by all druggists,. Price, 25cts. May 25, '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strickler) NEW BL00MFIELD, PENN'A, HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B, Strickler In the Drug Business at his Store-room, on MAIN STREET, two doors East of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make It In every way worthy the patronage of the public. Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presclptions. so as to Insure accuracy and guard against accidents. BEAR TS JIIM that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything of the BEST QUALI TY. The nubile may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented fvna ana uwAuu.Lx.iLttAi.iuj. I BITE COJiSTAKTLY ON HAND HAIR OIL and POMADES, HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. SURGEONS, TOILET, and CARRIAGE SPONGES, PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE and FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Med! ernes of every description. ALSO, Sega'rs, Tobacco, School Books, &c. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purposes. Tentxst, Strictly Cnsli. By strict attention to business. I hope to merl uie oonnaenoe ana iavor ui me puuiic. JACOB STRICKLER, Ph. O Aprll2, 1879. MRS. LYDIA L FINKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS. V PIMOVFRKT fit LYDIA E. PINKHAKl'S TOETABLT3 COMPOUND. For all Female Complaints. Thin preparation, an its luime tipnffle, eon rift of Voffc table lYoportios that oro harmless to the mont del Irnto Invalid. Upon one trial the merits of this Com nonnd will be recofrnizedt as relief Is Immediate and vhen Its use is continued, In ninety-nine canes In a nun. dred, arKn7nanentcurnlscrTccted,asOiouBamls will tes tify. On account of its rrromn merits, It in today re commended and proscribed by the bost phyrdcians In the country. It will cure entirely the worst form of falling of the uterus, Leucorrhoti, Irregular and painful Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Flood Infra, all Displacements and the con sequent spinal weakness, and ti especially adapted to the Changre of Life It will dissolve and expel tumors from thoutrusinan early etofro of doTcloment. Tlie tendency to cancerous humors there Is checked very speedily by Its use, la fact It has proved to bo the flrrrxt. est and best remedy that bos ever been discover ed. It permeates every portion of the system, and pi vim new life and vipor. It rcmowi f aln tne3s,natulcnry , lr stroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves wea.n:rs of the stomach It curat Bloating. Headaches, Nervous PreMratlon, Oeneral Debility, Bleeplesencoa, DcprccKion and I mil irestion. That feeling of bearing dow n, causing pain, weight and backache, la always permanently cured br Its use. It will at all times, and under all circumstan ces, act In harmony with the law that governs the female system. For Kidney Complaints of either sex tills compound Is unsurpassed. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at 233 and 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mwn. Price $1.00. Six bottles for 6.00. Bent by mail in tlie form of pills, also in the form of Lozenges, on receipt of price, 91.00, per box, for either, sirs. PINKlLASft freely answers all tetters of Inquiry. Send for pam phlet. Address as above Mention thf$ paper. No family should be without LYDIA E. FINK BAM LIVCn PILLS. They cure Constipation. EUiouKncs Jid Torpidity of the Liver. 85 cents per box. M. GEO. A. KKLLY& CO.. (leneral Aawntn. Plttsbni-Rh, Ta. Also for sale by Jacob Hirlck ler, New Blormileld, ra. 27Hly fProfitabte Heading for Everybody L Uusmesn men women, teachers, mechanics,, farmer, minister, mof hers, and all who arc lircc!. rout by the constant ton and worry ot your work I'lon't c'link intoxioatintr-bitters, but ir.e Arc vou fcuilcnuki it win lJv.sLH.-nMa. Klicuma-1 lism. ISeuraleia.or with Bowel. Ridncv or Liver complr.intn, von enn be cured by limine A If you are wasting away with Coiihuinpiiui), Female Weakness or any sickness : if vou have aJ had contrh or coM, you will find sure relief in J li you aie enlccblcd by disease, or di pation. and your system needs invioratinfr, or, it vou nave ptmnics ana blotches, auuvouroiooo frneeds purifyincr, you enn nlwnv Hrpcnd on Made trom Uinner, Buohu, hlandrske, btilhn- fiia and other of the bct medicines known it ihe Bost Health & Slrenith Restorer Ever4 Usoc! far superior to fitters. Essences of Giu-J i;er and other i omcri, as it n jver intoxicrtes, '. m combines thn best curative properties of all.' It Uus Saved Hundreds oT Lives J It Hay Savo Yonrs. Vixiy a soc. bottle of your dru.nTist, an J to avoun counlerlcUs ui s-.irc our s iatur: l.ni t.ic out side wranper. 1 ltsrn At (N., N. Y. trfrfi ! tit ,-1 - - - i n Parker's Flair Balsam. The Best A Mast lxonomlcal Hair Droasln? Containing only insredicnts that lire beneficial to the hair and scalp, the Ualsam will be fonnd far more satisfactory than any other preparation. It Never Falls te ltostoro Gray or Faded Hair to the oriinal youthful color anil is warranted to remove dandrulf, prevent baldness and promote a growth of young hair. by UruggUU at 50 eta. ' 29 d ly ' Bknj. F. Gbafton. Stout B. Ladd, Hai.phrt E. Paine, Late Commissioner qf Patents. PATENTS. PAIXE, GBAFTON & LADD, (forney-at.Lae and Solicltort of American ana foreign fuiems. Xo. 412 Firth Street, C. Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In the Patent Ofllco, and in the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlet sent free uo iruei pi ui stamp lur postage. sa A Lecture to Young Men On the Loss oi A LECTURE ON THE NATURE. TKEAT ment. and Radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Spermatorrhea, induced by Self Abuse, Involun tary mmissions, impotency, nervous ueuiiuy, and Impediments to marrlaee aenerallv: Con. sumption. Epilepsy, and Fits; Mental and Phys ical Incapacity, etc. by KORERT J. CULVER WELL. M. D.. author of the "Green Book." etc. The world-renowned author, In this admirable Lecture, clearly proves from bis own experience that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may be effectually removed without dangerous sur gical operations, bougies, instruments, rings, or cordials: pointing out a mode of cureatonca certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no .matter wnai nis common mav oe. may cure mm. self cheaply, privately and radically. This Lecture will prove a boon to tliou gands and thousands, sent uuder seal. In a plain envelope, to an v ad dress, on receipt of six cents or two postage stain ps. Address the Publishers, THE CULVEiiWELL MEDICAL CO., 40pl y 41 Ann St., New York ; P. O. Box, 4588. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILIj be found at OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMER, New Itlootn field, Professional Cards. QHA8. J. T. MoINTIRR, Attorny-t-Lw , New Hloomtleld, lrry co,, P. r- All prnfislonRl business promptlyaudfalth fully attended to. -J 2 It. JOHN CALVIN WALI.I8, Attorney at Law and District Attorney. New Bloomtleld, Terry Co.. Pa. rOITIce over Mortimer's new store. All legal business promptly and carefully transacted. May 4, 18S0. JE. JUNKIN, Attorney-at-Law, New Itloomlleld, I'erry co., Fa. "Oftlc Next door to the residence of J "due Junkln. ityt TBVflS l'OTTEU, ATTOUNKY AT 1.AW, NEWBLOOMFIF.LD, FERRY CO., PA. "Clnlms promptly secured collected WrltliiEsaiid all legal business carefullyattend ed to. CHARLES H. 8MILF.Y, AttomevatLaw, New Itloomlleld, Perrv Co. Pa. rOfn!e two doors east of Joseph Smith's hotel. (August 2, 1872. WM. A.8PON8LEK, Attorney-at-Law, Onice adjoining his residence, on East Mainstreet.New Bloomtleld, Perry co., Pa. 82 ly WM. N. RF.1BF.RT. Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtleld, Perry co., Pa. Bloomneia,3 33lv. r EWI8 POTTER, WOTART PUBLIC, New Bloom. Lj field. Perry Co., Fa. 1 w,is nmnln. Morteairei and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certltied.wlll also take depositions to bo rer.d In anvcourt in the united states. nuiy OUAS.A. BARNKTT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld.lerryco.,Pa positetlio Presbyterian Church. 3 21y ML. LIGGETT. Attornrt-at-Law, . Newport, Perry 0)unty. Pa. Having permanently locaiea ai newport, mu give prompt and areful attention to all busl Oess matters commurfln n nincmrc. 1- Olllco, No. si 1 Norm seconu street.. Newport, April 2P 1878. WM. A. MOBUISOS. irtuTrnif iw Tit if PR AflR and GENERAL COLLECTOR. NbwGebmantows, Perryco.,Pa. -Remlttanceswillbe made promptly for an Collections made. T SUNDY.M.D. fj , Physician and Surgeon. A graduate 01 umviiui mnu vnii. Located permanently in the borough of Bloom, held. Oilers his professional services to the citl- ... 1,1 ...MA.iti.Hni, vlnlnllv Culls 111 the country attended to promptly. Olllce nn nariuia .i.i'nAt.. tlie oiin formerly occupied ty .. . . . . 1(1 Am ur. Ara. D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, 8URGEOX DENTIST, .New Bloomtleld, Perry County, Pa. nm r,itn,A U, itlp.nHvAnnA.lla 111. PlVI. byterlan Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. B.Ai.L WOKK Wabbanteu. Terms moderate. 28 W. R0WE, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Dentist. ntAA Ahm niiat utlta whArji all nrn! AQutnn nl buslneMwill bo promptly attended to. Dental WOl'K 01 ail Kinas warrttuieuiu ynuo mm 4ut.n1;. Man 0 aa 1 V. jyjEDIC AL N0TICEI DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Having located permanently In NEW BL00MF1ELD, Offers his professional services to the citizens of the Borougn ana surrounding cuuutry. tw n ha. rtAAn AnirAfrprt In an extensive nrac- tlc3 for over 28 years. Ho has also served his country in the capacity of Surgeon to the 78th fa. vol. lntantry auring tue mto xvnutnuuu, i,,.i,iii,rj hi. nommlsslon from the then Governor ot this Commouwealtn. His credentials are from eneof the best Meaicai uoncges in America. His success as a practitioner of medicine is ac knowledged by reooinmendatlons from former patrons, which are free for Inspection at all times. . , IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases he has had very extensive experlence,and hascured i .1 .. .i ,i n Mar uuT ru nf .itlTArintf onil lllSIITIIUUnica ....... -.p,, expeuse Incurred In seeking relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complaints treated successfully are Asthma. Bronchitis, Laryngitis, Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (first and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia Liver Complaint, aiemncnoiia, ocroiuia or jvmg Evil, Skin Diseases, Chronic Rheumatism, Goitre, or enlargement, of the Glands of the neck.Dropsy, Piles, chronic Dlarrhcea,Constlpatlon of the Bow els, Sick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged Spleen, Epilepsy. Deafness, Chronic Chills and Ague. Diabetes Mellltus, old running sores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not confine himself to any one par- -, , . ... .1 .,.!., U 111 ..DHL. ull ,1,A lutA Improved methods and remedies, as also Magneto- Hiiectnc, ur Motlioal Electricity, which Is so successfully used at the present day I ...... fAvma ni nArvnil. Anmnlnl nt. T 11 t.hf, treatment of the Lungs and air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medicine direct to the diseased parts. whan .n innnrnhlA case presents itself he is free and candid in telling the patient that he can not ouiehim, thus avoiding further expense. in hmain nflrrw.ntiit la always best for natients to call at his olllce for personal examination and treatm int, when that Is practicable. a-nfflm at his residence on Main street, a few doors westot H. Smith's blacksmith shop, In what is known as the Gallatin property. Bloomneld, May 4. 1S80. PRAND BOULEVARD HOTEL, A Corner 31H1 St. and uroaaway, NlitV YOIIK. On Both American fc European Plans. Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho tel occupies the entire square, and was built and f urnlslied at an exiense of over HOO.OOO. It Is one of the most elegant as well as finest located In the city i has a passenger Elevator and all modern improvements, and Is within one square of the depots of the Sixth and Eighth Avenue Elevated It. R. Cars and still nearer to the Broad way cars convenient aud accessible from all gai ts of the city. Rooms with board, 12 per day. uecial rates for families and permanent guests. Aug. HI. 'e0 ly IE. HASKELL, Proprietor. REMNANTS of PRlNT8-of these we have a large quantity In good styles. In addition U) tlie above goods we have a nice assortment of Ladles Neckties, Corsets, German town Yarn. Zephyrs, Shoes for Ladies and Chil dren, aud thousands of other articles. F, MORTIMER, , 7 New Bloomtleld, Pa. Our Stock of NEW GOODS for Men's Wear Is complete. prioesfromUH oentsup. MORTIMER. New Bleomfleld, P VSA shrewd rascal advertises a ma chine that will "add up a column of figures a foot long" In bIx seconds. He sends a piece of cbaJk with directions to use it on a barn ityor or other surface big enough to hold figures a foot long. f5J"A few years since, at the celebra tion of our national anniversary, a poor peddler who was present, being called upon for a toast, offered the following : "Here Is health to poverty; It sticks to a man when all his friends fbrBak talra." "What! twenty-five cents a pound for sausage t Why I cau get them down at Schmidt's for twenty cents 1" "Vel, den vy didn't jerr" '"Cause Schmidt was out of them." "Veil,, uv I vos owlt of 'em I sell 'em for dwenty cents too." r3" A Detroit clergyman had his hat stolen, and was obliged to go home with a shabbier one than his own. The following day the hat was returned with this note : "I'll never take a min ister's hat again. You cannot think what queer things I've bad running through my head ever since I put that hat on." CS""Judge," said a Western lawyer, "Isn't e-q-u-I the way to spell equinom leal?" "I think so" said th Judge; "but I'll look it in Webster's Diction ary." He fumbled over the pages for five minutes, and then said' in a heat: "Wf 11, I've been a Webster man and voted for him for President; but any man that will write a dictionary and leave out such a common word as equl nomical can't have my vote any more. US" A German who had lost a boy gave an account as follows: "I lose my poy, und ven I looks for him I vinds him sittin' on de curbstone. I dells him come home ; he say he vont. He look at me ; I look at him. I begin to. cry ; he begin to cry. He feel very bad I feel very bad. I told him to sthood up, and he sthood up. I put my arms aroun' his neck, and py chlminy it vas ' not him." Hair in the Butter. "Will you have your oysters Bcallop ed" asked a hotel waiter of a green cus tomer from the interior. "Have the oysters scalped ? No, but you kin scalp the butter, if you want to. It needs it the worst kind." Woman a Tough Animal. "The constitution of our females must be excellent," says a celebrated pbysl cia'n. "Take an honest ox, enclose bis. sides with corsets, and require labor of him he would labor indeed, but It would be for breath. Retort not Courteous. A gentleman told a lady she was won drous handsome ; who replied, "I thank you for your good opinion, and wish I could say as much of you." You might, Madam," said he; "if you lie as readily as myself." Can You Tell? Why do not cows sit down to rest the same as dogs V Why does a dog turn round a few times before he lies down V Why doe.s a cow get up from the ground hind end first, and a horse fore end first? Why does a squirrel come down a tree head first, and a cat tail first? Why does a mule kick with its hind foot, and a sheep with its fore foot ? Cr7""Didyou serve in the war, un cle V" "No, sah; I was a cowardly niggah. And what did I want to 'list for ?" "Were not the white men fight ing for you?" '"Spose dey was. Dat was no sign why we should fight. Massa, did you ever see two dogs fight in' over a bone ?" "Well what has that to do with your fighting V" "A heap, Massa. Did you ever see the bone fight V" The questioner left amid a general laugh. A Fool Once More. " For ten years my wife was confined to her bed with such a complication of aliments that no doctor could tell what was the matter or cure her, and I used up a small fortune in humbug stuff. Bix months ago I saw a U. B. flag with Hop Bitters on it, and I thought I would be a fool ouce more. I tried it, but my folly proved to be wisdom. Two bottles cured her, she is now as well and strong as any man's wife, and it cost me only two dollars. Such folly pays. H. W., Detroit, Mich. hree Pvvm. 1 1 t 3"Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will at all times, and under all circumstances, act in harmony with the laws that govern the female system. Address Mrs. Lydia K. Plnkbam, 233, Western Aveuue, Lynn, Maaa., for dr. eulars, Ht