HE TIMES, NEW BL00MF1HLD, PA., MAltClt 1, 181. rrofossloual Cards. J OH CALVIN WALLI8, Attorney al-Law, and District attorney. New bloomtleld. Perry Co., Pa. -OlTle over Mortimer's new Mm. All legal bti'lness promptly and oarefully transacted. Mir 4.188U. JK. JUNK.IN, Attorney. t-Lw, New llloomileld, mry oo., Pa. r Ofllce Neit door to tlie residence ol J udge Juiikln. u" J- KW1H 1'OXXJtU, 'ATXOUNJtY ATUW, NEW BLOOMKIELD, PERRY CO.. PA. WOlalms promptly seoured Mlll"J2f?4 Writlngsand all legal business carefully attend- to. OI1ARLEB II. BMILF.V, Attorney at Law. New Bloomneld, Perry Co. Pa. WH. A.SPONSLKK.Attorney-at-Law, Otlloe-adjolnlng his resfd.noe, on Baal Malustreet.New MlooruUeld, Perry eo., Pa. It lirM. M. HKlBKRT.Attorney-at-Law, W Newilooiulleld,Perryoo..Fa. koomfleld,331t. r EWIS POTTER. NOTABIPDBUO, New Bloom. orepared and acknowledgment taken. All kind oIPeiiHlon and Bounty papers fawn and Jenined, will al... take deposition, to b. retd In any court In the United mates. TiuiT OHA8.J.T,McINTIRR.Attorney-at-I.aw, New BloomHeld, PerryocPa. jjj-AIlprofeMioiialbuslnesspromptlyandfaltii. (ully attended to. 8. It. W JU8TI0B OF TUB PKAOK and (IKNEBAL COLLECTOR, NewObkmahtowh, rerrvoo., r: W-Hemltlanceswlllbe made promptly for all Collections made. . HAH. A. BARN ETT, Attorney-at-Law, New BloomHeld. Ferry CO.. Pa .Office on high street. North side, nearly op 4oite the Presbyterian Church. a my ML. LtUOBTT. Attornst-at-Law, , "jfewpoH, Perry County. Fa. Having permanently located at Newport, will Hire prompt and careful atcentlon to all busl ness matters committed to his care. Office. No. 30 North Second Street. Newport, April V 1878. T SUNDY.M. D. J , Physician and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough til Bloom. Held. Offers Ills professional services to the oltl 7,eus of Uloumlleld and eurroundlng vicinity. C ills In the country attended to promptly. Office on 0rllsle street, the one formerly occur Med by Dr. Ard. 19 8m D .R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New BloomHeld, Perry County, Pa. omee on Carlisle, St., directly opposite the Pres. -byterlan Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. stS-Aix Wokk Wabuantkd. Terms moderate. 1& W. ROWE, M. D. " Physician and Surgeon Dentist. Office near Blxler'i Mills, where all professional business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warranted In price and quality. May . '80. ly. M EDICAL N0TICEI DR.0. P. BOLLINGER, Having located permanently In NEW BLOOMHELD, Offers his professional services to the citizens ot the Borough aud surrounllng country. Dr. B. has been engaged In an extensive prac tics for over 24 years, lie has also served his country In the oapaolty of Surgeon to tho 78th Pa. Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion, tooldlng his Commission from the then Oovernor of this Commonwealth. His credentials are from one of the best Medical Colleges In America. Uls success as a practitioner of medicine Is ac knowledged by recommendations from former ipatrons, whloh are free for luspectlon at all times. IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases 'lie has had very extensive experlence.and hascured many hopeless cases, alter years of sutlering, and expense fuourred In seeking relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complaints treated successfully are Asthma. Bronchitis, Laryngitis, Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (first and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia Liver Complaint, Melanol olla, Scrofula or King's Evil, Skin Diseases, Chronic Rheumatism, Goitre, or enlargement of the Glands of the neck. Dropsy, Piles, ohronlo Dlarrhoaa.Constlpatlon of the Bow els. Sick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged Spleen. Epilepsy, Deafaexs, Curonlo Chills and Ague, Diabetes Mellltus, old tunning sores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not confine himself to any one par tlcular system of medicine. He uses all the late Improved methods aud remedies, as also Magneto Electric, or Mietlical Electricity, vflilchls so successfully used at the present day In many forms of nervous complaints. In the treatment of the Lungs and air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medlsine direct to the diseased parts. When an Incurable case presents Itself he Is free aud caudld lu telling the patient that he can not cure him, thus avoiding further expense. In eftronfo oflmenfstt Is always bestfor patients to call at his office for personal examination aud treatin mt, when that is practicable. g- office at his resldenoe on Main 'street, a few doors west of II. Smith's blacksmith shop, in what Is known as the Gallatin property. CONSULTATION FREE. BloomHeld, May 4,1880. . GRAND BOULEVARD HOTEL, Corner 39th St. and Broadway, NEW YORK. On Both American & European Plans. Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule vard, Broadway and FiftyNluth Street, this Ho tel occupies the entire square, and was built and furnished at an expense of over 1100,000. It Is one of the most elegant as well as finest located In the city t has a passenger Elevator and all modern Improvements, and Is within one square . of the depots ot the Sixth and Eighth Avenue Elevated a. K. Cars and still nearer to the Broad way ears convenient and accessible from all Sarts of the city. Rooms with board, 92 per day. pecial rates for families and nermanent guests. Aug.2L 'o0 ly IE. HASKELL, Proprietor. REMNANTS of PRINTS-of these we have a Urge quantity In good styles. In addition to the above goods we have a nice assortment of Ladles Neckties, Corsets, German town Yarn, Zephyrs, Shoes for Ladles and Chil dren, and thousands of other articles. F. MORTIMER, New Blrtomfleld, Pa. Our Stock of NEW GOOD8 for Men's Wearls oomplete. Prlcesfroml2 centsup. MORTIMER. New BleomHeld.Pa Philadelphia AdTertlsomonls. Ready Mixed Paints ! T UOAS' READY MIXED TAINTS ! NO WATER, NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, ' BUT A PURE Oil. PAINT, READY FOR USE. Sample Otirda. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF PA1ST BENT BY MAIL. IT IK POT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZt NICELV BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON JUKE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Ton Will Prove It to be the Best Liquid Faint In the Market. JOHN LUCAN Sc. CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VAltNISIIES, &o XW For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New BloomHeld, Pa., or to John Lucas A Co., Philadelphia. 2EIGLER& SWEARINGEN' Successors to BH AFFNER, ZIEQLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, IKIbbonft, Miispenders, THREADS, COMBS, J and every variety ot TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. .16, North Fourth St roe t.. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. W.H . KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON A Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 606 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. T 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers Id CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. It LAN It BOOKS Always on hand, and madeto Order. Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO B-Publishers of Sanders'New Readers ,a nd Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's Hlstnrvnf the UnltedStates.Felton'sOutllne Maps.&e. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 623 Market Btreet. Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 133 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Detlersl n Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, &c, And a Bneassortmentof WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 120 Market street, abOTe t b PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gAMUEL B0MBERGER WITH llIl.ULi:, KCOTT V CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTHS, Cotton A, Woolen Clinln,fcc. No. 838 MARKET BTREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to selent from as large a slock as can I s found Jin the olty, and at the LOWKtvr CAHI1 PKIOfcH, should give me a call. August 81, IssO.tf. W AINWlilG HT & CO." WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2ud aud Aroh Street, Philadelphia Penn'a, T S. DOUGHERTY D. J. HOAIt & CO.t WHOI.BBALIS BOOT AND SHOE WABEHOUSK, 1H MARKET 8TIIKKT, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, flMillndelpliIa, (Mid Stand of Barcroft &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Ilt-Y .OOOIS. January 1 1881. MOllEAU'H Medicated extract of Mir am iii:i;i CORES Comsiimitlon, Diabetes, Rrlght's Disease, Klleiy,!Ht. Vitus's Dance. Hcrnfula, If destruc tion Is not carrlod too fur, and builds up constitu tions ruined by exoesses of whatever nature. Take It and add your testimonial to the thousands already obtained, For sale by all druggists, l'rlce, 11.00. GERMAN ANTIBILIO U8 POWDER IS a radical cure for Sick and Dull Headace, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation, Files, Palpi tation of the Heait, Impurities of the Blood, as Pimples. Dingy Hkln, Drowsiness. &o. It is a mild purgative and adapted to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all druggists, l'rlce GO etc. 0 11 10 A. T J ' H MALT FARINA. The best food for Infants and the most nutri tious diet for invalids. Contains all the muscle and bone making elements of wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach, Is easily di gested and dims not cbntme In any climate. For sale by all druggists, l'rlce, SO cents. DR. E. C. LUKS' German Soothing Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of pleasant taste, for all painful affections of Infants and children procedlng and accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings suffer but procure a bottle at once. For sale by all druggists, Price, 2ocls. May 25, '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. R. Btrickler) PHARMACIST, NEW BL00MFIELD, TENJTA, HAVING succeeded the late Arm of Dr. M. B. Btrickler In the Drug Business at hi Store-room, on MAIN BTHEET, two doors East of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make It lu every way worthy the patronage of the public Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIME8 given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presclptions, so as to Insure accuracy and guard agalust accidents. IlF.Alt IN MIND that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything of the BEST QUALI TY. The public may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PURE and UNADULTERATED. I D1TE CONSTANTLY 05 HAND HAIR OIL and POMADE8 HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. BUKGKON8. TOILET, and CARRIAGE SPONGES. ' PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE and FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medi cines of every description. ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, &c. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purposes. Terms, Strictly Cash. By strict attention to business. I hope to mert the eonndenoe aud favor ot the public. ... . JACOB STRICKLER, Ph. Q. April 39, 1879. MRS. LYDIA I. PMXHAM. OF LYNN, MASS. DiscovERitn or LYDIA E. PINKHAftTQ VEGETABLE COMPOUND. The Posltlv Cnrs Tor all Female Complaints. Thli prepnmMnn, as Hi nuns tlirninm, eonfhta of Veffetable PrupertiM that ar harmlff to th most d.l' ktlnTaUd. Upon on. trUI the merit, of thla Com' ,pnnndwUlbtracoiriilaed, urallcit U ltmnedute and when tta luo Is oon tinned, In ninety-Bin ouea In a hnn. dmt, a pnrmanent en re U effentedu tliouund. will tea tlfy. On acomtnt of Ita proren mertta. It Is to-day re commended and praacribed by th. boat phyaicUna in tho eonntry. It wlU onra enMrely tha wont form of f.lMnf of tho nterna, Tjonoorrho'n, lrrnriilar and painful ilenetrtifttlon, all Orarlan Trouble., Inflammation and Ulceration, flood In a, all Dleplarementa and tha eon arquent iplnal weaknen, and la eapaelally adapted to. .tho Chanira of Ufa. It will dlseolre and npol tumors from the uterusln an oarly alas of dorelopmnit. Tho tendency to oanooroua hnmora there Is checked very ipcedily by Ita nae. In fact It has proved to bo the ircat oet and boat remedy that hoa eror boon diacoTer ed. It permeates orcry portion of th ayatem, and glroa now life and Tliror. It remoroa f alntnefa,natn1enc7. do it roya all craTlng for atlmuUnta, and rolioroa weak n era oftheatoraach It euros nioatlns, Headaches, Kerrona Prostration, OcneraJ Debility, Bleepleoanena, Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of bwarine; down, causing pain, wolpnt and bacltocho, la aiwnya permanently cured br Itause, It will at all times, and under all circumstan ces, act In harmony with th law that gororna tho female system. For Kidney Complaint of al'-hcr aes this compound la unaurpaaaorl. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at SO and S3& Wostora Arenuo, Lynn, Mans. Prlco S1.00. S'.z bottles for S.i.00. Ecnt ty luaU In tlio fnrraofpllla,alsolntheform ofLoaenges, on receipt of price, (L00, per box, for either, tin. 1'INKHAH frorly answers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pam phlet. Address as aboro Mention ihit paper. No family ahould be without 1.YDIA E. I'lNKriAM' MVErt PILLS. They cure Con rtipatlnn, BUlouiaieja, nUTorpidlty of thaLirer. S3 cents per box. -GEO. A. KELLYS CO., Oeneral Agents, Plttsburfsh, Pa. Also for sale by Jacob Ktrlcfc. ler, New itlornifleld, Pa. 27uly Profitabla Roading for Everybody Uuaines men x womon, tethers, median ics, farmers, minister, moihcr. and ail who arc lircd out by the constant toil and worry of your work ! r: Are vuu ftullurnii I ruin iJvaLrcusia. Klieuma-i tiim. Neuralgia, or with Bowel, Kidney or Liver ':om pi mms, ynn enn cwrrn ny limine III you aro wasting away wiih Corisuuipiion.I Female WcaUnefts or any sickness j if you nave a had couch oreoM, ynti will find tire relief in 1 It vou aro entcculcd Vv tlistaso. aue or ui&i- pfttion.and your system needs invicoratine, or. 1 you have pimples ana ulotclic, and yourbioou needs purifying, vn ?n itl-nv rffpcft'l on ' Made from Ginger, Ouuhu, Mandrake, Stillin . qia and other ofthe bt medicines known it ihe Best Health ot 6-renth Rostorer Ever; Used lar superior to liiitcrs, Essences of Gin-, ajer and other Tonics, as it novor intoxicates,' md combines t!i hct curutive properties of all.' li Hah STod Ilnadrtds of Lifts j It Hay! Hare Youra. Buy a 50c. bottle of your dni(i'.t,.an'-3 tiavoi.t couiucriciis De km re our st;.'iauirc n ii tne out side wrapper. IliirftY St Co., C'lfmr., S. Y 11 ritr - fafcjifc r iiirmi nfi-f n j .-hfi - ' tr ' r Parker's Hair Balsam. KX'.K- The Host ft moat Economical Hair Dretalns; Containing only ingredients thr.t are beneficial to the hair and scalp, the Kalsam will be found far more satisfactory than any other preparation. It Never Falls to lie store Gray or Faded Hair to the original youthful color and is warranted to remove dandruif. prevent baldness and promote a growth of young hair Held by drug git U mt $otS 29d ly Bbnj. F. Gb actoh, Btort B. Ladd, Halhekt E. Paths, Late OommUtioner of Patents PATENTS. PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD, AUorneyt-aULaw and SoUcilort o Amerteun and Foreign Patent. No. 412 Fifth Street, Washington, T. C. Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In tka) Patent Otllco, and In the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlet tent free on receipt of stamp for postage. 36 A Lectoire to Young Men . On the IaO&h t mm A LECTURE ON TUB NATURE, TREAT ment, and Radical cur of Seminal Weakness, or Spermatorrhea, Induced by Belt Abuse, Inrolun tary Emmlssions, Impotency, Herrous Debility, and Impediments to marriage generally) Con sumption, Epilepsy, and Fits; Mental and Phys ical Incapacity, etc. by ROBERT J. CULVER. WELL, M. U., author of the "Green Book." etc. The world-renowned author. In this admirable Lectors, clearly proves from bis own experience that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may be effectually removed without dangerous sur gical operations, bougies, Instruments, rings, or cordials; pointing out a mode of cureatorce certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no matur what his condition mar be. may cure him self cheaply, privately and radically. . This Lecture wlU prove a boon to thou sands and thousands. Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad dress, on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. Address the Publishers, THE CULYBWLL MEDICAL CO., 40plyl 41 Ann St., New York i P. O. Box, 4586. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL "WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. J. MORTIMER, New liloom field. fa m The Darkey's Excuse. A night or two since a citizen of Charlotte avenue, Detroit, who had a wood pile iu the alley, concluded to lit up for a while and lee if he could detect the person or person who had stolen a dozen etlcks the. night previous. A bout 11 o'clock a bow-legged colored man came up the alley, took a large (tick of wood on each shoulder and started off. "I've got you, you thief I" cried the citizen, as be dashed out. "So you hez no you hez," replied the man, as he let the sticks drop, "but Just wait a little before you fire off any pis tols. Does yer know what I'se gwlne terdo wlddls wood ?" "Yes, I dot you were stealing it!" "Just like I fought you'd say, sab, but dar's where you hurts my feelings. I was talkin, to de dociah 'bout dis bendlu' ober in my back, an' he told me to walk up an' down the alley with a load on boaf shoulders. I was borrowln' dls wood to carry out dat med'eal 'vice, eah, an If you charge anything I kin pay the cash right down." The citizen said he thougkt he could cure the "bendln' over," but he can't be positive whether he made any Im provement or not, as the man breke away after the fourth kick and galloped away like a barrel of eand rolling down hill. t3P"A boy about fourteen years of age was smoking a cigar on the steps of the City Hall this morning when a citizen halted before him and said; "Boy do you realize what you are now doing V" "Smokln' a powerful good five center, won on a bet," was the reply. "But don't you know that you are filling your system with poison V" "Naw." "Well, you are, that cigar contains enough nicotine to kill a cat." "I'm no cat." "I know. It does not kill you sud denly, but poisons the blood and sows the seed of fell disease. . You may drop dead on your way home." "I ain't going home." "It fills me with horror to see a lad of your age destroying both soul and body. Boy, I entreat you to throw away that cigar." "Dasn't. Borne one else would pick it up and be plzened." "Throw it away and I'll buy you three apples." "Don't like 'em." "Or a quart of peanuts." , "Bay," said the boy as he fondly re garded the inch of ashes at the end of his cigar, "I bet a boy this morning that he couldn't tech bis tongue to a lamppost and then sing "Bally Waters." He tecbed; there's a crowd np there now trying to thaw him loose. I ain't very scart about being plzened, and I don't care much for fatherly advice, but If you've got any spare time you might go up there and tell that boy that a chunk of natural philosophy is worth a hull barnfull of experiments." 0"A neighbor with a coffee cup in his band, called on Uncle Mose yester day, remarking, "Uncle Mose, I want to borry a cup ob parched coffee from you for breakfas' till to-morrow." "Go right to de box on de shef and hep yer sef." The neighbor did as requested, but foufnd the box to be as empty as the bead of a legislator. "Uncle Mose, dar's no parched coffee in this heah box." "Does yer know why dar ain't no coffee in dat box V" "No I doesn't know nuffln' about it," "Dar ain't no coffee in dat ar box," said the old man solemnly, "bekase dat ar am de returned coffee box. Ef yer bad brung back all de coffee yer borrowed last year it would be plum full." flTAnold witness was asked in an insulting tone by an attorney if his memory was good. "Yes," was the re ply, "on some points it Is extremely ac curate, but on others, I must confess that it is defective." "Won't you give the court an illustration ?" said the lawyer. "Well," drawled the aged witness, "I clearly remember that ten years ago you came fu me and borrowed $100, but for the life of me I an't re member that you ever paid me." tZrTheman who rides on a bicycle has a roundabout way of reaching an end. GTA sewing machine agent has do muslo in himself when he condemns a Singer. (3" At a baby show there is usually a fight among the commanders ef infantry.