THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELt), PA., FEB11UAKY 22, 1881. 7 Vrofossional Cards. ICALVIM WALL1S, Attorney t tw, t New Hloomtleld, rerry Co.. Pi i'OYfr Mortimer's new store. All legal promptly and carefully transacted Warn. LnNKIN, Attorney-at-Law, f New HiuomMeia, Perry ..Pa ce next aoor to me rwiuouu. "u"r" 4ltl VIS POTTKlt. ' ATl'OHNKV AT Uff, IW BLOOMFIELD, PEKBY CO..PA. Alms promptly secured ,??13f?'?2 kUdHlllCRUI DUBtness iiiiiiuuj...- LE8H.BMILEY, Attorney at Law. I . New Bloomlleld, Perry Co. Pa. loe two doors east ol Jpitolth DmiHDi irn ir.tnrnev-at-Law. tlnce-adjolnlng his residence, on Hast eel, new miuuuiuqiu, xm.j v., N. BKIBEBT. Attorney-at-Law, NwBloomU6ld.Ferneo.,Pa. Held, 8 33 It. $8 POTTER, WOT ABT PUBLIC, N6W BlOOm. l, perry uo.. r. .roi,,iu 1, Bonus, murinK"i "I " ; rt fil and acknowledgements taken. All Pension ana nouui j .'"i""" r7 A, will also take depositions to be B J.T.McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law, 1 New Bloomneia,rerryu., . In n.nrinniihiiainnsnDromDt!yandialtli' fended to. 881T. AvJS 2ll-?J S? ?1 r W nrt fl RN ER AL f!TOB, NbwGbrmantowb, c , 'emittunceswlllbe made promptly for an Inna m alia 744 V. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld. Perry co., Pa i'fflce on high street. North side, nearly op Je Presbyterian Church. axij .. LIGGETT. Attobnbtat-Liw, f . iVewport, Perry Vounty. Pa. In narmnnnnHv locAted at Newport, will rompt and careful attention to all busl itters committed to his care. ,nirtA m yii Mnrtli RnnnmlBtreet. Lort, April 1878. ;UNDY,M.D. l'liysieirtii ana surgeon. f i . i f Tl .1 Mallnnl PnllftfTA. Oilers his professional services to the cltl- 'it Bloomlleld and surrounding vicinity. n the country iittenuea to promptly, uiiiot hisle street, the one formerly occupied by R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, SNew Bloomlleld, Perry County, Pa. Ie on Carlisle, Bi., airecuyuiyv"i' ian Church. Everything belonging to the tsioii done In the best manner. M-Aix ic Warranted. Terms moderate. 28 W. ROWE, M. D. i Physician and Surgeon Dentist. ie near Blxler's Mills, where all professional ...111 ha iix.i.ntiHw attailflorl t.fl l)Ant.fll Irtss will be promptly attended to. Dental !ir all kinds warranted In mice and Quality. ty 25. '81). lv. . ED1CAL NOTICE! dr. o.p, Zollinger, Having located permanently In NEW BLOOMFIELD, Ihls nrnfesslonil services to the citizens of JjrougU and surrounilng country. B. has been engaged In an extensive prao- or over 28 years. He has also served his trv In the canaclty of Burgeon to the 78th Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion, ng his Commission from the then Governor s uommonweitn. ins credentials are iroin f the best Medical Colleges In America. ucness as a mactftloner of medicine Is ao- kiurltrAd hv vrtitnmmenriatlons from former bs, which are free for Inspection at all s. IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases s had rerv extensive exuerlence.and hascured y hopeless cases, after years of suffering, and nse lucurreu in seeaiug renei eisewneie. on the manv chronic comnlaln's treaied ;6ssfully are Asthma. Bronchitis, Laryngitis, torrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (tlrst second stages.) Heart uisease, uyspepsia r Complaint, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's . Hkin Diseases. Chronic Rheumatism. Goitre. nlargement of the Glands of the neck. Dropsy, s. chronic Dlarrhcea.Constlpatlon of the Bow. ainlr anA Narvnua HnAilanhn. NRiiritlfflA. Vases of Females. Tumors, Klduey Diseases, larged Bpleen. Epilepsy, DeafHess. Chronic US ana Ague, uiauei.cn nimmus, uiu ruuuiun fes. Tapeworms removed. lr. B. does not conttne himself to any one par- ilar system or meaioine. He uses an r lie late roved methods and remedies, as also Magneto- trio, or tfelical Electricity, Ich Is so successfully used at the present day many forms oi nervous complaints, in the imeut oi me i.uugs auu air passages lie uses INHALATIONS, Rich carries the medicine direct to the diseased its. rhen an Incurable case presents Itself he Is and candid In telling the patient that he can- I cure him, thus avoiding further expense. I chronic atlmrnts It Is alwavs best for natients inll at his olllce for personal examination and (tin int, wnen mai is practicaoie. UlTloe at his residence on Main street, a f doors westot H. Smith's blacksmith sliou. In hi Is known as the Gallatin property. feS. CONSULTATION FREE. iloomneld, May 4, 1880. -Jv , 'RAND BOULEVARD HOTEL, Corner 39tlt St. and Broadway, NEW YORK. On Both American & European Plana. Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Bonis, vard, Broadway and Flfly-Niuth Street, this Ho. tl occupies the entire square, and was built and furnished .at an expense of over ItHO.OOO. It Is one of the most elegant as well as finest located In the city i has a passenger Elevator and all modern Improvements, aud Is within one square of the depots of the Sixth and Eighth Avenue Elevated K. K. Cars and still nearer to the Broad way cars oouvenieut and accessible from all parts of the elty. Rooms with board, 12 per day. Special rales for families and nermanent guesta. Aug. 24. 'eU ly K. HASKELL,, Proprietor. RF.M VANTH of PRINTS-of these we have a large quantity In good styles. In addition to the above goods we have a nice assortment of Ladies Neckties, Corsets, German, town Yarn, Zephyrs, Shoes for Ladies and Chil dren, aud thousands of other articles. F. MORTIMER, New Bloomlleld, Pa. OurBtock of NEW GOODS tor Men's Wesrl complete. Prloesf rum 12)4 oentsup. F. MORTIMER. New Bleomfleld, Pa Philadelphia Advertisements. Ready Mixed Paints ! T UCAS READY MIXED TAINTS ! NOWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PURR Oili PAINT, READY FOR UO. Samplo Ciirclw. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PA1ST BENT BT MAIL. IT IS TCT ON LIKE OTIIER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZ: NICELV BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIRE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Ton Will Prove It to be the Best Liquid Palut lu the Market. JOHN LUCAS Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c fT For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Bloomllold, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER&SWEARINGENV Successors to 8HAFFNER, ZIEOLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Ilikbonn, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of , TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA , PENtfA Agents for Lancaster Combs. w.H- KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., ' WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 606 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 1 I gowER, pons & CO., EQOZSELLEPwS. STATIONEES, - And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and madeto Order. Nob. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO t. Publishers ol Handers'NewReaders.and Brooks 'Arithmetics. Also. Robert's Hlstnrvnf the UultedBtates.Foltou'sOutllne Maps, So. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Street. Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Dealersln Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, Src, And a One assortment of WOODand WILLOW WARE, No.420 Market street, abore 4th PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Adrcrtlscmentg. gMnJELToli WITH Jtll JJM:, MO I T A CO.. WHOLESALE DEALER9 IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTHS, Cotton Woolen Chain, e. No. 833 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchsnts wlslilns to select from as large a stock as can he found ;in the city, and at the LOWKHT OAHII PKIOJ'Ui, should give me a call. . August 31, lBSO.tf. waTnwrwiit & cor WHOLESALE GROCERS AND ' TEA DEALERS, North East Corner ot 2nd and Areh Street, Philadelphia Penn'a, J. S. DOUGHERTY WITB D. J. HOAIt & CO., WHOLB8ALB BOOT AND SHOE, WAHEHOUSE, BIB MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., " 405 & 407 Market Street, Fhilatlelnhia, . (Old Stand of Barcroft & Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS S -IN- 13 "JULY O O O X January 1 1831. MOKEATJ'W Medicated extract of ji vij Ai ssi:i:i CURES Comsumptlon. Diabetes. Rrlglit's Disease, Kpllepsy.ist. Vltus's Dance, Herofula, If destruo tion is not carried too far. and builds up constitu tions ruined by excesses of woatever nature. Take It and add your testimonial to the thousands already obtained, For sale by all druggists. Price. Il.ou. X11. 13. "(57 LTJJCH' GERMAN ANTI-BILIOUS POWDER IS a radical cure for flick and Dull Headace, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation, Piles, Palpi tation of the Ileal t. Impurities of the Blood, as Pimples. Dingy Hkin, Drowsiness. io. It is a mild purgative noaaapiea to ine most aeucaro con- stiiuuons. For sale by all druggists. Price BO ct. 3rOllI0A.U'S MALT FARINA. The best food for Infants and the most nutri tious diet for Invalids. Contains all the muscle and bone making elements of wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach. Is easily di gested and does not change in any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 50 cents. DR. E. O. LUK9' German Sootliinp Keinedy. A perfect harmless ami very effective 8yrup, of pleasant taste, for all painful affections of infants and children procedlng and accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings suffer but procure a bottle at once. For sale by all druggists, Prloe, itfets. May 25. '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strlckler) PHARMACIST, NEW DL00JIFIEL1), PENN'A, HAVING succeeded the late Arm of Dr. M. B. Btrlckler In the Drug Business at his Store-room, on MAIN STREET, two doors East of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make It In every way worthy the patronage of the public. Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presclptions, so as to Insure accuracy and guard against aocideuts. j II I Li It IN Ski r that my stock has been recentlyselect(t'"':?.''care taken to have everything of the BKt f AfALI TV. The public may rest assured thatvWib med icines that leave my store shall be as represented PURE and UNADULTERATED. I II AYE CONSTANTLY OX HAND HAIR OIL and POMADES HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. HUROKONB, TOILET, and CARRIAGE 8PONGKH. PUFF BOXES. TOILET POWDERS. CASTILE and FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medi. clues of every description. ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, die. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In Reason. Pure Wines and Llqnors for Medicinal Purposes. Terms, Strictly Cash. By strict attention to business. I hope to merl the confidence and favor of the public JACOB BTRI0KLEE, Ph. O. April 29, 1879. LYDIA E. PfUKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS. niscovFiiER or LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 VESETAELH COMPOUND. For all Female Complaints. Thin rrre pa ration, u its ti&me ttrnlflm, conMnt of Vcpotablo ProporilM that ore faarmlaM to the moot dl Icato lriTalld. Upon one trial the merit of thla Oom ponnd will be reetrnized, iw relief I Immediate and when Its ujk If continued, In ninety -nine caaee In a bun. drcd, apCTTOanrateurolfleffectedthrjuMuids will tes tify. On account of Its proren merits, It Is to-day nv eommended and prescribed by the bent physicians la the country. It will cure entirely the wont form of falling of the uterus, Leucorrhafa, irrcfrular and painful Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and Ulcoration, Floodinfrs, all Displacements and the con sequent spinal weakness, and Is ericclnly adapted to the Change of Life. It will dbmolve and eipel tumors froratheutcrustnanearlystage of derelormient. The tnndency to cancerous humors there Is checked Tory (tncodily by Its use. In fact It has prorcd to bo the frreat cut and best remedy that has ever been dlscorcr cd. It permeates ertry portton of the system, and Rives now life and Tlfor. It rcmorcs faintncsn,flatclcncy, !o irtroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weakne-u of the stomach It cures Bloating, ncadachctt, Kcrvnus Profrtratlon, General Debility, ElceplesroefM, Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of beorlncr down, causing pain, weight and backache, Is always permanently cured by ltsune. It wlllntalltlmcs,andundcrflll circumstcn ces, act In harmony with the law that governs the female system For Kidney Complaints of cither acs this compound Is unsurpassed. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, If a a. Price 51.0a Six bottles for fcVXi. Rent l;y mall In tho form of pills, also tn the form of Lorcnfrca, on receipt of price, $1.00, per box, for either. Mrs. riXKIUM freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Bend for pam phlet. Address as above Mention tMa paper. No family should be without LTD I A H PIXKHAM' LIVEIt PILLS. They cure Con.it (pat ion. IUllousnt&a, ndTorpidity of the Uvor. 25 cents per box. a.GKO. A. KKLLY& CO., General Aeentfl, Pittsburgh. I'a. Also fur sale by Jacob Stride ler, New Blurmlleld, fa. 27uly ProfitabloRoadlnx for Everybody! i.usmcf.4 hit-il 8L wnmcn. tcoclicr.t. mechanics fanners, ministers, moihcnt, ftittl sC. wlio arc tire; out by the constant toil andwarrvof your work 'fon't drink iritoxicntinTbit'crs, '"'t 'i''" , Arc yuu b'Hiunu lro.11 Uyepni, .Rheuma tism, Neuralgia, or wiih Iiowef, Kidney or Liver, complaint, von rnn be cured hv tir.ini? 1 r If you are wasting away witii Consumption,! Female Weakness or any tickness ; if you have al cf'iiTn itrrrn 1, yr,u win n:ict sure miri in If you are eniccolcd by di-.cae, age or diii.i-' nation, an J your Eyste?n n;et!4 inviroratinj, or. :f you have piniplei and blotcr.es, mid your blood 'needs purtf' , yon rnn n''i"iv rifnertd nn LUaue troiu Uinqcr, tiuonu. Mndrahe, otitlin 'fiia and other ofthc best medicines known: it i lilie Bot Heallh & StrontS Restorer Ever; fllood farsupr'inr to ilitt F.ssencesof (Jin- ;er and otlicr I onic, a it novcr intoxicates, L nuJ rr:noines tri" lct enrfiuvi rroneriie 01 nil. It Has .srucd litindreds ai Lirt'j) it Slay, Savo Vo:ir. Kconntericits be sure o:ir vi-tKiiui ; 1 w 1 the out rid wrapvr. HiroY ft ( '.. 1 ' "m: V. V Parker's Hair Balsam, VSSSS: Tho Iloit A Most Economical Hair Dresslnf Containing only ingredients that are beneficial to the hair and scaln, the P alsam will be found far more butul actory than any other preparation. It Sorer Falls td Restore (i ray or Faded Hair to tho orininal youtltful color and is warranted to remove dandruff, prevent baldness and promote a growth of young hair. Sold by druggists at 50 tt 29 d ly Be?w. F. Grafton. Btort B. Ladd, It ALBERT K. ralNB, Late Commissioner 0 Patent PATENTS. PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD, AUorney-at-Law and Soltcitort qf American ana Foreign jPatenu. No. 412 Firth Street, AVnliinftoii, D. C. I ' tlce Patent Law In all Its branches In the Pat-i ""co. and tn the Supreme and Circuit Courts -..-- M-ilted States. Pamphlet seat free on receiu fuup fur postage. Si A Lecture to Young Men On the IjOss ! A I.KCTUKK ON THK NATUKR. TKEAT ment, and Radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or HperniatorriMi'a, induced Dy Men a Duse, involun tary KmmlxSKin.H, Impotency, Nerrous Debility, and Impediments to marriage generally; Con iimntlon. Enllensv. and Kits: Mental and Phys ical Incapacity, etc by KOBERT J. CULVEH WELL. M. D.. author of the "Green Book." etc. The world-renowned author. In this admirable Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience that the awf ut ennsequences of Self-Abuse may be eileniuftllv reniuved without daneerous sur gical operations, bougies, instruments, rings, or cordials; pointing out a mode of cure at once certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no matter what his condition mav ne. may cure mm self cheaply, privately and radically. H This Lecture will prove a boon to thou antwla .nil thousands. Ment under seal. In a plain envelope, to any ad dress, ou receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. Address the Publishers. THE CLLYLKWELL MEDICAL CO., 40plyJ 41 Ann St., Mew York ; P. O. Boi. 4586. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF IIAIIDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL, BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. , Al OR TIMER, 1 JV'eio Bloom field. Si t Tl Didn't Understand. Tho word pig In "buying a pig In a poke" doesn't mean a youthful hog, but a coarse earthenware Jar. An English lady making her first visit to Scotland didn't know this, so she wag puzzled when anatlve chambermaid good natur edly Inquired : " Would you like a het crock In your bed this cauld nlcht, mem?" " A what?" said the lady. ""A pig, mem. Shall I put a pig lu bed to keep you warm ?" " Leave the room, young woman I Your mistress shall hear of your Inso lence." " Nae offence, I hope, mem. It was my mistress bade me ask, and I am sure she meant It in kindness." The English lady now tegan to feel the promptings of curiosity, and asked : " Is it common In this country, my girl, for ladles to have pigs In their beds?" " And gentlemen hae them too, mem, when the weather is cauld." " But you surely would not put a pig between the sheets ? " " If you please, mem, It will do the malst good there." " Between the sheets I It would dirty them, girl. I could never sleep with a pig between the sheets." ' Never fear, mem 1 You'll sleep far malr comfortable. I'll steek the mouth o' 't tightly and tie it up in a poke." " Do you sleep with a pig yourself in cold weather V" No, mem; pigs are only for gentle folks that lie on feather beds. I sleep on caulf ( chaff in sacking) with my neighbor lass." "Calf? Do you sleep with a calf between you ?" said the lady. " No, mem ; you're jokin, now," said the girl; " we lie on the tap o' 't." The landlady had to be sent for before the situation could be explained. t3"TShe had sued for breach of prom ise, and the verdict of the jury was a gainst her. "Want to poll the jury ?" said the Judge, formally. "Want to pole the jury ?" she repeated. "Yes, I do. Jes' gimme the pole for two min utes," and she had thrown off her sun bonnet and expectorated on the palms of her hands before the legal phrase could be explained by her counsel. EiTDicky, aged 6, made a call on a young friend. The young friend had lately come into the possession of a pair of rabbits. So when Dicky came home he was asked what he saw. "Saw two rabbits." "What did you think of them, Dicky V" "Didn't think much about 'em." "What did they look like ?" "One of them didn't look much like anything, and the other one he looked like him." Schoolmaster: "Noah had three . sons Shem, Ham and Japhet: now answer me, who was the father of these gentlemen?" (Boys Silent.) "You cannot tell ? Well, now, let's ,try again. Vn IV - sv m If Cnnb-a wx? rw lltraa Auor the way?" Boys: " Will Sparks ?" Master: "Yes, surely. Well, then, Mr. Sparks has got three boys Tommy, John and Bill. Now who is the father those boys? You know them very well." Boys: "Mr. Sparks." Master: "Very good very good, boys, Indeed ; that Is quite right. Now then, Noah had three sons Shem, Ham and Japhet. Who" Boys ( in a hurry) : " Mr. Sparks." f-A young man who had inherited the day before a large fortune from his uncle gave a dinner, to a few friends. . He inquired at the restaurant if they had some old cheese. "Yes," replied the waiter. " Is it strong ?" " Strong enough to bring the dead to life." "I don't want it," replied the heir. 63TA youngster steps up to a gentle man in the park: "Sir, won't you please go after my boat which is going to fall into the stream?" "But do you wish me to throw myself into the water, child ?" " Oh, Yes ; mamma said ask that gentleman ; he looks' fool enough to do it." C3" A toper stood in front of a type foundry,spelIing out the sign as follows: "Type f o-u-n-fouQ, d-r-y-dry, foun dry. That's jes' my condish'n. I'm that sort of a type myself foun' dry. (3A young city fellow bought a farm laat winter. He had a fine orchard of about two hundred apple trees, and a few weeks ago the tapped every one of them for cider. C3"An Irish gentleman on the New York Graphic speaks of a man being horse whipped with an umbrella! 1 SB Sk y. vV. ' ' .tOmLJ I Is I I I f I m