THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., EE1UIUAHY 1, 1881.
7
Professional Cards.
JOHN CALVIN WALL19, Attorney at-Law,
mid District Attorney. .
New Bliiomtleld. Perry Co., Pa.
JVOfllce over Mortimer new iitnre. All logs!
business promptly and carefully transacted.
May4,18iW.
J B.JUNK1N, Attorney-at-Law,
. New Hloomileld, Perry eo., Pa.
Offloe Neit door to the residence oIJ udgs
JunRln. 6tl
L"EWlS PO'JU'KH,
AT i-itllNRY AT UW.
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERKY CO., PA
-finim nromntly secured . collected
r securea w
msliiess carefully attend-
J4 ul
Wr
t ilings aud all legal b
ed to
urn s .
On&Ki.FRH.BMILKY, Attorney at Law.
HAKLES New Bloomileld, erry Co. Pa.
JfOmoe two doors east ot JPtB$
xitm A 8PONH1.F.K, Attorney-at-Law,
W Ullice-adjolnlng liU resfdenoe, on East
Main street, New BUwiuUeld. Perry co., Pa.-8i ly
tru n. BElBERt, Attorney-at-Law,
W New Bloomileld, Perryoo., Pa.
BloomBeld,833lT.
-f KWI8 POTTER, notaht PCBL10, Mew Bloom.
VeedBonTsf SS& and Le ases carefully
reDared and acknowledgements taken. All
kli'dfof Pension and Bounty papers draws i and
certUI, will also take depositions to be read In
anyeourt in the United Btates. ' iui'
OHA8. J.T.McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law,
UAO.j.i, Bll,omttem,1Serryco.,Pa.
KW All professional business promptlyandlalt n
(ully attended to. 8 a It.
WICOTTHCEandOENERAL
COLLECTOR, NwGBttMANTOWil, Pel rv co . , ha.
Jtir ltemlttanceswlllbe made promptly for an
Oollectlons made. 1
HAS A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
" New Bloomneld.Perry co., Pa
.Omce on high street. North side, nearly op
nuiuth. Pr9hvt.ilan Church. iy
ML. LIG3ETT. ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW,
. Ncioport, Perry County. Pa.
Having permanently located at Newport, will
give prompt and careful attention to all busl
aesi matters committed to his "
OlIlce.No. 30 North Second Street.
Newport, April 2P 18t8.
T sundymTd.
J , Physician and Surgeon.
A graduate of Cleveland Medical College.
Located permanently In the borough of Bloom
Held. Oilers his professional services to the c ti.
zens of Bloomileld and surrounding vlcln ly.
Calls in the country attended to promptly. OHlce
on Carlisle street, the one formerly oocnn ed . by
Dr.Ard. 19 bm 1
D
R. R. M. ALEXANDER,
8URGEOX DEXTIST,
New Bloomileld, Perry County, Pa.
omce on Carlisle, flt., directly opposite the Pres
byterian Church. Everything belonging to the
profession done In the best manner. -ALL
Work Warranted. Tems moderate. 8
J W.ROWE.M.D.
A TIIJSIUIUU auu ' v
Olllce near Blxler's Mills, where all professional
business will be promptly attended to. Dental
work of all kinds warrauled in price and quality.
May 25. '8U. lv. .
M
EDICAL N0TICE1
DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER,
Having located permanently In
NEW BLOOMFIELD,.
Offers his professional services to the citizens of
the Borough and surrounling country.
Dr. B. has been engaged in an extensive prae
ties for over 28 years. He has also served his
country in the capacity of Surgeon to the 78th
Pa. Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion,
folding his Commission from the then Governor
of this Commonwealth. His credentials are from
one of the best Medical Colleges in America.
His success as a practitioner of medicine Is ao
knowledged bv recommendations from former
patrons, which are free for inspection at all
times.
IN THE TREATMENT OF
Chronic Diseases
ie has had very extensive experlence.and hascured
many hopeless cases, after years of sintering, and
expense incurred In seeking relief elsewhere.
Among the many chronic complatnfs treated
successfully are Asthma, Bronchitis, Laryngitis,
Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (first
and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia
Liver Ooinplaiut, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's
Evil, Skin Diseases, Chronic Rheumatism, Goitre,
or enlargement of the Glands of the neck.Dropsy,
Piles, chronic Diarrhoea.Constipation of the Bow
els, Sick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia,
Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases,
Enlarged Spleen, Epilepsy, Deafness, Chronio
Chills and Ague. Diabetes Mellitus, old running
sores. Tapeworms removed.
Dr. B. does not eonflne himself to anv one par
ticular system of medicine. He uses all the late
Improved methods and remedies, as also Magneto
Electric, or
3Iedical Electricity,
which Is so successfully used at the present day'
' in many forms of nervous complaints. In the
treatment of the Lungs and air passages he uses
INHALATIONS,
which carries the medicine direct to the diseased
parts.
When an Incurable case presents itself he Is
free and candid In telling the patient that he can
not cure him, thus avoiding further expense.
In chronic ailments It Is always best for patients
to call at his olllce for personal examination aud
treatm nt, when that Is practicable.
W omce at his residence on Main street, a
few doors west of H. Smith's blacksmith shop, in
what Is known as the Gallatin proiwrty.
M. CONSULTATION FREE. T
Bloomileld, May, 1880.
GRAND BOULEVARD HOTEL,
Corner 39th St. mid llreadway,
tflJW YORK.
On Both American & European Plans.
Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule
vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho
tel occupies the entire square, and was built and
furntshed at an expense ot over S4')0,000. It Is
one of the most elegant as well as finest located
In the city : has a passenger Elevator and all
modern improvements, and Is within one square
of the depots of the 81x1 h aud Eighth Avenue
Elevated 11. li. Cars and still nearer to the Broad
way cars convenient and accessible from all
Sui ts of the city. Rooms with board, 12 per day.
pedal rates for families and permanent guests.
Aug. 21. '60 ly K. HASKELL, Proprietor.
REMNANTS of PRINTS of these we have
a large quantity III good styles.
In addition to the above goods we liave a nice
assortment of Ladies Necktlen, Corsets, German
town Yarn. Zeplivrs, Shoes tor Ladles aud Chil
dren, aud thousands of other articles.
F. MORTIMER,
Hew Blooiufleld, Pa.
C . Our8tock of NEW GOODS
for Men's Wearls complete.
Ut Prlcesfroml24 centsup.
F. MORTIMER. Now Bleomfleld, Pa
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Ready Mixed Paints !
JUCAS'
READY MIXED PAINTS !
KOWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE,
BUT A PURE
Olli FAINT,
READY FOR USE.
3muple CjiihIb.
80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF PAINT
BENT BT MAIL.
ITI9 PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE
WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZ: NICELY
BRUHHKI) OUT. NOT FLOWED
ON LIKE WATER PAINT
TRY IT,
And You Will Prore It to be the Best
Liquid Paint In the Market.
JOHN L.TJCA.8 Sc CO.,
Philadelphia,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Swiss and Imperial French tJreen,
WHITE LEAD, COLORS,
VARNISHES, &c
tST For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti
mer, New Bloomileld, Pa., or to John Lucas &
(Jo., Philadelphia.
EIGLER&SWEARINGEN'
SuooesBora to
HHAFFNER, ZIEOLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery, Oloves,
Ellbbons, Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street.
PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
w.
H. KENNEDY
WITH
TRIMBLE, BRITTON ft Co..
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
No. 805 MARKET BTREET.
PHILADELPHIA.
T 1
gOWER, POTTS & CO.,
BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS.
BLANK BOOKS
Always on hand, and madeto Order,
Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets
PHILADELPHIA, PA
ALSO
. Publishers of Sanders'New Readers .and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's Ilistorvnf
the UnltedStates.Foltou'sOutllne Mapg.&o.
JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 625 Market Btreet.
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
JANNEY & ANDREWS
WHOLESALE
GROCERS,
No. 133 MARKET ST.,
Philadelphia.
QRAYBILL & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers! n
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
Carpet Chain, Wadding,
Batting, Twines, &ct
And a One assortment of
WOOD and "WILLOW WARE,
No. 120 Market street, abofeUb
PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
gAMUEL B0MBERGER,
WITH
HIEUL1?, SCOTT A 0.,
WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
Dry Goods, Carpets,
OIL CLOTHS,
Cotton A, Woolen Cli!ii,l'c.
No. 833 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
Merchants wlshlns to delect from as larse a
stork as can be found In the city, and at the
LOWKST (JAMU rKH'tts, should give me a call.
AUgUSl HI, 1B8J.II.
WAINWRIGHT & CO."
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner ot 2ud aud Arch Street,
Philadelphia Penn'a.
J.
S. DOUGHERTY
WITU
D. J. HOAR & CO.,
WHOLE'JiLB
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
Mia MARKET STREET,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
H
ALL, SHENK & CO.,
405 & 407 Market Street,
AMilladelphla,
(Old Stand of Bnrcroft & Co.,)
"WHOLESALE .DEALERS
GOODS.
January 1 1881.
SiOUEAU'H
Medicated extract of
MALT ATSli ISEEF.
CURES Comsumptlon, Diabetes, Brlght's Disease,
Kpllepsy.lHt. Vitus' s Dance, Hcrofula, If destruc
tion is not carried too far, and builds up constitu
tions ruined by excesses of whatever nature.
Take It and add your testimonial to t he thousands
already obtained, For sale by all druggists.
Price, 81. 0U,
GERMAN ANTI-BILIOUS POWDER
19 a radical cure for Sick and Dull Headace,
Biliousness, Habitual Constipation, Piles; Palpi
tation of the Heat t, Impurities ot the Blood, as
Pimples. Dlney Skin, Drowsiness, &c. It is a mild
purgative and adapted to the most delicate con
stitutions. Jfor sale by all druggists. Price 50 cte.
MOItKAU'H
MALT FARINA.
The best food for Infants and the most nutri
tious diet for Invalids. Contains all the muscle
and bone making elements oi wheat, barley and
beef. Never deranges the stomach, Is easily di
gested and does not change in any climate. For
sale by all druggists. Price, SO cents.
DR. E. C. LUKS' German Boothing Remedy.
A perfect harmless and very effective Syrun, of
pleasant taste, for all painful affections of Infants
and children procedlng and accompanying the
processor dentition. Do not let your darlings
suffer but procure a bottle at ouce. For sale by
all druggists, Price, 25cls. May 25, '80, ly.
DRUGS. DRUGS.
JACOB STRICKLER,
(Successor to Dr. M. B. Strtckler)
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PENN'A,
HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B.
Btrlckler in the Drug Business at his More-room
on MAIN STREET, two doors East of the Big
Spring, I will endeavorto make It In every way
worthy the patronage of the public
Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES
given to the compounding and dispensing Plivs
elans' presclptions.so as to Insure acouraoy and
guara against acciaenis.
in: lit isr irxixi)
that my stock has been recently selected and care
taken to nave everything i.i tne ntsi wuai.i
TY. The oubllc mav rest assured that ALL med
lclues tnal leave my store shall be as represented
ruitE ana uAuuL.iiiitAii!.u.
I U1TE CONSTANTLY ON HAND
HAIR OIL and POMADES
HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES.
BUROKONS, TOILET, and
CARKIAOE SPONGES,
U I T U" L.' IX kV IfU T'l T TJ"t1 DnWtM7UB
A V A A IIVAI',17. li I I V VT X IV iXn,
CASTILE and FANCY SOAP8
PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS,
Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Med!
eiuesoi every description.
ALSO,
Segars, Tobacco, School Books, &c
ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS
In season.
Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal
rurposes.
Terms, Strictly Cash.
By strict attention to business. I hope to merl
me uuuuuouvv auu lavor oi tue puDiio.
JACOB STRICKLER, Ph. G
Aprll29, 1879.
MRS. LYD1A E. FiNKHAM.
OF LYNN, MASS.
-m ifiiiin -MrTT
DISCOTERXR OF
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8
VEGETAELT3 COMPOUND.
For all Female Complaints.
Thin preparation, as Hi fume einincs, cnnsltts ot
Voffo table proportJot that an bannletw to the most dal
Irato ItiTnlld. Upon one trial tho merits of this Com
ponnd will be roooffnlxcd, asrollof is Immediate and
when Its use is continued, In nincty-nlne oases In a han.
dml,apernuuientoTiriseffocted,aBthoasands'wlll tes
tify. On account of Its proren merits. It Is to-day re
commended and prescribed bj tbe best physicians In
the country.
It will cure entirely the worst form of falling
of the uterus, Leucorrbcea, lrroffular and painful
Menstruation, all Oraiian Troubles, Inflammation and
Ulceration, Flooding, all Displacements and the con
sequent spinal weakness, and ts espoclallyadapted to
tho Change of Life. It will dtssolre and expel tumors
from the uterus In an early stage of derelopment. The
tendency to cancerous humors there Is checked Tory
ipcedlly by Its use.
In fact It has prorcd to bo tho (rreat
cttt and best remedy that has evor been discover
ed. It permeates every portion of the system, and gives
ncwllfoandvlffor. Itroraovcsfalntnesa.flatulpnpy, !o
stroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weakness
of tho stomach
It euros Bloating, neadaches, Kc irons Prontrntlon,
Oonoral Debility, Sleeplessness, Depresclon and Indl
frostlon. That feeling df bearing dawn, causing pain,
wight and backache, Is always permanently cured b
Its use, It will at all times, and under all circumstan
ces, act in harmony with the law that governs the
female system.
For Kidney Complaints of either sex this compound
Is unsurpasBod.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Is prepared at 23S and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Warn.
Price f 1.00. Six bottles for t&.OO. Bent by mat! Ln tho
form of pills, also In the form of Lorengcs, on receipt
of price, $1.00, per box, for either. Mrs. PINKIIAM
freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Bond for pam
phlet. Address as above Mention this paper.
No family should be without LYDIA E. FINKHAM
- LIVE It FILLS. They cure Constipation. Biliousness,
uel Torpidity of the IJvor. 25 cents par box.
HGEO. A. KELLY& CO.. General Amenta.
Pittsburgh, Pa. Also for sale by Jacob Strick
le r, New BloimUeld, Fa. 27nly
Profitable Reading for Everybody!
Business men & women, teachers, mecnamcv,
farmers, ministers, mothers, and all who arc tired,
ut by the constant toil ana worry of your work
'lon't drink intojticntint'bitters, but n-e
Are von hulicrinn lioin Uvueubia. Rheuma
tism, Neuralgia, or with Dowcf, Kidney or Liver,
complnints, ynu enn be cured by ttsine
r:
If vou nre watinz away with Coiisuinuiion.l
Female Weakness or any sickness ; if you have al
an cnitTH orcoi'i, ynu win unn sure renei in m
if vou are enfeebled bv uif.e;ibc, ace or dissi
pation, and your system needs invicorotinff, or,
if you have pimples and blotches, nnu your blood
needs purifying, yn:i enn nlwvs dnrnd on '
.Made fio:n tjinmr.
buchu. Mandrake, tttilhn-.
(lis and other nf the
the Boot Health & Strongth Rasiorer tvorj
Used far superior to Uiticrs, Essences of Gin-
;er and other ionics, as tt novor intoxicates,
ind rombines th? best curative properties of all.'
It Has Hnrcd Hundreds of LItcsj It Slay!
Save Yours.
Buy a 50c. hottlcof your ilnijrvst, and to avourl
.uouiuerieits ue s-ire n;:r K!rTn:uiu ; 1 1 1.1c 0111--ifle
wrapper. Hi1"" ox & ".. CSrnnt', N. V
Parker's Hair Balsam.
Uruilti.
The Dent & Jinst Kconomlcnl V.alt Drcusln?
Containitij only ingredients tliat are beneficiiil
to the hair and scalp, the l.LSA.t will be found
far more satisfactory tl.an any other preparation.
It Sorer Falls to ltostoroGraj or Faded Hair
to the original youthful color and is warranted to
remove di.ndruff, prevent baldness and promote a
growth of young hair. SM bjr druggists alioclt.
29 dly
Ben. F. Gbafton. Stori B. Iadd,
IIAIjHRKT K. fAinn,
Late Oommimloner o Pateittti.
PATENTS.
PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD,
Attorneyi-at-Law and SoltcUort of American
ana Foreign Patents.
No. 412 Fifth Street,
"Wn slit ton, 1). O.
Practice Patent Law ln all Its branehe In the
Patent Ofllno, nnd In the 8upreme and Circuit
Courts nf the United Mates. Pamphlet sent fre
on receipt of stamp for postage. 36
A Lecture to Young Men
On the Loss of
A LKCTURK ON THE NATITKK, TREAT,
ment, and Radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or
HpermatorrlKita, Induced by Self Abuse, Involun
tary EmmlHSions, Iiupotency, Nervous Debility,
and Impediments to marriage generally; Con
sumption, Kpllepsy, and Fits: Mental and Phys
leal Incapacity, ete.-by KORKKT J. CULVER
WELL, M. I)., author of the "Green Rook." etc.
The world-renowned author, ln this admirable
Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience
that the awlul consequences of Keif-Abuse may
be effectually removed without dangerous sur
gical operations, bougies, Instruments, rings, or
cordlalst pointing out s mode of cure at once
certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no
matter what his condition mav be. may cure him
self cheaply, privately and radically.
tf. This Lecture will prove a boon to thou
sands and thousands.
Kent under seal. In a plain envelope, to any ad
dress, on receipt ot biz eeuts or two postage
stamps.
Address the Publishers.
THE CULVEKWELL MEDICAL CO.,
40plj 1 41A unJ!t.NewYork ;JP. O.Box.JSW
A FULL ASSORTMENT
OF
HARDWARE,
IRON & STEEL
WILT, BE FOUND AT
OUR NEW STORE-ROOM.
F. M OR TIMER,
Xew Jiloom field.
m
r:.- i i:t 'I' ;
HTA man may know more than his
wife,, but It is generally beet for him to
avoid suggesting guchapoealbHIty.when
the In present.
IT A German lately married ay :
" Id va Joost o easy as a needle cood
valk out ifalt a camel's eye as to get der
bebindt vord mit a vomans."
Gf'WbylB It that your loaves are
so much smaller than they used to beV"
asked a Galveston man of his baker.
'I don't know, unless It Is I use lees
dough than formerly," replied the
baker.
CSTThe following sentiment was
drunk standing at a public fete among
'de fust oircle" colored of New York
a few evenings since: "Here's to de
colored far-sec ; dar face needs no paint
dar head no 'fumery."
$?If you are poor, and the chances
are that you are, never wish to be rich ;
you've no Idea how trying it is,' to be
rich. Just try going around with thirty
seven cents ln your pocket that you
don't know what to do with.
K-A darkev. who was stooping to
wash bis hands ln a brook, did not
Tintlr-e the neculiar actions or a goat
just behind him, so when he scrambled
out of the water, and was askea now
It happened he answered: "I duno
'zactly, but It 'peared as ei oe snore
kinder h'isted and frowed me."
t3T"Dovou say I've been a hard
drinker all my life?" said an old toper
to an acquaintance.
"Yes, I do."
"Well, there's where you're mistaken.
Atonecertod I didn't touch a drop
for two years; in fact 1 drank nothing
but milk." "Indeed I Wnat two years
was that ?" "My first two."
ryTeacher " John, what are yoar
boots made of V"
Boy "Of leather."
"Where does the leather come from V"
"From the hide of the ox."
"What animal, therefore.supplies you
with boots and gives you meat to eat?"
"My father."
fylle was at breakfast, wrestling
with a piece of remarkably tough veal.
His wife said to him : 'You always say
there's something to be thankful for in
every thing. I guess you'd be puazled
to find something to be thankful for ln
that veal.' 'Not at all,' he cheerfully
responded, stopping to breath ; 'I was
just thinking how grateful we shoivkl be
that we met it when it was young.'
Who Was Shot.
We received from a correspondent
the following somewhat incoherent ac
count of a duel which was fought ln hi
neighborhood. Some way or other, we
are half in the dark about the result of
the duel in question, but we shall leave
the decision to our readers: "A duel
was lately fought in Texas by Alexander
Bhott and John S. Nott. Nott was shot
and Shott was not. In this ease it is
better to be Shott than Nott. There was
a rumor that Nott was not shot, and
Shott avows that be shot Nott, which
proves either that the shot Shott shot
at Nott was not shot, or that Nott was
shot notwithstanding. It may be made
to appear on trial that the shot Shott
shot shot Nott, or, as accidents with
fire-arma are frequent, it may be pos
sible that the shot Shott shot.shot Shott
himself, when the whole affair would
resolve itself into its original elements,
and Shott would be shot, and Nott
would be not. We think, however, that
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but
Nott; anyway, it is hard to tell who
was shot.
Why they so Call Them.
A Dutchman being asked why be
called his son John, said the reason was
"pecause dat Is his name." But these
chaps named below had other reasons :
A young fellow call his sweetheart
Revenge, because she is sweet. And a
young married man calls his mother-in-law
Delay, because she is dangerous.
A Boston man calls Lis wife Fact,
because she is a stubborn thing. And
the fourth wife of a district attorney
calls him necessity because he knows no
law. A Cincinnati man names his
coachman Procrastination, because he
stole his watch. We call a beautiful
eohool-m'am we used to go to, Experi
ence, because she was a dear teacher.
A Yonkers man calls his wife Frailty,
because Shakespeare says, " Frailty .thy
name is woman." Eli Perkins calls his
wife Honesty, because he says it Is the
best policy. A New Haven man calls
bis wife Duty for Duty calls. Another
man here calls his wife' 'Stranger,' for
she 'took him in.'
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