THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., JANUA11Y 25, 1881. 7 Profossioual Cards. JOHN CALVIN WALLIS, Attorney at-Law, and District Attorney. New Bloomfleld, Perry Co.. Fa. WOlllee over Mortimer's new store. All legal bwslness promptly and carefully transacted. May 4, 18)11). JB. JUNKIN, Attorney-at-Law, New llluuinlleld. Perry oo., Pa. -OMce Next door to the residence oUurtge Juuktn. 4diI T KAV1S POTTKU, Al'I'OHNEV AT L.AW, NEW BLOOMFIKLD. PERRY CO., PA. 'wOlalms promptly secured ,?0'1?,(!i3 Wrltlngsaud all legal business carefully attend, d to. 6i HABLEiTilTmLEY, Attorney at Law. New BloomUeld, Perry Co. Pa. -Office two doors east of Joseph 8m th s hotel. August a, 1H72. "1TTM. A. BPONSLER, Attorney-at-Law, VV Office adjoining hto resldenoe, on Bast Matnstreet.New Bloomlleld. Perry eo., Pa. 8 a ly VirM. N. BE1BEBT, Attorney-at-Law, YY New Bloomlleld, Perryoo,, Pa. Bloomlleld, 33 It. LEWIS POTTER, NOTABTPOBLlo.Wew Bloom, tleld, Perry Co.. Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and teases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and eertllled.wlll also take depositions to be retd In any court In the United States. 7 10 It CHAS. J . T , Mol NTIRE, Attorney-at-Law , New Bloomlleld, Perry oo., Pa. - AU professlonalbuslnesspromptlyandfalth (ully attended to. 3 2 It. 1TTM. A. MORRISON. VV JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, Niw(JssTOWH, Perryco., Pa. a-Keinlttanceswlllbe made promptly for an Collections made. 4 OHAS. A. BAKNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld,Perryco.,Pa .Omce on high street, North side, nearly op posite the Presbyterian Church. 3 2ly ML. LIGGETT. Attorn st-at-Law, , Newport, Perry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl ness matters committed to his care. . OiUoe, No. 30 North Second Street. Newport, April 2P 1878. T SUNDY, M. D. J . rhyslclan and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough of Bloom tleld. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomlleld and nurroundlng vicinity. Calls In the country attended to promptly. Office on Cirllsle street, the one formerly occupied by Dr.Ard. 19 6m R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Bloomtteld, Perry County, Pa. Office on Carlisle, St., directly opposite the Pres fcyterlan Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. t-AM, Work Warranted. Terms moderate. 28 W. ROWE, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Dentist. DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Having located permanently in NEW BL00MF1ELD, Offers his protesslonal services to the citizens of tbe Borough and surrounding country. Dr. B. has been engaged In an extensive prac tice for over 28 years. He has also served his country In the capacity of Surgeon to the 78th Pa: Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion, holding his Commission from the then Governor of this Commonwealth. His credentials are from oneof the best Medical Colleges In America. His success as a practitioner of medicine Is ac knowledged by recommendations from former patrons, which are Iree for inspection at all times. IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases he has had very extensive expertence.and hascured many hopeless cases, after years of sulfering, and expense incurred In seeking relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complaints treated successfully are Asthma. Bronchitis, Laryngitis, Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (llrst and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia Liver Complaint, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's Evil, Skin Diseases, Chronlo Rheumatism, Goitre, or enlargement of the Glands of the neck. Dropsy, Piles, chronic Dlarrho3a,Constipatlon of the Bow els, Sick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged Spleen. Epilepsy, Deafness, Chronlo Chills and Ague. Diabetes Mellltus, old running sores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not confine himself to any one par ticular system of medicine. He uses all the late Improved methods and remedies, as also Magneto Electric, or 3Iolical Electricity, which is go successfully used at the present day In many forms of nervous complaints. In the treatment of the Lungs and air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medicine direct to the diseased parts. When an Incurable case presents Itself he is free and candid In telling the patient that he can not cure him, thus avoiding further expense. In chronic ailmentsit Is always bestfor patients to call at his office for personal examination and treat msnt, when that is practicable. Office at his residence on Main street, a few doors westof H. Smith's blacksmith shop, in what is known as the Gallatin property. B. CONSULTATION FREE. Bloomlleld, May 4, 1830. G" RANDB0ULEVARD HOTElT Corner 30th St. and Broadway, 5TI2W YOttK. On Boih American & European Plans. Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho tel occupies the entire square, and was built and furnished at an expense ot over Sl'Xi.OOO. It Is one of the most elegant as well as n nest located in the city s has a passenger Elevator and all modern Improvements, and is within one square of the depots of the Sixth and Eighth Avenue Elevated K. R. Cars and still nearer to the Broad way cars convenient and accessible from ail parts of the city. Rooms with board, 11 per day. Special rates for families and immanent guests. Aug 21. '60 ly E. HASKELL, Proprietor. REMNANTS of PRINTS of these we have a large quantity in good styles. In addition to the above goods we have a nice assortment of Ladies Neckties. Corsets, German town Yarn, Zephyrs, Shoe tor Ladies aud Chil dren, and thousauds of other articles. F. MORTIMER, New Bloomlleld, Pa. Our Stock of NEW GOODS for Men's Wearls complete. Prloesfroml2 centsup. F. MORTIMER. New BleomBeld. Pa Office near Blxler's Mills, where all protesslonal business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warranted In price and quality. May 25. '80. lv. jyjED I C AL NOTICE! Philadelphia Advertisements. Ready Mixed Paints ! JUCAS' READY MIXED PAINTS ! NO WATER, NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PURE OIL. PAIIfT, READY FOR USE. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF ;FAIKT BENT BY MAIL. ITIS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADS WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZ: NICELY BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Ton Will Prove It to be the Best Liquid Faint In the Market. JOHN LUCAS Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c W For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Bloomlleld, Pa., or to John Lucas Sc Co., Philadelphia. . 2EIGLER& SWEARINGEN' Successors to 8HAFFNER, ZIEGLER CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery Gloves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety ot TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, N 0.38, North Fourtb Street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON ft Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 605 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. T 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and madeto Order. Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO . Publishers of Sanders'NewReaders.and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's Histnrvt the CnitedBtates.Felton'sOutllne Maps.&o. JL0YD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 133 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Dealer sin Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, &c, And a flneasnortmentof WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 420 Market street, above 4tb PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gAnFELnBMMRER WITH jiiimjm:, SCOTT fc CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTHS, Cotton & Woolen Chain, tVc. No. 333 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as large a stock as can be found In the cltv, and at the LOWEST CASH PK1UE9, should give me a call. August 31,lH80.tf. WAINWHIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner ot 2nd aud Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a. J S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLBSALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 018 MA11KKT STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barcroft & Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN GOODS. January I, 1879. MOBEAU'H Medicated extract of malt am m:i:i CURES Consumption, Diabetes, Brlght's Disease, Epilepsy.lrtt. Vltus's Dance. Scrofula, if destruc tion is not carried too far.and builds up constitu tions ruined by excesses of whatever nature. Take it and add your testimonial to the thousands already obtained. For sale by all druggists. Price, 81.0U. rrt. e. c. ltjics' GERMAN ANTI-BILIOUS POWDER 13 a radical cure for Hick and Dull Head.ice, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation, Plies, Palpi tation of the Heait, Impurities ot the Blood, as Pimples, Dingy Hkln, Drowsiness, &e. It is a mild purgative and adapted to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all druggists. Price 60 cts. MOBEATJ'8 MALT FARINA. The best food for infants and the most nutri tious diet for invalids. Contains all the muscle and bone making elements of wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach, is easily di gested and does not change in any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 60 cents. DR. E. C. LUKS' German Soothing Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of pleasant taste, for all painful affections of Infants and children procedlng aud accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings suffer but procure a bottle at once. For sale by all druggists. Price, iiocts. May 25, '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor t6 Dr. M. B. Btrlckler) NEW BL00MFIELD, PENN'A, HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B. Btrlckler In the Drug Business at his Store-room, on MAIN STREET, two doors East of the Big Bprlng.I will endeavor to make it In every way worthy the patronage ot the public. Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presclptlons, so as to insure accuracy and guard against accidents. REAR IN JIID that my stock has been recently selected and care taken tohave everything of the BEST QUALI TY. The publlo may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PURE and UNADULTERATED. I IIAYE CONSTANTLY ON HAND HAIR OIL and POMADES 11 A I It, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. SURGEONS, TOILET, and CARRIAGE SPONGES, PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE aud FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medi cines of every description. ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, &c. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal rnruoses. Terms, Strictly Cash. By strict attention to business, I hope to inert iue cuuuucuue aim lavor oi me puono. JACOB STRICKLER, Pb. O. April 29, 1879. MRS. LYOIA E. P1HKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS. discoverer or LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 VEGETABLE COMPOUND. The PofllttTft Cnre For all Female Complaints. This preparation, M itt turn Rljrnlfle, eonalitii of Vegotahle Proportlw that are Lannlttw to tbe most dai lecte tnralld. Upon one trial the merits of thli Com pound will be reoofrniwKl, aa relief U Immediate ; and when Uh tuo Is continued, In ninety-nine oases In a hnn. dred.arwrmaAantotmilseffectedistlionsandi will tes tify. On account of Its proron merits, It Is to-day re commended and proscribed by ths best physicians la the country. It will curs entirely the worst form of falling of the u torus, Lenoorrhaja, Irregular and painful Monstruatlon,allOTari&n Troubles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Flooding, all Dlsplaoements and the con sequent spinal weakness, and Is especially adapted to the Change of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In an early stage of development. The tendency to cancerous humors there Is checked very speedily hy Its aire. In fact It has proved to bo the groat, est and best remedy that has ever been discover ed. It permeates erery portion of the system, and gives now Vt o axiu vigor. It removes f alntness,flatulcncy , de stroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach It euros Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, General Debility, Sleeplessness, Doprcsrion and Indi gestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, te always permanently cured its use. It will at all times, and under all circumstan ces, act in harmony with the law that governs the fomale system. For Kidney Complaints of either sex this compound Is unsurpassed. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at 233 and 23S Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price $1.00. Six bottles for $6.00. Sent by mail In the form of pills, also In the form ofLosenges, on receipt of price, f 1.00, per box, for either. Mrs. PI.VKOAM freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pom phlet,t Address as above Mention thit paper. No family should be without LYDIA E. PINK HAM IJVER PILLS. They cure Constipation. Biliousness, nd Torpidity of the Uver. tS cents per box. .GEO. A. KBtiLTAt CO,, General Agents, Pittsburgh, Pa. Also for sule by Jacob Stride -ler, New Blormtield, Pa. 27Hly profitable Reading for Evervbod U us mess men X women, teachers, mechanics, farmers, ministers, mothers, and all who are tired out by the constant toil and worry ot your work ,Jon t drink iutoxicatine"bitter, but use Are vuu Kiitlentiir lruin lJvsiu-nim. .tism, Neuralgia, or with Bowel, Kidney or Liver complaints, ynu can be cured by using J nr sa-.aii a-j .a-iu STi 1 If you are wasting away with Consumption, Female Weakness or any sickness ( if you have aj lad cntiph or eld, yon will find sure relief in J If vou are emceuleii by disease, see or dissi pation, and your system needs invigorating, or, if youhavepimplesaiid blotches, a ndy our blood 'needs purify intf, you rnt atwnv rrVrtrnd on Made from Ginger, Buchu, Mandrake, Stillin the Bosf Health & Stronrjth Restorer tverj Used far superior to Hitters, F.ssences of Gir-, ner ana other ionics, as it rt aver intoxicates. :ind combines the best curative pronerties of all. It Has Saved llumlrcila of Lives It Slay! hiiTe Yours. ' Buy a $oc. bottle of your drucUt, and to avoid rounterleits uc sure our Fignaturj 1 1 rrt the out ride wrapper. Ilifnx ft Cn ('NrniUt, N. V. - - - - -,aai,a Parker's Hair Balsam. The Best A Most Kconomlcnl Hair Dressing Containing only ingredients that are beneficial to the hair and scalp, the Hals am will be found far more satisfactory than any other preparation. It Never Falls to Restore Oraj or Faded Hair to the original youthful color and is warranted to remove dandruff, prevent baldness and promote a growth of young hair, by druggitt at jo cts. 29 d ly Bbnj. p. Grafton. Stort B. Ladd, Halbbrt E. Pains, Late Commissioner of Patents- PATENTS. FAINE, GRAFTON & LADD, Attorneyt-at-Laui and Solicitort qf American and Foreign Patents. No. 412 Firth Street, "Washington, 1). C. ' Practice Patent Law In all Its branohei In the Pateut OIUco, and In the Hupreme and Circuit Courts of the United Htutes. Pamphlet sent free on receipt of stump for postage. S& A Lecture to Young Men On the IiOflft ot A LKOTURK OH THE NATURE. TREAT ment, and Radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Hpermatorrhuea, Induced by Self Abuse, Involun tary Emmlssions, Impoteaey, Nervous Debility, and Impediments to marriage generally; Con sumption, Epilepsy, and Tits; Mental and' Phys ical Incapacity, eto.-by ROBERT J. CULVER W ELL, M. V., author of the "Oreen Hook." etc The world-renowned author, in this admirable Lecture, olearly proves from his own experience that the awful ennsequences of Helf-Abuse may be effectually removed without dangerous sur gical operations, bougies, instruments, rings, or cordials; pointing out a mode of care at once certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no matter what his coadltfon may be. may cure him self cheaply, privately and radically. 4.Thl Lecture will prove a ooon to thou sands and thousaxls. Kent under seal, In a plain envelope, to any ad dress, on receipt of six ceuts or two postage stamps. Address the Pn Wishers. THE CULVER WELL MEDICAL CO., 40pl 41 Ann St., New Yorki P. O. Box, 4586. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WIL.Ii BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. r. MORTIMER, New Bloom field. tW" Bay, John, Is your sweetheart a faotory girl?" " Yet, William, satisfactory. 93"An editor, who was told that his last article was as clear as mud, said : "Well, that covers the ground, ftDyhow." t3T8ome papers have a department headed " Items of Interest." Is this to distinguish them from other matter in the paper which is uninteresting ? "An ordinary Woman's waist is thirty inches around. An ordinary man's arm Is about thirty Inches long. How admirable are thy works, oh nature 1 (3" A Galveston man who has a mule for sale bearing that a friend In Houston wanted to buy a mule, telegraphed him: " Dear Friend: if you are looking for a No, 1 mule don't forget me." t3f A bashful youth was introduced to a young lady, but did not say another word to her for some minutes, when she made him still more confused by saying: AndnowMr. let us talk about something else." K3Judge,to an unprepossessing tramp, 'what are your meansof livingV" "I am an inventor, yer Honor." "Ah, indeed; and what have you invented?" "Noth ing as yet; but I am on the lookout." ""What do you mean by hum bugging, madam ?" asked an ugly barrister of an old lady he was cross examining. "I don't know as I can exactly say, sir; but if a lady was to say you're a handsome man, that would be what I'd call humbugging." Two convicts having escaped from Sing Sing, lived in a bam for three days on pie and a 'herring. One, who was piously inclined, constantly said. "Oh, be merciful to the erring." "By jove, you're right," said the other, "For Its the only thing that's left." " Do you really believe that an ass ever spoke to Balaam ?" queried a man who prided himself on his Intellect. Colerridge, to whom the question was put, reflected : "My friend, I have no doubt," whatever but that the story is true. I have been spoken to in the same way myself." The man of the inquiring mind retired for meditation. "Benjamin!" shouted Mrs. Tood- les to her husband, who was going out of the gate, " bring me five cents worth of snuff when you oome." "Snuff I Mrs. Toodles, snuff I" he ejaculated, as be paused with his band on the latch. No, no, Mrs. Toodles, the times are too hard to admit of . such extravagance ; you must tickle your nose with a straw when you want to sneeze." tWA Scotch clergyman, who was given to absence of mind, was onee on his way to preach in a church ata village outside of Edinburgh. The wind was strong in his face; so that in stopping to take a pinch of snuff he turned bis baek to it, but forgot to turn again to his original direction, and so walked back into the city without knowing it. Dr. Samuel Johnson had a gruff way of telling the truth. His praise wau apt to be very light, but bis blame was heavy enough to make up for it. There were women preachers in bis day also, and his analysis of their apparent success is well worth consider ing, though years have gone by since he spoke. "Sir," he said, "a woman preaching is like a dog walklnfi on bis bind legs it is not done well, but you are surprised to find it done at alL" Forgot ths Hat. A young lawyer had just finished an impassioned appeal in the Galveston court house and dropped, as he thought, Into bis chair, but missed it. As be struck the floor there was an explosion, as if a young cannon had gone off, creat ing much excitement. The prevailing opinion was that a pistol bad exploded in his hip pocket, but, upon raising him up, it was discovered that he flattened out a beautful silk bat. It seems that an old but reckless member of the bar was to blame for the explosion. When the young lawyer was about to sit down the elder pulled the chair away, but he bad forgotten that bis own silk bat was under that very chair. The elder law yer laughed boisterously until be identi fied tbe mutilated bat as bis own, and then be smiled a sickly smile.