THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM F1EL1), l'A., JANUARY 11, 1881. Professional Curds. JOHN CALVIN WALLI9, AttorneyatLaw aud District attorney. ppit iiiuuiniieiu, i erry uu., i n. r-(inte over Mortimer' new more. All legal vu-uin-s promptly atiucaretii ly transacted' May 4, lHHU. T K. JUNK1N. Attornev-at-Law. tl Mew Hloomlleld. Perrvco.. Pa, -Otlloe Next Uoor to the resilience of Judge JUUKIU, 4011 AM. MARK.EL, Attorney-at-Law, New itlnoinllald. 1'errv county. Pa. uTVOulue opposite the Mansion House, and (area door east or the post-wince. Y kavis roxruii, AlTOItSKYATLAW, NEW BLOOMFIELl), PERRY CO., PA. "Claims promptly secured coiieotea Wrltingsaud all legal business carefullyatteud- OHARLE8H. HMILEY, Attorney at Law. New Hloomlleld, Perry Co. Pa. 0ltlca two doors east ol Joseph Smith's hotel. August 2, 1872, -tt-ii a hponhi.KK. Attnrnev-at-Law. VV Olllce adlolnlna Ills residence, on East Main street, New UloomUeld, Perry oo., Pa. 32 ly UrM. N. HEIBERT, Attorney-at-Law, W New BlooiuUeld, I'erryco., Pa. Bloomtleld, 8 33 lv. TEWI8POTTEB, kotari PcnLio, New Bloom Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully reuarecl and acknowledgements taken. All kinds or Pension and Bounty papers drawn and oertlned, will also take depositions 10 oe reuu iu anycour. In the Uultedhtates. Tloly CHAS.J.T.MoINTIRB, Attorney-at-Law, . New Hloomlleld, Perry oo., Pa. 49-AllprofeFslonalbuslnesspromptlyandfalth fully attended to. 8 2 It. w v a r - U1,I1U(IV YV JUSTICE OK THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NawGRKMANTOWH, Perry oq Pa. -Keinlttnnceswlllbe made promptly for all Collections made. " CIUA8. A. B ABN ETT, Attorney-at-Law, ; New Bloomtleld. Perryoo., Pa .Offloeon high street, North side, nearly op posite the Presbyterian Church. 8 Sly ML. LIGGETT, Attornbt-at-Law, , . Newport, Perry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl ess mutters committed to lilscare. . Olttce, No. 3D North 8econd8treet. Newport, April 3 1878. T'ndyTmTd.1 0 , Physician and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Lonated permanently In the borough of Bloom. Ileld. Oilrs his professional services to the cltl 7.ens of Blooinlleld and surrounding vicinity. Cills In the country attended to promptly. Olllce on drllsle street, the one formerly oocupled by Dr. Ard. 19 6in D K. K. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Blooinlleld, Perry County, Pa. OITlie on Carlisle, Ht., directly opposite the Pres byterian Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. S.Ai.i. Vohk Warranted. Terms moderate. 28 W. ROWE, M. D. Pliyslclun find Surgeon DcntlsU (JiTice"Ii8ar uTxier'MfilsTwhere all prolessloual business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warranted In price and quality. May 25. '80. lv. M EDICAL NOTICE! DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Having located permanently In NEW BL00MF1ELD, ORers his professional services to the citizens of the Borough and surrounding country. Dr. B. has boen engaged In an extensive prac tloa for over 28 years. He has also served his country in the capacity of Surgeon to the 78th Pa. Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion, holding Ills Commission from (he then Governor of this Commonwealth. His credentials are from one of the best Medical Colleges In America. His success as a practitioner of medicine is ac knowledged by recommendations from former patrons, -which are free for Inspection at all times. IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases lie has had veryextenslveexperlence.and hascured many hopeless cases, after years of siitfering, and expense incurred In seeking relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complaints treated successfully are Asthma. Bronchitis, Laryngitis, Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (hrst and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia Liver Comnlatnt, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's Evil, Skin Diseases, Chronic Rheumatism, Goitre, or enlargement of the Glands of the neck. Dropsy, Piles, chronic Diarrhosa.Constipatlon of the Bow els, Hick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged 8pleen. Epilepsy. Deafness, Chronic Chills and Ague. Diabetes Mellltus, old running sores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not confine himself to any one par ticular system of medicine. He uses all the late Improved methods and remedies, as also Magueto Klectrlo, or Motlicnl Electricity, which Is so successfully used at the present day in many forms of nervous complaints. in the treatment of the Lungs and air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medicine direct to the diseased parts. When an Incurable case presents ItseU lie Is free and candid In telling the patient that he can not cure him, thus avoiding further expense. In chronic ailment It Is always best for patients to call at his office for personal examination and treatment, when that is practicable. -Office at his residence on Main street, a few doors westof II. Smith's blacksmith Bhop, In what is known as the Gallatin property. &. CONSULTATION FREE. Hloomlleld, May 4, 1880. G'raniTboulevard. hotel, Corner 50tU St. and llruadway, NEW; YORK. On Both American & European Plana. Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule vard. Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho tel occupies the entire square, and was built and furnished at an expense of over IIDO.OOO. It Is one of the most elegant as well as finest located in the city i has a passenger Elevator and all inoriern Improvements, and Is within one square f the depots of the Sixth and Kightii Avenue fclevated R. R. Cars and still nearer to the Broad way cara convenient aud accessible from all parts of the city. Rooms with board, 12 per day. Special rats for families and permanent guests. Aug.2. 'eulyj IK. HASKELL, Proprietor. . RKMNANT8 of PRINT8-of these we have , '(! quantity In good styles. In addition to theabove good we have a nloe assortment of Ladles Necktie. Corsets, German town larn. Zephyrs. Shoes for Ladles aud Cull dren, and thousands of other article. F. MORTIMER, New Bloomtleld, Pa. Philadelphia Advertisements. Itoady Mixed Taints ! LUCAS' HEADY MIXED PAINTS I NOWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PURE Oil, PAINT, READY FOR USE. Namplo OilvcIm. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF ;rAlKT BENT BT MAIL. IT IS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND Ol L, VIZ: NICELY BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Tott Will Prore It to be the Dost Liquid Paint in the Market. JOHN LUCAS Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French tircen, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c " IS?" For Bample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New UloomUeld, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN i Successors to HHAFFNEK, ZIEflLKR A CO., Importers and Dealors In lloftlery, JIoves, IlibboiiM, NiiRpendem, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combe. w.H- KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON A Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. SOS MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 1 1 gowER, pons & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers Id CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. It I. A A It BOOKS Alwavsonhand.and tnadeto Order. Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA AL80 M Publishers of Rnnriara'NAw R.iH... .. RronkN' Arll.hmntlna Alan Hnh.,i. u.u' . the UnltedUtates.Feiton'sOutllne Maps.&c. JJLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 62S Market Btreet. Philadelphia, Penn'a. ANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, . No. 123 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Dealer sin Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, Src, And nne asuortmentof WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 420 Market street, kboettb PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia AdyortlHonients. gAMUELBOMBERGERi WITH hif.ujm:, m ot s v to.. WIIOLEHALK DKAl.KIIH IS Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTIIM, o..oiiV U'oolcn C IiiiIii.Ac. No. 833 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as I a rue a stock ns can lie found In the oil v. and at Hie LOWKHT IJAHII HKlC'KH.sliuiildk-lveiiieacall. Anaiist ai.iHHu.tr. " WAINWRIGUT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Comer of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a. J S. DOUGHERTY WITU D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, UI J MAIIKKT HTHKET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. H ALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barernft & Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS riY ooor. January 1, 1879. MOllUAU'H Medicated extract of malt am in:i;r. CURES Comsnmptlon, Diabetes. RrlRht's Disease, Kpllepsy.lSt. Vitns's Dance, Hcroriila, If destruc tion Is not carried too far, and builds up constitu tions ruined liy excesses of whatever nature. Take It and add your testimonial tothethousancls already obtained, For sale by all druggists. Trice, 11.00. lilt. 13. "c7 LXJ1CH' GERMAN ANTI-BILIOUS POWDER 19 a radical cure for Hick and Dull Ileadace, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation. Files, Palpi tation of tlio Heat t. Impurities of the Blood, as Pimples, Dingy Hkin, Drowsiness, &c. It Is a mild purgative and adapted to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all druggists. Price 50 ctr. r oitTTvu'H MALT FARINA. The best food for Infants and the most nntrl tlous diet for invalids. Contains all the muscle and bone making elements of wheat, barley und beef. Never deranges the stomach, Is easily di gested and does not change In any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 50 cents. DR. E. C. LUK8' German Soothing Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Kyrup, of pleasant taste, for all painful affections of infants and children proceding and accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings Buffer but procure a bottle at once. For sale by all druggists, Price, &cls. May 25, '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strickler) NEW BL00MFIELD, PENN'A, HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B. Strickler In the Drug Business at his Htore-ronm, on MAIN STREET, two doors East of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make It lu every way worthy the patronage of the public. Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding aud dispensing Physl olans' presclptions.so as to Insure accuracy and guard against accidents. BEAR IN JIII that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything of the BEST QUALI TY. The nubile may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PURH and UNADULTERATED. I HAVE CONSTANTLY ON HAND HAIR OIL and POMADK9 HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. SURGKON8. TOILET, aud CARRIAGE BPONGKH, PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE aud FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medl elnes of every description. ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, &c. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purposes. Terras, Strictly' Cash. By strict attention to business. I hope to merl tug uuuuucuvc nuu lavur ol lue pUDIIO. JAUOU STRICKLER, Fh. O. April 29, 1879. m. LYD1A E. PINKHAM. OF LYNN, MA8S. jr. V DiscovEnr.n or LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 VEGETABLE COMPOITND. Thg PnIHv- Cnre For all Female Complaints. Thl. prrmrstlmi. m Its tusms frnlflH, emiUti of Voirotable Properties that are hurrakiM to the most del icate invalid. Upon oMtrUl the merits of thui Con -pound will be reooirnliml, turoUef Is Immediate i sod whnn Ite neeltfcofitlnued. In ninety-nine cejee la a bun. drM,arerinanentourelaeffectodaatljoilsanua will tee liry. On account of Ite proven merlta. It 1. to-day re commended and proscribed by the beat phyaicljuis la the cotintrj. It will curs entirely the worst form of falling of the uterus, Leacorrhcea, irrefrular and painful MimntniAtlon, all Or arlan Troubles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Flood lops, all Displacements and the eon eerinent spinal wcakneM, and ll esnecially adapted to the Change of Lire. It wiU dlssolre and einel tumors from the nterualn an early etafre of development. The tendimcy td oanoeroua humors there la checked very specduy by It lue. In fact It lias proved to bo the irreat cftt and beet remedy that baa ever been discover ed. It permeates every portion of the system, ami glrui new life and vliror. It removes f alntness.natulency, i!r trors all craving for atlniulanta, and rellevea weakncM of the stomach It euros Moating, Mealacbea, Kerr mis rrosiratlnn, (loneral Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indl irestion. That feeling of bearing down, eanslng pain, weight and backache, la always permanently cared tr ite use. It wUI at all tlmoa, and underull clrcumstan. res, act In harmony with the law that governs the female srstem. For KidneyComplalnta of either mix this compound Is unsurpassed. Lydla E, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound IsprppartMl at 233 and 233 Western Avenue, tvnn, Vaw. rrice tt.00. Six bottles for .(. Bent by mall In Ilia form of pills, also In the form of Loacngca, on receipt of price, tl.CO, por dot, for either. Mrs. PIKKHA31 freely answers aU letters of Inquiry, Bend for pant phlrt. Address asahors Mmtirm thlt paper. No family should be without LYDIA . PINKHAM1 LrVKP. PTLLS. They cure Oonstlnatlon. FUlousuesa. wul Torpidity of the Uvor. (ScvnUperbox W.GEO. A. KELLY& CO.. General Agents, Pittsburgh, l'a. Also for salo by Jacob Wrick ler, New BlormUeld, l'a. 27uly Profitable Reading for Everybody! , limine! men women, leacners, mectiani farmers, minisier, in ot lien, and all who ore ti; out Ly the constant toil and worry of your wo: lon't drink intoxicaiiiny hittern, ISnt i: Are vuu fculiufiiik! Iruiii iJvj.Ltti.sia. K.hemna.1 Lism, h curalfii.n.or with Cowcf, Kidney or Liverl :ompiainti, ymi rnn te cured hy nmr U vou are wastina awav with CuiihumuuGn.l Female Weakness or anv sickness i if vou have ni bad confh orrnM, yn will find mire reii?f in 1 If vou are cnlceukd by di aae or d.ui' palion. and your system needs invigoratinc, or, if vmihavenimD.es and blotches, and vour blooi ncnis piirnyinf;, you ran fliwnvs rrnrnn rm Made from (am tier. Buchu. Mandraka. fitiliin. riia nnd other of the best medicijies known it isl i lie Bent Hcaith & Strength Keslorer Ever; Used far nujierior to liittet. IUsencetof Gin-, cr and other Tonics, as it never tntoxicaletj .Hid comiiincs the best etirative properties of all.' It Ha Surod Htnidrrda of I-It Li j It May! have Your. ViM a nc. 1ottle of yourdruuiri'it. nnd to avolf.i kcouiiierieiifi ue sure our MpiLtiu: c is o-i me Oilt- ule wr;iiMT, t1irnVA't n., t S-ntts, N. V - - ' - - -rfifB-,fctiiiiiaiarf.ai Parker's Hair Balsam. VZ2!;Xz2: The Uest A Most Eronfimleal llalr Dresnlnf Containing only ingredients that are beneficial to the hair nud scalp, the HaL-sam will be found fiir more satisfactory than any other preparation. It Sever FalU to Ilostore Gray or Faded IHIr to the oriKinnl youthful color and Is warranted to remove dandruff, prevent baldness and promote a growth of youujf liair. Sold by druggtiU at 50 tit, 9 d ly Bknj. P. Gturmit. ' ' HtohtB. LiDD, HAi.nEKT E. Pain. Late CommlHHionet ofml'atcnts PATENTS. PAINE, U1UFT0X & LADD, Attorheyt-al-Law and Solicitor$ o American and foreign Patent. No. 412 Firth Street, AVnliinG-ton, I. C. Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In the Patent Olllco, and In the Huprenie and Circuit Courts of the United Htates. Pamphlet sent free on receipt of stamp for postage. 35 A Lecture to Yoimg Men On the TiOHH ot A LECTURE ON THE NATURE. TREAT, ment, and Radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Spermatorrhea, induced by .Self Abuse, Involun tary Kmmlssions, Impotency, Nervous Debility, and Impediments to marriage generallv; Con sumption, Epilepsy, and Pits; Mental and Phvs. leal Incapacity, etc. by ROBERT J. CULVER WELL, M. D., author of the "Ureen Book." etc The world-renowned author, In this admirable Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may be effectually removed without dangeroue sur gical operations, bougies, instruments, rings, or cordials; pointing out a mode of cure at once certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no matter what his condition mav be. may cure him self cheaply, priva ely alid radically. Address the Publishers, THE CULYERWELL MEDICAL CO., 40pljl 41 Ann St., New York; P. O. Box, 5oU. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILTj be found at OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. M OJt TIME It, New Bloom fleUl, Yacob wa Right. A New York Arm, consisting of two brothers, Jacob and Iaaao, bad failed for a large amount and announced forth with their ability to pay only ten cents on a dollar. This having been done, Jacob said to Isaac : . " Isaac, doil vos der biggest day's peesness ve efer done, Lab." " I ped you." " Isaag, ve vlll go celebrade. Ve vlll pig deener by der Delmoulgo, bah V" "Allrblad." They went to Delmoulco's and order ed a sumptuous meal, for which they were charged $16. Said Jacob presenting a $5 bill to the cashier : "Olf me dree tollars und half sbange." "How is that V" asked the cashier, " Your bill Is $15, and that is but $5." " Oxectly, dot's rhlad. You see ve vos baengrubt, undt bay not more as ueu uiuu uu uo tstwier, uiu ib, lawg t But the cashier failed to see it that way, and sending for an officer be made Jacob produce the correct amount. " Got vlll bunish you for dees," said Jacob to the cashier. Isaao said nothing, and the brothers started out, Jacob still assuring the cashier that " Got vlll bunish you for dees dings," and when they got into the street, Isaac said cautiously to Jacob : "Yacob, you vas rhlad. Got vlll bunish dot man, Yacob," he continued ruuulng his hand Into the breast pocket of bis overcoat and pulling out some thing, " Got baf bunished dot man, vor I got me von tozent bees zllver sboons." Conundrums. At what time is a cigar like an old maid V When there is no match for it. Why is a newly-born baby like a gale of wind? Because it begins with a squall. What is the difference between ladies and ducks V If there is any difference, it is that ladies are often dressed to kill, while ducks are killed to dress. Why are a whale and a pond lily alike Y They both come to the surface to blow. y" A bribe I" exclaimed the bonest official, starting back as though stung. " A ber-ribe 1 and to me t Good gracious man ! do I look like a man to trifle with my trust! You have grossly insulted me, and I despise you and your venal offer I Stay, one moment," he added, as the timid tourist, alarmed at the storm of indignation be bad evoked was hastily taking himself off In a very " sorry-tbat-I-spoke" kind of mood, "stay a moment. Don't be in quite such a hurry. Look, here!" and so saying, the honest official lowered his voice and drew nearer to his tempter " suppose, now, I was such a man as you took me to be, what would you bo ready to stand 'i A negro family in Galveston are everlastingly quarreling and disturbing the neighbors. A gentleman living close by met the wife and said to her. " You are always kicking up a row. Why is there no harmony in your bouse V" " Dat's juss what I was tellin' delazy, wuffless nlggah. Dar ain't no hominy in de house, nor no meat, an' de bacon's all eat up, and de meal barr'l is empty. He is de only ting in da house what's full all de time." S" A few months ago an old gentle man was seen nailing up a notice on a fence on the south side of Galveston avenue. A friend, passing, said : " Why don't you have the notice put in the paper, where people 'can read it?" " Waal, if I tuck it to the newspaper office them newspaper fellers would get it spelled wrong, and then somebody might think I didn't know how to spell," said the old gentleman. The notice read : " Howze fur rent incboir on preymeysis. A Big Mouth. Boatswain of an ocean steamer to seaman, who seems to be bunting for something : " Well, what are you look ing for V" " For a pail." " What do you want of a pail ?" " I want to wash my face." " Oh, open your mouth and you won't have any face to wash !" (3-u A kiss," said young Charles, " Is a noun, we allow: but tell me, my dear Is it proper or common V Lovely Mary blushed deep and exclaimed : " Why, I avow, I think a Lias is' both proper and common."