THE TIMES, NEW liLOOMFIELl), PA., JANUARY A, 1881. Professional Cards. JOHN CALVIN WAM.ta, Attorney at Law, and District Attumxy. New Mlimmllelil. Pony 0., Pa. ruffles over Mortimer's new mine. All lennl business promptly uuil carefully transacted. May 4, 1M0. JK. JUNK.IN, Attorney-at-Law, w lliuomileld, Perryco., Pa. Olllce Next iluor to Ui residence of Judxe JuiikIu. -' A. M. MAItltKI., Attorney-at-Law, k. New HluoinilelU, Perry county, I -jtill.... .......... Itn hu Vl u ..al.ltl II (HIAA,! Pa. Ittlicl thro doors oust of lUe Post-UUlce T" EW1S l'OTXKH, A'l'XOUNiEt AT LAW, NEW ULUOMKIKI.l), PKltRY CO., PA. -Clalm promptly secured collected Wrlttngsandall lcxal business carefully ulte d dto. . OUARLKS II. HMILKY, Attorney at W New llloomlleUl, Perry t Law. rv (In. Pa. OIllJO two Ujurn east o( Joseph Smith's WM. A. 8PON8LEK, Attorney-at-Law, Otltce adJomliiR Ills residence, on East Mnlnstreet, New Hloomtleld, Perryco., Pa. 3 illy M.H. HE1BEUT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld, Perryco.. Pa. BloomHeld,S331v. LKWI9POTTE11, HOT1KTPUDL10, New Bloom. Held, Perry Co., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortizair.es and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds ot Pension and Bounty papers drawn and eei-tllled, will also take depositions to be rer.d in any court In the United mates. 7 1U1T U.A8. J.T.MctNTIKK, Attorney-at-Law. New Bloomlleld, Perry 00.. Pa. -All professional business promptlyandf altn. tnllyattendedto. saiv. WM, A. MO It II I SON, .-.. VV JUHTIOK OF Til E PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NbwC)kiimntown, Perryco ..Pa. llemlttaneeswlllbe mad promptly foraii Collections made. OH AS. A. BARN KTT, Attorney-at-Law, New nionmneld. Perry co.. P .0fnce on high street. North side, nearly op poslte the Presbyterian Church. 3 Sly ML. LIOaETT. Atthrnrt-at-Law, , A'cieport, Perry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will !ve prompt and careful attention to all busl aess matters nommltted to his care. Olllce, No. North Second Street. Newport, April 2C 1878. y , l'liyslcliin and Surgeon. A graduate or Cleveland Medical College, l.ociteil pann uientlv In the boroimli of Bloom. Held, oftars his professional services to the c tl zoiii of Blonnlluld and MiiToundlnpr vicinity. (Jills In the country attended to promptly. Office on Carlisle street, the one formerly occupied by Dr. Ard. 1 6" D U. R. M. ALEXANDER, fUTROEOX DENTIST. New Hloomtleld, Perry County, Pa. OlDse on Carlisle, St., dlrectlyopposlte the Pres. 'hyteiiati Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. 3-Aix Wohk Wabk.imted. Terms moderate. SW W. ROWE, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Dentist. "Tjflioe near Blkler'9Mllis,wn'aren professional business will bB promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warranted in price and quality. May 2i. '80. Iv. ; . M EDICAL NOTICE! DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Having located permanently In NEW BLO0MF1ELD, Offers his profesilonal services to the citizens of' the Borough and surrounding country. Dr. B. has been engaged In an extensive prac tice for over 28 years. He has also served his country in the capacity of Surgeon to the 78th Pa. Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion, holding his Commlssiou from Hie then Governor of this CoinimNiwealtn. His credentials are from oneot the best Medical Colleges In America. Ills success as a practitioner of medicine Is ac knowledged by recommendations from former , patrons, which are free for inspection at all times. IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases he has had very extensive experlence.nnd hascured manyhopeless cases, alter years of sulteriug, and expense Incurred In seeking relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complain' treated successfully are Asthma. Bronchitis, Laryngitis, Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (tlrst and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia Liver Complaint, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's Evil, Skill Diseases. Chronic Rheumatism, Goitre, or enlargement of the Glands of the neck. Dropsy, Plies, chronic Dlarrho3a,Conslipatinu of the Bow els, Sick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged Spleen. Epilepsy, Deafness, Chronlo Chills and Ague. Diabetes Mellltus, old running sores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not confine himself to any one par ticular system of medicine. He uses all the late Improved methods and remedies, as also Magneto Electric or Sletlicnl Electricity, which is so successfully used at the present day In many forms of nervous complaints. In the treatment of the Lungs aud air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medicine direct to the diseased parts. When an Incurable case presents Itself he is free and candid In tolll ng the patient that he can uot cure him, thus avoiding further expense. In chronic ailments It Is always best for patients to call at his ollloe (or personal examination and treatin .'Ut, when that is practicable. -Office at his residence on Main street, a few doors westof H. Smith's blacksmith shop, in what in known as the Gallatin property. tS. CONSULTATION FREE. Bloom Held, May 4, 1880. n RAND BOULEVARD HOTEL, U Corner SBtb St. and Broadway, NEW YORK. On Both American & European Plana. Fronting on Central Park, fhe Grand Boule vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho tel occupies theentlre square, aud was built and Vanished at an expense of over fjl'KJ.OOO. It is one of the most elegaut as well as It nest located In the city t has a passenger Elevator aud all modern Improvement, and is within one square f the depots of the Slxih and Eighth Avenue Klevated R. R. Cars and still nearer to the Broad way oars convenient and accessible from all nurts of the city. Rooms with board, 1 per day. special rates for families and permanent guests. Aug. 21. 'oO ly (K. HASKELL, Proprietor. REMNANTS of PRINTS-of these we have large quantity In good styles. , In addition to the above goods we have a nice assortment of Ladies Necktie, Corsets, German tnwD Varn. Zephyrs, Shoes for Ladles ami Chil dren, and thousand of other articles. F. MORTIMER, New Bloomlleld, Pa. Philadelphia Advertisements. Ready Mixed Paints ! tf OAS' HEADY MIXED PAINTS ! NOWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A rURE Oil, PAINT, HEADY FOR USE. Hiimplo CurdM. BO BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .rAlKT BENT B? MAIL. ITIS PUT ON LIKE OTHHR PAINT. MADE WITH LKAD AND OIL. VIZs NICELY BRUSilKl) OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT Tivy IT, 4 And Ton Will Prove It to be the Best Liquid Faint la tlio Market. JOHN HiUO-A-N At CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swlgg and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c ' NT" For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, Now Bloomlleld, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN Suooossors to SIIAFFNKK.ZIESLKK SCO Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, HSIoves, ItibboiiH, Nuspenderft, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety ol TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Mtrcet, PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Comba. w. H. KENNEDY TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 605 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. T 1 gOWER, POTTS t& CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers Id CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK BOOKS Alwavs on hand, and madeto Order. Nos. 630 Market and 823 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO S. Publishers of Sanderi'New Readers .and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's Historyof theUultedStates.Folton'sOutline Maps,&o. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Street. Philadelphia, Tenn'a . JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 133 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Dealer sin Oil ClothB, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, be, And a Cnsassortmentof WOOD and WILLOW WARE No. 120 Market street, above 1th PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Adycrtlscmonln. gAMUEL BOMBERGER, WITH itu;jiM:, scott v t o.. . WUOLKSA LE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTIIH, CoftoiiaV Woolen Chain. Ac. No. 313 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wIshhiK to select from as large a stock hs ciui lie found 111 the nil y. mid at the LOWKsT CASH I'ltlCES.slmuld Hive me a call. AiiRiist ai, isso tf. WAIN WRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and ArcbStreet, Philadelphia renn'a. J. S. DOUGHERTY WITII D. J. HOAR & CO., WDOLBSALB BOOT AND SHOE WAKE 110 USK, I13 MAItKKT HTItEKT, Philadelphia, Penn'a. H ALL, SHENK & C0. 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Baroroft & Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS GOODS. January 1, 18711. JIOKEAU'M Medicated extract ot alt am ui:b;f. CURES Comsnmptlon, Diabetes. Brlght's Disease, KpilepsyJSt. Vltus's Dance. Hcrofiila, if destruc tion is not carried too far, and builds up constitu tions ruined by exoesws of whatever nature. Take It and add your testimonial tothethousands already obtained, For sale by all druxglsts. Trice, 81. IW. Dlt. E."c7 LTJICS' GERMAN ANTI-BILIOUS POWDER 18 a radical cure for Rlek and Dull Headace, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation, Piles, Palpi tation of the Heait, Impurities of the Blood, us 1' I in pics. Dingy Hkin, Drowsiness, &e. It is a mild purgative and adapied to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all drugKlsts. Price CO ct. MOltKATJ'H MALT FARINA. The best food for infants and the most nntrl tious diet for invalids. Contains all the muscle and bone tnakiiiK elements of wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach, Is easily di gested and does not change In any climate. For sale by all druggists. 1'rlue, 60 cents. DR. K. C. L0K9' Gcrmran SootKtng Remedy. A perfect harmless and vr; effective Byrup, of pleasant taste, lor all painful affections of Infants and children preceding and accompanying the processof dentition. Do not let your darlings suffer but procure a bottle at once. For sale by all druggists, Price, iiocts. May 25, '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strlchler) NEW BL00MFIELD, PENX'A, IIAVINO succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B. Btrickler in the Drug Business at his Store room, on MAIN BTltKKT. two doors Fast of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make it in every way worthy the patronage of the public. Personal aud strict attention AT ALL TIMES Riven to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presclptlons. so as to insure accuracy and guard against accidents. in: Alt C that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything i.f the BF8T QUALI TY. The public, may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PUKK and UNADULTERATED. I UAYE constantly on hand HAIK OIL and POMADES UAfB, TOOTH and NAIL BRUSHES. 81TROKONS, TOILKT, and CARRIAGE 8PONGKH, TUFF BOXES. TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE and FANCY BOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medl. clues of every description. ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, &c, ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure M inos and Liquors Tor Medicinal Purposes. Terms, Strictly Cash. By strut attention to business. I hope to merl the coundeuce aud favor of the public. JACOB STRlCKJ.ER.Pb. O. Apri12f, 1879. IYDIA E. PINKHAM. Or LYNN, MASS. niscovr.nrB or LYDIA E. PINKHArjS'S VEgETAL'B COMPOTOD. Tor all Femalo Complaints. TTiln prcpnnitlon, as ttt name Rlfrnlflm, eontlntm of Voc,utahle Properties tliat are liarnilcw to ttie most dol Ifnteinrnlid. Upon one trial the merit! of thlt Com pound wilt be recognised, as rollef U linmediata i and when ltn tuo la oontinncd, In nlnetj-nlne eaeofl In a nun. drcd, aponnanetitOTroiBefrocteduitlioniaintli will tcr tlTy. On aceonnt of Its proron morltf, It b to-day re mrnmondrd and proacrlbed by. the boat phyilclani In the conntry, Jt will cure entirely the worrt form of filHnK of the otorns, Loacorrhaa, irrc cuter and painful ).tnttniation,all(rarlanTitrablcfll IndammatJon and Ulceration, Froodlnfffi, all DiflpUccirrontt and the eon Frqnontfiplnnl weakness, and la nrpecuiUy adapted to the Change of life. It will dlfleolre and expel tumors fromthetitortMlnanrarlyetrLpe of doToloprnfrnt, The tondenry to canceroui humors there Is checked Tory Sitredlly by itsuw. in fact it has prorwl ff be the (nat est and beet remedy that Itoa ercr neon dine ore r ed. It permeates erury portion of the system, onrl 1ti now llfoindTlffor. It romorcs filntnrtr.natulrrry, de stroys oil ernrlng for stimulants, aud rcllnrcs wc-akaes of the stomach It cures Bloating, neadaehes, rTerrons l-rostratEon, General Debility, Kleepleesncas, Dcprcnelon aud Indi portion. That feeling of boorlnff down, causing pcin, weight nnd bankacho, to always pcnrancntly cored b" Its use. It will at all times, and ondnrall circumstan ces, act In harmony with the law that goTerns tlte femaU'syKtem. For Kidnry Complaints of either wax this compounU Is unsurpassed. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Ifi prepared at 233 and 8 Western Arena. Iynn, Mafs. IYleo tl.Of), 81i bottles for A00. Bent by mail In the form of pills, also In the form ofLozonges, on receipt of price, fl.00, per box, for either, lira, FDfKILAM freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pam phlet. Address as alxrre Mention thlt paper. Ko family should be without LYDIA C PINKnAM UVCn TILLS. They cur Conrtlpatlon. IliUotunesa, -ndToniI(i:ty of thoLirer. E5 cents per box. . GHO. A. KEL1.Y& CO., General Agents, Pittsburgh, Vn. Also for mile by Jacob Hrrlck lor, New lllormftelil, i'a. 27uly Profitable Heading for Everybody! Husmcss men & women, tenchert, mechanic.l farmer!, ministers, mot hers, and all wlio arc tirctll mt by the constant tnil a;ul worry of your work ! ion t tirniK iino.xicann) nitier, rnt Arc j vu su.icn.ig li ism. Ncurabia.or viili i AJvsuciisia. Klicuma- tism, Ncurat(-;ia,or with Eowcf, Kklncy or Liver, complaints, ymi enn be cured by tisir If vou are wast inn awav with CoiisuuiLiiun Female Vc.-i!;ncr-i or any sicknrs ; if you have ,'ad on-:h or oi l, ynti find sure relief in 1 If vou ate en Ice L led Uv disease, aze or diui nation, an J yo:ir system needs invigoratine;, or, n you nave pimpici ana uiotciie.i, nnu your blood' 'nerHs piirifyino;, m rm ntwrt"- rTrniu! nn Made Irum Ciinnor, Uuchu, Mandrake, otillin nit anA nl ) or nf ttin rtfa ninll.iiiM Irnnwn. i L .he Baal Health & Strength Restorer kvor J30fj larsupeiinr to iiittcrs, essences ol lin-, ft ind combines tbf best curative properties of nil.' lias hitfed Jinndreilii oi Llvos It nay Pua .-c. 1)ottleof yoiirdnmrjiit, r.ni-1 to avoulj rtia iudiii otmtcncit ue s-ire mir sinatupj i . nsi tue otit-i-le wrat'prr. Himx rV Co.. -li-Mii!, V. V Parker's Hair Balsam. W V Pfftimwl, Tho lirst A 3Iost lonomlral flair Drosslnor Containing rn!y ingredients that are beneficial to the hair mid fccalp, the Hals am will be found far more satisfactory than any other preparation. It 5erer Fails to Rcxtoretiraj or Faded Hair to the original youthful color and is warranted to remove fl:.inlru:f, prevent baldnes nnd promote a growth of young hair, Hold by druggists at 50 cti. 29dly Benj. P. Grafton, Stoiit B. I,ado JULnsnT K. Paine, Late Ommtusioner of latent PATENTS. PAINE, GRAFTON & LAOD, Attorncyt-al-Lato and Solicitor of American una rvreipn l-awniB. No. 412 Firth Street, "Vnlilnjton, T. C. Practice Patent T,aw In all It branches In the Patflnt Oltlco, and In the Huprema and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlet sent free on receipt of stamp for postage. 36 How Lost, How Restored! Just Diibiiatied. a new edition of Dr. Cnlver well's Celebrated Esaay on the radical cure (with out medicine) of Spermalorhoua or 8eminal weak ness. Involuntary Seminal Losses, Inipotency, Mental and physical Incapacity, Impediment to W arrlage. eto. : also, Censuniptlon, Epilepsy and Kits. Induced by sell-ludulgence or rexual ex travaitancn. &c. The celebrated author. In this admirable Essay, clearly demonstrate!!, from a thirty years' suc cessful practice, that the alarming conseqnences of self abuse may be radically cured: pointing out a mode of cure at once simple, certain and ellectual. by means of which every suSerer.no nialterwhat his condition may be. may cure him self cheaply, privately, and radically. -Ihis lecture should lie In the hands of every youth aud every man In the land. Beut under seal, in a plain envelope, to any address, post-paid, on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. Address the Publishers, THE CULVER WELL MEDICAL CO., 40ply 41 Ann St., New York; P. O. Box, 45M. a'fuli. assort men t OF ' HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMER, New liloom field. Uv. iff Ml W " " '- trt' -.J--.---.--' A flsrA Whitehall womttn calls her bus. baud kind words, because he Is so bald- headed that he can never dye. jySome one asked ft lad how It was he was so short of his age. lie replied: 41 Father keeps me so busy I hain't time to grow." B3-" Mamma," asked a little girl, "why Is It they sing lu church, We're going home to dine no more,' and then go right home and dine?1" tSTThe woman who Is exceedingly sweet to one's face aud is very bitter behind one's back may be said to bear false sweetness against her neighbor. 63"" How greedy you are," said one little girl to another, who had taken the best apple on the dish. " I was just going to take that. It is said that a shark will not bite a swimmer who keeps his legs in motion. If you can keep kicking longer than ft a shark can keep waiting, you'll be all right. EST" Ooh," said a love sick Hiberni an, what a recreation it is to be dying of love! It sets the heart aching so deli cately there's no taking a wink of slape for the pleasure of the pain." reverend doctor said every Made of grass was a sermon. The next day he was amusing himself by clipping his lawn, when a parishioner said : " That's right, Doctorfj cut your sermons short." tyOn a homeward-bound Charleston car a jolly looking Irishman was saluted with the remark: "Tim, yer house was hlown away." "Deed, then, it isn't," he answered " for I have the kay in my pocket." 63"Biillngton had passed awaw. Mrs. B., who had just read the notice of his death; in the newspaper, said: " What a pity John couldn't read this I He would be so pleased to see his name in print I" man called another an extortion er for suelng him. " Why, my friend," replied the man who had brought the suit, " I did it to oblige you." "To oblige me, Indeed. How so ?" V Why to oblige you to pay me." $2" A Galveston colored servant, on her way home wifb a basket of preferred groceries meets a friend. " How is you commln'on wld dem white folks?" " I'se gwine tef leab 'em." Dey hasn't paid dar grocerman in sich a long time I'se ashamed to meet him on de street. jr A school teacher recently electrifi ed her pupils who were annoying her with questions, by faying, Children, I afn engaged." Seeing the general look of astonishment, she added, " but not to any fool of a man," and the excitement died away. Cff"A perplexed G-jrman tailor who had made a coat for a youth, and found himself unable to dispose of the surplus fulness that appeared when trying it on the young candidate, declared vocifer ously, " De coat ish goot enough but de poy ish too slim !" 0"" You are now one," said the min ister to the happy pair he had just tied together with a knot ' that they conld never undo with their teeth. " Which one ?" asked the bride. " You will have to kettle that for yourself," said the dominie. It was subsequently settled with a broomstick. CJ-The bashful young man who asked a lady on the beach If he "could see her home," was much surprised to hear her reply: " That he could go up and see if he wanted to, but she didn't think her father wanted to sell," and then coolly walked off with the man of her choice. C2T A little Galveston boy visited his uncle on his birthday, and congratulated him. He then asked his uncle if he had washed himself. "Why so?" asked the uncle, patting the innocent little prattler on the head. " Because papa said if you did the clean thing you would give me a dollar, at least." ' tlTBefore a contemplated attack in the Peninsula, when a regiment wus floundering through the mud in a very wild part of the country, company became scattered, and the officer called out to the men tc form two deep. " Why, hang it !" shouted out a soldier, up to the knees in soft clay, "I'm too deep already 1" -