THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFI12L1), PA., DECEMDElt 28. 1880. JL. rrot'essloual Cants. TO UN OALVIN WALLI8, Attorney at-Law, U turn msu'ici tumui-y. New tllitiiii.illil . Perrv Co. Pa, WOfflce over Murtlmei's new store. All legal uiinos promptly ana eareluily trausaoteu. May 4, 183J. J B.J UN KIH , Attorney-at-Law, Now Htuoinlluld. i'errvco.. Pa. er OUlee Next Uour to the residence of Judge JUI1XIU. tol AM. MAttHKL, Attorney-at-Law, Itl.ininilHliI t'uirv I'.olintV. Pa i-df" Oittea opposite the 'Wiiiialon House.and three doara east of Hie Post-tvdlce. T KW18 1'OTTKB, ATTOHN KY AT LAW, NEW BLOOMF1ELD, PliKHV CO., PA. f 1 1 I . nmimtMlf dllltl'ail lnllCt.Aft Writings and all leul business carefully attend -sdto. 6t yl CHARLES H. SMILEY, Attorney at Law. New Bloomneld, Perry Do. Pa. "Olllce two doors eiil ot Joseph Bmlth's , dotal. August 2, 1872. WM. A. 8PONSLEK, Attorney-at-Law, omce adJomliiR his residence, on East Main street, New BlooniBeld, Perry oo., Pa. 32 ly . . - HTM. N. BEIBERT, Attorney-at-Law, V NewBlooinlleld, Perryco.,Pa. Bloomfleld, 3 331V. I- EWIB POTT EH, NOTARY PUBLIC, New Bloom. J Held, Perry Co., Pa. iwiiii u.imu i. irt.tr hums and Leases carefully ft repared and acknowledgements taken. All ii.i.,if panainn nri Hmi nt. v miners drawn and oertlhed, will also take depositions to be rer.d In any court In the United States. 7 10 ly CHA8. J.T.MoINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law. New Bloomtield,Perryco.,Pa. sAllproiesslonalbuslnesspromptlyandfalth fullyattendedto. SJly. WM. A. MORIMSON, .. ' JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and (IENERAL 'COLLECTOR, NewUehmantowh, Perryco.,Pa. W Kemlttanceswlllbe made promptly rorall Collections made. " CHA8. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomneld. Perry co.. Pa .Offlce on high street. North side, nearly op positethe Presbyterian Church. 8 21y ML. LIGGETT. AtT'Ibnuy-aTLsW, , Newport, Perry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl ness matters 'lommitted to his care. , omce, No. si) North Second Street. Newport, April 2? 1878. t sundy,m7lx U riiysiclan and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. 1 Located permanently In the boroutrh of Bloom. Iteld. Oners his nrofesslonal services to the ctl- jeni of Bloomlleld and Mirroundlng vicinity. Calls Inthe country attended to promptly. Office on C trl isle street, the one formerly occupied by Dr. Ard. 19 Bin D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Bloomfleld, Perry County, Pa. OfTice on Carlisle, St., directly opposite the Pres byterian Church. Everything belonging to the -profession done In the best manner. eft. Alt, Wokk Warranted. Terms moderate. 28 j w.rowe,m!x Physician and Surgeon Dentist. Office near Bixler's Mills, where all professional business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warranted in price and quality. May 25. '80. lv. M EDICAL NOTICE! DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Having located permanently In NEW BLOOXFIELD, Offers his professional services to the citizens of the Borough and surrounding country. Dr. B. has been engaged In an extensive prac tice for over 2S years. He has also served his country in the capacity of Burgeon to the 78th Pa Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion, holding his Commission from the then Governor of this Commonwealth. His credentials are from one of the best Medical Colleges In America. His success as a practitioner of medicine is ac knowledged by recommendations from former patrons, which are free for Inspection at all times. IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases hehashad very extensive experlence,and hascu red many hopeless cases, arter years of suffering, and expense incurred in seeking relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complaints treated successfully are Asthma. Bronchitis, Laryngitis, Hemorrhage ot the Lungs, Consumption, (tlrst and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia Liver Complaint, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's Evil, Skin Diseases, Chronic Rheumatism, Goitre, or enlargement of the Glands of the neck. Dropsy, Piles, chronic Diarrhoa,Constipation of the Bow els, Sick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged Spleen. Epilepsy, Deafaess, Chronic Chills and Ague. Diabetes Vfellitus,.old running sores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not confine himself to anv one par. ticular system of medicine. He uses all the late improved methods and remedies, as also Magneto Electric, or Medical Electricity, which l so successfully used at the present day in many forms of nervous complaints, in the treatment of the Lungs and air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medicine direct to the diseased parts. When an Incurable case presents Itself he Is free and candid in telling the patient that be can not cure him, thus avoiding further expense. In chronic ailments It Is always best for patients to call at his omce for personal examination and treatm nt, when that Is practicable. WOllloe at his residence on Main street, a few doors westof H. Smith's blacksmith shop, in what Is known as the Gallatin property. lsV CONSULTATION FREE. Bloomneld, May 4, 1880. GRANDBOULEVARD HOTEL, Corner 59th St. and Broadway, NEW YORK. On Both American & European Plant. Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho tel occupies the entire square, and was built and furnished at an expense of over Jtno.000. It Is one of the most elegant as well as Uuest located la the city ; has a passenger Elevator and all modern Improvemeuts. and is within one square of the depots of the Hixlh and Eighth Avenue JUevated R. R. Cars aud still nearer to the Broad way cars convenient 'aud accessible from all parts of the eity. Rooms with board, 12 per day. Special rales for families and permanent guests. Aug. 21. 'ao ly K. HASKELL,. Proprietor. Remnants of PRlNTS-of these we have V,1? ountlty In good styles. In addition to the above goods we have a nice assortment of Ladles Neckties. Corsets, German Uwn Varn. Zephyrs, Khoes lor Ladies and Chil dren, aud thousands of other articles. F. MORTIMER. New bloomlleld, Pa, 1'liiliidetpb.la Advertisements. Ready Mixed Paints ! T UCAS' HEADY MIXED PAINTS ! NOWATER.NO CHEMICALS. NO BENZINE, BUT A PURE Oil. PAINT, READY FOR USE. Snmplc Curdw. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PAIST BENT BY MAIL. ITI8 PUT ON I.IKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND MIL. VIZ: N1CELV BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Tou Will rrore It to be the Best Liquid I'alnt In the Market. JOHN LUCAS te CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c ' t3 For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Bloomfleld, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. 2EIGLER & SWEARIKGEN' Successors to 8HAFFNEK, Z1EOLER & CO.. Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. t W.H . KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON tt Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. SOS MARKET STREET, . ' PHILADELPHIA. 1 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers Id CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. i m-iK BOOKS Always on hand, and madeto Order. Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO -Publishers of Sanders'NflwRnarinra ...A Brooks'Arithmetlcs. Also, Robert's Uisto'ryof the UnitedStates.Folton'sOutline Maps,&c. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 62S Market Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 128 MARKET T., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Dealer sin Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Bating, Twines, &c, And a ine assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 420 Market street, above th PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gA M U ELMlERGlii ' WITH II I HUM, M'OT'iT V C O.. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL. CLOTHS, Cotton fc Woolen Iiuln.tVc. No. m MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA.' Merchants vlsllnn to select from as IniRe a tuck ns can he found In the cliv, and at the Lowest UASM PkICES, should give nie a call. Augu.it 31, msiuf . WAINWllIGUT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a. J. S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLISALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, ia MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., ' '405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barerort &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN DI1Y January 1, 1879. GOODS. JIOKEAU'H Medicated extract of MAXT AND BEEF." CURES Comsnmptlon. Diabetes, Brlj?ht's Disease, Kpilepsy.Mt. Vitus's Dance. Scrofula, if destruc tion Is not carried too far, and builds up constitu tions ruined by excesses of whatever nature. Take it and add your testimonial tothethousHiids already obtained, For sale by all druggists. Price, 1.00. 10. J. LUltH' GERMAN ANTI-BILIOUS POWDER IS a radical cure for Hick and Dull Ileadace, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation. Piles, Palpi tation of the Heal t. Impurities of the Blood, as Pimples, Dingy Hkin, Drowsiness. &c. It Is a mild purgative and adapted to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all druggists. Price 60 ctr. MORKA.TJ'8 MALT FARINA. The best food for Infants and the most nutri tious diet for Invalids. Contains all the muHcle and bone making elements ot wheat, barlev and beef. Never deranges the stomach. Is easily di gested and does not change in any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 60 cents. DR. E. C. LUKS' German Soothing Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of pleasant taste, for all painful affections of Inlants and children proceding and accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings suffer but procure a bot tle at once. For sale by all druggists, Price, 2501a. Hay 23, '8u, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strlckler) PHARMACIST, NEW BL00HFIELD, PENN'A. HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B. Strlckler In the Drug Business at his 8tore room, on MAIN 8TKEET, two doors East of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make it In every way worthy the patronage of the public. Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presclptlons. so as to Insure accuracy and guard against accidents. BEAR IJT that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything bl the BEST (QUALI TY. The public may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PURE and UNADULTERATED. I IIAYE constantly on hand HAIR OIL and POMADES HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. bURGEONS, TOILET, and CARKf AOK SPONGES, PUFF BOXES. TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE and FANCX SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medi. eines of every dsscription. ALSO, - Segars, Tobacco, School Books, &c. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal l'Drposes. Terms, Strictly- Cah. By strict attention to business. I hope to merl the eontldenoe aud favor of the public AprU29.H79. J BTBICKLER.Ph. O. fS. LYD3A E. FINKHAM. CF LYNN, MASS. ; DiscQVEncn op LYDIA E. PINKHARVS VEGETABLE COMPOUND, The PnslHvp fnre For all Female Complaints. Tills preparation, as Its tuune shrnlflni, ennslst of Voir etablo Properties that are luM-mltae to the most del icate InTftlld. Upon one trial the merits of this Com pound will be racoirnlsed, relief It Immediate and when Its nie Is oonttnaed. In ninety-nine easel in a hun. drcd, Bnnrmanentcurolseffccted,astbouaands will ter tlfy. On account of Its proven merits, it Is to-day re rommehded and prescribed by the best physicians la tlie country. It will cure entirely the wont form of falling of the uterus, Loncorrhwo, irregular and' painful llcn8truatlon,allOrarlanTroublcs, Inflammation ana Ulceration, Floodlnira, all Displacements and tlu con sequent spinal weakness, and Is especially adapted to the Change of Life. It will dissolve and espel tumors from the uterusln an early atacr of development. The tendency to cancerous humors there is checked very wpoedily by Its use. In fact It has proved to be the arrat est and best remedy that has ever been discover ed. It permeates every portion of the systom, and gtvr now life nnd rlfror. It rem ores f .ilntnein.rlatulcncT, de stroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weaknens of the stomach It cures nioatinc;, Headaches, Xervous Prontrarlon, Oeneral Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, is always permanently cured br Itsuse. ltwlllatalltlraes,andundcroiI circumstan ces, act In harmony with the law that governs the feraalesystera. For Kidney Complaints of cither sea this compound Is unsurpassed. Lydia E. Pink-ham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at 833 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, slam. Price tl. 00. Six bottles for $9.00. Bent by mail ill tlie form of plus, also In the form of Lozenges, on receipt of price, 11.00, per box, for either, ktrs, PINK. HAM freely answers all letters ot Inquiry, fiend for pam phlet. Address as above Mention thu paper. No family should be without LTDU E. PINK HAM LIVER PILLS. They euro Constipation. BlUousness, widTorpidlty of the Liver, ts cents per box. .(lEO. A. KELLY'S CO., General Agents, Plilshurgh. Pa. Also for sale by Jacob Strlck ler, New lHormQeld, Pa. 27nly L&2 FACTS WORTH KNOWING. '. t! I niter, Bnchn, Mandrake, StllHagla and many other of tho best meilicincs known are so )skillfullycombined in Parksr'sGincek Tonic . u to make it the greatest Blood Purifier and 'The Best Health and Strength Uestorar , Kver Used. So perfect is the composition of Parksr's Gik GER Tonic that no disease can long exist where! ,'t is used. If you have Dyspepsia, Hoadaohs, iiheumitiim, Neuralgia, Bowel, Kidney or Liver Disorder, orif you need amild stimulant,! !or appeiiier, the Tonic is just the medicine, i for you, as it is highly curative and invigorating' but never intoxicating. I If you are slowly wailing away with Con-! sumption or any sickness, if you have a Painful 'Cough or a bad Cold, Parker's Ginubr Tonic' surely help you. It gives new life and! .vigor to the feeble and aged, and is a certain' cure for Rheumsiitm and Cholera Infantum. ' It Has Saved Hundreds of Lives It Hay! Have 1'onrs. ' If you are feeling miserable don't wait until' you are down sick, but( use the Tonic to-d.iy.! No matter what your disease or symptoms may. be, it will give prompt relief. ' ' Remember I Parker's Ginger Tonic Is noi' i rum drink but the Best and Purest Family. Modioine ever made, compounded by a new process, and entirely different from Litters.' finger preparations and all other Tonics. Tr) i a 50c. bottle. Your (I MifBi'nt can supply yon. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM The Bestand Host Economical flair Dressing exquisitely perfumed and perfectly harmless. ' Will Always Kent ore (J ray or Faded Hair Jo its original youthful color snd appearance, and is warranted to stop its falling, assist its growth and prevent baldness. A few applications of the Halsam will soften the hair, cleanse all damlmff and cure itching and hit mours of the scalp. Sold by all druggists clout 506 29dly Benj. F. Grafton. STont B. Ladd, Halbkrt E. Pauu, Lafe Commissioner 0 Patents. PATENTS. PAINE, GRAFTON k LADD, f(ornej-af-iato and Solicitors 0 American and Foreign Patents. No. 412 Firth Street, AVuwliiuton, r. c." Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In the Patent Otllco, and In the Hupreme and Circuit Courts of the United Btates. Pamphlet sent free on receipt of stamp for postage. 35 How Lost, How Restored! Just published, a new edition of Or Culver well's Celebrated Essay on the radical cure (with out medicine) of Sperruatorhwa or Seminal weak ness. Iuvoluntary Bvmlnal Losses, I m potency. Mental and physical Incapacity. Impediments to Marrluge. etc. ; also. Consumption, Kpilepsy and Fits. Induced by self-indulgence or sexual ex travagance. &c. The celrbratrd author. In this admirable Essay, clearly demonstrates, from a thirty years' suc cessful practice, that the alarming conpequences of self abuse may be radically cured: pointing out a mode ot cure at once f linple. certain and eliectual. hv metns of which every suffercr.no matterwha't his condition may be, may cure him self cheaply, privately, and radically. rhi8 lecture should be In the hands of every youth and every man in the land. Bent uuder seal. In a plain envelope, to any address, post-paid, on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. Address the Publishers, THE CULVER WELL MEDICAL CO., 40plyl 41 Ann St., New York ; P. O. Box, 1586. A FULL ASSORT MENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. . F. 'MORTIMER, New Bloomfleld . Well, wife, you can't uy I ever contracted bad bauits." "No, sir, you generally expand them." An exchange epeaks of a man who M 1b but one itep removed from au asu." He'd better make It three or four. The animal litis a long reach backward. ir" Well, rat, Jim didn't quite kill you with the brickbat, did he V" " No; but I wish he had." "Why bo V" "So that I could have seen him hung, the villain!" fr" You are an Idiot 1" exclaimed a domineering wife.. "80 my friends Bald when 1 married you," replied the hueband. Aud tshe became more infu ated than before. r An exchange speaks "of a police man who shot a drunken man who tried to escape in the hind leg. The po liceman Is to be commended. When ft drunken man tries to escape in the hind leg be deserves to be shot.. t-" What'B his name V" said the ' deaf lady. " Augustus Tyler," replied the young, lady'. "Bless me what a name I" said the deaf lady. " Bust his Bller ! Eliza, you must be making fun of me." fJT Mr. P. the other day received a begging letter which told a very pitiable tale. An Irish gentleman, coming in at the time, was asked what he would ad vise in such a case. "Why, write hnd say that you can't give him anything, for you don't know his address," was the reply. SJ-A four-year-old' Irish child saying her prayers at her mothers knee, hav ing concluded, as usual,wlth " God bless papa and mamma, grandpapas and gtandmammas, uncles and aunts;" ect., gave a deep sigh, and said : "O, mam my dear, I do wish these people would pray for themselves, for I am ao tired of praying for them. (Blanche was old enough to talk, to like good things to eat, and got them If possible. She was at a neighbor's 011 baking day last week, and after walking round awhile she said, 'I think I should like to teste a piece of oake." There Isn't a bit in the house," said the neigh bor. This quieted her for a time, but after a while she went close up to the lady and said, Mrs. X., I smell pie,"; She got a good big piece at once. Marine disaster: "Why, Uncle Mose, what la the world is the matter with you V You look like a drowned rat," remarked Gilhooly. "Ole massa. In hebbeu must need dis ole darky. Had a berry close call. Fell off de end . ob de Galveston waaf. Had de dehble ob a time gittin' out agin. Ole rheuv rnacky nigga like me can't shin up a. wet pile wuffiacus." "Was there no. body there to help you out?" "Not a llbben eole ; and ef I jest hadn't had de big luck to be dar myself, de crabs would, be a dlBtiggerlu' dls ole cullud voter right new." - nm 1 ' . A Comical Telegraphlo Error. Probably the worst blunder ever made was one that occurred In the case of a Bt. Louis merchant, who, while in New York, receitfed a telegram informing him that his wife was ill. He sent a message to his family doctor, asking the nature of the sickness and if there was any danger, and received promptly the answer : " No danger. Your wife has had a child. If we can keep her from having, another to-night, she will do. well." The myBtilicatlou of the agitated bus. band was not removed until a second in quiry revealed the fact that his indispos ed lady had had a " chilL" Naming the dog. Not long since, in a Mississippi court, a colored man sued a neighbor for dam ages for killing his dog. Colonel M , defendant's lawyer, called Bam Parker, a colored gent, to prove that the dog was a worthless cur for whose destruction no damages ought to be recovered. "Sam, did you know this dog V" " Yes,sah, I wer' pussonally acquaint, ed wld dat dog." " Well, tell the jury what sort of a. dog he was." 'lie wer' a big yaller dog." , "What was he good fori1" . " Well, he wouldn't hunt; he wouldn't do no guard duty ; he Jes lay round an eat. Dat make 'em call him wat dey did," "Well, sir, what did they call him?" " Dey called blm 'Lawyer', tab."