( THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM FIELD, 1A., DECEMBER 7. 1880. 1 Professional Cards. JOHN CALVIN WA 1,1,18, Attorney at-Law, autt Dlstrlot Attorney. New llloomtlelcl, Perry Co.. Tn. AW-Olllee over Mortimer's new mora. All legal business promptly a nil carefully transacted. May 4,188U. JK. JUNKlN.Attomey-at-l.aw. New Bloom Held. Perryoo.,Pa. oniee Next door to the residence ol Judge JuuKln. ?!' AM. MARKBti, Attorneyat-Law, New liiountlleld, Perry eottnty, Pa. Olflce opposite the Mansion Uouae.and three doors east of the Po?t-Olllce. T- EW19 l'OTTEH, ATIOUSEV ATUW, NEW BLOOMKIELD, PliKBY CO., PA. WClalms promptly secured ,?nf,at!?!! Wrltlngsaud all legal business earefullyattend. ed to. "yl 0ilAttLB;8lirRMILF.Y, Attorney at Law. New Uloomlleld, Perry Co. Pa. rOtuoe two doors eatt of Joseph Smith's hotel. ' Augusta, 1872. lirM. A.BPON8LEK,Attorney-at-Law, W Oltlce adjoining his resldenoe, on Bast Main street, New Bloom Held, Perry oo., Pa. 8 1 J A17"M. N. HE1BKKT, Attorney-at-Law, Y NewBloomUeld,Perryoo.,P. Bloomfleld, 3 331V. LEWIS POTTER, hotabi PUBLIC, New Bloom. Held, Perry Co., Pa. .......n. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully Erepared and acknowledgements taken. All inds ol Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to bo reed in any eourt In the United mates. T 10 ly HAB.J.T.MclNTIRE, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtleld,Perryco.,Pa. atteuded to. 821y. W JUSTICE OK THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NbwGbkmantown, Perryco.,Pa. -Kemlttanceswlllbo made promptly toall Collections made. " OHA8. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld.Perryoo.,Pa .Offlce on high street. North side, nearly op Boslte the Presbyterian Church. 3 2 ly ML. LIGGETT. Attorsst-at-Law, JVewaort. Perru Count!. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl iiess matters committed to his care. . Olllse, No. 80 North Second Street. Newport, April 2f 1878. T sundy.m.dT J l'liyslclan nnd Surgeon, A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough of Bloom. Held. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomlleld and surrounding vicinity. C.ills In the country attended to promptly. Olllce on Carlisle street, the one formerly occupied by Dr. Ard. 19 6" D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Bloomlleld, Perry County, Pa. Ortlce on Carlisle, St., directly opposite the Pros byterlan Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. B-Ai r, Wokk Warranted. Terms moderate. 28 J W.R0WE.M.D. Piivslclnn and Surgeon Dentist. OmcTneaTBixleT'rSliiisTw'hreall professional business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warranted Ui price and quality. Mav 25. '80. ly. M EDICAL NOTICE! : DR. O. P. BOLLINGER, navlng located permanently in NEW BL0031F1ELD, Offers his professional services to the citizens of the Borough aud surrounling country. Dr. B. has been engaged In an extensive prac tice for over 28 years, lie has also served his country in the capacity of Surgeon to the 78th Pa. Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion, holding his Commission from the then Governor of this Commonwealth. His credentials are from one of the best Medical Colleges In America. His success as a practitioner of medicine is ac knowledged by recommendations from former patrons, which are free for inspection at all times. IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases he has had very extensive experlenne.and hascured many hopeless cases, after years of sulferlug, and expense incurred In seeking relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complaints treated successfully are Asthma, Bronchitis, Laryngitis, Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (first and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia Liver Complaint, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's Evil, Skin Diseases, Chronic Rheumatism, Goitre, or enlargement of the Glands of the neck, Dropsy, Piles, chronio Dlarrha'a.Coiistipatlon of the Bow els, Sick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged Bpleen. Epilepsy, Deafness, Chronio Chills and Ague. Diabetes Mellttus, old running sores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not confine himself to any one par ticular system of medicine. He uses all the late improved methods aud remedies, as also Magneto Electric, or Medical Electricity, which is so successfully used at the present day in many forms of nervous complaints. In the treatment of the Lungs aud air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medicine direct to the diseased parts. When an Incurable ease presents Itself he Is free and candid in telling the patient that he can not cure him, thus avoiding further expense. In chronic ailments It Is always best for patients to call at his olllce for personal examination aud treatment, when that is practicable. - Office at his residence on Main street, a few doors westof II. Smith's blacksmith shop, In what Is known as the Gallatin property. A. CONSULTATION FREE. Bloomfleld, May i, 1880. G" RAND BOULEVARD HOTEL, Corner Sttlh tit. and Broadway, NEW YORK. On Both American & European Plana. Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho tel occupies theentlre square, and was built and furnished at an expense of over (400,000. It is ue of the most elegant as well as finest located In the city i has a passenger Elevator and all modern Improvements, and Is within one square of the depots of the Sixth aud Eighth Avenue Elevated B. K. Cars and still nearer to the Broad way cars convenient aud accessible from all parts of the city. Rooms with board, 12 per day. Special rates for families and permanent guests. Aug. 24. 'a0 ly IE. HASKELL, Proprietor. REMNANT of PRINTS of these we have a large quantity In good styles. In addition to the above goods we have a nice assortment of Ladles Necktie. Corsets, German town Varn. Zephyrs, Shoes for Ladles aud Chil dren, and thousands of other articles. F. MORTIMER, New Bloomlleld, Pa. Philadelphia Advertisements. Ready Mixed Paints ! JUCAS READY MIXED PAINTS ! NOWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PORK OH. l'AIXT, READY FOR USE. Siimplo Curds. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PA15T BENT BT MAIL. IT IS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZ s NICELY BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Ton Will Prove It to be the Best Liquid Taint In the Market. JOHN LUCAS Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Olreen, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VAltNISIIES, &c 1" For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Blooraflold. Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN' Successors to 8UAFFNER, ZIEOLER ft CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Oloves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth 9troet. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. W.H . KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON ft Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 605 MARKET BTRKET, PHILADELPHIA. 1 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers Id CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and madeto Order. Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA f ALSO Publishers of Sanders'New Readers, and Brooks'Arlthmetlcs. Also, Robert's Hlstorvof the CnltedUtates.Felton'BOutline Maps.&o. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Btreet, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 183 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Dealers! n Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, cVc, And a line assortment o( AVOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 120 Market street, above 4th PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. gAMUEL BOMBERGER, WITH iui:;m:, m oit v t o.. , WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTHS, Cotton A Woolen liniii,tV'. No. 333 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as In rue a stock as can he found In the city, and at the LOWEST CASH PRICES, should give me a call. August 31,1880.11. . WAINWRIGHT & CO WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner ot 2nd and ArchStreet, Philadelphia Penn'a. J S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WBOLBSAL1 BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, ttia MAHKKX HTItEET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK& CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barcroft A Co..) WHOLESALE DEALERS IK DRY OOOT!S. January 1, 1879. MOnEAU'H Medicated extract of malt ami beef. CURES Comsnmptlon, Diabetes, Brlght's Disease, Kpllepsy.lHt. Vltus's Dance, Scrofula, if detrac tion Is not carried too far, and builds up constitu tions ruined by excesses of whatever nature. Take it and add your testimonial to the thousands already obtained, For sale by all druggists. Price, ll.Ou. DM. E. cTlUKS' GERMAN ASTI-BILIO US POWDER IS a radical cure for Hick and Dull Headace, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation, Files, Palpi tation ot the Heait, Impurities ot the Blood, as Pimples, Dingy Skin, Drowsiness, &c. It Is a mild purgative andadauted to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all druggists. Price 60 ctf. MOUEAU'S MALT FARINA. The best food for Infants and the most nutri tious diet for invalids. Contains all the muscle aud bone making elements of wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach, is easily di gested and does not change In any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 50 cents. DR. E. 0. LUKS' German Soothing Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of pleasant taste, for all painful affections of Infants and children prooeding and accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings sutler but procure a bottle at once. For sale by alldrugglsts. Price, 2octs. May 25, '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strickler) PHARMACIST, NEW BL00MFIELD, PENN'A, HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B. Strickler In the Drug Business at his Store-room, on MAIN STREET, two doors East ot the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make it In every way worthy the patronage of the public. Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presciptlons, so as to Insure accurucy and guard against accidents. BEAR IN that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything Lf the BEST QUALI TY. The publlo may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PURE and UNADULTERATED. I HATE CONSTANTLY OX HAND HAIR OIL and POMADE8 HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. BURGEONS, TOILET, and CARRIAGE BPONGES, PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE aud FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OP ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medi cines of every description. ALSO, 1 Segars, Tobacco, School Books, &c. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, i In season. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purposes. Terms, Strictly Casals. By strict attention to business. I hope to mert the confidence and favor of the publlo. . .,,,. JACOB STRICKLER, Ph. G. Aprll29, 18T9. MF.5. LYDIA E. P1NKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS. 'I'Til fMSfc fhiVi: liiiV'T)' rriirt f"-S DISCOVERER OF LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 VEGETABLE COMPOUND. The PnoltlTi- fnrn For all Female Complaints. Thl prf partition, m Its nme Blflrninpn, cornrlntn of Vegetable TropertiM that are harmlemi to the moot del Irate lnraltd. Upn one trial the merit of thli Com pound will be reootrnlccd, m relief Is immediate t and . when Its tme Is continued, In ninety-nine cases In a ban. drrdtaprrmanentcunlseirected,asthoumnds will tro ll fy. On account of It prore n merits, It Is to-day re nommrnfted and proscribed by the bent physicians la the country. It will cure entirely the wont form of fall Ins; of the uterus, Leucorrhoa, IrrefrulAr and painful Menstruation, all OrarUn Troubles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Flooding, all Dlnplaccment and the eon sequent spinal weakness, and Is especially adapted to the Change of Life, It will diSHolve and expel tumors from the utoniflinan early stage of derelopment. The tendency to cancerous humors there Is checked Tery ItfMHlily by Its uso. la foot It has proved to bo the great est and best remedy that bas ever been discover ed. It permeates every portion of the system, and (rtves now life and vigor. It removes f alntnss,fUtulcncy, de stroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach It cures Dlootfng, Headaches, Knrvous Proatrarlon, Dementi Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, is always permanently cured lr" Itsuse. It will at all times, and underoll circumstan ces, act In harmony with the law that governs the female RVRtem, For Kidney Complaints of either sex this compound Is ummrpafned. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at KB and 236 Western Avenue, Lynn, Maw. Price 91.00. Six bottles for $5.00. Sent by mall In the form of pills, also In the form of Loxenges, on receipt of price, S1.00, per box, for either. Mrs. PIXKRAM freely answers all letters of Inquiry, fiend for pam phlet. Address as above Mention thU paper. No family should be without LYDIA E. PINKHAM' LIVER PIIiLfl. They cure Constlpatlun Bluousnesi, nd Torpidity of the Liver. 85 cents per box. ttsOKO. A. KELLYA CO,, General Agents, Pltubursh, Pa. Also for sule by Jacob Rtrlck ler, New IMormlleld, l a. 27uly ; FACTS WORTH KNOWING. : dinger, Buchu, M j.Bdrnkfl,8tUlInprla and many oilier of the best medicines known are so Skillfully combined in Parkkr'sGingrr Tonic! ,as to make it the greatest Blood Purifier and The Dost Health and Strength JUeitorer , Krer Used. So perfect is the composition of Parkrr's Gin-' 'gbr Tonic that no disease can long exist where ,it is used. If you have Dyspepsia, Headache, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Bowel, Kidney or Liver Disorder, or if you need a mild stimulant.! or appetizer, the Tonic is just tho medicine ,foryoa,A5 it is highly curative and invigorating but never intoxicating. I If you are slowly wasting away with Con ! sumption or any sickness, if you have a Painful Coughorabsd Cold, Parker's GinobrTunk will surely help you. It gives new life ami! .vigor to the feeble and aged, and is a certain cure for Rheumatism and Cholera Infantum. 1 It Has Bared II nnd reds of Llresf It May! Save Yours. If you ore feeling miserable don't wait until you are down sick, but use the Tonic to-day.! ,No mnttcr what your disease or symptoms may' be, it will give prompt relief. ' Rememfjcrl Takkrr's G incur Tonic is not !i rum drink but the Best and Purest Family 'Medicine ever made, compounded by a new 1 process, and entirely different from Hitters, ginger preparations and all other Tonics. Try! a 50c. bottle. Your druiist can supply yon, PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM The Betnd Moat Economical Hair DrelntT exquisitely perfumed and perfectly hrirmlcts. Will Always Rent ore (J ray or Faded Hair to its original youthful color and appearance, and is warranted to stop its falling, assist its growth and prevent baldness. A lew applicatlnnsof the Balsam will soften the hair, cleanse all dandruff and cure it':hinKand hi mours of the scalp. Sold by all druggists atoy 50c 29dly Benj. V. Gbafton. Stoby B. Laud, H ai.bekt E. Pains, Late Commissioner oj Patents. PATENTS. PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD, Attorneys-at-Law and Solicitors oj American and foreign Patents. Xo. 412 Firth Street, Wnwlilutfton, I. C. Practice Patent Law In all Its branches) In the Patent Otllco, and In the Supreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlet sent free on receipt of stamp for postage. 35 How Lost. How Restored! Just published, a new edition of Dr. Culver well's Celebrated Essay on the radical cure (with out medicine) of Spermatorhoea or Seminal weak ness. Involuntary H initial Losses, Impotency, Mental and physical Incapacity, Impediments to Marrlaxe, etc. ; also, Consumption, Epilepsy and Pits. Induced by self-Indulgence or sexual ex travagance, Vc . The celebrated author, In this admirable Essay, clearly demonstrates, from a thirty years' suc cessful practice, that the alarming consequences ot self-abuse may be radically cured: pointing out a mode of cure at once flinple, certain and ellectual, by means of which every suHerer.no matter what bis condition may be. may cure him self cheaply, privately, and radically. 49-Ibls lecture should be in the hands ot every youth aud every man In the land. Bent under seal. In a plain envelope, to any address, post-paid, on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. Address the Publishers, THE CULVER WELL MEDICAL CO., sOplyl 41 Ann St., New York : P. O. Box, 458C. A FULL ASSORTM ENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMER, New liloomfleUl, ty" I believe," Bald Oalvestoa Jus tice to a rough-looking customer, that all the scoundrels In Galveston harbored In your den." " I never saw you there yet, Jedge." -B fUTAima Is It proper to say this 're, and that 'are V " Why, Kate of course not." " Well, I don't know whether It Is proper or not, but I feel cold In this ear from that air." QTA newspaper biographer trying to say his subject "was hardly able to bear the demise of his wife," was made by the Inexorable printer to say, " wear the chemise of his wife." fiT" How shall I have my bonnet trimmed," asked Maria, "so that it shall agree with my complexion?" " If you want It to match your face, have It plain," said the hateful Hattie. crunch says that a Yankee baby will crawl out of his cradle,take a survey of It, invent an Improvement, and ap ply for a patent before he Is six months old. tSTRecently the daughter of a Ger man grocer In Rochester was married. Her father, with pride and a spice of humor, placed a placard In the window bearing this notice: "This store Is closed on account of some fun in the family." t3T"" Look here, old boy, how can you sport that awful hat V" "That hat, sir t I glory in it. My wife says she won't be seen walking with me so long as I wear it and so sir, I cling to it with the aHection of a periwinkle for his shell." stSTWhen an old backwoodsman was about to take his first ride in a Mississip pi steamer, be was asked whether be would take deck or cabin passage. " Well," said he, In a resigned sort of way, " I've lived all my life in a cabin, and I guess cabin passage will be good enough for a rough chap like me. O"" I can't go to the party to-night," said Jones ; " the truth is my shirt is In the wash," "Bhirt In the wash 1" shriek ed Smith ; "why, man alive, have you but one shirt?" "One shirt?" exclaim ed Jones in his turn ; "you wouldn't want a fellow to have a million shirts, would you ?" I3J"A lady wants to know why the railroad companies do not provide spe cial cars for tobacco chewers as well as for smokers. Bless your innocent heart! Tobacco chewers are not so particular as that. An ordinary passenger car Is good enough for them. C3A backwoods preacher once elucl dated as follows in connection with the parable of the virgins : "In ancient times, my beloved hearers, it was the custom, after a couple had been married for ten virgins to go out with lighted lamps and meet 'em on the way home five of these virgins being males and Ave females" sST" In closin' dis meetln," said the old man as the usual hour was marked by the clock, " let ebery one o' you b'ar in mind dat blowln, up a bladder don't makeabar'l. Git It as full o' wind as you may an' it's nufflu but a bladder. De Lawd made each one for a special purpose, an de chap who was created to use a shovel will git busted ebery time he believes dat he was cut out for a statesman. We will now be scattered." t3TA beggar sitting at a certain corner with a placard on his breast, and a dog tied to a string. On the placard is writ ten: "Pity the blind." A stranger passes by and gives a Spanish silver coin, whereupon the beggar calls after him : " I say this won't pass here." Astonishment of stranger: "Why, you can see can't you ?" " 8e of course I can." " Then why are you begging? Why this placard?" " For my dog, he's the blind one I" IJ"A clergyman past middle age, after having united a loving couple in the holy bonds of matrimony, was ask ed by some one present at the marriage feast how he, a bachelor, could consist ently engage in such ceremonies. The good man's answer was significant; " In a man's life there are two periods when he is likely to marry one when he is young and has no sense, the other when he is old and has lost his sense. He was glad to inform them that he was past one and had not yet reached the other." t