THE TIMES, NEW UL00MFIEL1), VA., NOVEMBER 30, 1880. Professional Cards. JOHN CALVIN WAM.IS, Attorney at-I.aw, and District Attorney. New llloomlleld, Perry Co., Pa. t-Olllon over Mortimer's new stove. All legal business promptly and oarefuiiy transacted. May , mu. JK. JUNKIN. Attorney-at-Law, Nhw Illiminlli'W, Perry oo., Pa. r Oluce Next door to the residence olJ udne rfuutln. AM. MAKKKI-, Attorney-at-Law, New DUmmlleld.'Perry county, Pa. i-T Olllce opposite the Mansion House, and three doors east of tlie Post-tfUloe. r BVT1S I'OTXKK, ATXOltJSKY AT LAW, NKW BLOOMFIKLD, PEKHY CO., PA. srOlalm promptly secured colleoted Wrltlugsaudall leal business oarefullyattend ed to. y' 0" UAKLE81I. HMILKV, Attorney at. Law. New Bloomtield, Perry Co. Pa. Olfl.ce two doors east ot Joseph Hmlth's hotel. (AuKusta, "XXTM. A. BPON8I.EK, Attorney-at-Law, W Olllce adjoining his residence, on East Main street, New Blooinfleld, Perry co.,Pa. aaiy 11TM. N. BKIBEltT, Attorney-at-Law, y New Bloomtield, Perryeo., Fa. Bloomlleld, 8 33 lv. LEWIS POTTKB, KOTABTP0BM0, New Bloom Held, Perry Co., Va. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgage and Leases carefully Prepared and acknowledgements taken. All Inds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certhled, will also take depositions to be rer-d In any court In the United btates. T 10 ly CHAS.J. T , Mcl NTI RK, Attorney-at-Law , New Bloomneld, Perryoo., Pa. W All professional business promptlyandf alth tally attended to. 8 J It. TTTM. A. MORKISON. . YV JUSTICK OK Til K PE A0R and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NiwOkkmantown, Perryoo., Pa. -Kemlttanceswillbe made promptly tar w Collections made. 741 OH AS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Blonmlteld.Perryco.,Pft .Omcaon high street, North side, nearly op posltetlie Presbyterian Church. 8 21y ML. LIGGETT. Attornkt-at-Law, Newport, terry Vounly. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl ess matters committed to Ills care. Olllce, No. 30 North BecoudStreet. Newport, April 2P 1878. ? sundy7m. d. U Physician and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough of Bloom. Held. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomlleld and surrounding vicinity. Culls In the oountry attended to promptly. Olllce on Carlisle street, the one formerly ocounled by Dr. Ard. ltf Dm D It. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Bloomlleld, Perry County, Pa. Office on Carlisle, St., dlrectlyopposite the Pres. byterian Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. B-Ai.l Wobk Wariuntbd. Terms moderate. 28 T W. ROWE, M. D. . Physician find Surgeon Doutist. Olllce near Bixler's Mills, where all professional business will be promptly attended to. Dental work ot all kinds warranted in price and quality. May 25. '80. ly. M EDICAL NOTICE! DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Having located permanently In NEW BL00MF1ELD, Offers his professional services to the citizens of the Borough and surrounding country. Dr. B. has been engaged In an extensive prac tice for over 28 years, lie has also served his country In the capacity of Burgeon to the 78th Pa. Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion, holding his Commission from the then Governor of this Commonwealth. His credentials are from one of the best Medical Colleges In America. His success as a practitioner ot medicine Is ac knowledged by recommendations from former patrons, which are tree for Inspection at all times. IN THE TREATMENT OP Chronic Diseases he has had very extensive experience.and hascured many hopeless cases, after years of suffering, and expense Incurred in seeking relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complaints treated successfully are Asthma, Bronchitis, Laryngitis, Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (Hint and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia Liver Complaint, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's Evil, Hkiu Diseases, Chronio Rheumatism, Goitre, or enlargement of the Glands of the neck. Dropsy, Plies, chronic Dlarrhnea.Constipation of the Bow els, Sick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged Spleen. Epilepsy, Deafness, Chronio Chills and Ague. Diabetes Mellttus, old running sores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not confine himself to any one par ticular system of medicine. He uses all the late improved methods and remedies, as also Magneto Electric, or , Metlicnl Electricity which Is so successfully used at the present day In many forms of nervous complaints. In the treatment ot the Lungs and air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medicine direct to the diseased parts. When an Incurable ease presents Itself he is free and candid In telling the patient that be can not cure him, thus avoiding further expense. In chronic ailments It Is always best for patients to call at his ofllce for personal examination and treat m int. when that is practicable. 49 Ofllce at his residence on Main street, a few doors west of H. Smith's blacksmith shop, In what Is known as the Gallatin property. M.CON4ULTATION FREE. Bloomneld. May , 1880. GHrand boulevard hotel, Corner 59tU St. and Broadway, NEW YORK. On Both American & European Plans. Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho tel occupies the entire square, and was built and furnished at an expense of over f tiW.OoO. It Is one of the most elegant as well as nnest located in the city t has a passenger Elevator and all modern Improvements, and Is within one square of the depots of the Sixth aad Eighth Avenue Elevated K. R. Cars and still nearer to the Broad way cars convenient and accessible from all Sal ts of the city. Rooms with board, $2 per day. peclal rates for families and permanent guests. Aug.24. '0 ly (K. HASKELL, Proprietor. REMNANTS of PRINT3-of these we have a large quantity In good styles. In addition to the above goods we have a nice assortment of Ladies Neckties, Corsets, German town Yarn. Zephyrs, Shoes for Ladles and Chil dren, and thousands of other articles. F. MORTIMER, New uioouiQeld, Pa. Philadelphia Advertisements. Ready Mixed Paints ! T UCAS' HEADY MIXED TAINTS I NOWATER.NO CIIKMIOALB, NO BENZINE, BUT A PURE OIL PAINT, HEADY FOR USE. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .FA1KT BENT BT MAIL. ITIS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZ ! NICELY BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TEY IT, Aud Yon Will Prove It to be the Dc8t Liquid Taint In the Market. JOHN JVUOA.S At CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French tlrcen, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c T tf? For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Blootnllold, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. 2EIGLER& SWEARINGEN' Successors to BHAFFNER, ZIEOLEK A CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Ilibboun, NuBpeiMlerr, THREADS, V0MBS, and every variety ot TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 605 MARKET BTREET, PHILADELPHIA 1 1 i 1 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO, BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers Id CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. RLANK ROOUN Always on band, and madeto Order. Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO M. Publishers of Sanders'New Readers. nnH Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's Hlstoryof the UnltedStates.Felton'sOutllne Maps.&o. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia, Tenn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET BT., Philadelphia. G RAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Deilersl n Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, AVc, Andaaneassortmentof WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 420 Market street, abovettn PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advertisements. girBbYBERGERy WITH III VAi Lti, SCOTT V .. WHOLESALE DEALERS IS Dry Goods, Carpels, OIL, CLOTHH, Cotton Ac Woolen hnln.A. No. S13 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as huge a stuck ns nan ho found In llni cliv. and at the LOWI'.ht (JAHII I'ltHJKH, should give mu a call. August 81, lHHU.tf , , " WAINWItlGIIT & CO. - WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Comer of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Pcnn'a. J S. DOUGHERTY WtTU D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLSSALS BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 1 MAllKKT STIUIIIT, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENKTcaT" 405 & 407 Market Street, Phlliulelpliia, (Old Stand of Darcroft &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS G001S. January 1, 1879. MOKMAU'H Medicated extract of ?i 11r axu i;i:i:i CURES Comsunitinn, Diabetes, ItrlKht's Disease, Kplleuay.lHt. Vltiis's Dance, Scrofula, If destruc tion is not carried ton far.and builds up constitu tions ruined by excesses of whatever nature. Take it aud add your testimonial to the thousands already obtained, For sale by all druguists. Price, 81.00. 15 II. K. "c7 JL.TJ1CH' GERMAN A NTI-IilLIO US POWDER . IS a radical cure for Sick and Dull Headace, Illlloiisiiess, Habitual Constipation. Files, Palpi tation of the Ileal t. Impurities of the Blood, us Pimples, Dingy Skin, Drowsiness, &c. Itlsamilit purgative anaadiinled to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all druggists. Price SO ctr. M 0 1 1 10 A. "I J ' H MALT FARINA. The best food for Infants and the most nutrl. tlous diet for Invalids. Contiilns all the muscle and bono making elements of wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach, Is easily di gested and does not change in any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 60 cents. DR. E. C. LUKS1 German SwtMnir Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of pleasant taste, for all painful affections of Infants and children procedlng and accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings suiter but procure a bottle at once. For sale by all druggists, Price, Hods. May 25, '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strlckler) PECARMACIST, NEW BL00MFIELD, TENN'A, HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B. Strlckler In the Drug Business at his Store-room, on MAIN STREET, two doors East of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make it In every way worthy the patronage of the public. Personal and striot attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presciptlons, so as to insure accuracy and guard against accidents. ItlMIt IX MIM that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything cf the BEST QUALI TY. The public may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PURE and UNADULTERATED. I HAVE CONSTANTLY ON HAND HAIR OIL and POMADES HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. BURGEONS, TOILET, and CARRIAGE SPONGES. PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE aud FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medi. clues of every description. ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, ttc. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal . , Purposes. Terms, Strictly Casli. By strict attention to business, I hope to merl the confidence and favor of the public JACOB 8TRICKLER, Ph. Q. April 29, 1879. 1433. LYDIA E. PIHKHAM. OP LYNN, MASS. f lASl .dtfilnYli Hi. lllttHtf IMKll m DiKcovKmsn nr LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 VEGETABLE COMPOUND, For all Fcmalo Complaints. Ti) ropnnit!on, mIM tim Itrnlflpn, wtnnlU ot V(",otalle 1'roiwrtlM that am harmluM to the moat del Irate tit ralld, Vwn ono trial th meritfl of this Cora fnunri wIIUm rocotrnlsod, y relief Is IrnuiMllatei and when ItH urn Is nnntlnunt, In ninety nine conm In a hun. (lrtMl, aprrmanpntcuroJuefrcctefJJttlioumnds will to tify. On account of its prown merttx, It Is tn-dsjr n r'iminonflfKl antl prescribed hj the bent physicians ta tho country. It will cure entirely tho worst form of full Inn of the ntrnni, Loueorrbri'A, Irrrgrtilnr and painful Monrttruntlnn.allOrarlanTnniMrSf Inflammation and Ulceration, flooding, all DlHplacements and the con sofiunntsplnnl winkiiPBfl, and Is eKpwIally sdnptcd to the Clmiiffe of Life. It wltl dlmulve and einpl tumors fmiri the utcnifl In nn cirly stae of dorolopnjfnt. The tnndMicy to nnnceroua humors there Is checked very npoodily hy ltii uhb. In tnr.t it hnn proved to bo the ere st rut and bent rcmindy that has ever been discover net. H permeatns ercry portion of tlie system, sod (fives new life and vlffor. It remores falntnem.llatulRnry, do strnys all crarlnff for stimulants, aud roliovos wcnkruvs of the stomaeh It cures IJlontlnff, Headaches, Kervmis rroslratlnn, General lability, fileeplensncM, Deprewlon and Itn'A (rofrtlon. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, Is always permanently cured lr Itsune. H will (it all times, and under all clrcumstan e, act In harmony with the hvnr that governs the female system. For Kidney Complaints of cither sex this compound Is unsurtWKHl. Lydia E. Pinltham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Macs. rrlee$1.00. Six bottles for AOO. Bent by mall In the form of pllh, olsiiln tho form of Losenges, on receipt of price, 91.00, ficr box, for either. Mrs. PINK II AM freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Bend for pom phlet Address a above Ntntim thi pnjjtr, ho family should be wlthoui LTD1A E. riNKIIAN' LlVUIUILlA. They euro Constipation. Hillounncfs, Mid Tonldlty of tho Liver. 85 cents per box, DudKO. A. KBLLYftCJO,, fienernl Agwntfl, PlUHbiiruh. Pa. Also for sale by Jacob Strlck ler, New tilnriitfleld, J a. 27uly : FACTS WORTH KNOWtWO. ! ! 0lnffAr,nurhtitIIfln(1rAhfl,8tt11lnffUand many oilier cif the beat medic ines known are v ikillftiliycomliined in Pakkrr'sOinukr Tonic! is to muko it the greatest Blood Purifier end The Ilesb lloalth and Strength, Iteitorer Ever Lst'd. So perfect Is the composition ofPARKFR'sCiM-' r,KK 1'oNig that no disease can long exist where! it is uied. If ynn have Dyspepsia, Headache, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, bowel. Kidney or Liver Disorder, or if yuu need n mild stimulant, nt appetizer, the Tonic is just the medicine! for you, as U is highly curative and iuvigurating but never intoxicating. ' If you are slowly wasting away wilh Con-! sumption or any sit knew, if you haven Painful Cough or a bad Cold, PakkkiVsGinokr Tunic will surelv help you. It gives new life ami! vigor to trie feeble and aged, and in a certain cure for Rheumatism and Cholera Infantum. 1 It Has Saved Hundreds of Lives It Kay Kara Yours. If you nre feeling miserable don't w.iit until you are down sick, but use the Tonic: to-day ! Mo matter what your disease or symptoms nuy be, it will give prompt relief. ' Kememberl J'ark art's Ginofr Tonic is not 1 rum drink but the Best nnd Purest Family Medicine ever made, compounded by a new jitoccm, and entirely different from Bitters.' finger preparations nnd all other Tonics. Try! .1 50c. bottle. Your drutruUt can supply you. 1 PARKER'S HAI3 DAL 3 AM The Best and Most Eronomlrnl Ilnlr Dressing extpiisitely perfumed and perfectly harmlew, M ill Always Heritors (J ray or Faded Hair to its original youthful color and appearance, and is warranted to stop its falling, assist its growth and prevent baldness. A fcwap;licntionof the Balsam will soften tho hair, cleanse all dandruff and cure itching and hu mours of the scalp. Bold by all druggists vxonly 506 - 29 d ly Benj. F. Grafton, Stout B. Ladd, lUi.nFUT R. Pains, Lale Ojmmisttiomr 0 patents. PATENTS. PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD, Attorncyt-at-Law and Solicitor! of American and treign Patent!. Jfo. 412 Firth Street, AVinsililiiffton, 1). C. Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In the Patent Ollico, and In the Hupreme and Circuit Courts of the United States. Pamphlet sent free on receipt of stamp for pontage. 35 How Lost, How Restored I Just published, a new edition of Dr. Culver well's Celebrated Essay on the radical cure (with out medicine) of Sperinatorha'a or Dentinal weak ness. Involuntary Seminal Losses, Impotency, Mental and physical Incapacity, Impediments to Marriage, etc ; also. Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits. Induced by self-indulgence or sexual ex travanance, ic. The celebrated author. In this admirable Essay, clearly demonstrates, from a thirty years' suc cessful practice, that the alarming consequences of self abuse may be radically cured: pointing out a mode of cure at once simple, certain and ellectual, by means of which every sufferer, no matter what his condition may be. may cure him self cheaply, privately, and radically. -TulH lecture should be in the hands of every youth and every man in the land. Kent under seal, in a plain envelope, to any address, post paid, on receipt of six cents or two postaxe stamps. Address the Publishers, THE CULYEKWELL MEDICAL CO., 40pl J 11 Ann St, New York; P. O. Box, 4586. A FULL ASSORTM E NT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMER, New liloomfleld. mmmmm Jmw The Dutchman' Note. nni purchased a horse of a mclglibor on day, And lacking a part of the Gold as they lay, Made a call upon FrllB to solicit a loan To belp iilro to pay (or Lis beautiful roan. Frits, kindly consented the money to lend, And gave the required amount to his friend " Remember," his own slmplo language to quote " Berhapi It Tai bidder va make ui a note." " The note was drawn up In their primitive wayi " I, Hans gets from Frits feofty tollarl to day," When the question arose, the note being made. " Vlch von holds dot baper until It val bald t" " Ton geeps dot," eayi Frit, und don yon till know You owes me dot money." Bays nans, " Dot Ish so Dot makei mo rememperi I have dot to bay, Und I prlngs you dor note nnd dor money some day." A month had expired, when Hans, as igreed, Fald back the amount and from debt he was freed. Bayi Frlta, " Now dot icttlol us." Kam re plied, Taw Now who dakes dot bapr according! by lawl" "I geeps dot now, ain't It I" ayi Frltr. "deu you ice I always rememperi you bald dot to me.". . Bayi Ham, " Dot lsh to t It vas now thuslio blaln, Dot 1 knows vat to do Ten I borrowi again." yA man named Outs was arrested for beating Lis wife and children. On being sentenced to imprisonment, the brute remarked that it was a hard man was not allowed to tharsh his own oats. t.yAn Iowa schoolmaster knocked down a hornet's nest to use in illustrating a lecture, but If the remarks he made Im mediately after while kiting across the country were merely those he intended use in the lecture relative to the hor net's nest and they certainly referred to the nest the discourse was one total ly unfit for children to hear. Is your program full, Miss Bee tlecrusher ?" asked a young man of a western dansel who had just struggled out of the refreshment room with dis appointment in her eye and an " order of dances" in her hand. "Program full V" said the daughter of the setting sun. "Waal, I guess notl I hain't had nothing but a piece of cake( and an ice cream, and that don't go far toward filling my program, I can tell you." , S2"A Kentucky man has two springs on his place, the waters of which, when mixed, effervesce like a seldlltz powder, and when an old mule got loose the other night and drank copiously first from one spring and then from the other, it was seventeen minutes before he could cateh his breath, and then he went and kicked down four rods of fence to make sure that the disturbance wasn't caused by his swallowing his own hind legs. S-An old Vermont farmer came home drunk the other night, and be came the victim of an irrepressible desire to get still drunker. Bo he thought he would bring out his wagon and drive over to Bhelburn Falls for more whisky. Just as he was about putting the finish ing touches on the harnessing arrange ments he said to himself, " This horse has got horns." He brought out bis lantern and found he had harnessed the cow to the wagon. He muttered, " I'm drunk enough now," unhitched the beast and went into the bouse to sleep it off. tW Archdeacon Denison was once closely pressed in an argument, but bad evidently resolved to die bard. At length bis antagonist lost all patience at the ir regular warfare of the Archdeacon. " Look here, sir," he exclaimed despair ingly, "do you acknowledge that two and two make four ?" "I am not pre pared to make an admission of that im portance," replied the Archdeacon, " till I have given the subject the maturest consideration. Sometimes it is suppos ed that they make twenty-two. 0"The pupils had got as far as the word " hypocrite." Is'oneof thechlldren could explain what It meant One guessed that it meant " big fueling," and another thought a " hypocrite" was " big animal that wallers in the mud." Bo the teacher explained; "A hypo crite, children, is a person who pretends to be what he is not ; such a one may be pleasant to your face, but speaks ill behind your back." "riease, marm, cried a little boy eagerly, raising his band, " then my pa ain't a hypocrite, 'cause he said you was a confounded old maid, and he'd just 's lives tell yer so to yerfacel"