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Many a hundred fires every year re mained unexplained, even after the most thorough and exhaustive Investigation. " Among all the wonderful phenomena which chemistry presents to us," writes Professor Welssman, " there are few more remarkable than those of the spontaneous combustion of bodies, ani mate and Inanimate, which emit flames aud are sometimes entirely consumed by Internal fire." Among the sub stances subject to spontaneous combus tion pulverized charcoal Is one of the most remarkable. " A load of charcoal was delivered In an outhouse of a clergy man in Leipslc, and showed no signs of taking fire till the door by accident was left open, when the wind blew sprink lings of snow on the charcoal. The rapid absorbtlon of oxygen from the melting snow caused by the charcoal to ignite, and as the day was windy the whole range of buildings were burned to ashes." , In this connection, a fruit ful and unsuspecting source of fire sug gests itself to those of our Americam house-keepers who burn wood as fuel and store the ashes in boxes or barrels. The accidental distributing of such ash es even after years, will cause them to ignite, provided the air is damp or foggy. The phosphoret of potash from decayed wood renders wood ashes highly inflam mable, and mysterious cellar fires In the rural districts are, no doubt, In some cases caused by this extraordinary form of spontaneous combustion. Frof. Welssman himself had the un fortunate experience of being burned out of house and home on a wild winter night some three years since, and he has diligently collected facts about the spon taneous combustion. It appears that he had been having his house painted, and one night the painters, as their manner is, left their working pants, their pots and their brushes on the asphaltum floor of the cellar. They had previous ly, with a bunch of rags, removed from their hands, with spirits of turpentine, the paint with which their hands were soiled. The ball of rags took fire, the pants and paint pots followed suit, and the house was burned to the ground. In the carriage factory of Messrs. Eaton & Gilbert, Troy, N. Y., a drop of linseed oil fell into an open paper of lampblack, set It on fire, and came with in an ace of burning down the whole factory. In several instances oilcloth in large rolls Las taken fire In damp, muggy weather. An instance of this also oc curs in American fire experience. A planter in Virginia sent his servant to Fredericksburg for a roll of oilcloth. It was a warm day and the wagon was op en. During the journey home it began to rain, and the roll of oilcloth took fire on the road. Another instance of this kind is supplied by Philadelphia during the war. An order from the war de partment in Washington for knapsacks for a regiment was filled in the city of brotherly love. The sacks were all fin ished and collected and counted over and left In a pile In the paint shop,about ten o'clock on Saturday night, so as to be sent to Washington by cars early on Monday morning. On entering the paint shop before daylight on Monday morning no knapsacks were to be found. In their place was nothing but a heap of smouldering ashes 1 Newly pressed hay frequently ignites, as do also oatmeal and cornmeal in bar rels. During the famine in Ireland in 184448 a vessel was dispatched from New York with a cargo of corn meal for the relief of the sufferers. In dis charging the bags from the vessel . the last three were found to be on fire. The " American Journal of Science" gives a remarkable Instance of the spon taneous combustion of wood. ' A Mr. Adam Relgart, two years previous to the occurrence, received a piece of wood supposed to be cedar, detached from a large piece dug up 39 feet below the sur face near Lancaster, Pa. The piece weighed a few ounces, and It was broken in two and laid upon a white pine shelf In Mr. Relgart 's counting room. About four days before the discovery of the fire be had occasion to wipe the dust from the shelf and from the piece of cedar with a wet cloth. Three days afterward it was discovered that the piece of wood had Ignited, and combustion was pro- ceedlng so rapidly that In a few minutes the shelf would have been on fire. Probably another prollflo source of our forest fires Is to be sought In the liability of decayed wood, not only to spontane ous combustion, but from the direct rays of the sun. At Winchester, Conn, some years since, some workmen about 1 P. M., on August 0th, discovered smoke arising from a barren upland. The sun was excessively hot at that time. When they went to seek the ori gin of the smoke, tbey found that the remains of an old decayed hemlock log had burst into a blaze and was burning fiercely. Professor Welssman relates several well authenticated cases In which bul bous vessels, hyacinth glasses, wine de canters on shelves, by receiving the di rect rays of the sun from an open win dow, have caused serious conflagrations, In the township of IloscawlnMerrimao county, !n. II., it Is related a shelf was set on fire In a hotel by means of a pear shaped decanter containing gin. Any other transparent liquid would be of course, equally dangerous if exposed to the bud, "That animal bodleB are liable to spontaneous combustion," says Profes sor Welssman, " is a fact which was well-known to the ancients. Many cas es have been adduced as examples,whlch were no doubt merely cases of individu als who were highly susceptible to strong electrical excitation." A certain gentleman, known to the professor, on a cold, keen winter night, retired to his chilly Bleeping room. He had worn silk stockings over woolen ones during the day. Ou undressing for bed, as he drew off his silk stockings, he heard a sharp, crackling noise, but paid no spec ial attention to It. In the morning, In looking for his silk stockings, he found them consumed to Runes, without set ting Are to the chair on which they were laid. Still more wanderful and awful Is the assurance that the wife of Doctor Treilas, pbyolclan to the late Archbish op of Toledo, Spain, emitted imflamma ble perspiration of such a nature that when the ribbon she wore was taken from her and exposed to the cold air, it instantly took fire, and flashed with sparks of fire like a lively " Roman Candle." And Prof. Halfmelster, in the " Berlin Transactions," 1870, records a case of the same nature respecting a peasant, whose linen took fire whether It was laid up in a box, when wet, or hung in the open air. A case of this kind recently occurred at the abattoir In Jersey City. During a spell of hot weather one of the workmen threw off his blue linen blouse, smoking with perspiration. It was hung up in the icehouse. In a few minutes it burst in to a corruscation of sparks and literally consumed Itself. One of the most remarkable cases of spontaneous combustion on record is that of the Countess Cornelia Zangarl and Band!, of Cessena, Italy. This lady who was in the sixty-second year of her age, retired to bed In her usual health. Here she spent about three hours In fa miliar conversation with her maid, and in saying her prayers, and having at last fallen asleep the door of her cham ber was shut. As her maid was not summoned at the usual hour, she went into the bedroom to wake her mistresB, but receiving no answer she opened the window and saw her corpse on the floor in the most dreadful condition. At the distance of four feet from the bed there was a heap of ashes ; part of the body was half burnt, the stockings. remain ing uninjured ; most of the body was reduced to ashes. The air in the room was charged with floating soot (animal carbon). The bed was not injured. From the examination of all the circum stances of the case, it has been general ly supposed that an Internal combustion had taken place ; that the lady had risen from her bed to cool herself, and that on the way to open the window, the combustion had overpowered her and consumed her body by a process in which no flame was produced which could ignite the furniture on the floor Hearing Bells at a Distance. The largest bell ever made in this country, says the Scientiflo American, weighed 22,000 pounds, and before It was fractured hung on the City Hall, New York. On one or two occassions this bell was heard up the Hudson River 13 miles in the night, when the city was comparatively quiet. Water is a good conductor of Bound, and aided material ly in making the bell heard as above stated. It Is a great mistake to suppose that bells can be heard in proportion to their size ; that is, that a bell of 2,000 pounds will be heard twice as far as one of half the weight This is not so. A bell of 100 or 00 pounds In an open bel fry on a sohool-house or factory in the country is frequently heard at a long dis tance, out of all proportion, apparently, to one of 1,000 pounds in a church tow er near by. The reason of this is that the small bed has a sharp, shrill, pene trating sound that must of necessity be heard a great deal farther in proportion to Its weight than the low, mellow, cnurcu-going sound or the church bell. The same principal applies to the whls- tie of the looomotlve, which Is heard a long distance Blmply because its tone is shrill and penetrating. Whfin hiiner stationary and struck, or tolled, a bell wui noc De neard, as a rule, half as far as when swung. The swinging motion not only throws all the sound off, but imparts to It a richness that Is always absent when the bell Is at rest when struck. A great deal Is to be gained by ringing a bell properly. The Darkey Convert. SOME time ago Nick Woods, the col ored man who took the premium at a colored fair for being the blackest man in Arkansas, borrowed $10 from a prom inent Little Rock politician. Yesterday Nick came to town and was approched by the gentleman. " Look here, Nick, I want that $10. You've had It long enough." " Boss," replied Nick, " hit 'peers ter me dat I heard yer make a speech t'oth er day in faber of repuglatln de State debt. 'Cordln' to de gogafy yer hll out dat day I oughtenter pay yer de ten dollars." " There's no similarity in the two propositions." " No what? Similarity, ur-he-he. Ef I stays roun' dls man long I'll be teach In' ob a school. 'Cordln' to yer own gogafy I ain't gwlne ter pay yer dat debt." " Look here, man, you are dropping into an error. You are not a State. The State of Arkansas cannot be sued." "Yes, I'se a State. Hain't I dun reached man's state V Any man what's twenty-one years ole is a State. Course yer can sue me but yer can't git nothln.' Is yer in faber ob payln' de State debtV" " No ; because the State never derived much benefit from the money borrow ed." " Den I'se got yer again. I nebber gained no benefit frum de money what I borrowed frum yer. I got drunk an' got on de rock pile. No, Colonel, I can't pay yer. I'd like mighty well ter do hit but she's agin my princlpum." " See here, you black scoundrel, if you don't pay me, I'll thrash you right here.". ' " Is dat what yer call Democratic? doc trine V Tell a man not to pay one debt an' whale him case he won't pay annud der V Dat's a guess way ob doin' busi ness 'cordln' ter my notion. No boss, I can't pay yer. I'se In fabor ob repugia tion from de word wolf, an' wolf Is de fust word. Jes glv a nlggar a chance to be dlshones' an' he can mighty nigh tote his end wid de white folks. Dls honisty wid a nlggar means dlshonisty. He ain't gwlne ter steal a chiken frum one man an' gib hit to anudder man. He's gwlne ter steal chickens frum bof de men. Does yer heah my horn ? Does yer tumble ter de situation 1 Sorry boss but I'se got de heels on yer. I'se got de advantages, an' I'se gwlne to war 'em like a pair ob socks. I repuglates de debt. Good day, boss." A True Pleture. They were sitting together in the horse-car. " I do hate people that are forever talking about their neighbors," said the woman with a peaked hat. "So do I," coincided her companion in the cashmere shawl. "There's Mis' Green," Peaked Hat, " continually continued a carry in things back and forth. Think she'd better look to home. Goodness knows she and her husband live a reg'lar cat and dog life." " Yes, indeed," said Cashmere, "and her daughter Sarah isn't half cared for. I was tellln' Mis' Jones only yesterday that the way Mis' Green neglected that girl was a cryin' shame. Oh I by the way, did you hear that story 'bout Tilda Smith V" " No, what is it V" exclaimed Peaked Hat, turning half around in her seat in her eagerness, her eyes sparkling In an ticipation of the coming treat. But gentle reader, never mind what it was. Neither you nor I care anything about it. We hate tattling just as bad as Peaked Hat and Cashmere did. Wanted His Cash. Belknap and Mrs. Greene eloped to gether at Melrose, Wisconsin. They drove a good horse rapidly, but had not gone more than ten miles before they beard a clatter of hoofs behind. Greene had hastily mounted and started in .pursuit. The race was long and excit ing ; but the husband at length rode alongside the pair, cocked a pistol, and commanded a halt. Belknap was abject with terror. " You may have your wife, Mr. Greene," he said. " I don't want her," Greene replied ; "you don't think I've chased you like mad to get her back Y Oh, no. But I'll take my dollar and a half that she's got in her pocket." The money was given up, aud the elopement proceeded quietly. SUNDAY READING. 3T Zabdell Adams, a Congregational clergyman of Massachusetts, la the last oentury, was noted for sharp wit and pithy sayings. He was apt to say pungent things In the pulpit, if matters went badly in the parish, and adjoin ing parishes had learned to fear bis sharp tongue. A neighboring clergyman noted for his mildness and timidity, once propos- . ed an exchange of pulpits. Mr. Adams aocepted the proposal eagerly, for be was Itching to tell the people some plain truths about their niggardliness In neglecting their meeting-house. There were broken panes in the pulpit window a ragged cushion on the desk, and a general forlorn neBS about the snnctti ary. Mr. Adams had prepared a stinging rebuke for parsimony, when his timid neighbor, suspecting some such purpose rode over ou Sunday and exacted a promise that he would say nothing un-. kindly to the people. Mr. Adams re luctantly consented, but a new Idea oc curred to him. Taking a little bag into the pulpit, he waited till the congrega tion gathered. Then, looking around, as If feeling a draught, he examined the open panes, and opening his bag, took out a bundle of rags, stuffed them slow ly Into the openings, and surveying bll work with great satisfaction. Thero was a sensation below. He then began the services. In the middle of his sermon, growing very an imated, he closed the Bible, set it aside, and lifting his hands Impressively, sud. denly brought them down with great force on the cushion. Feathers blew out of the holes abundantly. Looking around comically, he said I " Bless me I how the feathers fly I" and resumed his sermon as if nothing had, gone amiss. It is needless to say repairs were made before another Sunday, though be had. kept the letter of his promise to the timid pastor. Advice to Girls. Now girls, I want to say one words about getting married. The reason bo many unhappy marriages are made, to just because young people do noi stop to take a sober second thought upon the matter ; but rush on without once con sidering what the poet c&Ma " the eternal fitness of things." ' Getting married ougTit not to be the great object of a girl's existence. I of ten think when I see young folks so anxious to get married, that if they could look Into the future and see wbr trials, sorrows ana troubles were abtf-? lt,Bn.A,it.l aKJnl. U.I. .1 ij . bujr nuuiu nil 1 1 11 tv uuuik miu II w I . nn..utA A . .. 1- . i T .. . , death annuls them. This getting married is a serious piece of business, any way it can be fixed. Because a young man drives a fast horse dresses well, and is an agreeable escort, it is no sign that he will make a kind, considerate and loving husband. You want to study him, try him, test Is is temper, and take time to do it in. Don't marry In a hurry you wiJl have time enough to repent, if you do. Never marry for beauty or show. . Do not marry a man who Is very fond of' fast horses ; they do not make very nice husbands. I never see such a man but I think, " I pity the girl who marries you." It is a great venture to trw t such- a man ; so girls, look out ! f Again, do not marry a man who bit- a taste for strong drink of any kind, .s you value your life's happlnessand com fort, let such a man alone ; better die than be tied for life to such a person ; yes, It Is a living death, and you are put ting your neck into a heavy yoke. jxever marry a man wno cannot gZ cm his temper. He is not safe. home or in public, and he will k? - yo in tormenting fear ail your life; ani lastly girls, do not marry a man till yoi have known him a whole year, &t th . least;' and made him a study fo: months ; and do not be afraid of )' an old maid ! Better keep be an unhappy wife. CJ" Daniel Webster once said : " wild flower will bloom in beauty on field of battle, and above the cn skeleton the destroying augel o f pestilence will retire when l is c; done the barrenness of utaAiiA cease at last the cloud iU be ; ruU.t of his hoarded rain but for laosul tkb lation there is no revival f ci ting ! impudence, integrity and torrjptul triumph over honesty and k iiH ct, ai our liberties and strength r ill lepu; forever." jr- t(ST Take the good with the evil all are the pensioners of God, a:.l j may choose or refuse the e-,;t 1 i doni mixeth. All that we 'K$.-- , ,; ' wisdom Is a borrowed gin-.i. be always poor, if you : ' (be only true riches.