THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., OCTOBER 20, 1880. Professional Curds. M EDICAL NOTICE! JOHN OA.1j.VJN WALLIS, Attorney at-Law, and District Attorney. New Hloomlleld, Terry Co.. Pa. sTOfNee nvar Mortimer's nr w store. All legal business promptly and carefully transacted. May . JK. JUNKIN.Attomey-at I.aw, New Hloomlleld, Perry co., Fa. r Offlce Next door to the residence ol Judge Juuktu. AM. MARKEL, Attoruey-at-Law, New Hloomlleld, Perry county, Fa. fcsf" Office opposite the Mansion House.and three doors east of tlie Post-0 Ulce. T Ems POXl'Ktt, ATTORNEY AT LAW, NEW BLOOMFJBLD. PEHRY CO., PA. Claims promptly seoured ollf'!t3 Wrltingsaud all legal business carefullyattend. edto. Z-IL. C" HAHLES H. SMILEY, Attorney at Law. New Bloomtleld, Perry Co. Pa. Olllce two doors east ol Joseph Smith's Hotel. August 2, 182. ITfM, A.8PONSLEK,Atwney-at-Law, VV omce adjoining Ills residence, on East Malnstreet, New Bloomneld, Perry eo.. Pa. 3 2 ly VtrM. N. SE1BERT, Attorney-at-Law, W NewBloomUeld,Perryeo.,Pk. Bloomfleld, 3 331V. LEWIS POTTER, kotart PUBLIC, New Bloom. Held, Perry Co.. Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be rer.d In anr court In the United States. 7 10 ly OHA8. J . T .McINTIRE, Attorney-at-La w , New Bloomfleld, Perry co.. Pa. All profesionalbusluess promptlyandf alth. ully attended to. 32 lv. ItfM. A. MOHKISON, VV JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR. NewGehmantown, Perryco., Pa. O-Remlttanceswtllbe made promptly for all Collections made. CHA8. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomneld .Perry CO., Pa rt-Offlee on high street. North side, .nearly op posttethe Presbyterian Church. 8 21y ML. LIGGETT. A TTOnNST-AT-LAW, Newport, Perry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, wilt give prompt and careful attention to all busl ess matters committed to his care. ,. Olllce, No. 30 North Second Street. Newport, April 2P 1878. f sundyTm. d. 3 , Physician and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. liOcated permanently In the borough of Bloom, rteld. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomfleld and surrounding vicinity. C ills In the country attended to promptly. Olllce en Carlisle street, the one formerly occupied by OJr. Ard. 19 6m D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Bloomfleld, Perry County, Pa. Office on Carlisle, St., directly opposite the Pres. byterian Church. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. a-Aix WoitK Warranted. Terms moderate. 28 W. ROWE, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Dentist. Office near Btxler's Mills, where all professional fcuslness will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warranted In price and quality. May 25, 80, ly. MRS. LYD1A E. PINKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS. DISCOVERER OP LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. The Positive Cim For all Female Complaints. This preparation, tm Its name slfmlfles, const tt of "Vegetable Properties that are harmless to the most del icate iirralld. Upon one trial the merits of this Com pound will be recognised, as relief Is immediate and trhen its usoia continued, in ninety-nine casea in a hun. (lrod, apcrmanentcurolseffccted,astbon!iands will tes tify. On account o( its proven merits, it is to-day re commended and prescribed by tho best physicians in the country. It will cure entirely the worst form of falling of the ntoros, Lcucorrhoa, Irregular and painful Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and Ulceration, flooding, all Displacements and the con sequent spinal weakness, and Is especially adapted to the Change of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumors fromtheutoruslnanearlystage of development. The tendency to cancerous humors there Is checked very speedily by Its use. In fact It has proved to be the greet, out and best remedy that has ever been discover ed. It permeates every portion of the system, and gives new life and vigor. It removes faintness,flatulency, de stroys all craving for stimulants, and rollovcs weakness ot the stomach It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous rrostratlon. General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, la always permanently cured Ij," Itsuse. ltwillatalltimes,andnnderall circumstan ces, act In harmony with the law that governs the female system. For Kidney Complaints of either sex this compound Is unsurpassed. Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at S3S and 8S5 Western Avonue, Lynn, Mass, Price (1.00. Six bottles for (5.00. Sent by mail in the form of pills, also In the form of Losenges, on receipt of price, 1.00, per box, for either. Mrs. PIMUIAM freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pam phlet. Address as above Mention thU paper. No family should be without LYDIA E. PIKKHAX' LIVErt PILLS. They ours Constipation, Biliousness, Mid Torpidity of the Liver. Sft cents per box. VGEO. A. KELLY CO,, General Agents, Plttuburgh, Pa. Also for sale by Jacob stick ler. New BlormUeld, Pa. 27uly ESTATE NOTICE. Notice Is hereby Riven that letters of Administration on the estate 'Sarah Cptegraft have been granted to the under signed. All persons Indebted to said estate are requested to make Imnwdial payment and those liaviug claims, to present them for settlement to J. E. JUNKIN, Administrator. New Bloomneld, Perry Co., Pa, Augut 17. 18W tit Philadelphia Advertisements. Ready MLyod Paints ! u c a s READY MIXED PAINTS ! NO WATER, NO CHEMICALS. NO BENZINE, BUT A PURE Oils PAINT, READY FOR USE. Sample 0icl. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PAIST BENT BY MAIL. ITI9 PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND OIL, VIZ: NICELY BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TiEirsr it, And Ton Will ProTe It to be the Best Liquid Paint In the Market. JOHN LUCAS Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Ureen, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c "13? For Bam pie Cards apply to F.Morti mer, New Bloomfleld, Pa., or to JohnaLucas & Co., Philadelphia. 2EIGLER & SWEARINGEN Successors to 8H AFFNER, ZIEOLER & CO., Importers and Dealers la Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, VOMlBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, Ifo.36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs, w. H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON ft Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. BOS MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers in CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and madeto Order. Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO 9-Publishers of Banders'NewReaders.and Brooks'Arlthmetlcs. Also, Robert's Hlstoryol the UnltedStates.Felton'sOutllne Maps, Sc. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia, Tenn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET BT., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., WholesaleDealersIn Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, be, And a ane assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WARE, . No. 120 Market street, above 4th PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Adrertlsements. -WITII ' uii:.m., scott a to., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Carpets, OIL CLOTHS, Cotton fc Woolen CIinlii,Ao. No. 333 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to seleot from as large a stock as ean be found In the city, and at the LOWEST CASH PRICES, should give me a call. August 31. 1880.tf . WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS t AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of Sud and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a, J. S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLI3ALI BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 1 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barcroft &Co.,) WHOLESALE HEALERS IN rlY GOODS. January 1, 1879. MOItEAU'H Medicated extract of ill ALT AKD IlEEF. CURE8 Consumption, Diabetes, Bl ight's Disease, EpIlepsy.lSt. Vitus' s Dance, Scrofula, If destruc tion Is not carried too far.and builds up constitu tions ruined by excesses of whatever nature. Take it and add your testimonial to the thousands already obtained, For sale by all druggists. Price, 81.00. Xlt. E. G. LXJICS' GERMAN ANTI-BILIOUS POWDER IS a radical cure for Sick and Dull Headace, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation, Piles, Falpl tation ot the Heat t. Impurities of the Blood, as Pimples, Dingy Skin, Drowsiness, &c. It is a mild purgative ana adapted to the most delicate con stitutions. For sale by all druggists. Price 50 ctf. MOIIEAU'8 MALT FARINA. The best food for Infants and the most nntrl. tlous diet for invalids. Contains all the muscle and bone making elements ot wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach, is easily di gested and does not change in any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 60 cents. DR. E. C. LUK3' German Soothing Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of pleasant taste, (or all painful allectlons of Infants and children procedlng and accompanying the process ot dentition. Do not let your darlings suiter but procure a bottle at ouce. For sale by all druggists. Price, 25cts. May 25, '80, ly. drugs: drugs. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strtckler) PHARMACIST, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PENN'A. HAVING succeeded the late Arm of Dr. M. B. Strlckler In the Drug Business at his Store-room, on MAIN STREET, two doors East of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make It In every way worthy the patronage ot the public. Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIME8 given to the compounding and dispensing Pliysi cians' presclptions, so as to Insure accuracy and guard against accidents. BEAR IV 3IINI that my stock has been recently selected and eare taken to have everything of the BEST QUALI TY. The public may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PURE and UNADULTERATED. I HATE CONSTANTLY ON HAND HAIR OIL and POMADES HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL BRUSHES. BURGEONS, TOILET, and CARRIAGE SPONGES, PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE aud FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Uenulne Patent MedU eiues ol every description. i ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, itc. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Llqnors. for Medicinal Purpose. Terms, Strictly Cnnli. By strict attention to business, I hope to merl the coundenoe aud favor of the public lrt.M.7.. """MKICHLBR.Ph.O. DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Having located permanently In NEW BLOOMFIELD, (titers his professional services to the citizens of the Borough and surrounding country. Dr. B. has been engaged In an extensive prac tice for over 28 years. He has also served his coun try In the capacity of Surgeon to the 78th Voli Jn'tntry during the late Rebellion, holding his Commission from (lie then Governor ol this Commonwealth. Ills credentials are from pneot the best Medical Colleges In America. His success as a practitioner ol medicine Is ao knowledged by recommendations Irom former patrons, which are free for inspection at all times. IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases he has had very extensive expertence.and hascured many hopeless cases, alter years of stilferlug, aud expense incurred in seeking relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complaints treated .niipnaufnllv or. Aallm,. Itnnl.llu r.nAl,i- Hemorrhnce of the Lungs, Consumption, (llrs and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia Liver Complaint, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's r.vn, rKiu wiwiwns. ijiiruiiic! uneumaiism, uoure, or enlargement of the Glands ol the neck.Dronsy, Plies, chronic Dlarrhn'a, Constipation ot the Bow els, Sick and Nervous Headache, Neurulgla, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged Spleen. Epilepsy, Deaffiess, Chronlo Chills and Ague, Diabetes Mellltus, old running sores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not contlne himself to any one par ticular system of medicine. He uses all the late Improved methods and remedies, as also Magneto Electric, or Metlicnl Kleetriclty, which Is so successfully used at the present day In many forms of nervous complaints. In the treatment of the Lungs and air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medicine direct to the diseased parts. When an Incurable case presents Itself he Is free and candid In telling the patient that he can not cure hi in, thus avoiding further expense. In chronic atlmentslt Is always best for patients to call at his olllce for personal examination and treatm jut, when that Is practicable. W Olllce at his residence on Main street, a few doors westof H. Smith's blacksmith shop, in what Is known as the Gallatin property. S. CONSULTATION FREE. Bloomfleld, May (, 1880. NOW FOR 1880-81 1 The Examiner and Chronicle, Established in 1823. The leading Baptist Newspaper, Will be delivered by mall. Postage Pre Pald, to New Subscribers, FROM OCT. I. 1880, TO JAN. I, 1881, FOR 30 CENTS, The Price of One Year's Subscription being tffSJ GO ! This Is done to enable every fnmlly to see, at the least possible prlce.what the paper is. No name obtained under this offer will be con tinued beyond January L. 1881, unless prepaid fur 1881 at the regular subscription price- THE EXAMINER COMPRISES. 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Just published, a new edition of Dr. Culver well's Celebrated Essay on the radical cure (with out medicine) of Spermatorha-a or Seminal weak ness. Involuntary Seminal Losses, Impotency, Mental and physical Incapacity, Impediments to Marriage, eta. ; also. Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits, induced by self-indulgence or sexual ex travagance, &o. The celebrated author, In this admirable Essay, clearly demonstrates, from a thlity years' sue ces.tfm practice, that the alarming consequences of self-abuse may be radically cured: pointing out a mode ol cure at once pimple, certain and ellectual, by means of which every sufferer, no matter what his condition may be. may cure him self cheaply, privately, and radically. aThls lecture should be in the hands ol every youth and every man in the land. Sent under seal. In a plain envelope, to any address, post paid, on receipt of six ceuts or two postage stamps. Address the Publishers, THE CULVER WELL MEDICAL CO., 40ply 41 Ann St., New York ; P. O. Box, 4586. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMER, New Bloomfleld, m LS ' I fin 11(1 (V w ' tf"A Southwestern editor, speaking of a fat contemporary, remarked that If all llesh was grass, he must be a load of hay. " I expect I am," said the fat man, " from the way the donkeys are nibbling at me." H3T"A little boy was sent to a shop for some eggs. Before reaching home he dropped them. In answer to his moth er, who asked. " Did you break any " he replied: No, I didn't break any, but the shells came oft some of them." f-JTA young lady told a gentleman that smoking was Injurious to his health. " Why," said he, "there's my father, he has smoked dally, and he Is now seven ty." "Well, said she" " If he had never smoked, he might bave been eighty." ftA Hungarian exhibited In a phreno logical museum two skulls of different proportions. Whose is thelarge fckull,' aeked a spectator. " It belonged to the celebrated Atllla, King of the Huns." And the small one V "Also to An tiLla, but when be was a child." (eST" You told me, sir, that the horse was entirely without fault, and yet he Is blind." The dealer looked boldly into the irritated countenance of the loser by the transaction, and said, with charm ing naivete: "I do not regard blindness as a fault, sir ; It is a misfortune." US'" Why, Bridget," said her mistress, who wished to rally the girl, for , the amusement of her company, upon the fantastic ornamenting of a plate of butter. "Why, Bridget, did you do this V You're quite an artist ; how did you do it?" Indade, mum, it was my self that did it," replied Bridget. "Isn't it pritty, mum' I did It with your fine-tooth-comb, mum." C"" Well my man," said a philanthro pist to a hardened-looking chap confined in the New Orleans parish prison, what are you in for V " In for thirty days, I reckon," said the prisoner sullenly. "No not that. What offense have you committed?" didn't commit anything. The Judge committed me." "Well, you must have been accused of some crime?" Oh, yes I was accused of try ing to get on the police." "Nonsense. Trying to get on the police is no crime. I have myself recommended many worthy men for positions on the police force, and bave helped to get them on." "It Is a fact." That is all I was sent here for. You see, there were two of us, and we both tried to get on the same policeman. We had him down, but some of the other peelers thought we were crowding the man too hard, and " "That will do sir," said the philan thropist. " I understand your case per fectly. Here are a few tracts for the Im provement of your mind, which just now appears to be a little warped." A Very Hot' Time. " Bakes alive," said the good-natured Colonel Solon, as he rushed into the Derrick office, " I never felt so warm as this but once afore in my life, an' that time it wasn't so awful hot in the at mosphere, either." " When was it, Co lonel ?" " Don't believe I ever told you , that did I ?" 'Twas some time ago. I was llvin' in Jamestown, and was a re spectable member of one of the church, es, an' like all respectable members, had a ticket for my sleepin' berth durin' long sermons on hot days. One day when it was more'n usually hot I was just droppin' off to sleep when I thought I'd wipe my forehead. . I felt but I couldn't And my handkercher. Just then I noticed sutbln' white on the floor beyond my feet, an' bein' a little nigh slghted I took it for my missing rag, an' went for it. There warn't no partitions below the seats in that are church, so when I reached down I saw some one in the pew front of me had a foot on my handkerchief, an' It riled me a trifle, so when I got hold of it I yanked about 200 weight on It the first haul. Bakes alive 1 There was the alfiredest scream yer ever heard, an' there I had got hold of old maid Jenkins's summer dress an' -yanked her off the scat an' under it into my own pew afore I noed myself. She flounced up in a second, with a long dust mark down her lack, her hat jarxu med over one eye, her sleev6 ripped open an' half ber false hair hangin' down on her shoulders. I Jest sot thar sort o' stunned like, with the minister an' the whole congregation watchln' her crawl in' out from under my pew, look In' like as if we'd been havln' a fight an' she'd got the worst of it, an' me not-a-knowin' what to say. I ain't abln to that church since, an' as Miss Jenkins said I wag drunk, they kind o' read me out of the place, an' I never had a chance to vin dicate my karakter."