THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELI), PA., OCTOUEll 11). 1880. Professional Cards. Philadelphia AdrertlHements. M EDICAL NOTICE! TOHN CALVIN WALL13, Attorney at-Law, j aua uistriot Attorney. J-OII1ce oyer Mortimer' new More. All legal business promptly and oarefully transacted. May 4, 1880. JK. JUNKIH. Attorney-at-Law, flew Uioomlleld, Perry CO., Fa. rOmoe Next door to tueresldenoe oljudge Juukln . " AM. MARKEL, Attorney-at-Law, Mew lUoomtleld, Ferry county, Pa. HT" Olllce opposite the Mansion Uouse.and three doors east of the Post-Wince. T KW18 l'UTl'EHi ATTOltNEY AT LAW, NBWBLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO., PA. sT01alms promptly seoiired 0,,r,!t5 Writings and all legal business carefully attend edto. "' CHARLES H.RMILKY, Attorney at Law. Mew Bloomtleld, Perry Co. Pa. Office two doors eal of Joseph Smith's hotel. August 2,18(2. HTM. A. 8PONHLER, Attorney-at-Law, W Office adjoining his residence, on East Malnstreet, New Uloouineld, Perry oo., Pa. 821y XTTM. N. 8EIBERT, Attorney-at-Law, W New Bloomlleld, Perry eo.. Pa. BloomHeld, 3 33 It. TKWI8 POTTER, NOTARY PUBLIC, NewBIOOm. J h.ih Perrv Oo.. Pa. Deeds. Bonds. Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be repd lu anvoourt In the United States. TlOly CHA8.J. T, McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law , New Bloomtleld, Perry co., Pa. sTAllprofe'sionalfousinesspromptlyandfalth (ully attended to. 3 2 1 v . a. Moumsoy, W JITHTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NiwCiSKMASTOWN, Perry CO., Pa. -Remlttanceswlllbe made promptly for all Collections made. CHA8. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtleld,Perryco..Pa iOffloe on high street. North side, nearlyop posite the Presbyterian Church. 8 2 ly ML. LIGGETT. AttorneT-AT-Law, . Newport, Perry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all busl ness matters committed to his care. Olttce, No. 3D Nort h Second Street. Newport, April 2f 1878. t sundyTmTd! U Physician and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough of Bloom, neld. Oners his professional services to the cltl. xens of Bloomtleld and suvroundlng vicinity. Cills In the country attended to promptly. Olllce on Cirl Isle street, the one formerly occupied by Dr. Ard. 19 6m D R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST. New Bloomtleld, Perry County, Pa. Office on Carlisle, St., dlrectlyopposlte the Pres byterian Church. Everything belouglng to the profession done In the best manner. Aix Work Warranted. Terms moderate. 28 W. ROWE, M. D. Physician and Snrgeon Dentist. Office near Blxler's Mills, where all protesslonal business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warranted in price and quality. May 25, '80, ly. MRS. LYDIA E. P1NKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS. '1 ' DISCOVERER OF LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. The Positive Cnre For all Female Complaints. This preparation, as Its name signifies, consists of Vegetable Properties that are hxrmltuw to the most del icate Invalid. Upon one trial the merits of this Com pound will be reoognlzod, ainlief la immediate t and when Its use la continued, in ninety -nine cases In a nun. dred, apermaaentrareiscffected,asUioii8ands will tes tify. On aeconnt of Its proven merits. It la to-day re commended and prescribed by the best physicians ia th country. It will cure entirely the worst form of falling of the uterus, Loncon-ncea, Irregular and painful Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Flooding, all Displacements and the con sequent spinal woakness, and is especially adapted to the Change of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterualnan early stage of development. The tendency to canoeroua humors there Is checked very speedily by Its use. In fact It has proved to be the greats est and beat remedy that has ever been discover ed. It permeates every portion of the system, and gives new life and vigor. It removes falntnessjiatulency, de stroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weaknet of the stomach It cures Bloating, neadaches, Nervous Prostration, General DebUity, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, is always permanently cured b" ltd use. It will at all times, and under oil circumstan ces, act in harmony with the law that governs the female system. For Kidney Complaint of elthor sex this compound IsonsnrpssiMwi. LycTa E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at 233 and XU Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price tl.tn. Blx bottles for 93.00. Bent by mail in tho form of pills, also In the form of T-nmnp.-, on receipt of price, tl.OO, per box, for either. lira. PCtHAK freely answors all letters of inquiry, fiend for pam phlet. Address as above Mention tht. pujter. Jto family should be without LYDIA K. PINK RAM' LIVER PILLS. They cure Constipation, biliousness, ad Torpidity of the Liver. IS cents pur box. M.GEO. A. KELLY & 00,, General Agents, Pittsburgh, Pa. Also for sale by Jacob Strlcs; ter, Kew UloriuUeld, Pa. 27uly ESTATE NOTICE. Notice Is hereby given that letters of Administration on the estate riai-iiti Uptegratt have beeu granted to the under signed. All persons Indebted to said estate are requested to make Immediate payment and those having claims, to preseut them for settlement to J. K. JUNKIN. Administrator. New Bloomtleld, Perry Co., Pa. Augut 17. 1880-0t s-: t - t" iff v Philadelphia Advertisements. Ready Mixed Paints ! T UCAS' READY MIXED PAINTS ! NOWATKB.NO CI1EMI0ALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PURE OIK. PAINT, READY FOR USE. 8anilo Curds. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF ;rAIKT BENT BT MAIL. IT IS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD ANDOIL. VIZ: NI0ELV BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT TRY IT, And Ton Will Prove It to be the Best Liquid Taint In the Market. JOHN LUCAS At CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OP Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD. COLORS, VAIINISIIES, &c " 13?" For Sample Cards Apply to F. Morti mer, Now Bloomlleld, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co, Philadelphia. EIGLER & SWEARINGEN Successors to 8BAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbon, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. H.KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 505 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. 1 I gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers Id CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK BOOKS , Always on hand, and madeto Order. Nos. 530 Market and 523 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO M. Publishers Of Sanders'NwRna.dara enA Brooks'Arithmetics. Also. Robert's Histnrvnf the UnitedStates.Felton'sOutnne Maps.&o. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Street. Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 133 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO,, Wholesale DeVersl n Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, AVc, And a flne assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No.t20 Market' street, above 4th PHILADELPHIA. gAMUEL BOMB.ERGER, WITH iir:jii:, Scott a co., WHOLEHA LB DEALERS IN Dry Goods, , Carpets, OIL. CLOTHS, Cotton V H oolcnCIiiiln.tVr. No. 333 MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Merchants wishing to select from as Irika a stuck as can be found In the city, and at the LOW HUT CASH PK10E8, should give me a call. August 31, 18H0.lt. W AIM :WMOHT &cbT WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, ' North East Corner of 2nd and ArchBtreet,. Philadelphia Penn'a, S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLBSALl BOOT AND SHOE AVAUEKOUSE, Uia MAltKICT 8TKEKT, Philadelphia, Penn'a. H ALL, SHENK & CO., 405 & 407 Market Street, Philadelphia, (Old Stand of Barcroft &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS DUY January 1, 1879. GOODS, MOllEAU'W Medicated extract of JI VI.T AM REEF. CURES Comsumptlon, Diabetes, Rrlght's Disease, Epilepsy ,st. Vitus' s Dance, Scrofula, If destruc tion is not carried too far, and builds up constitu tions ruined by excesses of whatever nature. Take it and add your testimonial to the thousands already obtained, For sale by all druggists. Price, Sl.OO. iii. e.cTluks' GERMAN ANTI-BILIOUS POWDER IS a radical cure for Sick and Dull Headace, Biliousness, Habitual Constipation, Piles, Palpi tation of the Heai t. Impurities of the Blood, as Pimples, Dingy Skin, Drowsiness. &e. It is a mild purgative and adapted to the most delicate con stitutious. for Bale by all druggists. Price SO cte. MOKEATJ'S MALT FARINA. The best food for Infants and the most nutri tious diet for Invalids. Contains all the muscle and bone making elements of wheat, barley and beef. Never deranges the stomach, Is easily di gested and does not change In any climate. For sale by all druggists. Price, 60 cents. DR. E. C. LCKS' German Soothing Remedy. A perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of pleasant taste, for all painful affections of Infants and children preceding and accompanying the process of dentition. Do not let your darlings suiter but procure a bottle at once. For sale by all druggists, Price, 2octs. May 2d, '80, ly. DRUGS. DRUGS. JACOB STRICKLER, (Successor to Dr. M. B. Strickler) PHARMACIST, NEW BL00MFIELD, PENN'A. HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B. Btrlckler In the Drug Business at Ills Store-room, on MAIN STREET, two doors East of the Big Spring, I will endeavor to make it In every way worthy the patronage of the public. Personal and striot attention AT ALL TIMES given to the compounding and dispensing Physi cians' presolpttons, so as to insure accuracy and guard against accidents. "BEAR IN MIND that my stock has been recently selected and care taken to have everything of the BEST QUALI TY. The publio may rest assured that ALL med icines that leave my store shall be as represented -PUKE and UNADULTERATED. I HATE CONSTANTLY ON HAND HAIR OIL and POMADES HAIR, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES. SURGEONS. TOILET, and CARRIAGE SPONGES, PUFF BOXES, TOILET POWDERS, CASTILE aud FANCY SOAPS PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS, Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medl clues of every description. ALSO, Segars, Tobacco, School Books, 67c. ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS, In season. Pure Wines and Llqnorg for Medicinal Purposes. Term, Strictly Cusli. By strict attention to business, T hope to meri the couddenoe aud favor of the public. ' . JACOB STRICKLER, Ph. G. April 29, 1879. DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER, Having looated permanently la NEW ISL00M FIELD, Offers his professional services to the citizens of the Borough and surrounding country. Dr. B. has bnen engaged In an extensive nrao tlos for over 2 years. lie has also served his country In the capacity f Surgeon to the 78th iPa.J.Vo,L.I,J!.f,,,r,y lHn the lale Rebellion, holding his Commission from Hie then Governor of this Common wealth. Ills credentials are from oneof the best Medical Colleges In America. Ills success as a practltlonor of medicine Is ao knowledgnd by recommendations from former patrons, which are free lor Inspection at all times. IN THE TREATMENT OF Chronic Diseases he hanhad very extensive experlence.andhascured many hopeless cases, after years of suffering, and expense incurred In seeklug relief elsewhere. Among the many chronic complaints treated successfully are Asthma. Bronchitis, Laryngitis. Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (tlrnt and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia I.iver Complaint, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's Evil, Skin Diseases. Chronic Rheumatism, Goitre, or enlargement ot the Glands ol the neck. Dropsy, Piles, chronic Diarrhoea, Constipation of the Bow els, Hick 'and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia, Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases, Enlarged Spleen. Epilepsy. Deafness, Chronic Chills and Ague, Diabetes Mellltus, old running ores. Tapeworms removed. Dr. B. does not confine himself to any one par ticular system of medicine. He uses all the late Improved methods and remedies, as also Magneto Electric, or Motlicnl Electricity, which Is so successfully used at the present day In many forms of nervous complaints. In the treatment of the Lungs and air passages he uses INHALATIONS, which carries the medicine direct to the diseased pails. When an Incurable case presents Itself he Is free and candid In telling the patient that he can uot cure him, thus avoiding further expense. In chronic ofmenMlt Is always best for patients to call at his olllce for personal examination and treat in nit, when that Is practicable. " Ofllce at his residence on Main street, A few doors westof H. 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In this admirable Essay, clearly demonstrates, from a thirty years' suc cessful practice, that the alarming consequences of self-abuse may be radically cured: pointing out a mode ot cure at ouce rimple, certain and etlectual. by means of which every sufferer, no matter what his condition may be. may cure him self cheaply, privately, and radically. y-Thls lecture should be in the hauda of every youth and every man in the land. Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, to any address, post-paid, on rocelpt ot six cents or two postage stamps. Address the Publishers, THE CULVER WELL MEDICAL CO., tOply 41 Ann St., New York ; P. O. Box, 4686. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT , OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMER, New Hloom field, jyAn Imbecile who wUhed to make himself agreeable to Longfellow Bald: " Blr, every night of my life I fall asleep over one of your works 1" stWTwo Bridgeport children playing with a cat pulled It no violently by the legs as to kill it. It must have been a very oheap cat. KjfMlBtrefcB (horrified): "Good gra clous, Bridget, have you been using one of my stockings to strain coffee throughV" Bridget (apologetically): " Y'z mum, but shure, I didn't take a claneone." (J"" In what condition was the patri arch Job at the end of his life V" asked a Brooklyn Sunday school teacher of a quiet-looking boy at the foot of his class. "Dead," calmly answered the quiet looking boy. From the answer no ap. peal was taken. eST" What's hla name?" said the deaf lady. " Augustus Tyler," said the young lady. Bless me, what a name 1 said the deaf lady. " Busthius Biler I" Eliza, you must be making fun of me." (3 A Connectltut rural 1st has queer ideas of post-offices. He mailed a huge package at Naugatuck post-offlce, put ting on only a one-cent stamp. The post master weighed it, and quietly remark ed : " Two cents are required to take this." " Be gobs, one clnt is enough," says the sender, "and if ye's won't slnd it fur that, thin I'll take it to another ofllce," and he carried it off in a buff. fJTX., the ingenious X., advertises in a widely circulated paper as follows : TO MAKE 10,(100 FRANCS A YEAR. THE precious secret Imparted by return of post to anyone sending thadvertlser 15 centimes. Ad dress, Sc. Letters came In by the thousands, and to each of the writers, X.,. replies by postal-card : " Dear Sir : Do as I am doing now. Yours, respectfully, X." What Would You Know about Wood. " There are various kinds of wood hard wood, soft wood, dry wood, wet wood, I would, you would, and lots of others who would, too, if they got a chance. Beams of the eye are . made of I would. Ships are built of hard wood, which accounts in a measure for the great hardships sailors are frequently called upon to encounter, I've an ocean. A ship constructed of soft wood entirely would be a soft thing for some body, but it wouldn't be the mariners who attempted to' navigate it. Wood Is not an ore, though an oar is generally wood, and can be used o'er and o'er. I once saw a sailor use one o'er, his shipmate's head, and it took two police men to make him give o'er. Maple wood is the favorite variety with juveniles on account of the sugar it yields. It is a mistake, however, to suppose that maple-sugar grows on the tree In cakes, already crimped around the edges. The cakes have to be care full gathered first by means of a patent picker (never shake the tree) and crimp- ed afterwards. If any kind of wood would please the children, maple wood." Awfully Seared. A bard old customer was Badger. He was never known to attend church and was considered the wickedest man in the town in which he lived. One night his old cow was prowling about the house seeking what she may devour, and stuck her head in the swill barrel. By the time the barrel was empty, her head was so far in the barrel that she could not withdraw it, and she made a blind rush to free herself from the in cumbrance. As luck would have it she struck a bee-line for the house, and di rectly for the front door. The old man was setting inside telling his family all about the great murder trial, when the cow gave a frightful bellowi which was prolonged by the empty barrel into an unearthly roar. At the same time the front door crashed from its hinges, and the cow with her uncommon head-gear, bolted into the room. Old Wickedness gave one look at the frightful demon which confronted him; each separate and individual hair stood on end ; a shivering feeling crawled up and down his back ; his eyes protruded from his head; altogether he was a picture of abject terror. Suddenly his tongue was loosened and he screamed, "For heavens sake take Mary she's better prepared than I am 1" Since that eventful night the man has joined an easy going church, which Is one step progressive, and he only swears when he sees old brindle or the swill barrel. The old cow " fetched him." i